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A FILM BY ZUZANA KIRCHNEROVÁ

Don't worry.

It's gonna be nice, David.

You'll see…

The sea.

The sand… so much sand.

We're gonna see seagulls.

We're gonna swim.

We're gonna sunbathe.

Stop!

You’re too close!

The girls are here.

You can make friends with them.

Ice cream!

-Tommaso! -What?

Can you help?

It's gonna be nice.

CARAVAN

No touching!

You scared me!

Oops, it fell!

-Let’s decorate the cake. -Let's make a cake like a pyramid.

A cake?

-Shall we decorate the cake? -Yes. -Come on.

-Are you making whipped cream? -Yeah.

Mom is whipped cream now.

Adela! David! Come eat your cake.

Stop it!

Calm down. Would you?

Actually if it wasn’t for Ester, I would have never met Petra.

Really?

She brought her to Italy for a summer job.

You’re exaggerating… We found the job together.

And… what did you do?

It's funny. We were at a farm picking peaches, oranges… everything.

-Down south? -Yeah.

You were like the black people, Mom.

Exactly like the black people.

We lived in a barn

and we had these common showers.

But we didn’t wash all that much.

Common showers? Really?

Yeah, really. Shared toilets, too.

I still can’t believe that my mom allowed it.

I’m just surprised that Tommaso slaved on a farm.

-Shut it. -In reality, he didn’t slave at all.

He'd just spend time in his camper van, making a mess,

bumming around the beach.

Hey, you, come here. Just look at her.

Do you know, how I met your mom?

I’m driving in my camper and in one moment I stopped…

I saw your mom leaving the showers holding a stick.

-A stick? -A stick, a garden hoe, whatever…

We fell in love, got married and lived happily ever after.

-We’re happy, aren’t we? -Sometimes.

Wrap yourself.

David!

No! No! No!

Ouch!

Go to sleep!

Stop it!

David!

Ouch!

Stop it!

Enough!

Stop!

Shhh!

Sleep now!

-Watch out for the broken glass. -It's your book, Mom.

Oh, Jesus…

I’m so sorry.

Are you okay?

Adel, come here!

Come here!

Let me see.

Wait.

Does your foot hurt?

Does it hurt? Yeah?

You’ll have to go to hospital.

Why are you scaring her?

She’s not going anywhere.

It’s all good now.

No hospital, don't worry.

It will be ok.

I don’t want him here.

Pick up those beads.

-It's a book from Grandma. -Stop it!

Would you pick up that plant, please?

It'll be okay.

I don’t want him here.

It’s like a museum in here.

I had no idea he was this bad now.

The last time I saw him, he was so little,

so cute, he looked almost normal.

I don’t think she even realizes. She’s with him every single day.

I’m so sorry to see her live like this.

Do you think that money would help?

How?

I don't know.

Can't she pay for a nurse?

Some girl to help her.

So she can get some rest.

Five missed calls.

Not now.

David!

Oh boy!

That’s enough.

Come here!

Come, come.

He'll always be with me and I with him.

Slowly, I'll learn how to kiss from him,

I'll learn how to kiss.

Ciao!

Ciao!

-Should I give it a try? -Yeah.

Come on, come on.

You want me to fix your car?

-Are you Czech? -Yeah.

What’s wrong with it?

Wanna fuck?

-You don't fuck? -No, no, no!

No! Thank you.

Can I get a ride?

Sure.

What a holiday!

Lying on the beach, getting roasted,

then you turn and roast the other side.

We’re heading all the way to the south.

It’s nothing like this.

That’s gonna be epic.

Dave, it's gonna be amazing.

David!

You'd better watch out or you’ll get too brown.

Dave.

Shouldn’t I put some lotion on you?

Do you think the farm still exists?

No idea.

-I would think… -What are you doing here?

You can’t be here. This is a private beach!

Guess what… We’re sunbathing!

Do you understand? You have to leave now!

-Who am I bothering here? -This beach is private! Private!

Is this what you want? Okay, let's go! Move!

Fuck him!

Leave!

Good girl.

Is the sand also “privato”?

It's private all the way to the water.

-What’s so funny. Leave! -Don't touch me!

Easy! We’re leaving.

Fuck him. Let’s go!

Good night.

The sea belongs to you as well, you jerk?

The sea belongs to no one! You scum!

Dave!

Dave!

What are you doing?

David!

Come here, David. Calm down.

Come here! Come!

David!

David! Stop!

