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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Well, we've covered
football and grandkids...
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Maybe we've run out
of stuff to talk about.
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We forgot about your ex-husband.
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(LAUGHS) The one you're dating.
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Well, I know not to piss
him off during a hailstorm.
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Well, did he tell you that I was naked
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when he locked me out?
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(LAUGHING): What were you doing naked
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with a golf club in a hailstorm?
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Ah, you know, it was the '70s.
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I was just calling to let
you know I read your paper.
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The masses for your
neutrinos are impossible.
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I completely rewrote the
whole thing from scratch.
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I know credits are usually
listed alphabetically,
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but I'm completely fine
with my name going second.
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I'm not putting your
name on it in any way.
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- Grant Linkletter.
- Dr. Sturgis has stolen my work
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and is using it in his own paper.
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How dare you accuse me of plagiarism!
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I don't want to see
you in my class anymore.
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(DIAL TONE DRONES)
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MARY: I see, Dr. Sturgis.
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Yes, that is unforgivable behavior.
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Okay. Bye.
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Did he apologize?
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No. He is very upset with you.
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Well, I'm upset with him.
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That doesn't excuse you from trying
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to get him in trouble by
calling Dr. Linkletter.
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Who else was I supposed to tattle to?
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I doubt his mother's still alive.
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Sheldon, I understand why you're upset,
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but you still owe him an apology.
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Then you don't understand.
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Well, for now, it sounds like you two
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could use a little quiet time.
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Fine. I'll switch over
to Dr. Linkletter's class.
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He's a foot taller than Sturgis
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and can reach more of the chalkboard.
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What I meant was...
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maybe it's time to take a
break from your college classes.
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What? Why? I've gotten straight As.
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I know you're smart enough for college.
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I'm just not sure you're mature enough.
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Well, it appears you've
backed me into a corner.
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I would throw a tantrum right now,
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but that would just prove your point.
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Where are you going?
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To play with my trains.
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Which may sound immature, but
it's a hobby many old men enjoy.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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(LAUGHING)
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I'm the only cheerleader
you should be looking at.
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Oh. Hi. Oh, I was trying to find you.
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- Just wanted to wish you a good game.
- Thank you.
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- I'm gonna be cheering for you.
- Great.
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Unless I catch you
looking at someone else.
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Then you'll regret it.
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(CHUCKLES)
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I'm not kidding.
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Hi, George.
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Oh, hey, Ms. Hutchins.
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I don't think I've ever
seen you at a game before.
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Well, uh, it's Friday,
and I promised my therapist
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- I'd try one new thing a week.
- And you picked football.
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Good for you.
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I don't suppose Sheldon's here?
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Nah, he doesn't much
care for outdoor sports.
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Or sports.
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Or the outdoors.
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I was hoping I'd have
someone to sit with.
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- Ah, sorry.
- That's okay.
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It was my fault for
letting myself feel hope.
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You're welcome to watch
from the sidelines.
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Thanks. Watching life
go by from the sidelines
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is kind of my thing.
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Hey, heads up!
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- (WHISTLES BLOW)
- (EXCLAIMING)
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Oh, my God. Are you okay?
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I don't think so.
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Call an ambulance.
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Don't worry,
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we're gonna get you taken care of.
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If I die, tell my therapist I hate him.
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SHELDON: And who says
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you have to be mature to go to college?
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I've seen Animal House.
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- You have?
- Well, I've seen the poster.
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Those people are not college material.
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Moon Pie, I know you
don't like to hear this,
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but there are some things in life
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that can only be learned in time.
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So you must have learned them all, huh?
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Get out of my house.
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Hang in there. I'm hangin'.
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Hey, this will be quite a story
to tell your grandkids, huh?
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I live alone. I'm single.
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I don't think grandkids
are in the picture.
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Oh. Well, I... I got
a wife, kids. It's...
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It's overrated.
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And then my mother said
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I wasn't mature enough for college.
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Can you believe that?
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Absolutely.
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So you're on their side, too?
