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Turn that light off!

Now! Okay, okay, okay!

Get back here.

No. Get back here now!

No! I'm gonna count to three.

One, two, three! Get back here now!

Oh, shit.

Thank you.

Who are you?

I'm the owner, proprietor of this mobile home and truck that's pulling you down

the highway.

Now, those bags are about three weeks from Indian giving on that exchange.

Why am I entitled to this?

Well, well, you smarty pants.

You've been infected.

Infected.

What did you infect me with?

Oh, no. No, I didn't infect you with anything. Listen.

I found you at your campsite.

I hauled your heavy butt back to my home, and I bandaged up your wounds.

You're welcome.

Where are you?

Up here.

What is this?

Less than an hour to get you to the doctor, if that.

Yeah, well... Listen to me.

It's important that you stay calm.

Look, I'm a good man.

An honest man.

A hunter.

Look, this hasn't gone too far yet.

Pull over. Let me out.

Actually, thank you.

Thank you for helping me. Now, if you could please just pull over and let me out.

Listen to me. It's imperative we keep your heart rate down.

What's happening to me? It's making its way through your system, right?

Listen to me.

Freeze.

The infection taking hold.

It's not an infection. It's a micro-bacterium moving through your system.

Please just let me go. I need to see a doctor.

Please just let me go!

You did something to me.

You drugged me or you poisoned me. I did not.

And I ain't gonna be telling you that all night.

Where's my phone?

Why are we picking up a signal in Knoxville?

That station reaches halfway to Memphis on a clear day.

Why'd you take my phone?

Whether you want to believe it or not, the number one rule is that we can't

bring anyone else into this.

Look, I ain't out here to cause no dadgum outbreak.

You saw what happened with that China virus.

I need you to let me go right now.

I need you to relax.

Right? I'm handling it.

What did you say?

If you stop, I'll call someone for you.

But you have to calm down.

I want to call my... I want to call my friend Diane.

Lena!

You're a rat, boo-boo.

Not Diane.

You're probably going to end up in the toilet more than you want to.

Might get a little farty.

But once that stuff makes it to your heart, I ain't equipped for that.

Well, I am, but you won't like the equipment.

Fine, I'm calm. Just make the call.

Wait, who are you calling?

Assuming Daddy Longlegs ain't your pop's Christian name.

Can you just call someone else, please?

Well, you don't want your daddy to know where you're at.

Really.

It's Stuart, but I doubt he'll pick up.

What's your name?

Lena.

Stuart, my name's Clive. You don't know me. I'm an acquaintance of Lena, and she

got in a little scuttle with a dog, and we're on our way to Sacred Heart

Hospital. I don't want you to worry. We're going to see Dr. Janikowski.

She's going to be just fine.

He never checked his voicemail clean.

I can make an exception for your mom.

She be awake?

No.

Should I text her?

No, she's gone.

I don't mean she won't have her phone on. She's dead.

Becky drank so many tiki drinks at the resort bar, they named one after her.

The Hellcat.

Mai Tai with a little splash of grenadine.

Best vacation of my life.

Don't get ruined.

You can see me?

Don't get bent out of shape.

Look, a few weeks back, a couple of turds, they spray painted something vile

on the side of my home there. But stop, look.

Turds, by the coffee mugs.

You said we're going to Sacred Heart, right?

Yeah.

It's their specialist, Dr. Janikowski.

I need you to tell me exactly how I got here.

Bullshit.

Bullshit. This is all bullshit.

Celestial Delights.

Some of these guys, they were the closest thing I had to friends.

They are, really.

Ollie, bless her heart, she just can't see past it.

So it's just me out here now.

Believe it or not, don't get too many visitors these days.

I really messed up your trailer.

Why do you have this?

Bye.

Thank you.

Please, please, please.

I'm gonna get you out of here, okay?

gets the door, don't turn around.

Put your shirt over your head.

Hurry! Okay, okay.

Turn that light off!

Now!

Crawl! On that table!

Get! Get!

You go for that door, I'll...

