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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

[SONAR PINGING]

[SPEAKING GERMAN]

[SPEAKING GERMAN]

[CAR HORN HONKING]

[HONK HONK]

RIGHT ON TIME.

A BIT OUT OF THE WAY. I HOPE WE DON'T MISS THE NEWS.

NO, YOU WON'T MISS THE NEWS.

YOU ALL RIGHT?

FOR GOD'S SAKE, SLOW DOWN. YOU'RE A MANIAC.

WE'RE LATE.

I'M ONLY HAVING A DRINK.

I'D LIKE TO BE ALIVE TO ENJOY IT.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

HELLO, BILL.

GENTLEMEN, I WANT YOU TO KNOW

OUR COMMANDING OFFICER'S JUST TRIED TO KILL ME.

SHH.

MAN'S A MANIAC.

SHUT UP. SHH.

Radio: HERE'S THE NEWS, READ BY ALVAR LIDDELL.

AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM WASHINGTON

ABOUT 2 HOURS AGO...

YOU'D THINK WE COULD AFFORD A NEW RADIO.

AMERICANS HAVE MADE LANDINGS AT ALGIERS AND ORAN...

HITLER SAID HE'D SPEND CHRISTMAS IN CAIRO.

PRESSURE'S OFF BACK HOME.

THEY'VE PROMISED A SECOND FRONT LONG ENOUGH.

Radio: AMERICANS LANDED DURING THE NIGHT.

THEY WERE MADE WITH BRITISH NAVAL AND AIR SUPPORT.

MANY BRITISH ARMY DIVISIONS

ARE ON THEIR WAY TO REINFORCE THEM.

THE SUPREME COMMANDER IS GENERAL EISENHOWER...

IKE WILL SOON SORT THAT LOT OUT.

[STATIC]

YOUR DRINK, SIR.

[LAUGHTER]

OH, LEWIS, I DIDN'T SEE YOU OUT THERE.

HELLO, BILL.

HAVEN'T SEEN YOU FOR WEEKS. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

HERE AND THERE.

ANOTHER HUSH-HUSH SCHEME,

ATTEMPTING TO PRODUCE PETROL FROM COW MANURE.

DOES IT SOUND PROMISING?

WE GET OUR BEST RESULTS FROM SACRED COWS.

HOW ARE THINGS AT S.O.E.?

SPLENDID. NEARLY EVERY NIGHT

AN ELECTRIFYING BRIDGE GAME.

MY GOD.

GOOD OLD TOP SECRET COLONEL PUGH.

YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE IN UNIFORM.

I'M JUST A BLOODY TEA PLANTER.

WHAT'S TEA GOT TO DO WITH THE WAR?

I'M TOLD IT'S GOOD FOR MORALE.

S.O.E.--SPECIAL OPERATIONS EXECUTIVE.

WHAT THE DEVIL DO YOU CHAPS DO?

ODD JOBS.

COME ON.

ALL RIGHT, UNUSUAL OPERATIONS.

YOU SOUND LIKE A RUDDY ABORTIONIST.

HMM, NOT A BAD DESCRIPTION.

WELL, I SEE YOU'RE HAVING LUNCH,

SO I'LL TROT ALONG.

GOD BLESS. SEE YOU SOON.

I HOPE SO.

THANKS FOR THE DRINK.

AND DON'T OFFER ME ANOTHER LIFT. EVER.

RED!

WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?

I SCARED THE HELL OUT OF HIM BY DRIVING TOO FAST.

MY OWN FRUSTRATION, I SUPPOSE.

I'M AS ENVIOUS OF YOU AS HE IS.

BEING MANAGING DIRECTOR OF A CHEMICAL PLANT

ISN'T MY IDEA OF A GLORIOUS CONTRIBUTION TO THE WAR.

WHAT SHOULD I SAY?

YOU'VE BEEN CLASSIFIED ESSENTIAL WHERE YOU ARE.

IF YOU WANT TO CONSIDER ME LUCKY

TO BE DOING WHAT I'M DOING, GO AHEAD.

WITH WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FAMILY IN COVENTRY--

COME OFF IT, BILL.

I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO OPEN UP OLD WOUNDS,

BUT YOU HAVE SOME OPPORTUNITY FOR REVENGE.

OH, GOOD GOD.

IF I HAVE TO KILL SOME POOR DEVIL,

IT'S NOT REVENGE.

IT DOESN'T REALLY DIMINISH MY ANGER OR MY GRIEF.

