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My smile so bright,

Borrowed from the blue skies,

My gaze, a prize,

From your intoxicating eyes.

Your waist is slim, like a finger ring,

You take my breath away.

Don't let your veil sway,

You take my breath away.

Girl, you made me feels like ?? UNCLEAR

Don't let your veil sway,

You take my breath away.

Baby you made me run like ?? UNCLEAR.

Got me in my feels like...

Deep down in my soul, I...

Wanna make you all mine.

Wanna make you all mine.

My eyes spill rose water rain,

My curls drive them insane.

I walk around, hunting for that kohl so deep,

Boys search the world for it, just for me.

My hazel eyes cast spells, my feet glow so fair,

Boys don't breathe when I'm not there.

My walk sets the very water on fire,

With the jingle of my anklets, the world I acquire.

You alone have driven everyone crazy.

You take my life away.

Girl, you made me feels like ?? UNCLEAR

Don't let your veil sway,

You take my breath away.

Baby, you're my lifeline.

Don't let your veil sway,

You take my breath away.

You are as delicate as five or seven flowers,

I will love you 5 to 7 times for sure.

Be ready at 5 or 7 o'clock, my dear,

We'll be out for 5 to 7 hours, have no fear.

I will get ready by 7 or 8 o'clock, you know,

I will fix my makeup 7 to 8 times for sure.

After 7 or 8 days, you know,

I'll ward off the eye 7 or 8 times for sure.

God save you from evil eye, bae,

You take my breath away.

Don't let your veil sway,

You take my breath away.

Girl, you made me feels like ?? UNCLEAR

Don't let your veil sway,

You take my breath away.

You take my breath away.

Baby, you're my lifeline.

You take my breath away.

Wanna make you all mine.

Man, you burned us!

It's not so easy to burn you.

If you're that scared, stand further away.

Get out of your dreams, she is here.

"It's our wedding night, I'm lifting her veil..."

I haven't even talked to her yet

and you're already going for veil!

Is there a tax on thinking?

Think big!

Hey, just go and say it...

"I love you."

This is not Bihar, uncle.

Hey, saying this, I hooked up with a girl in Kharar yesterday.

Does Kharar fall in Bihar?

They call me Kartara.

They call me Billa!

What does proposing to her have to do with this?

Today this Jatt will make her say yes.

Hello?

Where do you think you are going?

I'll get the other one.

I am also a Jatt. It's not like I'm a Nepali.

Sir!

Both of us will be brothers-in-law!

Then follow me.

Billa!

Yes.

This salon seems quite "frank" to me. Agreed.

Excuse me.

Boss, this salon is an all-rounder.

Stupid!

Sorry, bro.

Bro?

I mean, sis.

Sis?

At times like this, one should just say Ji.

You can go, Ji.

May I help you?

Help!

Sat Sri Akal, Ji. (Greetings) Sat Sri Akal.

We also want to

learn this work.

It's a 35,000 rupee package.

For two months.

Don't you have a smaller package?

Something that's around 2,000 or 2,500 rupees?

I mean, you can us a "shortcut" to teach us.

We are quick learners.

Then you can learn from the village barber.

Why waste money here? Huh?

Actually,

we are in the mood to waste money.

Right, Billa?

Absolutely right. Will the money go with you after death?

Give it to her.

Give it. Yes.

Give me the receipt.

Nimmo...

He's new...

He's a new admission.

Please take care of him. Hmm.

Is this fine?

Yes.

Sorry.

Sat Sri Akal, Master!

Master? Have you come to learn Tabla from me?

I don't care whether you teach me Tabla or Dholki,

I'll master it completely.

Takad-dhummm!

The boy's family will say "Yes" to her as soon as she reaches there.

Excuse me?

I have two boys.

One is 9 years old, one is 12 years old.

Oh, really!

You look so young

Focus on the work, not on the ladies, okay?

Don't stand on my head.

I have spent 35,000 rupees. I will stand on your head.

Come again?

I was saying, if I don't stand on your head,

how will I learn?

Shouldn't I teach you by holding your finger?

It would be a fantasy come to life.

I'd love that, Master.

It'd be perfect.

Cut the nails of her other hand, I will just come.

Master,

please stand here, so that nothing goes wrong.

What could go wrong?

It's not like I asked you to fix a wire on the transformer.

Haven't you cut nails before?

I never cut them...

I've only eaten them.

Ask her,

if she agrees,

then I will chew them off with my teeth.

Behave and trim her nails.

Sat Sri Akal!

Billa will... cut every single nail on your hand.

Focus on what you are doing, please.

I'm so focused...

Sorry.

I'm so focused that

people will come here and start asking:

"Where is Billa? Where is Billa?"

We had another student just like you. Lali.

Okay.

By mistake, he cut a girl's finger.

Then?

Then what?

Her brothers come here every day to look for him.

"Where is Lali? Where is Lali?"

"We want to kill him."

We don't like people who cut girls' fingers.

We respect girls.

There he goes again!

Oh, my God! My finger!

Sorry, sorry, sorry!

You just wait here. I'm going to file a complaint against you.

What did I do? What happened, ma'am?

He cut my finger.

It's my mistake.

I even told Master to stand there.

Don't you know he is a fresher?

Yes.

Tomorrow, he might cut someone's throat.

He's not my responsibility.

Come on, how can I cut someone's throat?

There are no nails attached to the throat!

He cut my finger and then started spitting on it.

Why did you spit on it, boss?

Spit is antiseptic.

Even pee is antiseptic.

Come on man, how can I pee on her finger?

That wouldn't look good.

Right.

Tell me, everyone.

He is right.

See?

Spit is better than pee.

Ma'am, tell him not to come near me from tomorrow.

Make him assist someone else.

Let's go.

Master!

Master!

Master, I'm sorry.

You don't need to be so upset.

It takes time to learn, doesn't it?

Forget it. This job isn't your cup of tea.

Go learn something else.

Our family won't agree.

They sent you specifically to learn this work?

They say we have to work on ten nails to make a living.

When they come to know that we are learning to do nails,

they will be biting their nails with joy.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Speed up.

Or are you waiting to feed their children?

Billa!

Yes, brother?

Did she just insult me?

Insults only count if you have a reputation to lose.

Then no worries.

Can't damage what I don't have.

I'm bankrupt in respect,

and my dad has no respect too.

The internet is down again today.

Do one thing, grab some mobile guy,

and recharge my phone for 3-4 months at once.

Sir, why do you want to trouble someone

for just a couple of hundred rupees?

I feel insulted.

Insult, cold, and shame...

the more you feel them, the worse they get.

That's why you are not moving forward.

You should have become a DSP by now.

You are a good officer. It's time you change yourself.

Okay, sir.

Sir, someone has come to file a report.

Are we sitting here to write a poem?

Call him.

Yes, sir.

Come on, brother.

"Gabbar!"

"Gabbar!"

"Gabbar!"

Only I will go inside.

Brother,

don't worry, you will find your mother.

If I had listened to mother,

I would not have had to see this day.

By the way,

what did mother say, brother?

Since I didn't listen to her,

how can I tell you what she said?

So, what's the problem?

My world has ended.

I can't find my mother.

Strange!

I had heard of children getting lost,

you are the first kid to lose his mother.

This was my last mother.

The last mother?

My father got married thrice.

The first two mothers passed away,

the third one had barely settled down,

but this one too...

Does your mother have any illegitimate relationship with anyone?

She hardly had a legitimate relationship with my father.

Fine. Don't worry.

I have a plan.

Tell me about me.

Get me a 499 rupee recharge plan,

and in return, you get your mother back.

I will get that done,

you just find my mother.

No problem.

Go to the clerk and file a report.

Okay.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

What's your name?

Gabbar.

Gabbar...? What a filmy name!

Yes, my dad was very fond of watching films.

I see!

And the film Sholay was his favourite.

Whenever my mother wouldn't sleep,

my dad would say,

"Sleep, otherwise Gabbar will come."

Then?

Then what? One night my mother didn't sleep,

and Gabbar came.

"Gabbar!"

"Gabbar!"

"Gabbar!"

Hey!

Listen, give me three kilos of pomegranates,

and two kilos of apples with stickers.

I haven't even made my first sale yet, sir.

Really?

Yes.

Even our whip hasn't seen its first customer yet.

Have you ever visited the station?

I pray I never have to visit it.

Visit there someday?

There are not as many accident-prone vehicles there as there are street stalls.

Wait a minute.

Hello?

Municipal Committee?

Why don't you pick up the street stalls from the road?

Remove all the street stalls from here or I will do it myself.

They are causing a lot of mess.

An accident took place in front of me.

The poor woman's leg... Sir!

was barely saved.

Fine... let it be.

They are just immigrants trying to make a living.

Just give him a warning and let him go.

Listen... Yes.

Next time my scooter comes and stops here, Yes, sir?

Just take the bag and ask what should you to put in it.

Sir!

Why do you have such tiny apples?

Get big ones, as big like your head.

Got it?

Now what? Sell your stuff.

Why are you staring at my face?

Go!

I swear on my mother, if this were my village,

I'd show you who Lakhan really is.

Hello guys, I am your Gen-Z Uncle!

You give so much love to my reels,

respect them... So thank you.

Will meet you soon with a new reel.

Muah!

Love you guys, love you!

Mother!

You see my reels

but neither like them nor comment.

Are you Karan Aujla?

I have more fan following than him.

What are you saying?

See! Brother has come.

Mother, how many times have I told you

to use your phone less, you will damage your eyes.

Why do I need perfect eye sight at age?

It's not like I want to become a sharp shooter.

I just have another two months left.

Take the name of God.

I have to go to God after two months.

Don't stop me like this.

I won't stop you.

Here, Satwant Kaur,

I got apples with stickers and pomegranates for you.

Extract their juice and drink it.

Who did I rob today?

Why would I rob anyone? I am not bandit Man Singh.

This is what I would call a free gift.

Daddy,

yesterday's gift turned out to be a rotten mess.

Really? I had to throw it away.

Why didn't you tell me earlier, dear?

I stopped her.

I said you have already looted the poor man.

He should not be beaten.

He will get beaten for sure.

You go cut the fruit.

Come dear, wash them. Okay.

Your brother must be on his way back as well.

Come nephew, come.

I was waiting for you.

It is your choice, nephew.

You haven't followed your Gen-Z uncle back yet.

Follow me too, son.

My ID is in the name of "Fish n Jagiro."

Follow your father too.

Police recruitment is open, go and fill out the form.

That leaves Mom and Rimpy.

Ask them f I need to follow them too.

As soon as I come home, you all start shooting at me.

Come on, son.

It is easier to find God than to find a job.

I don't want to do a job.

A street vendor just stopped me and said,

your father took 500 rupees and left.

I have to wear a mask while going through the market.

I have just come back after paying the fees.

I want to learn how to make software.

Fine, learn it.

If you can't learn the software,

I'll dismantle your hardware,

to get you back into rhythm.

We?

Nephew, don't forget to follow me.

Why are they sitting here?

Leave it, what do we have to do with it?

