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Don't you think you should leave the car running? All right, all right, all

right.

Hey, man, don't hit my car.

Goddamn.

Another jet in it?

Sacked that time with the good first by the front four. Abdul Salam is in his

second year out of Kent State.

Don't get my boots all wet, man. Turn the water down.

Hey, what are you doing there? Don't you know we've got a water shortage?

Tell me, we're not wasting our lives on water.

We're thirsty and we need a drink.

There's got to be enough water for people to drink.

Well, sure, you can drink. I just don't want you wasted, you understand?

I mean, we have a water shortage here, you know?

I've already got one hell of a water bill.

Good morning.

Would you check my oil, please?

Oh, yes, ma'am.

How far is it to Virginia City from here?

Oh, Virginia City's just up the hill about... About 20 miles.

Would you like me to clean your water and check your windshield for you?

Oh, would you? That's very nice of you.

Hey, where's your ladies' room?

It's right in the back.

Thank you.

Oh, yes, ma'am. That sure is a beautiful dress you're wearing.

Thank you.

My daddy's getting married today, and I'm going to the wedding.

That's real nice, ma'am. It's not everybody gets to go to their own

daddy's wedding.

You know what good-looking?

This is my wedding day, and I'd like another glass of champagne, please.

Sure thing, honey. Would you like some tea, honey?

No, no, no.

I wish Peaches would get here, you know? I want her to meet you before the

wedding. Oh, come on, honey. It's a lie. We're going to be friends. Don't worry.

We're cutting into our honeymoon time.

I guess you're right. There's no point moving along.

It's good.

You know that girl's just like her mom.

She's always having too much fun to be on time.

I'll take another glass of champagne. Why not?

You're getting married, right?

You're a nice woman, right?

Okay, Margaret, I'm ready.

Okay, kids.

Do you, Hugh, take Lillian to be your lawful wedded wife?

Yeah, I do. Do you, Lillian, take Hugh to be your lawful wedded husband?

I do.

I now pronounce you man and wife.

I knew she'd make an issue, pretty.

Excuse me a minute. Wait, I'll be right back.

Now, where you been?

We were waiting. I hope you don't mind we started without you.

But there's another couple scheduled at 3 o'clock, and we were in a hurry.

Oh, Daddy, I understand, but aren't I always late?

Congratulations. Congratulations, Lily.

I mean, Mom, I hope you'll be very happy. Mom?

You know, you're the prettiest thing alive.

Golly, Daddy.

Where were we?

Congratulations. What?

Here why don't you give us some money so we could go play the slots.

Oh sure There you go God we're gonna do some serious gambling. Come on

Come on, Peaches.

Now, look who's all your money. You think Daddy?

Come on, Daddy.

Hey,

let's all have a drink. This is our wedding today.

That's a good idea.

Let's go on again.

Waitress. She's good, huh, Daddy?

Drinks are on the house.

Oh, no, no, no.

Do it like your old man. Down the hatch. All one.

Golly, Daddy.

I want to tell you something. Did you know this is the first time I've ever

been in love?

Daddy, what about my mother? Oh, well, except for her.

Come on, Hugh, let's go do some gambling. Oh, anything you like, baby.

How about some change?

Please come back here. Here, here's some money.

All right, all right.

Come on, son of a bitch. Come on, fire.

You son of a bitch, fire.

God damn it. Again?

Aren't you going to do it again?

Do what?

We've been doing this son of a bitch all afternoon. It's not going to fire.

God damn it, son of a bitch.

Well, what's wrong with a motherfucker anyway?

What's wrong?

Hey, man, look.

You think she's dead?

I don't know. She might be.

She sure is pretty.

Yep.

Maybe we should go get help.

How we gonna do that?

Do you want to walk ten miles over that mountain? Hell no.

Then shut up, all right?

I'm thinking.

I'm gonna check for a heartbeat.

She's alive, all right. Let me hear it.

Well, was I lying?

No, she's alive, all right.

Well, maybe she'll wake up in a couple of minutes.

Yeah, maybe.

I guess we'll just wait here and see, I guess.

I think we should just wait here and see. Yeah.

She sure is pretty.

Maybe we should loosen her clothes.

I've seen that once on TV.

Now you're thinking, Jess.

Maybe we should.

How much should we loosen?

Oh, it seems the looser the better.

You think those panties are on too tight?

Maybe.

Maybe we should take them off.

Yeah. You want to do it?

No. No, you do it.

Okay.

But remember, we're just trying to help her.

Right. It's just for our own good.

They've never seen a pussy like that before.

Oh, God, kid, what are we gonna do? What if she wakes up?

