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Look to me this morning, the old way must burn to ash, for the new way to be born.

The three who will save us, I promise, for the fire.

Thank you, Mama.

I mean, I don't see anything. It's full, it's lush.

I can feel the AC on my scalp. It's like they're actively falling out.

Well, then stop touching it, then. It's all in your head.

No, it's not.

So, we go to Turkey again and we do the implants.

That's a weird regression. Three weeks with the monks and I'm worried about a fucking bald spot.

They were bald as fuck and they were happy.

It's the stress, you know? It's the world.

My dad had a great head of hair right until the end.

Come on, I'm good.

I feel like I'm close to something, you know?

Tonight, the world's gonna see the real Mike Tyler, the real me.

I just wanna show people I can be of use. I have meaning.

By the way, if anybody mentions the flamethrower thing, just ignore them.

Why would they bring that up?

I mean, they won't, but...

Well, then why the fuck would you say that? You're my agent!

Look, okay, look, I put it in your head and I'm taking it out.

It's gone. But apart from that,

I can't take this nice and gentle.

Have fun. You know, like, dance. You know, be seen.

It's comeback city, baby.

Back to what?

Damn it.

Wait a minute.

Is this an electric limo?

Oliver, am I about to pull up to a fucking climate change gala in a gas-guzzling relic from the 90s?

Stop the car!

You love limos!

Today, pivot, pivot. Just film me walking.

Okay.

Get the landscape. Get the...

Yeah, okay.

Ooh, yeah, like that.

Give me that hero squint.

Ooh, got it?

Yeah, that's good.

No caption. Power of the image.

Ooh.

Hey, guys.

Decided to walk through the Earth.

Thanks, guys.

Well, look at you two walking through the Earth.

Hey, guys.

Tonight we take you on a journey of pulling transformation.

It's never too late to do the right thing.

Here on this sacred Greek island, rumbling with the volcanic energy of Hephaestus himself,

we wanted to create a Homeric ode to the wonders of our planet.

Accompanying the luminous sand, we are so pleased to have the benevolent djinn.

Here we have Ben Bracken, tech visionary and global change maker,

and his wife Gloria, pop legend, whose new album is told entirely from the perspective of a flood.

It's so powerful. I feel true...

You alright?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's just...

All the eyes, you know.

You wanna hold my hand?

No, not here. Don't be fucking weird.

Our next guest needs no introduction.

Please welcome Mike Tyler.

Alright, you're up, cowboy.

Okay.

Don't draw attention to it.

Yeah, yeah.

They're young.

You're sexy.

You've got a secret.

Box office hit, Octavius, the last centurion.

Oscar nominated lead of Calamity Creek.

Mike is making his first major reappearance on the international stage.

Hey.

Are you lost?

Can I help you?

Mick Tyler.

Gloria Bracken.

Hi.

Yeah, I know who you are.

Stop it.

Stop it right now.

I love you.

Oh.

Oh, wow.

I'm sure you heard I started a production company.

I have the perfect project for us to do together.

So, how's your health?

How's the noggin?

You're leveling out?

No more wives stealing?

No more flamethrowers, Mr. Octavius?

No, sir.

My actions that day were heinous, but I was grieving.

I hit rock bottom, did the deepest possible soul-searching, and I think I came out better for it.

Yeah.

Um, sorry.

Uh, Gloria.

Ben.

Excuse me.

I got apologies.

Hey.

It's okay.

I'm famous.

Hey, DK, the maestro.

Mike, you good?

Did you get some rest?

Yeah, man.

I'm good.

Really good.

Better than ever.

Ready to get back to work.

You know?

Trying to use the platform to do something meaningful.

Something that makes a difference.

Cool, man.

Yeah.

Fire Walker's not really an issue film, but...

No, I know.

I know.

I was just, you know, feel like we're vibrating on the same frequency.

Music of the cosmos, brother.

Where are you right now?

Uh, well, funny story, actually.

I'm in a...

I'm in an old mine at a climate charity event on some weird middle-of-nowhere Greek, possibly

Turkish, island.