Get you the doctor.

Get you some help.

It should be locked like that. I miss you.

Hello? Whoever's in there, can you hear me?

No, I'm here. He kidnapped me and he killed another woman.

I told you.

I told you. It's none of your business. Get going. Step away from me, mister.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Shh, shh.

What's that?

Get the hitter. Get on the ground.

Stay away from me. Keep your hands down.

Silence about. Get on the ground.

I'm a bi-

You get it now, lean up.

Thank you.

I heard the poos this time, oh boy.

in your bedroom I saw everything my mom

took that when she was sick it's a sedative

you're torturing people back there

He didn't call my dad.

That wasn't his voicemail. I knew that wasn't his fucking voicemail!

You bit me.

Only one that can help you.

The risk I took for you.

Now what?

You gonna let me go?

We're in the same fucking boat now, aren't we?

We're gonna go visit your little witch doctor on a family plan.

I'm going to Collie World.

The amusement park?

Dr. Janikowski is the specialist there.

He's the top research physician at Stanford.

He lost his license because of some Berkeley nut jobs.

He didn't like him testing on animals.

Now he's the lead vet physician at the Ragtag Stampede dinner show.

He's as legit as they come.

Fucking...

Veterinarian? At a dinner show?

At an amusement park?

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome back to another midnight cast of

We're Out There.

As always, I'll be guiding you through the underbelly, the place the mainstream

media won't take you to see the freaks and ghouls, the vamps and wares, the

extraterrestrial truths that float above and lie beneath.

I, Jasper DeVille, am here to rip the veil of the whole damn multi-dimension.

It's a full moon.

The night the true weirdos come out to be.

And as we do on the night of truth, we're opening the lines right out of the

gate for callers. We want to hear your stories. Let us hear about the bump in

the night, the lights in the sky, the blood in the water, and, of course, in

conjunction with a full moon.

Tell us about who howls at night.

Looks like we got a caller from East Tennessee.

Oh, it's our resident cryptid expert, C.S. Peters. Tell me, class, where's the

bogeyman tonight?

Yeah.

Yeah. Just a second.

I need your help.

I got a were.

A werewolf?

Well, well, well, let's get into it, shall we?

She's not one yet.

She'll start to get bitten.

But, uh, she's in my trailer now.

Well, Clive, this type of thing seems to land squarely in your realm of

expertise, no?

Well, she bit me, too.

Yeah, pre-winter infection.

Ain't really in my wheelhouse, so... You said she's in your trailer? Yeah, uh,

got a 63 travel cane.

Hellfire, I had a feeling we were gonna get into some thick stuff tonight. Hit

me with the details, little pal.

Well, uh, I don't have much time, but we're on our way to Golly World right

now. All right, all right, it's clear you read my book, The Bite That Drips, a

little anti-baseball. I'm exactly one yes away from landing the Dennis Haskins

to narrate The Bite That Drips audiobook.

Mr. Belday, saved by the bell name, you might know. We don't have time right

now, and we're a couple of miles away from the main entrance to Gollywood

World, and all 449, and I was just wondering, it is the ragtag Stampede,

right? Well, yeah, he's operated nights at the Stampede for nearly, you'd say

you've got a wear in your trailer right now, Claude. Yeah, he's been bit.

Picked her up from the Nashville area, but she bit me too.

Good and deep.

I'm wondering, you know, if you know something to slow the creep, or maybe

I'm not susceptible, or maybe I'm in the clear. I don't know.

You took her from Asheville to Godly World? That's like four hours flat.

Yeah, I just need your help.

I need the contact for Dr.

Janikowski.

I just need to know if I'm at risk or if you can clue me in on that.

And how old is this soon to be where?

I don't know.

18, 19, 25.

I have no earthly idea.

Okay, I'm going to help you out there. We're going to take a little break and

hear a word from our sponsor. And when we come back, we'll keep the lives open

to hear what makes you scared of the dark. Stay with us as we're out there

from the mountains.

Hey, Clive, you there, buddy?

