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Come on.

I didn't mean it.

Fuck me.

Hi, Joe.

You're out.

I'm out.

Listen, I know why you're here.

But I cannot help you.

Hey.

Just give me the address, Joe.

Why are you even assuming I know how to do... No, no, no, no, no. Motherfucker!

Quit breaking my shit.

Baby, you know how this works. The trail is cold.

Okay, okay, okay!

Just... Stop the carnage.

You got the whole world in front of you, and you're going to the one place you

absolutely should not go.

Morning, everyone.

I reviewed the defense's motion to dismiss, and based on the evidence, or

the lack thereof, it's my opinion that the prosecution cannot sustain the

burden for trial. Are you kidding me, Your Honor? For the defense, case

dismissed.

You can't take this to trial, Gordon.

You should be thanking me for saving you the embarrassment.

Gordon? Jackson?

Is there a judge in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Mr. Mayor?

Jesus Christ, Gordon!

Oh, pace yourself, Dan.

Our day will come.

Guys like Kai Proctor don't go down easy.

Gary.

Hey.

You'll get him next time, Counselor.

And I am ready for this day to be over.

Again?

Yeah.

We're just talking to you, honey. My point is, we don't solve our problems

with violence.

I just completed another level. Yeah, it happens every day, Dad.

I just can't believe that you kicked your teacher.

Substitute teacher.

Oh, well, it's okay then. He's a perv, Mom. He tried to see down my shirt.

Yeah, well, with a shirt like that, it doesn't take much trying. Oh, so it's my

fault? So if I get molested by a teacher, you'll just blame it on my

shirt? David, come on. Okay, all right.

Max, honey, you have your inhaler?

Dr. Welling referred Max to another pulmonologist.

Okay. Great.

Is your shoulder bad today?

Just the usual. You all right?

I'm going to grab a shower. Okay.

That's BD. Later.

You're late, bitch.

Whatever, skank.

So, you went shit with your parents?

Yeah, when am I not?

Howdy. I'm gonna go with shitty day and whiskey neat.

Whiskey's fine.

One for yourself.

You coming or going?

Still working that out.

That's me.

Sugar Bates.

In the cruiserweight years.

When you drop him.

Fifth?

Eighth.

He was a southpaw.

They'd take longer.

See, it was a title fight.

I held the belt for 18 months.

I used to hang it.

Right up there.

You know?

Good conversation piece.

But with this tough economy, I had to pawn it a little while back to pay for

the leaking taps.

It's a shame.

Where you from?

Different places.

Where'd you sit?

Roscoe.

I did eight years at Allenwood.

You look fresh.

It's always this quiet around here.

Well, let's stimulate the local economy. Next round's on me.

All right.

All you tourists buying me drinks today.

Not a tourist.

My name is Lucas Hood.

And come Monday, I'm being sworn in as the new sheriff.

Congratulations.

Or should we say, Good luck.

Well, I'll take both. Thanks.

I spent nine years as sheriff up in Church, Oregon. You ever heard of it?

Yeah, I'm not surprised. It's the armpit of the West.

This is my first day East.

I used to go clear across country.

It's less to see than you think.

I thought the sheriff had to be elected.

Usually. But under certain circumstances, the mayor can bring in a

ringer. He and Sheriff Morgan are the ones who hired me, so...

I was looking forward to meeting him when I got here. Yeah, well, that'd be

quite a trick, since he died last Tuesday.

Liver cancer.

I think he thought he had more time.

Your boss know you here?

Don't worry about him.

You know the drill.

Look at this guy.

Excuse me.

Are we disturbing you?

No, not at all. This is just a very good steak.

And I know that.

Once I stand up to deal with you fellas, but maybe you'll come quietly or maybe

I'll have to kill you.

But either way, this steak is going to get cold. You can always reheat a steak,

but it's never quite the same.

You got some balls on you, motherfucker.

Oh!

Oh!

Chance for me. I'll take that gun now.

No. You talk your phone.

That's the new STI, isn't it?

It's a hard gun to get. Who the fuck is this guy? Just sit your ass down. Hear

me out, Sheriff.

They got you outgunned. Damn straight we do.

Well, on the other hand, if he shoots, one of you boys is dead.

We're shitting in a bag the rest of his life.

For what?

200 bucks Sugar has in the register at 4 p.m. on a Tuesday? Come on. So, Sheriff,

why don't you let him take the cash?

Just let him take it.

I'll buy enough drinks to make him whole.

Everyone goes home happy. What do you say?

Am I dead?

Yeah. It was my first day in town.

Shit.

Sorry.

I hope my mother was right about... God.

Jesus ripped shit to Christ.

