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There you go. That looks very nice. Let me see some leg.

Okay. Tilt your head back.

Beautiful. Okay. Put the leg out a little bit. There you go.

Okay. Step back a little bit.

Okay. You're looking very sweet. Very sweet.

That looks good. Okay.

One more smile.

That looks good.

Okay. Let me see some more leg.

Okay. Pull up your bathing suit bottom a little bit. Okay. Move back more. A

little more. A little more.

Okay. Smile for me a little bit. Is this okay? Move it more.

Okay.

Much better. Thank you. Okay.

Go back. Look at your head.

Looks good. Very nice. Okay. Smile.

There you go.

Put your leg back just a half foot there.

Okay. Another half step back. Just a half step back.

Be looking at me. Be smiling.

There you go.

Very nice. You're looking real good, Ann. Real good. Okay. Just a little bit

more. Step back a little more. Okay.

Just a little further back.

Looks good.

Let's see a smile.

Start balancing. Just balance. Looking back.

Okay, let's do it a little bit again.

I was cruising alone on the edge of the night when

the rest of the world disappeared out of sight.

I had to slow down my heart, close my eyes for a while,

check my image and go for the ride

in France.

She was desperately dumb, as far as I can

recall, with a face much too big.

And a dress far too small, she was talking to me.

With her hips and her mask, had to ask if she cared

for a dance.

In that dress, some lovers are grooving

this romance.

She was throwing the dice In a game that

I lost As the tears turned to ice Left unknown on

the floor What is love after all?

Are you kidding me? They're all over the place.

Yeah.

Yeah, no kidding.

Yeah. Mr. Delage is on line two.

Oh, shit. I gotta go.

Ah, Leon. Hi.

Jack. How's it going down there?

Uh, just getting ready for casting, sir. I don't want any screw-ups.

Don't worry, sir. I can assure you they're not gonna be any. I don't want

any assurances, Denton.

And I don't want any complications.

Look, you're not a kid anymore.

I want those girls in the magazine, not in your bed.

I run a class act. Do you hear me?

Yes, I hear you, sir.

You know me, Jack.

I'll show up unannounced.

And if I find even the smallest hint of trouble, I'll rake your butt over the

coals. Do you hear me, Denton? I hear you, Mr. DeLodge.

All right, then.

Goodbye, Jack.

Nervous? Yeah, you could say that. I'm Ursula. And Kelly.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too. Good luck. You too.

Good afternoon, ladies.

I'm Jack Denton, the art director of Swimwear Illustrated Magazine.

I'd like to introduce you to three very fine people.

This beautiful lady standing is Anissa Cronin.

She's our stylist.

Pat Brown's our makeup artist.

Ace photographer, Brian Michael.

Now, as you probably know, Swimwear Illustrated is the number one selling

swimwear magazine in North America.

Every issue is filled with beautiful women.

And every year, one very lucky girl is selected as our swimwear illustrated

cover girl.

Now, what we're looking for is very simple.

Models that fit the image of our magazine.

Women that are fit, healthy, and beautiful.

And believe me, from what I see today, that's not going to be a problem.

Now, five of you will be featured in our swimsuit issue.

And because it's our 15th anniversary issue, our cover girl will get a very

special bonus.

$100,000.

All right,

ladies. Go into the next room and put on your swimsuits. You have about five

minutes.

Hey, can you believe it? A hundred grand?

Damn, I brought that suit.

Oh, here, I have an extra.

Yeah, you can borrow mine. Thanks.

This is what I was like, see?

Howdy. Howdy.

Look at that.

Whoa.

This is the life, huh, Jackie boy?

I think we found ourselves a winner.

You know, we're not going to get rich doing this, but oh, those fringe

benefits. I'm with you.

Ow.

All right, ladies, let's dance.

in this white sand baby i can tell you're looking for a man you got that

little teeny weenie bench cut bikini sitting in the shade just to sit in your

martini you just killing you don't cut no slack i'm gonna give the natives all

a heart attack all the palm trees are smiling on bikini island

You know, it's time for you to lay it on the line. Far from the city, feeling

kind of giddy. It's time to get down to the real nitty gritty.

You're struggling by just giving me the blues in your string bikini and your

high heel shoes.

Everybody here is styling Bikini Island.

I like 4 and 11, but maybe 18.

This is going to be tough. They're all great.

Forget 18.

Shall I have a photograph?

What about 17?

Those are my six favorites. Just take one out. Pat, not 18.

She won't photograph. Okay, fine. That's fine. Not 18. Five.

She has no lips.

Well, numbers 4, 7, 11, 16, and 20 remain. The rest of you are excused. And

again, thank you, ladies, for coming.

