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Do you want my back, will you?

Thanks.

Another summer.

Another day watching our boyfriends play football.

I'm so bored.

Do you really think it's exciting sitting here watching them show off?

Yeah, sort of.

We've got to get a life.

Do you mind finishing my back first?

What are we going to do?

You're not going to summer school.

I'm not going to summer school.

What are we going to do?

Hey, maybe we should get jobs.

Whoa. When did getting a life turn into getting a job?

Look at those show-offs.

How'd you like that, baby?

Here they come.

Hi, guys.

You guys look great out there.

Yeah, you've looked really good for about the past four hours.

Hey, practice makes perfect.

So, uh, we still on for tonight?

Your house?

Well, I was kind of hoping we could go see a movie or something.

Come on, hon. I was feeling kind of, you know, romantic.

Don't confuse romantic with cheap.

Hey, we'll all go to your house.

Hey, why don't you take a breather and sit down? Yeah, talk to us.

Can't, babe. We're going to run down to the pier and back. Watch our ball, will

you? Hey, why don't I run with you?

No, babe.

We won't be long, really.

No,

Hyna. We won't take long, really.

Daryl is such a jerk.

Yeah, I know.

I don't know why you'd go out with him.

Well, time to get a little bit more sun.

Carrie?

No one's around.

It's alright.

Give me the lotion.

Thank you.

I hate tan lines.

Me too.

Sun feels so good.

I just hope nobody sees us.

There's nobody around here.

Gotta learn to relax.

I'll relax when I know what we're gonna do this summer.

Excuse me.

Jesus. Nobody around here.

Get an eyeful, buddy?

Are you Kim Taylor?

Then I've got something for you.

Who are you?

I'm your grandfather's attorney.

He died over a month ago.

Yes, I know. I'm the executor of his will.

He had a will?

Well, he didn't have much, but whatever he had, he left to you.

How much?

Well, it's not money.

Well, then what is it? His business.

He had a drive-in theater outside of L.A.

in Copperfield County, and it's all yours now.

What am I supposed to do with a drive-in? Well, that's entirely up to

you, Miss Taylor.

He simply instructed me to give you the business.

You'll find all the papers are in order there.

Good luck to you both, and good day to you. Thank you.

Thanks a lot.

What am I supposed to do with my granddad's driving?

Who cares? Let's go check it out.

What does it look like? Won't waste my time shifting foreign gears.

It's an ancient janky formula that's been working for years.

Give me a big V8 of American speed.

I'm cruising Route 66 and doing what I feel.

Big black Cadillac.

Got a plush interior like a hotel room.

I got the radio on, I'm cranking Elvis tunes.

Ho, ho, ho.

Oh, see now I don't want to sit in any fucking seats.

I got a nasty little girl who likes to sit next to me.

Big black Cadillac.

Take it.

Oh, I remember watching movies from that playground.

My granddad used to push me on the swings.

Well, it doesn't look like this driving gets much use lately.

Come on.

No, it's all locked up and they didn't give me any keys.

Excuse me.

We don't open for a couple of hours yet. Do you work here?

Yeah.

I'm Kim Taylor, Sam Taylor's granddaughter.

Well, that's great.

Sam's granddaughter.

Well, I'm Oscar.

I'm the projectionist here.

And what are you doing here?

Well, apparently I own the place.

The papers are in the car.

Wow.

Well, you might be needing this.

Now that you're here, things will be running much better.

I remember this place was my granddad's pride and joy.

At least it was somebody's pride and joy.

And it's all yours now.

It's all mine.

What do you mean it's all hers?

Harry.

Well, you see, boss, it's like this.

I've been thinking that the old man must have left that place to her in his will.

Will? What will? I never heard of any will.

We're just as surprised as you, boss.

I don't know why you idiots were supposed to check this thing out.

We did, Harry.

We checked it out.

Yeah, we checked it out. I didn't know he had a granddaughter.

I'm sorry.

Me too. I'm sorry too.

Well, that makes three of us. I'm sorry I ever let you boneheads try to handle

this thing.

But, boss... I'm in the middle of a huge deal. We're talking super mall.

I've got every inch of land in my pocket.

Every inch but that goddamn drive-in. And do you know why?

Because that old man wouldn't sell me that piece of shit.

So do you know what I did?

Carl, Harry, you know what I did?

I turned to the Lord.

I prayed.

I prayed for that old bastard to die.