NOT ONE BIT.

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TRY TO HAVE A PLEASANT LUNCH?

I'M SORRY, LEWIS.

HOW'S DORIS?

OH, SHE'S FINE. SHE'S FINE.

LEWIS, IF YOU EVER HEAR OF A JOB

THAT'S SO ODD NOBODY ELSE WOULD GET INVOLVED IN IT,

DO THINK OF THE CALCUTTA LIGHT HORSE.

IT'S NOT VERY LIKELY.

NO, I KNOW.

WE'RE ALL CIVILIANS THESE DAYS

AND A LITTLE THIN ON TOP AND THICK IN THE MIDDLE,

BUT THOSE FELLOWS WOULD PULL THEIR OWN WEIGHT.

THAT'S NOT AN INTENTIONAL JOKE.

YOU WILL REMEMBER IT, WON'T YOU? JUST IN CASE.

I SHAN'T FORGET.

GOOD MORNING, CORPORAL.

MORNING, SIR.

GOOD MORNING, MR. MacKENZIE.

GOOD MORNING, HELEN.

COLONEL PUGH AND CAPTAIN STEWART ARE HERE.

AH, THANK YOU.

LEWIS, HOW DID THINGS GO IN CALCUTTA?

ALL SET, SIR. BY TOMORROW NIGHT,

FORCE 136 SHOULD BE BEHIND JAPANESE LINES IN BURMA

BLOWING UP VARIOUS LITTLE ITEMS.

GOOD. LET'S GET DOWN TO NEW BUSINESS.

I SEE YOU'VE BEEN STUDYING

THE ADMIRALTY'S URGENT REQUEST.

ASTONISHING.

46 FREIGHTERS SUNK BY GERMAN SUBMARINES

IN THE INDIAN OCEAN IN THE PAST MONTH.

THE U-BOATS KNOW

EXACTLY WHERE AND WHEN TO STRIKE.

INCREDIBLY ACCURATE INFORMATION,

ET CETERA, ET CETERA.

RADIO MONITORING MANAGED TO HOME IN

ON A POWERFUL TRANSMITTER

400 MILES SOUTH OF BOMBAY JUST LAST NIGHT.

WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE TOOK THEM SO LONG?

OURS NOT TO REASON WHY.

WELL, GAVIN, OFF TO BLOW UP A TRANSMITTER.

NOT EXACTLY.

THE BLOODY THING'S NOT IN INDIA PROPER.

IT'S IN GOA, SOMEWHERE IN THE MARMAGAO HARBOR.

NEUTRAL TERRITORY.

PORTUGUESE COLONY.

THAT'S A BIT TRICKY.

NATURALLY. ALSO, OUR PEOPLE

HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO BREAK THE CODE.

IF RADIO MONITORING ARE RIGHT,

THE TRANSMITTER MUST BE ON A SHIP.

YOU SUPPOSE IT COULD BE ON

ONE OF THE 3 GERMAN FREIGHTERS INTERNED THERE?

BUT THE PORTUGUESE AUTHORITIES

DISMANTLED THOSE SHIPS' RADIOS

WHEN THEY ARRIVED THERE.

HOW DO WE KNOW THERE ISN'T ANOTHER TRANSMITTER

HIDDEN SOMEWHERE ABOARD?

WE DON'T. AND WE HAVE STRICT ORDERS

NEVER TO VIOLATE PORTUGAL'S NEUTRALITY.

THEN WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST WE DO?

SIT HERE AND FROTH AT THE MOUTH,

OR WE CAN FIND OUT WHERE THAT INFORMATION

THAT'S TRANSMITTED TO THOSE U-BOATS ORIGINATES.

A SUGGESTION, SIR. GAVIN AND I COULD SPEND

A FEW DAYS IN GOA POKING ABOUT,

SEE WHAT WE CAN DIG UP.

DIG UP OR PICK UP?

HE SPEAKS FOR HIMSELF, SIR.

I SPEAK FOR MYSELF.

YES, WELL, I WAS SPEAKING FOR YOU.

ALL RIGHT, I SUPPOSE THIS IS TOP PRIORITY.

GO AHEAD AND DIG.

AH, DIE KAPITAN.

WELL, THAT'S THE 3 OF THEM.

YES, BUT WHICH ONE HAS THE TRANSMITTER?

[SINGING IN PORTUGUESE]

THERE'S OUR OLD FRIEND.

