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Oh shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

Oh shit.

Oh

shit.

um um

That's it, that's it.

Oh yeah.

Oh shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh my god.

Fuck you.

Yeah.

We'll be right back.

There you are.

Yeah, you are.

First help, first help.

Just wait.

Just wait.

Just wait.

He's gonna squirt you.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh

my

God.

That's the end of the show boys What

about

me

You feel better? Huh?

Yeah, but... What's wrong?

Well, it's just... Forget it.

Okay.

No love.

Just lovers.

That's as good as it gets with me.

Would it be so hard to, like, go out on a real date, to

have dinner or a movie?

What would be so wrong with that?

Oh, what would be so wrong with that?

We become a couple and we fucking hate each other.

I need my space.

I'm a space person. I need my space.

I can't be around people all the time. I go crazy.

It just wouldn't work.

Friends with benefits.

Friends with benefits.

I have feelings for you, Lena.

Well, don't.

So why not?

Well, you're a really nice guy and you deserve better than me.

You ain't seen nothing yet.

I had a good time tonight.

Me too.

Good night.

Suck that dick while you suck it, baby.

Yeah, just like that.

So why'd you choose the porno over taking the call from Dan?

Because I'm sick.

Because there's something wrong with me?

What do you think that is?

I don't know. You tell me. You're the therapist.

I want to hear you say it. What do you think is wrong with you?

All I care about is sex.

And I'm going to die alone.

What do you want from life?

I want to stop being afraid of love and I want a relationship.

I want to wake up on Sunday mornings and do the crossword puzzles with someone

who loves me. Maybe eat waffles in bed.

Be loved. You know, be loved.

Sounds like Dan is offering you that, but you turn him away.

Why?

I'd ruin him.

As sweet as he is, I'd be the death of him.

If I let him in, I mean really let him in, he'll hate me.

And then what will I have?

What if you're wrong?

What if entering into a relationship with Dan would change you for the

better? Have you considered that?

No.

No one changes anybody.

You think you can change someone and you're the fool.

Relationships ruin everything.

All they do is bring out the worst in people. And every time I see a happy

couple, all I can think is tick-tock, tick-tock.

Just a matter of time until our happy little clock stops ticking.

But you just said you want a relationship. You want love.

Love is a lie and lovers are fucking liars.

I'll prove it to you.

There you go.

There's only one bathroom in here, buddy.

You're gonna have to wait.

Oh, it's you.

Oh my goodness.

Whoa.

Oh my god, you sure you wanna do that in here?

Ah.

Fuck yeah.

Oh god.

Wow.

Yeah, jump right around.

Wow.

ah huh

Oh

God.

Hey.

Yeah, I literally just got here two seconds ago.

Yeah, I had a little scare. I mean, nothing was wrong, but, like, got home,

and I put my key in the lock.

No! No!

No! Get off of me! No!

Stop! Get off of me!

Stop it!

Get the fuck off of me!

Get off of me! Get off of me! No!

No!

Lift your head, Jerry.

What? I said lift your head.

She can't move on her own.

Not with that fucking horse dose I shot her up with.

Do you want to know why you can't move?

Because I fucking paralyzed you, you homewrecking bitch.

But don't worry.

It only lasts an hour or so.

Then the numbness will go away and you'll be able to feel again.

But in your case, that might not be a good thing.

And by then, you'll be wishing on all your little prettiest pennies

that you wouldn't feel a thing.

Who am I?

I'm the wife of the man whose dick you sucked in a filthy coffee shop bathroom

today. Is that so unimportant to you that you've already forgotten?

What are you doing?

What? What, you got wax in your ears?

Why don't we see if we can get that out for you, huh? What do you say?

At first he thought it was me.

But you tricked him.

Then after you got his cock all hot and bothered...

You took them in your mouth and you sucked it.

In and out and in and out until you came in your

pretty little mouth.

And then, and then you come back into the cafe and you fucking smile at me.

With that sick little Cheshire grin that for the rest of my life I will never

forget.

Ever!