And he did.

And then it was all mine. But I didn't know about any will.

Why didn't I know about a will?

Because we didn't tell you?

That's right, Carl.

That's right.

I'm glad to know you're not totally brain dead.

We'll get the land back for you.

I hope so, Harry.

I really hope so.

Because if I don't, I may start praying again.

Capisce?

I don't get it.

You don't want to.

Cigar, Harry?

Boss. How about you, Carl? Would you like a cigar?

Harry, do I want a cigar?

No. No, thanks, Mr. Winston.

All right, then I'll have a piece of candy. Oh, yes, thank you very much.

You guys are gonna need some help.

Denise! Send Brian in here.

Hey, Dad. Good to see you. Save it.

I want you to do me a favor.

Is it legal?

Is it legal?

Is that what you learn at that fancy college to get smart with your parents?

Dad, I was just kidding.

All right, you may be book smart, but you're not street smart. You're not

street smart like your old man.

Nah, you're like your mother. May she rest in peace.

She was book smart.

Dad, she divorced you. She's alive and well and living in Ohio.

Let an old man have his fantasies.

Okay, boys, lock it up. We got work to do.

Is it legal?

Well,

I don't know about everyone else, but I'll help you, Kim.

The place needs a lot of work.

That's what Carrie told me.

I made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

Daryl, I need all the help I can get.

I don't want to talk about it.

Let's go discuss that offer.

I believe it involved a hot tub.

It's burning, it's fire in your eyes.

The heat of the moment, I'm burning in

disguise.

I can't stop you now, I've been away too long.

No. No.

You heard me. No!

But Daryl, I need your help.

I've seen that old driveway.

There's no way you're going to get that place fixed up.

Besides, it's summer vacation.

I've got things to do.

You better hide till the morning Can't stop it, now I've

been away Don't

Yeah. And now your time has come.

The rush, the fear, you're not alone.

Don't put your finger on the trigger. Yeah.

You've got to get to the point.

But how can you say no? I need your help.

Read my lips.

No.

Look, honey, I've got better things to do with my time.

Oh, really?

Well, why don't you use that time to find a new girlfriend?

Well, maybe I will.

Good. Good!

Fine. Thanks for a great evening.

How can you do this to me?

I give you the best three months of my life.

Yes,

sir. I can say your granddad spent a great part of his life sitting right

where you're sitting.

Did he ever spend part of his life going through the mail?

Well, he didn't really like the business side of things.

But he loved his drive-in, and he loved his movies.

These are all from the bank.

Well, I knew he was a little behind in his lease.

According to this, he was a lot behind in his lease.

We could lose the drive-in.

No.

Mr. Sims, please.

Thank you.

Mr. Sims, this is Kim Taylor, Sam Taylor's granddaughter.

Yes, well, I've inherited his drive-in, and I was going through these bank

notices.

I know it's a lot of money, but there's no way I can raise that kind of money by

Monday.

Please, you've got to help me.

Let me get this straight.

If I don't have the money by Monday, your bank owns the drive-in.

That's just great.

Thanks for your help.

Thanks a lot.

Granddad owes the bank $25,000.

Wow. If I don't have it by Monday, the bank takes back the lease and we lose

the drive-in. But today's Friday.

Yeah. And the next day's Saturday. And then Sunday?

Carrie, we know the days of the week.

I had no idea we had that much trouble.

Tom, come on in.

Where's Susan?

Oh, I think I saw her out in the parking lot.

Hey, Oscar.

Uh, Tom, Susan, I'd like for you both to meet the new owner of the drive-in, Kim

Taylor. Nice to meet you.

Are you related to Mr.

Taylor? I'm his granddaughter.

I'm sorry to hear about him. His death, I mean.

Your granddad was so kind.

He was a good man.

Thank you. Are you going to be running things now?

Well, I was thinking about it, but... We just ran into a little trouble.

Your granddad didn't mention the bank.

I mean, he was always worried about that land developer buying up the place.

What are you talking about?

Well, for the last few months, we've been harassed by this man Winston to

sell the place.

He wants to put up a super mall or something.

And he wouldn't sell it.

Your granddad stood his ground.

I don't think he'd ever sell this place.

Yeah, right.

This place is a real mess.

Oh, it's just a little old.

That's all.

Like me.

You're much better looking than this place.

How much business do you do on a weekend?

Not that much.

How much is not that much?

