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Every resemblance between the character And an existing Marseillan ...

based on complete coincidence

Marseille ... Do you know Marseille?

The most impressive and financial heavily taxed city.

City of garlic and bouillabaisse.

The Canebiëre, where one Always exaggerating.

The fishermen.

The pastis.

The jeu de boules games.

And of course the work.

Is that not part of the pleasures? Yes.

Because working with us is a pleasure.

And pleasures taste is hard work.

Because in the midi as I see it

If one is rather carefree then restless

They got the idea there really a dream idea

to make an effort but to banish fatigue

late to bed and early again 100 kilos of lugging that is nop

digs and then re -combine the case a true pleasure

circles

Dreams softly on a boat

without the helm even to be noted

That's just working

roll up your sleeves

break things up

Sawing Schaven Painting plowing

a true pleasure

but sat behind a pastis

let us know

that there are breasts They stand like churches

That's just working

from Marseille to Paris walk

Instead of a train ticket to buy

Take a night in the pubs

a true pleasure

but lazy on Sundays

the flies on the ceiling in turf

or sunbathing in rose beds

That's just working

I am walking a Casanova

so that all women fall for you

And then you go to their smallest add wishes

a true pleasure

But if you openly open

your love for someone confesses

you down to the smallest details show

That's just working

You think I'm exaggerating this Because I come from the midi

But even if it is lied They believe any who

Mr Honor�, please. -That is to work.

But I'm his wife.

Nice. Then you can tell me where he is.

I received your address from the Concence from the Bristol. Do you know him?

I thought so. It's my cousin.

He ordered Mr Honor� For my research.

Are you from the police?

When I was from the police I had said that.

No, I make a report For 'modern ethnology'.

I am an ethnologist. -What?

lk keep me busy With a science ...

who certain societies and cultures describes.

Do you understand that? -O yes.

I would like to interview your husband.

Well, you would like him inter ... -Interviewing, yes.

But then he has to be there. -Naturally.

For a piece about Charlemagne I draw out of my historical knowledge.

But as for MR Honor� I need more information.

You can find it on the quay Van La Joliette ...

Or in the Social La Boule Joyeuse.

A nice reference To the southern French cheerfulness.

Then you have to thank you. Can I go for a moment?

Just do my hair. -Not necessary.

It's about your personality. As natural as possible.

Don't move.

Just smile.

The flash lamp no longer works.

Failed. -Thank you goods.

Handy? It goes with music First of all for the rhythm.

I understand that, Honor�, But how do I play this?

How do you play that?

As it is written. -It is full of errors.

A good musician must Being able to correct that yourself.

That is what this calls himself instrumentalist.

Victor. -Chair.

Mr Garrigues. You show yourself Little here.

I have too much worries. -The administration?

No, the administration runs like a train.

It's the boat. The seams had to Poem, he had to paint.

It just went on. But now it's done.

Nice. A pastis for MR Garrigues.

No, thank you. I'm in a hurry.

Past�que, check the engine. I think he is stuttering.

Oh yes? Then he got stuck. -do you think?

After the winter we had ... I have advice for you.

Give him a grog and cover him With a warm blanket.

For things like that I trust him.

Thank you, Mr. Garrigues. You are a real friend.

Is that sometimes not I? -I didn't mean it like that.

Don't forget that tomorrow Make an island trip, Honor�.

Ai, my weak spots.

I know. Fish And commit adultery.

Silent. If my wife hears that ...

Is she jealous? -Suspicious.

Lucky bird.

She just doesn't want to lose you. -Have you hear him.

This time it is the maid. But I have to go.

I didn't mean it at all. -You just offended me.

Don't get you. How should I pass it now?

I know a lot, I am working. -And what do you think I do?

Also think of my clients.

What's going on? -We are stuck and you are almost there.

Why almost? -Ten meters walk.

That's not a disaster.

Here. Let it sit. -100 franc?

Very generous, but it says 140 Franc on the meter.

Don't blame me. 50 Franc. -Do you like the change?

Who is stingy, It is better to take the bus.

Ranking. Lomperik.

Don't blame me. -Do you not be watching?

Did you want a monkfish? -No, I wanted ...

A poon? A scorpion fish?

Are they not fresh enough? -I didn't say that.

No, but I saw you watching.

Otherwise I always look.

I will believe that Disaster tourist.

Because you are so kindly insisting, I take the sea bream.

