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Oh, hey, Bill.

How are you today?

Good. How are you?

Good. Good.

That's good.

Just enjoying the nice weather.

I know. It's such a nice day. It is.

How are you doing?

Good. I'm a little, you know, there's something I kind of want to talk to you

about. Okay.

But we've got to keep it between us.

You mean just you and I?

Yeah, like we can't tell my mom. She'll just... Tell me to wait and not talk

about it.

All right, sweetheart.

You know, your mom and I don't have that type of relationship.

We're open with everything.

So that's going to be a little difficult.

Yeah, but you're like the only person I can talk to about it. She just won't. I

know she won't.

All right, well, so I've been your stepdad like a year and a half now.

I really want to have a better relationship with you and kind of build

some trust and everything.

All right, so this one time.

All right, I promise you we just keep it just between you and I. Yeah, it'll just

be between you and I. Okay.

Yeah.

Because it's about, you know, my boyfriend.

Is everything okay?

Yeah, yeah, it's actually going really great. It's amazing.

Good, good. Yeah.

But I'm trying to, you know, take it to the next level.

Are you getting married?

No. No.

No.

It's something else.

Like, you're talking, like, Birds of the Bee stuff?

Yeah.

Oh.

Okay.

Um, so have you guys, like, evolved to that point in

your relationship yet?

I mean, yeah, like, it's been going really good.

So, are you talking about that?

Yeah, like, I've never actually done it before. Like, I've sucked it, but I

haven't done it.

What do you mean? You mean, like, done?

It? Yeah, like, I haven't done it at all.

Really?

Yeah, you're 22.

You're still a virgin?

Yeah.

Well, that's good.

That's good.

You know what? I'm happy that you waited. Happy that you waited for the

right time.

Yeah, but now I've just, I've waited so long, I'm really nervous.

That's natural. That's understandable.

Because I'm never, you know, only sucking it. You don't really know how it

feels or, like, what it's like or, you know, anything about it. So from what

I've seen, I'm just scared, you know. I've watched porn, but I don't know what

it's really like.

Okay, so what's your question?

Well, like, I need your help.

That's what I'm here for doing. I'm trying to help you with whatever advice

you need.

Yeah, but I need, like, your help. Help.

All right. So the best thing, advice I could do is I guess maybe, you know,

like, you know, use a lot of lube.

Maybe go real slow in the beginning.

You know, just have, just take it easy.

Yeah, no, no, not like that. Like, I need the help from you.

So you want me to go buy you a dildo or something?

No, no, I'm too, like, scared. I want to really, you know, know.

Oh. I want to know what it's like.

Okay.

Oh, oh, okay.

Well, I guess, wow, I really hate to say that, but I guess the answer is maybe a

one-night stand?

No. No, not like that.

No? No.

Okay, there's another guy.

Okay, all right, all right. How about, yeah, a girlfriend, right?

Girlfriends? Yeah. Oh, okay, so.

You get a girlfriend, maybe one of them's got like a, you know, a strap on

or something like that. And, you know, she can kind of do you.

What's that?

You know, it's like a little harness they wear that has like a fake rubber,

you know, dick in it. And, you know, girls kind of, you know, lesbians.

Lesbians use it on each other a lot. That's kind of, you know.

Ew, that's really weird. I want like the real thing.

Okay.

All right.

All right.

You have guy friends, right?

Yeah. Okay, well, surely you know a guy that can, you know, maybe just give him

a call and say, you know, hey, can we hook up for, you know, tonight?

Well, yeah, I have one in mind. Okay, just please just make sure you wear a

condom and, you know, so there you go.

That'll work.

Yeah, well, I mean, I'm kind of talking to him about it right now.

What do you mean?

I'm talking to the guy I have in mind about it right now.

Oh.

No, no, no.

I'm married to your mom.

I've only known you for like a year and a half.

Yeah, I mean, that's why it'd be, you know.

It'd be great. It'd be the perfect guy that I need.

Oh, I know.

See, that's just a bad idea. No, no, it's exactly what I need. Like, there's

no strings attached. There's nothing holding us back. It wouldn't be weird.

Oh, see, sweetheart, I'm your stepdad. We can't do that.

