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So I'll just tell you what I'm looking for.

I guess tall is a good start.

I don't really care what color his hair is, I guess.

But clean, cleanliness is good.

Yeah, just fit, youngish would be good.

Okay, so about how long do you think that would be?

Oh, that fast? Okay, great.

Okay, thanks.

Oh,

great.

Yeah, um, you're not gonna believe what I just did.

Well, you know, it's been a really long time since I've had any, and, um, you

know, I don't like going out trying to meet people, so I found an agency, and I

just called and ordered a male escort.

I know! It was really awkward. They asked me what I was looking for, so I

had to, like, just order a male. It was kind of awkward.

So yeah, I guess there's a guy coming to my house here momentarily. It's very

quick.

Yeah, it's kind of awkward.

But, you know, I really, I need it, right? So it's been long enough.

I think I deserve this, right?

Yeah. Well, what should I do?

I mean, is he just going to come in? Do I have drinks?

Do we eat cheese? I don't know.

Serve him brie?

Idiot.

Well, yeah, I'm going to try and be slutty, but it's just I'm nervous.

God, what do you think it'll look like?

Yeah, well, I said kind of young-ish or something. I didn't know what to say.

Yeah, I don't know, but you're going to get a report back.

Yeah, I'll try and be dirty.

I'm so nervous.

Yeah.

Oh my God, that was fast. Okay, so I'll call you when I'm done.

Okay, bye.

Come in!

Uh,

ma'am?

Oh my God.

Oh Jesus, God.

Miss Summers? Richie?

You? The agency?

Oh, this is really awkward.

Did not expect to be walking into your house right now.

So you're a male escorting?

You could say that.

Yeah.

Wow.

Moving up.

Oh, my God.

This is freaking awkward. Yeah.

Wow.

That was...

I expected.

So you're older now, obviously.

Yeah. Oh, grown up.

How are you?

I'm, well, I'm divorced, obviously. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, so

I was, this is my first time calling an agency and I just was looking to have

some time. I'm sorry, I'm like.

Yeah. I haven't seen you in a while. Yeah. This is freaking weird.

So, this is, um, what you're doing now.

You can say that?

Yeah. How's that working out?

Well, I'm trying to pay my intuition.

Oh, I see. College is pretty fucking expensive. It is expensive.

I remember bringing Pete through school.

Yeah. How's he doing?

I think he's good. He's good. Yeah.

Um.

that call.

I would just bring this room together.

Is this your first time? Yeah, this is my first time calling the agency.

I mean, you know Peter, he's very protective and so I really haven't seen

anyone and I'm feeling a little needy.

So I called.

I thought this would be an easy way to meet someone.

It's not a bad thing.

Yeah. Well,

It wouldn't be.

It's just weird that it's you.

Well, I mean, to be honest, I kind of always had the hots for you.

Wow. You were like the group's hot mom.

I was.

I mean, you still are.

Oh, God, that's really sweet, Richie.

Well, you've grown up quite nicely.

Thank you. I guess I should say.

Well, we're here. We only have a limited amount of time, I guess. So you want me

to stay?

Well... I just feel awkward right now. Yeah. But I'm also, like, really turned

on, because I've kind of wanted this for a long time.

Yeah.

I guess we're here, and, um... Hmm.

Even if you walked out now, you can't really forget what just happened, so...

That's true.

You've thought about this.

I have.

Hmm.

Well, then I guess we should probably continue on.

Is this what you do? I mean, you should probably leave. Because I didn't know if

I should have cheese or wine or what, so... It's your house.

I should go to the bedroom.

Okay. Makes logical sense, I guess. Yeah.

I was really nervous about this.

So

what

do you want to do?

Wow.

That's something worth talking about. I told you I wanted to talk to you for a

long time. Yeah.

That's a handful.

I guess you get acquainted.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, mm.

God, you're Jesus.

Fuck you, Richie.

That's fucking awesome.

Yes, please.

I do.

Oh,

fuck yeah.

Please do that.

Oh, God, I'm making you fucking tingly all fucking over.

I see.

Christ.