Hey, don't worry about it. I'll think of something.

What are you doing, kid?

What do you think I'm doing?

She'll never know.

Oh, God, kid.

Hey, why don't you sit down, huh?

Don't come by me.

You're making me real sick.

I'm gonna throw up. Let's hurry up.

What the...

Oh.

Hmm.

How are you doing? What happened?

How did I get here?

Who are you two?

Hey, I feel sort of funny. You boys didn't do anything, did you?

We didn't do nothing. What could we do?

Well, my panties are on inside out.

That's right, lady. What could we do? We were just passing by and we saw you

taking a nap.

Hey, are you okay, lady?

I don't know. I feel sort of funny, really.

Well, what's your name?

My name is... Golly, I don't remember what my name is.

Well, where are you from?

Where do you suppose I come from?

I don't remember that either.

Wait a minute. You say you don't know who you are or where you come from.

What do they call that kid?

Amnesia. Hey, lady, you got amnesia?

Golly, I hope not.

Well, is your name Betty or Claudia or Lucille?

I don't think so.

Maybe Mary or Alice or Carolyn?

No, none of those either.

Are you sure you don't remember who you are or where you come from?

I think I'm sure.

Well, if you're sure you don't know who you are or where you're coming from, why

don't you come along with us in our Jeep?

Guy, I don't think I'd better do that. I think I'd better stay here until I

remember who I am.

Okay. But we have to go.

Come on, kid.

Let's get out of here.

You sure you'll be all right?

Yeah. Thanks for everything.

Man,

this is really a beauty. We scored today. Let's put it down, man.

Let her go, too.

Fuck her, man. Let her walk.

Hey, don't be so cold, man. We're 10 miles from nowhere.

What are you gonna do, man, if she gets her memory back?

Hey, I'll think of something.

Where are we going?

We're going to San Francisco.

Oh, good. I love San Francisco.

I can't believe I want to spend my honeymoon in this fleabag hotel.

If the only people I saw were Indians, where am I supposed to wear my new

clothes? I'm worried, honey. It's not like her.

She came all the way from San Francisco, and I don't know where she's gone to.

She's never done anything like this before.

Oh, don't worry about her. She's a big girl. She can take care of herself.

This is my honeymoon. Think about me.

Oh, it squeaks. You just pretend it's the plaza and put your pajamas on.

I'm going to disappear in here for a minute. When I come out, you're going to

get the surprise of who I am.

Here I come, ready or not, lover.

Oh, I'm so sexy, I can't stand it.

Oh, kiss me, honey. Oh, hug me.

Oh, I'm gonna make you so happy.

Oh, we're gonna learn to make perfect love together.

Oh, baby.

Oh.

Oh, you.

Yeah, you like that

Go with the train?

That was good.

You're still worried about Peaches, aren't you?

Yeah.

She's always so dependable and reliable.

I've never seen her do anything like she did today.

I don't think you should worry about her.

She's probably back in the city by now waiting on us. She's so reliable, where

else would she go?

Yeah, you're right.

I know you're right.

Okay, honey.

Now you go right on in.

And be sure to be downstairs at exactly 8.30.

You do just what Uncle Percy says, and he'll get rid of your amnesia for you.

For certain?

For certain.

Come here, kid.

Suppose he cures her. What are you going to do then?

You going to give her back her jeep?

Why, Jesse, I never knew you had such a greedy streak in you.

Why don't you act civilized and pay attention to me for a change? Think what

I'm thinking.

This girl might be rich.

And it might even be rewarding.

Oh, yeah.

Get back.

Yeah, give me a butt.

What's your name?

I don't know. I forgot.

Oh, good.

Is it Betty? Is it Carol? Is it Mary Lou?

No, that's not a very nice thing you're doing.

You frightened me. Oh, that's all right. Let's see. I must think. Excuse me.

Is it Diane?

Miriam? How about Humphrey?

No, that isn't a very nice...

Oh, excuse me.

Just listen to your heart now.

Oh, I wish you'd stop that hiccuping. It's very detracting, you know.

I'm a professional.

I'm fine, too, but you know what? I don't think you can cure it. I'll leave

you. Oh, I'm leaving. Oh, no, wait, wait. I can cure it.

I'll cure it.

I'll cure both of them. You will?

Just wait here, my dear.

I have something in the bag.

Let's see.

That will never do.

Here we are.

You want me to put that paper sack on my head?

It's not necessary.

I'll do it.

There we go.

Hold your hands right here. Give me a deep breath.

Just checking to make sure you're taking a deep breath.

Please let me in for your amnesia. Offer both your amnesia. No, Brian, are you

sure you can?

I know I have something here in this bag.

