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Last week on Survivor, Rich woke up with a tribal council hangover. I got

bombarded at the council. Little Alliance tried to attack Richie on my

birthday. So he decided to fight back by catching fewer fish.

And I'm like, you backstabbers.

Colleen and Jervis, first you want them out of here. And then you're all over

the food.

But Sue did some backstabbing on her own. I never trusted Rich.

He's a snake.

And cracks appeared in the alliance.

Making a deal with Rich is kind of like making a deal with the devil. You know

how to use it?

But it was Rich who burned competition.

We got it! And won the big prize, immunity.

Unable to vote for Rich at the council, Sue and Kelly stuck with the alliance

and sent Jervis packing.

Jervis.

Only six remain.

Who will be voted off tonight?

Just woke up.

I'm wet, so I guess it rained last night, but I slept through it.

Today is the 31st day, I think.

All I know is this is the ninth day till the end.

People were kind of miserable this morning because I was one of the

miserable. I mean, every day is a little tough because we don't have a lot to do

and we're low energy.

We're rich.

has gotten really really weak and really crabby and really hungry and and sean

also trying to put on some weight before the homies tell me i look ugly the food

i miss but not as much as my parents the hardest part uh for me about being here

um is that i miss my family and uh like i've reiterated a thousand times over

i'm no mama's boy but i really like to see my family they mean an enormous

amount to me When you think of their smiles and their hugs and stuff like

that, I just can't wait to see them.

Colleen's legs are pretty beat up.

She's got some pretty bad gashes, and she has some sores up higher on her legs

that she doesn't know how she got.

My legs are bothering me.

I mean, I would be lying if I said my legs aren't bothering me. They hurt a

lot.

I have all these.

And then I have these new ones.

I can't sleep because they itch so bad. So I get a scar, and then I itch it off,

and it's like this never-ending cycle.

And they're going to be like this for the next three years, you know?

Bugs live in them. I mean, it's just awful. It's so awful.

I am feeling like I've been here for 59,000 days.

The past five days have been the longest five days of my entire life.

I miss my old team.

I miss my old beach, you know.

I am the last sole survivor of the Pugong tribe.

I am a dying breed.

Gong has picked up one by one. That's obvious.

Now, I'm very confused at where alliances stand, and I think they're

confused at where alliances stand.

Try and follow all this. I'm going to give you all of what's happened up to

here. Rich and Sue are promising one thing to Sean, promising another thing

to Kelly.

Sue and Kelly are promising one thing to Rich, promising another thing to Sean.

And then Rudy just sits back and watch it all happen.

It seems like Kelly might be flip-flopping and planning strategies at

our expense, and that just ticked Sue off to no end.

Kelly's staying in alliance at this time, but she's trying to make herself

look good to the other team in case it comes down to the end, and she's going

to be one of the last two standing, that she will be like, oh, I didn't align

with them, I didn't align with them. And we're like, this time, no, baby doll,

you're not going to look good. I'm here to play the game, I'm going to play the

game. I don't give a rat's ass what people think about me.

I don't have to prove anything to anybody. I know who I am, so who cares?

That's what's so interesting about this, because I'm getting to see the breakdown

of the Tangi Alliance, which is really funny.

Everybody is very concerned at the money at this point. Like Sean was saying, a

one in six chance of winning a million dollars, and nobody's going to throw

that away.

They'll be gunning for us if they're not already.

I think they are.

It comes to the point where you have to turncoat a little bit.

be a little more strategic, a little more self-preservative. It's a serious

contest. There's a lot of money at stake, and I better start treating it

that way. No one's here just to make friends and shake hands and have

relationships for the rest of the time. Where's Kelly and Sue? They went for

wood. They went for wood that way? That way.

So now it's you and me to the end, period.

I've given you my word.

You know, if I got along the way by somebody that gave me the word, I'd do

something to them. You're the only one I've been able to trust from the

beginning. And you can right to the end. Right.

It's definitely what happens when you put a big chunk of cheese in a maze and

let all the mice go at it, you know, and see who eats who and who scrambles on

top of who. And I don't want to be any part of it. It's not a fun game now.

The barber trivia.