I honestly fucking hate events like that, though.

Like, everyone flies there on their private jets and then gnaws at the flesh of tortured

mollusks and the auction part where it's just like this virtue-signal circle jerk.

No one actually sacrifices anything.

I'm looking it up now.

Rocks from the ocean?

Well...

That's gonna be a full-scale genocide of marine life, squid worms, and anemones, bro.

Like, you don't fuck with the ocean.

I swear to God, Ben Brackett is like the fucking antichrist.

Ha-ha!

Preaching to the choir, man.

That's what I'm doing here, actually.

I'm, uh, spitting truth in their face.

You know, belly of the beast.

I don't wanna ruin it, but, um, you know, you'll see.

Right.

Cool.

Well, I'll let you know when there's something to read.

Okay.

Uh, and listen, I just wanna say I read a lot of scripts.

I think it's rare that...

Hello?

Uh, fuck.

Did I say music of the fucking cosmos, you fucking idiot?

Fuck him.

Pretentious fucking playwright.

Fuck Mike.

As you can see, all these small new shit coins are going well.

You're gonna get burned.

Uh, this is the future, you know?

Especially this one.

One of the best.

So, do you wanna...

Let me show you something.

It's actually really funny.

Check this out.

It's a classic.

Rage!

Rage!

Everything is fake!

Do not go diving into that good night!

I'm not Arceus!

I wanna be real!

I'm a fraud!

The end of an empire.

Stop building me!

I'm not a hero!

I'm nobody!

And he did this on his opening night.

I'm Mike Tyler!

I fuck your wives!

I fucked up!

Never mind my husband.

Sometimes he likes to pretend he's a bully.

Right, right.

How are you coping, Mick?

It's been a tough year.

You can have everything you think you want

and still wake up with a hole in your heart.

I don't know if you know, but I lost my dad this year.

I'm so sorry.

It's okay.

I didn't know.

Unexpected.

I wasn't ready.

He was kind of my only tether to just miss my dad.

Let's take a picture for my daughter.

Oh, great.

She loves selfies.

I'll wait for you.

Thanks.

You're awesome.

Make?

Sure.

Crybaby narcissistic piece of shit pussy.

Hey, you feeling okay?

Don't be mad at me, but I think I gotta do a thing.

No, no.

Just mingle, all right?

Remember, nice and gentle.

Some things are more important than nice and gentle, Oliver.

Mike, buddy, did you take your...

Did I talk to fucking pills, all right?

That's not what this is about.

This is about my calling.

This is real work.

And so it felt especially appropriate to gather here in Greece.

The cradle of civilization.

To make a difference.

But don't take my word for it.

Let's hear it from Ben himself.

Hi.

My name is Ben Bracken.

Let's face it.

Climate change is here.

It's a tragedy.

And it's our fault.

Deforestation.

Floods.

Hurricanes.

Overpopulation.

Wildfires.

Mother nature is not our enemy.

Her fire is not simply destructive.

It is divine.

Thanks to my wife, Gloria's passion for pufferfish,

I discovered these incredible minerals at the bottom of the ocean.

These rocks are our second chance.

With Poseidon's revolution,

we will be able to create a new source of energy

to preserve our beloved planets

and give us the power to help the victims of climate change.

We can give our children a cleaner, greener future.

So don't give up.

Because here, at Poseidon,

we're just getting started.

We're in a mine,

singing a song about our diseased planet,

and we're saying our solution

is more mining.

We got tired of raping the earth,

so instead we'll rape the ocean?

Not rape.

We're hypocrites.

We're eating our caviar

and our tortured mollusks.

And what about the anemones?

Right?

You are not god of the ocean,

Monsieur Bracken.

You know what?

Let's hear it for the anemones, guys.

Come on.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

That's what I fucking thought.

We need to do better.

Our work here at the Foundation

is meant to foster an open, democratic forum.

What was it?

People just, like, in shock, processing the message?

Did I pronounce anemones right?