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I'm Vietnamese. In my culture,
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until your parents die,
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- you're basically a baby.
- Really?
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My grandmother still
treats my dad like a child.
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At dinner, he can't sit until she sits,
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and he can't speak until he's spoken to.
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Well, I'm glad I'm not Vietnamese.
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It's not as fun as I make it look.
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Mm.
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Well, you can't bring her
home to an empty apartment.
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Bring her here, and we'll look after her
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until she's back on her feet.
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- You sure?
- Of course.
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We'll set her up in Georgie's room.
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Thanks, Mare. See you in a bit.
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Hey, George.
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It's real nice of you,
taking care of her like this.
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Well, it was kinda my fault.
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Kinda? It was all your fault.
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Bye.
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Hey.
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Hey. How'd we do?
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- You didn't miss anything.
- That bad?
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I can safely say you saw
the best hit of the night.
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(SIGHS): Whew.
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How's she doing?
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Well, not bad.
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Could be worse.
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A little whiplash,
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couple of bruised ribs,
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broken arm...
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and collarbone.
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But that's it.
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Pretty funny how you
jumped out of the way
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and let her get clobbered.
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I did not jump out of the way!
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Oh, yeah, you did.
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(CHUCKLES): They got you on tape.
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Okay, fine.
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But that was pure instinct.
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Besides, she shouldn't have
been standing on the sidelines.
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Why was she there?
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I told her she could.
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(LAUGHING): Oh, man,
you must feel terrible.
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Yeah, of course I do.
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I mean, it's all on you.
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You done?
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Oh-ho-ho, baby, I'm
just getting started.
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Oh, you poor dear. Come on in.
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Thanks. I hope I'm not putting you out.
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Of course not.
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Hi, Sheldon.
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Can you believe my mother
said I can't go to college?
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So you just put her in my
room without consulting me?
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Consulting you?
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Who cares what you think?
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Well, I ain't gonna sleep on the couch.
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It's just for a few nights
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until she can take care of herself.
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Can I at least stay at Meemaw's?
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If you promise not to come back.
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Why you got to be so mean to me?
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It just feels right.
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(SIGHS)
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And then after Dr. Sturgis
incorporated my math,
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he refused to give me a coauthor credit.
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Sheldon, she doesn't
want to hear about that.
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It's okay.
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So, when your bones broke,
did you hear a crunch?
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No.
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- Did my dad have to give you mouth-to-mouth?
- No.
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I don't know how my mom kisses him.
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Next up, we have this rose..
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Who buys this crap?
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Me, after three beers.
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I mean, look at this damn thing.
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What was I thinking?
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(CHUCKLES)
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(INFOMERCIAL CONTINUES)
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Can I ask you a personal question?
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You're not in my will.
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It's about my girlfriend.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh, nothing bad.
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It's just, I've been
seeing Jana for a while now,
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and I like her fine...
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but it feels like she's getting
more serious than I want to be.
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Georgie, until you're married,
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you are not tied down to anybody.
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You just go ahead and
do whatever you want.
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Play the field. Have some fun.
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Interesting.
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That's what Dale said, too.
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Oh, did he?
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Yeah.
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My boyfriend?
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(CHUCKLES): Yeah.
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SHELDON: If I don't go
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to college, what am I supposed to do?
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Spend all my days in high school?
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How sad is that?
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Pretty sad.
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You always did get me.
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Sounds like you're
feeling misunderstood.
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I am... by Dr. Sturgis, my mother,
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and possibly the entire
Vietnamese culture.
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Do you understand that I'm in
a little bit of pain right now?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I should
be exhibiting compassion.
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Aw.
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Wait, I can do better.
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Aw.
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Nailed it.
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It's time for your pain pill.
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Be careful. You could become addicted
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and lose your job.
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Which is all you have.
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(SIGHS) Get out of here.
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Thank you.
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(GROANS) You-you comfortable?
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Can I get you anything else?
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No. I-I'm okay.
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You've been so kind to
welcome me into your home.
