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It's Ben Nova here and first I need to introduce you to my new friend Kieran.

He's going to help us all out today.

Now, you're probably thinking to yourself, Ben, why are you sitting there

with such a smug grin on your face?

Well, I'll tell you why.

You know when you're in Florida, Miami specifically, and you're at some high

school football match and you're looking at all these right fit women on the

touchlines with their beautiful, tanned, firm bodies.

And I'm not talking about the cheerleaders. No!

I'm talking about Miami Soccer Mums. Miami Milfs. Miami Milfs. See, he's

making his own lines up already.

And you're also probably thinking to yourself, well, Ben, why are you talking

about Miami Soccer Mums unless you've got one who's come over from Miami to be

extremely rude in your presence? Well, you know what?

We have.

But then you knew that already.

She's maybe 44, but boy, is she fit and horny. She's an ex-Playboy model. She's

taken some time off, but she's back.

And this time it's serious. She's going to show us just exactly how fucking sexy

she is. Will you please welcome Demi Dillia.

So, Demi's come all the way over from Miami to see us. And she's just going to

show us exactly how horny she is.

Very, very horny.

So, if you ever want to see a Playboy centrefold getting really down and

dirty, Demi, this is the place.

I don't know why I did that stupid accent there.

So, I just want a camera to just linger on you just so you can see how...

Thank you.

Hmm.

This is just a support actually, wait till you get to the main event.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Fuck you.

Just come around here man. Just stick your fucking big cock in that cunt.

Stick your legs right back.

Hold your cunt. Hold your fucking cunt wide.

You ready for cock?

Go on. Oh my God.

It's not even all the way in yet, Kieran.

I know.

It's for you to stick your fucking cock right in. Go on, stick it. Just plunge

it right in. Oh God.

Are you ready? Are you ready?

Oh shit.

Oh that is fucking beautiful.

Hold your feet on there.

Put them right there together.

Yeah.

in too deeply.

Go on, stick it right in, Kiri. Go on, stick it right in.

Fucking sock-a-mum cunt.

Fuck.

Don't give me so much cheering from the fucking touchline.

Oh, God.

Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

Go on, turn around. Turn around and do it the other way. I want to see those

fucking tits bouncing up and down.

Fucking motherfucker.

That's it.

That's it, baby. You're gone.

That's it.

first playboy centerfold with them

That's it.

That's it.

Go on, Kieran. You know what to do.

You know what to do, boy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Just fucking shoot your nose all over her fucking cunt. Oh, God.

Fucking dirty sock among cunts.

Sponk-tastic!

So if you're in Miami and you fancy checking out some hot, sexy soccer

mums, Demi's your girl.

Okay, so baby, you had a good time?

I had a good time. Fantastic time.

There's nothing more to say!

Give us a kiss goodbye!

We'll see you next time, Kieran. We love you. Demi Delia, ladies and gentlemen.

What a little babe.

We'll see you next time on Bend Over's Yummy Mummies.

Hooray!