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EDUCATION: DRESS OF MEDICINE.

I am NOT HEROIN. I AM LIKE YOU.

WANT TO MEET: A RENEGREENED POLICE

WHAT PLAY BY YOUR OWN RULES.

PEOPLE SAY THAT I LOOK: THAT I HAVE ALREADY BEEN

"A BEAUTIFUL ALIEN" BEFORE.

SPECIAL TALENTS: TALKING TO FUCKING.

MARITAL STATUS:

FIANCEE

RECENTLY SINGLE

OCCUPATION: UNEMPLOYED

OCCUPATION: BETWEEN EMPLOYMENT

OCCUPATION: LOOKING FOR A JOB.

I am open to:

STAY ONLY ONE NIGHT

CONVENTIONAL SEX

REVEAL SOMETHING PERSONAL: REALLY?

WHAT I DO ON SIX NIGHTS: I LIVE THE DREAM!

Looking for of homemade sweets?

Come to the confectionery of Terry in Red Hook,

home of the "family circle" ...

With an incredible natural beauty,

Fiji is the tropical paradise ideal for couples on holiday.

Dave, we didn't win the Christmas tree we wanted,

Mother Nature may have some tricks up your sleeve.

We have predictions of an intense blizzard

coming tonight ...

Megan. Right where I left you.

- How lovely. - Get caught red-handed.

And I really like of the classic American novel.

- Bad day? - No, I'm just exhausted.

I know. Me too.

Maybe it's time to get a job.

"Are you saying that to me?" - Yes I am.

I'm looking for a job all the time.

You only appear when I'm resting

It's like studying with your mother, I see you.

Talked to your parents about the rent?

It's almost on payday

and Cedric is willing to take ...

I have not made a decision yet about this...

Because Haven't made a decision yet?

What did you do today? Or what did you do this week?

I did Christmas.

And I started having meetings through the Internet.

Seriously?

- Yes, shut up. - No, I'm proud.

Have you ever met anyone?

I said "I started". I'm not a machine.

And I liked the idea.

to crack the account at the beginning I just have no money

so it's more as an intellectual exercise.

Where are you going? Just arrived.

A friend of Cedric's Go have a party at the bar.

So you Are not you going to make dinner?

Do not. Now yes.

You that go?

- Depends on the cake. - The birthday boy is single.

Not very smart. but it's beautiful,

so he is perfect for a one night affair.

Do not know. You think I'm ready?

Who cares? I'm ready for you.

I mean how long ago? Aren't you horny?

I knew that you had this kind of conversation

when I left. I knew it! Specially you.

- Hi, Cedric. - I got you.

Yes, I'm horny,

but also I get lazy sometimes.

Then the two cancel, like wizards dueling.

No longer. Tonight is the night.

- Faiza cheers me up. - I think about Ben.

Liked it. It's cool.

Ben

- What's up? - Hi.

Stop. RG, please.

- I am a woman. - Not.

You look very young. Understand this as a compliment.

Shit!

How did you lose your ID? You do not leave the house.

Okay, look, I'm old enough, I swear.

See? Right here? Moving.

My God, Megan.

Hi. RG?

- Shit. - What a shame...

I heard that you it's going well.

From who?

Do not know. I just said that to be cool.

Chris, I think the girl It's trying to get past you.

No, this is Becca.

Becca, this is Faiza, Cedric and Megan.

Me and Megan We spent some time together.

Is this a short version? Only that?

You two will they come in or not?

Nice to meet you.

Good to see you, Megan.

I do not want to hear you say.

If we only knew that he I'd be here, I'd warn you.

This is a serious pattern. I am regressing.

A year ago, I was in college,

Chris's bride and drank wine in restaurants.

And now I'm home. all day in panties,

and I am nothing of anybody, I can't even get into a bar.

What's happening to me? I'm walking backwards!

- I'm like Benjamin Button! - He moved on, so what?

You can also. Go home,

and pick a guy on a social networking site.

No drinks or dinner. Just to stay.

You can not order. It's not a delivery!

Yes, it does. You have breasts and the internet.

- Cedric, help me. - Internet. Breasts.

- Let's go. - Times of despair

require desperate measures. Pick them up. You can.

It is not?

HI

- WHAT'S UP? - Not!

Right.

Fuck you.

He moved on. I can too.

HI. WHAT'S UP?

SRNOVEMBRO: HELLO HOW ARE YOU?

Lower case. Very casual.

FANTASTIC, AND YOU?

So, sexy girl?

Seriously?

Come on.

The requirements are very low, very low.

NOVEMBER: ALSO.

LEGAL, I WOULD LIKE To move with me

I look like one of those viruses.

Amazing.

It's all right.

MY ROOM COLLEAGUE Go kick me for sex.

WANT TO GET A GIFT?

"Saidinha."

Of course, what about a bar?

In fact, I was thinking IN YOUR HOUSE.

AVENIDA CLASSON 172, APT 2 BROOKLYN, NEW YORK.

TOO FAST, IT WAS EVIL. Pretend I expected a little.