Ouch!

Why the "Ouch"?

There's no need to worry, Master.

I was just touching your feet.

Hello, Ms. Billo.

Hello.

Master, I want to talk to you about something.

I know you want to talk about what happened yesterday.

It's okay.

No, no... it's not that.

It's actually something else.

What is it?

Ms. Billo, I don't want to talk with you.

It's not on your level.

I want to talk to Ms. Nimmo!

Ms. Nimmo...

Let us talk at the coffee shop.

Very personal.

It will take only two minutes.

Come with me.

Please.

They will take time.

Should we go and drink a banana shake?

Why?

You think I've never had a banana shake?

Here they pour it in a big glass with a double pipe and a cherry.

It is fun.

What is this?

These are my grandmother's nails.

These are my mother's nails.

These are my sister's nails.

And... these are my uncle's nails.

This morning, Kartar Singh cut his entire family's nails.

Just like Arjun could only see the fish's eye,

like that, all I can see these days are nails.

You don't have a cow or a calf at home?

You would have cut their nails too.

Do you think I am not a professional?

Look at this... our calf's nails.

When I trimmed the calf nails, he went, "Wow, wow!"

Now he got a girlfriend.

He thanked me.

He said, "Wow, Kartare, this is great."

So you called me here to tell me all this?

No.

Actually, I had to tell you,

that the person who can cut a calf's nails for you

can also get charged under Sector 307 for you.

I don't know how to propose.

Just know that...

I love you.

If you don't want a shake, then let's go have a Kulcha.

He makes it quite well.

You are craving Kulchas and I am worried what's taking them so long.

Oh hello!

You don't have to worry when Billa Jatt is here.

Don't stress and don't make yourself sick.

Billo... who is he?

Hey...

Why are you asking Billo?

Ask me, your brother-in-law...

"Who am I?"

Got it?

Or do you want to get slapped?

Did he run away?

Or not?

Behind you.

He's behind me?

He hasn't left yet?

You still haven't left?

You're still standing here.

What do you want?

Another slap?

Billo... I'm asking you again. "Billo..."

Do you know this guy?

No, brother.

Brother? Hmm.

Brother? Hmm.

B-B-Brother?

Brother...

Dear brother...

You scoundrel!

Wait, I'll knock the romance out of you! Brother, brother, brotherm please!

You were troubling my sister, huh?

Brother, brother, brotherm please! Brother, I've got an iron rod in my hand.

You're about to get some iron blows.

Now tell me!

Come on man, don't record me getting thrashed.

You can hit me a couple of times more if you want.

Say sorry... to my sister.

To sister. Apologise.

Let go of my hand.

Go ahead and say sorry.

Forgive me... their sister.

Get out of here now.

Don't show up here again.

Wake up, Billa.

Take this turmeric milk.

Doctor has said to keep giving it to you every 2 hours.

They made this Billa say "meow".

Billa, Maan Saab said:

"If you walk down your beloved's street,"

"Don't be afraid of the dogs."

And look at you... getting scared of a mongrel.

They weren't mongrels,

they were like wild boars.

They hit me hard.

Hello?!

What happened?

Why didn't you guys show up today?

Actually, Billa was not feeling well today.

Did he get sick or did someone hurt him?

I saw it happen live, you know.

Why are you calling me if you've seen it live?

We will come to work tomorrow.

He deserved to be beaten.

He looked at me with bad intentions.

Stupid.

Wonderful!

I am so fortune that I finally got to see you.

You neither pick up my calls nor call me back.

I'm begging you, just pay me for the paint job.

Money?

Didn't I already pay you?

Do you think you'd pay me twice?

I wouldn't pay even once, but fine.

Take it, count it, and deposit it.

Sir, you owe me 1.5 Lakh rupees.

I'm not running away.

What kind of trash colour did you use anyway?

Look, it's peeling off already.

It's been a year! Did you expect a lifetime guarantee?

Keep yapping and I'll take this money back too.

God knows what colour this is... and top of that he just keeps troubling me.

Buzz off.

Billo... ?? UNCLEAR

Yesterday was a total disaster.

The poor guy got beaten up for nothing.

I was scared too.

I thought he might come for me next.

You can apologize to him today. Okay?

Sorry, I didn't mean to do this.

You could have just said that you work with me.

Yeah. Your brother skinned the poor guy alive.

He spent the whole night nursing his wounds.

If I had called my crew, you would have said

Billa is here to start a riot.

Billa!

Do we need to call a council for you to forgive us?

You are forgiven for everything.

Why are you asking for forgiveness?

You don't need to.

It is... Billa's duty to apologize.

Billa, say sorry.

She should apologize.

Billa, are you really going to argue with your sister-in-law?

Apologize.

Please, forgive me.

Apologize to her as well.

I'm sorry.

Now tell me, who else needs to apologize.

If you think...

that doing this will impress me...

Then you're absolutely right.

I'm impressed.

Billa! She's fallen for me!

A gentle scent drifted by riding on the breeze,

A girl crossed my path, bringing me to my knees!

My peace, my calm, began to break,

Looking in her eyes was my only mistake.

Looking in her eyes was my only mistake.

Looking in her eyes...

I saw something so beautiful, in a morning rush, I fear,

I might go crazy tangled in your hair.

I stay lost in your tresses,

You're God's own creation, I confess.

Your home became my heaven's address.

Looking in her eyes was my only mistake.

Looking in her eyes was my only mistake.

Looking in her eyes...

Her twin curls dance, they rise and fall,

Her twin curls dance, they rise and fall,

The world is lovely, but my beloved tops them all.

As she slowly lifted the veil from her face,

A calm spread through my heart's space.

My heart became hers in that embrace,

Looking in her eyes was my only mistake.

Looking in her eyes was my only mistake.

Looking in her eyes...

Let's make a vlog.

Friends, the cause of a Jatt's troubles are his moustache.

So today, this Jatt is here to get his roots touched up.

See you again with a fresh look.

Don't forget to like and comment.

Let's go, man.

Amazing.

I'll be damned.

He said he was learning how to make software.

What kind of software is this?

Such dirty hands?!

At least clean the dirt from your nails.

I dig out earwax with them.

Uncle?

Useless!

Uncle, you?

Don't worry, he's my uncle.

That's just how we greet each other.

Say hello.

Sat Sri Akal, uncle!

Is there a problem, sir?

Why are you teaching our son this nonsense?

It's not nonsense, uncle.

There is a lot of scope in this field.

Yeah.

I can see the "scope," boy.

Come home, son.

There's plenty of "scope" there too.

Carry on!

Uncle, please go.

We're leaving too.

I'll be right back.

Speak up.

What happened?

What happened you ask, sister-in-law?

He's started working in a beauty parlor.

And over there, he cleans dirt from girls' nails.

There you go!

Uncle, it's not a beauty parlor, it's a Nail Studio.

look how excittedly he is telling

just like he work's in honey singh studio

But son, you said you were learning how to make software.

Mom, it's important to do market research before starting a business.

That's what I was doing.

There's a lot of money in this field.

There's also a lot of earning in opm work

Then why don't you sell it

hey what will we say to people

that's sandhu's son works in a beauty parlour

Do you have to broadcast everything to the world?

There is no need to tell the matter will spread without being told

Let the word spread, what crime am I committing?

I only cut people's nails, I don't cut pockets like you.

You...

And mom, all three of you be ready in the morning.

Before going to the parlor tomorrow,

I'll make your nails shine.

And uncle...? Yes?

You should prep your nails too.

I brought a special saw just for you.

Sister-in-law, if this goes on for another month,

he'll stop looking at girls and start looking at boys.

I say that from what I've seen happen there.

Meaning? Meaning...

there is a lot of "scope" there.

Oh no!

He will walk through the village streets.

And the villagers will say:

"Let's grab him..."

"Boy's got the perfect curves."

Oh, my God!

Listen,

Hey I am listening

Take a leave tomorrow.

Let's just get him married.

where will i find such a relationship so soon

Otherwise, you'll have to find...

"Boy's got the perfect curves."

Shut up.

Mom, please tell me, why are we going to Aunty's house?

Your Aunt isn't well.

And I'm a doctor?

She called and asked us to bring a sensible person along.

That's why we're taking you along.

Hmm. Being sensible is a crime these days.

Tell me about it!

My brother is so handsome,

you'll say yes the moment you see him.

So many relatives?

I think Aunty passed away.

This boy is indeed a catch.

Sat Sri Akal, aunty!

Sat Sri Akal. Come here, sister, come here.

What's up, brother?

There comes your aunt. Aunty, you?

You look just fine. From which angle are you unwell?

Who says I am unwell?

I was absolutely fine.

Mom brought me here saying:

"Your aunt is on her deathbed."

She wants to discuss your marriage.

The girl's family is here.

Come on.

Let's go. Come on.

Let's go. Come on.

Come on, brother. Let's go.

All good, sister? Come on. Let's go.

Yes, sister.

We have got such a wonderful family,

what more could we want?

Our happiness is in our children's happiness.

Agreed.

We've talked enough,

let the boy and girl chat a bit. Yes!

Yes! Right!

What are you staring at?

Go.

Go dear, go.

Go talk.

He's a smart boy.

They make a beautiful couple.

What are your hobbies?

Oh, just bombs, bullets, guns, axes...

those are a Jatt's only hobbies.

Very nice! I love alpha males.

What do you like to eat?

To eat?

I like opium, poppy husk...

these days smack is trending.

After the wedding, don't tell me you sold my jewelry.

I've already sold Mom's earrings...

Still haven't got them back.

Look Simmi, you are like a younger sister to me.

Like a sister?

Just like my... younger sister.

I don't want to ruin anyone's life.

Please don't talk like that, I'll fix you.

Oh, I have no intention of getting fixed.

I have a girlfriend.

So what?

Everyone has one these days, I had a boyfriend too.

Love marriages have no spark these days,

that's why I didn't do it.

Look Simmi, don't rush.

I will find you a brand new, box-packed boy.

Okay?

Yes.

Look, our girl is back.

I like the boy.

Sardar Ji, have some tea.

"Sardar Ji" won't drink tea now, he'll celebrate!

I like it.

Our girl likes the boy.

There you go!

She says he's quite funny.

Come on, have some sweets.

Come on, have some sweets.

Congratulations! Congratulations!

Congratulations! Congratulations!

Have some laddus (sweets). Congratulations!

My brother is so handsome.

"Boy's got the perfect curves."

"Let's grab him..."

Nimmo, we'll have to run.

You can't pay the bill?

No. I mean...

We'll have to elope and get married.

Why?

My dad fixed my marriage somewhere else.

Go to hell!

Don't call or text me from today.

You're running away all by yourself?

I asked you to run away with me. Listen to me.

Why? Don't I have a reputation in the village?

I have respect too.

I'm willing to run with you.

It's not like you'll be doing it all by yourself!

I don't want to run.

If you want to marry me,

send a proper proposal to my house.

I won't decide without my family.

What if I send my dad to your house,

and your family says no?

If you're scared your dad will be insulted, then come alone.