I think so.

Post it.

You're sure?

Post it.

Just post it.

All right.

Real people will get it.

But now,

we have an amazing performance.

A regenerative,

ceremonial dance

from the autochthonous collective

Atahualpa Tlaltakutli.

Who dare ask the question,

can dance heal the world?

Daughter!

I am sick.

Girl, you're always sick.

But it's bad this time.

I'm dying.

Once upon a time

Science opened up the door

But the potions that were made

They touched the creatures down below

And they grew up in the way

Super nature

Do they have to rub it in my face like that?

I don't think it's about you.

Check that out.

Will you really go down?

Watch out!

There's no place

You can run the monsters made

We must face

Look at you.

Look at you.

Look at you.

Look at you.

Look at you.

Look at you.

Look at you now.

Where are you going?

Losing it, Mike.

We must restore the balance

and save the earth with fire!

With fire!

With fire!

Stop it!

Everyone please stay calm.

This is a normal occurrence.

We'll try to have it result...

Stop moving.

We'll try to sort it out as quickly as possible.

You're not in any danger.

Stop moving.

Normal occurrence.

Hold her down.

What?

Now!

Get out!

No!

She goes...

Fuck.

No!

Surrender your telephones!

Our duty...

Our duty...

is to take three of you to their destiny

by the next red moon.

This is a pure mission

for the good of the earth.

An extinction event is coming in two days.

We are here to stop it.

We need only three of you

who will be revealed to us here tonight.

The youngest shall seek power first.

Don't flatter them with your fear, Gloria.

Gloria.

The sun shall seek his purest love.

Mother nature?

Daughter nature.

Mother nature.

Daughter nature.

Mother nature.

Mother nature.

Mother nature.

Come.

Mother nature.

Come.

Come on.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

No, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I love you.

Come on.

And now I, the eldest, shall seek the hero.

I can't find the hero anywhere. These people are disgusting.

The volcano told you to find the hero here. Ask you for guidance.

Everybody stand up. Stand up!

We're going to create two rivers of bodies.

So, some over here, and some over here.

Some there, and some there.

Listen! I point, and you tell me the hero, chosen from among your ranks.

Clap! Clap for the hero.

Come on, I point, and you clap!

What is the hero? We don't understand your rules, girl.

Vote for the hero to be sacrificed.

No! None of that, please.

No! No, no, no, no, no!

Please, please, please!

Ah!

Please, come down!

Listen, listen.

She's trying to organize a hostage vote.

Yes.

Okay? It's about clapping volume.

Yes.

She wants you in two lines, and her finger will narrow down the person you want to be the hero.

Like an applause-o-meter.

So, let's move the table on the side, please.

Come on, come on, come on.

You two!

Everybody, the dancers, we're going to spend the night.

Come on, guys, move it!

I need to see faces, come on!

And then you form two river of people.

Two rivers.

Thank you.

Guess they like a speech after all.

Mike, it's real.

What's this?

I am so sorry.

Listen, stay safe, all right?

Oh!

Is this like an interactive thing?

Did everybody get their phones?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Most applause I've gotten in years.

Hey, they're terrorists.

What?

Terrorists!

We have the building!

Surrounded.

Surrounded!

Please, stop to us!

You, king man, talk to them.

You will be effective.

Mike, my talent do it.

He's great at making speeches.

I could do it.

So, um, what exactly am I doing?

Tell them that we mean no harm and declare away whilst we release half of the unmartyred.

We have no time to lose.

The world will be destroyed in two days when the red moon rises.

Two days?

Wow.

Okay, stakes.

Um, what's the why?

Like the message beneath.

Are you a registered group?

Can I plug your donation page?

People are going to want to follow you.

Nobody can follow us where we are going.

Okay, that's fine.

Just, um, what do I call you?

We are warriors defending the ancient yearnings of the earth.

I gotcha.

Ancient yearnings.

Ancient yearnings.

Ancient yearnings.

Ancient yearnings.

I gotcha.

I gotcha.

Okay.