JAY, I'M FROM EAST VILLAGE, See you in a month.

I'LL LET GATORADES IN EACH SUBWAY STATION

Wait! Shit!

WAIT!

CAN WE CONNECT WEBCAM?

CLEAR.

I WANT TO SEE YOUR APARTMENT.

PSYCHOPATHY TESTS.

HOMICIDE SCISSORS ON YOUR WALL = NOTHING DONE

Safety first.

VERY FAIR. JUST A MINUTE FOR I TAKE THE MOM'S DRESS

VIDEO CALL WITH NOVEMBER.

CONNECTING.

So?

Dude, I was sure I was going to see a penis.

Yeah. Me too.

You are very beautiful. Very pretty indeed.

Anyway, this is me, swallow this,

and this is my apartment.

As you can see, It's a wonderful little corner.

Did I pass the test?

- Or ... - Yes.

I think so.

In fact, I have never done this before.

- Me neither. - No. No, no.

I know everyone says that, but I never really did.

- Nunquinha. - I know. Me neither.

Well and...

Okay, I think I'll see you. coming soon?

How amazing. I mean, that Cool. Nice.

It will be a very good thing, Megan.

- See you later. - Right.

Right. Bye.

I can't believe I will to Brooklyn for sex.

This is insane.

I do not think it hung up.

Not! It was the TV!

Right. Shit. Keep calm.

That is... An invasion alarm?

Did you sleep with the coat?

Yeah, I'm cold. You should go after the intruder!

Rescheduled Alarm

- False alarm. - That's weird.

It sucks we agreed, but I have to go.

I have a lot of fun. Thanks.

It was just what I needed ...

Amazing.

How ambitious.

It's quite an alarm.

I don't even remember to adjust it to 11:04.

That's weird.

Good morning, Megan.

Good morning Alex.

Well, it's Alec, actually.

- What I said? - Alex.

Say it again.

Alec There is a C at the end.

It's all right.

Got it. Excuse me.

Good...

I had so much fun.

Thank you for having me.

You're welcome.

My concern is How will we improve this story?

when we tell it to our grandchildren.

Is not it?

And let's live a day every time, right?

So, do you want coffee? or will it usually go away?

"Normally"?

You said "normally"

as if I did this much

I have a normal version and abnormal of that.

It was not what I meant.

I don't know how often you do this.

I told you yesterday that was my first time

doing something remotely like this.

Yeah, but ... What is it?

Which is. What?

Megan, expect me to believe which is the first time

who stays with someone just for one night?

Of course!

The only reason I'm here

is that my roommate He kept pressing me.

She "kicked you out for sex" or something like this.

Exactly, and still I'm feeling

vibrations of judgment coming from your side of the bed,

which is strange considering I didn't do anything on my own.

It has no vibration at all this side of the bed.

I actually admire what did you do.

I wish more girls were given so much.

"Given". Here you come with the bitch thing again

I'm not calling you a bitch!

I'm calling you of girl

that went to the house from a stranger at midnight.

If at least there was a word to describe who does it.

Wants to know? Fuck you!

It was a joke. Excuse me.

You called me to come, remember this.

It did not quite happen, But it does not matter.

We can take Breakfast?

I make porridge with a jelly smile.

And this is not bitchy.

Save your porridge. I think I'm leaving.

But thank you for seeing me, It was amazing to meet you.

Be successful, Alex.

Cool, I suppose that was on purpose because I told you

that my name is Alec with "C", type, 12 times.

It wasn't, but don't mind, Your name is imbecile.

Nice! Goodbye. It was great have fucked you

I wanted could say the same.

It seems like last night did you like it.

Wants to know? Do not believe everything.

Especially in something like: "Alec, cool name."

It looks like a draft of name.

- Fuck you, Megan. - Fuck you.

Right.

What?

Shit!

Imagine a little angel looking at another sleeping angel.

Right. No, I am the angel.

And this angel is being awakened

by a junkyard dog in the body of a hot girl!

Right, and that was my morning.

Look, I can't ...

Mommy, I'll call you later.

Hello. It's Alec, right?

There is a little snow out there? IS?

Well, New Yorkers ...

I do not want to call them of the weak,

but you need to see the winter in Minnesota.

I'll call a taxi for you.

Thanks.

Holy shit, there is a lot of snow!

Hello everyone, I hope who don't want to leave so soon.

Let me say something, it won't work, all right?

We are seeing records in nevada!

This thing arrived at night

and left New York City totally white!

We're talking of tens of thousands

of stranded travelers.

The whole transport system of the city is off.

Snow has not yet been removed of the streets!

The city council is advising people staying at home

and avoid unnecessary travel.

Then settle down, the weekend will be over.

Faiza, you have to do something.

I can not stay here. This is the worst.

You at least Did you see the news?

There's nothing to do.

See how cool it is?

We could do this every day.

But Cedric It's a paramedic.

He could get me out of here by helicopter, or who knows?

Was that Cedric? Is he laughing at me?

No, no, no. Okay, we're doing the best.

and we will pick you up as soon as possible, I promise.

