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I just...

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This is the story of how my life got totally fucked by one little piece of

mail. My happy, uneventful life was about to change drastically.

And definitely not for the better.

I never realized the power of a letter until that day.

How a few words on a page can bring your life to a screeching halt.

But trust me, it can.

Mr. Brian Parsons, you are hereby formally notified that you have been

called to service by the U.S. Army.

Your 1995 enlistment in the Army Reserves makes you eligible for service.

Fuck.

You are to report to duty 9-19-05, 900 hours, at Lansing

Recruitment Center, Melwood, California.

Failure to do so may be punishable by court martial.

Any further inquiry directed to... Lieutenant James Manning.

United States fuckin' Army.

I got here as quick as I could.

What's going on?

I called you like three hours ago.

I had to wait for Gina to come in, cover my shifts. I couldn't just leave.

So what's going on, babe?

Mr.

Brian Parsons, you are hereby formally notified you've been called for service

by the United States Army?

Oh, my God.

What are we gonna do?

Start packing, I guess.

This is fucking bullshit.

How can they do this?

Must have ran out of 18-year-olds.

I always knew this could happen. I mean, fuck the war. It's supposed to be over

by now.

Welcome to the reserves.

One weekend a month.

Look at him, he's so fucking stupid.

Baby.

I'm so sorry.

What are we gonna do?

I only got a week.

Might as well make the best of it.

That's exactly what we're going to do then.

For the next week, Mr.

Parsons, you're going to be treated like a king.

Oh, really?

Oh, really.

I promise.

You have no idea.

um um

That worked out pretty good.

Thank you.

Oh yeah.

Help. Help.

I'm not fucking crazy.

yeah um um

oh my god oh my god

Fucking concrete in here

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh,

shit.

Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh my god.

Thank you.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, God, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I don't need your fucking camera.

Oh, it's fucking come all over my face.

Yeah, come on.

Here it comes.

All right.

So much for the king for a week treatment, huh, buddy?

Just me and you.

Wakey, wakey, sleepyhead.

Oh, look what Mommy made.

Time for breakfast.

Hey, Max. Hey, buddy.

Now you eat up, because I've got to go home and get changed for work.

Two times.

No cookie after breakfast?

No, no. Eat now, fuck later.

See you after work.

Promise.

Enjoy it, baby.

Bye, Max.

See you later.

Look what Mommy made. Look what Mommy made.

Yeah, I bet you want some, don't you? I bet you want some.

One

down,

five to go.

Here's the fucking Iraq.

Here's to coming home safe.

I can't believe you're still working. I mean, if that was me, I'd be partying

right up to the bus left.

Told Charlie I'd give him till Friday to find somebody else.

Mr. Nice Guy.

Right to the end.

Hey, that's karma, baby. Karma. Am I gonna need all I can get?

Yeah. I guess you're right, because you got some shit-ass luck going for you

right now.

And why couldn't they send you to, like... Louisiana or Texas or some shit,

you know, maybe pass out food or evacuate some old folks or something. I

don't know anything else.

Luck of the draw, man. Luck of the draw.

Man.

Listen, I want you to do me a favor.

Anything, man. What do you need?

Look out for Sarah while I'm gone.

No, she... Seems okay now, but... Once I'm gone, I think that might change.

I mean, sure, you got it, you know? Anything you want, but... I mean, I

think Sarah will be okay. She's a... She's a strong girl.

Yeah.

I knew I could count on you.

Anything you need, buddy.

So after all that... He's still worried about leaving the old man short-handed.

It's unbelievable, right?

How's Sarah doing anyway?

She must be freaking.

Well, he asked me to look after her while he's gone.

We should take them to dinner before he leaves.

That's a good idea.

Maybe it'll keep their mind off things, huh?

I don't know what I'd do.

It must be awful.

Well, he says she's handling it pretty good so far.

Barbecue. I think it's one of their favorites.

Why don't you try to set it up with her for tomorrow? But don't push it, you

know? If they don't want to go, let it be. They just might want some alone

time, you know?