It's what you call in the Bible clusterfuck of epic proportions.

Two cons, three corpses.

One of them a cop.

I don't like that math.

You better get out of here.

Well, they would have killed me, same as him.

Least I can do is give you a head start.

What about you?

I got a few tricks.

Go on now, get out of here.

Hi, Anna.

How did you find me?

It was Job.

It's a nice house.

Uh, seems, uh... Uh, solid.

So what do you have, two kids?

Yes. Yeah?

How old?

My son is eight.

My daughter is 13.

Hmm.

She looks older.

I can smell your perfume from here.

You're gonna have to leave.

Please.

Please.

Anna.

I'm not Anna anymore.

My name is Carrie.

Where were you?

I tried to visit. No, 15 years.

Anna, what, you were here playing fucking house? You have no idea how many

times. Don't you tell me that. Where the fuck were you?

I don't have to justify myself.

I have children.

Okay?

I have a husband who loves me.

It's me. Don't.

I can't.

You could have led Rabbit straight to me.

Okay.

You moved on. I get it.

Just give me my cut, and you'll never see me again.

I don't have the diamonds.

What?

What? After we screwed Rabbit like that, and you'd gotten caught.

No, no, I did not get caught. There were two of us there that night. I led them

away from you. I know.

Listen.

Tried to fence them the guys I found these real bottom feeders Serbians

They saw me coming

You're telling me you got rolled

Does it look like I'm sitting on ten million dollars

I don't get the girl.

I don't get the money.

I spent 15 years picturing this day, and I gotta tell you, this is not how I saw

it playing out.

I'm so sorry. I am so fucking sorry.

Hey, babe, you out here?

Shit.

Yeah. Hey, honey.

Raccoon.

You trying to kill me?

You picked a spot yet?

You one of them complicated types, is that it?

Nah, some people just don't know simple when they see it.

Don't seem right.

Burying a sheriff with that pawn scum.

You want to dig him his own hole?

Yeah, that'd be the Christian thing to do.

Is that you?

Am I catching you in a bad time?

Sheriff?

Are you there?

Yeah, this is Hood. How's the drive going?

A lot less to see than you'd think. Well, I just wanted to confirm tomorrow.

It'll be in town by then.

Should be, yeah. Great, so that's 1 o'clock at Miles Diner.

Yeah, I look forward to finally meeting you in person.

Great. I'll see you then.

Now tell me, you got some kind of master plan yet?

Well, I usually just get by with my charm.

I need a favor.

And I need $5,000 for all the shit you broke.

I'll make it ten.

Fuck you.

Speak. I need to become someone else. Honey child, don't we all?

Someone specific.

Name? Lucas Hood.

Church, Oregon.

Shouldn't be a problem.

Unless he's a motherfucking cop. Are you kidding me?

I need a quick job.

Baby, you just sat for 15 years because you were the most notorious thief in the

country. Now you want to play cop?

Can you do it?

I mean, I have to hack law enforcement databases, swap out fingerprints and

photo IDs, find any news article that might run a picture. So you can't do it.

Suck my tit, bitch. Of course I can do it.

Take a couple days.

Ask for the credentials. I can get you the papers, but the badge itself.

I got the badge.

I don't even want to know.

Some cons, the minute they get out, they just trying like hell to get back in.

I'm not going back.

Yeah, well, you got a revolutionary wave.

Staying out of trouble.

Here.

Pickup belonged to the sheriff.

Thanks.

Hey.

You got a place to stay?

No one's ever stolen from Rabbit.

Thank you.

Hey going back and stay out of sight before go now

One

sugar

guy

Ah, the headaches.

Did those Mexican painkillers that got your help?

They did.

Thanks.

What brings you around?

I seem to have misplaced two of my men.

Randall Munson.

Munson, the bald one.

One of the boys thought they might have been headed out this way yesterday

afternoon. No, they didn't come here.

If they did, I'd have taken notice.

If any of my employees ever stepped out of line, hassled you in any way, I'd

expect you to call me.

What I mean is, I wouldn't want you to take matters into your own hands.

Look at me.

Nobody runs from a fight faster than an old fighter.

What happened to your title fight?

Oh, I knocked it off the hook the other night.

Busted up the frame.

I'm having it redone.

Thanks for the drink.

You let me know if you need any more of those painkillers.

There's some car.

Look, if you're thinking of stealing from Kai Proctor, you may as well take a

bullet and put it in your head right now.

Kai Proctor.

There is a name. What the man doesn't own, he runs.

What he doesn't run, he burns to the ground.

He seemed to like you well enough.

We go back a ways.

Uh-huh.

Listen.

You don't seem like the kind of guy who takes advice.