No, no, no!

I would not be here if you I had not been expelled.

Excuse me, I can not hear you.

What?

I think the snow is hindering the ...

The satellites ... satellites!

- OK Bye! - Goodbye.

Faiza!

Grab that ass!

This storm it's literally destroying

the whole area of the three states.

This is what I deserve. Penance.

This is officially the worst criticism

that my porridge already received.

This I get for being promiscuous.

Do you think God it was this blizzard

to punish her for it?

I don't think God did that. This is ridiculous.

I think it was my grandmother and I do not know how.

Right. That makes sense.

I'd rather not go the next 24h

in a silence uncomfortable with you,

so why not pretend didn't we have sex?

Did not happen.

And so we assume that it's only time

and not his passive-aggressive and magic grandma.

No, it would be like trying to put the toothpaste back.

You can not do that. It's more than that. I saw your penis.

You said I'm a bitch. These are big problems.

you said is my penis big?

No. No, I did not.

The problem is big with your penis.

It's great to hear that.

You can not just delete the fact that we had sex.

I think you is underestimating us.

Hi, I'm Alec.

I 'm Megan.

Megan, nice to meet you.

What do you do for a living?

Jesus! Are we doing this? Not!

Seriously? But already? We just started.

It's all right.

We are monitoring the situation at hand.

We're passing by massive stops

throughout the area of the Three States.

This includes Dutchess County, Harlan,

Bronson,

Middlesworth.

Monmouth County.

As time flies by.

Okay, let's try again. But there are rules.

- No disturbing questions. - I didn't know it was.

Now you know.

Okay, I'm trying to think in a question

that in no way considered disturbing.

Do you like dogs?

A great question. Good job. Yes I like.

Me too.

I have to use the bathroom.

This is allowed.

5 TYPES OF GIRLS ONLINE.

What?

GATORA PROBLEMÁTICA

"Problematic"? You do not know me!

Do you have any headphones?

Thanks.

- Megan? - What happened?

What happened is that You have happened. What is it?

God!

Do not worry. I take care of it.

No, no... Just walk away.

No need to tidy up.

Hold it for me. Go to the bedroom.

I'll take care of it.

Disgusting.

Cold and disgusting.

- Do not stop. - Turn off the record.

I dont 'want to say the punishments of the universe.

It is the flood. Practically biblical.

"Where's the plunger?" - Must be near the ...

Shit! I lent to my friend. Damn it.

That's why you should not lend to your friends.

It has thousands of reasons.

Look, just close the door. I'll take care of it later.

I have an idea who can fix everything.

Want to get high?

Yeah, me neither. That was a test.

I did not know if you were a cop.

And I will go. I'm going to get stoned.

You do not mind, do you?

Your apartment.

I'm saying. You will think I'm very cool.

My friend did. I don't know if you know

but he smokes a lot.

I try to encourage your creativity.

No, I think it suits with you.

Sorry, I would open the window, but you know ...

It's a mystery because you do not have a girlfriend.

I'm a good catch.

I bet 150 bucks that you will die alone.

My hot future widow will be happy

in receiving your money.

I'm just talking, you can take some of the tension out.

It may be good for you. Should join.

Yes, I got stoned. other times.

Not with me.

It's ok.

You better do it Funnier.

Yeah, smoke that shit.

You asked me What do I do for a living?

and I was a little grumpy.

You? Grumpy? I can not imagine.

Well, the answer is ...

I'm less than an employee at the time.

I do not do anything.

Step year I would say: "I'm a medical dresser,"

that sounds awesome, right?

But then I graduated and I can not say that.

I think your profile says "Entrance exam in MED".

Yes No, I have not changed yet.

You created your profile two days ago? This is weird.

What is it? An interrogation?

- Are you hiding something? - No, just ...

I think I am at this stage of limbo.

It's Not As If Your Diploma came with instructions.

Good...

Home run! Twins wins World Series!

Well, your profile said "medical entrance exam",

so would you think that followed that.

What was this?

So...

Why did you go to cram school if he did not want to do medicine?

I always thought it would change, but then I graduated.

Wait. How does this happen?

Easier than you think. What do you do?

I work at a bank.

Chic. Banker.

No, just really bank. I'm assistant manager.

Like someone like you enter into something so ...

Exciting? - Yes.

Yes. I do not know.

I mean, you know when you have 17 years

And you want to go out there.

and show the world all that you have,

because there is a lot to say.

I do not know how that is.

I do not know.

I never felt I needed work to define me.

Do you like your job?

Since when Do you need to like it?

I think our generation Don't understand that.

Interesting.

I forgot the food. I'll go back and get it.

No, no. Please. Allow me.

Now I'm impressed.

Because it's like a butler which is also a carpet.

For a man who has everything except a carpet.

I smoked in college.

But on vacation I saw my parents.

smoking from a vaporizer and watching porn movie ...

My God.

Which seems to be the biggest ad anti-drugs of all time.

This is amazing!

Kinda disgusting but ... But was funny.

Grow up where all parents of friends are divorced,

minus mine.