Yeah, yeah, I'm here, man. Are you being serious right now? You've actually got a

lady in your trailer that you took from Nashville. Yes, you got bit by a

werewolf! I saw it happen!

And, uh... I don't know what to do.

Hold up.

That's what I need Dr.

Janikowski's number for.

I'm just about a mile away.

No, no, no. He's 40. He's like the police, man. Why would I do that?

Clive, you kidnapped a woman.

I don't understand.

You said he was a specialist.

Yeah, Clive. I mean, you know, there is no Dr.

Janikowski. What are you... You said on your show!

Clive, my man, I...

I thought you knew what we were all doing here.

You know, this ain't exactly NPR.

Maybe you should pull over and try and get some sleep. Should I?

I don't understand.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. No, yeah.

No, I think it's serious.

Is this Matt?

Is this Matt?

Okay.

Hot down. All right.

All right, Clyde. You can call the cops after this call, but don't do anything

stupid. All right, let's let this ride a little longer just for a couple calls,

then let's call the cops and end this. All right, bud.

This is a good radio. Don't go killing anyone, at least while we're on the air.

All right, freaks and weirdos, we've got ourselves quite the predicament here on

We're Out There.

We've got Clive on the line. He says he's got a freaking werewolf in the back

of his Winnebago outside of Gollyworld.

And he's on his way to visit the famous Dr. J.

Clive, you still there, buddy?

All right, let's take some more calls and see what our listeners think you

should do.

Caller! You're on with Jasper and Clive.

I thought this was a family show and you got some wackadoo with a girl in his

trailer. All right, all right, no need to be mean here.

We're all here for the same thing.

Next call.

Hey, Clive.

You're in my county, and I'm pretty sure I just saw that long silver bullet

you're pulling crews right on by not ten minutes ago.

And it seems to me that girl you got back there might need a little help.

I don't know if you can hear me back there.

And when we come back, we'll keep the lines open and stay with us. We're out

there.

What's going on?

don't know what to do.

You probably can't see my text out there, but when you get back, you've got

to hit your girl up.

I'm worried about you.

And Coach Elliot called?

He said you haven't been to swim practice in two months.

Get it together, boo-boo.

Have fun in the woods. I love you.

Text me. Bye!

Next message.

Hi, sweetie.

You're about to get in the water, and I don't know. I guess this is a weird time

to be.

leaving you a message because I'm watching you right now.

I just got this overwhelming urge to talk to you.

I am so proud of the strong and capable woman you've become.

And I know I might not be there to see you through some of the most beautiful

moments in your life.

Or the tough ones.

And there will be many tough ones.

But here's what I want you to know.

That I have had enough love in my heart in these last 16 years to make up for

any time I might miss.

And whenever you feel like you are lost or insecure, you don't know what to do

or where to turn, just know that I'm always watching.

And as for your dad, I need you to give that little weirdo a lot of grace.

I promise he'll be trying.

We've got to get you to the hospital.

I'll sort this out.

I know you want to help, but it can't be this way.

You're right.

I think it's time to take this trailer girl out of her misery.

Transformation is a terrible thing to say.

Something's got to happen.

Is there a rat there?

Used to play this game when Rebecca was alive.

Looks like that newlyweds game.

The one person guessed is how the other one answered.

I got to ask this question.

Name three words to describe yourself.

She could see that I hadn't written anything down.

Without hesitation, she looks at me and she says, you're a good man.

You're an honest man.

You're a hunter.

She gave me an identity.

And I knew it was true because she said it out loud.

My whole life, I've defined myself by what others say about me.

I know that's not right, but right there.

In that moment, she gave me a purpose.

And now Ali treats me like I'm an adversary.

I fired three shots.

Five years, three shots.

I missed every one of them.

You think that when someone dies that defines you, they just take it with

them?

Just disappear in some void?

Like it never was.

Does that make sense?

I don't know what's real anymore.

I'm sorry.

Dad? Hey, what's going on?

Are you okay?

I think so, yeah.

It's after midnight.