Alone time.

That sounds good right about now.

Come here.

I'll tell you one thing.

That was you heading off to some old desert to risk your life.

Nobody would see you for a week.

Keep you in bed till that big old bus came rolling up looking for you.

All to my...

Sting me more.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah

I mean, aren't you a little old to be going to war?

I don't mean to be mean, but did they get a good look at your birth

certificate? You know what? Fuck you.

I'll out-shoot you any day of the week. Yeah.

And who would you rather have covering your back? Me or some pimply-faced

teenager? Yeah, you tell him, baby.

But why you? Why now?

That's the way the reserve works.

They call up specially trained personnel whenever they're short-handed.

Me? They know about my mechanics background, so, I mean, that's what I'll

probably be doing, fixing shit.

It'll be like working at Charlie's, only with more sand and bad food.

Well, then, here's to Bri.

Saving the world and restoring democracy.

One oil change at a time.

Here's to coming home safe and sound. I'll take that one.

Listen,

uh...

This is our song.

We'll be right back. I'm going to dance you.

Way to go.

I thought this was, we were supposed to be taking them out to take their mind

off of it. We are taking their mind off of it.

Really? Yeah. Did you really have to bring that up right now? I'm just asking

questions. We're not even, it's not even.

I didn't know we had a song.

Yes, we do, and this is it. I hope you like it.

Every time you hear it, think of us, together.

At this date?

When we were first kids.

That time that the car broke down by the lake?

Definitely remember that.

What do you say we get out of here?

What about them?

Think they're gonna notice?

Getting close, huh?

You didn't have to do that.

Want a beer?

Sure.

I sure am going to miss having you around here. You're a good boy.

I kind of always thought of you as the son I never had.

You know, if your dad was alive,

He'd be real proud of you.

Thanks.

You're making it sound like I'm not coming back.

Well, you'll be back.

You're a tough cookie.

But remember, don't try to be a hero.

I hear that.

I've seen my share of it.

You know, a lot of guys have come back as a hero, but it didn't seem to...

mean much.

More importantly, I knew a lot of heroes that never came back at all.

To coming back.

Listen to me.

Going on all day.

Hey, why don't you drink your beer and then go on home.

Thanks, Charlie.

Sarah, I appreciate that.

May I take the pizza with me?

Sure.

I'm sorry.

It was good working with you.

Yeah.

And then we still always have those coveralls waiting for you anytime you

want.

Hey, hey, for your nerves.

Party's on Charlie tonight.

Bye.

Donny, knock it off in there.

It's just my brother, man. Fuck him.

Don't make me call old man Hanson and tell him what his daughter's down here

doing. Okay, okay. Shh. We just gotta be quiet.

Okay.

Shh.

What you doing?

Looking for answers.

Anna.

Here,

let me do it.

Don't be scared.

We gotta get you all cleaned up, soldier boy.

I got a feeling I'm gonna be wounded before I get into battle.

I wanna give you a purple heart.

Don't be so scared.

See?

Gonna get you

allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Don't get that shaving cream all over me.

Oh, it's so fucking good, eh?

Okay.

Fuck me back.

No.

No.

oh oh

Yeah.

Huh?

See you.

Feels funny without it.

You did a pretty good job.

Yeah.

Nice and smooth.

Just like the day we met.

God, this waiting is killing me.

They always say that's the worst part.

You know there's still time to change your mind, right?

You can go to Canada.

No.

Way too cold.

How about Mexico?

Definitely not. My Spanish sucks.

Sucks.

I guess this is it.

So hard.

Ramirez.

Keep you warm at night. Goodman.

Make you think of me.

Smith.

You can use the car while I'm gone. I'm just going to sit there anyway. Johnson.

Donnie's going to take care of the dog.

Everything will be okay.

Arsenal.

Parsons Brian!

I love you so much.

Parsons Brian!

Over here.

He'll be okay.

He'll be okay.

Are you going to get your ass on the bus, son?

Or should I personally call the president and tell him you've decided

not to save the country?

