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She's really excited.

Oh, yes, she can't wait to meet you either mom No, she's not a vegan

you can cook whatever you'd like she's got a very adventurous palate Thinking

mid-afternoon if traffic's not a fucking night if if traffic's not a nightmare

oh

She is

All right, well, great, great.

How is she feeling?

Is she doing okay?

Oh, okay, all right, so from Europe.

Okay, so she had a great trip there?

Yep, awesome.

Yep, no worries, Mom.

Okay.

You bet. Yep, I'll see you soon, Mom.

That was Mom.

Your mom?

Seemed to be your mom, too.

I love how old-fashioned you are.

She can't wait to meet you.

She's pulling out her old chicken marsala recipe.

She wanted to know if you were vegan.

Well, these days you do have to ask. Let's see.

Celine's gonna be there too.

Your sister?

Oh.

Yeah, she just got back from Europe.

She's out there doing whatever it is she does.

Smoking cigarettes in French cafes.

Affecting a rehearsed indifference.

Right. Who provides the money for all of these fantasy excursions of hers anyway?

I mean, you have to work.

Your mom has to work.

How does your unemployed sister get to jet-set around the world like some

international woman of mystery?

Well, if she told us, it wouldn't be a mystery, would it?

Do you think they'll like me?

Your mom and your sister they will love you. Trust me. You have nothing to worry

about

um oh how are you so good to see you

glad you're home look hi my sweet julia hi how are you oh

i'm so happy to meet you i've heard so much about you i'm saying i've heard so

much about you oh you're beautiful well done you're gorgeous come on in

oh wow

Oh, it's easy.

It's nothing.

Are you sure you don't want me to carry anything?

No. Oh, this is crazy.

How was the drive?

The house looks great.

Oh, thanks, sweetheart.

But I think it's pretty much the same as it was the last time you saw it, isn't

it?

Yeah, but I see the old iron collection is increasing.

Yes, if you haven't figured it out, you're marrying into a family of

eccentrics.

It is a lovely house.

Thank you, sweetheart.

Okay, now, I want to hear all about your wedding plans and how I can be involved

and how I can help and all that other great stuff.

Well, we were thinking the end of summer, maybe mid-September.

Okay.

Yeah, that's when tickets are cheapest for Italy.

You know, she's Italian. She's never been to Italy.

So I think it's time to rectify that.

That's wonderful, Liam.

You know, he's always been so thoughtful.

He was brought up by a bunch of neurotic women, so I think it's kind of a

survival skill.

I guess somebody has to be easygoing in this family.

Yeah, that's me.

Low maintenance.

I know.

I'm actually the high maintenance person in this relationship for the first time

in my life.

Compared to Liam, I'm a drama queen. No, you're not a drama queen.

Compared to Liam, everyone is high maintenance.

Well, sleeping beauty emerges.

You know what, I'm sure she'll be back to say hi. She just takes a few minutes

to wake up.

Selene doesn't really follow our earthly customs.

Selene marches to her own drummer, it's true.

And she's wonderful and we love her for it.

Yeah, I get it. The whole own drummer thing.

Hey, you look great mom. Have you been working out?

Like a reason for all this? No.

Come on.

No.

There's no shotgun on it. Okay.

I was just curious.

Shotgun themed wedding. Not that I wouldn't mind a grandbaby.

You guys are always welcome.

We'll try the being married thing out for a while.

That's a good idea. I think it's going to be a little bit. Oh my God. I can't

believe it. I'm like the worst hostess.

May I bring you some wine? I picked it up at the market this afternoon just for

this occasion.

Is red okay?

I prefer red.

Oh, honey.

I miss you.

She loves you.

She's wonderful.

So comfortable around here.

See, I told you you had nothing to worry about.

Here we are.

Don't make a mess of this.

Here we are.

Cheers.

Mom.

Oh my God.

It's wonderful to meet you. I'm so happy you're home.

Hey.

Hey, darling.

Looks like you started the party without us.

Sorry, we fell asleep.

Jet lag, you know, international flights and all. Really kicks your ass, right,

baby? Right.

We didn't know about that, but sure.

So, where were you staying in Europe?

France mostly, then Italy.

I was going to go to Sweden, but I decided to come back and, you know, help

mom out.