They were always so happy.

They were disgustingly Happy

It's a lot of expectation to overcome.

I think that spoiled me.

My parents are married too.

- IS? High five. - Ae!

When I was a child I wanted that they divorced,

because I was jealous from my friends

who had two Christmases.

What?

- Turn it off. - Don't you like the song?

No, I love this song.

It will make me want to dance.

Yes, you should.

- Do not believe. - Yes!

Do you dance badly?

No, no, no ...

I'm a born dancer, but look ...

If you see me dancing,

will follow me that not even a puppy

and shame us.

So...

You must stay here for your safety.

Trust me on that.

Right...

I would like to...

Ask my next question in context

that my diet usually it does not consist of crap.

And with that in mind,

- hypothetically, - Yes.

if anyone needed

using the toilet,

How would one do that ...

Under this special circumstance? Stop smiling

That is a great question.

These are your neighbors strangers?

Are you the weird neighbor?

You are the strange neighbor.

Hi Mrs. Lo Pan? It's Alec.

I need you to lend me your plunger.

It's kind of an emergency.

That would not be their correspondence, isn't it?

IS. You know what, They must have traveled.

You do not laugh!

- It's kind of funny - Did you see that face?

It's my panic face. We understand?

- Yes. We understand each other - It's ok. Good.

Fear not, the hanger is here To save the day.

Disgust, I bet you say that for all.

- We have no time here. - I mean, there's a plan B,

but it's kinda that out of the box.

Let's not smoke again!

Let's go... I'm just kidding.

The windows of the building, They don't work right.

Then we can go out the window, climb on the roof,

and go the other way

and go by the emergency ladder da Lo Pan.

It's all right.

Maybe only you should do that.

I will not screw myself!

The only reason we do that It's for you!

- Why do you have it? - My grandmother left it for me.

Complaints should be directed to it.

I understand. Cute.

Come on!

You simply could not shit in the sink?

- What's it? - It's frozen!

It will not budge! We have to go back.

There is no turning back!

What the fuck? Is playing?

Are you inSana? I will have to pay for it.

I needed. They will understand.

"You're a ruiner." "I'm not a ruiner!"

Sorry, I have to pee.

- Not... - You understand.

You are an asshole in many languages.

You understand.

Yes, this piss It's very good.

- Sorry, false alarm. - Yes.

My God!

To let you know, I'm ignoring you too.

I didn't know if I'd noticed And I wanted you to know.

I think we solved the mystery from the clogged toilet.

Wait. What? No, no. I said I would do that.

- What is it? - Is nothing.

What are you doing? Disgusting.

Megan, this was in the toilet. Disgusting! All right?

If reading was a problem, could have said something.

MACHUCADA GIRL BACK TO ACTIVE

It's just a stupid article.

But he was not stupid. It was on the fly.

How pathetic is that? This is so pathetic.

Do you really think my name It looks like a draft by name?

Yes.

A good draft, you know? Very close to the final name.

Did you really pretend?

- What you mean? - Last night.

When you were doing what I would describe

like shouts of pleasure of the soulfulness.

And this morning you brought doubt

- their authenticity ... - What happened was, like:

"Let's pretend that we've never had sex? "

I overcame it.

Why are you thinking about this? again?

I did not stop to think about it.

Look, I just said those things to hurt you

- because you hurt me, you know? - Yeah, I don't swallow that one,

because women are more honest when they try to hurt someone.

Fine, but this can't be the first time

that a woman pretends with you.

Definitely was.

- Did you make your ex cum? - Yes.

- Yeah, almost all the time. - Seriously? So many times?

And she enjoyed it before you or later?

Generally, we enjoyed simultaneously.

- At the same time. Seriously. - Seriously? That nothing.

It is evil.

Do not need be ashamed of it.

It's hard to do. For men it is very easy.

You know, it's friction.

But for women there are many intangible things down there.

And it's bad to pretend.

Not good for you. It does not help us.

It does not help the next woman.

But you kiss very well.

Yes, you do very well.

- I practice a lot with my hand. - The other thing.

- But I had fun. - It's all right.

Well, let's talk about it.

So... What did I do wrong?

The issue is not What you did wrong.

It's how people come in. in tune.

- How they fit together. "And we were not in tune?"

"You think so?" - It's the first time.

Is weird. No one knows what to say,

does not know what to play. Is weird.

It's not as if that changed. after the first time.

I mean, they end up learning what do you like the most,

but you can never talk about it openly

because men They are very sensitive.

Suggest, just the smallest thing, already drives them crazy,

because they think you I've been thinking about it too much.

So they get angry because you didn't say it before,

and you didn't say before because it would have been too early.

The only thing to do is to train them

to recognize different moans

without realizing what are you doing,

in my experience.

- Wow! - It works.

- Or it's just me. "No. It's like camping, you know?

You have to do the activity with a partner,

but can not say anything then you end up going the way you do.

Yeah. It's like camping.

"You went to camp?" - Fucking shit!

I just had a great idea.

Do you feel, both of us?

It's a great opportunity. now.

