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Previously onYoung Sheldon...Well, we've covered
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football and grandkids...
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Maybe we've run out of
stuff to talk about.
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We forgot about your ex-husband.
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The one
you're dating.
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Well, I know not to piss him off
during a hailstorm.
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Well, did he tell you
that I was naked
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when he locked me out?
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What were you doing naked
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with a golf club in a hailstorm?
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You know, it was the '70s.
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I was just calling to let
you know I read your paper.
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The masses for your neutrinos
are impossible.
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I completely rewrote the
whole thing from scratch.
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I know credits are
usually listed alphabetically,
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but I'm completely fine
with my name going second.
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I'm not putting your name on it
in any way.
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Grant Linkletter.
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Dr. Sturgis has stolen my work
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and is using it
in his own paper.
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How dare you accuse me
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of plagiarism!
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I don't want to see you
in my class anymore.
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I see, Dr. Sturgis.
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Yes, that is
unforgivable behavior.
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Okay. Bye.
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Did he apologize?
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No. He is very upset with you.
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Well, I'm upset with him.
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That doesn't excuse you
from trying
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to get him in trouble
by calling Dr. Linkletter.
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Who else was I supposed
to tattle to?
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I doubt his mother's
still alive.
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Sheldon, I understand
why you're upset,
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but you still owe him
an apology.
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Then you don'tunderstand.
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Well, for now,
it sounds like you two
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could use a little quiet time.
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Fine. I'll switch over to
Dr. Linkletter's class.
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He's a foot taller
than Sturgis
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and can reach more
of the chalkboard.
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What I meant was...
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maybe it's time to take a break
from your college classes.
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What? Why? I've
gotten straight As.
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I know you're smart enough
for college.
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I'm just not sure
you're mature enough.
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Well, it appears you've
backed me into a corner.
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I would throw a
tantrum right now,
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but that would just
prove your point.
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Where are you going?
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To play with my trains.
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Which may sound immature, but
it's a hobby many old men enjoy.
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I'm the only cheerleader
you should be looking at.
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Hi. I was
trying to find you.
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Just wanted to wish you
a good game.
Thank you.
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I'm gonna be cheering for you.
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Great.
Unless I catch you
looking at someone else.
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Then you'll regret it.
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I'm not kidding.
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Hi, George.
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Hey, Ms. Hutchins.
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I don't think I've ever seen you
at a game before.
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Well, it's Friday, and
I promised my therapist
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I'd try one new thing a week.And you picked football.
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Good for you.
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I don't suppose
Sheldon's here?
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Nah, he doesn't much care
for outdoor sports.
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Or sports.
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Or the outdoors.
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I was hoping I'd have
someone to sit with.
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Sorry.That's okay.
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It was my fault
for letting myself feel hope.
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You're welcome to watch
from the sidelines.
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Thanks. Watching life
go by from the sidelines
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is kind of my thing.
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Hey, heads up!
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My God.
Are you okay?
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I don't think so.
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Call an ambulance.
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Don't worry,
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we're gonna get you
taken care of.
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If I die,
tell my therapist I hate him.
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And who says
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you have to be mature
to go to college?
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I've seen Animal House.
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You have?Well, I've seen the poster.
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Those people are not
college material.
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Moon Pie, I know
you don't like to hear this,
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but there are some things
in life
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that can only be learned
in time.
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So you must have learned
them all?
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Get out of my house.
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Hang in there.I'm hangin'.
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Hey, this will be quite a story
to tell your grandkids?
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I live alone. I'm single.
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I don't think grandkids are
in the picture.
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Well, I...
I got a wife, kids. It's...
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It's overrated.
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And then my mother said
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I wasn't mature enough
for college.
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Can you believe that?
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Absolutely.
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So you're on their side, too?
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I'm Vietnamese.
In my culture,
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until your parents die,
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you're basically a baby.Really?
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My grandmother still treats
my dad like a child.
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At dinner,
he can't sit
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until she sits,
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and he can't speak
until he's spoken to.
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Well, I'm glad
I'm not Vietnamese.
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It's not as fun
as I make it look.
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Well, you can't bring her home
to an empty apartment.
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Bring her here,
and we'll look after her
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until she's back on her feet.
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You sure?
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Of course.
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We'll set her up
in Georgie's room.
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Thanks, Mare.
See you in a bit.
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Hey, George.
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It's real nice of you,
taking care of her like this.
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Well, it was kinda my fault.
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Kinda? It was all your fault.
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Bye.
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Hey.
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Hey. How'd we do?
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You didn't miss anything.That bad?
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I can safely say you saw
the best hit of the night.
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How's she doing?
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Well, not bad.
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Could be worse.
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A little whiplash,
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couple of bruised ribs,
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broken arm...