Well, people don't go to drive-ins anymore. They got their VCRs and their

theaters in malls with 50 screens.

How much?

I'd say about 50 bucks.

Not that much.

It's mostly concession candy and stuff. Susan's a whiz at selling stuff.

I'm not that good. Besides, you're my best customer.

Sounds like you got a sweet tooth.

But it's not for candy.

Oh, Susan and I are just friends. You guys, what are we gonna do?

Well, we gotta clean this place up.

I'll ask some of the sorority sisters to help us.

We need a miracle.

That's thick.

One, two, three.

I don't know what to say.

Hey, who's that?

Can we help you?

Yes please, I'm looking for Kim Taylor.

You're looking at her.

I'm Brian Winston. These are my associates, Carl and Harry.

I'd like to speak to you about your drive-in.

Your father wouldn't by any chance be J.B. Winston?

Yeah, do you know him?

He's the guy trying to buy the place.

Uh, the one putting up the so-called Super Mall.

I came here to talk business.

Well, you can take your business somewhere else, Mr. Winston.

Call me Brian.

Goodbye, Mr. Winston.

Look, lady, we're getting tired hanging around here, so why don't you listen to

our offer?

You're about to lose this dump anyway.

We know about the bank note. You need $25,000 to bail this place out, and you

don't have it.

How do you know that?

It's my business to know.

I'm prepared to offer you a great deal of money for this place. I suggest that

you hear me out.

How about if I just show you out?

I don't think that would be a very good idea.

Get out of here and take your goons with you.

They're not goons.

Put that away.

Harry, we're not goons. Tell her.

I'm sorry, he's just a little sensitive.

Carl, put the heater away.

We're not goons.

I'm sorry, I forgot.

They're associates.

Look, I'm sorry about the gun.

I wish I could say it was nice meeting you.

Goodbye.

Brian.

Goodbye, Kim.

Why are we leaving?

Don't you want me to pummel them? No, Carl, no pummel.

Not yet.

You

sure

you don't want to just take their deal?

Sell the place?

Granddad didn't.

I won't.

What time do we open?

I thought I told you to take care of it.

It's not going to be that easy. Kim Taylor seems quite headstrong.

Just like her goddamn grandfather.

She's also quite attractive.

Just like her grandfather.

For a guy.

Listen, Brian, when I tell you to get something done, I expect it to get done.

I don't care how attractive or headstrong she is.

I'm trying.

Trying's not good enough. You know, if you weren't my son, I think I'd have

your legs broken.

But you are my son.

So, boys, break his arm.

Sit down, Carl. I was just kidding. A little father-son humor.

Very funny, Pop.

She knows about the bank payment. She knows about the bank payment. And she

won't take our money.

Hey, I think she actually believes the place is going to make money. I'm

thinking she was thinking she'd make enough money to pay off the bank.

I'd hate to see that land get back to the bank.

That would cost me a lot of money.

Let me talk to her.

Just handle it.

So strong arm her if you have to.

You'd be surprised at what Harry and Carl could do to persuade her.

No. Let me take care of it alone.

I'll handle it. Well, see that you do.

Otherwise, I'll let them take care of it.

She doesn't stand a chance.

If old Tom is still alive, it's pretty rough country upriver.

You sure you want to go there, little lady?

Oh, I'm sure. I'm very sure.

I'm gonna lose this place.

I just got it, and now I'm going to lose it.

Sorry, Granddad.

I don't know what to do.

Come in.

Hello, Kim.

I kind of thought you might use a drink.

Thanks.

I could also use $25,000.

Well... That I don't have kin.

What am I gonna do?

The stars are really out tonight.

Hi.

What are you doing here?

I wanted to talk to you.

I hope you don't mind. Your friend Carrie told me that you might be here.

Whenever I'm in a bad mood, I like to come out here and look at the stars.

It makes me feel better.

Well, Barack.

Thanks.

I saw the turnout at the drive-in tonight.

I'm sorry.

Why should you be sorry?

Looks like your dad's going to get his supermom.

You should be happy.

I know I should be, but I'm not.

That's why I'm here.

Why are you here?

I want to help you.

If you'll let me.

Why should I trust you?

Kim, I don't know how to explain it without sounding stupid, crazy, idiotic,

or all of the above.

Try me.

I care about you.

I know we don't know each other, but the first time I saw you, I don't know how

to describe it.

It's like what you said about looking at the stars.