I'll write you every day.

I'll call you whenever I can, I promise.

Last but not least.

We'll see about that.

On the bus.

Listen up, ladies.

You are now officially a member of my team.

Like it or not, you will become one of the elite.

You will become one of the most perfect things in the world.

A soldier in the United States Army.

Make yourselves comfortable, because it's a long, hard ride.

Come on, you look like a bunch of goddamn girls!

Use the time wisely and get to know one another.

The man next to you is your new brother, mother, sister, and whoever else you're

used to bitching to.

You can think of me as your daddy who never gave a fuck.

So don't even think about complaining to me, because I don't want to hear it.

On your belly, maggot!

You are no longer black, white, yellow, or red.

You are now army green, the most beautiful color in the world.

You are now the property of the United States Army, which means you are now my

property. I own you.

From this day forth, you are my dogs. I will feed you, water you, and probably

beat you, but I will damn sure train you.

Quit playing tippy-tap, goddammit, mean it!

Those of you who are too lazy, too weak, or too stupid to be in this man's army

will be sent home.

You are the lucky ones.

The rest of you will be stuck in the pit of hell for what might be the rest of

your miserable lives.

Any questions?

I didn't think so.

Hey, Brian, we're gonna go find some trouble to get into before we head out

in the morning. Wanna come with?

No, man. I'm all good.

Come on, man. Some of the female medics are gonna join us.

You don't want me to ask about you.

No, my party days are long gone, brother.

Come on, man. We got contraband.

Why would I wanna go out with this man? He's writing love letters to his

sweetheart. Give me that.

Give me that fucking... Ha!

Oh,

that's sweet.

All right, all right, all right, all right. Have it your way, all right?

Fucker.

The other one that's missing out.

Shit, man.

He's right. Some of those female medics are fucking fine, man.

Sure you want to be sitting here all by yourself with a little pencil, writing

your sad little love letter, or you want to come out with us, make out with some

of those female honeys, man.

Get your neck on.

What the fuck's wrong with him?

I got my priorities straight, man. Shit.

You guys go out and have your fun.

Just don't get too drunk. I don't want you puking in the truck all day.

Hey, John.

Let's do it.

Give me some fucking peace and quiet.

Later, bro.

No loss.

Chump!

uh

I don't know.

Ah.

Yes.

Come on, Timmy.

Fucking pussy.

Fucking pussy.

I feel so goddamn good.

Shit!

Are you okay?

Thank you.

Please let this be good news.

Hi, babe.

How have you been?

I don't know if you're getting my other letters because I haven't heard anything

back.

The mail's real slow here, if we get it at all.

Hope all's well with you and everybody back home.

Say hi for me.

I sure do miss you.

All the other guys here are always talking about their girls back home, and

that only makes me think of you more.

It was a great idea packing some of your perfume in my bag.

I put some on my pillow.

Some of the guys were busting my balls about it, but it sure does make it

easier to fall asleep at night.

It's like you're laying here right beside me.

I can almost taste you.

God I miss you

God

I miss you

Hey, you.

Hey. What's up? Any new news?

Got another letter today.

Really? It's like three and it hasn't even been a month. I know.

Like the little Shakespeare we got going on.

How do I love thee?

Let me count thee ways.

Shut up.

You're just jealous because he can spell.

I'll have you know I have plenty of manly talents.

Oh, yeah. I know.

Monica told me all about them. Like what?

Like leaving the toilet seat up. Yeah, I do do that.

Drinking OJ straight from the carton.

Let me think.

There's one more.

Okay, okay, you got me.

But speaking of my little Miss She-Devil, she wants you to come over

for dinner on Saturday.

I don't know.

I was just thinking I'm taking it easy this weekend, you know.

Okay, it's Saturday, so you're coming to dinner.

Besides, she's trying to make it like a regular thing.

She even bought a cookbook and everything to mix it up, so come on.

I really appreciate the offer.

It's just... It's a little hard for me, you know.

Seeing the two of you guys together.

So happy.

So happy?