To get insulted?

No, to get married.

Okay, I'll bring Meow tomorrow.

Meow?

Billa!

Kartara, listen carefully.

If you don't become mine,

I won't let you be anyone else's either.

If I become yours,

will you let me be anyone else's?

Billa, what do you think? Will they agree?

Come on!

First, don't stress.

Second, don't panic.

Third, no worries.

Billa is with you.

That's exactly what worries me.

Come on.

Please stop it.

Forgive me.

??

Break his legs so he can't walk back in.

Some brave soul!

They're not telling us, he is telling that house help.

??

Boys, why are you hitting him?

Father...

Twice, twice...

He served me cold tea.

Oh brother, these people would kill for tea.

Why did you come here?

Boys... what brings you here?

Sat Sri Akal. Sat Sri Akal.

I am Sher Singh's son.

My dad is an inspector.

And my uncle is a stenographer in court.

I don't care who is working where.

I asked, what brings you to my house?

Rimpa!

Lock the gate.

We were leaving, brother.

I'm not saying this for you.

I'm saying it so no animal gets in.

Okay.

I asked you, who are you?

Speak up, Billa.

Even if a lion was here instead of a cat (Billa)...

It wouldn't make a sound.

Didn't you hear me?

I swear, it wasn't me.

I swear twice, I didn't do it either.

Why lie about a fart?

Admit it. You didn't use weapons, it's just gas.

I didn't do it.

Looks like something exploded over there.

Let's settle this.

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe...

Tell me,

sisters,

brothers,

who dropped the...

atom... bomb?

This brother did it. The one at the back.

I recognized the smell.

Rimpa, it's yours.

I'm going to lock the gate.

Tell me...

Who are you?

Dad...

I told them to meet you.

I told you,

Nimmo came into my life like an Angel.

She showed her Angelic form at the right time.

You'll know once you go inside.

So son, what do you do?

My dad is in the police.

We two siblings live happily, and we have a nice house.

That's good.

Lucky you.

But what do you do?

You know the market near Model Town?

There is a bank there.

So you work in the bank?

No, no...

There is a police station behind the bank.

My father is an officer there.

We get it, your father is police.

But what do YOU do?

Oh... me?

Rimpa!

Yes?

Did you lock the gate?

Yes, no stray animal can come in

and no stray animal can go out.

These beasts are calling us stray animals.

What are you whispering?

Brother, don't make him nervous.

Tell them, you want to open a Nail Studio.

Yes.

Uncle, we are planning to open a Nail Studio.

If God wills it...

Why didn't you bring your family along?

I'll bring them whenever you say.

Nimmo said, come alone and meet the family first.

Attack!

No!

Uncle, I got them!

I killed the enemies, uncle.

I got them!

I don't know about bullets,

but these people will kill us with noise.

Should we get going now? Yes.

Uncle, we're leaving now.

Whatever you decide, WhatsApp us.

It's okay, son.

He's my nephew.

He is a little special.

Who did he take after?

Oh. Okay.

Seemed so.

This is a sign of good upbringing.

This...?

Not this, son.

I'm talking about you guys. Oh okay!

That you came here to talk to us.

So should I talk to my family now?

But first we will get Deepi married.

Oh okay!

Congratulations, Brother Deepi!

I'm Rimpa.

Oh, sorry.

Congratulations, Brother Deepi!

I'm Jaggi. Deepi is my sister.

Sister Deepi, wherever you are...

Congratulations.

Brother, I'm sitting right here.

Oh... okay.

Congratulations, Sister Deepi!

To you too.

Son... first Deepi gets married.

Okay. Then we'll think about Nimmo.

You know, weddings cost a fortune these days.

Yes, I agree.

We have to give a car to the groom too.

Car is not a big deal.

Kartar will give it.

God has given him plenty.

Right, Kartar?

Put it on Kartar's tab.

Son, it wouldn't be proper for us to take a car from you.

You are right.

How is it right?

You said it, so it's done.

Kartar will give you a car.

Honking the horn... say "Paa!"

Paa!

Pee, Paa, Pee, Paa, Pee! It'll come just like that.

Son, get some sweets.

From today, this boy is like family to us.

My love is delicate, a mirror of art,

Dear, my love is delicate, a mirror of art,

Don't leave, after stealing a maiden's heart.

After stealing a maiden's heart.

Girl, you haven't seen the heart of a Jatt,

A Jatt's son is always number one.

The boy lives in headlines, paper or none,

Except for love, there is nothing I've won.

I say, except for love, there is nothing I've won.

Wear white kurtas just for me,

Wear white kurtas just for me,

If the world won't let us meet,

Come visit my dreams you see,

Come visit my dreams you see.

Try it, girl, give it a whirl,

Try being friends with a Jatt.

Mirrors on the kurta, peacocks on the wrap,

Sequins shining bright, putting me on the map.

I came to this world to enjoy the fun,

Living the high life under the sun.

I don't stand around looking for a heart,

Look at my swagger, that's the best part.

Look at my swagger, that's the best part.

Look at my swagger, that's the best part.

In the cotton fields, my dear,

In the cotton fields,

You let your words flow,

While I keep agreeing while staying near.

While I keep agreeing while staying near.

The buttons on your Kurti stole this Jatt's heart,

Look into the fire, you'll see only this Jatt in the dark.

Look anywhere, you will find no one like me,

I may look rough outside, but I'm honey-sweet when I speak.

I may look rough outside, but I'm honey-sweet when I speak.

Jatt may look rough outside, but I'm honey-sweet when I speak.

We ask around four times before buying vegetables

and you finalized your marriage without asking?

So did you ask me before fixing my marriage?

I'm your father.

When did I say you're my uncle?

I have a good memory.

Let me be clear.

I will marry the one I love.

No, you will marry the one I love.

Dad! What are you saying?

I mean, the one I say yes to.

Why are you fighting?

Let's make chits.

Whoever's chit comes up, we'll go with their choice.

End of story.

Uncle, is this a raffle?

"Just pick one", he says!

Let me tell you...

They are dangerous people.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Forget it. I'm in the police too.

They target the police first.

Did you just agree to marry a dacoit's daughter?

Are you going to marry a boy?

We'll later find out that our daughter-in-law has a mustache.

Have you lost your mind, uncle?

Why would I marry a boy?

I said yes to the girl.

Listen to me very carefully,

I'm marrying Nimmo.

Look how he threatens!

This stubbornness of yours is going to kill me.

You're not the one in danger, you are the danger.

Nothing will happen to you.

You're very stubbirn.

It is my fault that I was born in a stubborn man's house.

Son? Nephew?

Hey!

Oh no!

Billa, I don't know what to do.

Dad has take a stand.

Look, you can't leave Nimmo,

and your dad will marry you off somewhere else.

From what I see,

there is only one solution.

What?

Jump.

That day you got beaten black and blue,

does it still hurt or is it gone?

No, it still hurts.

Then why ask for another beating?

I gave good advice.

Goodness is out of fashion these days.

Look at this!

Dad causes trouble

and Mom calls to compromise.

Listen?

Yes, mother?

Son, your dad had an accident.

Come quickly.

I don't know what happened.

Mom?

Mom, what happened?

He left home to cajole you.

He had an accident on the way.

Never thought this would happen.

Are you with the patient?

Yes... yes. Yes.

Sorry.

We couldn't save him.

Oh my God! I'm ruined! Brother!

Please, don't cry.

If you had brought him 2 hours earlier,

we might have saved your mother.

Mother? Mother?

But what could Mom have done?

Dad was just admitted an hour ago. Yes,

Dad?

Sher Singh... My dad!

Okay, okay.

I am talking about the lady, whom we could not save.

Sher Singh is alright!

Thank God!

Thank God!

You misunderstood.

What I meant is he's just left with "All Right" (the right side).

The entire left side is gone.

Son, tell me what happened.

Doctor says...

Dad is half alive.

My son is half dead?!

Mother, you should worry.

We'll know whether he survives or not, only after he wakes up.

Oh God!

Sister-in-law, let's see brother. Dad!

Look, you've spent 25-30 lakhs rupees,

and he's still not out of the coma.

I don't think there is any point in keeping him here.

You can take him home.

You lost the right side...

you lost the left side.

Now if you want to lose your home, then keep him here.

Lord Almighty!

Mom?

Does the bill really come to 15-16,000 rupees?

It does, son.

The car installment is still due.

Tell me something,

how do you run the house on Dad's salary?

We ran it on your Dad's extra income.

The money I saved for your sister's wedding

went into his treatment.

If you had a job,

we wouldn't be seeing these days.

Son, meet a senior officer.

If you get a job in your father's place, it will help.

Yes, yes, grind it well.

Crush it.

No, use an earthen pot and a wooden pestle.

Add two Indian gooseberries, use tamarind for the rest.

Soak it overnight, strain it in the morning

and drink it empty stomach.

Your liver will shine, and sparks will fly from your bellybutton!

Okay, you keep grinding, I'm hanging up.

Avtar Singh. Yes, sir.

Prepare the packet and deliver it to Mangal Singh.

I'll do it, sir.

I need two days off.

You come to work three days a week and you want two days off?

Sir, I work day and night for you.

What work do you do for me?

Am I running a catering service?

Are you packing my tents?

Sir, my brother-in-law's engagement is coming up.

If I don't go, my wife will kill me.

And if you go, I'll definitely kill you.

This time I won't suspend you, I'll terminate you.

How many brothers-in-law do you have?

You've married off 43 of them right in front of me!

How did you get married into such a family?

Yes?

Sir, Sub-Inspector Sher Singh's son is here.

If he's already here then send him in.

Yes, sir.

Sir, Sat Sri Akal.

Sat Sri Akal... Sat Sri Akal.

Have a seat.

Sit down.

How do I praise your father?

No matter how much I do, it's never enough.

My dad used to say:

"However much one praises you, it's still not enough."

Sir, these... packets... the medicines...

Is everything okay?

Yes, all good.

You probably don't know,

I might not thrash thieves or robbers all month,

but if I don't grind Jang Harar, Baheda, Javitri,

Kaunch beej, Hing, Magh (herbs and spices) ...

twice a day, I don't get peace.

Sir, which gang are these goons from?

No, no, not goons.

These are local remedies.

Anyway, forget that.

What brought you here?

Sir, my motorcycle.

No, no. I didn't ask for the mode of transportation.

I asked why you came here.

Sir...

Daddy is "walking" in a coma.

That's strange, how can someone walk in a coma?

No sir, he's not walking.

I mean, Daddy is lying in a coma.

Well, in a coma a person always lies down.

Why would he stand up? Don't be stupid.

Also, I am still doing research on it.

There's no cure for coma yet.

Sir, I didn't come for medicine.

I mean, Dad has been in a coma for a long time.

Only the salary is coming in,

the "extra income" has stopped.

It's been ages since I ate apples with stickers.

I just wanted to ask, can I take over Dad's duty?

Did your dad sell ice pops or what?

That he gets sick and you take over the cart?

That's not how it works.

Compassionate grounds apply to death cases,

not coma cases.