You should cut a smile on your face.

I should cut the fucking tongue out of your mouth.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Sorry?

You're not sorry.

Not for what you've done.

You're only sorry you got caught.

In my line of work, I see all kinds of sorry.

And hardly any of it means a single goddamn.

The sorry of a slut least of all.

You don't care.

You don't care about anybody but yourself.

That's why people like me have to do what we have to do.

Otherwise, you'd never be sorry at all.

You're not going to get away with this.

Yes, I will.

You want to know why?

Because I'm the good guy.

And you're public enemy number goddamn one.

With the bullets.

Please don't do this.

Don't do it. Don't do what?

I'm not doing anything.

You're the one hitting yourself.

Why are you hitting yourself, huh?

Stop hitting yourself.

Maggie, that's cruel.

Cruel?

Cruel?

That's what's fucking cruel.

I didn't ask for that.

I didn't deserve it.

I was just trying to have a piece of pie with my husband until this fucking bitch

came along and ruined everything.

I'm the good guy.

She's the serial nympho fuck junkie that came and pissed on our happy home.

I bet your pussy's so loose.

Looks like 10 pounds, a wet pastrami with all the dick you've had.

Let's take a look, shall we?

Pretty? Oh, so pretty.

Do you look at that?

Do you mind if I...

That's

nice.

Just like a silk purse.

Jerry, come here.

I want to show this girl what love really looks like.

I want to show her our happy, happy home.

Redeem yourself.

Like watching me get fucked for the whore?

You guys, I'm sick.

Your husband has a really big car.

Are you mad at this little fucking bitch?

I'm gonna get your fucking dick back in me.

You're gonna watch me get fucked, you fucking whore.

Oh

yeah,

I know that feels good, you fucking slut.

She fucked me good for this little whore to watch.

Yeah.

Yeah, you want that, don't you? I know you like this, you fucking whore. You

probably love this.

Fuck you.

Shut up, bitch. You just keep fucking watching.

You fucking tricked me.

Watch it.

Fuck. Yeah.

Yeah.

Choke. Choke. Come on.

Take it all in your fucking mouth.

You like that dick now?

You like that fucking dick now?

Oh, look at that, you fucking disgusting filthy pig.

Chewing all over yourself?

Yeah, you're so fucking pretty now, aren't you?

So fucking pretty now.

I'm fucking done with you.

There's nothing over here.

It's time to make this little whore out of the way.

That pops so bad.

I'm feeling that, Bailey.

You're affected?

What? So bad earlier, huh?

You smothered the pussy.

Oh yeah.

Make sure she can't breathe.

You're no problem. Just take it out of your fucking mouth.

Hold on.

You're my fucking pussy, you dirty whore.

Come on.

Take this fucking dick and I'll let you eat it.

You're screaming a little too fucking much. You want me to sit on your little

head? Yeah, that's it.

Yeah, I know she's... Come on, baby, flip that pussy.

Share that fucking pussy up. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, come on. Eat my fucking...

Hello?

Yeah, look at that filthy pussy tickle, that dick.

Now you have it.

Now you have all that fucking dick.

I don't want to hear that bitch anymore. Just sit on her fucking mouth.

That's what I think about your fucking apology.

She didn't like that baby, huh? She's really starting to feel it.

Strange men choking you out while they fuck your dirty cunt.

That's what I think of your husband.

You wanna spit? That's what I think of your husband.

I think

some

sick part

of her even likes this baby.

She's the fucking sick one.

You wanna bite?

You want a fucking bite, huh?

No.

I've been doing a lot of thinking.

Lena.

I've been diff... Lena, I've been doing a lot of thinking.

Do you see?

Do you see what it looks like when someone loves you?

Anybody can suck a dick in a fucking toilet, but... Do you see now what it

looks like when someone makes love to you?

Do you even know what love means?

Lena!

Stan! Who the fuck is that? Shh!

Lena!

Lena?

What happened? Behind you.

Get over here and help me hogtie this prick.

Baby, please.

Let's just get out of here.