- Than? - This. Right here.

- I do not... - Did not understand?

All right, listen to me. We are stuck.

We are in this incredible I'm experimenting now.

We're lab rats. We had sex,

but without feelings, right?

As soon as the snow melts, you leave.

- To super far. "We have no acquaintance,

so probably We'll never see each other again.

- Yes. - So we can use this time

to be honest, and we can give us advice

and constructive criticism to become better lovers

to the next person whatever comes.

Right. First, you can not say "lovers".

- I think I can. - Second,

What are you proposing? is potentially ...

It's terrible, a bag! That's a bad idea.

- No what? - That's my best idea!

- That sucks! - Megan, listen.

You can not I throw a bomb and:

"Maybe he never did. a girl enjoy

in all his life " and not wanting to talk about it.

I want to speak.

Men can not cope with constructive criticism of it.

"You're angry." - Not.

I promise I will not stay if you do not stay.

As well?

You thought ...

there would be no turning back or something like that?

Do you think you have tips for me?

Well, yes. I thought of things.

But I think you You'll never know, will you?

Jesus! Right. All right, I'll go. Go.

It's all right. That's nice.

This is not only you, I want to make this clear.

The lights are off. What the fuck?

If the lights are off, as you asked,

and I so gallantly erased,

I could do, literally, sex with anything!

But I do not want that.

I want to have sex with you.

Not you specifically, but the universe you.

Lights on? Wow...

All the men Do you feel that way?

I can only speak for myself and my friends, but yes.

Women hear this more what a hello. Ended?

I'm just saying that we are young

and we're flirting with people

and we should embrace this shit while we have.

It's all right! Men like the light on.

Noted. Great. Shocking. What else do you have?

- Want more? - Have more?

Yes I have. It's all right...

What else do you do I don't like?

Yes, when it is on top of the bed

and kind of turns around half

and take off your clothes as fast as you can,

as if it were getting prepared

for a medical examination.

Never complained About that.

Most love seeing me naked.

I love seeing you naked. It's great to see. And play.

I mean that in this part

you could do...

Then you take off your bra.

I could imagine a pole. Come on, give a beat,

- Come down, get up. - My God.

Do the thing with her ass in her panties.

"I dropped something. My panties."

You could throw it up, take.

I do not care what do you do.

Actually, it was not terrible.

You should wear high heels and try it.

You're right. This is weird.

No, no... Be a man, stop.

Be ready for retaliation.

This definitely didn't seem

a constructive criticism, but I will continue.

Look what I'm saying

is that men They like to undress.

And you could make it more than one thing.

- It's all right. - It's all right.

Lastly, when I was inside of you,

you started doing this thing.

Started to stimulate a little

and made me feel as in the reservation.

- A second instrument. - Noted.

- Right. - Double noted.

- It's my turn? - Yes.

- Do not ever do that again. - It's the international thing.

I do not know who it was who taught men

to do this thing of the alphabet,

but it makes me sound with Helen Keller

being fucked by her teacher.

And it's not your fantasy?

There was a moment, during the preliminaries

in which I was perhaps almost enjoying,

and I believe that I subtly warned.

Do you remember What did I say?

"I'm almost enjoying myself." - Yes!

And after that, you changed what he was doing.

What were you thinking?

Honestly, I thought I was making a final move,

as in "Mortal Kombat". Like, "Finish her!"

I thought I was doing something like that. Was not?

Next time, keep doing what were you doing

Why did you put it on? on the penalty mark and could ...

- score the goal. - Right.

You waited for me to undress you,

which is unnecessary and a little weird,

I'm not your mother preparing him to sleep.

You kept trying give me hickeys.

Nobody likes that. And you went very fast,

as if extracting oil.

My whole body was ...

You found my G spot, it was just passing through,

but you kept going ...

And I really wanted it to stop.

Okay, okay...

When a girl masturbates It's a good thing.

My ex also thought it strange. and...

We are not competing

in a great show Japanese erotic.

We are having sex.

You see? Embrace the team spirit.

And, last night, when we broke up,

you turned over to the other side of the bed

as if placed a bomb there.

So, next time,

hug the girl and count to 10.

It will help a lot. You can thank me later.

Besides these things, is a perfect and perfect lover.

"Adequate". Thank you.

"Adequando" is not ...

I knew that would happen. I warned you it was a bad idea.

Is a good idea. I'm fine.

I'm not even Teflon, my dear. Nothing sticks in me.

We should see the news. to update us.

As you can see, this storm

does not show signs what are you going to stop?

I want you to see something.

Behind me is the Empire States,

but can not see.

You can only see the snow.

I bet 150 bucks that Rick Raines has a hard fuck.

That was funny.

Just said which is not where

the Empire States is.

- Can I take a shower? - Not.

Yes, all right. The towels are on the floor.

Speaking of the streets of New York, This is Rick Raines.

I just talked with the governor's cabinet

and they told me that this storm is a whore.

That was quick.

What if we tried again?

I can't take any more criticism.

No, I say, and if we ...

Let us try again.