David, come here!

David!

Let’s go!

It's okay. Okay?

Come! Shush! Shush!

Shush! Shush! David, it's okay.

Shush!

Shush! Shush!

No, no, no!

Stop it! No, no!

Don't hit yourself, please!

No, no!

No!

Enough!

Shush!

Can you drive? It may calm him down.

-Shush! -I don’t drive.

It's OK.

It's OK.

It's OK, David.

It's fine.

It’s nice, right?

It’s all I got!

And do you know any magic tricks?

I do.

Wingardium cashiosa!

Gas, food, smokes appear now!

Dave! Just hum three times and all will be fine.

Woohoo! It works!

It works… We've got cash.

I told you.

Yes!

What the fuck are you doing here?

This is private property. Unbelievable.

Wait, wait…

Another jerk. Remember the other beach? It was also "private".

That's another scumbag, David.

It's private property. This is my farm. Do you understand?

-A farm? -Yeah, a farm. -A farm.

Work.

-Work? -Work.

Starting right now!

We need it.

What’s wrong? Not working?

Yeah, not working.

Let me see.

You’re right.

Anyway. You shouldn’t be working in the sun when your skin is so fine.

You’re all sunburnt.

Hey! Hey! What are you doing?

What the fuck are you doing? You hear me!

-Don't touch her! -Stop it!

What's he thinking? That we work all day and bang him at night?

Dickhead! Fucking dickhead!

OK?

Come on.

Don't cry over some…

…sleezy perv.

No.

He didn’t do anything wrong.

I liked it.

That’s great!

No reason to cry, then.

Even better.

Dang it! We should have stayed.

You could have had a nice fuck.

And made some cash on top. Right?

Man!

You’re a bigger nutcase than I am.

That hurts. Dave!

Dave, let’s go.

Let's go.

-Good morning. -Morning.

Are you looking for some workers?

No?

It's okay.

-Is he afraid of chickens? -Yes.

No. Don’t be afraid. They’re nice.

Don’t worry, look, they are nice. They won’t hurt you. Look.

Transaction denied

Damn it, David!

Why do you have to put them right under his nose? Don't eat it.

Well, he’s hungry so…

Wait until he shits himself.

Yuck.

Here, have a biscuit.

We could furnish the caravan.

Dave, Dave… No!

No, let's go. Leave it, love.

Please. Dave!

Welcome to paradise!

We could grow something here, what do you say?

Don't!

Oh, yeah.

Work!

Right now!

Work! Right now!

Can I come with you?

You want to work the fields with these hands?

Hop on in.

Come, quick. Come.

Good.

Why do you want this job, anyway?

Well, I’m out of money.

You came for a holiday and you spent all your cash? Am I right?

Come, come here. Quick!

Hurry, get inside. Come on!

You need to use the disinfectant.

Come.

Spray it around and let it air out. This one stinks a bit.

Come, I'll show you where the trash is.

Here is the wheel barrow.

Yeah.

Sorry.

-All good? -Yeah, I'm sorry. -Here you go.

No need, that’s normal.

Here is your advance.

Can you finish it by the end of the week?

Thanks.

Go on, beautiful!

Damn, she’s good.

I think she’ll beat him.

You won't fall, don't worry. Don't fall!

She's so good!

-What's her time? -2:40. -2:40?

Damn, she's good!

2, 1, stop!

We’re on 3 minutes!

She beat your record. She beat you!

You're great! Congrats!

-She beat me. -She beat you!

Dumbass, dumbass…

Hey, she almost beat you too.

Your mom…

How old is she?

35.

-And yours? -Like 40.

About 30.

-And your dad? -Bruno. Show them Bruno.

-Do you have a photo? -Bruno’s photo.

-Here, show this one. Here, this one. -Here.

Handsome! Handsome!

-My dad is also quite sexy. -Show them a picture of your dad.

She needs some father.

-She likes… -What are you doing?

You wanna go in the water?

They’re both nuts.

I think they're both crazy.

The one with the pink hair is crazy.

Both of them. They're both crazy.

You have to do the crate all the way around.

Here.

Put your finger here, to hold it down.

No, you'll hurt yourself. Here. Get it? Push down like this.

What about this?

Is that "D"?

Demetrio?

-Dario? -No. -Damiano? Dino?

David.

Your boyfriend?

And you?

I got one tattoo as well. See?

Did it myself.

-What you laughing at? -Gorgeous.

Stop right here, please.

