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Yeah. Yeah.

Girl, honestly, I still don't understand how you're single.

Like, you're practically perfect.

You can bake, and you're smart.

Hey, ladies.

You guys got bacon up in here?

Some brownies? Ooh, a cake? My favorite.

Do you hear something?

No.

Anyways, yeah, Lily, that TikTok I posted was actually a draft.

I mean, you guys know I know a lot about baking.

Really good at brownies.

Besides, 20 views isn't exactly influencer level.

Wow. Hello.

I mean, still.

You guys need a hand? Still single.

Don't know just like my standards are super high guys like so what am I

invisible to you guys?

Step sis, I know you can hear me. What why are you acting like this?

These cupcakes look super really good.

Step sis stop acting like that. I know you can hear me Seriously,

I'm glad we went with chocolate cupcakes.

Yeah, right they smell so good don't they Yeah, but anyways, so how's your

like little Ex or your situation as you say situations if you guys need a hand

with anything Just let me know. I would be happy to help Anyways, so that's

It's not really working out. He's just not what I expected Yeah,

I feel like

Guys are like, they think effort is like taking a shower.

Do you guys want me to get the sprinkles out of the cap?

What's the next step say?

Um, just water.

We got the milk already.

Oh, it's better with milk. I love it with milk anyway.

That banana looks perfectly ripe.

So, what were you saying?

You guys made cookies too. Those look delicious.

I love spring rolls. I was just saying that we should probably like put these

in the oven.

Oh, you want me to set the oven? What temperature do you guys need?

You just put the cookies in the oven and I'll just like continue frosting.

Yeah, here. I'll get the oven door for you.

You guys, I just wanted to help you bake.

Can you actually help me with the banana?

You sure you don't need any help?

Whatever, I didn't want to help you guys bake anyway.

Yeah, that looks good actually.

I can't wait to taste these.

You should squish it a little.

I just wish someone would notice me like that.

That looks so good.

Right? Ooh, I think the cookies are ready.

Yeah, I think they're still on.

Ah, they look so good.

These are

perfect.

Did you hear about that kid driving to the store by herself?

She looked great today.

And she stopped for coffee. I feel like I'm dreaming or something. I never felt

better. She had a lot of time.

I know.

What are you ladies doing? Cooking some cookies?

They look delicious.

Hello.

This is going to be so good.

Yeah,

I think we need some more bananas too. I have to agree with you guys.

Oh my gosh, I cannot wait. I love banana strawberry cake.

Look, all kinds of cake.

It's about time to put this in the

oven

Yeah, the bananas were good.

I mean, they were a good touch, honestly.

strawberry is my favorite i agree they look delicious strawberries yeah what

is

the next step let's see what does it say

A cookie would add some good crunch to it if you broke it up in there. I'd like

that. Some texture.

That does look good actually.

Right? It mixes kind of good.

Yeah. Totally.

Cookie strawberry mix. Getting it all over your hands.

Oops.

Here, give me another cookie.

Good idea.

They squish like so good. Oh yeah, it makes this pretty good.

One

more

cookie. You can never have two up.

Wow.

Look at those cookies.

Oh, that's a perfect touch.

We're gonna enjoy stuffing our faces with this. Oh, yeah, you can stuff my

face with them all day.

Ooh, fuck.

Cookies and strawberry cake with bananas. I know how to do it.

The sprinkles are gonna cross the edge of this.

I was just gonna leave it, honestly.

Who cares? We're gonna eat it anyways.

Exactly.

You know I'm right.

We should do this again next week. I know. This is so much better than our

little assignment that they tried to get us to do.

Right? It was so boring.

I wanted to just fall asleep.

Next week, too, we should do some shopping.

Yes. Oh, yeah. Where are you guys going to go shopping at?

The nice little mall.

I totally need new skirts.

Oh, same.

Make some hair bows.

I lost them. Girl,

you seriously lost them?

Yeah. Wow.

They were so cute, too. Yeah.

I know. I know. I love looking at those.

I'm bummed that you lost them.

Oh, well. We'll get cuter ones.

Yeah, different colors.