Congratulations, ladies.

You're the lucky five who will be in the 15th anniversary issue of Swimwear

Illustrated Magazine.

And now for the good stuff.

Tomorrow, we're taking a cruise ship to the St. Christopher Islands.

So you better keep on your toes.

And... You are?

Kari. Kari Richards.

Kari. That's a beautiful name.

And you?

Tasha Evans.

Tasha.

Firm handshake there.

And you?

Ursula.

Hi. Hi. I'm Nikki.

I bet you are.

And you?

Ann. Nice to meet you. Thanks.

Now. I want you all to get a good night's sleep tonight, all right?

I want to see you bright and early at the dock, 8 a.m. sharp.

And Nisa's got the directions.

I spent half my life waiting for women.

This one of them.

Boss, this boat stinks.

It's a piece of shit.

Waving and smiling.

Luxury cruise ship?

I am so excited.

I didn't sleep in either at all.

Who's missing she's gonna miss the boat there she is Tasha

Yeah? I know, that's going to be wonderful.

I wonder where we're staying.

I wonder where the cabins are.

Ladies, I'm sorry. I know this isn't what you expected.

Believe me, this is not what I expected either.

Obviously, there's been a big Nixon.

But it's only going to be for one night.

And wait until you see the hotel that awaits us on our island.

It's going to blow you away.

Mr. Denton, I was... Jack, all my friends call me Jack, okay?

Okay. Jack, what time are we going to get to the island?

Nine. Nine a.m.

So, um, what do we do now?

Unpack, get some sun.

Do whatever you do on a cruise. Have some fun.

I'll be the queen.

Just a picture perfect.

Oh, yeah. Straight from the pages of a magazine.

Picture perfect.

The finest girl I've ever seen. Picture perfect.

Oh.

So fine.

Gotcha. Gotcha, baby.

Look at me. Make you laugh.

Oh, sexy eyes.

Put you in trance.

She'll blow your mind if you watch her dance.

She's got curves you've never seen.

No, no, no, no.

She's got it all.

I'll be liquid.

She's the picture perfect.

Yeah, that's right.

Sasha, get out of your face.

Annie, look at us, baby.

She's the finest woman that I've ever seen.

Look at me, baby.

She's great from the pages of a magazine.

She's the finest, the finest I've ever seen.

All right, guys.

Let's get out of here. Enough, enough.

No, no, no, no.

She's got it all up in the queen.

She's got picture perfect.

She's straight from the pages of the magazine. Picture perfect.

And she's the finest woman that I've ever seen She's straight from the pages

of a magazine She's the finest, the finest I've ever seen

champagne, sun and water.

Let me get used to this.

I hope you don't miss it too much when I get the cover. Oh, dream on, Taja.

Hey, so what do you guys think about Jack?

He reminds me of my daddy.

Oh, daddy.

Oh, daddy!

You know, I keep having to remind myself it's just work.

Don't ever say I never took any pictures.

It's just paradise, girls.

All right.

Only five-star hotel on the island.

I'm Fran, your humble servant.

Jack Denton, you got reservations for me and my party? Oh, of course, Mr. Denton.

Please, leave your bags.

This way.

This way.

Come on, lady.

You'll be happy to know you're the only tenants in the villas.

You'll have complete privacy.

I can see why.

Well, I don't know.

I think this place is a lot of character.

Yeah, right.

Girls girls, let's have a nice lunch. Okay.

How is everyone today?

This place is disgusting.

Look what daddy's got for you.

You look a little seasick. Are you okay?

All right, here. This will make you feel much better.

Brad made it for you.

Get up.

Oh, get up.

Ooh!

Ooh!

Yeah. Get up!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You, you, you.

And the wig was flying all over the place.

I can't believe that. Enough.

Girls, girls, we're going to start shooting tomorrow, okay? We'll be

shooting around the clock, so I figured, Since this is our only free day, we have

some fun.

What kind of fun?

Well, you remember that beach that we passed on the way up here?

How about going for a little swim?

Yes. Sounds great. Let's go.

Thank you.

This is the life.

Get out.

I hope you plan to wear something over your suits, girls.

I mean, we're not the only ones on this island.

Don't be such a grouch.

And another thing.

I know you're all very liberated and very worldly, but I do think I should

give you one friendly piece of advice.

If you want to make the cover of Swimwear Illustrated, Don't get together

with Jack Denton, right?

Well then, I believe we're all in complete understanding on this matter.

Girl, she really likes it. Got a point there.

I don't have any suntan lotion. I forgot mine.

Here, honey.

You can borrow mine. Thanks.