But I'm going to try anyway.

That's $400.

Take it and go.

I can't.

Look around.

You're free, man.

Pay you back in a few days.

Good to meet you, Lucas Hood.

Lucas Hood, Howard.

Help me.

It's a legitimate concern, and I promise I'll talk to the school board.

Excuse me.

Say hi to Amy.

Sheriff Hood.

That's right.

It's great to meet you.

Yeah, you too.

I know I look young, but that's just because I am.

Joe, two suits, badly tailored.

They're looking for you.

Cops?

Let's hope so.

I want all the backup drafts in the car, now.

Keep the engine running.

Gentlemen, we don't actually open till 10, but if you'll follow me back

upstairs, I'm sure we can find somewhere to fit you in.

Down here might be better for the private nature of our inquiry.

Inquiry? May I see some ID?

This ain't a badge.

No.

It's not.

Fucking slow cunt!

We work for Mr. Abbott.

Sweet fuck.

The guy you're looking for.

Came in. Couple days ago. And what did he want?

Just the usual, man. Credit cards, IDs.

What is he now?

I'll tell Mr.

Rabbit wherever he wants, but I have no idea.

Okay, okay, okay.

I'll get the fire. It's in the safe.

That would be helpful.

So I pissed off some people when I hired you.

But every sheriff that we've had, including Morgan, ended up on Proctor's

payroll. So I needed an outsider.

So you brought me in here to take down this one guy, this Proctor.

He's not just one guy.

All right, there's not a criminal enterprise around here that doesn't

start or end in his pockets.

Now, I know you don't work till Monday.

I want to show you the caddy.

The caddy?

The old sheriff's department burned down three years ago.

City Hall was pretty strapped. Former's Cadillac had just gone under, so we got

creative. Girl, you gonna leave that man, and you gonna leave that man

tonight.

I'm up.

I'll call you later.

Hey, Lucas Hood.

Good to meet you, Elmer. Sheriff Hood.

Great to meet you.

Afternoon, Mayor.

This is Lucas Hood.

This is Emmett Yoners.

He's one of the top ten rushers of all time at Penn State.

Good to meet you. Welcome to the BSD.

And this is Brock Lotus, our longest serving member of the department.

Is that right?

How you doing, Sheriff?

I didn't even do anything!

Oh yeah, you're a model citizen.

You try and fight me again, I remove your fucking testicles.

Hi. Hi.

This is Lucas Hood.

It's your new boss.

Well shit, Danny, you could have said so sooner.

I'm Siobhan Kelly.

My name's Peter. Shut the fuck up!

Siobhan, I was thinking maybe you could show the sheriff the town of Banshee?

Oh, I'd love to, but I have to write up Charlie Sheen over here.

Yeah, actually, uh, I'd love a tour from the longest-serving member of the

department.

All right, so why don't we start on the outskirts of town? There's an Indian

casino. We'll go way back.

I catch you on a bad day, or you always this cheerful.

Ah, shit.

What's going on?

Moody boys build furniture. The Amish mills have been driving down their

prices. We've, uh, we've had incidents.

They won't hit back. All you've seen witness.

Yeah, that's great.

Why don't you let me handle this, huh?

Yeah, sure.

Hood! Hood!

We don't work, you don't work.

Fuck up, folks!

Hey!

Why don't we all just take a moment?

Talk about this.

Who the fuck are you?

Lucas Hood.

I'm the new sheriff.

Hey, Lotus, I thought you were supposed to take over when Morgan kicked.

Yeah, well, you and me both.

Hey, Cole!

It's enough.

I'm sure your wife's got better things to do than to bail your ass out of jail

today. I'm not doing messy with them.

Yeah, you are, Brian.

If you're the sheriff, why aren't you in uniform?

I don't start till Monday.

So there's nothing stopping us from fucking your shit up today, then, huh?

I hoped you'd make that connection. All right, boy.

Easy, deputy.

I got this.

So come on, Cole.

Fuck my shit up.

All right, just to be clear, we'll be pounding a civilian here.

Come on, motherfucker!

Get up!

Get his ass, Cole!

Get his ass!

That's enough, Cole.

Mr. Proctor.

Your four-on-one advantage wasn't enough?

You needed this?

Hold on.

These men are on a schedule.

Why don't you boys help them load their wagons?

Yes, sir.

Come on.

You are?

Lucas Hood.

The new sheriff.

Fucking Dutchie.

This isn't open.

Hi, Proctor.

Sorry if I stepped on your toes.

Mr. Proctor, what exactly do you do? I'm in meat.

Why don't you stop by the slaughterhouse?

Set you up with some nice steaks.

Maybe we should do that.