That's how I can hear it. This costs 700 Franc. I'll take it in.

Can I ask you for information? -Just? Two.

I would like to speak to Mr Honor�. -That is in that bistro there.

Victor, someone wants to speak Honor�.

Thank you very much. -Let it sit down.

Nice fresh fish today. Nice Sardines for a giveaway price.

Do you want to speak Honor�? That will be difficult.

He's very busy. Do you have an appointment?

No, why? -You have to make an appointment.

Not everyone receives Honor�. -I am a journalist.

I want to write a piece about him. -Will it be in the newspaper?

Are you going to call me too? -But of course.

Then it's a different story. You still sit down.

I will pour you a little. -What nice of you.

I'll have a look Whether he has time for you.

You want to speak a journalist.

Say that he must be patient. I'm in conversation.

Please.

I'm sorry to stop But the press is waiting.

I am an ethnologist. -and I honor.

A great honor. -That's my name.

Nice to get to know you.

I said I was an ethnologist. -yes, and I am Honor�.

That is not a name, but a profession.

And with whom do I have the honor? -Bob Patrick, 'Modern Ethnology'.

Modern Elo ... Gie.

An English name. -A pseudonym.

A Seuniem.

Such a name gives you a wide view.

So to speak. -Pardon?

No, nothing.

You are a smooth joker.

Don't get angry. Rather tell you what you are for.

On your health. -Precisely. Pardon

I understand that your pedigree Greek-Roman roots has ...

So who better informs me about The customs of your fellow citizens?

That's why I ask you To completely expose you.

Who do you think you have for you?

I mean that of course figuratively.

I want the true story hear behind your city.

Oh, I was already shocked.

That pastis smells strange, Don't you think?

He smells like Anijs. -Anise to it? I don't think that is.

What is that? -M'n fish. He smells like the sea.

You are facing a specialist.

Good advice: you must Don't eat, but have it set up.

Then you have a nice one chimney garnish.

Are you a connoisseur? -A real son of the sea.

What is? -Heel remarkable.

You are very different Then I had imagined.

Your cousin ... -M'n cousin?

Has a rich imagination.

He told me about your ancestors.

Now I wonder if it was true.

Do you call him a liar? -That is exaggerated.

Because everything he tells He heard from me.

I have seen the city born. -YOU? Well, well ...

And with I I mean ...

600 years BC. Feed a Galei With Marseillans ...

stately a creek inside which is now called the old harbor.

They were received by a tribe Liguries who occupy the country.

The leader of the Marseillans ...

man of peace, generous And starved ...

gave an order to this innovative coast to go ...

To the inner man What to strengthen.

Happiness was with them ...

for the king of the Liguria Had just gathered his subjects ...

To find a man For his daughter, the beautiful Gyptis.

May you come into peace, noble foreigner. I welcome you.

Do you honor us to share a meal with us.

A meal? With pleasure. The sea arouses the appetite.

Come.

A beautiful girl. Who is it?

That is my daughter Gyptis. -GYPTIS. Opardon.

Friends, it's that time.

Son of the Sea, Noble and Schone stranger, light of my eyes ...

Want you to To this sweet nectar?

Like even ...

daughter of the earth, Star of my nights.

I just started to get thirsty.

Tastes good. A Landwijntje?

Come in my arms, son. -What?

What is this? What happens?

Yes, what the woman wants ...

That was the habit. It was a kind of sealing kiss.

They got married. That was the birth of Massilia, the cradle of civilization.

And that beautiful, Greek profile So I thank my ancestor.

And Marseille was born Because he was thirsty.

Beautiful, but it doesn't explain how Marseille came to his reputation.

Who populated the city With small Honors and C�sars, you?

I don't have that pretension.

That had to be added too.

Honor�, we are waiting for you. -I come al. Victor ...

The check, please. For sir. -But...

And thanks.

That is exactly 200 franc.

Those are not good balls. Do you want to make me wing lamb?

That certainly went by accident? Who do you see me for?

Excuse, but you have my last Do not answer.

I'm not easy can get rid of you.

It's true that I have the history Good enough know ...

To know that it wasn't possible if you say. There were also defeats.

Which defeats? They are all converted into victories. And how.

Now I hesitate for a moment. -Why?

You will probably think again That I exaggerate.

Good then.

Seven centuries later, Honoris had to, descendant of that family ...

talk about two Roman Generals, Cesar and Pompejus.