Stop being a pussy and get down here and help me.

Maggie, we need to leave.

No!

Get over here and help me.

No.

You're losing it.

What? You heard me.

You know what I'm losing?

My faith in you.

My faith in you.

We were happy.

Until you had to go and do that.

And if you hadn't, we wouldn't be here.

We'd be in bed, snuggling, eating pecan popcorn, watching stupid movies.

But no.

I'm here cleaning up your fucking mess.

And now you want to leave.

Fine.

Let's take out the trash and get the fuck out of Dodge.

Maggie, stop it.

Look, I followed you up until this point, but this, this isn't me.

Fine. Leave.

And run away like you do everything else in life.

Just run away like a little boy.

Are you serious?

You're just going to leave me here with this mess you made?

Wait to show me how much you love me.

Maybe I don't.

What?

You don't really mean that, do you?

I mean, I know things are kind of going off the rails here, but that bitch

needed to learn a fucking lesson.

We were just having lunch and she came along and she... I mean, come on.

I'm the good guy here.

I'm the victim.

Not her or her little douchebag boyfriend.

Stay down!

Maggie, it's enough.

Please. No!

They all need to learn a fucking lesson.

Every last one of them.

Now, let's please just get the fuck out of here before someone really gets

hurt.

Men.

Can't kill them, can't maim them.

What are you gonna do?

I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna teach everybody in this room a little lesson in propriety.

Which means, what's mine is mine.

And now, what's yours is mine too.

Translated loosely, I'm gonna fuck your man right in front of you. And my

worthless cheating husband.

Teach you both the meaning of the word respect.

Think you can get away with slapping me?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Stop. Get off me.

Fine.

Have it your way.

No.

No, stop.

I'll do whatever you want, I swear.

Of course you will.

I'm sorry, baby.

No, please stop.

Baby, I'm sorry. I can't control it.

Does your boyfriend stick liquid in my mouth?

God.

Fuck. Stop.

Oh, God.

Please, I don't want to do this.

Oh, God.

Fuck my

mouth. It's like what you do to your fucking

whore, girl.

Is that what you want? Is that what makes you fucking happy?

Huh? You'll let us go? Let us go if I do whatever you want?

Oh, God, it feels good.

You having fun?

I'm not enjoying this.

Yeah. Oh,

no.

Fuck.

What if it has a knife?

Feels good in my mouth.

You haven't felt anything that tight on your dick in a while huh?

God, it's so hard.

Baby, I'm so sorry.

God.

I

can't

believe you're doing this. What's wrong with you?

It's all your girlfriend's fault.

Blame the whore.

How sweet.

Monster.

Whore.

God, please don't suck my balls.

Maybe she's gonna make me cum.

I don't wanna cum, I'm sorry.

God. No, you're not gonna cum yet.

Please.

What? Sweet, pretty little pussy taking over this fucking ditch. Please.

Fuck.

Please.

I don't want to fucking, please.

Don't make me.

Oh, it's so fucking wet on my cock.

Yes, it's a leprosy.

Please, no, please let us go, please.

Oh, God.

Please get off me, please.

Please get off my big fucking cock.

Squeezing your boyfriend's dick with my cunt.

Oh, baby, I'm sorry. I can't help but fucking... Shut up!

Stop it.

Tiny!

Stop.

Please.

Please stop fucking me.

Yeah?

Oh, yeah, you know my pussy feels good.

Sweet little pussy.

Sweet tiny little pussy.

Yeah? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, Jesus, please don't put it all inside you, please.

Oh, yeah. Oh, please.

Oh, fuck.

Maybe she's going to make me cum, but I want to cum. Oh, yeah, I have every

fucking inch of your dick in me.

You like that, you fucking whore?

Look at me!

Fucking watch me.

Oh, gosh.

Please, you got what you wanted. Just let us go.

Stop it.

I want more.

I want more.

I want more.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It's good for you.

I know, son. Oh, yeah. He loves you so much now, doesn't he? Huh?

Yeah. Oh, it's fucking good.

It's fucking so good.