All right, so, listen up.

We got some people inside and they want to let half of the hostages go.

So, could you just back away from the main entrance?

Yes, you're Mike Tyler.

Trabba, trabba, trabba, trabba.

They have ancient yearnings to save the planet.

This is a battle between youth and the establishment.

And the youth is winning, guys.

Revolution always wins in the end.

It's because they're lit by a divine fire.

And we should be inspired by that.

I know I am.

Forget your fake charity.

This is real change, real courage.

Nature is sick, and a charity event is like a Band-Aid on gangrene.

But these kids have the courage to cut off the whole leg.

No justice, no peace.

No justice, no peace.

No justice, no peace.

We have the power.

What is your name?

I'm Mike.

What's yours?

Joan.

Were you sincere in your speech?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, absolutely.

Where did you come from?

Originally, the Arkansas side of a shitty town called Texarkana.

But, you know, now, Malibu.

I'm an actor.

Where are you from?

I'm from the fire.

Right.

You're special, Mike.

No matter what happens, I want you to remember that.

Behold the hero.

You're the fire.

Thank you.

Namaste.

Wait for the signal to free the unclothed.

And keep the others here.

Is that a hand?

Yes, it's a hand.

It's not real, though, right?

It is real.

Congrats.

You just became the spokesperson for Green Isis.

Oh, my God.

They're going to kill us.

They're actually going to kill us.

Oh, my God.

They're actually going to kill us.

That's right.

Okay.

Stay calm.

I'll be back.

Okay.

What's going on?

Don't worry, daughter nature.

We'll use our own clothes to make our escape.

And who, by fire?

Who, by water?

Who, in the sunshine?

Who, in the nighttime?

Who, by high ordeal?

Who, by common trial?

Who, in your merry, merry month of May?

Who, by very slow decay?

And who, shall I say?

Who's calling?

In her lonely slip?

Who, by barbiturate?

Who, in these realms of love?

Who, by something blind?

Who, by avalanche?

Who, by powder?

Who, for his greed?

Who, for his hunger?

Who, by heavy love?

Who, by a sanctuary?

Who, by an ellen?

Who, in solitude?

Who, by —

Who in this mirror, like his latest command, by his own hand?

Who in mortal chains? Who in power?

And who, shall I say, is calling?

Hey, you want money, yeah?

Huh? I'll give you enough to replant the whole Amazon, banana by fucking banana. Just name it.

We care nothing about money or fame or power. We chose you guided by forces beyond the fragile systems of man.

Play it cool, man. Learn the language.

Where the fuck are you taking us?

You guys have to help me. This guy's gonna do something bad to me, I can tell.

Helper, your hands aren't even tight, you pussy.

I'm not a pussy. Watch your mouth.

I'll fuck your wife.

Is that the only insult, you know?

Sorry. Ego regression. Sorry.

Hey!

Stop looking at her, you fucking fat hobbit!

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, fuck. Oh.

Mother Nature, we must learn to love each other.

No, we don't. Why?

Please.

That'll be my guys.

Oh!

Over here! Over here!

Oh, my God!

Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!

You good?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Believe me, I am not a lovable person.

No, you are.

You're pure.

The other one is tragic.

I'm not pure, I just...

Wait, what?

What... what other?

What is your most deeply held belief?

Well, okay, um...

I guess my deepest held belief is the power of stories to change the world.

Yes.

You tell a story and the world changes.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, that's what my dad taught me.

What's, um...

What's yours?

I believe in the cleansing power of death.

Joan?

Yes, Mike?

You're not gonna kill us, are you?

Oh, my God.

200 high-profile hostages are still being held captive here in the Jolnir Mine.

Amongst them, your client Mike Tyler has become an internet sensation.

He's currently trending as terrorist zaddy, beast king, and actual hero.

What are you thinking? Are you worried for him?

Listen, Mike can handle himself. He's a badass.

He's the GOAT. He's a true hero.

Thank you, Oliver.

Yep.

We have some early footage of the group, which we warn some viewers may find disturbing.