He gambled on Pompejus, one Psychological and strategic error.

For him the opportunities had now turned.

Honoris and his men became six months besieged by Cesar ...

And bored dead.

But an exciting incident would existence change, because that day ...

And there, our favorite sport, P�tanque, was born.

Gentlemen...

The point is for me. -You took the time for it.

Otherwise you measure strange And that ball doesn't count.

He does not count and yet. It's just how you look at it.

I look at it like this: you want bring us off.

That ball is mine And so we won.

Why am I not becoming furious now? -Due to your evil loyalty.

You sleep badly.

I sleep ten hours a night Without snoring.

Can't say your girl. -WHAT GIRL?

Do you have several? The butcher's wife.

With those black -rande eyes. -Now stop.

And are you going to take care of that? Try it.

Must you there Now argue?

Arguing? We have fun.

Because here even takes the smallest Discussion huge proportions.

By the way, you're not going to. -That's how it is. Keep out.

My girlfriend is as she is. -You don't change anything.

Do not mix in other people's business And certainly not in Marseille.

That is the charm of our lives.

What are you doing?

I am entertaining my fellow citizens. -You have a profession, right?

A profession? 10, 20, 30. I do what I like.

I have 25 centuries of history behind me. -Marseillan history.

How can I take you seriously now? Take Marius and Olive.

Don't talk to them. -Do you know them?

They don't exist.

While I am the past, the present And represent the future.

Then do nothing else Then play and fish P�tanque?

Why should I go to work?

Did the descendants From Louis XIV that? No.

Yet their nobility was nothing Compared to mine.

What represent three centuries next to 2500 years of national glory?

Well, national glory ...

Yes, national glory. I am a character from antiquity.

If the Republic of its subjects would know ...

she would be me to be historical Name a monument.

Then why do you stay in Marseille live? You punch in this hole.

In this gap, he says.

We can exaggerate, But he hits everything.

What did you learn at school?

Do you know more cities where children Wear names of Roman emperors?

Yes. At least one. -Why city?

Rome.

Rome, only Rome. The exception. But enough about Rome.

Look at Marseille. The sun, the sea, the blue sky ...

the upcoming trams, The people who work.

And the people who watch How they work.

I really don't see ... -No, but you are not deaf, do you?

As in the old harbor the morning is born

I see through my window The new day is shining again

Mr. De Bakker and De Poelier

are already at work Like everyone here

Don't worry I am not a hijacker on the coast

I attach too much to bed rest

All that is Marseille

That wonderful Marseille

The Blue Sea The Blessed Sun

and beautiful girls on almost every balcony

And then there is music Rhythmics sounds from every house

And we all enjoy Really "La Proven�ale

And we gesticulate as Italian gentlemen

And if the clock hits twelve

Then we continue as it goes

All that is the midi

exuberant and happy with minds

there is little to complain about

But if we sometimes ignite in anger

do our words the target

And if something doesn't like him he is just a cross child

Then he really goes through the ribbon

All that is Marseille

That wonderful Marseille

We can do such a mother just honor

what else can we bother us

Then there is also a detail That strange accent of Ai Ai Ai

You will rarely see acid plums In the land of the Sardien

And they ask you on the street how you are doing

So listen to this council

Come and see how things are going

Where? where the sun stands in the sky

Because here in Marseille

That wonderful Marseille

Is the weather just like us Just and it's over

The Mistral is a kornuit

If he blows it out

All that is the midi

Are you that, Honor�? -Nee, the postman.

Faint.

Tomorrow you will see what fishing means. -Hoezo? Can I come along?

No men among each other? -Why.

Women of Friends Are our girlfriends.

You understand it again.

No, tomorrow I want That you assist me with my triumph.

Look.

I have to show you something.

A ground beg, fine fish hooks.

What a little ones. -If for the bottom fishing.

But with this nylon line no. 35 I catch a fish of 15 kilos.

Are you not afraid then? - Afraid of what? That would be nice.

I'm afraid of nothing or nobody. Give me the Kalot.

Beautiful tools, Hooks, bait.

And not a mess, but good stuff, You can see that.

One, two, three, four, five, six ... Terrible.

seven, eight, nine, Ten, eleven ... eleven.

He fiddled me. One is missing.

I'm not going there anymore. -He may have been mistaken.

Give him right. But he Never mistaken himself.

Never 13 instead of a dozen.

You have to look at his hands, not To his hair. Oh no, he's bald.