We practically hate each other.

Besides, you're doing me the favor. She cooks better when you come around, and I

don't have to listen to her as much. So it's kind of a win-win situation.

Look, you get... good food and girl talk, I get good food and no talk. So

I'll see you there.

Hey babe.

Glad to hear you started getting some of my letters.

Happy to hear everything's all good.

I miss you so much, I can't even stand it.

Things are pretty much the same here.

Still just training and eating bad food.

It's still really hot here, especially when you got your gear on.

I made a few friends, but a lot of the guys are younger than me.

Nobody seems to notice, though.

We're moving out today, so some of the guys are pretty antsy.

Me, I'm just taking it one day at a time.

Just trying to stay out of harm's way and get back to you as soon as I can.

Love always, Brian.

Step me by for strut!

Parsons! Parsons! Parsons!

Hey, Janice.

Hey, Jimmy. How you doing?

I'm, uh... I'm good.

Is, uh, Sarah in?

Yeah.

She's upstairs.

She hasn't come out of her room since the memorial.

Think I can go talk to her?

Yeah. You might have better luck than I have.

Sarah.

Sarah.

Sarah.

Rise and shine, sleepyhead.

I want you to get up and get out of this house.

No, Jimmy.

I don't want to.

Well, forget it. I'm not taking no for an answer. Come on. Get up.

Come on.

This isn't what he wanted for you.

No, Jimmy.

Don't do it.

Don't even do it. Don't even say his name. I can't do this right now, okay?

Fine. Have it your way. We don't have to talk about it.

But you do have to get up and get out of here. Come on.

Why?

Why?

What difference is it going to make?

Probably none.

But holding yourself up in this room all week, Sonny, and not talking to anybody,

not eating, that can't be good for you either. So do it for him or do it for

me, but just...

Just get up and get dressed.

It'll be good for you.

No, it won't.

Well, we won't know until you try.

I'll tell you what, let's just go get something to eat, and then if you still

want to come back here, then I'll take you back. I swear.

Promise?

Stop talking.

Alright, let's go.

That's the spirit. Come on.

Jacket, it's cold out there.

Feeling any better?

I guess so.

That's not such a bad thing.

I don't know.

I don't know how I'm supposed to feel.

I never lost anybody before.

Except my uncle Mike, but I barely knew him.

He's different.

He's tearing me apart.

You know, it's probably going to for a long time.

I mean, Bri was a good guy.

And you two, you guys were...

You guys were great together.

I loved him so much.

I know.

I'm so empty inside.

Fuck! I knew it when I saw that letter.

I knew things were never gonna be the same.

Listen, um... Try not to beat yourself up about it.

It's not like it was your fault, you know? I mean... I just can't stop

thinking about it.

I know.

But you're gonna have to start thinking about yourself, you know?

Kind of pick up the pieces and start thinking about Sarah.

But my head hurts.

You know what?

Maybe you need a little diversion.

I think I know just the thing.

It's not so bad, huh?

Not so bad.

looks like they've seen this one oh you

want to leave yeah

you don't have to baby me i'll be all right so you want to

stay you know maybe we should get

going maybe a little hard to focus on the movie with all

I mean, we could pull up a couple rows, you know.

I could probably do that.

Maybe a little bit better.

Hey, Donnie.

Sarah? Jimmy?

Now, what we got going on here?

Just watching a movie.

Really?

Well, you two might want to be getting on home.

You don't want people getting the wrong idea, do you?

What? You know it's not like that, dude.

Hey, man, I'm just saying.

You know how people in this town like to talk.

Next thing you know, this car is getting mistaken for that car.

You got people yammering about Sarah not even waiting a month after my brother

dies to... To what, Donnie, huh?

To what, to stop fucking crying long enough to leave my goddamn house?

To stop crying long enough to come see a fucking movie?

To what? It just don't look right, that's all.

Hey, quit stirring the pot, you little shit.

If your brother were here right now, he'd be kicking your ass.

He'd be kicking somebody's ass, all right.