When I saw you, I felt like I was looking at stars.

You make me feel good.

Why?

I don't know.

But I do know I can't seem to get you out of my mind.

I even told my father that I'm attracted to you.

What did he say?

He wasn't too happy.

But, you know... Well... I think you're cute, too.

I'm glad.

I'm glad you're glad, though.

Look, I really want to help.

I've got some ideas that I know will work.

My father doesn't think I'm too street smart.

He's wrong.

What is with your dad?

He's just a sour old man with a whole lot of money and nothing to do.

What about you?

Me? I'm just the son of a sour old man with a whole lot of money and nothing to

do.

And I happen to care about you.

You have a nice way with words.

Thanks.

How are you with kisses?

They say it will be fine.

But my feelings, cause memories stuck in time.

It's not over yet.

I can't seem to forget.

Darling, help me before I lose my mind.

Here comes Kim.

Hey, isn't she with that guy Winston?

Well, maybe he's trying to help.

So how much money did you make last night?

About 20 bucks.

So then we're $24,980 short.

No problem.

The place looks great, but we do need something else.

I've got some ideas, and I've run them by Kim. She agrees.

Yeah, but $25,000?

Just hear me out.

That's all I ask.

First, we're going to need to change a few things.

You know, Sam thought I was crazy for saving all this stuff.

But I kind of liked it.

I can't believe it.

Blood Banquet, The Beast with a Hundred Eyes, Motorcycle Mama and Black Belt

Brown, Sorority Sister Slaughterhouse, I Was a Teenage Tree, Hollywood Chainsaw

Hookers. I love that movie.

The eight-man comas.

Like I said, you know, Sam didn't think that these movies were good, clean

family entertainment.

This is classic drive-in stuff.

That's what I thought.

But Sam didn't see it that way.

Sam's not here.

You mean?

Oscar, did you ever get the idea that the good old USA is getting just a

little too politically correct?

All the time.

Let's do it.

Sounds good to me.

What's going on?

Well, no more movies with cute animals or little kids.

That's that.

What?

Kim, tonight we're having a quadruple feature. We are?

How? We don't have any more movies, do we?

Tonight, sorority sister slaughterhouse, I was a teenage tree, the eight man

cometh, and last, but certainly not least, Hollywood chainsaw hookers.

But granddad liked nice family pictures with healthy messages.

Sam's not here.

Sorry, sweetheart. Tonight, no films with messages.

Now, what we need is a star attraction.

Star attraction?

A celebrity to show up for tonight.

Who?

Malibu.

Diane Lynn.

Diane? Diane Lynn?

Who's Diane Lynn? A scream queen.

The scream queen.

What's a scream queen?

Well, those are girls that appear in a lot of horror films and action pictures.

But Diane's done some real classics.

The Beast of Yucca Street and Operation Fast Kill. She's done tons of them. Lots

of them.

I'm sorry, madam. There's a phone call for you.

Well, who is it?

Brian Winston.

Brian Winston?

He says he's with Hollywood Tonight.

Ooh, Hollywood Tonight.

I'll take it.

Hello, this is Diane.

Miss Lynn, Brian Winston, Hollywood Tonight.

I just wanted to let you know that the car will be there around 8 to pick you

up. What car?

8 o'clock tonight?

Don't tell me you forgot. We've been planning this for some time.

It's our first retrospective of the season.

Our show's putting it on in your honor.

All the major media's gonna be there.

I, for one, think Sorority Sister Slaughterhouse is a masterpiece.

Well, I appreciate that, but to tell you the truth, this is the first I've heard

of this event.

Oh, no, it's no longer an event.

The press has relegated it to extravaganza.

Oh, an excravanza? Um, it's an extra...

It's extras of a... Absolutely.

My people got in touch with your people months ago.

Of course, if you can't make it, I'd certainly understand.

I don't know what I would tell the president. He was looking forward to

meeting you.

The president?

Of the United States.

He's a big fan of yours, as are we all.

Well, why don't you come down here and we'll talk about it just a little bit

more.

James, I'm in the mood for a massage.

How would you like that?

Yes, please.

Would you like lotion or oil?

Oil. I can't believe it.

Believe it?

Diane Lynn at our drive-in?

The president?

I had to think of something.

What, the president?

Friend of Pop's.

Mmm.

James.

Yes, madam?

You're hard, aren't you?

Yes, madam, very.