H�, you there. That was Run.

See you, you were for nothing to wind up. And now we are going to eat.

And then do sleep. Tomorrow at four o'clock.

At four o'clock? -Yja, at four o'clock.

What a hunk. What a boy. Yes, and another.

Fish everywhere, everywhere.

They jump in the boat in no time.

Far too many fish. Far too much. They will suffocate me.

And one more. What a huge Joekel. But I have him.

I fell into the sea.

What's going on? -I drowned.

You dream, Honor�. -Where are you?

You fell out of the bed.

Too bad, I had caught a nice one. And he pulled me anyway.

A toothsful with such a head. Net Garrigues.

Always the same with that fish. Never sleep peacefully.

Come back, you.

You have to get up. -But I'm still tired.

That doesn't surprise me. You excite way too much.

I want to sleep. I'm not going to work today.

You don't have to work. It's Sunday.

Oh, is it Sunday? Well? -MR Garrigues are waiting for you.

What? Are you not feeling well?

No, I was shocked. I thought That I saw my mind.

I'm going to move that cupboard.

Where to? To the landing?

You are wearing your new corset.

We don't go to the ball.

When we were dating, We did that.

Then you were also much more gallant.

And you didn't need a corset yet. -No, you remained slim.

To please you, we must Saving any effort.

Don't worry. Give me my coffee.

Let, girl. Rather The rods and the bait.

Where is the bait? -In the fridge.

With the roast veal? Bah.

Don't forget to take the meat with you. And the olives and the red cheese.

Is that all? -I really enjoy.

Are you going to get dressed. That way we arrive late.

If we get too late, Whose debt is that then?

You have to make your poor man Just don't hunt that.

Are you going to dress. -I go all.

You know Garrigues Don't like to wait.

Where are they?

Are you going to fish? -Met a hit. Here, I get the rest.

You have chosen a beautiful day.

Are you calling again?

I am waiting for sir here is moved.

Yes, just press me flat.

Those lazy are always in a hurry so to speak.

You have nice weather to turn the wind. -Why would he?

No idea. Sometimes...

Leave too. Come, give me the bag and rods.

Wait a minute.

Come on, we're going.

Past. -Hallo, son of the sea.

Good morning, Mr. Garrigues.

Couldn't you get out of bed?

It is because of Toinette. Dressing lasted forever.

She had to and would her new corset.

You don't have to dress anyway To go fishing?

Should I have come naked sometimes?

Come on.

Do something, past.

What do you want me to do? Lk is waiting.

We are at this pace Here at noon.

They are already there.

Good morning, Mme Honor�.

Don't blame us for so late are. We live rather remote.

But now you are there. -Provision with that.

Here, catch.

The sea seems rather rough. -Rough? She is as smooth as what.

Tackle, paste.

Sniff that sea air. That will be enjoyment.

Give me your hand, Madame. -Fo, into the boat.

Ziezo. What a freight. -Just say I am fat.

You are not fat, but watch out.

By lean types like you Boats often turn around.

Get down, girl. Carefully. Come on, we leave.

There we go.

What a wobbly affair.

I don't know if you know But the sea is liquid.

But that boat is very wobbling. Everything is mixed up.

Fortunately you are wearing your corset.

We go to the islands of Frioul. What kind of fish is there?

Last week we saw a tuna. -A tuna? Really and truly?

Yes, a tuna. A very thick one. Something like your wife.

You are splashy today With compliments.

I didn't mean that, Madame.

No, he meant your corset He reminds him of rags.

Do you do that on purpose?

That I have arrived what ... -Al time modest.

If I wasn't in the middle of the sea, I went home.

Enjoy it. -Gland.

We are there. Look, the anchorage. -gland, gland.

Give me that ground aisle. I'm in good shape today.

The sea air always obtains me well.

I have alive bait, The snakes of the sea.

What do you fish for? On Hermietkreft?

Just talk like everyone else.

I unpack lunch. I'm hungry.

You always have that. It would not surprise me ...

Do you start again? You will prove the opposite.

Can I have a slightly smaller hook?

With pleasure, Toinette.

And now there is no more talk, Otherwise I command an accident.

It's not difficult here. You have just about bite every time.

Do you already feel something, Mr. Garrigues? I don't feel anything.

Strange, not me either.

While last week went so well.

I think the water is too cold.

Look well, I bite. -Thet, otherwise you will lose him.

Show. -What a joekel.