And anyway, my gut says Sher Singh will wake up.

Sir, Dad is fighting a battle between life and death.

Then let him fight,

that's a soldier's job.

He fights wars. And you're panicking like

he's rusting away just because he's sleeping.

Don't panic in tough times, kid.

Whatever trouble comes, face it head-on. Okay?

Now listen, there's one very important thing.

Write this down.

Give him a pen and paper.

Note this...

Yes!

Wake up early and meditate.

Damn it.

Next, sir?

Yes, write this too.

That one's already memorized.

Okay, one more thing:

Take these two packets.

Have them early morning for two days.

Your digestion will improve and you'll sleep better.

Acid reflux will stop too.

Alright, sir.

If you need more, just take it.

Mom...

please have your dinner. The DSP sent you back empty-handed, right?

He gave these little packets.

Said to take them with milk.

Your digestion will improve.

If I permanently fix your digestion, will you listen to me?

How?

Look, the DSP said you get a job in a death case,

not in a coma case.

Yeah.

Replace the "coma" with a full stop.

I didn't get that.

Boss, cut the string.

"Cut the string?"

Get rid of the problem.

D for Death. In a death case, you get the job.

Don't make me put an "E for End" to you.

You want him to die by my hands?

I'm not saying that you should actually kill him.

Just move him aside.

Move him aside? Is he a pillow or what?

He's my Dad!

Just hear me out.

We'll spread word in the village that Uncle has passed away.

You'll get the job.

What nonsense is this?

It's not nonsense, it's survival.

Your life will be set.

Uncle will soon retire if he keeps lying down like that,

and after that you won't get his job.

Honestly, I see working as a daily wager for a scrap dealer.

Yes, Nimmo?

Hello

The car we promised for Deepi's wedding...

Can we give a Scorpio?

Brother? Yes...

Come and have dinner.

Thank you.

I'll call you back.

Did he say yes? Yes!

I got into this mess because of you.

What did I do now?

The car we promised for Deepi...

They want a Scorpio!

Not Scorpio, we'll give them a Fortuner.

Uncle when alive is worth nothing...

Dead, he's worth a crore.

The phrase says worth a lakh.

The job is worth a crore.

A lakh is just one month's salary.

But how do we convince my family?

The same way I convinced you.

I'll break your legs if anyone touches my son.

How could you even think about this?

Aren't you ashamed of yourself for even thinking about it?

Mom, I didn't think of it.

Billa did.

I'll thrash all you idiots if I stand up!

You all are jumping on me like I'm the one getting the job.

Uncle is lying here now...

We're just saying that he'll lie over there, in a corner.

Is he a calf to be put in a corner?

What "World Cup" is he winning sitting here?

Watch your mouth! That's our Dad!

Exactly, he's our Dad!

Stop talking nonsense!

You've no backbone, do you?

A minute ago you were dreaming of a police officer's uniform.

I got carried away and said it in the flow.

That "flow" will ruin your life.

You're not capable of studying and landing a job anyway.

The joining letter is lying at home, use it,

it'll fix everything.

You have to you get her married.

You want to get married.

And Grandma...

her phone bill is higher than her medical bill.

Like I spend lakhs on it?

I do a 300 rupee recharge.

Wait a month, Grandma,

you'll be begging for a 20 rupee top-up.

Billa's idea sounds worthless right now,

but after some time you'll say,

"If only we had listened to Billa."

And you...?

You will be working for a scrap dealer.

Auntie, you?

You'll be washing dishes at other people's homes.

Grandma has only a few months left anyway.

And you, sister...

You'll be stitching clothes for others.

Cut the string.

Come on then, pack Uncle's things and start praying.

Son... do we really have to go right now?

Mummy, why are you panicking?

It's not like we are sending abroad through Donkey route.

But where will you keep him?

I've made all the arrangements.

No one goes there.

You can go see him anytime.

Alright.

Come on, Dad.

Time to leave that pillow,

For your address is changing.

"Pick him up...!"

What's the commotion about?

Stop, stop! Uncle's here. Don't panic.

Oh no.

Kartaar, where are you all going at this hour?

What?

Dad's sick.

We're taking him to the hospital.

Huh? Brother's sick?

I'll come along too. Let's go.

Come on, Uncle, this isn't a political rally.

Stay home.

You will need people there, nephew.

Why, are we not people?

There are already five inside.

Will you ride on the roof? Yeah.

I won't mind, if you drive properly.

Stop joking, Uncle.

Stay home, we'll call if needed.

Yes.

They're picking up old people in the city.

Stay with Grandma and guard her.

Yes. Yes.

Take care, we'll be back.

We'll be back, Uncle. He is impossible.

Kartaar, we're done for!

There is a police check post ahead! Mangal, stop them!

Stop, stop, stop.

Pull over!

What's your name, son?

K... K... K...

Kiran?

You're my Kirannn...

It's Kartaar Singh, sir.

You ruined my mood.

Where are you headed at midnight?

Hospital. Relatives' place.

Huh?

Hospital or relatives' place?

Our relatives run a hospital, sir.

Judging by your faces, looks more like...

your relatives run a roadside restaurant, not a hospital.

Step outside, son.

Let's inaugurate your hospital.

Come on.

Come on, son.

Seeing the police made him sleepy, huh?

Great acting!

Get up!

Come on, hero, wake up!

Sir, he's "walking" in a coma.

Then stop him,

otherwise he'll cross the border!

No, no sir, coma is an illness, like paralysis.

Whatever!

Tell me the truth.

Where are you going?

Sir, they cut the kite string.

I've got nothing to do with it.

Where did this "kite" come from?

Sir, my sister's mentally unstable.

One day she was flying kites,

and right in front of her, someone's throat was slit with a string.

Since then she keeps repeating it.

Right, Mom?

Yes, Brother.

Ever since that day she keeps saying,

"Cut the string, cut the string."

Yes.

I'm asking for the last time,

where are you really going?

Or I'll cut everyone's string tonight...

At the doctor's place.

At midnight?

The doctor called us at midnight, sir.

Why? Does he moonlight as a welder during the day?

I... Quiet.

I'm suspicious.

Mangal!

Yes, sir!

Drag all these "kites" out.

Okay, sir!

Sher Singh?

He's Sub-Inspector Sher Singh.

He's one of ours?

Yes, sir! Yes!

Dad is a police officer.

He was on duty when he had the accident and went into a coma.

We're taking him for a check-up.

Then hurry, otherwise doctors say,

"If you'd brought him ten minutes earlier, we could've saved him."

Only God understands these doctors.

Come on, Billa.

Hurry up.

But don't over speed.

Let's go. Go on.

That was close. Sat Sri Akal, sir.

Sat Sri Akal. Sat Sri Akal. Thank you, God, for saving us.

Oh, you guys are here?

Don't worry, I'll finish the job in two days.

"Finish the job?"

What's he saying?

You told me on the phone to "take care of the guy."

I didn't ask you to take care of him like that.

Just keep him here.

Just keep him here?

Fine, put him anywhere you want.

"Put him anywhere?"

Hey, he's my dad, not a cooler!

You need to keep him here and look after him.

Okay.

Like your own father. Got it?

Got it, I'll serve him so well if he calls me once, I'll listen twice.

If he signals with his hand, I'll come running.

If he kicks me I'll take it. Anything else?

He can't do any of that, he's in a coma.

But he is right here.

Coma isn't a vacation spot, it's an illness.

He cannot move around.

Then why bring him here?

Why not keep him at home?

Are you going somewhere?

His horoscope says,

if we keep him in a miserable place, he'll recover faster.

Got it.

You have picked the perfect spot.

I'll starve him! I'll punch you!

What nonsense is this?

He's fine, there's just a language barrier.

Yes... I don't know Punjabi.

What's your name?

Raju.

Raju, keep him here and take good care of him.

Yes.

Brother, I have a job...

What's your salary?

Ten... 12,000.

Here is 15,000 rupees.

Don't worry, sir.

For this much I'll give him the full spa treatment.

I've done a beauty course!

Dad...

I don't feel good about this,

but we have no choice.

Mom, we'll do the last rites tomorrow at 12.

We'll have to do rites too?

How else will people know Uncle passed away?

We'll just say he's missing. Yes.

Compassionate jobs are for death cases, not missing persons.

Then whose rites will we perform?

We'll manage.

An unclaimed body?

Why do you need it, Billa?

Bro, we just have to cremate it, not marry it.

If you have one, tell me.

There is a body...

but I can't give it.

My job is at stake.

My job is on the line too.

Meaning?

Leave it...

I'll give you 50,000 rupees.

Then consider it done.

You said he's your friend.

Turns out his only true friend is money.

Let's go.

Here's your unclaimed body.

This is a woman!

We don't order corpses from a menu.

We take what we get.

Now what, Billa?

Relax. Don't worry.

Once it's wrapped, no one will know the difference.

Hmm.

Be careful. Make sure no one finds out.

What illness did Brother have?

He looks "hot" post death.

What nonsense, Uncle!

Son... Brother's whole shape has changed.

Disease eats a person up.

But why is he shorter?

Illness doesn't shrink height.

Uncle, Dad had a height infection.

He lost three inches.

He'd lose an inch every ten minutes!

Let's cremate him now, before he disappears completely.

Let me see my brother's face...

I'll go with him.

Uncle, is he leaving on a scooter that you want to hop on back?

Act wise.

"Your brother-in-law has a heart like an ocean, sister-in-law."

Now who will I party with?

Yes, Bhime?

The unclaimed body you took...

Yes? Her family found out about it.

They're coming to stop the cremation.

I want to see my brother's face! Huh?

How did this happen? "Pick him up!"

I want to see my brother's face!

They're coming alone to perform the rites?

Come on, let's go.

Bang on target!

Hurry up, Billa! Come on, come on, get it.

Go for it.

Bang on target!

Dad...

Nimmo.

Dad...

Where are you going?

I want to mourn too!

Uncle!

It's my father who died.

The mourning rights are mine.

Go, go, go away. Infection will spread!

Go away. Stay away.

Infection will spread! Go away!

"Gabbar!"

"Gabbar!"

"Gabbar!"

Mother, you died?

Where's the fire? What were you in such a hurry to die?

Brother, the fire is still burning.

Brother, should I pour water on it?

No.

My mother was scared of bathing.

She'd take two days to dry.

Why soak her now?

Let her go.

You know how much my mother loved me?

She always said:

"Son, watching you,

I understand why some animals eat their young."

Mother...

"A mother is irreplaceable..."

"A mother is the coolest shade..."

"No one can love you like a mother..."

Kuldeep!

Manak!

Find out who did this to my mother.

Brother, do you want us to kidnap a person?

No. A mother.

A mother for a mother.

What if he doesn't have a mother?

I didn't think of that.

Then we'll steal lentils...

Or beans.

No! I want revenge, not groceries!

Okay, Brother.

His mother to replace mine.

Let's go.

"Gabbar!"

"Gabbar!"

"Gabbar!"

Billa, whose mother did you cremate?

They'll kill us now!