I mean, it's fine, right? They do it in pornos all the time.

Yeah, they do.

See, it'd be fine.

I just don't think that's a good idea.

I think it'll be no problem at all.

Come on, it'll be fun.

Please, please, please, please, please, please.

Okay, all right.

Let's just say we do this, okay?

Your mom could not know about this. Oh, of course, never, never.

All right,

so when do you plan on doing this with him?

Tonight.

Tonight?

Yeah, tonight.

I mean, so we would have to do that, like, now? I mean, your mom's going to

be home in a couple hours.

Please, you said you would. Please, please, please. Please don't back down.

All right, it's going to take me a little while. I mean, you know,

normally... For what?

Listen, I'm not some young stallion anymore.

You know, I'm like a little, you know, older car.

You know, it takes a while to get the engine warmed up. You know, I have this,

like, little routine with your mom. I take her pills, she does a little

lingerie, and, you know, it's going to take a while, okay?

Just...

Just bear with me.

We'll do this. We'll get it there. I just, you know, I just... Okay. Okay,

just...

Okay,

all right, all right.

Okay.

Maybe I should just grab it.

Oh, oh, um...

Yeah, that could help. Yeah. Yeah?

Oh, my God.

You're really big.

Oh, my gosh. That's right.

If this is your first time, you know what? Maybe this is such a good idea.

Yeah, we need to rethink this.

For your first time, you probably don't want somebody that's me, that's this

large.

Okay, maybe this isn't a good idea.

No, you're perfect.

What?

Really? Yeah, like, you know, my boyfriend's really big, and I was really

nervous, and that's why I needed to talk to someone, because I was nervous

because he was so big, and then I see yours, and yours is the perfect size

because it's big just like his, and it's maybe even the same size, and it's just

going to be so perfect, and now we really need to do it.

Well, okay, if that's...

You sure that's what you want? Yeah, like, I need you to, like, pull it out,

like, bring it out. Please, please, please, I want to see it.

Really? Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

It's so big.

It might even be bigger than his.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to give you some pointers on this too.

Okay.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, yeah.

Okay. Oh, that's nice.

You have done that before, haven't you?

Yeah.

It's so thick and big. Oh, my God.

I've never seen one this big.

Are you sure that's what you want?

Yeah, it's perfect. It's so perfect.

I

love

how thick it is. It'll get me ready.

Really? Mm-hmm.

Nice and opened up.

You can use both hands if you want.

That's it.

What? What?

What? What?

Don't tell her I said that.

We should do that out here, though.

Listen, let's go inside where we'll be more comfortable.

We could be in the bed.

We could use lots of lube.

I mean, if we're going to do this, we should do it the right way.

Okay. Okay? Okay.

All right. Okay. Let's go inside.

Maybe you should pick up your room a little bit.

Later, later. Yeah, that doesn't matter right now.

Okay.

I'm so excited.

Okay.

First thing you want to do is you want to make sure that you're nice and lubed

up. Okay.

It's way bigger than my finger.

Is that okay?

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah.

Okay.

All right.

Now, along me.

Yeah.

All right. The easiest way, let me just have you just lay right here.

Okay. Okay.

I'll lay right here with you. Okay. All right?

So, just very gentle.

Okay. Okay? Okay.

Yeah.

Put it in real slow now. Okay. Okay.

Okay.

Yeah, take it out, take it out, take it out. Okay.

Was it too much?

Just a lot of pressure.

Okay. But I think I'm ready to try it again.

Okay, all right.

Just make sure to breathe.

Okay,

you want me to take it out? No, no, no. Keep going, keep going. Okay.

The best thing you can do is just relax.

Just breathe.

Relax.

There you go.

Okay.

Move it around just a little bit.

Okay.

I'm feeling good now. Yeah?

Yeah, it's feeling better.

So, yeah, you just come here. Okay. Just get on top. Okay.

Put it inside you. Okay.

And... Oh, my God.

Uh-huh. Oh, it goes so much deeper this way. Yeah, you're in control.

Yeah. Okay.

All right? Okay.

makes you feel good

Okay, so just, alright, so just get on all fours.

Okay. There you go.

So how was that for your first experience?

I think that was amazing.

You definitely prepared me for tonight.