The organization, created 25 years ago on the same Greek island where we are now,

was categorized as a low security risk by authorities.

It was founded by the married Nobel Prize-winning scientists Gunnar and Freja Jolnir,

and its membership has comprised most of the couple's children,

along with a small community of Nordic scientists and their families.

Gunnar Jolnir achieved some fame early in his career, but has more recently been ostracized

for his unconventional theories on volcanic patterns.

This video contains harrowing testimony from his daughter.

I had a nightmare. The volcano was talking to me again.

The world is going to end, and you and Daddy have to die to clear the way.

I'm sorry.

Greek police are still trying to make sense of this footage, and for now, the group's demands remain unknown.

He knows we're coming to kill him. He's just trying to frighten us.

He cannot escape his fate.

I love you, sister.

The mountain of fire guides me.

It is famished, and without the proper sacrifice by the next red moon, it will eat us all.

So, we must offer you into its magma.

Oh, fuck.

What'd she say?

That they want to throw us in a volcano.

That's what she said?

No.

We're throwing you into a volcano.

The king is thrown by force.

But the hero chooses his own fate.

I'm the hero?

Yes.

I think you're wrong.

Jonah's never been wrong!

Okay.

And I have to choose to jump into the...

Volcano. Yes.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What about me?

Thrown by many adoring hands.

Oh, fuck my life.

Don't be scared, daughter nature. It's your destiny.

My name is not daughter nature, alright? That's just a role I was playing. Do you understand that? My name is Katie.

Sorry, Jonah.

Why do you want to throw us into a volcano?

To save the world.

So now, the king, the purest love, and the hero must drink this sacred potion to experience the death and rebirth of the hero.

It will lead the hero to find faith. We must share his journey.

Nothing is real until one faces death.

Take and drink.

What is it?

No. No fucking way, mate.

Make them drink.

All of those to be sacrificed must drink the potion.

Okay.

Okay, I can't. Sorry, but I can't stand it anymore, okay? This is too fucking dumb, you pagan queers.

Any old sacrificial cliché like the bad king, the expendable knight, the hot virgin.

Oh!

Forgive me for my violence.

Wait, Joan? Joan, did he say virgin? Because I'm not a virgin, am I?

Like, that's fucking mental. I'm not, I'm not a virgin.

Come down, Martyr.

Martyr? Fuck, Martyr? No, no, fuck that. I'm not even that hot.

Go prepare your beloved.

But she hates me. How do I make her like me?

Show her your beautiful heart, Arthur. Ask her questions.

I am such a bad hand.

I can't lose control. I can't lose control.

I am definitively not a virgin.

That's because they're visibly dark, kinky, soul-crushing, nasty shit.

Just don't lose control, Mike. Just don't lose control. You can't.

Mike?

Yeah?

What do you see?

I don't know.

I see the real you.

The hero.

All you have to do

Is let yourself die.

I made this. It's beautiful.

Do you like it?

No, I...

Oh.

It's my special place.

In spring, it's full of red spider lilies.

Why can't you love me?

Because...

Because you're not honest with me.

Tell me about your beloved Jewish sheep.

The other's wrong.

You're pure.

No, babe. I am trash.

I pretended to be Native American to get this job.

Come on.

I'm not Native American. I'm Pakistani for Christ's sake.

And I'm from Essex.

I just put on the fake little Pocahontas accent and they all fucking bought it.

I'm petty and I'm selfish.

I'm honestly the worst person.

Stop it!

It has to be you!

To love Joan would be the killer.

It's my curse.

I'm cursed.

Joan.

You're in love with your sister.

For the prophecy to work, she has to be the martyr.

I can't kill my sister.

Why was I made this way?

I can change.

We should try.

We should embrace.

Don't touch me!

Joan!

Are they?

Are they?

It's okay.

It's okay.

Where is she?

She's not the right woman.

Let her go.

Stay with me, Joan.

I'm here.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I was afraid.

Because it was you.

It was always...

You.

That doomed us.

Because I love you.