Relax, nothing will happen.

How can you say nothing will happen?

Did you see how dangerous they look?

Those who can't protect their own mother can't hurt anyone.

Your job is confirmed.

Once you become an officer, you can arrest and thrash them.

You'll hear real sirens then.

Pee... Poo.

Pee... Poo. Pee... Paa... Poo.

Congratulations, Kartaar Singh. Thank you, sir.

Sir, I've only got two stars, whereas you have three?

Don't worry.

Give it another 20 or 22 years, you'll have three stars too.

Welcome to the force.

Thank you, sir! Kartaar Singh,

we are proud of you.

Proud?

For what, sir?

No, no.

Maybe not today...

But someday, for something.

Look, our reputation wasn't great before.

But ever since the new generation joined,

our public image has skyrocketed. Keep it that way, alright?

No bribery. Ever.

Sir, I don't even go near bribes.

Suppose if someone is bribing someone over there...

I just stand and say, "Brother, go ahead."

"Once the work is done, I leave."

Good boy.

Earn money through hard work. Yes, sir.

Finish your training period. Yes, sir.

Then I'll also teach you the "Medical Business."

You can work on it on the side.

Alright, sir.

Alright.

Excuse me.

Come here for a second.

There's a little formality...

Known as a salute.

Okay, do that.

No, no, I don't have to salute!

Okay. I'm the senior officer.

You salute me. Oh, okay.

Sir!

Easy, son. You're scaring me.

Sir!

It's okay.

Sat Sri Akal. Sat Sri Akal.

Did you send the medicine packets to Lekh Raj?

Sir, they'll be couriered today.

Duty never stops, son.

But you need to be careful with the medicines.

The packets must never be late.

Yes, sir!

Sir.

What is your name?

Lakhan.

Lakhan, do you think I'm some two-bit banana eating officer?

I'm giving it because it makes me happy.

Lakhan, you need to know... what makes the government "happy."

Just like the government knows what makes "you" happy.

Two kilos of dragon fruit.

Two kilos of imported mangoes.

And two kilos of kiwi.

Sometimes the government's battery gets low, this recharges them.

Kiwi?

Eat a little yourself, too.

Your battery looks a little low, as well.

I'll pack it up. What does that mean?

Should I cut it up and feed you?

Idiot... deliver it to his house.

Does Kartaar Singh look good riding a bike with fruits?

This is a Bullet, not a rickshaw!

This guy turned out to be shadier than his father.

Seems the shock of losing his father hit him hard.

Brother...

Did you get your father's job?

You look great.

Congratulations!

You got a new job or something?

Neighbours just had a son, not us.

Sir, I'll even beg if needed.

Just give me my money.

What money?

The money for the paint job I did. Your father told me...

I'm owed 150,000 rupees.

But Dad never told me that.

I'm telling you now.

Are you my father?

Sir, I swear on my paint colours, I'm telling the truth.

Come to the police station tomorrow morning.

You'll pay me there?

I'll file a report on you there.

Report?

For drugs. Drugs?

Cocaine. Cocaine?

I'll shove 32 cases on you. Thirty-two!

Thirty-two?

I mean exactly what you think.

Get lost.

Don't ever show your face in this village again.

Or I'll lock you up and throw away the key.

Sir... the law is indeed blind!

This isn't blind justice.

This is dirty justice.

Go.

Mom, brother looks so good in uniform.

Just like his father.

Son, your father always wanted you to join the police.

If he were home today... he'd be so happy.

God bless you, my child.

Sub-Inspector Kartaar Singh reporting, sir!

Dad...

how do I look in the uniform?

Mom said I look just like you.

I told her, "Come on..."

"Let's compete with Dad."

"Let's see who wins."

Dad, look here...

Smile a little.

Nice.

Mom was totally lying, Dad.

I am a hundred times better looking than you!

Just look at your belly!

I'm perfectly fit.

You know why your belly is so big?

You sit in a chair all day.

Get up, Dad.

I've enjoyed life because of you.

Now it's your turn to enjoy life because of your son.

Get well soon, Dad. "Mastaani shakes to Bhojpuri beats..."

Dad, run... it's the police!

Raju, it's me.

Kartaar...?

Brother, you're police now?

Dad, I'm heading out.

Take care of him.

Yes, of course.

Just taking him for a walk.

Let's go, Dad.

Wow, Mr. DC (Deputy Commissioner), you look great.

Not DC, I was recruited as a Sub-Inspector.

But when I don't consider myself below the rank of SP (Superintendent of Police)...

how can I see my man as less than a DC?

Alright then, SP, what can this DC do for you?

The SP's order is that your sister-in-law is getting married.

And you are on celebration duty.

As soon as this Jatt put on the uniform,

he raided three liquor factories.

All that booze is for the sister's wedding.

Sister?

Your sister is my sister. Same thing.

So, did you book a car for the sister's wedding, brother?

Brother? Yes.

Her brother is my brother.

Same thing.

No, no, no way.

Those are two very different things.

Then the other route is better. Which one?

A sister-in-law is like a half-wife.

Her wedding will be lit, by the DC and his wife.

"The moment I lift my veil to see, people salute me."

"My face is like a fruit, fresh and sweet."

"There's no flower in the garden like you,"

"There's no one like you,"

"But to see you and..."

"Have you near me is feels priceless too."

"Have you near me is feels priceless too."

"Have you near me is feels priceless too."

"Have you near me is feels priceless too."

"Dresses don't look as good on other as they look on me,"

"I have got peacock feathers printed on them for free."

"I steal everyone's heart,"

"With the sparkle in my eye, by God."

Your beauty has no compare, it's true,"

"It's true,"

"But to see you and..."

"Have you near me is feels priceless too."

"Have you near me is feels priceless too."

"Have you near me is feels priceless too."

"Have you near me is feels priceless too."

"I'm sweet like milk, soft and white,"

"Like springtime flowers in full delight."

"A young girl doesn't shine without romance,"

"That rosy glow comes from love's chance."

"I promise you a ring worth a fortune one day,"

"You'll carry it around, a memory to stay."

"No one walks like you, that's a fact,"

"In this whole world, no one has your tact."

"You couldn't praise me enough, could you?"

"Could you?"

"But to see you and..."

"Have you near me is feels priceless too."

"Have you near me is feels priceless too."

"Have you near me is feels priceless too."

"Have you near me is feels priceless too."

Take it, Aunty. It's my birthday today.

A blanket? Dear, if you're giving a gift,

give something decent.

This worked twenty years ago.

Step back or... I'll hit you with my elbow.

Alright Aunty, take this for now.

Next time I'll take you to a showroom.

Okay, dear.

Aunty...

Thank you.

Sister, show me another colour.

Another colour?

Okay, forget it. Give one for my father, too.

Call him here.

Call him all you want, he won't come.

He's stubborn?

No, not stubborn.

He's been in a coma for days.

You're lying just for a free blanket?

Just for a blanket?

Amazing!

First, you're distributing blankets in the peak of summer.

And on top of that, you're doubting my honesty!

Come, I'll show you.

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

Come on, follow me.

Hey, watch your step or you'll break your legs!

Look at today's world...

People don't trust anyone anymore.

Here. See for yourself. He's in a coma.

Prick him with a needle, he won't react.

He looks like a Punjabi guy.

So what? Can Punjabis not go into a coma?

I mean... he doesn't look like your father.

Actually, the thing is... my father was a truck driver.

And my mother was from Uttar Pradesh.

One day Dad saw Mom, Mom saw Dad...

Life gave a push, smoke rose, and sparks flew.

And from those sparks... I was born.

Should I submit a DNA report for a blanket?

No, no, take the blanket.

Give it here. By the way, what work do you do?

Work...?

These days I'm stuck with this old man...

Old man? Huh?

I mean... is there any greater work than serving your parents?

But how do you survive?

Survive...?

God has promised two meals a day.

The rest depends on brothers and sisters like you.

Will you work in our fields?

No, no... I can't leave Dad.

Take Dad along, too.

We'll give you a room there.

You can work in the fields and earn some money.

Right?

Give me a minute to think.

Okay... deal accepted.

Come on, Dad... We're shifting!

Listen up...

Yes!

All your mistakes will be forgiven.

But if you ever serve cold tea,

then know that we can turn a body cold without even using ice.

Don't worry about the tea, sir.

If you say so, I'll pour it straight into your mouth.

And if you want it extra hot,

I'll feed the milk, sugar, and tea, put you directly to the stove.

I promise there'll be no lack of service.

Remember this.

Or the service we provide takes you to heaven.

Sir,

why does it feel like you're threatening me?

Anyway, at least you're giving something, and not taking.

Go.

Should I go, sir? Leave.

You have done a good deed.

We needed manpower at home.

You have earned yourself a good deed.

Your daughter has started another good deed,

should we complete that too?

What is it, dear?

Kartaar called. His family wants to meet us.

That's great.

Shall we invite them tomorrow?

Call them!

If brother were here today, he'd be very happy.

Wherever he is, he must be happy.

Nephew, I miss my brother a lot on such happy occasions.

Brother...

What happened, Nephew? Why did you stop the car?

Uncle, we will delay the celebrations by an hour.

You cry as much as you want first.

No, no, keep driving.

No, no, you cry your heart out.

If you are missing someone else then cry for them too.

Post a story, "Feeling sad."

Gen Z, did you come into this world just to cry?

It's an auspicious day and you're making everyone emotional.

Swear on your brother, if you cry again...

Okay, Sister-in-law,

I won't cry anymore. Make him swear.

Who knows his sad-song playlist might start playing there.

Now should I swear on the sauce?

Come on, Nephew. Let's go.

Here you go, Brother.

From today, the girl is ours and the boy is yours.

Many congratulations to your family!

Congratulations. Many congratulations!

Many congratulations to your family!

Boy, arrange an AK-47 or something.

Let's give it a test drive and celebrate properly.

Is it a scooter that you'll test drive it?

Don't get your brother-in-law suspended.

Sister-in-law... Yes?

My stomach's acting up. I'll be right back.

Your stomach always picks the wrong timing.

Fix its schedule.

I've got no control over it, Sister-in-law.

I really have to go.

Come on, Uncle, I'll take you.

Why? You'll just sit there and make sound effects.

Sometimes it's necessary, Uncle.

I'll show you the restroom.

Hurry up and take him, Brother,

before Uncle's problem ruins your clothes.

Come Uncle, come with me.

What is this?

How did your father get here?

Sister, do you know him?

No, no... we don't know him, Mom.

Every sick person isn't Dad.

Dad is no more.

Sister, why are you scared?

This is Raju's father.

What is he doing here?

If Raju works in our house,

then obviously his father won't be with the neighbours, right?

Honestly, he looks exactly like your father.

If your uncle sees them he will get shocked take them to the side first before he comes

Yes, Uncle already has two stents.

Before Uncle leaves us forever on an auspicious day...

I'll take him away.

Yes, yes.

"Run! Life is a race!"

"Run! Life is a race!"

It's my turn now.

It's my turn now.

It's my turn now.