-Is everything alright? -Everything alright.

Got a bottle opener?

I found it.

David!

Oh, the mom!

David! Give it to me!

Why the hell are you giving it to him?

Are you nuts?

-Go calm her down. -Take it easy. You’re one of us.

David, you can’t drink beer.

Jesus!

Go, go, go, go! Get under the water… Let’s go.

Pants off. Take it off.

Lift your foot.

Come on.

Hair. Let’s go. Head up.

Come here.

-Are you kidding me? -Is this for real?

-Put your head back. -What's she thinking?

Put in another one.

Come on. Let’s go, David.

Wait, we need to wash that hair.

-Can I rinse his hair? -Come on, OK.

Tilt your head back, good.

-Come on, David. -What now?

David, you need to sleep.

Drop it here.

We’ve got to do it quietly.

Now, let’s hang it on this tree and the other.

Why do you do this?

Why am I caressing you?

No.

I don’t know.

I guess there’s not much else to do here.

Why don’t you leave?

The city is too suffocating.

I hate being bossed around.

In any way.

I know what you mean.

Bore…

BOREDOM

…dom.

MEGA BOREDOM

Ouch!

Fight mom! Fight mom!

Ouch! What’s got into you?

David! Stop!

David!

Ouch!

Stop it!

Stop it!

Ouch!

David!

Ouch!

I tell you what, David’s already so big!

Full grown man.

Getting that peach fuzz on the chin.

I don’t know if I can take it any longer.

What?

With him.

Dave, leave me… please! Enough! You understand?

Dave!

-Don’t do it! -David! Leave Zuza alone!

Stop it!

Did you hear me, David?

Just leave me alone, alright?

Leave me alone!

David!

Dave!

Tony Beautiful!

Looks pretty cringe, right?

-What is it? -Some funny event.

Saying goodbye to summer.

Ole!

1, 2,

3, 4!

Hands, love.

We’re starting with love.

1, 2, 3…

Love.

1, 2, 3.

Love.

1, 2, 3, 4.

Love.

I want to hear you, people!

Louder, louder!

I want to feel the warmth! One more time!

Let me hear you!

And now applause from everyone.

Bravo, bravo, bravo!

Don't be sad. Calabria is a beautiful place where dreams can come true.

Applause!

I'm not too patient, I'm aware

It doesn't take much and I start to swear

I'm no angel

But I don’t know why

With you my soul is not mine

My heart goes boom,

Ba, ba, ba, ba boom

I’m like a child

When you’re by my side

My heart goes boom,

Ba, ba, ba, ba boom

With you I act like a child

My friends say that I should chill

This girl is not your kinda thrill

She doesn't understand

What’s happening inside

I get all nervous with you by my side

My heart goes boom,

Ba, ba, ba, ba boom

I’m like a child

When you’re by my side

My heart goes boom,

Ba, ba, ba, ba boom

With you I act like a child

With you I act like a child

Zuza?

Zuza?

No need to cry, Dave.

Look.

She left a picture for you.

And a cell phone.

Look, she left a picture for you.

She left a phone for you. You'll have your own phone now.

Don’t be sad. Alright.

Alright, yeah? Okay…

Look.

Ouch!

It’s not my fault.

David…

We gonna go back home.

I need the rest of the money, please.

Could you leave it in the house?

Careful! Careful with the birds.

Wait here, okay?

David? Come with me, David.

Please, come! Come with me.

Wait here, okay?

I thought you’d be coming back in the evening.

Is something wrong?

Are you leaving?

What’s that noise?

This is my David.

David?

My son.

And you said nothing!

Here!

Wait, Dave.

A little bit of bread.

There.

It will taste nice. Let’s see.

Yep, It’s good. Eat.

Eat, David!

Stop it, David. No spitting it here!

Just pick up the spoon. Here, come on.

Yes.

Alright, like this.

Come on! David!

You'll finish it!

Enough! Enough!

It’s over! Do you get it?

Holiday is over! And she isn't coming back!

Zuza is gone!

What did you think?

You always need something from me!

It's driving me fucking insane!

David?

David?

David?

Dave!

David, come on!

Dave, I'm not mad at you!

David!

David!

Calm down.

Don’t worry, ma’am, don’t worry. We’ll find him.

But he can’t, he doesn’t…

He just won’t understand you.

He is scared.

We will find him, ma’am.

David!

David!

David!

David!

David…

David!

Where were you?

Where were you?

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