Oh, yes.

I could use a new wardrobe or two.

This is great.

It has, like, a lot of bananas in it.

Don't remind me.

I shouldn't add more? No!

Actually, yeah. Whatever.

Why not?

I don't know.

I'm literally just gonna taste a banana at this point.

Are you sure you got the recipe right?

I'm like, trying to do it.

So, you're just making the steps up as we go?

Yeah, you got me.

Oh, God.

Let's just put all the cookies in here at this point. I'm kind of down, though.

Yeah. Perfect.

You never have too much sweetness.

And the other way.

A nice little cheat meal.

It's a nice breakfast.

A little strawberry sushi my favorite.

It looks

fun.

I hate to just stop my face because it just sounds like a shame, but... Ew!

This is going to wind you up.

Like, what the hell is this?

All right.

We did get a little bit messy with the baking, but it's fine.

Just gotta clean it up after. Okay,

let me help.

Yes, please.

How did that get in there? I don't know!

Let's put that to the side.

Yeah. It's okay.

What have you been doing lately?

You know, I've just been, like, hiking.

A little bit of beach action.

Ooh, nice. Stuff like that.

Nothing crazy.

The big beach or small beach?

A private beach.

Ooh, okay. Ooh, I love that beach. We need to go again sometime soon.

Yeah, private beaches are the best though. You can literally do anything.

You might get away with a lot. Yeah, you can.

Remember that time you went to that private beach and went swimming naked

steps? I snuck away with somebody.

Once I fucked someone on the beach. It was so hot.

I would do it again.

Have you fucked anyone on the beach before?

Kinda.

Only halfway.

It doesn't count.

It was in a tent.

Oh, it was?

Yeah, it was like camping and it wasn't even a big like... It doesn't count.

Girl, you're missing out.

You guys look great in these one pieces. I love them.

Oh, wow.

Ooh, we should watch a movie later.

Yeah, we should watch an action or something like that.

We should like watch spooky movies.

Yes!

These horror films would be amazing.

Oh yes, I fucking love popcorn.

Especially the buttery kind.

Me too.

Extra salt?

Yeah,

what kind of candy do you like?

Um, I kind of like the sour candy.

Oh, the sour candy.

I like it. Sour candy is my favorite.

I like peanut butter cups.

Those are the best.

I mean, I like chocolate too.

Dark or milk?

Dark. Dark? Dark chocolate is the best.

A little bit of sweetness is better.

Yeah, it's healthy. I wish I could eat that, but I just, I don't like it.

Really? Yeah.

You just gotta find the right brand that you like.

It's better with nuts in it.

That is true. For real, or even some nut butter in your dark chocolate, even

better.

This sounds so good right now.

Oh, yeah.

I agree.

Let's definitely go crazy tonight with the sweets.

Yeah, and then gym tomorrow.

Yeah. Like, we could just work it all out.

Yes. It didn't count.

The gym can wait.

You guys are looking even better all oiled up, too. God damn.

Should we, like, spread it in the pan?

Like, it's kind of chunky, which makes it a little bit more. Yeah, just a

little bit more.

How many tattoos do you have?

I just noticed the one on your arm here.

Because it's glistening.

Like, two.

Three, I mean.

Oh, nice. I think I have about five?

Maybe six?

I like yours.

You guys have the sexiest tattoos?

I think I wouldn't get enough of them, but a very small one.

Yeah. It's cool that no one can really see them, you know?

Right? Squishy.

You're like, that's my favorite part.

Yes,

let's add all of that.

No, for real though.

Yeah.

The way you're just poking at it.

Well, I don't have the cool one like you.

That is true.

I'm glad I'm

not home by myself Or with your stupid

boyfriend

It always takes up all your time.

Right? I don't know.

You could do better.

I could.

Yeah, you're right.

I could.

Just hide now. I can't.

It's fine.

I gotta clean my table.

Yeah, clean the table.

Always. Thanks.

I used to always bake at home growing up.

But like it's a good workout.

But yeah, there was like a coyote on the trail.

Oh wow.

There was a coyote on the trail?

Yeah.