Brother-in-law!

There you go.

"Here, see... I'm back."

Uncle?! Yes?

Uncle, we have to leave.

Why?

The Senior Officer just called.

They caught truck full of opium.

Opium!

Opium?! Yes!

Yes, yes, we must go.

It's his job.

Yes, let's go.

What if there are too many sacks... should we come help too?

Why? Are our arms broken?

We'll carry their sacks.

Opium!

Uncle, the truck was caught at the Labour Circle.

There are labourers everywhere.

Yet if needed, we'll call you.

Sat Sri Akal.

One more thing... Let's go, Uncle.

Listen to me. Mom, decide...

do you want to head outside or inside?

Go, go, go. Uncle, my dignity,

life and pride are at stake, don't make a scene.

See how sincerely he does his job.

That's the sign of an honest man.

Our girl is lucky.

Hey, drive slowly. Slow down.

Hello! Where are you, Billa?

My vitamins were running low, so I thought I'd drink some juice.

Put a little strength back into the body.

Here we are needing IV drips...

We just came back from seeing the Grim Reaper himself.

Nephew, drive the car slowly.

Even before this, the Grim Reaper has come to say hello 3 or 4 times.

Billa, I'm sending you the address.

Come there immediately.

Okay.

Uncle... Yes.

I'll have to leave. It's an emergency.

A government vehicle will pick me up.

You go home.

Nephew, keep a little opium aside for your Gen-Z uncle.

Stop this nonsense, Uncle. What's the delay?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello, Raju?

Hello, yes, speak.

You idiot, what is my father doing in Nimmo's house?

Don't worry, Dad is just chilling.

I'll tear you apart, idiot.

Take Dad and go back to your home immediately.

Hello?

What happened? This Raju has really crossed the line.

Come on, let's go to his house,

I'll explain on the way. Let's go.

He's threatening me.

We have to go.

Where are you going? Water the field before you go.

If I do that, he'll smash my face.

You just do your work, you lazy fellow.

Finish cutting all the grass before lunch break.

Look properly...

The entire house has to be painted.

Alright, ma'am.

I've seen many colours,

But this is the first time I'm seeing such a sour colour.

Take off your sunglasses.

It's beige.

My bad

Anyway, this colour is also fine.

Why did you need to get it redone?

It's not fine.

I want a fresh colour for my wedding.

Get it painted perfectly, number one quality.

I'll paint such a colour...

forget the village, people from the city will come here to make Reels.

I don't know about reels, but I'll definitely rail you

if you don't paint it properly.

Take one look and then tell me how much it will cost us.

The cost...

I can only tell you that after discussing with my team.

But I'll take a look. You bring tea.

Should I make coffee instead?

Focus on the work!

As you wish.

Come on, buddy.

Ghost!

Ghost!

Ghost!

Ghost!

What happened?

Why are you screaming?

There's a ghost behind you!

Behind you?

That's our uncle's son.

He looks scary.

No, not him.

The one sitting on the chair behind you...

-He's a ghost. -Him?

That's our servant Raju's dad.

What? Raju's dad?

Dad, let's go. The good days are over.

Has a lizard entered the house again?

Raju has come. That is his father.

But he's from Uttar Pradesh.

So what? Don't we have fathers?

When did I say you guys drop from the clouds?

But he isn't his father. He is dead.

Dead?

Hey!

If you say anything about my father, you'll never become a father yourself.

Who is he, sir? He's even poorer man than me.

This is our paint guy.

If he's a paint guy, then just do the painting.

Why are you interrogating us?

He looks crazy anyway.

And you look like some big officer?

I'm telling you, Brother, he is not his father.

He's dead.

I swear. He is saying that my father is dead.

This one really seems crazy to me.

He was saying the house is jaundiced.

No, Sister, I didn't say the house is jaundiced.

I said the paint colour has become yellow.

I didn't say "jaundiced."

Jaggi, hand me my gun.

He won't leave like this.

Wait...

I'll leave on my own.

Otherwise you people will drive me mad.

Run, run away from here.

Go away! I'm not mad.

I was saying that I'll have to take Dad along.

Mom's not well.

Everyone in your family is sick?

No, no, nothing like that.

The two brothers in jail are absolutely healthy.

Dad... We're shifting!

I'm coming.

Four days of moonlight and then dark nights.

No more free food from this place.

Dad, hit the brakes. Hit the brakes! Hit the brakes!

Dad! Dad! Dad! Come on.

Hey paint worker, you haven't left yet?

I was going that way anyway, so I thought I'd take you along.

How do you know where I'm going?

The road goes to the same place you're going.

But the road goes this way, too.

This way also goes that way.

But I won't go with you.

You called Dad a dead man.

I... made a mistake. I swear I won't say it again.

Okay, but I'll sit in your car only on one condition.

Dad will drive the car.

I'm joking.

Come on, lift him up quickly.

Hold it from the front. Carefully.

One, two... throw! Dad, Dad...

Hello?

Where did you get stuck?

He didn't get stuck...

He has been kidnapped.

Who is this?

You've got a lot of attitude, like you earned that badge on your own.

Brother, who is this?

Forget all that.

Tell me, did your father work in UP as well?

No, my father never went past Bassi Pathana.

Then where did you get this brother come from?

He claims he's my father.

Brother, let's sit and talk.

At least tell us who you are.

I'm your aunt's husband...

from Doraha.

The one who only speaks the language of money.

Brother, we don't have relatives in Doraha.

This is a new relationship.

Brand new! Freshly formed.

Shoki.

Shoki Painter.

Rings a bell?

You owe me 150,000 rupees.

Oh, Brother Shoki, your money isn't going anywhere.

Just like your father isn't going anywhere.

I'm keeping him safe and sound.

You just arrange 25 lakhs rupees.

25 lakhs rupees?

But Dad only owed you 150,000 rupees.

That was for the paint.

This is for stirring up trouble.

You have exactly one hour.

Let's go.

This mess is all your fault.

How is it my fault?

Your old man is sitting on people's money.

Where are we going to get 25 lakhs rupees?

Trace the location.

He'll give up your father and his father, too.

Hey, you pirate of the poor-beans.

You aren't even worth 25 rupees and you're asking for 25 lakhs rupees?

Just untie my hands once, I'll kick you 25 times, you fake goon!

You...

You illegitimate son of a cop!

Stop insulting me! One...

Two... Enough!

Why are you hitting me?

What did I do?

It's his money, his father.

I was just hired to babysit his father.

For looking after him.

If you like serving someone, then serve your own father.

My father doesn't pay me for it.

I'm getting paid here to serve someone else's father.

You made a cop your father for money?

Do you even know what he did?

What did he do?

He killed his father on paper just to get his job.

What?

Let's ask him.

Hello, where is Shoki Painter?

In the lockup.

Help! Help!

You're finally here?

Untie me first. Untie me!

Untie me!

Untie me! Come here!

Where is my father?

Untie me first!

The uncle you spoke to took him.

Who told you to take Dad there?

And who told you to knock off your own father?

People fulfil their parents' dreams.

Whereas you finished your father off entirely!

You lowlife!

If I knew you committed such a crime against your father,

I'd never sell myself so cheap.

Now tell me where he is.

Ten thousand rupees first, then I'll talk.

Done. Now speak.

He left a note in my pocket.

I can't read Punjabi.

My pocket is torn.

"If you want your father, call this number."

Yes?

Hello, Uncle?

I came to your house.

Where did you go?

You talk like you came over for dinner.

Son, I knew you'd use your police brain.

I've watched a lot of true crime shows, too.

Thirty-five lakhs rupees.

Huh? Arrange 35 lakhs rupees.

Or I'm going live with your old man.

Thirty-five?

Look Uncle, this is extortion.

All lines on this route are busy.

Please arrange 35 lakhs rupees and call again.

Uncle? Hello?

He hung up?

You scoundrel.

Hit me one more time...

and that will be four slaps.

I'm charging 10,000 rupees per slap.

I only hit you once.

What about the two he hit me?

Now we are at four.

Forty...

Fifty... It's five now.

I'll only tolerate up to 60,000 rupees.

After that, the echo of every slap will reach the police.

I'll tell them everything.

I'll tell the truth. No, Raju!

Don't tell them anything.

You'll get all your money. Okay?

Fifty thousand? Okay.

Yes.

"You just got lucky!"

"You just got lucky!"

What the hell is this?

Something is fishy, sir.

He turned the car around when he saw the checkpoint.

Is that your in-laws' checkpoint?

Let's go grab him! Let's follow him!

Get in the car, everyone! Let's go grab him!

"Run! Life is a race!"

"Run! Life is a race!"

"Run! Life is a race!"

"Run! Life is a race!"

"Run! Life is a race!"

"Run! Life is a race!"

You've got such lecherous eyes...!

Looks like people broke your legs because of your behaviour.

Shameless!

Shameless even in old age.

Isn't this Raju's father?

Yes.

What is he doing here?

Stop, stop. Sister Nimmo is calling.

Sister Nimmo is calling. Stop, stop, stop.

Pick it up! Answer it! Do it now!

It's bitter.

I said pick it up, not lick it!

I don't know Punjabi.

Hello? yes, Sister?

Hello, you idiot, tell me where you are!

Village... with your father.

I'm taking Dad to the village...

The signal is weak.

I can't hear you. I can't hear you.

Volume okay?

Come on.

He hung up.

Such a liar!

His father is here, but he says he's taking him to the village?

Nimmo, something is fishy.

Forget about the fish.

Let's take him to the hospital first.

Let's get him checked to make sure he is fine.

You're asking for money like neighbours ask for sugar.

I don't have this much cash at home.

I'll do something.

He's speaking very heavy Punjabi.

Yes, Nimmo?

You need to pick up a guy. Can you grab him?

We pick up people, not goats. Who is it?

It's our servant, Raju. You need to grab him.

Raju? Yes.

What happened?

He ran away, leaving his father behind.

I brought him to the hospital.

Raju's father is with you?

Yes.

Alright, send me the hospital's address.

I'll handle Raju.

Okay. Okay.

Looks like we won't need the money anymore.

Let's go. Hold it from here.

This way you won't end up strangling me.

The patient has regained consciousness.

You can see him now.

Okay.

Uncle...?

Are you okay?

Yes.

Why are you speaking in Hindi?

Uncle is Punjabi, and his wife is from Uttar Pradesh.

Who says my wife is from Uttar Pradesh?

Your son, Raju.

Who is Raju?

Your son.

Which son?

You're absolutely right, Uncle.

If a child doesn't recognize his father...

Why should a father recognize his child?

Uncle, your son works as a servant in her house.

The way he behaved, he was bound to become a servant.

There is no way he'd become a government officer.

Kartaare's (God)"colours" are just like that.

Uncle, not "Kartaare"... Kartaar.

If you don't want to recognize your child then fine,

but at least recognize God.

Look, I woke up after six months with great difficulty.

Don't say things that will make me go back to sleep.

Don't disturb the patient.

Let him rest.

Please, go outside.

Take care of yourself, Uncle.

