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OK, all right.

Remember when you asked me if medical marijuana

was the same as regular marijuana,

and would it get you high? And I said it was.

And you said you'd never use it

because you didn't want to get high?

- Yeah. - Did you forget that?

What is up with you?

I can't talk about it. My lips are sealed.

- OK. - With a kiss.

Wait! With Emmett?

Oh, my gosh!

Where did you kiss him? - Ew.

On the lips.

No. What room?

In the kitchen.

I think I'm gonna put a plaque up.

OK, so when you asked for advice

and I told you that relationships

are like sharks that need to keep moving,

you actually listened? - I did.

This shark is hauling butt!

Yeah!

- Welcome to the movie "Jaws." - Aw, yay!

Except you do know that the shark gets killed

at the end of "Jaws"?

But yay!

Gabby, I'm gonna tell you something

I've never told you before.

You give good advice.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm gonna put up a plaque.

So what romantic thing did he say to you

right before he kissed you?

Well, actually, he didn't say anything.

And I kissed him.

Oh. OK.

All right, well, what did he say after you kissed him?

I don't think he said anything.

Huh. Uh-huh.

Uh-oh.

I think we just saw the end of the movie "Jaws."

- ♪ Sometimes it feels like a big ol' fight ♪

♪ To get through the day ♪

♪ And sleep on through the night ♪

♪ But here you'll find a place ♪

♪ That'll surely lift your spirits ♪

♪ You belong at Happy's Place ♪

You just blurt out, "I've known about Isabella

for years," and walk out?

I had to spend all night lying awake,

thinking about this secret of ours.

Ours? It's my secret.

Uh, correction-- it was your secret

till you blabbed it to me. Now it's ours.

Which means I need to know all the details.

When did you find out?

How did Happy meet Isabella's mother?

What did he think of me as a person?

- Hey. - Nothing.

- What? - Nothing.

We're talking about the weather.

Oh. It's nice outside.

OK. I'll catch you guys later.

Jeez, Emmett. Way to panic.

Listen, I laid awake last night, too,

trying to figure out if this is something

I need to tell Bobbie.

No, it isn't.

And why is that?

Because everything worked out, didn't it?

Isabella is here.

She and Bobbie love each other.

And it wouldn't accomplish anything.

Except for starting our relationship

on a foundation of honesty.

Oh, don't preach to me about honesty.

I pride myself on being a very honest--

tornado warning.

You really should be working for the CIA, you know?

And I got some serious thinking to do,

which means you're gonna have to leave.

OK.

But while you figure it out, no more weird looks

when Bobbie waves at you.

Just be Emmett, OK?

OK. Good advice.

Not regular Emmett, a good Emmett.

- Out. - Out.

Table for two?

Could you help me grab the other stuff in my car

I brought from Happy's house?

Thank you.

So what are you doing with Daddy's stuffed Rocky?

Oh, I get it, like "Rocky Raccoon"

from the Beatles.

No, like Rocky Balboa from the movie.

Daddy had a weird system of naming things.

Hi, I'm a girl named Bobbie.

Well, can we keep it?

It's the last thing, I swear.

- Where would you like this? - Dumpster.

Office.

We're supposed to be cleaning Daddy's house out to sell it,

not to bring all of his junk in here.

Oh, hey, Isabella.

Yo, Adrian.

I'm sorry.

It's just that everything in the house is so cool.

Aw, it's so sad that you guys have to sell Happy's house.

I would give anything to buy it.

Well, you know, anything that doesn't include money.

Oh!

Isabella, after you left last night,

you missed some big news.

Bobbie kissed Emmett.

Oh, my gosh!

And destroyed their relationship.

Oh, my gosh.

It's not destroyed.

You can't destroy a relationship

with a kiss, right?

Oh, I'm not sure.

Let's ask Judas.

Well, Emmett's been a little distant

since the smooch. - Distant how?

Distant like Emmett, only more so.

I got to figure this out.

Well, fortunately, I have

a pretty great track record when it comes

to giving Bobbie advice, and I got an idea.

Pretend you're having a heart attack.

And then when Emmett tries to give you CPR,

you just grab him, and you kiss him again,

and then you say, "What's your problem, big boy?"

Take the plaque down.

Have you considered maybe-- oh, I don't know--

asking him what's going on? - No.

He'd lie rather than hurt my feelings,

which is one of the reasons why I like him,

which is one of the reasons why I kissed him,

which is the reason why I'm in this mess.

Oh! I have another idea.

No, no.

You don't have a pole at your house.

I know I've teased you and Emmett about

being old-fashioned, but maybe he found

the kiss a little forward.

