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Khayal rakho toh yeh chota sa pohda khubsurat phool paida karega.

Jo apne charo taraf khushboo phaila aega.

Zindagi mein har mod pe hamare saamne do raaste hota hai.

Khayal rakhna chahiye ki hum kaunsa raaste apnatay hain.

Because I don't know when, which way, which destruction will take us.

I took the same step that night when I met my destruction.

It was destruction.

Destruction.

It was the first time I met him.

I still can't forget the feeling of being with him.

I cut my head in his body.

Do you understand what this means?

Two bodies, one life.

I've already been in your body.

Where were you, Nikki?

I really missed you, man.

You didn't even call me once. You talk too much.

Today, I didn't even wear a panty for you.

Will you do everything here?

Let's go in the car.

Look at this. She's gone.

Tell me something.

You entered her body in the first meeting.

You're amazing.

So what?

You'll see.

Listen. Yes.

I'm your cousin, brother.

Make me meet her too.

Baba, I miss her a lot.

I'm really missing her.

You miss every girl.

Don't you have her number?

I couldn't get her number.

Sister, you had sex with her in the first meeting.

And I couldn't get the number.

You're a scoundrel.

How much work will I do at one time?

You've always been doing this.

You thief.

Tell me something.

Tell me. How did you meet her?

That fatso Ali had me meet her at a party.

Fatso Ali.

Then call her.

Ask her for the number.

You're right.

Wait a minute. I'll call her.

Call her. Call her.

He must be unconscious.

He must be lost somewhere.

After that, his pants were torn.

I laughed a lot.

Ashwin. Hey, handsome.

Where are you?

What else do you have in your heart?

I gave my heart to someone else.

I know.

That's all I have.

I need your help.

What help do you need now?

You've done everything with her.

I couldn't get his number.

Idiot!

You can have sex with him all the time.

Couldn't you get his number?

How much work can I do at a time? Listen.

Forget all this.

My cousin, Bawa, has brought new stuff.

It's fresh.

Tell me, do you want it?

Fresh stuff?

Baby.

Ashwin's brother has fresh goods.

Do you want it?

Yes.

Yes, I want it.

When will you give it to me?

Now. Tell me now.

Now. Now.

Okay, come.

Okay, I'll come.

Shall we go?

Let's go.

Let's pack one by one.

Then we'll go. Come on, let's go.

Look where Ali is lying.

Hi,

Vinny. Hi.

Hi, bro.

What's going on, bro?

Just a beautiful evening.

And we brought stuff.

Give me his number and address.

You first.

How

are

you? Vini.

Phone.

Ashwin, you know, as soon as I smell the stuff, I tell you how strong it is.

Here.

I'm sending his number and address.

Go.

Live your life.

Brother-in-law, I won't spare his girlfriend.

Brother-in-law, I know.

You met a girl named Nikki.

But Ali thinks she's a cheap girl.

Why are you so serious?

Maybe Ali has supplied her somewhere else.

Give it to me.

I am joking, yaar.

Bhai, mazaak kar raha hoon main.

Come on, let's find Nikki.

Relax a little.

Auto, drive fast.

Stop the auto.

Come on.

Shoot Sally.

I'm Joe the Reddy, Sally.

Here.

And relax a little.

I'll do it one more time. Maybe this time you can pick it up.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

God.

Oh.

Ha ha ha.

Yaar Nikki reply karo.

Where were you, Nikki?

I really missed you, man.

You didn't even call me once.

Ali was acting so much to give you your phone number.

You talk a lot, right?

Today, I didn't even wear a panty for you.

Will you do everything here?

Let's go in the car.

You will drive the car today.

I want to enjoy life today.

Oh my god, y'all.

I should...

Shall I tell you something?

Tell me.

You have made me crazy.

I am calm.

You are not my crazy.

Am I a crazy person who is passing time with you?

No. When did I say that?

I want to be in a relationship with you.

We are in a relationship, right?

Don't you think so?

Yes, but I need commitment.

Okay, tell me. Who is in your family?

All men are the same.

You want commitment and you also want to know about my family.

Hey, do you mean me or my family?

And one more thing.

If I get committed to someone, I never leave him.

And I will never leave you, Ashwin.

Promise? Yeah.

I love you.

I love you too.

So wait, I'll be right back.

Hi. Hi.