I think I'm starting to feel something.

Is this real?

He's really dead?

Oh, yeah.

And Katie's gone.

Who's Katie?

Will you hold my hand?

Please?

Tighter.

Are you okay, Pa?

They're not gonna throw you in.

Mike.

You told me your stories can change the world, but...

In your stories, when you die, you don't really die.

And when you love, you don't really love.

You know it.

What I'm offering you here is real.

It's the truth.

The truth of who you are.

You will start to feel the potion pulling the truth from you.

Let it.

I think this is exactly what I've been looking for.

I killed my mother yesterday.

Wow.

Wait, what?

And I will kill my father tomorrow.

No, don't do that.

God, I miss my dad.

Did you know Pufferfish Bill send murals at the bottom of the ocean to woo their mates?

I don't wanna die like he did.

Trapped in his pain.

I can't be alone in this.

I wanted to build a mural at the bottom of the ocean for Gloria.

I'm disintegrating.

You're all of us, Mike.

Yes.

That's why you're the hero.

I'm a human hero.

Nothing hero.

Let yourself go.

Come, my son.

In your stories, when you die, you don't really die.

And when you love, you don't really love.

Cry!

Oh, come on.

You're not really crying.

Cry! Cry!

Surrender!

You can do better than that!

Come on!

And it's a shame, Octavia, because the fact is you're a piece of shit.

You cheated on every woman you've ever been with, and you never gave me kids.

You run away from everything.

Who even are you?

What do you see?

When will you leave me?

Let me go.

Dad?

Go.

Choose your own path.

Don't you see?

Cut!

Look around you.

Your world is fake.

It's all fake.

Only the fire is real.

Action!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

Octavius thought our nature is dying.

Jump for us.

Only you can save the world.

Jump, Mike.

Save the world.

Do it for all of us.

Save it, save it, save it, save it.

You are, you like this? Come on, Mike.

It's who you are.

The earth is crying out, calling your name.

Wake up! Show us who you really are!

Jump, you pussy!

Do it for all of us!

Come on, jump!

Wait, come on!

Dad?

Mike Tyler?

Good. Welcome back.

Who are you?

Where am I?

You are safe.

Please, join me in the kitchen.

From our chickens outside.

You must be ravenous.

Eat.

Please.

You rescued me?

Yes, I was tracking you

from the moment you left the mine.

Those children are insane.

Yeah, they got a whole belief system.

Really intricate.

They created a barbaric folklore.

Their mentor, you see,

was a brilliant scientist

who devoted his life

to studying volcanoes,

but true science.

Always science.

Look at me in the eyes, Mike.

Tomorrow, our volcano will blow,

killing most life on the planet.

The world will be plunged

into an historic darkness,

an extinction event.

My daughter, Joan,

thinks she can stop it.

She's delusional.

Wait a minute.

Did you say Joan's your daughter?

Yes.

And like all false prophets,

she created myths

to answer the questions

that science could not.

Encouraged by my witch of a wife,

Joan concocted insane rules

and this notion

that the parents must die

in order for the prophecy

to be fulfilled?

Well, I don't feel

it's necessary for me to die.

Why should I?

Where's the science?

Wait, is this real?

Am I...

Mike, you're not hallucinating.

I brought you here

to prove to Joan

that you're not her hero.

You are raw meat.

I would advise you

to stay here

where you'll be safe.

You fools!

You got scared

of your friends at you.

The mission's off.

Girl, right,

then there's a main lady,

then there's her brother

who's like tragically

in love with her

or some shit.

Oh, God, he's probably dead now.

I hope he's okay.

Anyway, so they're taking

Mike Tyler and Ben Bracken

to a volcano, right?

So I throw him in

like a sacrifice.

Close the door.

Joan!

Mike, please explain to her

that you are not her hero.

I'm trying to save you

from yourself.

Sir, can I please hear

what she has to say?

You sure?

I told you the next time

I saw you

would be to kill you.

You abandoned our mission.

You know you must die

in order for the volcano

to accept our sacrifice.