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Well, it's the least we could do.
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It's so nice to be
around a family like this.
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(CRYING): I've been alone
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for... so long.
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Honestly, if it weren't for
the cats, I'd have no one.
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Oh, wait. The cats!
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I abandoned Edgar and Allan.
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Edgar and Allan?
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Poe ran away.
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Would you please go feed them
and tell them I love them?
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Uh... any chance this
could wait till morning?
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(CRYING): I guess.
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Where you off to?
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Cats!
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So you think he's seeing somebody else?
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I don't think I should
be talking about this.
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- He's my boss.
- Well, he's my boyfriend, so spill it.
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It's weird when old
people say "boyfriend".
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Fine. My lover.
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Well, that's worse.
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Then talk!
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The only woman I've really seen him with
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- is his ex-wife.
- Oh, yeah, but he hates her.
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Don't seem like it.
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What do you mean by that?
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- They seem friendly.
- How friendly?
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- I don't know. He's nice to her.
- How nice?!
262
00:09:57,354 --> 00:09:59,822
Do you mind? I'm trying to watch this.
263
00:09:59,824 --> 00:10:01,490
Now look at this little guy...
264
00:10:01,492 --> 00:10:03,793
♪♪
265
00:10:08,532 --> 00:10:10,466
(MEOW)
266
00:10:10,468 --> 00:10:11,733
Son of a bitch!
267
00:10:11,735 --> 00:10:13,101
Here! Edgar! Or Allan.
268
00:10:13,103 --> 00:10:14,703
Whichever the hell one you are.
269
00:10:14,705 --> 00:10:16,138
They ever leave the store together?
270
00:10:16,140 --> 00:10:18,163
Can I please just go to bed?
271
00:10:18,165 --> 00:10:20,375
Just answer the damn question.
272
00:10:20,377 --> 00:10:22,779
I feel like I'm gonna
get fired for this.
273
00:10:22,781 --> 00:10:24,012
Georgie, don't worry.
274
00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:26,982
Anything you say is
gonna stay right here.
275
00:10:26,984 --> 00:10:28,617
But you lie all the time.
276
00:10:28,619 --> 00:10:30,219
I learned to lie from you.
277
00:10:30,221 --> 00:10:32,221
See what a special bond we have?
278
00:10:32,223 --> 00:10:34,457
Now answer the damn question!
279
00:10:36,126 --> 00:10:37,626
(SIGHS)
280
00:10:37,628 --> 00:10:38,694
(WALLET THUDS)
281
00:10:38,696 --> 00:10:41,230
Why were you gone for so long?
282
00:10:41,232 --> 00:10:43,233
(WHISPERS): I don't
want to talk about it.
283
00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:50,062
♪♪
284
00:10:52,079 --> 00:10:54,012
- Whoa.
- What's that?
285
00:10:54,014 --> 00:10:56,749
It's a ghost detector
that came in my cereal box.
286
00:10:59,086 --> 00:11:00,806
It's just a piece of paper.
287
00:11:00,808 --> 00:11:02,898
Then why did it move in my hand?
288
00:11:02,900 --> 00:11:04,366
From perspiration.
289
00:11:04,368 --> 00:11:05,534
Or ghosts.
290
00:11:05,536 --> 00:11:07,403
(SIGHS)
291
00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:08,504
Mornin'.
292
00:11:08,506 --> 00:11:09,905
Did you check on Ms. Hutchins?
293
00:11:09,907 --> 00:11:11,373
Is she still alive?
294
00:11:11,375 --> 00:11:13,442
Of course she is. Why?
295
00:11:13,444 --> 00:11:15,177
No reason.
296
00:11:15,179 --> 00:11:17,012
I'm gonna go eat my breakfast with her.
297
00:11:17,014 --> 00:11:18,914
Sheldon, just let her rest.
298
00:11:18,916 --> 00:11:21,082
It's okay. She enjoys my company.
299
00:11:21,084 --> 00:11:23,952
Also, she understands what I'm
going through with Dr. Sturgis.