It's not your muscles you'll strain, but tomorrow's event you'll work out your

brain. He got a clue last night and it says you can use your brain, not your

muscles, which is good news.

Not that my brain's any good, but I'd rather use that than my muscles, because

the muscles hurt now.

I suck at trivia, but I love it. And I'm real slow at the buzzer. But you know

what I was thinking before I went to bed last night? I was like, it's going to be

just like a game show. This is going to be so cool. And then I was like, wait a

minute. We're on a game show.

My friends, today, decadence speaks. Oh, we're liking this. We've taken the visa

and created a really cool night tonight for one of you. Oh, no, come on.

One night on a yacht.

You got your TV and your stereo, sure. You

got your luxury dinner with your waiter.

Fresh sheets, beautiful bed, and a hot, hot shower.

Pretty simple. You guys are going to start at the end, A, B, C, all the way

through. True, false, or multiple choice.

You're going to start on the blue squares.

And as you answer questions correctly, you'll move forward through the

different colors.

Now, if you're the last one left on a color that the others have already moved

beyond, you're out of the game.

First one on the mat gets the knight on the yacht. Let's do it. Take your spots.

Here we go.

True or false?

Pound for pound, insects are a better source of protein than beef.

Stare straight ahead.

Everybody take a step forward.

You are right. Almost 80% of an insect is good for protein. All right. What

must be done to water collected from inside green bamboo before it's safe to

drink? A, nothing.

B. It must be strained. C. It must be boiled. Or D. It must be distilled.

Nothing is right. If it's inside the bamboo, it's okay. Richard, you had it.

Rudy, Colleen, step forward.

Kelly. What?

You're out, buddy.

Man! If you do not have water... You should, A, not sleep, B,

not eat, C, stay on your feet, or D, stay active.

Everybody move a step forward.

Not eat, because digestion removes even more fluid.

Susan, I'm sorry.

Yeah, I just seen you again. I'm out of here. Last one.

Join your pal, Kelly.

True or false?

If you eat a poisonous mushroom and survive the first 24 hours, you have a

90% chance of full recovery.

Richard, move into the lead. That is false.

Some mushrooms, in fact, you recover from in the first 24 hours and then die

2 to 10 days later.

Mom, baby!

You can still see the boat through the fog, Jeff.

What is the longest venomous snake in the world?

A, king cobra, B, giant sea snake, C,

reticulate python, or D, kinabalu pit viper?

Sean, move up with Richard.

It was A, the king cobra.

True or false, the dangerous female black widow spider is identified by a

blue hourglass pattern on her abdomen.

What's the right answer, Richard?

Red. Red. False. You and Sean move forward. We have a showdown.

No! Colleen and Rudy, sorry, guys.

Which of the following can you drink to kill intestinal parasites?

A.

Distilled water.

B. Mango juice.

C.

Kerosene. D.

Ginger ale.

Both ready? Yeah.

Richard, you really wanted that, didn't you? Did I lose it? Sean,

congratulations.

C, kerosene.

Oh, I thought that would kill you.

Good job.

Sean, congratulations.

That yacht right there is all yours. One night, hot shower, hot towels, and

everything else we talked about.

Way to go, man.

Good job, Sean. Oh, Sean, here's one more thing to consider.

One other person may be able to join you for breakfast on that yacht.

So I'll let that sort of ruminate in your head as you contemplate this whole

thing.

Otherwise, it's going to be a great night.

Party on the boat.

Okay, yesterday I won a challenge, an island trivia contest. The reward to the

challenge was lucky for me is a night on this luxurious yacht. I understand

there's going to be food, I hope dessert, a warm shower, television,

maybe a newspaper.

But hopefully I get to bring some company with me. If I'm allowed one

person, I owe Kelly a dinner, so she's coming with me.

I really like Sean. I've probably talked a lot of trash about Sean because he's

neurotic and talks a lot, but he's really a good guy.

If he does get to bring one person, he said he's going to bring me, so I'm a

little stoked up about that. I might get to go spend a night on a yacht, which

would be cool because if I could spend a night on a yacht and shower and eat some

food, I'd be good to go for another seven days.

This is an ungodly type of rain that we're not used to in the States. You

know, I've seen some heavy rain pours in New York City, but this is heavy, heavy

rain. I mean, serious rain.