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and collarbone.
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But that's it.
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Pretty funny
how you jumped out of the way
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and let her get clobbered.
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I did not jump out of the way!
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Yeah, you did.
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They got you on tape.
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Okay, fine.
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But that was
pure instinct.
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Besides, she shouldn't have
been standing on the sidelines.
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Why was she there?
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I told her she could.
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Man, you must feel terrible.
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Yeah, of course I do.
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I mean, it's allon you.
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You done?
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Ho-ho, baby,
I'm just getting started.
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You poor dear.
Come on in.
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Thanks. I hope
I'm not putting you out.
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Of course not.
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Hi, Sheldon.
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Can you believe my mother
said I can't go to college?
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So you just put her in my room
without consulting me?
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Consulting you?
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Who cares what you think?
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Well, I ain't gonna
sleep on the couch.
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It's just for a few nights
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until she can take care
of herself.
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Can I at least
stay at Meemaw's?
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If you promise
not to come back.
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Why you got to be so mean to me?
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It just feels right.
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And then after Dr. Sturgis
incorporated my math,
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he refused to give me
a coauthor credit.
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Sheldon, she doesn't want
to hear about that.
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It's okay.
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So, when your bones broke,
did you hear a crunch?
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No.
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Did my dad have to give you
mouth-to-mouth?
No.
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I don't know how
my mom kisses him.
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Next up, we have this rose..
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Who buys this crap?
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Me, after three beers.
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I mean, look
at this damn thing.
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What was I thinking?
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Can I ask you a
personal question?
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You're not in my will.
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It's about my girlfriend.
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Nothing bad.
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It's just, I've been seeing Jana
for a while now,
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and I like her fine...
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but it feels like she's getting
more serious than I want to be.
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Georgie, until you're married,
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you are not tied down
to anybody.
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You just go ahead
and do whatever you want.
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Play the field.
Have some fun.
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Interesting.
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That's what
Dale said, too.
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Did he?
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Yeah.
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My boyfriend?
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Yeah.
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If I don't go
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to college, what am
I supposed to do?
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Spend all my days
in high school?
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How sad is that?
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Pretty sad.
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You always did get me.
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Sounds like you're
feeling misunderstood.
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I am-- by Dr. Sturgis,
my mother,
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and possibly
the entire Vietnamese culture.
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Do you understand that I'm in
a little bit of pain right now?
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I'm sorry. I should be
exhibiting compassion.
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Aw.
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Wait, I can do better.
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Aw.
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Nailed it.
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It's time for
your pain pill.
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Be careful.
You could become addicted
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and lose your job.
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Which is all you have.
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Get out of here.
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Thank you.
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You-you comfortable?
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Can I get you anything else?
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No. I-I'm okay.
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You've been so kind
to welcome me
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into your home.
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Well, it's the least
we could do.
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It's so nice
to be around a family like this.
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I've been alone
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for... so long.
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Honestly, if it weren't
for the cats, I'd have no one.
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Wait. The cats!
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I abandoned Edgar and Allan.
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Edgar and Allan?
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Poe ran away.
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Would you please go feed them
and tell them I love them?
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... any chance this
could wait till morning?
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I guess.
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Where you off to?
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Cats!
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So you think he's seeing
somebody else?
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I don't think I should
be talking about this.
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He's my boss.Well, he's my boyfriend,
so spill it.
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It's weird when old
people say "boyfriend."
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Fine. My lover.
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Well, that's worse.
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Then talk!
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The only woman I've
really seen him with
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is his ex-wife.
Yeah,
but he hates her.
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Don't seem like it.
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What do you mean by that?
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They seem friendly.How friendly?
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I don't know.
He's nice to her.
How nice?!
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Do you mind?
I'm trying to watch this.
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Now look at this little guy...
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Son of a bitch!
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Here! Edgar! Or Allan.
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Whichever the hell one you are.
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They ever leave
the store together?
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Can I please
just go to bed?
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Just answer the damn question.
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I feel like I'm gonna
get fired for this.
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Georgie, don't worry.
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Anything you say
is gonna stay right here.
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But you lie all the time.
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00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,637
I learned to lie from you.
263
00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,639
See what a special bond we have?
264
00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:41,684
Now answer the damn question!
265
00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,648
Why were you gone for so long?
266
00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:50,432
I don't want to talk about it.
267
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:03,227
Whoa.What's that?
268
00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:05,621
It's a ghost detector
that came in my cereal box.
269
00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:09,756
It's just a piece of paper.
270
00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,888
Then why did it move
in my hand?
271
00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:13,368
From perspiration.
272
00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:14,543
Or ghosts.
273
00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:17,502
Mornin'.
274
00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:18,895
Did you check on Ms. Hutchins?