We'll need to order some more of those.

Oh, yeah. Oh, and we need more of this. Hi, Brian.

Candy, Mandy.

Glad you could make it.

Candy and Mandy?

I called them earlier. I thought we could use a little reinforcement.

Reinforcements?

Just a little help.

So he called us.

We're a lot of help.

They're friends of my dad's.

I charged it to his account.

What are your qualifications?

Girls? We're going to help you sell tickets.

A lot of tickets.

So when do we start?

Candy, I need you to do me a favor. I need you to go to the local radio

station. There's a disc jockey named Randy Rocket.

See if you can't persuade him to mention our little event tonight.

I'm good at persuading.

Of course you are.

What about me?

Kim will go over your plans for tonight Where will you be?

I've got one more errand to run

Is this absolutely necessary?

Absolutely, Jeeves. Would you stop calling me Jeeves? We have to impress

her, all right?

Well, she's not here. Let's go.

Hold on, hold on.

She's probably right around back.

Get a load of those.

Oh, my God.

Well, you must simply be Brian Winston with Hollywood tonight.

I simply must be. Why don't you come take James' place? He's getting tired.

But... James!

I'm going to need something special to wear, so please bring me Scream Queen

outfits number three and five. Yes, madam. Thank you.

Pleasure to meet you, Brian Winston.

Pleasure is all mine.

And you are?

I'm, uh, uh, Bobby.

Bobby. Nice to meet you both.

How about that massage?

Brian, you didn't just... No, sorry.

That feels good.

It sure does.

I mean, it feels good knowing that you're going to be our guest of honor.

I didn't know that Hollywood Tonight was so interested in me.

Oh, yeah.

Of all the Scream Queens, you have the best body.

Of work.

Who all will be there?

Critics, media, president.

Oh, here we are.

Yeah, hold them up.

And the hat.

What do you think?

Could you spin around a little bit?

Bobby?

Pretty.

Let's see the black.

Yeah, that's the one. I'll take the black. Scream queen outfit number three.

Thank you, James.

Good choice.

Could you go a little lower?

Yes.

Moving painfully up the charts this week to number 365, it's Mr. Moderation and

the Monorettes.

This is Randy Rocket bringing you an all-star night of rock and roll radio on

K-Ass, Kick-Ass Radio.

But first, a few words from our sponsors.

How'd you get in here?

Well, I just followed the arrows.

Didn't you see the sign?

No visitors.

I saw the sign.

Look, lady, you're going to have to split.

We have a big opening of a new drive-in, and I was just wondering if you could

tell your listeners about it.

Absolutely not.

I have it written down right here.

Please. Look, sister, I don't do requests.

Pretty please?

So what's in it for the rocket?

What do you mean?

Moolah. De Niro.

Cash.

Money.

Hey, lady, I'm not in this for the glamour.

And coming to you straight, it's the number one song this week from, uh...

Band, I really like a lot.

I don't have any money.

You're wasting my time.

I have something much better.

Let me show you.

Ow!

Ow! Ow!

I think I know what happened last night.

Invasion of the body snatchers.

Invasion of the body snatchers.

I know my baby, yeah, I know her pretty well.

I've touched my baby, yeah, she feels really swell.

But now my baby, yeah, I think she's in hell.

invasion of the body snatchers invasion of the body snatchers

What will you do when it happens to you?

Pretty cool.

Well,

what do you think?

I think we're gonna sell a lot of tickets.

Isn't this a little exploitive?

Maybe a little.

Maybe I should take it off.

Hold that thought If anyone's

gonna take it off it'll be me don't try this alone

Thanks to stay all night.

Yeah, I'm talking to you.

Watch where you're going, you idiot.

Well, I couldn't help it. I was just trying to find out what time the movie

started.

Hold it right there.

It's time for the movies.

Okay,

pay up baby.

Far from civilized man, savages of the swamp stand guard.

Gator Babes! Gator!

Gator! Protecting the unknown secrets of an ancient race of women, the untamed

Gator Babes.

White hunters who trespass in a world of gut-wrenching horror to find another

kind of love.

I'll get you, alligator man!

Roy, why don't you just drop them panties?

Don't mess with them.

They're butt-shaking.

Man-whooping.

Gator-loving.

Gator Babes, an American independent release.

You know, Cardoza, they just don't make epic motion pictures anymore, like the

Wizard of Mars.

There was a picture that really had scope.