But it wouldn't be mine, big boy.

You guys have a good night.

um

Oh, my God.

Ooh.

oh oh

Oh, yeah.

This is your stop.

Thanks. No problem.

For everything.

I'm done.

I'm really sorry about all that back there.

What about it?

Sarah! Sarah!

Yeah, I know.

Well, it's been a weird few days.

I don't know.

Really, it's no big deal.

Yeah, well, fuck them if they can't mind their own business.

Yeah, I know, but the other thing... Uh, listen, let me, um... Let me call you

back a little bit later, okay?

Yeah. Okay, cool.

So, you two, uh...

Getting pretty cozy, aren't you?

Oh, God, not you too.

People are going to start talking.

They already are. Donnie made sure of that.

With the phone calls, late night rendezvous, I'm starting to wonder

myself.

I don't have anything to worry about now, do I, Jimmy?

I'm just helping her out.

That's what Brian asked me to do.

Right.

What's that?

Fuck it, I'm outta here.

You want to go for a ride?

Yeah, I guess.

What's up?

Nothing. Jump in.

Do we need to know where we're going?

Nope.

Just clearing the cobwebs.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

What's with the 20 questions?

I don't know.

You just seem different.

Yeah, well, I am.

So I thought we should talk about it.

Everyone else is.

Monica included.

Why don't people have anything better to do than to sit around talking shit all

day?

It's a small town.

So people do.

They gossip.

So... What do you want to do about it?

Nothing. How's Monica taking it?

She's not.

I think she's already got one foot out the door.

Sorry.

And I'm sorry about the other night, too.

I don't know what happened. I just... I don't know.

Maybe we should just go.

Or not.

Hey, if we're gonna get blamed for it...

Think

we should be doing this?

Mmm.

you

Oh God.

Oh God.

hmm

Hmm.

Oh, God.

Hey, Monica!

Hey, baby!

Monica!

Monica!

Hey, baby, whose car is that parked out in the yard?

Um, that's... that's Ronnie's car.

Who the fuck is Ronnie? Why is he parked out in my yard?

Uh, she said it was okay.

What the fuck is going on here?

You run... Ronnie, you better get the fuck out of here before I fuck you up.

Ronnie, don't move, okay?

Listen, who the fuck do you think you are coming in here barking orders like

that? This is my house.

I don't give a shit whose house it is.

What's good for the gander is good for the goose.

What's that supposed to fucking mean?

You know what?

Did you think I was that stupid?

Did you think I couldn't smell her on you?

For Christ's sake, Jimmy, I saw this one coming a mile away.

Well, fine, great.

Glad you know.

yourself, you fucking dummy.

Whatever. Yeah, you know what? Don't let that door hit your ass on the way out,

okay?

Fucking whore. You know what? Don't worry, okay? My shit will be packed by

the time you get home.

Fucking leaving your sorry ass. You fucking suck in bed anyway.

You, on the other hand, do not.

Like that? Yeah, like that.

Fuck the other guy, baby. He doesn't know what he's missing.

Can you put your nose on my belly?

I'd love to do it, baby.

You must have flown here. You better slow down, mister. You're going to get

yourself a ticket.

I haven't even finished making this stuff yet. I wasn't expecting you for

like... Good.

Because I was hoping this was going to be a surprise.

Oh, my God.

Brian. I'm home.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Fred.

I'm never going to leave you again.

I promise.

You said you were dead.

But I'm here now.

That's all that matters.

But how?

Why?

It's all just a big mix-up. I got shot, and then I don't know what happened.

You know what? I don't care.

All that matters is I'm here with you, here, now.

Brian, but these things weren't... I know, baby.

It's okay.

I'm here.

I'm never leaving again.

What is it, baby? What's wrong?

Baby... I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Right.

Surprise.

Fuck.

Yeah.

That's what I was just thinking.

You were supposed to be... Let me guess, dead?

Yes. No, no, I mean... I'm sorry to be the one to fucking disappoint everybody.

All right, it's not like that.

Oh, I see just how it's like.