275
00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:20,375
Is she still alive?
276
00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:22,420
Of course
she is. Why?
277
00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:24,379
No reason.
278
00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:26,207
I'm gonna go eat my breakfast
with her.
279
00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:27,904
Sheldon, just let her rest.
280
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,514
It's okay.
She enjoys my company.
281
00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:32,866
Also, she understands what I'm
going through with Dr. Sturgis.
282
00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:33,954
Excuse me.
283
00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:35,695
I am just trying
to help you grow up
284
00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:37,609
to be a functional adult.
285
00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:40,569
Me? This one's looking
for cereal ghosts.
286
00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:42,223
Looking for and found 'em.
287
00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:44,747
I don't care. You are
not ready for college.
288
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:47,489
If it were up to you,
I'd still be in grade school.
289
00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:52,537
If you think this is
mature behavior, it isn't!
290
00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:58,587
Being a mom's hard,
isn't it?
291
00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,632
Sometimes.
292
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,374
If you ever want
to talk about it,
293
00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:04,462
I'm here for you.
294
00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:06,160
Ooh, it's moving again.
295
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:09,467
You're so lucky.
296
00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:12,644
You're gonna have to
walk me through that.
297
00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:14,385
Well, you don't have anyone
in your house telling you
298
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,170
what you can or can't do.
299
00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:17,432
Right, Sheldon.
300
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:19,260
I don't have anyone.
301
00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:20,391
I just said that.
302
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:22,742
Are you becoming
a drug addict already?
303
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,004
Mornin'.
304
00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:27,355
Got you some Shipley's
Do-Nuts and coffee.
305
00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:29,270
What happened
to your face?
306
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:32,621
either Edgar or Allan.
307
00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:33,840
That was Edgar.
308
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:36,233
He can be a rascal.
309
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:41,630
Good mornin'.
310
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:43,414
Mornin'.
311
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:45,242
Did you sleep good?
312
00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:46,591
Yeah.
313
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,332
Want some pancakes?
314
00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:49,594
Sure.
315
00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:51,509
Just one more question
about Dale.
316
00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:52,641
Bye.
317
00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:00,823
There we go.
318
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,607
Nice little bite-size pieces.
319
00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:03,826
Thanks, George,
320
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,654
but I-I think I can manage.
321
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:07,177
No, no. My pleasure.
322
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:09,832
He feels so guilty, he'll
do anything you ask him.
323
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,399
That's enough from you.He bought me
324
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:13,749
an Easy-Bake Oven when he
closed the car door on my thumb.
325
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,446
Unlike my mother,
who feels no guilt
326
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,492
after hurting her children.
327
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:18,841
How dare you.
328
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,364
I am trying
to keep you safe
329
00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:22,758
until such a time
as you can make adult decisions.
330
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:23,759
I can make them now.
331
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,152
Hey, hey. We
have a guest.
332
00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:26,849
Let's pretend like
we like each other.
333
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,678
Mare, do your grace thing.
334
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:34,204
You okay with Mexican?
335
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:35,336
Yeah.
Terrific.
336
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:36,728
All right.
337
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,861
Now, I got Tums in the glovebox
for the ride home.
338
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:41,255
Great.
339
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,605
So, you talk
to June lately?
340
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:46,826
Not in a couple
of days. Why?
341
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,262
No reason.
342
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:50,220
I was just kind of thinking
about calling her myself.
343
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:52,135
I mean,
if you're okay with that.
344
00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:54,659
You want to call my ex-wife,
go ahead.
345
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:55,922
Call her.
346
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:58,228
Well, I wouldn't want you
to feel uncomfortable.
347
00:13:58,272 --> 00:13:59,577
Yeah, you would.
348
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:00,622
Yeah, I would.
349
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:02,450
I think it's nice
350
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,191
that y'all get along
as well as you do.
351
00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:07,411
Where are we
going with this?
352
00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:09,587
Just nothing.
Makin' conversation.
353
00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:11,154
Okay.
354
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,286
You sleeping with her?
355
00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:13,678
Lord, no.
356
00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:15,680
She's my ex-wife. Come on.
357
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:20,250
My gosh, what kind of sicko
sleeps with their ex-wife?
358
00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:21,425
Where is this
coming from?
359
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:22,905
Are you jealous?
360
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,602
No.
361
00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:26,561
I'd just like to know, you know,
362
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:28,171
what kind of relationship
we're in.
363
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:31,348
I mean, are we seeing
other people or what?
364
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:33,350
Connie Tucker,
365
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:35,918
are you asking me
to go steady?
366
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,486
You know what I'm asking,
jackass.
367
00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:39,791
All right, all right, all right.
368
00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:42,142
You listen to me.
Now, I'm 72 years old.