And don't tell me

that you don't believe

because you did

until it became inconvenient

for you.

No, I didn't believe.

Yes, you did.

No, I didn't.

Yes, you did.

I am trying to save your life.

Liar!

Go outside, Mike.

Tell me what you see.

So this is all...

Fake.

No, it's a pretty forest.

He's shielded himself

from the truth

with concrete and hydroponics.

He's rejected nature.

He left us,

brainwashed our cousins,

and made them slaves

to science.

No, I was trying

to bring all of you here

to save people.

This place is a masterpiece

capable of withstanding

the coming catastrophe.

Pointless.

You made it out of fear.

No, I built it out

of love for my family.

Wouldn't you rather

have a nice toilet

than to sit

in the woods

with bears?

The world will be reborn.

You never listen to me.

Because you're an idiot.

Can I go to the bathroom?

Yes!

Yes!

It's through that door.

And there's some

fresh clothes

in there as well.

Thanks.

Sorry.

You coward.

Pathetic.

Sad.

Old man.

Good morning, CAA.

Oliver McGregor's office.

Mike Tyler calling.

Who are you?

Mike?

Is this really you?

Oliver!

Thank God.

Holy shit, man.

Where are you?

I don't know.

Some underground bunker

with a mad scientist.

It's Joan's dad.

So listen.

Everybody's obsessed

with this fucking volcano.

They keep saying

the world's gonna end,

but I'm starting to think

that's not going to happen.

Have Mike Tyler here.

Keep him on the line.

So I got two offers

on the table.

One is to stay here

where it's safe.

It's just not really heroic.

It's a little boring,

almost pointless maybe.

And then the other one,

I'd be following through

on the Joan arc,

which is actually really

making sense to me right now,

but it's a total leap of faith.

Does that make sense?

Mike, are you in a safe place?

Yes, yes, I'm safe.

No one wants to push me.

I'm fucking Zeus.

I have to choose.

Okay, listen.

You need to stay where you are

and we're gonna come get you, okay?

You're not in danger?

No.

No, I'm not in danger.

I'm the most not-in-dangered person

in the world right now.

What?

They can't push me.

I have to choose.

Can you hear me?

Mike?

Mike, what's happening?

Only I can kill me.

Mike, listen.

DK Gold, he loved your speech.

He wants you for the movie.

You did it.

Everyone loves you.

It's all the news.

You're a fucking star.

You're serious money to be me.

You think I care about that right now, Oliver?

This isn't about money.

It's about something much bigger.

I feel like I'm on the verge of something.

Something I'm supposed to be doing.

And it's fucking scary.

What?

Look, I just don't want you to get hurt.

Yeah, I don't want to get hurt.

I don't want to get hurt.

Come home.

You've got to come home.

Okay.

Okay.

Here's what we're gonna do.

Ready?

Can you hear me?

I'm gonna get all the way to the edge.

Right to the edge.

And then you're gonna save me.

You've got to get a helicopter.

And then right at the last minute,

you swoop in and save us.

But you've got to get that image.

That image matters.

So everyone can see it.

Joan will think it's real.

And that can be who I am.

And that'll be enough.

Mike, listen to me.

Those are not your people.

I'm your people.

You're not hearing me.

No, you're not hearing me.

You're my fucking agent.

Do your job.

I'll see you at the volcano.

Which volcano?

There are dozens.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

The one that's about to blow.

Thank you right now.

I know you still believe the volcano has chosen you for this moment.

My father has nothing to offer you.

Hi.

So, I thought about it and I want to do the jump.

Yes.

To save the world.

But if I'm gonna do that, you gotta let Joan go.

You will deliver my daughter to her death?

Fool!

Court jester!

Actor!

Release me.

The hero has made his decision.

Do not listen to her.

I will toss you back into the wild.

A goat run, then.

What's a goat run?

Will come out unscathed.

Protected.

You'll be proven wrong.

The volcano will be proven right.

And then you will kill him.

What's a goat run?

By Joan's logic.