The screw in my neck is loose.

It is unscrewed easily. Hold me gently.

I had issues last time as well.

They already caught him.

Since when did the police become so fast?

They say police don't belong to anyone.

How did they become so loyal to Raju's father?

Huh?

Look Nimmo, Inspector Kartaar caught him.

Now tell me where his father is.

Have you people lost all humanity?

Shameless, disgraceful, vulgar, ill-mannered!

Wow, Sister-in-law has a great vocabulary.

I haven't heard this many insults in my life as she gave in one breath.

Sixty!

Control her or I'll spill everything.

Raju, why are you exposing us?

Apologize.

I won't.

Seventy.

Your bill is increasing, I'm warning you.

Apologize, Raju.

No, I won't.

Eighty.

Ninety.

One Lakh!

Apologize, Raju!

Forgive me, forgive me, forgive me...

See, he apologized.

Now you forgive me, too.

Why are you apologizing?

You really want to send him to prison?

People have their own compulsions.

If someone steals out of necessity, it's understandable.

But abandoning your own father?

That depends on the necessity.

Sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures.

We're already at one lakh!

Don't take the law into your hands, Nimmo.

I'll take him to the station and thrash him.

Thank you, I trust you completely.

Punish him well.

Go, your father is conscious now.

Take care of him.

Ill-mannered heroine.

He's conscious? He's conscious?!

Why are you standing there like your battery died?

What else should I do, dance?

If what happened with Dad comes out...

I'll lose my job and my girl.

Moreover, Nimmo's family is pressuring me for the wedding.

Devil's stuck between me and the deep blue sea.

You mean you are stuck between the devil and the deep blue sea.

I can't even tell you what is happening to me.

This mess is all because of you.

You said us to cut the kite's string.

How would I know the kite would fly back?

Kartaar, I don't feel like you're on my side anymore.

Honestly, you don't look like my side either.

Relax.

If any trouble comes towards you, I will stand before you like a shield.

What nonsense!

Trouble, stand, shield? Such heavy words?

Sorry, that got heavy.

Let's find a solution.

You have only one solution.

What?

What are you doing?

You got mouth ulcers? Speak up.

Take a U-turn.

We'll ask the doctor to extend your father's coma.

Extend it? What is this a web series?

In the next episode you will find out,

whether Kartaar's father wake up or not.

Let's give him sleeping injections for 5 or 6 months.

We'll wake him after your wedding.

I have a lethal injection, too.

And I know exactly where I'll stick it.

Why are you jumping on me?

It's not like I gave Uncle the power to wake up from a coma?

Kartaar, you're emotional right now,

and not in a position to decide.

I have studied your case...

You have only one path to choose.

Are you going home yourself,

or should I show you the path?

Let me show you the path first.

Are you a lamp that you'll walk ahead of me?

I've decided.

I'll tell Nimmo and her family everything.

Then, my dear friend...

Your lights will go out before Diwali.

Yes, son?

What the urgent matter that brought you here?

Look, I don't know if God forgives,

but if children bow their heads before parents,

parents definitely forgive their children.

Well said, son.

If we post this status, it'll go viral.

See how wise our son-in-law is?

Right, Brother?

I deserve it.

Brother-in-law, first tell us what exactly are you apologizing for?

Actually, I unknowingly took my father's place.

Took his place? I took his job.

I mean my father is still alive.

He's alive? He's alive?

What? He's alive?

Such a big lie!

Dad, shoot him!

But I don't have a gun.

Slap me instead, or do something else.

Why do you want me to get shot?

Don't look here and there.

"Pick it up." No, no, no!

No, no, no!

No! What "no, no, no", huh?

I made tea for you, you must drink it.

Son, your health doesn't look good.

A wise man once said,

"Bad times don't last forever, nor do good times."

Our son-in-law is something else.

May God protect this quality in him.

So the wedding date is fixed, right?

Son, has a wedding date ever moved?

No, not the wedding date, I have moved.

"Pick it up!"

I play people, but you played your own father.

Does a coma come with an expiration date?

Would I get a police job if I hadn't done this?

Everything happened with our family consent.

You say family consent,

like the whole family arranged a poor girl's marriage?

With family consent, you should've taken me to a good doctor.

We left nothing out.

The only one we didn't consult was a vet.

I told them we should've tried that, too.

Sometimes these doctors are smart too.

Do I look like an animal?

If you were, we would've seen the vet.

But we didn't.

Since he joined, "Danger" fruits come home every day.

Grandma, not danger, Dragon fruit.

Whatever it is, you've progressed, right?

Now Uncle, either you protect this progress or ruin it.

Dad, at this age, people start saying,

"If the family is happy, I need nothing else."

Why don't I want anything, huh?

Don't panic, Dad.

You will get everything.

Just stay hidden until my wedding.

Yes.

What makes you think I don't want to see my son's wedding?

Don't be stubborn, Dad.

We'll show you on a video call.

You can dance at home.

Yes. Yes.

The wedding will take place there and I dance here?

This will be life I dance in Ludhiana, and the ground moves in Jalandhar.

Dad, with your weight, your movements will be felt in Lahore.

No problem. You all decide,

whether I go to the wedding or go to the police station.

I must say, it will be an amazing.

"A murderer got rid of his own father to steal his job."

We'll get caught, Dad.

No Kartaar, we won't.

I've watched a lot of reels.

We'll change disguise him.

Disguise him? Who do you think he is, Amitabh Bachchan?

That only happens in films.

Isn't what you pulled off straight of out a movie too?

Just wait and watch, Abhishek, my son.

Abhishek? Who is Abhishek?

Your father will disguise himself so well

that it'll be not just difficult, but simply impossible to recognize him.

Oh, wow...

Uncle, looking at your acting skills...

you're sure to get the role of the Surpanakha in the Ramleela play.

Why a Surpanakha?

Because you do shameful acts.

Yes.

You're killing me!

Speak up!

Tell me why were you headed?

Nowhere, sir.

Sir? I told you to beat him red.

He turned purple.

We tried to make him red, but the colours mixed.

Get up.

Do you accept or not?

I accept, sir.

I accept everything in God's name.

My whole family accepts it.

I swear I didn't do anything.

He won't admit it.

Sir, he's accepted two motorcycles and three cars.

What else should we make him accept?

No, I'm telling the truth. I'm not a thief.

If not a thief, then a retired BDO?

Sir, they don't listen to me.

They picked me up like they caught a bootlegger.

Sir, I ran because Officer Sher Singh was with me.

Officer Sher Singh died months ago.

You caught a mental patient.

His blood will be on your hands.

No, sir, I'm not crazy.

I'm telling the truth.

Kartaar left his father at Raju's place to get the job.

I swear.

Trust me. No, no, sir.

I swear on Mother Earth.

If he is telling the truth,

then this is a very serious accusation.

Avtar Singh, pick up Raju, Yes.

and arrest Kartaar.

Come on, put on your brand new gear,

The clothes you saved for a day so dear.

He's getting married, against all odds,

A twist of fate written by the gods.

'The whole world cheers for Kartaar's big day,

Let's celebrate Kartaar's wedding in a grand way!

Let's celebrate Kartaar's wedding in a grand way!

The moon shines bright while the sun is high,

Mangoes started growing on neem trees, oh my!

Let's celebrate Kartaar's wedding in a grand way!

Let's celebrate Kartaar's wedding in a grand way!

The moon shines bright while the sun is high,

Let's celebrate Kartaar's wedding in a grand way!

Mangoes started growing on neem trees, oh my!

Let's celebrate Kartaar's wedding in a grand way!

Everything okay?

Bless you, children!

Dad!

He reminded you of your dad?

I felt like Dad was blessing us.

Come here, dear.

You all come, too.

Can't you hear me?

Sir!

Yes?

You'll get caught because of your brains, if not your face.

Let's just take the photo, kid.

Come on, make it a good one.

Uncle, we're doomed. What we feared has happened!

What happened?

The caterer didn't put bananas in the red chutney.

You...

Enough now.

The wedding ceremony is already done.

Guests are giving them gifts.

Let it be.

Dad, this is like once we send her off,

who care even if she becomes a widow?

Shut up!

She's your sister.

Sorry, Shaktiman.

The arrangements are good. Yes.

Everyone is dancing.

Yes.

Brother, who is that guy?

Oh my dear, my beloved's house is far away.

Hello!

Brother! Which side are you from?

I'm from the Gurdaspur side.

I didn't ask about your hometown.

Which side of the wedding?

I'm the girl's uncle, sir.

Be anyone's uncle, but dance properly.

Brother, you should fix your mind-set.

Sister-in-law, are you drunk?

Why?

Do I look drunk to you?

I know you're very happy, but that doesn't mean

you hold hands with any random guy and keep dancing.

I just got carried away in the flow, Gen Z.

Don't disgrace in the flow.

Wonderful.

I'll handle him.

Brother...

Control your brother-in-law, or I'll tear him apart.

Is he a sweater that you'll tear him apart?

Tell me, what's the matter?

He's drunk and matching steps with the old ladies.

Before I take a wrong step, go stop him.

That's it.

We're in big trouble.

Mom, who is Kartaar's mother is dancing with?

Must be their relative.

Our relatives never dance like this.

Come on, let's talk to your father. Yes, let's go.

Uncle, Uncle... listen to me.

Let him dance.

I should let you dance? You think you're Michael Jackson?

Listen to me. Mind your own business.

Aunty...

You're dancing like a professional dancer today.

Listen to me, come with me. I've very excited.

I'll take care of it. Come with me.

Come on, Uncle.

Listen...

The boy's mother is acting suspicious.

There's nothing wrong with the boy's mother...

The girl's uncle is suspicious.

He's the one slithering around like a snake.

Before we crack his head open, go lock him in the box.

I'm warning you.

Which Uncle? Who are you talking about?

That one...

The one dancing over there. Come on.

The one who was dancing over there.

Come with me. He didn't even let me dance.

Yes, tell me, what's the matter?

The way you're dancing, people will get suspicious.

Suspicious about what?

That Kartaar's father is alive and roaming around with a fake beard.

Kartaar's father is alive?

He heard us. I'll go and tell everyone.

Uncle!

Uncle!

Uncle, Kartaar's father is alive!

I'm leaving.

Billa! Billa!

What did he just say?

Even I don't know...

why he's saying, "Kartaar's father is alive."

He's alive? He's na e.

He's not na e, right now, he's a fireball.

Billa!

Stop the music!

Which one should i get then

DJ, turn it off!

Turn it off now!

Police?

What happened, Inspector?

Who are you?

I'm the bride's father.

If you can't recognize people, at least learn to recognize ranks.

I am a DSP, not an Inspector.

Where is Sher (Lion)?

Lions stay in jungles, DSP sir, not at weddings.

We got information they appear at weddings, too.

I'm talking about Inspector Sher Singh.

Looks like he is drunk.

Sir, he passed away a long ago.

Kartaar, didn't you invite him to your father's memorial?

Of course, I invited him.

I even said, "Come with the whole family."

Was it a Lohri festival or your father's memorial...