Test our theories by science?

Through the...

science?

That. I think it would be of great help

because I learn better in practice.

Of course, we ... We can try.

It's all right. Right.

And the communication channel remains open.

- It's all right. - We'll talk about it.

- It is a deal. - Right. We should shoot.

Not? Was it too much?

Excuse me.

How should we begin?

Normally, in encounter situations

would have something more than that,

but since this It is a scenario of giving some

I think everything will be all right if you...

Not bad.

It's all right.

The lack of sheets makes it look like something wild,

what is good for a game scenario, but ...

I know, but it's washing day.

Alright, let's go.

They should come with instructions, do not you think?

I think it's from the inside out, but it's alright.

- Great. "That's good, yes.

- Where were we? - Right. Right here.

A fan of shoved on the bed. This is classic.

No, no, no. Sneakers and socks first.

There is never time, so take it out now.

- Remove. - God.

Half term. I enjoyed that.

Thanks. I'm the best at it.

Right.

It's kind of what you had in mind?

And that's good. Very good. You have the way.

Good.

I have sensitive nipples.

This one is very sensitive.

- Any comments? - Not.

Not!

If there's one thing you took of this experience ... Never.

- I was trying to relax you. - My father did that

and now I was thinking about my father.

That's disgusting. Excuse me.

That's better.

Much better.

Japanese alphabet.

Thank you, Rosetta Stone.

- Fucking shit! - That was awesome.

Hi.

Time to get up.

Wake up!

- Hi. - We sleep.

We slept. This is a problem?

I do not see the purpose education.

And even more I'm hungry.

- We will starve. - If you don't like mustard.

- Why don't you have food? - I had food,

until we eat everything when we were stoned.

It is true.

Old banana?

Here it is.

This may have to last for a few days.

- Let's ration. - Right.

That's nice.

We need use creativity.

I need 10 minutes. I'll prepare something.

"But do not eat alone." - Right.

Do you want to go back to bed? I make something up.

Special delivery.

Where did you get that?

Do not worry.

This is the pasta of your neighbor.

They are smuggled!

Just gave a chill because of the window.

Now you're a criminal.

I know.

Just for the record, I found the most

you break the window that way.

Thank you! I thought so too.

Maybe you're not the worst person in the world

to get stuck.

I say the same.

Are your parents doctors?

I thought maybe they were

and so rebelled and did not want do more of this.

What happened?

Does not matter.

It does matter. Let's go. Can you tell me.

It would not make sense for you.

It all makes sense to me.

It is a burden to be a genius. I can not avoid.

It's not that ...

It's not that I gave up of being a doctor.

so you want be a doctor.

What I say It's just that I have not changed my mind.

I never wanted to be medical, never.

So why was it medical dressing?

Right.

So...

I was already engaged.

"I went already". It looks like I'm writing an autobiography.

Some time ago, I was engaged.

We had a high school date. We did class together.

When i had to choose a degree ...

Never planned need it.

I just want be a wife and mother.

People always they look at me like that

When I say this because they sad for me or ...

I do not feel. Was not looking at you like that.

No, no, it's okay.

They think I am Missing something.

But I do not know.

It worked for my parents.

and I always thought I would do the same.

So the universe noticed my bluff.

What happened?

He cheated on me.

Yes and unfortunately this was not the last straw.

I wanted to continue, but he didn't want to.

Said I wanted a girl. who wanted more out of life.

He mentioned the word "ambition" sometimes.

I know, I also received indirect believe it or not.

I believe.

Ambition is bullshit.

Seriously, It's like chasing the steam.

Whatever you think who needs:

that job that little golden star,

blue ribbon, fancy table, cool office, this is not ...

When you achieve this, will be confused,

why won't you be so happy how much you thought it would be.

Then you will be seated there, thinking:

"Why am I not happy? I got it. I have the table. "

Because there is another table.

There will always be something more

what your ambition says what you need.

Then there is something else, when you can,

will have something else. It is an endless circle.

Then it is forced to retire.

When you realize, there is a large house, 4 bathrooms,

does not have a table ping pong and is dead.

- Let's blow it up! - Is dead.

I blacked out for a second.

Thank you for staying with me on it.

I did not know if it would on the other side.

Exploding things always helps.

What happened with that face?

Anything.

A semester later, I received a diploma

that I have no intention of using.

And here I am.

So never had a one-night stand?

I told you about a hundred times.

Should know, do not last. So long.

That sucks.

- This guy is screwed. - What you mean?

You said that you met him. in high school, right?

So he thinks you are a certain type of girl

And you think you'll meet this same girl

in the future, when it is ready,

but when he is ready she will not be there.

He has no idea How rare you are.

- What is it? - What?

That.

You're staring at me. Yes it is.

You are staring at me!

I'm very thirsty now, these are eyes of thirst.

You look thirsty, I'll get some drinks.

Can i bid classic girl,

and confiscate your biggest and more comfortable shirt?

And I promise that I will not steal it.

Yes, a moment.

Please, be a transvestite.