300
00:11:23,954 --> 00:11:25,120
Excuse me.
301
00:11:25,122 --> 00:11:27,054
I am just trying to help you grow up
302
00:11:27,056 --> 00:11:28,757
to be a functional adult.
303
00:11:28,759 --> 00:11:31,660
Me? This one's looking
for cereal ghosts.
304
00:11:31,662 --> 00:11:33,162
Looking for and found 'em.
305
00:11:33,164 --> 00:11:35,664
I don't care. You are
not ready for college.
306
00:11:35,666 --> 00:11:39,735
If it were up to you, I'd
still be in grade school.
307
00:11:39,737 --> 00:11:43,639
If you think this is
mature behavior, it isn't!
308
00:11:43,641 --> 00:11:46,575
(EXHALES)
309
00:11:46,577 --> 00:11:49,678
Being a mom's hard, isn't it?
310
00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:52,714
Sometimes.
311
00:11:52,716 --> 00:11:54,516
If you ever want to talk about it,
312
00:11:54,518 --> 00:11:55,551
I'm here for you.
313
00:11:55,553 --> 00:11:57,187
Ooh, it's moving again.
314
00:11:58,189 --> 00:12:00,289
You're so lucky.
315
00:12:00,291 --> 00:12:03,425
You're gonna have to
walk me through that.
316
00:12:03,427 --> 00:12:05,541
Well, you don't have anyone
in your house telling you
317
00:12:05,543 --> 00:12:07,296
what you can or can't do.
318
00:12:07,298 --> 00:12:08,696
Right, Sheldon.
319
00:12:08,698 --> 00:12:10,365
I don't have anyone.
320
00:12:10,367 --> 00:12:11,481
I just said that.
321
00:12:11,483 --> 00:12:13,802
Are you becoming a drug addict already?
322
00:12:13,804 --> 00:12:14,970
Mornin'. (CHUCKLES)
323
00:12:14,972 --> 00:12:18,474
Got you some Shipley's
Do-Nuts and coffee.
324
00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:20,375
What happened to your face?
325
00:12:20,377 --> 00:12:21,643
Oh. Uh...
326
00:12:21,645 --> 00:12:23,679
either Edgar or Allan. (CHUCKLES)
327
00:12:23,681 --> 00:12:25,095
Oh, that was Edgar.
328
00:12:25,097 --> 00:12:27,431
He can be a rascal.
329
00:12:31,655 --> 00:12:32,754
Good mornin'.
330
00:12:32,756 --> 00:12:34,556
Mornin'.
331
00:12:34,558 --> 00:12:36,391
Did you sleep good?
332
00:12:36,393 --> 00:12:37,693
Yeah.
333
00:12:37,695 --> 00:12:39,495
Want some pancakes?
334
00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:40,696
Sure.
335
00:12:40,698 --> 00:12:42,664
Just one more question about Dale.
336
00:12:42,666 --> 00:12:43,765
Bye.
337
00:12:43,767 --> 00:12:45,969
♪♪
338
00:12:50,888 --> 00:12:52,310
There we go.
339
00:12:52,312 --> 00:12:53,842
Nice little bite-size pieces.
340
00:12:53,844 --> 00:12:55,230
HUTCHINS: Thanks, George,
341
00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:56,812
but I-I think I can manage.
342
00:12:56,814 --> 00:12:58,147
No, no. My pleasure.
343
00:12:58,149 --> 00:13:01,079
He feels so guilty, he'll
do anything you ask him.
344
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,642
- That's enough from you.
- He bought me
345
00:13:02,644 --> 00:13:05,077
an Easy-Bake Oven when he
closed the car door on my thumb.
346
00:13:05,079 --> 00:13:06,740
Unlike my mother, who feels no guilt
347
00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:08,624
after hurting her children.
348
00:13:08,626 --> 00:13:09,869
How dare you.