Carefully, He will soon be pulling.

My compliments. Not bad. -He weighs at least 23 grams.

Don't let me laugh. -otherwise you've not caught anything.

No, but I don't need such fish. I would be ashamed.

I aim for big fish, So they can look better.

The water is too cold. -Mass, but you'll see.

Look, I have one again. -That's not possible. Where then?

This is a beautiful one. -She has the best place.

You are jealous. -Not.

Take my place, Otherwise I will keep hearing it.

Maybe there is more.

Did I not say it? A beautiful base.

Rocky with some algae.

And the third. -Wie offers more?

Believe me well. The water is too cold.

Yes, the water is too cold. Always the same excuse.

Too cold, too hot Or too strong a current.

But if you can fish well, Always catch something.

I have one. He released.

You had it on the hook. -You do my grief, Mr. Garrigues.

I, Honor�? -U doubts my abilities.

It was a big fish. A big, thick fish. As thick as ...

He ate everything. -That will laugh in his fist.

I prefer That he laughs openly.

My wife was right, Mr. Garrigues. Your boat wobbles very much.

He is good and just follows The movement of the waves.

Fortunately I have sea legs.

Maybe so, But your face sees gray.

It is probably the coffee this morning. -E something, then it's over.

He's right. Do you want some main cheese in jelly?

I brought pp. Do you want that with some bread?

Tripe. Sweat breaks out.

You see completely green. -I take to dissolution.

My heart is just water. It rises, It drops and rises again.

We put you ashore. -Do that, if you want.

Do you not feel good, Honor�? -No, I feel ... I have to ...

Wait, I don't want the boat to The rocks hits and we make water.

Well, that was only missing.

Past, is it going? -We put you ashore.

Shoot, I don't feel well.

Just rest here. -It will be over again.

You will be fit again in two days.

Let me here Sit alone for a long time?

We are coming. -MOOW like that.

Don't think I'm seasick ...

Because I'm not afraid of the sea.

What I'm afraid of ...

Is the boat.

Fortunately, you caught fish for the Bouillabaisse. We still have something like that.

I don't hear them talking anymore. Go and see what they do.

Just now that he once Leave. I don't understand you.

And? We thought you were dead.

Mr Garrigues is just busy to make a stock.

Just laugh, but this recipe is still From my grandmother's great -grandmother.

My ancestors already made this 700 years BC. They invented it.

Just like P�tanque? -Precisely.

And you say that sea-like steak ... -I came up with that myself.

Sea-steak In the Bouillabaisse ...

makes you the best of the sea gets on your plate.

I am curious if the difference makes. Taste once.

Trial.

Not bad, but it doesn't tell me anything. Bouillabaisse is certainly not.

I have never told that.

Past, you are a referee. Taste this.

He can't get a hare pepper from distinguished sheep ragout.

Even if he lives in an oven. -You exaggerate.

Don't listen to him, taste. -Yya, but don't say it's good.

Well, I don't think so ... -Not so what?

What did I tell you? But happy Is there the garlic sauce with peppers.

I made it and it will Make a lot of good. Where or not?

Is that broth still coming? -He is ready.

The food has been served.

On your health. -and yours.

And mine. Nothing else You get such a thirst.

Especially because of that Spanish peppers from you.

Are you going to blame me now That I picked up your soup?

We don't blame you. -You have scooped up three times.

I wanted to be amazed Mr Garrigues.

Someone is calling. -I go to see who it is.

Mr. Saturnin, come in. Honor� will be happy to see you.

Always when we are with friends Being each other, someone comes to our burden ...

Saturnin, what a pleasant surprise.

It makes me pleasure to see you. -Hallo, Saturnin.

Sit comfortably. -I did not want to disturb.

You don't bother. A glass of wine? -Nee, thank you. The liver.

You recover from it. -I thought you were sick.

He is as healthy as a fish.

I've not seen him for 6 months. -What do you mean, 6 months?

Sunday I was still at the rehearsal In the Boule Joyeuse.

He goes there every 14 days.

The pastis has your memory affected.

I never drink pastis.

Don't hold back because of her And my friends.

Six weeks ago I got the last Missed tram when I brought you home.

I was only at three o'clock At night at home.

Are you sure?

Maybe you don't know anymore. You were quite far away.

Hold on, Toinette. You embarrass him.

What do you think of our beach house? -It is bigger than I thought.

But it doesn't make it to yours. A palace, Honor� said.