Oh, no, that's fine.

No. N-O, no.

But you want to be somebody, don't you?

Are you sure you want to go through with this?

Oh!

That's not a nice thing to say about my uncle, Percy.

And we can't take care of you either.

But you can stay with us tonight.

But you have to get a job first thing in the morning.

That's fair.

Now get warm.

All right.

Let's go, Jack.

No, I'm really worried. She's still not home.

She's a big girl, and I'm sure she has lots of friends to stay with.

Come on now, don't forget your new honey.

A little loving tonight will make you feel a lot better.

Yeah, you're right.

It's not the first time she's stayed away overnight.

Good evening, Master Hugh.

Hi, Katya.

Look who I brought home.

Your new mistress.

She's very pretty.

Who is this?

This is Katya.

She takes care of my house.

And I know the two of you are going to get along very, very well. I can feel

it. Why don't you get the bags out of the car?

And after that, we won't need you anymore tonight, Katya.

Thanks.

By the way, on the sofa, there is a package for the new missus.

Oh, it's cups!

surprise for you

Yeah, she's got presents for us. What?

She's doing kisses.

What time is it?

Oh, look at that.

That tastes good. Here, look. Suck this for a minute.

Oh, that feels good.

Here, open that up while I... Yeah,

I thought you quit that stuff. Fuck.

Look at this thing.

Two wedding presents from daddy.

Oh, this is your daddy?

No.

What the hell is this?

I worked for you five years.

Hey, I never complained.

But now you bring home this sex freak.

No, no, it's impossible.

I quit.

I don't believe this. Katia, what? Please, come here, please. Katia.

Katia, Katia. I'm sorry. This...

You don't understand. I can explain.

This is only a game we're playing.

You take things too seriously.

Now, I know I've been neglecting you recently.

You all you have.

Well, I apologize.

Now, if it would make you feel any better and make you reconsider, three

could play this game, can't they, Lily?

I suppose so.

I hadn't planned on it, though, but who knows?

What are you saying?

Oh, my God!

Rats.

What?

Thank you.

I want some more.

That'll be all.

Hey, man, why don't you go run around the block or something?

I

can't

get any sleep with y'all doing that to me. All right, hey.

Listen, man, why don't you go sleep in another room, you know what I mean? Why

don't you quit bugging the woman, man? Then we won't have the same problems.

Oh, yeah?

You guys can stand here and play with your own selves.

I'm getting up. Well, don't go.

Don't.

Oh, man, look what you've done. She's going now. What the fuck's the matter

with you? I told you, leave her alone.

Leave her alone? Look at your fucking boss. She had these things all over her.

You're grabbing me. You're grabbing me. You didn't know that, did you?

Guys,

go back to sleep, for heaven's sake.

Fucking pause. Give me that shit, you turkey-ass motherfucker.

Get out of the goddamn van. Get out of the van. Go on.

Put that fucking thing down.

Kid, is that gun loaded?

Man, I ain't gonna blow your head off, but I'd like to. You know that. Kid, is

the gun loaded? No, it ain't loaded. You know I ain't loaded.

Well, give me the goddamn gun.

Dummies.

I'm gonna go get a job so I can get out of this crazy place.

Dental assistants.

Dancers. Credit dancers.

$12.50 a month.

This fucking gun's loaded.

You're pointing a loaded gun at my ass.

$12.50 a month.

Honey, if I'm gonna pay you five bills a week, you're gonna have to show me your

stuff.

My stuff?

Sure. You know, give me a little dance or something.

Oh, sure.

Do you want me to dance faster or slow and sexy?

Slow and sexy. Please, honey.

Okay.

How's that?

It's very nice.

Lift your skirt so I can see your legs when you move.

You have pretty legs.

Thank you.

Look, dear, $500 is a lot of money for one week's work.

Yes, sir.

Do you know what I want you to do for that?

Um, dance topless?

Well, something like that.

Look, let me see the rest of your figure before we continue.

Do you mean my breast?

Yes, that would be nice.

Okay.

Look, just take your dress off, huh?

Gee, I don't know.

Ah,

you're embarrassed.

You don't want the job. Oh, no, it's not that. It's just that I...

How do I look?

It's very nice, dear.

Now take off the panties.

Oh.

You don't want to be punished, do you?

No. Then take off the panties.

Gee.

Here,

wear this.

You have to stand there naked.

Thank you.

You can wear it for the audition.

That's okay for you, isn't it?

Huh? Sure, I guess so.

Right.

The audition starts right now.

Gee, this isn't a very good slip, sir. Don't worry about the slip.

I've heard that you've been a bad girl.