369
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,621
Do you think I have
enough stamina
370
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:46,233
to go playing around
with other women?
371
00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:47,799
You saying the only reason
you're seeing me
372
00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,801
is you're too old and tired
to see anybody else?
373
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:52,195
Give me the Tums.
374
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:03,337
I could kiss you forever.
375
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:05,252
That's kind of a long time.
376
00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:06,818
You got somewhere else to be?
377
00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:08,733
No. It's just that,
378
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,648
eventually,
we're gonna get hungry.
379
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:13,825
Why do I keep getting the
feeling you're not into this?
380
00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:16,437
I am into this.
381
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,352
But?
382
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:23,661
I mean, we're real young, and
who knows what's gonna happen?
383
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:25,750
I know. And you should, too.
384
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,448
Don't feel bad.
385
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:29,363
I don't know lots of stuff.
386
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:31,626
So, as long
as we're on the subject,
387
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:33,280
are you seeing anybody else?
388
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:35,456
No.
389
00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,632
How about that
nutty professor?
390
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:38,938
We're just friends.
391
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:41,375
Yeah, well, that's
what June and I are--
392
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:43,246
just friends.
393
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:47,642
So what are we?
394
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:49,731
I don't know.
395
00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:51,254
What do you want to call it?
396
00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:55,737
I guess, a...
397
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:58,740
committed relationship.
398
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:01,264
Works for me.
399
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:03,353
Okay.
400
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,399
It's settled.
401
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,493
Connie.
402
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:15,278
This relationship
is suffocating me.
403
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,457
What'd I say?
404
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:21,719
I'm not enough for you.
405
00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:23,460
I didn't say that.
406
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,462
Just be honest.
407
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,421
You want to date other girls.
408
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,249
I don't want to date
other girls instead of you,
409
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:32,469
just... in addition to you.
410
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:34,863
Drop dead.
411
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:46,788
Okay, but I'm gonna follow you
and make sure you get home safe!
412
00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:48,790
Do whatever you want.
413
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:51,488
If you walk to Dairy Queen,
I'll buy you a Blizzard.
414
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:55,188
Want me to turn
on some music?
415
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:05,198
Well, this is
just delicious, Mary.
416
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,460
Thank you.
417
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:08,897
Bite-sized enough for you?
418
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,725
Perfect.
419
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,598
How long do I
have to sit here
420
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:16,948
and sulk before someone
asks me what's wrong?
421
00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:19,473
Maybe people are tired
of hearing about it.
422
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:21,475
Ms. Hutchins, would
you care to chime in?
423
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:23,912
I-I don't want
to get in the middle
424
00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:25,696
of a family
issue, but...
425
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,785
I will say that I once had
a falling out
426
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:29,657
with someone very close to me.
427
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:30,919
What happened?
428
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:33,835
We ended up parting ways
on bad terms.
429
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:36,794
I-I still regret it.
430
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,666
But you were right
and they were wrong?
431
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:39,797
You know what,
432
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,625
it doesn't feel
like it matters anymore.
433
00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:44,541
And not a day goes by
that I don't miss them.
434
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:50,547
Perhaps I do owe
Dr. Sturgis an apology.
435
00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:52,767
I was talking about your mother.
436
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:54,812
I'll circle back to her.
437
00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:58,860
Thank you.
438
00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:00,731
I can't believe
you got through to him.
439
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,255
Happy to help.
440
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,605
So, who was the person
you had the fight with?
441
00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,215
It was my cat, Poe.
442
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:09,262
She ran away when I switched
to dry food.
443
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,830
It was cheaper.
444
00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,923
Good night, baby.Night, Mama.
445
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,666
I'm really sorry, Mom.
446
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:25,234
I forgive you.
447
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:27,410
But just because
you straightened things out
448
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:30,413
with Dr. Sturgis doesn't mean
you're going back to college.
449
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:31,893
Yes, it does.No, it doesn't.
450
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:34,765
I hope you know you're
jeopardizing our relationship.
451
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:37,203
I will take that risk.
452
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:38,639
Good night.
453
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,903
You know
I'll eventually wear you down.
454
00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,731
We'll see.
455
00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:45,776
I'm pretty tough.
456
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:50,172
I eventually wore her down.
457
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:51,869
There's just so much of me
anybody can take.
458
00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:59,312
In local news,
Friday night's football game
459
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:02,271
was marred by a brutal injury,
460
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:05,013
when football coach
George Cooper saved himself
461
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:09,278
at the expense of beloved school
librarian Cheryl Hutchins.
462
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:10,758
No.
463
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:14,457
We warn you, the following
footage is hard to watch.
464
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:15,980
Well, then, don't show it.
465
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,987
Let's see it again
in slow motion.
466
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:24,032
This is not news.
467
00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:39,134
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