I found peach liqueur, the bottle is dusty,

but I think the liquor It's still ... good.

So where is Daisy?

San Francisco.

You are with her?

It's a difficult question. of responding.

No, it's not.

He just answered.

Megan, let's talk about this.

Had the place just for you and made the most of it.

When she comes back?

Should have come back this afternoon, but the flight was canceled.

I heard something about it.

Apparently, There is a huge snowfall.

I always wondered how would it be

Be the other girl.

Is better.

Not great, but undoubtedly the best.

Wait a minute.

Thank God it stopped!

Let's check how are things out there.

We are looking New Jersey traffic,

What are you doing? little stops all day.

- Can I show you something? - Leave me alone.

I'm not angry, how could it be?

I did not ask, You did not lie,

wanted casual sex and I had it.

Let me show you that.

Please.

So she broke up with you, but still live with her?

"You still have not given me that." - Do not understand.

And honestly, I do not care.

Three weeks ago she asked me to look for her wallet,

and while doing so, I accidentally found this.

I did not know what to do.

Then I returned the wallet, and the next day went on tour.

Tour? She is like ...

- She's a DJ. - Yes of course.

Of course ... She's the coolest girl. imaginable.

I made that profile because I wanted to have something

to play in her face when she was done,

and I know it's very immature.

It could have ended with her.

Yes Yes, I thought about doing that.

People talk about how good it is. be single and it's bullshit.

"Join the bachelorette party." * It is not a party.

It's a lot of people sitting in the dark sending messages.

How slow is the cleaning in remote places

such as Queens and Brooklyn no snow is falling anymore.

We're in the department. sanitation, they are finishing ...

And I did something stupid. and I'm sorry

The subway and the buses started without problems.

Excuse.

Megan, wait.

Which is. I... What should you have done?

I did not even know you existed. and I dont...

I don't want her. I want you. I want you.

And what makes you think that I want you?

It's just a funny guy. who works in a bank.

Overestimates your ability of breaking hearts.

Which is.

Oh, my God, Megan!

- Hi. - Hi.

Is this my quilt?

- Hello. - God.

You are monsters.

God!

How was your date?

- DELETE MY ACCOUNT? - YES, DELETE MY ACCOUNT

What a pity to see her go. CLICK HERE TO REACTIVATE YOUR ACCOUNT.

PROFILE NOT FOUND

Looks so tired. I want to let him sleep.

What are you doing...

"Daisy, we should talk." - Yes I know.

I found the note in the trash. - I got the note right here.

THANK YOU FOR LAST NIGHT. WONDERFUL APARTMENT, MEGAN.

When did you find this?

When I was looking your wallet ...

Accidentally.

I understood what is going on.

You read that and then you wanted for me to come home

and find this little haiku of lipstick,

so you would be who would end the relationship.

It's not a haiku, There are not enough syllables.

- You are a child. - Yes.

Daisy, we both know that we are not right to each other,

and I think we knew that for a long time, but that's fine.

We were afraid that the person perfect wasn't out there.

- What if they aren't? - I think they are.

Right, what now?

Can i move to Kevin's house.

He owes me because of the plunger.

Right.

Let me know when you leave.

Daisy?

- Can I ask you something? - Yes.

Any time...

Did you pretend?

A year together ... It's over!

And that's it what are you thinking now?

No, I'm thinking about many things.

I'm thinking of memories, feelings and ...

I just need to know if ... Have you done this?

IS.

I'm sorry. I got lazy.

But I shouldn't have pretended, because that does not help anyone.

You need to communicate.

What happened to you?

Tell her. Talk to her.

Megan, Faiza has something to tell you.

It's all right.

Normally would wait to talk about it

until you recover, but Cedric and I both enjoyed

have the place just for us in the last nights.

- We really enjoyed it. "And I did not know we were going,

because I'm used to it with you here ...

Kind of straightforward,

all the time but ...

Darling, help me, please.

Basically we were thinking, What if you moved?

You know, what would it be like?

And you need to understand that can stay here

as much as you need, until you get organized.

A few days, three days, as much as you want.

- Four days. - It's all right.

No, I think ... It's a great idea.

- Do you think so? - She said she thinks so.

I just came to New York because of Chris

and I thought if it was home

I would be admitting that.

I stayed and made sure that the internet Don't be lonely.

I needed a kick in the ass.

Nice. You already know what are you going to do now?

No, I have no idea.

No idea.

Do you know what that means?

Which is our last eve New Year's

as roommates.

Amazing.

I know it sounds from the mouth out,

something a madman would say,

but I met a girl on the site, a few nights ago and ...

I think I can save our time.

I don't need the address. I just need to know the last name.

It must have been magical, but we can't pass

information to anyone but the police.

Knowing that you not a cop,

is there anything else How can I help you today?

Do not.

It's not just a show for kids.

Anyone can like it.

It's for anyone who loves friendship, adventure ...

There is a character, her name is Applejack.

It is my favorite. It's very tiny.

She reminds me of you, as a matter of fact.

I think I lost you. Excuse? Hello?

Just to make it clear, You are terrible talking.