Do you need something?

I love you.

And I know you're trying.

Thank you for saying that, Bug.

Dad?

You all right?

Yeah, it's just I... I think I need to go to a hospital.

You need a ride?

Ran into a couple a few miles back.

Said some crazy SOB pulled a piece on them.

Said he kidnapped a girl.

Wait, they're alive?

Mm-hmm.

Lady shit her pants.

Okay.

In the back.

Hey, I think he might have poisoned me or something.

Can you just take me to a hospital to get checked out?

Back to the phone line. Let's get it started with Rob from Sandusky. What's a

haps, Rob?

Hey, Jasper.

Long time listener.

First time caller.

Who was it?

The Skunk Ape.

Why ain't nobody talking about the Skunk Ape, huh?

No, Rob, funny you bring up the Skunk Ape. A little birdie told me that a

local's got an eye on that SOB lurking around the Quinceañera, outside the

Pigeon Fork area.

The natives aren't wrestlers.

Skunk ain't got to eat too, Jasper. And he ain't no vegetarian.

He likes choice meat.

Can you actually just pull over?

Please, I think I'm going to be sick.

Where are we going?

Yeah, it's me again.

Pull me through.

advice for our pal Clive and his trailer park werewolf situation.

I got the ware in my cruiser.

I'm gonna take care of it.

Why are you doing this?

You don't even know me.

What are you even gonna do, huh?

Step back there, acting like you don't know you was bit by a ware.

Like your teeth and gums are separating.

Like your bones are stretching.

How do you know all this?

Your buddy is quite the expert.

I'm pregnant.

Hell you are. I am.

You really don't get it, do you? Whatever he poisoned me with is gonna

kill me and my baby, okay?

Honey... You're about to turn into a fucking werewolf.

Look at the back of your shirt.

Holy shit!

I can't! Something's fucking happening!

Looks like we're gonna need to do this sooner than later.

It just keeps getting better and better.

I'm a big fan, C.S.

Welcome to the party.

Come on out with your man, Hank.

Listen, that girl in your cruiser, she ain't gonna turn.

Tell that to the teeth she's been spitting up all over my back seat.

Yeah, well, it's too late.

She would have done it by now.

Honey, I thought the same thing.

But then I got to thinking.

On that phone call, you said you ain't never dealt with pre-wear, so maybe you

ain't the authority in the situation.

Which, by default,

By the way, the bitch is pregnant.

Being that we ain't too sure what kind of blood y'all got running through you,

I figured we'd play it safe.

Both of you get on your knees.

You too, darling.

You know, I should have gotten autographs.

Run!

back there guess you didn't need

my help anyway i

haven't needed you for a

long time

It's a spot.

We pulled a body out of this lake my first week.

Man, oh man.

This is wild to be doing this right here.

They had a bulldozer dredging up the bank here.

Just tearing up wet earth.

Unreal.

It was a teenager.

A couple of his buddies were messing around with a shotgun.

Blam!

They must have gotten scared.

Well, anyways, we're back.

I'll get a shot.

Go now.

Now!

fancy yourself a swimmer

no

not so much these days

You okay?

No.

Yeah, I guess I... I didn't handle this one real well, did I?

Who was that girl?

That's my daughter, Ollie.

Why didn't you just tell me that?

I probably should have, but I didn't want to

take the risk.

Every full moon, I'd chain her up in the trailer.

She didn't hurt herself.

It's been like that since she was attacked.

When you turn, you're not yourself.

She never would have hurt you willingly.

Just breathe.

You should have turned by now.

He doesn't think she bit you deep enough.

Dad!

Dad!

Dad,

I'm only two months.

Your body works overtime when you're infected.

Just breathe.

I'm not leaving you.

Freeze!

I didn't mean to scare you.

You alright?

Where are you going?

I have no worthly idea.

She must be hungry.

Fuck it.

And there'll be a lot of times, a lot of times.

So open up the doors that bound me and I'm starving.

And I know it's a sin, but this peace that's written is right.

So close.