I'm planning to go to Italy for a honeymoon.

Where did you stay?

Do you have any recommendations?

Well, I stayed mostly with friends, so yeah, I don't really have any

recommendations. I mainly just hung out at the museums.

I really love art.

I just went to see the art.

It's so beautiful.

Yeah. I can't wait to go to the museums.

I can't wait to see everything.

Yeah, museums and all the restaurants and stuff. Yeah.

Restaurants, yeah. Do you have any recommendations?

I didn't eat out at all while I was there. The place I was staying was

actually a farm, so they didn't really go out much. We would just get our food

there. We'd go out in the morning and get eggs from the chickens, add

chickens.

We milked our own cows. They had cows there, and we'd milk our own cows and

get our own milk in the morning and stuff.

It was really cool.

Going out to restaurants and stuff was against their religion.

It was just... Against their religion?

Well, she's... I think it's poetic license.

Not really, like, against your religion. It's more like... You know.

Okay. I can't... Uh, speaking of dinner and food, are we gonna

eat? Or... Cause... I'm starving.

Yeah, uh, mom, are you... Sorry.

Do you want, do you want to go, are we going to go out?

What? Are you kidding me?

We're not going out.

Maybe it's a chance to fix my famous chicken marsala.

Let me get you girls a glass, okay?

All right.

I think we should have a toast to Julia.

To Julia. Welcome to the family.

Good luck with all of us.

Isn't that the truth?

That's good. Good line, yeah.

You're good at picking your lines. Lucky today.

So did I tell you guys about the place that I stayed in Italy?

The farm that I was at?

Yeah, a little bit.

Sounds cool.

The cows and all that. Well, what was really cool was that the people that

lived there were actually from France.

It's like a family of scientists.

It's like really cool, really cool people.

Well, we're glad you're back.

I mean, I haven't seen you forever, so.

Well, you know, I mean, I couldn't stay there forever. It was like, you know,

they're trying to create this sort of utopia.

It's like the special name for this kind of society and you know, it's like they

get rid of all kinds of currency.

Everything's just based on trade.

It's really cool.

But you know, it can get a little intense.

You know, they wrote a book about it and it's about how just in all communes,

everything just essentially breaks down over jealousy.

I'm just glad you're here.

Isn't it nice for us to all be together?

Yeah. It's been a while.

It's nice to see you, Liam. It's been a while. Always good to have friends.

Cheers to friends!

Also, yes.

Cheers!

Sisters.

Then Julia.

So where have you been?

Have you traveled anywhere?

I actually haven't done much traveling.

I really stuck around town.

Got myself busy.

I'd like to, though.

You know, my friends in Italy said that your life never really starts until

you've had an adventure.

Like a real adventure.

You know, I mean, the interesting thing about the past is that, you know, people

used to actually have adventures.

There are a lot of stories of people that, 12 years old, left home, became

cabin boys on ships, sailed around the world.

Makes you feel kind of stupid when you haven't done anything, you know?

Come on.

People do different things at different times.

It has to do with money and situations, circumstances.

Not everybody can just... I just know if I had been free to do whatever I wanted

from the time I was young, I probably would have done a lot more.

People don't have obstacles and hurdles in their way.

I think that's great for you.

And here you are. You have traveled quite a bit, apparently. Yeah, I have.

That's great.

Well, tell them where you're going to go for your honeymoon.

I think I told you we were going to Italy.

What's intriguing to you about Italy? I mean, it's like everyone kind of wants

to go to Italy. It's just like one Italian.

It was Liam's idea.

So she could go to her homeland.

I think that's so sweet.

Her homeland.

So how many generations ago did your family come over?

Their parents.

Their parents. They speak Italian?

Yes, they do.

Do you?

Of course.

No, we don't.

Why didn't you ever learn?

I spoke it when I was younger, but it sort of left me. I know it's a cool

thing here and there.

Right, so where did you say you were going to live after you get married?

Did you say?

Well, no, I haven't really, I don't know, thought that far ahead.

Liam was just saying he's thinking about going back here.

Well, yeah.

Be supportive and hang out.

Close enough, yeah, to hang out.

Selena has some interesting stories.

Yeah, she's always been the storyteller in the family.