349
00:13:09,871 --> 00:13:11,562
I am trying to keep you safe
350
00:13:11,564 --> 00:13:13,862
until such a time as you
can make adult decisions.
351
00:13:13,864 --> 00:13:16,282
- I can make them now.
- Hey, hey. We have a guest.
352
00:13:16,284 --> 00:13:18,200
Let's pretend like we like each other.
353
00:13:18,202 --> 00:13:19,252
(CHUCKLES)
354
00:13:19,254 --> 00:13:21,803
Mare, do your grace thing.
355
00:13:21,805 --> 00:13:23,672
♪ I love the melody... ♪
356
00:13:23,674 --> 00:13:25,340
You okay with Mexican?
357
00:13:25,342 --> 00:13:26,701
Oh, yeah. Terrific.
358
00:13:26,703 --> 00:13:27,709
All right.
359
00:13:27,711 --> 00:13:30,012
Now, I got Tums in the
glovebox for the ride home.
360
00:13:30,014 --> 00:13:32,447
- Great. (CHUCKLES)
- (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
361
00:13:32,449 --> 00:13:34,816
So, you talk to June lately?
362
00:13:34,818 --> 00:13:38,220
Uh, not in a couple of days. Why?
363
00:13:38,222 --> 00:13:39,488
Oh, no reason.
364
00:13:39,490 --> 00:13:41,256
I was just kind of thinking
about calling her myself.
365
00:13:41,258 --> 00:13:43,192
I mean, if you're okay with that.
366
00:13:43,194 --> 00:13:46,072
You want to call my ex-wife, go ahead.
367
00:13:46,074 --> 00:13:47,162
Call her.
368
00:13:47,164 --> 00:13:49,464
Well, I wouldn't want
you to feel uncomfortable.
369
00:13:49,466 --> 00:13:50,799
Yeah, you would.
370
00:13:50,801 --> 00:13:51,867
- Yeah, I would.
- (CHUCKLES)
371
00:13:51,869 --> 00:13:53,702
I think it's nice
372
00:13:53,704 --> 00:13:55,437
that y'all get along as well as you do.
373
00:13:55,439 --> 00:13:56,872
Mm-hmm.
374
00:13:56,874 --> 00:13:58,626
Where are we going with this?
375
00:13:58,628 --> 00:14:00,709
Oh, just nothing. Makin' conversation.
376
00:14:00,711 --> 00:14:02,311
Okay.
377
00:14:02,313 --> 00:14:03,445
You sleeping with her?
378
00:14:03,447 --> 00:14:04,813
Lord, no.
379
00:14:04,815 --> 00:14:07,062
She's my ex-wife. Come on.
380
00:14:07,064 --> 00:14:11,153
Oh, my gosh, what kind of
sicko sleeps with their ex-wife?
381
00:14:11,155 --> 00:14:12,654
Where is this coming from?
382
00:14:12,656 --> 00:14:14,289
Are you jealous?
383
00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:15,824
No.
384
00:14:15,826 --> 00:14:18,010
I'd just like to know, you know,
385
00:14:18,012 --> 00:14:19,528
what kind of relationship we're in.
386
00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:22,564
I mean, are we seeing
other people or what?
387
00:14:22,566 --> 00:14:24,366
Connie Tucker,
388
00:14:24,368 --> 00:14:27,135
are you asking me to go steady?
389
00:14:27,137 --> 00:14:29,705
- You know what I'm asking, jackass.
- (CHUCKLES)
390
00:14:29,707 --> 00:14:31,234
All right, all right, all right.
391
00:14:31,236 --> 00:14:33,555
You listen to me. Now, I'm 72 years old.
392
00:14:33,557 --> 00:14:35,094
Do you think I have enough stamina
393
00:14:35,096 --> 00:14:37,279
to go playing around with other women?
394
00:14:37,281 --> 00:14:39,074
You saying the only
reason you're seeing me
395
00:14:39,076 --> 00:14:41,049
- is you're too old and tired to see anybody else?