Yeah. Bigfoot, too. Did you ever see that? Yeah, big picture. Yeah, very big.

Gordon Mitchell returns in his mightiest spectacle ever.

All new.

In color, you won't believe it till you see Goliath and the cheerleaders.

Bloodthirsty vixens on a ray gun rampage try to tear the mightiest man alive into

little bitty pieces. Like that?

Yeah. More popcorn?

No, I'm good.

You'll watch in awe as Goliath leads the slaves of Rome in a revolt against the

whirling pom-poms of death.

Filmed on location in Italy, where it really happened.

Whoa, this is the best man.

Hey,

we're going to come in here.

Tickets.

I can't believe all the bugs in this place. Well, here, let's try this thing.

What is that?

It's a bug repellent. I got it in at the snack bar. Well, you just sort of light

it here, you know, like incense.

Yeah, but it says here that you're supposed to put it on the hood of the

car and then light it.

What good is it going to do outside? We're not concerned about the insects

there. It's the bugs in here that are bugging us.

Honey, it says that it expired in 1964.

I guess we'll just have to live dangerously.

Hey, man, where's your date?

Well,

could be worse.

Thank you.

How could you do this?

Are you okay?

You would not believe it out there.

You wouldn't believe it in here.

How are we doing?

incredible look at all this money get ready to make even more testing

one two three attention attention the first person to find a star in his or

her box of candy will get a free car dance from mandy you may have noticed

mandy directing traffic on your way in here hope you're hungry

You're crazy.

You're crazy.

Are we in the right place?

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Look at the size of those tits.

Well, where's the president?

That's a good question.

I'll go find out.

Chip, are you going to do something about this?

Bob, we asked you to hold it down. We're trying to watch the movie.

He's such a bore.

Hey, boys, come on in. The snack bar's still open.

More candy inside.

I don't know if I can stand much more of this.

That's the biggest monster I've ever seen.

Thanks, baby.

The boss isn't going to like this.

Yeah, if he offers me any more candy, I'm not taking it.

Carl, look at that monster over there.

Whoa!

Oh, my God, Harry, it's a monster!

It's not real. It's a costume. There's a guy inside.

Oh, it's very lifelike.

Listen, Carl, uh...

I want you to change into that costume and then scare some people.

Scare them?

How? You know, hurt them a little.

Oh, I can do that.

Meanwhile, I'm going to see to it that Miss Lynn doesn't make it to the stage.

And then I'm going to see to it that I take all of their money.

This is really disgusting.

We should get our money back.

I'm gonna write a letter to the newspaper about this. This is terrible.

Come early, stay late, and see these two big hits.

House on Hooter Hill and its startling co-feature, Braw Busters in a Haunted

House.

Now they got the right idea.

So terrifying, so amazing, no one will be admitted during the last 90 minutes.

Brian.

That Diane Lynn is asking about the president.

I don't know what to tell her.

Can you finish counting this?

I'd love to.

I'll take care of it.

Where's Kim?

Why?

I'll be right there, okay?

Just tell me.

She doesn't want to see you, okay?

She's got a new one.

What? Are you hard of hearing?

She's got a new boyfriend!

I can hear you.

Where is she?

I don't know.

Are you with the secret

service?

Hey, monkey boy.

You seen Brian Winston?

No.

You see him, you tell him Kim's boyfriend's looking for him. You got it?

Okay.

Yeah, I know that. Diane?

There's something else. Something I read just the other day.

Hey, King Kong, you seen him yet?

Hey, you goon, I'm talking to you.

I'm not a goon. No, I'm not.

Oh, yeah, real scary.

I

can't

believe you won the car dance.

How many boxes of candy did you buy?

Only 40.

What is a car dance?

That's a car dance.

hey what the hell is that hey it's harry what's your hand buddy

is that part of the dance i said keep your paws off me

Oh, my

God.

Tom, are you all right?

Somebody hit me.

Is this heaven?

No.

This is the storage room.

Oh.

I must be dreaming.

No, it's me.

Do you need some help?

Yeah, maybe.

Are you sure I'm not dreaming?

Well, that depends.

Is it a good dream?

Or a bad dream?

A very, very good dream. In that case...

What is she doing?

A lady is very wet. This isn't a very good thing that's going to happen to me.

It's really smelly.

Now, wait a minute. Where did the match come from?

No, no, no, no.

I'm very allergic to burning up a lot.