Anissa, you sure you don't want to come along?

Oh, come on, Anissa. We were just teasing.

No, that's quite all right.

I have some things that I have to get done before tomorrow.

Have fun.

All right. Let's go, girl.

Can you believe they're paying us for this?

Hot sun, warm sand, sure turn me on. Yeah, me too. Come to think of it,

everything turns me on. You are bad.

She's been down kind of a long time, don't you think?

Yeah. Too long.

Where is she?

I can't see her.

Nikki!

Nikki! Nikki!

Sorry, guys.

Hi,

Jack.

Oh, what's wrong? Does your back hurt?

It's killing me. Well, maybe you need a massage.

Well, maybe I do.

What a surprise.

Well, I turned it on, and a bunch of dust came out.

Sounds like a problem with pipes.

Don't worry.

I'm a plumber.

Oh, yeah. Go down lower.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Harder, babe.

Yeah, right there.

You can shower now.

Everything's fine.

Are you sure?

If you'd like, I can stay, just in case it breaks again.

Oh.

No, that's quite all right.

I wouldn't mind.

Good night.

You know, if you need anything, you just call.

Hello?

Frat, is that you?

And I was scared to death.

I was sure someone was in my room.

Maybe it was that weird little guy. The one who runs this place, um, barf or

whatever his name is. Well, that's what I thought.

I mean, he was in my room just five minutes before.

Well, why the hell would you let that little creep in your room anyway?

He fixed my shower.

You crazy woman. You should have called Jack or one of the others.

Believe me, she was safer with Fred.

What, wasn't he?

No. Thank God it was rats or something in my wall.

Oh, good, you're all here.

Why aren't you ready?

It's time to go to location.

Well, it's hard to think about it working five days a week. I'm saving

most my life away for something to eat.

And girlfriends and paying bills got me on the run.

Can't live my life if I can't have my fun. Well, I live so hard. I pay so many

dues. Shut down in the private life. Shut down in the private life.

Every day, the same old thing, I see now and decide.

I gotta pay my bills today, I get my kicks at night.

And girlfriends come easy, that's why I travel low.

I wink my eye, take a love, a kiss, goodbye, hello.

I live so hard, I pay so many dues.

Shot down in the prime of life. Shot down in the prime of life.

Get your hands out of your back. It's not a ball.

Get your hands out. Now, Ben, wait.

Wait, Ben, please. Hold on.

I want to try something. Jack. Hey, wait a minute. Wait. I spent all morning on

my hair. Let go.

Nikki, come here. Come here, come here, come here.

Baby, I want you to be a standout on this issue, okay?

I want you to let Pat cut your hair. No. I want you to let him cut it short,

right to here. No. No, I hate short hair. It'd look awful.

You're not going to look awful.

You're going to look beautiful.

Trust me.

Jackie, I gotta talk to you. What?

Well, Nikki seems to be pretty upset.

I don't care.

Dad, I'm gonna go for a walk. All I'm saying is we might run into a problem.

Girls are funny about their hair. Take a look at their hair.

It's all the same length.

Maybe I could do some witty stuff.

No, maybe I... I'm gonna take a walk.

You look great today.

Do I? Thanks.

You know, you're a very beautiful woman.

Well, thank you.

I was wondering if you had anyone on the mainland.

Why do you ask?

It's kind of embarrassing.

I mean, I don't make it a practice to mix business and pleasure.

You're probably not even going to believe me.

You never know until you try me.

Thank you.

Ladies, we got some great stuff yesterday, but I know we can do even

better.

While we're doing this group thing, listen up. Give me a little sex.

Where's Nikki?

I don't know.

Anyone see Nikki this morning?

We've got to find her. We're running late.

I'll go.

It's going to look bad. We're running late.

Nikki?

Nikki?

Where's Nick?

I think she's gone. I found this on her pillow.

Sorry, Jack, but no way am I going to let anyone cut off my hair.

Thanks, but no thanks. I've gone back to the mainland loving it.

What did I tell you?

Daryl said it's okay. Let's just go on to the beach. We got all four of you.

We'll get some nice shots.

It's okay. It's okay.

Listen, I got plenty of good shots of Nick yesterday, so we use them.

Prepare one day.

Go have some fun.

She's a fool.

Could have been a stand-up.

Let's go.

Something won't let me let go.

There's no place to go deeper.

And I'm down as far as I've been.

I know it's no sin and I pray that you will understand.

I'm doing all I can.

But the things I do, the words are true.

time like glue on my hands or a shining gold band it's adhesive

and i'm stuck in the comfortable love of having someone to

hold when i'm empty

You know, after everything she did to be the cover girl, I can't believe she just

walked like that.