This is really horrible.

Survival of the fittest. Who can stand under an umbrella in the rain the

longest? That piece of crap parachute thing has been the most waterproof thing

we've had on this whole island. So a lot of people have been crowding up

underneath that.

Today is raining.

Last night was raining, and I think tomorrow will probably be raining.

Yeah. This is definitely the worst day. Definitely the worst day of my life. And

it's really bad because it's probably going to be like this tomorrow.

As far as the rain, I think it was a big deterioration on a lot of people.

Really kind of ate at them. Oh, my God. I don't know if I want to live with some

of them right now. Right beyond retired.

hungry cold put it this way it beats driving a semi through chicago at four o

'clock on a friday summer afternoon

thank

god for the sun

So the sky is really clear and everybody's drying out and warming up

good stuff

Pretty

Check out the rainbow.

Wow.

That is great.

What's happening, Jeff?

Well, you know, I wish I was coming here to say that everybody was going on a

yacht. So do we.

Let's go. See you, buddy.

See you, guys.

Bye,

guys.

Sorry you're not coming.

Sean finally leaves to go off to his yacht.

And then he hollers out, hey, I can invite somebody for breakfast. I can

invite someone for breakfast.

Who wants it?

Take her.

Kelly, do you want that to be your meal?

Sean, it's your decision.

Don't pound it off on me.

Yeah, Sean, get some balls and make a decision.

Mitchie, scrambled eggs. See you in the morning, Hatch.

Sean makes up his mind and invites Rich.

Tomorrow, Rich.

You need a booth.

Sean kept saying how he was going to take me, and then last minute he said,

oh, oh, Rich, you like eggs for breakfast, don't you? Okay, me and you,

Rich, I'll take you.

You guys are dumb. I'm so dumb.

Is he not?

I wonder if they got pizza.

You know, we're all hungry and tired and dirty and bored.

He'll probably shave and bathe.

Maybe he might get a massage.

I don't think he's ever had a massage.

Oh, that feels so good. I just hope the poor kid doesn't make a fool out of

himself.

My ass look as bony as it feels.

The captain, he's not going to be steering all night, and he's going to go

to sleep. I just wanted to introduce him to you, just for, you know. But this guy

just really wanted to say hi, and, you know, he's familiar with the show. He's

certainly familiar with you and everything that's going on.

So come on in and take the orange or whatever.

Hi.

Captain.

Captain!

Oh, Pops, I love you. I love you, too, son. Oh, my God.

You look fantastic.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe you got my father here. Oh, my God, Dad. You made my whole

adventure. I cannot tell you how much more this is worth than a million

dollars to me. I can't even tell you.

I thought the reward...

Ample enough to spend a night on a yacht, get a massage, a shower, a shave.

And to see my father there, I mean, it was just a dream come true. You can't

beat him. He's got his heart twice as big as this body.

It's twice as big as your body. It's the truth, son.

I walk on nails, coals, I don't care. Anything.

Me too.

Me too.

I don't know why the bond's so strong.

It is. Well, we got a very strong bond.

You're the best dad. The dad is Luke.

Yeah, yeah, I have my wife.

I am so happy right now.

It's like camp, you know, in terms of girls.

I just wish Sean would just get a backbone sometimes.

It works for me the way he tried to put it on me.

I'm going to bring you, but you can pass it on to Rich if you want to. He didn't

want to be the apple.

He didn't want to have to make the decision that was his to make.

Yeah, Sean's probably still sleeping, but it won't be long before they come

get me for breakfast.

Rich, get your skinny ass down here. Let's go.

My skinny ass?

Hey, hey, tell Sean he's in big trouble.

Tell Sean he's got to deal with Wigglesworth when he gets back.

You know, it's not even the food that, you know, I don't even give a... That's

the point of it. It's the point that he's been going on and on and on about

how... How he screwed you out of a deal. How he screwed me and he owes me. And

then when it comes down to it, he can't even...

Captain. I take it it's Captain.

That's his captain, all right.

Did you have a good night?

I know you needed something to pull you out of your boulder.

This is gonna do it, buddy.

Here we go. Sean A.