- (SIGHS)
396
00:14:41,051 --> 00:14:43,386
(GROANS SOFTLY) Give me the Tums.
397
00:14:51,729 --> 00:14:54,696
I could kiss you forever.
398
00:14:54,698 --> 00:14:56,598
Uh, that's kind of a long time.
399
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,100
You got somewhere else to be?
400
00:14:58,102 --> 00:14:59,901
No. It's just that,
401
00:14:59,903 --> 00:15:01,670
eventually, we're gonna get hungry.
402
00:15:01,672 --> 00:15:05,040
Why do I keep getting the
feeling you're not into this?
403
00:15:05,042 --> 00:15:07,676
Oh, I am into this.
404
00:15:07,678 --> 00:15:09,578
But?
405
00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:11,046
(EXHALES)
406
00:15:11,048 --> 00:15:14,883
I mean, we're real young, and
who knows what's gonna happen?
407
00:15:14,885 --> 00:15:16,952
I know. And you should, too.
408
00:15:16,954 --> 00:15:18,865
Don't feel bad.
409
00:15:18,867 --> 00:15:20,589
I don't know lots of stuff.
410
00:15:20,591 --> 00:15:23,014
So, as long as we're on the subject,
411
00:15:23,016 --> 00:15:24,526
are you seeing anybody else?
412
00:15:24,528 --> 00:15:26,728
No.
413
00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:29,053
How about that nutty professor?
414
00:15:29,055 --> 00:15:30,165
We're just friends.
415
00:15:30,167 --> 00:15:32,634
Yeah, well, that's
what June and I are...
416
00:15:32,636 --> 00:15:34,470
just friends.
417
00:15:35,839 --> 00:15:39,042
So what are we?
418
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,363
I don't know.
419
00:15:41,365 --> 00:15:42,865
What do you want to call it?
420
00:15:44,248 --> 00:15:47,049
I guess, a...
421
00:15:47,051 --> 00:15:50,052
committed relationship.
422
00:15:50,054 --> 00:15:52,621
Mm. Works for me.
423
00:15:52,623 --> 00:15:54,723
- Okay.
- Hmm.
424
00:15:54,725 --> 00:15:56,926
It's settled.
425
00:16:01,332 --> 00:16:03,532
Connie.
426
00:16:03,534 --> 00:16:06,469
This relationship is suffocating me.
427
00:16:07,671 --> 00:16:09,205
(CHUCKLES)
428
00:16:10,096 --> 00:16:11,485
What'd I say?
429
00:16:11,487 --> 00:16:12,974
I'm not enough for you. (CRIES)
430
00:16:12,976 --> 00:16:14,676
I didn't say that.
431
00:16:14,678 --> 00:16:16,678
Just be honest.
432
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,547
You want to date other girls.
433
00:16:18,549 --> 00:16:20,575
I don't want to date
other girls instead of you,
434
00:16:20,577 --> 00:16:23,785
just... in addition to you.
435
00:16:23,787 --> 00:16:26,322
Drop dead.
436
00:16:28,292 --> 00:16:30,293
(STARTS ENGINE)
437
00:16:35,232 --> 00:16:38,133
Okay, but I'm gonna follow you
and make sure you get home safe!
438
00:16:38,135 --> 00:16:40,102
Do whatever you want.
439
00:16:40,104 --> 00:16:42,972
If you walk to Dairy Queen,
I'll buy you a Blizzard.
440
00:16:44,074 --> 00:16:46,541
Want me to turn on some music?
441
00:16:46,543 --> 00:16:50,046
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
442
00:16:53,717 --> 00:16:56,551
Well, this is just delicious, Mary.
443
00:16:56,553 --> 00:16:57,687
Thank you.
444
00:16:58,622 --> 00:17:00,122
Bite-sized enough for you?
445
00:17:00,124 --> 00:17:02,125
Oh. Perfect. (CHUCKLES)
446
00:17:03,327 --> 00:17:04,818
(SIGHS)
447
00:17:04,820 --> 00:17:06,209
How long do I have to sit here
448
00:17:06,211 --> 00:17:08,263
and sulk before someone
asks me what's wrong?