You can go fuck yourself.

Both of you.

You two fucking deserve each other.

And give my fucking keys.

Nice flower.

Thanks for looking out, bro.

All right.

Yeah, man.

They were all the way in the back in Make Out Alley.

It was a shitty movie, too, so, um... You know.

Yeah.

I got it.

You know, they tried to play all innocent.

It was no big deal.

I was gonna kick his ass right there on principle alone, but...

Bet that beer's tasting pretty good to you about now,

huh?

Oh, yeah.

Here's to having you back home.

Yeah. To being back home.

Fan-fucking-tastic.

Man, I was going crazy around here without you.

I'm going to head out for a little while.

Grab a little air.

Yeah, you want me to ride with you?

No, it's okay. I think I'm just going to grab a couple beers. I'll be back in a

little while.

Hey man, don't get in any trouble when you're out there, right?

What do you think of it?

So I'm in Iraq, fighting for I don't know what.

Killing people I don't even know who the fuck they are.

I'm getting shot by someone I never even see.

Then I'm in the hospital for a month.

It's like all I'm thinking about is coming back to her.

Meanwhile, she's back here fucking my best buddy.

I mean, is that fucked up or what?

Oh, poor baby.

I feel horrible for you.

You want another dance?

Yeah, you know what?

I do.

I want a bunch of fucking dancers.

I want you hanging out all night.

You won't leave me, will you?

Never, baby.

Never. I love a man in uniform.

I don't like that other fucking whore.

You know, you kind of remind me of her.

Are you calling me a whore?

No, I'm not.

Just, you know, you just look a lot like her.

Oh, yeah?

Is she pretty?

Very.

You know, you have the same nice little titties as her.

Same cute little ass.

Really?

But your pussy tastes as good, too.

Better.

So how long has it been, baby?

Huh?

Way too long.

Well... Come on, you fucking grunt.

Get over here and eat it.

Just give it a little taste.

I won't tell anyone.

Fuck me with your tongue.

Come on, baby.

Come on, little soldier boy.

Oh shit.

Oh

shit.

um um

I'm gonna spray that damn fuck all over my

face.

Okay.

Mm-hmm

Oh, okay.

Thank you.

let me see that microphone

No.

Oh shit Fuck you

Oh my god, yeah, that's it.

Just like that.

Yeah.

Oh God.

Oh, fuck

it, here it comes.

Hey.

Hey, soldier boy.

Wake up.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Well, that will be 120 bucks you owe me.

Uh, you're short.

I mean,

how are we supposed to know?

We would have never done this, had we known that.

Do you think we should lay low for a while?

What do you mean?

I just... I don't want to make things worse than they already are.

Baby, I don't think we could.

Hey, Jimmy!

Come on out here, you two-faced fuck! We got some unfinished business to take

care of.

Apparently I spoke too soon.

Come on, pussy boy!

Come down here and take your lumps like a man!

Fuck this guy, man.

Jimmy, don't. Baby, stay there.

Come on down here, pussy boy!

I got a couple things I want to show you I learned in Iraq.

Yeah, what's that going to do?

Get down here.

Get a little bit of that payback.

I hear it's a real bitch.

That was for the first time you fucking kissed her. You remember that?

I bet you fucking do.

Burned in your brain.

She's a real good kisser, isn't she?

Brian, you're drunk, dude. Go home.

Not yet, buddy.

I still got plenty more getting even to do.

Come on.

That one was for the first time you fucked her.

So you coming down here or what?

Yeah, like I'm gonna come down there with you waving a bat around, tough guy.

Oh, I'm fucking waving, all right. I'm waving.

Come on, man. Shit.

Brian, stop it. This isn't gonna make things any better.

You know what?

You might be right.

Then again...

You might be fucking wrong.

That's it.

I'm calling the sheriff.

Yeah, you know what?

Tell him what a little fucking whore you are while you're at it.

You fucking bitch.

Don't worry, I'll be back, brother.

Well, well.

Look at what we got here.

You know, I heard you were back in town.