Thank you, sir. Nice shower and everything. My pleasure. Looking for

Brett here. Oh, good. Thanks. I have a candle. Meet the captain. How you doing,

sir? He's also known as Jim Kniff, my father.

He's my father?

He's not.

Yeah? Jim!

Was that wild? Holy Moses!

It was good. It was enjoyable.

I just kept eating while they talked and answered questions as I chewed. It was

rockin' pretty hard. Yeah, plus, you know, he had an hour boat ride here,

then we called it off. Two bottles of wine. No wine here. He expressed how

much we loved each other, you know, all that good Father-Son stuff.

Oh my God.

Just dump it out.

This is all your guys' food.

What is this, though? Cinnamon rolls?

Yes, yes.

What is it? Thanks for picking me, Sean. Cheers.

Cheers. Nice to meet you, Dad.

Yeah, I'm a little empty. No worries.

Come on.

Six more days of rice.

I might even skip the last day of eating altogether.

Just not to eat rice.

Sean is seeing that he's in a little bit of trouble and that he should probably

have Rich out there because Rich is going to make sure that I get rid of

tonight and not him.

Maybe somewhere he's thinking that. He's smart if he's thinking that. I like

that.

Good job, Sean.

I can't figure out why he switched at the last minute, but all them ladies are

pissed off at him.

Richard better made a haul of that.

Yeah, literally.

I have so much to tell you guys. I am definitely getting... Oh!

Six out of six votes tonight.

Unless you came back with something, we don't care if you're back.

This is my father, guys.

Come on over here. What?

Sean's father. Shut up.

What? I have so much to tell you guys.

Then we can tell him how dumb you were not to take Kelly with when you owed

her. You know, he kept catching food for everybody. He brought me back to death

before you. He brought food for us.

Colleen, Sue, Kelly.

I thought about it. He's provided food for us 50 times.

When John's dad first came to tell you the truth, I almost cried because I

started thinking about my mom.

A lot.

You know, Sean just gets all the breaks.

But, you know, it was good. It was good. I felt happy for him. And he is the

family kid, you know, so it was good for him. It was nice to have a new face

around and stuff.

Never caught a fish. Never caught a fish.

Super Bowl 2000.

And nothing has been happening in the news. I know you're all wondering what's

happening. There's nothing.

It's boring, eh? Huh?

What's the stock market been doing?

Staying steady or going down? Oh, no.

We had some bad days there. Did you? 400 and something points on the NASDAQ went

down. What's it down to? What's the NASDAQ down to? Then it bounced off. I

haven't. The last few days, I don't know.

Actually, for him to come and visit the camp was sort of cool, but he didn't

know anything.

So that war over in Russia sort of mellowed out.

What? They had the one they were getting towards the end. Oh, the section?

Yeah. I don't know. We're like, what's going on in the world?

He didn't know none of that.

What about the college playoffs?

Oh, yeah, wait a minute.

Duke? No.

Vienna?

No.

Who the hell won't see? I'm not really supportive.

Oh, he's just like Sean.

He's just lovable, but doof.

I'm going to go.

I'm saying goodbye to my pop.

You tired?

Pleasure to meet you, Jim.

Same here.

I've got something for all of you.

right when he goes to leave this afternoon about an hour and a half hour

ago he has this gray bag and in it there's a care package for each one of

us rich

And then we each got a little something from one of our loved ones from back

home.

Even

though

we are apart, just remember you are always in my heart.

We all got thrown a bone, which was amazingly, wonderfully great, because

now I feel like I could do this for six more days, and I definitely will. I'm on

a sugar high right now, more than I have been in a month, so I feel like I could

do anything right now. Thank you. Oh, my God.

Unbelievable. I love it. It's so nice. Being a bear, a good trike. Great

meeting you all.

Love yous all.

I love you. My son. My son. My son. Tell my mother I love her.

Oh, I will. Oh.

I'll tell everybody. Tell them I'll see them soon.

Bye, Pop.

Thank you.

Plenty of food. I don't care. I'm drifting away for a while, just kind of

going home.

And it's phenomenal.

God, I can't wait to get out of here.