449
00:17:08,265 --> 00:17:10,599
Maybe people are tired
of hearing about it.
450
00:17:10,601 --> 00:17:12,801
Ms. Hutchins, would
you care to chime in?
451
00:17:12,803 --> 00:17:15,203
Oh, I-I don't want to get in the middle
452
00:17:15,205 --> 00:17:17,038
of a family issue, but...
453
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,390
I will say that I once had a falling out
454
00:17:19,392 --> 00:17:21,009
with someone very close to me.
455
00:17:21,011 --> 00:17:22,210
What happened?
456
00:17:22,212 --> 00:17:25,281
We ended up parting ways on bad terms.
457
00:17:26,116 --> 00:17:28,083
I-I still regret it.
458
00:17:28,085 --> 00:17:30,018
But you were right and they were wrong?
459
00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:31,153
You know what,
460
00:17:31,155 --> 00:17:32,988
it doesn't feel like it matters anymore.
461
00:17:32,990 --> 00:17:36,092
And not a day goes by
that I don't miss them.
462
00:17:38,328 --> 00:17:41,930
Perhaps I do owe Dr. Sturgis an apology.
463
00:17:41,932 --> 00:17:44,199
I was talking about your mother.
464
00:17:44,201 --> 00:17:46,436
I'll circle back to her.
465
00:17:49,249 --> 00:17:50,538
Thank you.
466
00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:52,463
I can't believe you got through to him.
467
00:17:52,465 --> 00:17:53,508
Happy to help.
468
00:17:53,510 --> 00:17:56,044
So, who was the person
you had the fight with?
469
00:17:56,046 --> 00:17:57,654
It was my cat, Poe.
470
00:17:57,656 --> 00:18:00,792
She ran away when I
switched to dry food.
471
00:18:01,785 --> 00:18:04,287
It was cheaper.
472
00:18:08,192 --> 00:18:10,426
- Good night, baby.
- Night, Mama.
473
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:14,029
I'm really sorry, Mom.
474
00:18:14,031 --> 00:18:16,398
(EXHALES) I forgive you.
475
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,950
But just because you
straightened things out
476
00:18:18,952 --> 00:18:21,570
with Dr. Sturgis doesn't mean
you're going back to college.
477
00:18:21,572 --> 00:18:23,148
- Yes, it does.
- No, it doesn't.
478
00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:26,208
I hope you know you're
jeopardizing our relationship.
479
00:18:26,210 --> 00:18:28,443
I will take that risk.
480
00:18:28,445 --> 00:18:30,246
(KISS) Good night.
481
00:18:31,215 --> 00:18:33,515
You know I'll eventually wear you down.
482
00:18:33,517 --> 00:18:35,510
We'll see.
483
00:18:35,512 --> 00:18:37,353
I'm pretty tough.
484
00:18:38,789 --> 00:18:41,389
ADULT SHELDON: I
eventually wore her down.
485
00:18:41,391 --> 00:18:44,193
There's just so much
of me anybody can take.
486
00:18:45,949 --> 00:18:48,674
NEWSCASTER: In local news,
Friday night's football game
487
00:18:48,676 --> 00:18:51,410
was marred by a brutal injury,
488
00:18:51,412 --> 00:18:54,291
when football coach
George Cooper saved himself
489
00:18:54,293 --> 00:18:58,628
at the expense of beloved
school librarian Cheryl Hutchins.
490
00:18:58,630 --> 00:18:59,686
Oh, no.
491
00:18:59,688 --> 00:19:03,579
We warn you, the following
footage is hard to watch.
492
00:19:03,581 --> 00:19:05,171
Well, then, don't show it.
493
00:19:05,173 --> 00:19:07,196
(GRUNTING)
494
00:19:07,198 --> 00:19:09,187
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
495
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:12,208
Let's see it again in slow motion.
496
00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:13,444
GEORGE SR.: This is not news.
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