I told her of the veranda, The bathroom and the pick-up.

Oh yes, the pick-up.

That 20,000 franc that Honor� has you borrowed? There is no rush.

20,000 franc? When did I Then borrowed from you, Honor�?

Other subject. Now he thinks That we want the money back immediately.

You should have brought your wife. -M'n wife? I am not married.

I forgot to tell that.

Saturnin lives with a woman, But is unmarried.

But that won't be long. Still, Saturnin?

No, that won't be long.

She must be very cozy. Me That she is perfuming herself with Chypre.

With Chypre?

That is very possible. What do you mean?

Honor� told me that.

When he had been to you once, A cloud Chypre hung around him.

You still know that?

Chypre is a stubborn scent. -Yes, you can say that.

Don't you think, Saturnin? Chypre is a stubborn scent.

What do you have, Honor�? You are constantly pulling crazy basin.

As if you have a tic. -ONNZELE.

I just have a dirt In my eye.

And what should Toinette think, if you Do you do it all the way or you don't know about anything?

I didn't say anything.

Indeed, she said nothing.

No, but she thinks it hers.

I think what I want. Still, Mr. Saturnin?

Well, I ... -I walk with you.

Maybe I know again. -That fries fix your memory.

Honor� understands it very well. -What do I understand? What do you mean?

That your boule joyeuse is a beautiful cover.

If you smell at Chypre and at 3 o'clock Coming home, I now know where you were.

Don't be so childish. It is really not important.

A slut that smells like Chypre? I don't want to think about it. I'm going ...

What are you going to do?

The dishes.

I just wanted to surprise you. -You certainly did that.

From now on, first warn me.

Otherwise I can forget it without going out of my wife.

All the better.

By all that brushing, Deals that nameplate in the long run.

Why 'Master-Ondermaker'? -Because my husband is an artist.

Not that it attracts many customers. -We are very busy otherwise.

We have different No customers seen.

Pardon, ladies. Is Honor� there?

Mr. Saturnin, for good customers Is there always there. Come in.

Another customer.

Honor�, Mr. Saturnin is there.

Are you coming to surprise me again? -Hoezo? Lk come in front of my suit.

That is not ready yet. -I could pick it up.

Well, what do you want. The work, The accounting, the painting ...

Well, you are also concerned With painting.

I am painting the kitchen, So ...

I have that suit Saturday Certainly necessary.

Saturday. Specifically. And why?

Then you have it Saturday. Only once again.

But that's the fifth time.

It can't be fitted often enough become. A suit must be perfect.

You are absolutely right.

I take care of my clients. I advise and transform them.

That is also necessary for you.

Beautiful. Take a look in the mirror.

Is the pants not a bit long, Honor�?

That's the fashion. You have to be high Ophlant and then wear suspenders.

But I always wear a belt. -Breasts are much more modern.

An elegant man wears suspenders. Look at Gary Cooper. Do you know that?

But of course. -Nou, Gary Cooper is wearing suspenders.

Yet he is Chic, Gary Cooper.

Look, if you pull it up The pants have been falling for less long.

Au, you squeeze my stomach. -Not being so small.

I do iron the fold in it.

The buttons are not opposite The buttonholes. Here is another jerk.

There. And now the jacket.

Don't all those diamonds bother you?

Not at all. I think they are feudal.

You with your expressions. -I am aware of fashion.

This suit will give birth. Try the sleeve.

Trust me. This is real English pied-de-pool.

You will look like the Duke from Windsor. Nobody recognizes you.

That frightens me. The shoulders are somewhat spacious.

That flatters something. -Am I not well built?

You are completely Bebop ...

With those shoulders like a coat rack. Really sensational.

Do you mean that? -Warely am I saying it, is it?

H�, that's crazy. That's how he looks. Because He is poorly undressed like a bar.

I still have some comments.

I find the jacket too short. -That makes up for the long pants.

Pull it down from behind And then bend a little forward.

Then it's perfect. -But then I have to ...

Yes, you have to. Take a look at yourself.

Yet it has a strange cut.

The cut is fine. I have that course At the time made in two months.

A natural talent. I made As a child already grabbing for Pa.

That sleeve is a bit too long.

I take a pin. Stand still. -You pricked me.

You are small Today, best friend.

Everything is more than.

That's how you can arrive. I don't absorb the measurements too tightly.

I let the clients benefit You understand from the fabric?