- Forward? - Thinks you're a hussy.

You're a hussy.

I'm talking about the normal progression of a relationship.

Have you told Emmett what he really means to you?

Not exactly.

And by that, I mean no.

Has Emmett told you what you really mean to him?

Emmett?

Yeah, that's also a no.

And yet you still went ahead and kissed him.

Too bold a move, Red. - Hmm.

Says the woman who recommended a pole dance.

So I need something that'll tell me it's OK

for me to tell him how I really feel.

Thursday's Emmett's birthday.

If I can give him a gift and he accepts it,

then I can feel like I can open up to him.

You know what? That could work, Bobbie.

If he reacts positively to anything that you give him,

that means that he's got special feelings

for a special lady.

Or it could backfire, and you're a dead shark.

Mm.

Oh, Takoda. Hi.

Hey. Looking for Emmett?

Pfft, no. I wasn't looking for him.

Mm.

Still me.

Uh, yeah.

I was actually looking for Emmett

but not for any special reason. No biggie.

OK, he'll be back soon.

Great. Thanks.

Oh, hey, it's Steve.

OK, time to acknowledge the elephant in the room.

I know you're wondering why Emmett and I have been spending

so much time just the two of us,

not the three of us, like usual.

Well, I assume it's because he wants

to talk about something with you

that he doesn't want me to know about.

But--but--

but wouldn't that bother you?

- No. - Be honest.

OK.

No.

Who knew it would be so painful

to sell Happy's house?

You're sweet, Gabby, but I'm OK.

I meant for me.

I spent a lot of time at that place.

You know, I was a part of Happy's

weekly poker game for years.

Love poker!

One time in Austin, I'm in a real nosebleed game.

I got cowboys in the hole. The guy across from me?

Showing rockets, but it's all bricks in the turn.

And then who comes riding along the river?

John Wayne!

I was in charge of snacks.

Um, so, anyway, I was thinking about what a hassle

it will be for you guys to find a realtor.

And I have an idea.

Oh, you know a good one?

My idea is that you sell Happy's house to me.

To you?

I thought you didn't have that kind of money, Gabby.

No, I do not.

Um, but the other part of my idea is that

you sell it to me really cheap.

Hey, guys.

I found the perfect gift for Emmett's birthday--

this!

That's a fishing rod I brought from Daddy's house.

OK, so your idea of the perfect gift

is to give Emmett, a guy who already has

a million fishing rods, another fishing rod?

You should get him a bandana too.

It's Daddy's lucky fishing rod!

He always said that the only thing

he couldn't catch was a cold.

You know what?

I have heard Emmett say that the reason he buys

so many rods is because he lost his lucky one.

Bobbie could be right. This might be the perfect gift.

Oh, hey, Emmett.

Somebody said the fish are really jumping out at the lake.

Maybe we ought to go out there and try our luck.

Yeah, maybe.

I thought we could go tomorrow,

if you have any interest in that at all.

You know what?

Let's do it.

Look out, little fishies!

We're coming for you!

Yee-haw!

Steve, could you come on in for a sec?

Steve...

What kind of man do you think I am?

I mean, if you had to describe me?

Grouchy, quarrelsome, ill-humored.

I'm a simple man, Steve.

OK.

You saw how I acted when Bobbie

asked me to take her fishing.

Was that a simple man that you saw?

No, that was a lunatic.

Keeping this secret is turning me into somebody

that I don't wanna be.

So I think I'm hearing you say you're going to tell her.

Yeah, I am.

Tomorrow at the fishing shack.

OK.

And on the same subject, how would you describe me?

I'd prefer not to do that.

I'm sensitive,

you jackass.

And that's how I know that Takoda

is feeling jealous about

our private conversations about this.

Takoda jealous? Yeah, I don't think so.

Well, I do, and I'm the sensitive one, stupid.

I'm asking permission to tell him what's going on.

OK, permission granted.

Just let me tell Bobbie first. - OK.

And I will swear him to secrecy.

You don't have to worry about Takoda.

The man can keep a secret.

Let's hope so.

I know so.

I've told him a lot of stuff nobody else knows.

Ooh! Hey.

How is Bobbie feeling about her little trip

to the fish shack today?

I'd say pretty confident.

People don't usually shave their legs to go fishing.

Ah.

Ooh, here you go. - Oh.

So, hey, have you given any thought to my idea?

I have.

And if we bedazzle our aprons, Emmett's not gonna wear his.

No, about selling me your dad's house.

I didn't think that was serious.

Well, why would you think that an idea of mine

wasn't serious?

Uh, bedazzling our aprons?