Yeah. Good.

Yeah.

Watch him now, bitch.

Fucking watch him.

Please.

Please stop.

Stop.

I can't.

She must stop.

Oh, God. She won't stop.

Please, Ryan, what does it have?

Oh,

please.

I want more. I want more.

Please don't put it back inside you.

Have you seen enough?

I have.

Oh, that's too bad. because you're going to see a lot from here.

I'm just trying to make her come.

Just come, just come so we can go.

No, I want you to make all my cooking bowls come.

I want to stop.

Oh, God.

It feels so good.

Oh, thank God.

Get up.

What are you going to do?

Get up and lie over there.

We're going to talk.

Bart, I'm done.

I'm going to handcuff you.

What?

Oh God, she's gonna shoot us.

Oh, not yet.

Yes, but not yet.

Wanna see it in my ass now?

Huh?

Yeah, your boyfriend's gonna fuck all my holes.

I feel so good. Oh, baby. Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

It's a tight little asshole in her dick, isn't it?

Oh, God.

Oh, please, no.

Please, stop.

Oh, God.

Oh, please, don't kill my cocky ass. Please.

Oh, baby, I'm sorry.

Fuck. Fuck.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God. No.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I watched you go in and out of my little fucking asshole.

Oh, no.

Please.

Huh?

Yeah?

Huh? Huh? Oh, yeah.

No.

You fucking asshole!

You!

Watch me bite his cock.

See that, Jerry?

Oh, yeah.

See that big dick on my pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah.

Yeah.

Please.

Please stop.

Please.

You watching, Jared?

Yeah? Oh, yes. That feels so fucking good.

Fuck.

Yeah? Yeah?

Yeah.

Please. No,

please.

No.

Oh, please don't come on my back again, please.

Oh, God.

This is so wrong.

Fuck! Please!

Please!

Fuck!

Oh, no, please don't make me come, please. Yeah.

No, you're going to fucking come. No.

You're going to fucking come. Oh, please.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

please, no.

Come on.

Yeah. Yeah, I just don't remember.

You're that bitch.

Oh fuck it.

I mean no.

Come here, I'll suck your nipples out.

Come here.

Fucking with the gun.

Get down on your knees.

Open the door, please.

No.

Come on, Jerry.

It's time to do some killing.

Jerry!

Jerry! You probably fucking killed him.

Shut up!

Jerry, come on.

Jerry.

Jerry!

Jerry!

Jerry, come on, get up!

You probably killed him, you fucking psycho bitch!

Please, I love her!

How could you love a whore?

She's not a whore!

She's my love!

Fucking idiot.

All you men are the same!

You think all girls are so sweet and innocent?

Well, you're wrong!

How could I prove that to you?

What is this you have one way out of this

Go.

I

wish

I would have said yes.

What?

I wish I would have said yes to you when you asked me out on a real date.

Just say yes and we'll go.

Promise?

Promise.

Do you really love me?

I do.

Then promise me one thing.

Anything.

If we make it out of here, promise me...

Come on.

Do I have a surprise for you.

Get over there.

Take off your clothes.

I said take off your clothes!

Now you're gonna see what a glorious whore your beloved Chewie is.

No, don't.

Don't?

Okay. Then this happens.

And this time it's loaded.

I'll do it.

I want to do it. I'll do it.

I'll do it.

You hear that?

She wants to do it.

Do you see now?

Do you see what a whore your girlfriend really is?

Go.

Now make him see for real.

Oh my...

Oh.

Hmm.

but it's scratching me.

God dammit.

No.

Oh my god.

Bravo!

Bra-fucking-o!

Get the fuck out of here.

I mean,

I've been doing a lot of thinking.

Goodnight.

Goodnight.

No, it's okay, baby.

It's okay.

No, it's okay. No, no, relax. It's okay. I'm here. I'm here for you.

I'm here for you. It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay. Relax.

I'm here for you, and I'll never ever leave you.

No!

No!

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

Calm down. No!

Calm down. No!

It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay.

No!

I got you.

I got you.