It's a good issue, isn't it?

Hey,

Lotus.

I'm going to walk.

You're welcome by the way

I have to go.

Come on.

Say it.

See you later.

What?

But I love you.

Oh. You okay? Oh, yeah, my bad. Okay.

Sorry.

15 years old, my ass.

Hey! Sorry, you dropped this.

Thanks. Shouldn't you be in school?

Yeah, I should.

Can't your boyfriend take you back?

Who says he's my boyfriend?

Well, I hope he's not your brother.

P&Ls.

Our numbers are down in both strip clubs.

It's the economy what it is.

Men will pay for tits until they're broke or dead.

Fix that bird.

They said you wanted to see me.

It's a relatively humane procedure.

We stun the beasts with a pneumatic-captured bolt gun.

One of these.

One bolt, the brain does the trick.

Then we cut them, and they quietly bleed out.

Listen, uh... The old order of Pennsylvania Dutch don't like being

called Dutchies. It's derisive.

I believe I heard you called my father a fucking Dutchie.

I was just running my mouth.

I didn't know he was your father.

Now you take your teeth and put them back in your fat, bigoted mouth and get

the fuck out of here.

Back in your mouth, I said.

Why don't you see Mr Moody out?

You.

Did I get your size wrong?

No, I'm good.

Bring the pants to the Martinizing over by the diner. They'll take them in for

you. All right, thanks. I'll do that.

You got any family coming to the swearing-in?

No.

I don't have any family.

Coming or not.

Well, we'll all be there.

Anna Proctor's reception after.

Reception?

Say what you will about Proctor, but the man knows how to throw a party.

There. Now that's what a sheriff looks like.

I do solemnly swear... I do solemnly swear... That I will support... protect

and defend that i will support protect and defend the constitution and

government of the united states the constitution and government of the

united states and of the state of pennsylvania and the state of

pennsylvania that i have no knowledge of any circumstance but i have no knowledge

of any circumstance past or present past or present that would disqualify me from

the assignment of this office that would disqualify me from the assignment of

this office that i have neither given that I have neither given nor will give

any person any gratuity, gift, fee, or reward in consideration of support for

this office nor will give any person any gratuity, gift, fee, or reward in

consideration of support for this office that I am duly qualified to hold office

that I am duly qualified to hold office under the Constitution of the State

under the Constitution of the State and that I will well and faithfully perform

And that I will well and faithfully perform.

The duties of Banshee County Sheriff.

The duties of Banshee County Sheriff.

The office of which I now enter. The office of which I now enter.

So help me God.

So help me God.

Understated as usual.

You just charged the man with racketeering and now you're at his

party.

Only in Angie.

Sheriff Hunt.

Inspector.

This is some shindig.

You find the Banshee is not the backwater town it sometimes pretends to

be?

You enjoy yourself.

I'll check in on you soon.

Sheriff.

Sheriff Hood.

Wouldn't hope well.

You met at the swearing-in. The D.A., right?

Honey, come over and meet our new sheriff.

Hi.

Lucas hood great to meet you Sorry,

I'm not myself tonight. No, who are you then?

Good to meet you. Mrs. Hopewell Tell me there's

something wrong with that guy.

He went through the moody boys like they were cardboard

So, you're upset that our sheriff goes out to fight?

It wasn't just fighting him. It was fucking combat.

Sheriff Hood,

I'd like you to meet Chief Benjamin Longshuttle of the local Kanawha tribe.

A good friend and a great man revered in Banshee.

Good to meet you, Chief.

Likewise, Sheriff Hood.

My son, Alex.

Hi. Hey, Alex.

When you get settled, my tribal consul.

Wants to honor you with a dinner.

On the reservation, of course.

Yeah, that sounds great.

You'll excuse me?

A sheriff?

You kidding me?

They have a great health plan.

You're not gonna need them in prison.

You used to have more faith in me.

Why are you doing this?

You know why.

Come here for a sec.

I don't believe this.

It's an old sergeant's safe.

I can't get in there, but you could do it in your sleep.

Jesus.

Come on, it's the least you could do. No.

What you're doing is crazy. If you don't end it, I will.

You're in no position to blow any whistles, Mrs. Hopewell.

I'm feeling pretty tired. I'll get you to the choir.

I think we've stayed long enough.

Hi. Thanks for having us.

Sure.

Glad you stopped by.

This isn't awkward at all.

Touchy motherfucker!

Knight to Rook, four.

Yours.

Pishak to Queen, three.

Yours.

So, no documents, no software, no hardware.

Everything in this hairdresser's burned.

Yes.

Queen tonight too, checkmate.

You will find them both.

Quickly.

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