She's very expressive.

Are they true?

I mean, the story about the family on the farm figuring out the secrets of the

universe.

She hangs with some interesting people.

So, who knows?

The world's a strange place.

Yeah. Yeah, it is.

Don't lie to me. I know you're lying to me. You're always coming up with this

bullshit. I'm always coming up with bullshit.

You're just jealous. You've cheated on me before. What's the meaning of

cheating on me? These are always stories. You were gone for six months.

So what, dude?

I hear from other people that things are happening between you and me. You're

lying.

They're lying.

They're lying. Really.

Like you've never lied to me.

You didn't tell us anything.

How dare you talk about that shit here? What's that whole story? I told you.

How could your son look over and say anything?

Yeah, but you are a girl. Oh my god.

That's right.

Yeah,

that's why I put you on you, okay?

You did. I knew you did.

I read it.

Seriously?

hmm hmm

Hello.

um um

um um

Except him, pretty.

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Hey. I'm gonna go for a run.

Okay. Okay.

Yay.

That looks good.

What you're cooking?

It's just a little omelet.

I love omelets.

Do you... Do you want one? I can make you one.

No, thanks. I'm fasting.

You're looking at me like, this girl's crazy.

And she's telling me she's fasting and she's sitting here eating.

I was gonna say.

Where's my brother?

He's out for a run.

Hmm.

However the health nut.

He has his beer and potato chip moments.

I know.

I grew up with him.

Right. Of course.

Did you sleep well last night?

Me?

Yeah. The bed's very comfortable.

I hope we didn't wake you up.

Who?

Charlie and me.

We got in a fight last night right outside your window.

I'd hate to think we disturbed you.

No.

No, it was fine Good.

I'm glad.

So I don't know how serious it is, but I've got to get down there right now. Is

there a nurse at the hospital with her? Yeah, yeah. She's the one who called the

ambulance. She followed her down there. She called me.

Well, we'll take you. We'll take you right now. I've just got to get Julia.

You know what? We just met the girl. You don't have to bring her down to the

hospital. It's just not fair to drag her into the middle of our family shit.

Okay, no, I'll just go.

We're just going to take her.

What's going on, guys?

Everything okay?

So well my grandma probably had a stroke Today, so we have to get

down there my mother. It's my mom So we're just gonna

go down to the hospital and I don't know we'll probably be there overnight Well,

I can come with you guys

You know, maybe that might not be such a bad idea. You know, if she goes with

her, because we could be sitting there all night. I don't know what's going on,

hon. I don't know how long we're going to have to be there. I don't even know

what's going on.

Well, I mean, do you want to stay here with Celine?

Well, I don't want to come in with you.

No, no, I want her to stay here. I'll take care of her while you guys go see

Grandma. Okay.

Well, okay.

Thanks, Celine.

All right, listen, we better hit the road. I want to get there before the

rush hour traffic starts. Yeah, that's fine.

Okay, bye. Thanks, guys.

I'll call you in the morning.

Okay.

Good luck.

So, I invited a few friends over. I was going to have a party tonight.

A party?

What for?

Well, I mean, we have the place alone all to ourselves all night. What do you

want to do? Just sit around and do nothing?

It just seems a little strange to have a party when your grandma's in the

hospital. It's not like we're celebrating that.

Look, one thing has nothing to do with the other. Grandma's old.

Old people have strokes.

Well, who would you invite?

I won't know anyone.

Well, you know me.

We're going to be sisters, remember?

Did you bring any hot little dresses or did you need to borrow one from me?

I have something.

Yeah.

Good. We're going to have some fun.

They're here.

No, yes

And then there was like a line in the bathroom and she started to like put on

this rubber glove and she started to like...

Truth or dare?

Uh-oh.

Oh my god.

Okay, fine.

Dare. I'm kind of scared of what you're going to come up with, though.

Okay, I dare you to put some of that lipstick on me and

then let me put it on you.

Uh-oh.

Okay. That's a great idea.

I'm a little buzzed, so if I mess up, I'm sorry.

Can I take a picture?

This is very romantic.

Is it?

It looks good on me.

I'm doing you, I'm doing you. Here, okay.

Keep a steady hand.

Here we go, here we go.