That was like part of the motivation to keep going is like running away from it.

Shit, yeah, there's coyotes all around out here, isn't there?

I'd be so scared, honestly, but I'd probably keep going, too, or maybe just

give up.

Just let it attack you?

I don't know. No, I don't want to get eaten alive.

Are you sure about that?

Yeah. Why would you want to get eaten alive? I don't know.

Girl, yeah, I would keep going, honestly.

You just have to keep going.

Literally.

It gives you the extra push you need.

It's like these cookies.

I'm like, what am I even doing?

Just keep going.

Yeah, keep going.

I think they're good, though.

You just gotta spread it around a little more.

Yeah. Get it nice and spread out.

You want it to be chunky?

I can't wait to eat those cookies. I know, I can feel my belly growling for

them already.

I just want them right now.

What's your favorite cookie?

I like the strawberry ones. I gotta go OG chocolate chip for me.

I love chocolate chip, but... That's what I said.

Sugar cookies are good too, but they're just kind of boring to me. I also like

snickerdoodle.

They're like too sweet with frosting.

I mean, you have a point. I just have a really bad sweet tooth, honestly.

What kind of flavor of vape do you have?

I'm curious.

Blue raspberry.

Oh, nice choice. You gotta go with the OG cigarettes. Forget about it. I used

to have this fruity, this really fruity one.

And I fucking loved it so much.

It low-key tasted like Skittles.

I love Skittles.

I used to eat them all the time.

Yeah, me too. They were like my favorite thing.

You like the original or the other ones? Oh, the purple ones. The purple ones

gotta be on top, right?

Or the ones covered in shower sugar.

The tropical ones are OG.

I fucking miss those.

The sour ones, like, hurt my teeth.

Girl, I cannot eat them.

They're so sour they make your mouth bleed, huh?

What's your favorite thing to bake? Or should I say try to bake?

Whatever we're making, honestly.

I don't know what it is, but I feel like it's gonna come out good. Oh, I love

when mom makes her cheesecake.

It's so good.

Mmm, cheesecake.

I haven't had that in a while.

Oh, fuck.

We should make, um, like a cheesecake next.

oh i think so i totally agree with what flavor guys salted caramel i think we

should just make a regular one yeah yeah salt no crazy um flavors

yeah

next time you should definitely bake and do some hiking definitely i agree

Where do you guys want to hike to?

I think I should frost these a little bit more.

No, frost them.

They're so dry.

Just put them in here.

Should I? Fuck it. Why not?

I felt those brownies. They felt super dry.

this will add like the chocolate flavor oh my god oh

yeah

that looks so yummy that would be a great texture

I totally forgot. Oh my gosh, I think I stuck them out on the counter.

Oops.

Did we put something in the oven?

Did we put anything in there? I don't know.

Oh yeah, because we like put some.

Yeah.

Yeah, these cookies look so good.

Oh, yeah, you're doing a great job on those.

You know, I love them. Just like that, huh, sis?

That tastes so good.

Lily, do you want to put another one in the cake?

Oh, yeah.

You'll never go wrong with these cookies.

Yo,

we're making a masterpiece.

I hope the shit in the oven won't burn.

What temperature you guys got? Say that.

Yeah, I don't remember even putting anything in there. It's crazy.

I was going to say, we've just been like, man, it's baking.

I was going to say.

Seriously, I am so hungry

Ooh, seriously, that sounds great.

See the one about how the little kid goes crazy?

Ooh,

vampires,

yes.

fucking best.

I used to read so many vampire books.

Me too.

Yeah. Did you fall in love?

Um, no.

Oh. Yeah.

Like, I read them and stuff, but I just couldn't get into it too much. You

couldn't get into the vampire books?

This is my favorite.

Don't worry, I'll get it for you.

Thank you.

Let me get all this room over here.

Oh yeah, you stand those cookies out good for me.

Oh wait, that's a cake you're making, I forgot.

What other good villain is there?

I don't know.

We're gonna have to like find another movie.

Girl, yes.

Let's see.

Besides vampires.

What about that evil witch?

Maybe there's something we could watch about witches.