The chosen ones are protected by magic.

Are you willing to die to prove a point to daddy?

Prepare the goat run.

What the fuck is a goat run?

An act of faith.

Please don't kill her.

She's my daughter.

The volcano won't protect her.

Whoa, whoa.

Remember, my father must burn.

No, Mike, help, help.

Are you sure about this?

Of course I'm sure.

You're going to kill her.

I can see it in your eyes.

You're ready.

We'll all die for nothing.

Run.

You're going to kill her you ungrateful fuckwit.

Let's go.

No, don't.

Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You're a goddess.

You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Holy shit, Joan.

We've got to get you to a hospital.

Why was I hit?

It was supposed to protect me.

How could you let that happen?

What do you want from me?

You could have run.

Why didn't you?

Did you make contact?

Did you get help?

No.

How's she doing?

I don't believe you.

I can read you.

Joan.

Joan.

I know you know this, but Mike's not going to jump.

He's going to play you until he's rescued, then get a nice picture, and then what?

Huh?

You and I would die for nothing.

This guy is going to give it all up for your little fantasy.

You need to be realistic, girl.

Face the facts.

He's a fake fucking worm.

He's going to betray you.

He's going to run back to Malibu to fuck somebody else's wife in his climate control bed.

Don't listen to him, Joan.

He's a liar.

You think you're their fucking god?

What's the game here, huh?

Make Jesus white again?

Shut up!

Both of you, I hate you!

You shits!

My mother is dead!

My brother is dead!

I sentence my father to die for you!

I have dedicated my life!

I have suffered in isolation!

What, you think I did this for a lie?

For a story?

Okay, hey, hey.

Remember, I have to do it.

Okay, I'm going to die.

I'm going to die.

Hey, I can't believe I'm going to die next to a golden globe loser.

You thought you could make friends with them, huh?

You didn't think they were actually going to kill us.

You couldn't conceive of a reality where they were that fucking crazy.

Those morons think they can save nature, but you don't save it through a picture or combine rituals.

You change with technology.

And that's me!

Nature needs to be dominated, fucker!

Anything else is a fucking fairytale for sims!

Fuck this job!

Oh, poor girl.

Your life was a waste.

Me, I already won.

I already saved the world.

Fuck.

Listen to me.

Your entire existence would be half a paragraph in the books they write about me.

I fixed the problem.

I fucking win.

I fucking win.

You fucking lose.

You understand?

I live forever.

You gotta get out of here.

Just wait a second, guys.

And tell Gloria.

Just wait one second, please.

That I'm a pufferfish.

And I want you to make a reprinting at the bottom of the ocean, okay?

Tell her, okay?

And tell her, I didn't die playing like a little bitch.

I died like a king.

Wait.

I'm not ready.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Put me down.

I'm not ready.

Put me down.

Put me down.

I'm not ready.

Please.

Please, please, I need you.

No, Mike!

Joan!

Mike, Mike, this is not supposed to be like this.

I'm so afraid, Mike, I'm so afraid.

I don't want to die afraid.

I will not die afraid.

Please tell me you're with me.

I'm with you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

For the fire.

Authorities are trying to rescue Mike Tyler

as the volcano is getting more and more unstable.

Specialists from all over the world are studying

the various possibilities to prevent this eruption.

It's been two days since it abruptly erupted,

threatening the world's geological balance.

The main step is moving, it's moving, yeah.

Moving, it's moving me up.

Every step is moving me up.

I'm moving.

Every step is moving me up.

Each step is moving, moving me up.

Oh, it's all I need to jump over. Every step is moving me up. It's moving me up. Moving is moving me up.

Each step is moving, moving me up. Every step is moving me up.

This is how we walk on the moon. This is how we walk on the moon.

This is how we walk on the moon.

Each step is moving. Each step is moving.

Each step is moving. It's moving me up.

Every step is moving me up.

It's moving me up.

Every step is moving me up.

One moment, one tiny, tiny, tiny, boy, it's all I need when I jump, I jump over.