Gary Cooper?

How many suits did you make Since you have been a master's grandmother?

With this two. For Fran�ois, When his daughter did her communion.

Was he satisfied? -Dlederene looked at him.

He looked 20 years younger. One shouted:

'Ls paid that suit? Should you get away from your mother?

When do you do that tour de chant In the Alcazar? '

That reassures me. -It was a true triumph.

I am quite satisfied, but you have to Set up bags.

And the lapel and such.

Don't worry, it will fit you Like a glove.

Rather like a suit.

If you like everyone Want to see ...

Marseille is not always Sun drunk.

Time passes. Now the roofs are covered with ripe.

The plane trees on the big avenues have lost their leaves.

And at home people prepare themselves On Christmas, the big children's party.

Josette, those things are fragile.

You have to do that little one Always have.

Come off that stairs And let me pass by.

You take all the place. Soon you will need a shoehorn.

You always get in the way, not me.

You have thin buttocks and thick, Like yours.

Do you want me to get angry? -On an evening like this is not allowed.

Then stop with those silly jokes And let me pass by.

If you dear me first.

Give me the angel hair.

Those silver threads that shine.

Very sweet of you.

Who calls that? -That is probably mama.

I'll go. -Good.

How beautiful he will be. -Yja, h�?

Give me some of the colored Balls on. Good like that.

Am I disturbed? -Not at all, Mr Marchetti.

Scusi, Honor�. -What is there, Pasquale?

The little one nailed a drawer And now he doesn't open anymore.

Strange antics. -He wants to become a furniture maker.

So if you have a pipeline, Maybe I can do it.

With the little one? -Nee, at the buffet la.

I have something. Hold on.

I see you decorating the tree. -Jij also sees everything.

Is there anything? -I would have put him there.

There? Why?

Then you see him immediately When you enter.

There is something in it. -But how do I make room for it?

Shift the table. -A pagan chore.

Gentens appeals to me.

Tackle. It's a job of nothing.

You're going to stand there And Madame gives me the chair.

Come here, girl.

NB. I count to three And then you and we push.

Well, I push and you pull.

NB. Avanti, Uno, Due, Tre.

A great idea. Do you still have An idea how I get away here?

Yes, Honor�. Very easy.

Please. Do you see? -I see it. And now?

Now only move the tree. -O, my Christmas balls.

Scusi, I'll give you something Venetian lanterns.

And certainly also some gondolas. Look out what you do.

Va Bene, from Bene. Help me.

My new service. -The soup turbine is still whole.

Who put that chair here? -Jij.

You didn't hurt yourself, do you? Can I do something for you?

I would like an aperitif.

Listen, Pasquale. You came Borrow my pipeline. Great.

You didn't think my tree good. Less already.

You secure me between the table And the wall. Wrong things.

And then, after you My service breaks ...

Dare to an aperitif to ask. That goes too far.

But it wasn't my fault. -He only wanted to help.

Mme Marchetti. Are you looking for your husband? He is here.

I see that you are enjoying yourself. -We amuses our dolls.

While the spaghetti cooks. -Mama Mia, the spaghetti. Scusi.

I don't stop you. The spaghetti always goes for.

I will come back for the tree later. -Not necessary. It looks so good.

Pasquale. -Yes?

You forget the pipeline. -Grazie, Honor�. Grazie.

Happy Christmas.

Spring brings again after winter Joy in nature and the hearts.

In the sun of the Midi she is bursting As the copper work of a fanfare.

Do you know the music, Honor�? -I don't, but they do.

Dear Honor�, Thanks for The opening of the festivities.

You did it with glow And energetic.

Also said ... -Yes?

The floor is up to our secretary.

I only have one thing to say A single word. Bravo.

Chairman, secretary, Dear friends.

My modesty is Heavily put to the test.

In my spontaneous thank you ...

I will tell you the essence From what drives me.

Three eggs, a can of peas, Two kilos of tomatoes.

That is the shopping list.

So I said the essence, The essence ...

The bill for the stove. The rest is still at home.

Since the least long speeches The shortest, one word. Thank you.

Great. Too bad about that dissonant. -Dissonant?

From the shopping note. -O, I thought in the music.

You can be the beauty match Don't miss your husband, Madame.

A beauty match? Who do you think you are?

The carrier of the title Miss Flots Bleus, number 4.

Where are you going? -make a visit.

And here is her competitor, number 5.

Hello, girls. That stays in place.