Oh, no, I haven't done anything.

Ruby says you've been screwing her boyfriend.

Ruby? Who's Ruby? You know Ruby. You know darn well who Ruby is. You've been

screwing my boyfriend.

No, I haven't, lady. I don't even know your boyfriend.

I'm going to fix you, bitch.

Oh, I don't think I want to work here.

I don't think I really... You've been screwing Ruby's boyfriend. Where did I

get you from?

Ruby!

I'll smoke some dope.

Hi,

Ken. I'm back.

Who's that?

That's Anonymous.

She's a friend of ours.

Anonymous? I just wanted to tell you guys that a bunch of girls raped me

today.

Oh, no. Not now, honey. Come on. Can't you see we're talking to these two

ladies we met today?

And we're trying to keep it positive, if you know what I mean.

Yes, I know what you mean. You're just trying to screw these little girls.

That's what you mean.

Herbert!

Did you ever think maybe we wanted to get screwed?

That's right, honey.

That's right, little pussy. We need some lovin'.

Why don't you suck one?

Oh yeah.

So good

Kid. Do something with this woman, would you?

I'm all right.

I'd be happy to give it to you.

Come by my office this afternoon at 2 o'clock.

Here's my card.

Okay.

Oh, doctor!

A psychiatrist?

It's a beautiful day.

wonderful doctor who promises to help me with my problems.

If you guys need me for anything, I'll be at this address.

And that's as far back as I can remember, doctor.

They said that they were driving by in a jeep and found me laying asleep on the

ground. I don't know how I got there.

Our minds can work in very peculiar ways sometimes.

What appears on the surface to be a mental problem can actually be a

physical one.

Oh, I didn't know that.

That's very interesting.

Yes. Well, what we need here is a complete physical examination, a

complete physical checkup is in order, so if you'll get up and go behind the

screen and take up all your little things, I'll go in the other room, I'll

get my equipment, and I'll be right back.

But, Doctor, are you sure?

Just trust me. I'm certain. Go ahead.

Everything? Everything.

Oh, well.

What do I have to lose?

Besides, he's very handsome.

And a doctor's not a pervert like some people I know.

I hope you're ready, because you're going to come.

I'm ready, doctor.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

Oh, doctor.

Oh, babe.

Put your finger inside.

Like that?

Uh-huh.

That's right. Put it in. Just like a little dick.

Like a little dick? Uh-huh.

Oh, doctor.

You know what to do with that?

Put it in my mouth.

That's right.

Can you feel it getting bigger?

and stuff

Hush, say no more.

From now on, I'm going to take care of you. Just trust me.

I'll introduce you to my friends. You'll love them.

And we will help you find yourself through love. Through love, the natural

way. That sounds just wonderful.

I think I'm going to like that.

Just trust me.

Oh, doctor, I do, I do.

Well, that's it.

She's gone.

You think we'll have to give her back her jeep?

No, she still don't know it's hers.

You know something? That little girl might be worth a lot of money.

Did anyone ever bother to check the registration on that Jeep?

Anybody? Yeah.

You mean me? Yeah, you.

You're the one with all the brains. Why would I do a thing like that?

Hey, listen.

Shut up.

I got a funny feeling that this little girl's brain problems

might bring us a lot of cash.

Oh.

Just check the registration of the Jeep with me, all right?

Come on.

Hurry, honey. We don't want to miss anything.

I don't know. Maybe I'm getting a little too old for this kind of thing.

What do you think? Putting on some weight? Ah, maybe just a little bit

here. Yeah?

Tell me.

Why do you want to go to the party with this woman?

I think you look very sexy If you

believe that a great fool you are Well, I don't know why your analyst invited us

to this special know-your-own-self get-together party. Whatever it is.

Are you jealous?

What is it some kind of an orgy?

Careful, it may be a trap.

Don't say I didn't warn you. I don't think so I should be so lucky.

Well, it's better not to.

See what happens? You bring this woman home and everything changes.

What happened to the nice tea party? Now, all the people, they speak about

orgies. Katya, please. If I don't get proper respect around here, I quit.

No, Katya, please.

I'll take it from here.

What if I see the tree?

Shut up.

What if I see the tree?

No, I think it's something.

You don't know what you're going to do. Is that what you're trying to say?

Shut up.

Oh, wait, wait. I got it.

We'll break in, we'll steal their money, we'll kill them all, is that all right?

Oh, shut up. How about this?

Trick or treat, give us a bag of money, and we'll tell you a secret.

Shut up, I'm trying to think. Oh, you're trying to think? Trying to think.

You're trying to think?

That's interesting.

You're thinking, huh?

Yeah.

Don't everyone jump at once.