Women don't figure.

Brian, who's next?

Uh, Kari.

Kari, let's go.

Okay, I just did this bikini. What's next?

Next time, plan ahead.

Tasha, you got a couple hours left, baby.

She's one cold fish.

What are you doing?

What does it look like?

You're undressed.

So they can't see?

Yeah, well, I can.

Oh, Ryan, you don't count.

Go to work.

Okay, boss.

City lights getting me down.

Can't let it put me on the ground.

I've got to get away from here.

Find me a place somewhere out there. So I'm heading for the islands.

Where the air is fresh and clean. I'm heading for the islands.

Where I'm gonna see white sandy beaches.

If you want to come with me we'll take a trip across the sea

To a tropical paradise where everything's gonna be so nice. Yes, I'm

heading for the islands.

With the air especially.

I'm heading for the islands.

Cause I like to see white satiny beaches.

Oh yeah. Girls in bikinis.

Let me tell you that.

The sunshine looks so fine out on the beach. Beauty. Oh yes, oh yes.

Where's the anastasia?

I don't know. Well, you gave Pasha a couple of hours.

She's probably back at the hotel.

Oh, yeah.

I'm done.

All right, Pat, I'm ready.

I was cruising alone on the edge of

the mix when the rest of the world disappeared

out of sight had to slow down my heart and close

my eyes for a while to check my image i know

for the right

Hold that. Right there. Uh-huh.

Right there.

Yeah, that's right. Get her against the rock.

Yes.

Move

over a little

bit left.

A little more.

Yeah.

Get her on the rock.

Get her against the rock.

Anissa, go get Tasha. I want her in this too.

I don't think so. Here, read this.

Sorry, guys. Modeling bathing suits isn't for me.

I never felt I had the body for it.

I know you'll have a terrific issue. See you on the mainland. Thanks anyway,

Tasha. Josh!

Not white and white!

See if there are any modeling agencies on the island. If not, call the

mainland. I need to be one of us.

Whatever you say.

All right, girls, get up. Let's go.

Go on. Come on. Let's finish the shots.

Hi. How you doing, buddy? Look at Kari.

Isn't she pretty?

Would you like one?

Okay.

No! Not so fast.

Who is that?

Sweetheart, it's Jack.

Come in.

Hi there.

Hi.

Yeah You

probably

won't believe this but

This is my first time. I mean, with models.

I never mix business with pleasure.

I bet you say that to all the girls.

Pat, give me a little bath music, will ya?

Didn't you ever hear of knocking?

Go find Jack for me, will you?

I don't feel like snooping through all the girls' rooms.

Never stopped you before?

Okay.

I'll get it.

Dad, Anissa wants to talk to you.

Can it wait?

Apparently not.

Come in.

She said it was kind of important.

Yeah, she always says it's kind of important.

All right, I'll go talk to her.

I hope our little talk helped.

Can't just be twins, Pat.

You can say if you'd like.

You wanted to see me?

I called all the also-rans.

Everyone that I reached was booked.

Hey, there's nothing on this island.

I mean, agencies just laughed at me.

Such a pessimist.

Your pride's got plenty of good material.

You've got more than you need for this issue.

It's not your decision.

My guess is you've already made up your mind who's on the cover.

Or wasn't that a business meeting that you were having in Kari's room?

You know, you're a pain in the ass.

I don't know why I even bother bringing you along on these shoots anyway.

Who else would put up with your shit?

Hi, it's me Ben.

I'm back.

No!

No!

My God, Jack, what was that about? You scared the hell out of me.

Everything okay?

Jack.

Oh, no, not another no.

Dear Jack, I should have told you yesterday, but I got called for a movie

and had to split.

I left my makeup kit.

Anissa can handle it. She said that she's done it before.

Sorry, boss. This isn't happening.

This is some idea of a sick joke, right?

Who's the wise ass?

Brian?

Brian, it's you, isn't it? Isn't it, Brian? Brian, it's you.

You're the wiseass.

That's really him, isn't he? Isn't he?

He's here!

We've got a big day tomorrow.

Go back to your rooms and try and get some sleep.

You mean we're still going to be shooting tomorrow?

Of course we're going to be shooting tomorrow.

Now go get some rest.

Yes, Miss Cronin.

Brian,

don't go.

Well, what are you going to do?

What do you mean, what are we gonna do? You're gonna double his makeup. That's

what you're gonna do. Me?

Yes, you!

You got a problem with that? Not really.

Need we discuss a major increase in salary here?

Not now, huh?

Go to bed.