Everybody has their reasons.

Some of us feel bad.

station. Feel like going for the ride but it's too much.

Waiting till the sunshine rises.

Heaven's left a wink since you've been gone.

You'll never

In case you haven't heard yet, the wildest party is going on down at Bikini

Drive-In. It used to be the El Monte, but not anymore.

What? Bikini Drive-In. Randy Rocket says rock it on down there as fast as you

can. No. No, it can't be. Yes.

Bikini Drive-In is the place to be.

Get me Sheriff Bloodstone.

John T.

Bloodstone.

Sheriff, J.B. Winston here.

Do you know where the El Monte drive-in is? Well, I heard that there was some

sort of wild party going on there. Yeah.

Wild sex. Wild music.

Pornographic movies and drugs.

Lots of drugs.

If I were you, I'd get on there quick.

And Sheriff, be careful.

I think they're communists.

Oh, my God.

To Copperfield County!

What are

you doing here?

I came for the money.

You can't have it.

want to bet.

Hi, Brian.

Hello, Harry.

Daddy's not gonna like this.

Please.

That's it.

Everybody relax and nobody gets hurt.

Sheriff,

thank God you're here.

Okay, comrades.

Everybody relax and nobody gets hurt.

Sheriff, I'm Kim Taylor.

I own the drive-in. And this man, he was trying to rob us.

You speak English pretty well.

You're a communist.

Communist?

We're not communists.

Tell him.

We're not communists.

Then what do you call this unhealthy, un-American decadence going on around

here?

We're just trying to have a good time.

You the one in charge here, missy?

Yes. She had nothing to do with it. I am completely responsible.

Shut up.

Yes, sir. Look here.

I've seen a hell of a lot of stuff go on in this town, but never anything as ugly

as this.

You got people out there running around without their clothes on, listening to

loud rock and roll music, watching movies with violence and sexually

explicit scenes, and doing God only knows what else.

And your point is?

I told you.

To shut up.

Gotcha.

My point is, Missy, that I'm going to get these people out of here. I'm going

to close this place down. I'm going to arrest you, and I'm thinking about

shooting your little friend here.

But first, I'm going to get a Coke.

At least we got the money back.

Can you really shut us down? Not if I can help it. Where's Candy?

Get me a Coke, and throw in a pack of that licorice while you're at it.

Yes, sir.

All right, Missy.

Let's get out there to tell your friends.

Thank God you're here, Sheriff.

It's dangerous out there.

Relax, Pop.

I'm on my way out there to show those teenage heathens that this place is C-L

-O-S-E-D.

Closed. You can't do that. Please don't do that.

Sheriff, why go out there?

Listen, we have a PA system here. In that office, it feeds to every speaker

in this devil's playground.

You don't say. Shut up, old man.

I do say.

In that office.

This is gonna be easier than I thought.

Step aside, Bob.

Yeah.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Right this way, officer.

Can I help you, please?

Lord!

Lord!

That ought to do it. Now, hold it right there, Missy. I want to remind you.

that I am an officer of the law.

Please?

You have the right to remain silent.

Oh, my God.

And now a public service message from our local law enforcement.

Bark like a dog, you bad boy.

Wake up.

He's doomed.

Giddy up, pony.

Giddy up.

You're a bad, bad pony, aren't you?

Is this why they call it dry?

Holy moly.

Well, so much for a super mall.

I wonder if these guys need a partner.

Well, it looks like Bikini Drive-In's here to stay.

How about you?

Looks like I'm here to stay, too.

Oh, look.

That's my favorite part.

Mine too.

I wonder what happened to Diane Lynn?

You saved my life, my hero.

You're dying, Lynn.

I loved us driving.

Couldn't make it happy.

Didn't bring in the losing.

Those days are gone.

Those days are gone.

I got a new girl and she feels all right.

Got a new car, gonna drive all night.

Feels pretty good, this life at the top.

I thought my life was over When you left me

How was I to know I was being set

free Cause I still got my music And I still got

my car With the money I saved I got this new

guitar Those days are gone

Those days are gone.

And I got a new girl and she feels all right. Got a new car, gonna drive all

night. Feels pretty good this life at the top.

As you leave the theater, folks, please be careful.

Don't let this...

happened to your car.

Be sure to remove the speaker before you leave.

If you should accidentally pull a speaker loose, please turn it in at our

snack bar or box office.

Thank you.