Sean's father came back with a bag filled with things for each of us

from... particular people and this made it from uh the most wonderful woman on

the planet valerie she just printed out the email that she was had was having

with her husband who's another incredible man close friend of mine and

it just takes me back to my real world life and has my brain engaged

and juvenated and out of these 16 whoever they are people and into who i

am and Just knowing what's going on and that it's back there and what I'm about

to experience when I go back, you know, I can last the other whatever's left,

seven days, six days.

Hey, guys.

This challenge is for immunity.

Whoever wins gets the talisman.

cannot be voted off tonight's tribal council it's all about will this game

you're going to be standing on planks over a period of time i'm going to

remove certain planks till we get down to one plank last person standing gets

the talisman and is safe tonight this game can take 15 minutes it can take 15

hours you will decide that only rule you can't touch anybody but you can taunt

all you want all right let's go out and do it

Survivors ready?

Did you think somebody would be gone yet? No.

You know I'm cutting already.

I'm pulling this board.

take one down pass it around 78 bottles of beer on the wall 78 bottles of beer

on the wall 78 bottles of beer

So it's ironic that Colleen is even trying.

She thinks she's dead tonight.

I asked her today, I said, Colleen, what makes you happy? And she said, you know,

Rich, irony makes me happy.

So I think it's ironic that she's trying to stay on the board and she's not even

in danger of getting voted off. Kelly, on the other hand, has no idea that

she's leaving this evening.

But it's still...

I bet Sean gets two votes from the girls.

Yeah, Sean may get votes from Colleen.

Colleen and... And maybe Kelly just to throw a vote. Yeah, because Kelly's

trying to look as if she's not part of the voting block.

Go. Go.

Go. Look at her. She's almost gone.

But she's Miss Dancer, so maybe she's got balance.

Let's cut one side.

Now he's cut the other, and they're all wobbling. Look at the wobble. And the

play-by-play. As we look at Sue, she's got the arms up level across the side.

Kelly, holy Moses, she looks like she's going back and forth. Oh, no.

Colleen, looking rather stable, although determined.

Really trying to hang on, thinking she's about to be ejected this evening.

Sean, as goofy as ever. There he goes. Sean Paul rocks the board, and it is

down to three.

Look at him. Oh, Sue.

It's Kelly and Colleen.

Holy Moses.

Okay, so if Kelly wins immunity, what happens?

Sean or Colleen?

I'm thinking Sean. Are you thinking Sean or Colleen? What are you thinking?

I'll go with what you guys say.

I'm feeling you all Sean, Sean, but we've been all Sean, Sean-ing.

I think it was in the old man. Okay. Rudy, say Sean some.

If Kelly hangs in there, Sean is out of here tonight.

So we got to watch because it's down to the wire.

Oh, my God.

This is nuts. You want a cold after being out there? I got to dry off before

I put clothes on. No, no, I'm better than you, remember?

There goes Kelly. They're both gone. They're both waiting. I think when one

wobbles, the other wobbles. Oh, God, Colleen.

This is good.

This is really good.

Because this is so, all you guys were doing out there was saying my feet are

dying, my feet are dying. What are you wearing to travel council tonight?

Shoes? Shoes. Okay, insoles from Dr.

Scholl's. Hopefully they'll give you a little padding on that.

Stupid alliance thing. I don't even care about that anymore. You know, I say I'm

not in it anymore. I'm voting my conscience and, you know, I want to be

true to myself and who I am and keep my dignity.

Who cares?

Kelly, she was a double agent, so to speak, you know, talking to the Pagan

people, really trying to get in with them and then relaying everything we

said to her teammates.

The Pagan people fortunately picked up on that because they all came to me in

unison. They said, I think Kelly's up to no good.

And so it was very plastic, very see-through. And even her biggest

advocate on this island, Sue, saw right through that. I'm voting strategically.

So are they. And they still think I'm in the stupid alliance because if I told

them I didn't want to be, they'd vote me off. So I'm trying to save my own ass.

So how bold and wonderful is that?

Me and Kelly, I thought we had a real friendship going. I really did.

But when I turn around and see somebody starting to dig a knife into my

backside, it just really pisses me off.

I don't care what I say to people. I don't care if I'm nice to anybody at

camp anymore. I do not give a shit.