In the flesh.

Glad to see you're not dead.

Well, you're about the only one.

Poor baby.

Feeling a little left out?

I was wondering when you were going to come scratching on my door.

Turnabout's fair play.

That's what they say.

Well, soldier, what are you going to do about that?

Yeah, hello?

Hey, Jimbo.

Guess where I am right now.

Come on, dude. Guess. You'll never guess.

Do you know what time it is?

Yeah, you fuck. Payback time.

Come on, dude. Guess.

Brian, I don't really care.

Oh, no. Come on. Oh, is that her?

Oh, fuck yeah, perfect. Put me on speakerphone.

No.

Put me on fucking speakerphone, you little fuck.

Okay, fine.

Alright, tell us where you are, hotshot, so we can all go back to bed.

Fuck that, how did you guess? I'm in bed right now.

But you'll never guess who's with me.

Surprises.

Hey, baby.

Long time no see.

That's right, Jimbo.

Me and Monica got to talking.

Well, she was telling me what a lying little prick you are.

I was telling her what a slutty little whore Sarah was.

Well, before we knew it, I was balls deep in her, dude.

Who knows?

Brian, I don't care.

Oh, no, dude. Come on. How can you not fucking care?

I mean, this is some of the best fucking pussy I've ever had.

She sucks cock like nobody's business

I just don't think you did him any justice.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck, his cock feels so fucking amazing.

Fuck you, bitch.

Okay, I'm hanging up. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Jimbo.

I was just about to fuck her in the ass.

And I know you don't want to miss that, dude.

Dude, what is his problem right now?

Well, that was fun.

You ain't seen nothing yet.

You

gonna

fuck my ass now?

Get it nice and ready for your cock.

Oh, yeah.

Fucking clown.

Fucking clown.

Fucking clown.

Huh?

Give me that cock.

That fucking cock.

Get the shit out of it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Fucking bury it in there.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Yeah,

you fucking bury it.

Oh yeah.

I fucking love getting my fucking ass pounded.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Boom!

Oh yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

My head is fucking killing me. Yeah, I could imagine.

You definitely tied one on, that's for sure.

What are you leaving?

Yeah, I got to get over to the store.

There's two job things really starting to kill me.

You want to get together later?

Brian, I like you.

I really do.

But I just don't think this whole thing would work out.

Too much baggage, you know?

I mean, besides that, I'm definitely not ready for anything steady yet.

But it's been fun.

I really needed this.

I had a great time.

I think you did too.

Bluff a little steam, you know?

Yeah.

Listen, take a shower, freshen up, do whatever it is you have to do.

But just promise me you're going to be out of here before the maids get in, all

right? I don't need any shit for using the room.

Come on, don't be like that.

Okay?

It's been fun.

Can you give me a kiss goodbye?

Don't worry, we'll get together soon, I promise, okay?

Just not now.

I gotta get to work, I don't wanna be late.

I'll be seeing you, okay?

The fuck are you still doing here?

Hey, bro, I told her to get her skanky ass out of here.

Don't you listen?

Donnie, back in the house.

Bro, are you serious?

Donnie, back in the house.

Sorry

about

that.

I guess it runs in the family.

I'm sorry.

About everything.

No, I think I'm the sorry one.

I just wish we could do it all over again, you know?

Well, I don't think that's an option anymore.

So, what do you want to do now?

There's much we can do.

We talked a lot that day.

About her.

About me.

About war.

How being over there had changed me.

We talked about the mistakes we both made.

We laughed a bit.

Cried a bit.

But in the end, we knew things would never be the same again.

We'd never be together.

I heard her and Jimmy broke up a couple months later.

Don't really know why.

Don't care.

I thought about calling her, but I never did.

As for me, I'm just trying to get on with my life.

Donnie and Charlie threw me a little welcome home party, and I went back to

the garage.

Was all I really knew.

So I guess, all in all...

Not really much had changed.

I'm just a little emptier inside.

Charlie told me that was normal.

That war does that to a man.

I didn't like it.

Thank you.