I'll get it.

I wonder who that is.

It's interesting.

Yes?

Go ahead, dummy.

Yes?

Go ahead.

Well, we've got a secret.

Oh? Yeah.

And if you give us $1,000 apiece, we'll tell you what it is.

That sounds like a lot of money for something I don't know anything about.

Maybe I should know this secret first.

We can't do that, lady.

How about a hint?

Who is it, honey?

Thank you very much, but I don't think they want anything.

It's just a salesman, dear.

It's about something you lost.

Oh, Jesus, you were great, Jesse. I mean, goddamn, you missed your call, and

you should have been a fucking con man, you silver-tongued devil, you. Shut up.

You made me nervous.

I made you nervous? Yeah, you made me nervous.

Look, they're going out.

We'll follow them and see where they're going. Maybe we'll have another chance

to talk with them.

I made you nervous, huh? Yeah, you made me nervous, huh?

Well, relax.

There's plenty of time to be nervous.

Let's go in here. I know where we can get a drink.

Oh, I'd love to. All right. Sounds good.

Stuart. Stuart.

Hey, what's up? How are you?

Hi.

This is Stuart's, well, I don't know her name.

It's so awful.

She has amnesia, and she's such a young girl, and so pretty.

We're not.

You're a social worker.

Terry, this is a new friend of mine.

This is Terry.

Hello, Terry. Terry is a professor.

Oh, I'm glad to meet you.

I think you two will have a lot to talk about.

Amnesia. She doesn't remember.

No, no, no.

No one can seem to help her.

You know, I always say it's the whole body. It's the entire body.

Oh,

really? She has amnesia?

She's a little wet. I think before the accident.

Go on in, Jerry.

Bye. It's nice to meet you.

Hey, don't worry in there, okay?

Are you having a good time? I sure am.

And you still trust me?

Of course I do, doctor.

Because tonight we're going to cure your amnesia.

Golly, I'll look forward to that.

Turn around.

Good. Stand up straight.

And I want you to go in there and have a good time. You hear?

Yes, doctor. Okay, march.

Yes, sir.

You sure this is the place?

Yes, of course I am.

Maybe we're early, huh?

I don't think so.

Well, I don't know.

What can I say?

There's nobody here.

Where could they be?

It's got to be the wrong place.

You go check it out. I'll sit here and wait.

All right.

We'll go with you.

Hey,

this place looks familiar.

What do you mean?

We just left here.

Oh, yeah. It's the doc's house.

Hello?

Anybody home?

Oh, it's you, the salesman.

How's the secrets business?

Hey, listen, lady, you didn't understand what my friend was trying to tell you

earlier. You see, we found this girl with amnesia, and we think you might

know her.

Amnesia? Oh, Lord, peaches.

Yeah, but don't forget the reward.

Shut up. Oh, shit.

You mean she doesn't know who she is?

Well,

what happened to her? This is terrible, just awful.

Where is she? She's here.

Here? Oh, no. This is the swingers' party.

I tricked her daddy into coming.

Well, we can't let him find out.

Oh, no.

I think I'm gonna faint.

What you really need to do is take a deep breath.

Yeah. And your clothes ought to be loosened. Yeah.

If you feel faint, you should loosen your clothes.

You should. Right.

Thank you.

You have nice hands, too.

An orgy, huh?

I ain't never been to no orgy before.

I didn't say this was an orgy. I just said it was a swingers party.

I think you misunderstood.

Hey, Kim.

Hello.

Hi.

Did you name Charles?

Uh, no, no, no, it isn't. I'm sorry. Oh,

well, Charles was my date tonight, and I haven't been able to find him.

Well, I hope it doesn't spoil your fun at the party.

I'm sorry.

Oh, no, that's okay.

Hey, you're cute.

Oh, thank you, thank you.

Well, it is something really different.

No, I'm okay, thanks. It's okay.

Come on, don't be a stick in the mud.

You don't understand.

You don't know my wife. No, come on. It's a party.

Have fun.

No, you don't understand.

My wife.

I don't care about your wife.

Come on. Come back here.

Your hat.

Oh, yeah.

I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

Wait, wait.

I

just

got married.

I just got married. Your wife is probably here.

She's probably doing the same thing.

Oh, it feels good.

I'm so empty

when you tell me no.

Because I love you, I love you, and I want you so much.

I could love you all day.

When I get to you, I really, really start to know you.

You light my life when you tell me you care.

And I love you, I love you, and I must confess.

You've got all the tears,

and I want to take care.

And I'll show you how, just how we can make it.

You won't know what's new,

I need a little pain.

You've got what it takes, and I'll take it.