And it feels so good.

It's great. I love it.

Welcome to Tribal Council 11.

We're going to bring in our jury now. It consists of Greg.

Jenna, and as of last week, Jervis, who's the last person voted off.

Two of you will make it to the final vote. The other four will join these

three and we'll decide who gets a million dollars.

So let's talk about what's gone on since the last Tribal Council. A busy, busy

time. A lot of it hovering around you, Sean.

One decision, though, you had to make was right as we left heading out to the

yacht, I said, you know what, why don't you invite somebody for breakfast?

Correct. Put you in a tough spot.

Very tough spot. You had to pick somebody.

Absolutely.

So what made you change your mind at the last minute? Rich provides food, you

know, the women that I was blessed for on the island. Yeah, but let's not

forget the fact that you said, Kelly, all right, I'm going to take you, but

you can give it to Rich, so I don't know, it's in your hands. No, let me

tell you, I'll tell you why. He tried to pawn it off on me. Rich also gave us

tons of food. He goes out every day fishing for four hours, comes back with

something in his basket nine out of ten times, which is really great for the

tribe. But you didn't say that. This is what I'm thinking.

A day later.

No, what do you mean a day later? Not at all.

He was in my thoughts when I mentioned breakfast. He really wanted to go on

that ship during the contest. I factored all that into it, and I said, Kelly, who

wants to come? And I yelled from the ship, and I just made an instant

decision. If it's the wrong one, and it gets me a vote from Kelly. I'm sorry,

Kelly. It's not about the food, Sean. It's the fact that the whole day before,

you were saying, oh, I'm going to take you. I mean, you don't owe me anything.

It's not about that.

It's just the fact that you were just saying. I felt obliged. That's all.

Okay. Richard. Yeah.

Two tribal councils ago, you got three votes. The only thing that saved you was

the now infamous alphabet system, which cast a vote for Jenna, was the swing

vote. I mean, other people voted for Jenna, but it was that swing vote that

was based on the alphabet that saved you. Looked that way, yeah. It seems

like at this point, if I'm just looking at it on paper, you would be in a very

precarious situation tonight. I could be going home tonight.

Absolutely. How about you, Colleen?

Last tribal council, you said, I'm either going tonight, Jeff, Or I'm going

to the next tribal council.

I mean, I'm feeling like I'm going. Yeah, I mean, I'm the last of my kind

here. I'm the last begone.

So, yeah.

What's your gut on how nasty it's going to get?

What's my gut on how nasty it's going to get? It's going to get pretty nasty.

There's a lot of stuff going on.

Okay, it's time to vote. Rich.

Why are you going tonight?

Because you're screwed up. It wasn't your turn. You were supposed to stay.

So you're actually being sacrificed, even though you were supposed to stay.

But good night.

24-7 is all I have to say.

I'm voting for Colleen, even though she calls me putz all the time. I know we're

good friends, and I like her a lot. She's a cool girl.

So I'm voting, changing her name to Cooling.

And she's a really cool girl. I enjoyed her company.

And I'll probably see her next vote in the jury.

Across from you now are 10 torches representing the first 10 people voted

off. Tonight we will add one more staff to that group.

I'll go tally the votes.

Once the votes are tallied the decision is final the person will be asked to

leave the island immediately They will return however to the next tribal

council as the fourth member of our final jury I'll read the votes

First vote

Sean

Colleen.

Colleen.

Sean.

Two votes for Colleen, two votes for Sean.

Three votes Colleen.

Colleen, you need to bring me your torch.

Play fair,

okay?

Colleen, try the spoken.

Well, I heard Colleen's last words.

Play fair, be nice.

He's a wonderful person.

You guys can grab your torches and head back to camp.

Next week on Survivor. This is the most.

conniving bunch of people I've ever met in my life. There's not an honest one in

the bunch.

Things are falling apart here at Ratana Beach. I

had

a

lot of fun, and the past week was actually the hardest part of the whole

thing. I'm excited now for the next step.

I want to sit in the jury box.

If I came into this game on Taghi's team, I think I could have won. I'm just

going to say it, you know, I mean, no harm in saying it now after I've been

kicked off and I didn't win, but really, I think I could have won.