Benefited from the sun. Still just as beautiful.

Mr Baccala. -Best Honor�.

I'm sorry I am disturbed With this manifestation.

I come to ask you for a service. -You can't refuse anything.

Except money of course.

I'm in a difficult situation. I am now 56 ...

You wouldn't say that.

Yet it is me. -That is true.

And I'm in love.

Damn baccala. Pardon. -Leave.

I am stacking in love On a 20 -year -old girl.

Bad for blood pressure. -No, nothing wrong.

It is Marit�, my secretary. -Uw secretary.

She really wanted to participate ...

sure of her charms And from my protection.

She dreams of it To become Miss Flots Bleus.

That will not be easy. There are many beautiful girls here.

Honor�. My best Honor�.

In the name of our friendship: Give her that title.

But me ... -It is about my happiness.

She has been nagging about it all morning.

This is a cup.

If she wins him She gives herself to me.

If not, she leaves With the office clerk.

With the office clerk? In that case ...

Do you arrange it? You didn't say no. Thank you.

And now candidate number 7.

I am not.

As I said, the lively, very young candidate number 7.

The seductive Mademoiselle ... -Marit�, 20 years old.

Go away anyway, toddler.

Is your bikini?

What do you do for a living? -I am secretary.

And what would you like to be? -Movie star. I was cut for it.

And then shrunk in the wax.

Go just show the public.

That crooked head comes By a fledged molar.

I think she is very good. She has something pikey.

You are easy. When I like that was old, it was different.

There are people here.

That little one has to go on. Don't tell further.

She has to go on. Keep you for you.

My compliments. -For which?

Yes, for what? He doesn't know.

The word is up to the jury. May the most beautiful win.

The results of the competition For the title Miss Flots Bleus.

Marit�.

Raymonde.

Denise.

By majority: Marit� has been voted Miss Flots Bleus.

That is bluff. -A provocation.

What a guts, say. -In the water.

The dive, the dive, the dive.

Because you ask so kindly Miss Flots Bleus will take a dip.

No, don't do it. Don't.

And, you have before Watching a miss under water swimming?

She doesn't come up. Do something. -I go all.

But you can't swim. -I had forgotten that.

Look, Toinette. -It is something beautiful for me.

What is? What inspires you?

I feel like jumping into the sea. -Why would you, Toinette?

Nothing no Toinette.

Such a spectacle at your age make a snot grit of 15.

Do you think you are Don Juan?

It's a misunderstanding. -A misunderstanding?

The other smoke for Chypre. And what does it smell like?

No idea. It was A friend service.

I really understood some Saturnin meant by 'my compliments'.

Who did he say that to? -I don't know.

And I just shake pillows, So that you sleep well.

You don't let me tell me. -Ga your course. Say what.

Well?

Well, the following.

It is a secret, Toinette. You know Mr Baccala van de Oliefabriek?

What does he have to do with it? -He's nothing. His secretary.

And further? -Verder ...

Understand it once.

That secretary of him Is very private.

Great grace, so he's the one ... -He is the one, yes.

Or else the office clerk. -You was in a difficult position.

I just have too big a heart. -I only had a piece of it.

A piece? You know best That it's all yours.

And that's not nothing.

Just put her down. -Apply artificial breathing.

Honor�, it's a disaster. -Although one again? Does that continue?

I just got a telegram from the singer. He scribbles back.

Is his back scratching? -He doesn't come.

That's not a disaster. What are we doing now?

Honor� de Marseille I am very satisfied with it

And it must flatter me If one calls:

all those lovely people

are with my existence

what could I wish for even better

for one shouts:

What a nice guy He always says: Present

For all those people with their wishes

Honor� de Marseille

It would be crazy If that didn't matter to me

My fame is only possible just thrive

If one calls:

everyone knows about Cyrano van Rostand

His nose was very big And what about my teeth?

The women get upset by me

I am right The biggest seducer of the day

Honor� de Marseille

I am really happy with it

If she beside me want to fling down

And then say:

Then the same procedure always follows

My heart does Van Hupsakee

Bengal fires are burning

If they shout: o, o, o, Honor�.

Always nice and attentive Then again: Present

When I see them think: what a guy all those ladies

Honor� de Marseille

it makes me very happy

And it must flatter me

If one calls:

Honor�.

Please. No, thank you.

life is just a passage be wise

laughed and not taking fate

Fr�d�ric Mistral