I don't know if I already ...

I think it's because you are so...

Captivating.

I'm just super intimidated.

There is nothing to fear!

- Excuse. - No, no. Please!

Just ... Damn it!

It's all right. Okay great.

Motherfucker.

Damn motherfucker. Damn!

Now is the time that everyone expected.

Megan!

How long I don't see her.

It's Ben from biology class.

How are you? Do you know Faiza?

Yes Yes. I'm a friend of Cedric.

Let's get some more drinks. Have fun, you two.

You! You were the boy. beautiful and dumb

Thank you?

I should have sex with you.

This is the universe correcting himself.

Where did you decide to do medicine?

I was surprised to get my two favorites.

Now I'm trying to decide.

It's a great decision. and my father has opinions ...

Megan? Megan?

You know, it's ...

Police! Megan? It's Megan, right?

Complaints with noise talk to Faiza and Cedric

because the apartment It is theirs now.

In fact, they are calling specifically you.

Megan Pagano? Want to come down the hall with us?

Because?

Cops found this in Lo Pan's bathroom.

You do not understand. The guy is a psycho.

You're setting me up.

It's setting it all up,

which I now perceive to be exactly what a madwoman would say,

but that explains my situation.

He is so crazy

that is forcing me looking crazy.

See what he's up to?

Madam, you entered or not through the window

from the apartment Mr. and Mrs. Lo Pan?

You... It has a bit of ...

Some...

Alright, left.

Beautiful.

Which one of you? Is Megan Pagano?

They paid your bail.

Wait. That... This is impossible.

I haven't even made a call yet.

Can she do this?

Can she refuse my bail? Are you serious?

All right, look. I just... I need to talk to her.

Can only make visits at the time of visit.

What if, only if, The person wants to see you.

What I don't think she wants, being that she would rather

get locked in prison to see your face.

Rude.

Well, what if I told you that I helped her

breaking into that apartment? Would you arrest me with her?

Yes, this is how police stations They work.

- Are you being sarcastic? - Are you serious?

- I need to talk to her! - Okay then.

Five, four, three, two one!

Happy New Year!

And these two?

They are special enough to pay your bail?

My God. What happened?

"Just take me home." - On here.

Hi.

- Who is he? - Excuse me.

I did not know his last name. What should I do?

Literally anything, except that.

You're mad but, Megan, did you feel something?

- and I felt something ... - what I felt

it was Stockholm syndrome.

I can't let you out again without listening to me.

Why are you doing this? Do you have a girlfriend.

I do not have any more. Look, Megan. Let me explain.

I should have told and had times last night

I wanted and should have counted,

but they had other times

I forgot that other people existed

and this sounds stupid because your friends

They are looking at me as if my dick was out.

Excuse me. It was funny.

- Sir. - Let's finish this.

The cop is not happy. Let's make him happy.

- Megan? "You put me in jail!"

- Excuse me. - For criminals!

He has about five seconds before to find out firsthand.

It's all right. Damn! Shit!

It was not directed to you nor you.

Look, I screwed up.

I screwed up, but I'm very, very sorry.

But you can't stop before let's find out

what could we be and we should find out.

Maybe we just go out and realize that we do not like each other.

Maybe you're intimidated. With my dance.

And maybe I find out who you are, kind, very racist.

Okay, that was hypothetical.

What I'm saying is that there's many things I don't know

about you and we need talk about many things.

I spent two nights with you.

and it was not long enough.

Please give me more time.

It was kind of weak in the middle,

but he finished well. I'm touched.

Megan, what do we think?

I think you put me in jail.

Are you still in it? Look Hey, what's up.

One day you will laugh at it.

I promise you'll find that. all very funny one day.

Okay, let's make a deal.

You give me your number and leave

and the minute I laugh at it, I'll let you know.

Stay as long as you want. That guy was crazy.

- Can I go out with him? - Cedric.

I'm just saying. Do not know lots of fun people.

Fun people do not drive ambulances.

I'M SORRY

I'm an idiot

Shit!

- Hello? - You're an idiot.

Have you noticed that?

- Are you okay? - Yes, I've heard.

"You know I was responsible?" - No, it was not.

What you mean? Yes, it was!

Maintaining the spirit of constructive criticism,

when you want to win back someone

after doing something stupid,

practice your speech or something like this,

You know, for the next girl.

because... because it sucked.

Shit. I was ashamed foreign

What is it? What is it?

It's too early. Too early.

This is fair. That's totally fair.

Sorry for getting in jail, But you already thought

about what it will do with your name on the street?

Clear. It was the first thing in which I thought.

I'm going to tattoo that shit in me.

Don't worry about the Lo Pans processes.

- I took care of them. "Did you kill the Lo Pans?"

- It had to be done. - Did you do it without me?

I think I'm ready for the kiss now.

- It is? - I am.

You taste like prison.

- Is it snowing again? - It is.

Look, a million little ones matchmakers.

Thank you, snowflakes.

So, to your house or for mine?

I don't have a house anymore.

Me neither.

You are to marry.

You too.

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