What's up?

Not having fun at the party?

Where Ashwin is, there's no need for fun.

Where did you two get to?

You should be a woman.

You're just like KGO.

You pussycat.

What do I do? My groupie knows that I'm gay.

Really? And your girlfriend doesn't know?

We have a good understanding.

When I am in the bedroom with my partner, she goes out.

And when she is in the bedroom with her partner, I enjoy watching them.

You mean to say that your girlfriend is lesbian and you are gay?

Look at that drunk fellow.

Bye.

I'm just saying that Baba is really an idiot.

Did you drink Baba's liquor?

I'm scared.

Why are there so many of them?

He's our brother. Don't worry.

So wait, I'll be right back.

Hi. Hi.

What's up, party? Isn't it fun? Where there's Ashwin, there's no need for fun.

How far have you two gotten?

You should be a woman.

You're just like KGO.

KGO?

I mean, my friend Kiran.

Until she finds out which color panty I'm wearing, she'll kill me.

You pussy cat.

What can I do? My groupie knows that I'm gay.

Bisexual.

Really? And your girlfriend doesn't know?

We have a good understanding.

When I'm in the bedroom with my partner, she goes out.

And when she's in the bedroom with her partner, I enjoy watching them.

You mean to say that your girlfriend is lesbian and you are gay? Leave it. This

is our business.

Tell me, how many times have you had sex?

Why? Is there anything to say?

A lot.

My excitement will increase. I will get interested.

My interest in having sex with multiple partners will increase.

Oh my god, wow!

I wish Ashwin was my boyfriend.

But he's a normal man.

And the way you guys have had sex so many times, I don't know about any world

records, but you must be pregnant with his child.

I hope you're taking precautions, right?

Yeah.

And you're talking about getting better.

Come on. Go.

Enjoy.

Come on. Bye.

Bye-bye.

Hi. Hi.

What's up? Cheers.

Where are you running?

It's not safe.

Mwah!

What happened? Where are you going?

Ashwin, it's too late.

I'm going home.

And anyway, we can't stay here for the night.

Okay, but is there any problem?

Ashwin, you ask so many questions.

And I don't like to answer them.

And if this continues, I'll end my relationship here.

You're being selfish.

Okay, I won't do it again. I'm so sorry.

Nikki, I love you, yaar. Okay, Ashwin, tell me something.

What is it in me that other girls don't have?

Kashish, which I don't see in any other girl.

Nikki.

You will never leave me, right? No.

Promise? Promise.

Thank you for trusting me today.

Trust? For what?

For calling me to your house for the first time.

But I didn't know that such a beautiful beauty lives alone between these four

walls.

Hello. Hello, Nikki.

I'm standing under your house.

Can I come up?

I'm not at home.

I became his dog. Dog.

I couldn't think of anything without him.

Shit!

Watchman, you go.

Thank you for trusting me today.

Trust? For what?

For calling me to your house for the first time.

But I didn't know that such a beautiful beauty lives

alone between these four walls.

You're in a lot of films.

But you torture me a lot.

I like torturing you a lot.

But not anymore.

You? You smoke?

Yes. I hate those people who smoke.

Neither do I kiss them, nor do I like them.

What? Other people?

I'm giving you an example, idiot.

Bye.

You have gone crazy because of that girl.

Got it?

And you forgot your brother because of that girl.

There is no such thing.

I thought that night was gone and so was the talk.

But that girl has become your nature since that night. What a scoundrel!

Oh, son of a poet.

Your brother has become serious for the first time in his life.

Is it?

So you are getting serious for that girl about whom you know nothing.

As if you know every place in Randi.

You are jealous of your brother.

You want me to always take Randi.

I am Bablu.

Your brother is jealous of you.

Brother, someone is right.

This Mahabharata was not done by a woman.

Come on. You are doing it.

Listen.

Keep the Kalrami party at home.

She is also coming.

Come on.

There is no future for me. But still, I used to search for light in the dark.

Now there is nothing left to bet on. Do one thing.

Bet on your queen.

The moments I spend with you are beautiful.

Do you think I have made you my dog?

But you are always unknown to me.

My life is a mystery.

Today, our wedding has been completed.

Don't you know that your wife comes every six months and gets you tested for

HIV? She pretends to be in love with me. If I get AIDS, I won't leave you.

Where did he go after all?