Brian, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

We've got enough good shots for a great issue. I just don't want to get caught

in a bind. Jack, you've got nothing to worry about. We've got some good stuff

here. We'll do the rest of the shots with Ann, Ursula, and Kari.

Personally, I think they're the best.

What are you looking for?

I'm looking for some pictures.

What pictures?

I had some 8x10s here. I have them right here.

What?

This place is haunted.

What if they didn't just leave?

What if something happened to them?

What if that guy, Frab... What if he's done something?

That weirdo? No.

He's harmless.

Hey, look at it this way. With Nikki and Tasha gone, our chances are that much

better. That's a terrible thing to say.

She's right, though.

Don't tell me it hasn't crossed your mind.

Listen to what you guys are saying.

This is just a modeling job.

Yeah, and a hundred grand for the cover.

Nothing is that important.

To you, maybe.

But it means a hell of a lot to me.

Tell you what. If one of us vanishes tomorrow, the other will tell Jack about

that prep break.

Deal?

Deal.

See you tomorrow.

Night.

Who is it?

Hello? Is anybody there?

Who's there?

Jack? Jack?

I'm here.

Jack, where are you?

I have a little surprise for you

Jen?

Hello?

Is anybody there?

I just... I just wasn't gonna do nothing!

I'm going back to your house.

Where's Anissa and Kari? I don't know. I haven't seen them since last night.

Where's Kari?

Oh, come on.

Dear Jack, sorry to leave you another note, but it worked for the others.

I know I could never handle being runner-up.

You have two real winners to choose from.

I'd never have made it. Thanks anyway. Love and... Hey,

what about me? Just keep an eye on him.

Annie? Annie, where are you going?

Be back in a minute.

Look, I don't know what the hell is going on here, but we are losing models

left and right.

We gotta decide right now.

Is it Ursula or Ann?

It's decided.

It's her.

And we're gonna have to watch her like a hawk.

I don't want her running back to the mainland on some lame excuse like all

the others.

You got that?

Brian, we're the models.

They were here just a minute ago.

Hey, Jack.

Maybe you might want to keep this as a little memento, huh? Delusion.

Anissa, get the girls!

Okay.

Congratulations, Anne.

You made it.

You're the cover girl.

I heard them talking over there.

They were deciding between you and me.

Personally, I think they made the wrong choice, don't you?

Where are the others?

I guess I'm a sore loser.

I figured with you and the others out of the way, well, then they'd have to

choose me.

I mean, who else would there be?

What?

This meant everything to me.

And now I've lost.

Everything. And you too, Annie.

You've lost everything too.

I got you now, Anne.

Why don't you just save me the trouble and jump? Please let me go.

Please.

Anne, I'm... I'm relieved that you're feeling better.

You're... Leon Delage.

Oh, from Summer Illustrated.

Yes. Yes, and that model Ursula, she was very sick, disturbed.

And Anne, I am terribly sorry for all the trouble that you've gone through.

Oh, thank you, but it wasn't the magazine's fault.

i'm very glad to hear you say that because i have a surprise take a look

huh swimwear illustrates model for the year huh a hundred grand to go with that

and what about the the bone arrow i mean it's oh no no no no wait until you read

the story inside the bikini island swimsuit massacre we've already sold the

movie rights and you my dear are going to star in the film you stick with us

and the sky's the limit and there's some people outside want to see you shall we

let them in sure all right come on in ladies and gentlemen

Get your hair, honey. Get your hair.

Get your

hair.

Miss Kelly, you are the most beautiful woman.

Miss Kelly.

Miss Kelly.

Let me ask you a question.

Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question.

You are so gorgeous, honey.

You are so beautiful.

Thank you.

10 legs of white sand.

Baby, I can tell you're looking for a man. You got that little teeny weenie,

French cut bikini.

Sitting in the shade just to sip in your martini.

If that's killing you, don't cut no slack.

You're going to give the natives all a heart attack.

All the palm trees are smiling on Bikini Island.

Looking good, looking fine. You know it's time for you to lay it on the line.

You're far from the city, feeling kind of giddy. It's time to get down to the

real nitty gritty.

You're starting by just giving me the blues in your spring bikini and your

high heel shoes.

Everybody here is styling Bikini Island.

Work is over now, it's time for you to have some fun.

Tell them you ain't friendin', you're just friendin' with a native son.

Ten legs, white sand.

Baby, I can tell you're looking for a man. You got that little teeny weeny,

bitch cut bikini.

Sitting in the shade just to sip in your martini.

You're dressed to kill and you don't cut no slack.

You're gonna give the natives all a heart attack.

Everybody here is styling on Bikini Island.

Bikini Island.

Bikini Island.

Bikini Map Pilot!