I am totally serious.

If I have a kid this year, how cool would it be

if I raised them in Happy's house?

That would definitely be cool.

OK, so let's do it.

Maybe we should wait to talk about this with Bobbie.

But you're nicer.

OK. Well,

I've got to be honest.

With the prices I've been seeing around town,

I think the house could list for a lot of money.

OK, see, well, I have a workaround for that, OK?

You give me that discount we talked about.

- What discount? - The family discount.

- Ah. - No.

See, Isabella, this is a total win-win, OK?

You guys get to sell the house, but thanks to my discount,

it stays in the family, you know?

I mean, it's like-- it's the perfect plan.

Well, yeah, except you're not really in the family.

I was until you showed up.

I'm so sorry. I did not mean to say--

I'm busy.

Excuse me.

- Well, here we are. - Yep.

We're here, all right.

You want to put your bag down?

No. No.

Because, eventually, I'm gonna give it to you.

It's your birthday gift.

You got me a birthday gift?

Yes, sir, I did.

Huh.

You know I'm not big on birthday gifts.

Yeah, I know that.

That's why I left the truck running.

All right.

Ha!

Well, you little rascal.

I can't believe it.

I knew you'd like it.

It's Daddy's lucky fishing rod.

No, Bobbie. This is my lucky fishing rod.

What?

That old man of yours borrowed it ten years ago

and never gave it back.

Well, that son of a gun.

He conveniently left that part of the story out

when he was bragging about that thing.

Yeah, your dad did that a lot.

Yeah.

Happy never told the whole truth.

Yeah, it's funny how sometimes not saying something

is kind of like... lying.

Now, that is funny.

Look, Bobbie--

Emmett, I need to tell you something.

I've been keeping a secret.

It's about you when Isabella showed up.

So you have a secret about me when Isabella showed up?

I need whiskey.

I need to find this whiskey somewhere.

Because I didn't know anything about Isabella.

When she showed up, good Lord of living, it was a shocker.

Well, I'm confused.

What does this secret have to do with me?

You're the only reason I got through all of that.

- I am? - Heck yeah.

You were just as surprised as I was.

But you just kept calm and kept being you.

And that helped me get through it all,

so I could still be me. You're my rock, Emmett.

You've never said this to me before.

Why now?

'Cause you need to know how I really feel about you.

I shouldn't have kept it a secret.

That's OK, Bobbie.

You just got to know the right time

to tell a secret and...

the right time to keep one.

OK, now, I need you to tell me something.

OK.

Did I mess things up the other night when I kissed you?

Hmm, let me think about that a second.

Uh...

Now that's a birthday gift.

Hey, I was wondering, if you're not busy,

if now would be a good time for me to apologize.

I'm busy.

And I don't need an apology.

Oh.

Well, that is very gracious of you.

What I need is an explanation.

Dang it!

Where did all that anger come from?

It wasn't anger. It was--

I'm jealous of you, Isabella.

And I think I have been since you showed up.

What are you jealous of?

That I was abandoned by a father I never knew?

No.

Although I would have loved it if my mother had taken a hike.

I don't have a whole lot to be jealous of.

What?

Except this.

I mean, you are just so damn lovable!

I mean, everybody loves you--

Bobbie, Emmett,

Takoda, Steve,

even that mean lady who always sends back her Bloody Marys.

Oh, Claire. She's a sweetheart.

See?

That's you.

Look...

I come from a family that has a limited,

very limited, amount of love,

and whatever everybody else got just meant less for me.

I'm sorry that happened to you.

OK, that wasn't fair.

It also happened with pizza.

I really feel bad that I said what I said to you.

I do.

- Do you wanna feel worse? - No.

What? What do you mean?

When I first got here, Bobbie wasn't exactly thrilled.

I wasn't feeling the love that you're talking about.

I do now but not then.

Yeah, she was kind of prickly.

The first love I felt in this place was from you.

Oh.

Yeah, I do feel worse.

I like being in this family.

I like being in your family, Gabby.

Me too.

Does this mean I get the family discount?

I'm busy.

Wow.

I can't imagine how hard it must have been

to walk around holding on to that secret.

Yeah, but I had to do it for Emmett.

You're a good man, Steve,

but I was talking about Emmett.

Of course.

Must have been hard for him as well.

I just hope now that he's told Bobbie,

things are gonna be OK between them.

Should we pray about it?

No, I'll just, you know, hope.

They're here!

I hope it all went OK with the birthday gift.

- Would you like to pray? - Yes.

Dear Lord, help me figure out how I can buy Happy's house.

Amen.

I felt something.

We should have prayed.