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Hey. You okay? I thought you had a date tonight.

Well, I did.

I literally was about to leave and he just texted me some ridiculous story

that I know is fake.

So, I don't know.

That sucks.

Yeah.

Men are such jerks, babe.

I know you won't be that way.

I tried.

I taught you better than that.

I'll be alright.

Oh, so sweet.

See what I mean?

See, I don't need to go on dates anyway.

You're my little man.

Didn't you say something about having a date tonight, though?

No, Mom. We'll stay here with you.

Oh, yeah?

Oh.

You're so sweet.

I don't even know why I try to go on dates anyway.

I have you right here, right?

Maybe if it wasn't for, you know, other things.

I don't even think I ever would.

What do you mean?

Mom, nothing that involves you.

What do you mean, Mom? I can do anything.

You're so grown up now, you know, and all we have is each other now,

right?

Yeah.

You

know, I

know that dating's hard for guys your age, and,

you know, I...

I think I might have an idea.

If you just want to lay back.

Okay. I don't understand.

Well,

I just don't want this to be weird for either of us, you know, so just, you

know, pretend like I'm a girl from school that you like or something.

Yeah, I'm thinking that we both need this.

You know, you don't go out on as many dates as guys your age do.

You stay home with me.

I think I should take care of you more often.

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Thank you.

Oh no.

I can't.

Ah.

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I don't know.