That we all had to come with our families?

I must say you're a great artist!

People hold memorials for dead fathers,

you held a memorial for a father who is still alive.

What is he saying, son?

I don't get it either.

You soon will.

Don't worry.

Get him.

Greetings, sir.

Go on.

The police brought a Qawwali singer with them.

Shut up!

Speak up.

Kartaar's father is alive.

Mom, we've been exposed. He's alive?

He's alive?

Did I say it in Spanish the first time?

Who is he?

I'm Shoki, the painter.

I painted your house.

When you said, I want "My Green" shade?

Remember?

You still owe me 150,000 rupees.

Are you painter or a fortune-teller?

How do you know Kartaar's father was alive?

I don't know about fortune-telling,

but today I'll shake up this whole family for sure.

Sir, I picked up Kartaar's father from their house.

Was father lying in the cradle that you just picked him up?

Sir, just look at his hair, he looks unstable.

Brother, I'll cut my hair, but tell everyone the truth.

Look, sir, he's calling me unstable.

We'll call you "Professor" instead.

Take the police and leave.

Yes!

Hello!

He didn't bring the police here, the police brought him here.

Be thankful we don't have female staff available today.

Or you too would have been in trouble.

Look, if your father is Sher Singh, then he's alive.

Hey! Before blaming our family,

you should check our family background.

If only...

If only I could show you "my background",

and tell you, where the police pulled the truth out from.

Then you'd know...

DSP sir, we didn't understand anything.

No problem.

If Punjabi didn't work, I'll explain in Hindi.

Rajeshwar Kumar Yaduvanshi... Present yourself!

Rajeshwar?

Coming, sir, coming.

Side please, side please, move aside.

Don't make us bang into you.

Step back, move away.

Careful.

Yes.

Thank you, Brother!

Your idea made my business become a hit.

By the way, the "Dad-sitting" business has huge scope.

If anyone goes into a coma, please remember me.

This is my card.

Here you go.

Thank you.

It's my blazer.

By the way, why did you ask me to come here?

This is our servant, Raju.

Wow, you get respect as soon as you become rich.

Raju sir! Thank you. Not Sir, Ser-vant.

Hey Siri, is Kartaar's Daddy dead or alive?

Yes, he's alive. He's 200 percent alive.

Sister, these days, he is my father.

The father, I brought to your house wasn't my personal father.

He was Kartaar's father.

Kartaar's father?

What is he saying, son?

I too don't know what is he saying, Dad.

Dad?

Oh, so he's your father these days?

No, he's Nimmo's father, my future Dad.

Okay, then Sher Singh?

He's my previous Dad.

I mean...

On the next 12th is his death anniversary.

"On the next 12th is his death anniversary."

He went to earn a living, but brought back glass,

On Kartaar's wedding day...

The truth will come out!

The truth will come out!

Pick him up!

??

Unstable police!

You must've seen many DSPs,

but this is the first time you'll see a DSP who will arrest all the wedding guests.

Kartaar, where is Sher Singh?

What are you talking about, sir?

If my father was alive, he'd attend my wedding, right?

Tell me, where is my father?

Come on, tell me, where is my father?

Brother, I truly believe wherever your father is...

He is very happy.

Kid, I've had three digestive pills since morning.

I still can't digest this.

If Sher Singh is alive, then where is he?

Yes, good question.

Yes, Dad is alive. Huh?

See, I told you! I told you so.

I told you, sir.

He's alive?

Dad dwells in us. He's lives in our emotions.

He is lying.

He's in our thoughts.

He's not dead. My father is alive.

Enough, son, enough.

Aunty is getting sentimental now.

Sir, we witnessed Kartaar's father's cremation.

Did anyone see the cotton in the nostrils of the corpse?

Yes, tell him.

No sir, we didn't see the cotton.

That's the point.

Look, Sher Singh is alive, but a cremation took place.

And if a cremation took place, whose body was that?

Sir, you should give his family a chance to speak too.

Hey!

Not the family... listen to Gabbar.

Gabbar?

"Gabbar!"

"Gabbar!"

Who are you?

Gabbar Singh.

You came from Chambal?

No sir, I came from Nangal.

Looking at you, it feels like you're from a wrestling ring.

Sir, he set my mother on fire?

Mother?

Do we look like people who'd go around setting other's mothers on fire?

DSP sir, I want my mother's dead body.

If my mother was alive today,

she'd have given me not one but four bodies.

My mother never said no to me for anything.

She just...

Brother, please don't wink. You cremated his mother.

Why are you winking?

I was winking at you, it just bounced at him.

Look around sometimes. You are always flirting.

I want a mother in exchange for my mother.

Mothers aren't washing machines...

This isn't an exchange offer.

You want a mother in exchange for a mother!

I'll take your mother even without an exchange offer.

Billa was also with him.

When was he with him? Yes.

You are ruining his reputation for no reason.

Yes.

Who are you?

I'm Billo.

"Billo, what wil you do about Billa?"

"Everyone will get caught."

Don't make me release your album, I'm warning you.

No one will say a word while I investigate this matter.

Otherwise, there will be a riot here.

Riot!

So, what were you saying?

Since my mother's body went missing, sir,

my father keeps playing the same song on repeat.

"Look around, your mother has gone missing."

Sir, if my mother was alive, I'd still convince myself saying,

"It's okay, my mother was hot."

"She must've run away with someone."

But a dead body can't run away with anyone, people!

If he has set your body on fire,

I'll talk to my seniors and arrange another body for you.

Sir, why are you ruining my wedding and my life?

I've already lost my father.

You've put your father under the table.

Sir, hand his mother over to me, so that I can leave.

They took your mother's dead body, right?

Then how can we hand you his mother who is still alive?

When she dies, we'll send her to you.

You just give her to me. I'll kill her myself, by crushing her.

Do you want to get charged under Section 302?

Anyway, after what I'm about to do to this family...

His mother will certainly die of shock.

Really?

We'll send her body over to you.

Sir.

Let's go, guys!

Yes, yes, come on, everyone out.

Hello!

You also leave. You've given your statement, right?

Yes, anyway it's time to change Dad's diaper.

If I don't change the diaper, he becomes hyper.

Let's go.

Go away.

What go away, huh? Have some shame.

DSP just agreed to trade your mother.

Come on, Mom, it's not like you are dying right now.

That fat guy will die of diseases before you do.

Did you really set his mother on fire?

I've never set dung cakes on fire.

Why would I set that idiot's mother on fire?

I think all of them are crazy.

You all used to call me crazy, right?

Look, Kartaar's father is hiding there.

Huh?

Sat Sri Akal, everyone.

This is the same pervert uncle from the girl's side,

who was matching steps with our old women.

This can't be.

Why, there's no pervert in your family?

There is a pervert, but we don't have an uncle.

Sat Sri Akal.

That's Raju's father.

Brother!

My brother-in-law.

Welcome back, Sub-Inspector Sher Singh!

So the cat's out of the bag, huh?

Kid, take his beard into custody.

The law demands evidence.

Brother... Brother, you're really alive?

Am I dreaming or what?

All dreams are already shattered.

Kartaar, did you kill your father?

I didn't kill him, I just kept him aside.

You keep mobiles aside, not fathers.

I don't disagree.

I thought I'll tell everyone about Dad after everything settles.

But Dad came forward on his own.

Come on, kid. Is this mango pickle jar?

That you just take out after six months?

It's my mistake, sir.

Actually, I was a spoiled brat.

It was only after my father went into a coma...

that I learned about responsibility.

But trying to fix everything,

I ended up ruining it all.

Forgive me, I lied to all of you.

Dad, please, forgive me.

I'm your useless son.

No. No, Kartaar.

You're not useless, I am.

I couldn't raise you the right way.

Someone rightly said,

"Knots tied by the hands must be untied by the teeth."

If I had been an honest man,

you would've become a capable man.

You'd have gotten this job on your merit.

You wouldn't have to do all this for this job.

DSP sir, this is our family matter.

We'll handle it ourselves. You can leave.

We didn't come here to congratulate, you idiot!

You'll be charged under Section 420.

You didn't take the law into your hands,

you picked the law up and made it sit on your lap.

Avtar!

Yes, sir.

Arrest him and bring him outside.

Sir, he was in a bad situation...

But he's not a bad person.

Believe me, after marriage I'll personally fix him.

And what about government reform homes?

Should we open poultry farms there?

Don't be hasty, ma'am. We'll send him back a reformed man.

Sir...

We have spent a lot of money on this.

Give us two hours, we'll finish all the wedding rituals.

Alright, we'll give you an hour and a half.

Finish the wedding stuff and come sit in the jeep.

Sir, we came in an Alto car.

How did so many people fit in an Alto?

We squeezed in somehow.

Then do we seat him on the roof?

No problem, one of you stay here.

Bring him along in a rickshaw. Make sure you come.

Yes, sir.

Sir...

Make him pay the 150,000 rupees he owes me.

No problem. I have a cheque of Bank of Beatings handy.

I'll give it to you. Come along. Okay, sir.

Sorry.

Let's get through this wedding first.

I'll deal with you later.

Let's go.

No, you don't need to grind it, just crush it roughly.

That's what I'm doing.

I'll make small packets and send them.

Sub-Inspector Kartaar Singh reporting, sir!

You wore the police uniform again, huh?

Haven't had enough prison food yet?

No sir, this time I studied, gave exams,

got recruited in the right manner, then wore the uniform.

Wow!

I am so glad!

Then truly... welcome to the force.

Thank you, sir, thank you.

Excuse me.

Sir, this time I saluted you before leaving.

No, this time I didn't stop you for the salute.

Wait. Yes, sir?

Staying in jail is bound to make anyone depressed.

Take this anti-depression packet. It'll help you.

Sir, I don't need this.

Why?

Sir, I've also started a "Medical Business" on the side.

Thank you sir, thank you!

So good. Sir!

I didn't call you back.

No, sir...

This is for you.

Hakim Kartaar Singh reporting, sir!

But what's this packet for?

Sir, these kinds of packets come in handy at your age.

It's potent!

Alright, Master, I'll get going now.

You rascal!

I fold my hands and beg to you, please,

You never listen, never agree with me.

Put the camera down, please,

Put the camera down, please,

Don't come home drunk, please.

You too stop making vlogs, I insist.

Don't come home drunk, please.

You too stop making vlogs, I insist.

Don't come home drunk, please.

People will call you names,

Bollywood guys will take me away.

People will call you names,

Bollywood guys will take me away.

Don't post reels like this,

Don't post reels like this,

Don't come home drunk, please.

You too stop making vlogs, I insist.

Don't come home drunk, please.

You too stop making vlogs, I insist.

Don't come home drunk, please.

I don't think you are going to stop any time soon,

My reach is growing wide too.

I don't think you are going to stop any time soon,

My reach is growing wide too.

Let your phone breathe,

Let your phone breathe, I insist.

Don't come home drunk, please.

You too stop making vlogs, I insist.

Don't come home drunk, please.

You too stop making vlogs, I insist.

Don't come home drunk, please.