Yeah, your lips are a lot fuller than his.

Yeah, I'm gonna put it on you.

You're gonna put it on me? Okay, I'm ready.

She already knows I'm gonna kiss her too, right? I know!

I thought she was totally stuck.

There's nothing cuter than girls kissing girls.

Nothing sexier.

I like these kids.

I'm feeling uncomfortable.

It tastes like licorice.

Hey,

I thought we were playing a game here.

So does Jinx want to turn?

Of course.

I'm getting excited.

You're a rough night of sex.

Watching is fun, but I mean... What were you looking at while you were getting

excited?

Nothing.

Hmm.

I dare you to fuck Monique. What?

Oh my god.

Oh. Come on, guys.

That's like a double dare.

You want me to fuck this bitch, huh?

Yes.

I want to watch this.

It's about to get real.

You would be such an awesome geek.

I hope they're really going to do it. It's going to stop any second.

Watch them.

Oh, hell.

Yeah.

Whoa.

um um

I just want to rub it over you.

Oh god, you're so sweaty.

Oh, no.

Ooh.

Ha ha ha.

Wow.

Fucking nails feel amazing.

Oh my god.

Okay.

Oh my goodness.

Oh, God.

I can scratch my nose

Thank you.

Bye, beautiful.

I love you.

See you guys later. I'm going to go take care of this.

All right, be good.

All right, you guys be safe.

Who's driving?

Not me.

Mwah!

Help me up.

Yeah.

Do you really love my brother?

Yeah, of course.

He's great.

Yeah, he is.

He's dependable.

One of those people you can really depend on.

Dependable Liam.

But you need more than that.

I don't know what I need.

Everything's turned upside down in my mind right now.

Everything.

That means you're alive.

I just slept with my future sister-in-law.

I felt connected to you the minute I saw you.

Didn't you feel it?

Mommy?

Oh.

Talking. Hey.

Hi.

Hey, I tried to call you last night. Did you conk out early?

Yeah.

Yeah, I conked out early.

How's your mom?

It's, well, it's not great.

It's not as bad as it could be, but it's not great.

It was a stroke, but...

No major nerve damage.

She's going to be in there for a week or two.

Never a dull moment around here, huh?

What next, huh?

I made you your favorite broccoli, Rich.

Oh,

thank you.

Oh God, I hope mom's doing okay tonight, you know?

I got a call from a nurse and they said that it hasn't gotten any worse, you

know? So, I don't know. I hope, I hope, I hope she gets better.

Well, you know, I guess it's just time.

Time.

Everything needs time, right?

Everything needs time to get better.

I'm sorry. I'm not really feeling very well. I think I'm going to go lay down.

It's lovely. Thank you so much.

I'm so sorry, honey.

Oh, nothing.

If there's anything I can get you, let me know.

Well, I've got to be on the horn with New York Tuesday morning, so

if... We're out of here tomorrow night. We can just cruise right through, I

figure, and just the trip will be just as fast as it was on the way here, you

know?

Julia?

Do you want to tell me what's going on?

What do you mean?

You have been acting really weird since me and Mom got back from the hospital.

Did something happen while we were gone?

Did, I don't know, did Celine say anything weird to you?

I'm just, I'm just a little confused right now, that's all.

Confused about what?

I don't know, different things.

I just, I need to think.

What did Celine say to you?

Did she say some things about our family that upset you?

No, she didn't say anything bad.

It's just that we spent some time together, talking.

There's some things that came up.

There's some things that came up that were kind of... Well,

she sort of made me think about things that I've never really thought about

before.

Julia, there's something you should know about my sister.

What the fuck, Mom?

I just, I don't feel good.

I don't want to take him. I can't feel anything when I take him. I don't feel

good.

I don't know how I feel.

She's going back to the hospital.

Her doctor's on his way over.

Back to the hospital?

That's where she was the last six months.

Not in Europe.

My mom didn't want to embarrass her, so we just said...

Mom didn't expect her to be home this soon, but they released her and I said

she was okay.

What's wrong with her?

Where do I begin?

Is she... So she's crazy?

She's got some challenges.

My poor mom.

What a weekend.

Liam, honey, the doctor said to bring her in. Can you help me get Celine into

the car?