Oh my god, that's such a good idea.

Why did you come up with that?

I just said that.

Fucking good.

What's your favorite holiday?

Um, probably Halloween. Gotta be Christmas, right?

The whole family gets together. What about you, though? Who the fuck likes

Christmas? Not me.

I hate, like, when the whole family gets together.

I just hate the commercials.

They're so boring.

There are some good ones though, you know?

Yeah, I'm trying to think, like, of a good witch movie.

Sam, there's so many. I'm sure we'll find something at least.

You know.

That's a good movie to watch.

I haven't seen it before.

You haven't never seen that one? It's so good. Girl, we're missing out. Yeah,

that's a must-see.

I, like, trust your judgment, though.

Well, that's good. I hope so.

Yeah, but also, you can watch any kind of movie.

It's not as poor, you know?

Do you need more help with strength?

Yeah.

You're bringing it down to the foot I might help

How long those cookies got to bake for?

How long should we leave the cookies in for? Like 10 minutes?

10 minutes, yeah.

I think it's been about 5 minutes.

Yeah, probably.

They only got to bake for 15 minutes?

Usually with cookies it's like...

15 to 20 minutes, I think. I don't fucking remember.

I just like to do 10 just to be safe.

They're better chewed anyways, right?

Yeah, because I don't want them to burn.

Ew, no. No one likes burnt cookies.

I like them nice and crisp, not too chewy.

I think I'd be soft

but crispy on the outside.

Oh god. Perfectly so.

My coccyx.

Oh no.

Oh jeez.

Oh that's okay, we have more.

You fucking dropped it.

No, it's fine.

We can just start over.

Oh shit.

It tastes better in it anyways.

That is true.

Fuck.

Ten second rule.

Literally.

This is going to taste extra chocolatey to me. Yeah, it is. Oh my gosh, this is

not even going to be strawberry anymore.

It's fine.

Chocolate covers strawberries, right?

Yeah.

After the other cookies are done, we can definitely put this in and this cake is

going to be fire.

Did

you guys

remember to add eggs to that?

Oh my gosh, it's so messy.

It is messy but it's okay.

You know, it is what it is.

I think we're almost done.

Almost done.

We can watch movies, play video games, eat so much fucking popcorn,

stuff our faces with the shit that we're making.

It's gonna be so fucking good.

I can't wait.

But I definitely want to stay up late.

Fuck no.

Guys, why not?

I haven't stayed up late in so long.

Me neither.

My parents are out of town, so it's all good.

Right? It's the best when they're out of town.

We get to do whatever we want. Yeah, seriously, sis. Isn't that great?

We should ditch my step bro tomorrow and go shopping

Yeah,

I need a new outfit for hiking.

Sam, I don't have enough outfits for this type of shit, really.

Yeah, sis, didn't you say you would hike to that waterfall soon?

We should totally, like, hike to this waterfall.

Ooh, yes, definitely. Are you done?

It just has to.

I'm so down for that.

I think it's so fucking good.

It's nice to get sweaty sometimes.

This hike that I know about, it has like five waterfalls. It's so pretty.

Ugh, no one was talking to you.

Whatever.

And plus,

it's going to be so sunny out, too.

Literally.

Yeah, we're going to get really, really sweaty.

But the weather is going to be so nice, too.

It's been cooling down a lot.

Should we like put these out?

Yeah, let's see.

This like said like 10 minutes or something.

Oh no.

30 minutes for the cake.

Oh my gosh.

We definitely stirred that shit up.

I definitely did. That's for sure.

Like maybe we over stirred it. I don't know.

Probably. It's my first time baking a cake, so I wouldn't really know.

It's just like, hmm.

Let's see.

Yeah. Let's see.

What else am I missing?

I need some big eggs.

Oh yeah, we didn't put eggs in there, did we?

Oh shit.

I'm so glad we baked these.

Me too.

Is that blueberry in the middle?

I can't remember what we put in the middle of these though.

I think it was blueberries.

Yeah.

So good for you.

Those cookies would be even better with some icing on there, wouldn't it? Yeah.

What's that sound?

What's that sound?

Yeah.