GENTLEMEN, A GREAT PLEASURE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

MANUEL.

PLEASE.

HOW'S THE HEART, UH, MANUEL?

MY HEART? I NEVER...

YOU JOKE WITH ME.

NOT EXACTLY. SIT DOWN, MANUEL.

YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR FEET HURT.

THE GERMANS OUTSIDE. WHAT SHIP ARE THEY FROM?

THE EHRENFELS.

CAPTAIN ROFER.

A VERY CHARMING GENTLEMAN, ACTUALLY.

NO DOUBT, NO DOUBT.

WELL, WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING?

NOTHING. JUST THE USUAL.

THE USUAL WHAT?

PEOPLE COMING AND GOING, EATING AND DRINKING.

EVERYTHING NORMAL.

HOW'S THE, UH...

GAMBLING, MANUEL?

A LITTLE SLOW.

NATURALLY, THE POLICE KEEP ASKING FOR MORE.

THAT'S TOO BAD.

LET'S GET TO THE POINT.

MY FRIEND HAS A NICE, FAT PACKET OF ESCUDOS

TO LOSE ON YOUR WHEEL.

PERSONALLY, I WISH HE'D WIN.

MANUEL.

HOW MUCH ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

ALL OF IT.

AND THEN I COMMIT SUICIDE RIGHT ON YOUR DOORSTEP.

BY THE SAME TOKEN,

I COULD GIVE IT TO YOU RIGHT NOW.

NO. NO, SENHOR, NO.

MAYBE I'LL LOSE IT BIT BY BIT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

YES, SENHOR.

MEANWHILE, YOU AND I WILL HAVE

A PLEASANT LITTLE CHAT IN YOUR OFFICE.

PLEASE.

I'LL BE ONE MINUTE.

LES JEUX SONT FAITS. RIEN NE VA PLUS.

NO MORE BETS, LADIES, GENTLEMEN.

FAITES VOS JEUX, MESSIEURS, MESDAMES.

THANK YOU.

FAITES VOS JEUX, MESSIEURS, MESDAMES.

LADIES, GENTLEMEN, PLACE YOUR BETS.

RIEN NE VA PLUS.

GOOD LUCK.

IT'S BAD LUCK TO SAY THAT.

INSTANTLY RETRACTED.

TRENTE QUATRE, ROUGE, PAIR ET PASSE.

34, RED, AND EVEN.

MUST HAVE BEEN THE INSTANT RETRACTION

OR MAYBE THE GOOD LUCK TO BEGIN WITH...

OR HOW ABOUT PLAIN DESTINY?

LADIES, GENTLEMEN, PLACE YOUR BETS.

I'LL TRY THAT AGAIN.

GOOD LUCK.

RIEN NE VA PLUS. NO MORE BETS.

I HOPE SO.

HOW ABOUT CELEBRATING MY IMPENDING LOSS

WITH CHAMPAGNE?

I DON'T DRINK WHEN I GAMBLE.

MM-MMM. SMOKE?

TAP DANCE? NOT RECENTLY.

HOW ABOUT TEA IN THE LOUNGE?

YOU DO HEAR THOSE LITTLE TICKING SOUNDS?

TRENTE ET UN, NOIR, ET IMPASSE.

31, BLACK, AND ODD.

BY THE WAY, MY NAME IS GAVIN STEWART.

I TAKE IT THAT'S A WEDDING RING?

THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

AND YOU ARE MRS...

CROMWELL.

LET ME HAZARD A GUESS, MRS. CROMWELL.

YOU ARE HERE IN GOA ON HOLIDAY,

AND YOUR HUSBAND'S AN ACUTELY LARGE GENTLEMAN

PROBABLY SITTING AT THE BACCARAT TABLE.

NO, I LIVE HERE, AND MY HUSBAND IS DEAD.

I'M SO SORRY. I TEND TO BE--

OVERCHARMING?

I REALLY AM SORRY.

THERE'S NO NEED TO BE.

LET'S WATCH OUR MONEY DISAPPEAR.

RIEN NE VA PLUS. NO MORE BETS.

MANUEL, YOU'RE NOT THINKING HARD ENOUGH.

I'M DOING MY BEST.

NOW LET'S TRY AGAIN.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT INDIANS

WHO VISIT YOUR OUTDOOR CAFE FREQUENTLY.

YES, QUITE A FEW. IT'S A POPULAR PLACE.

AND WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE,

PROBABLY A GERMAN WHO MIGHT JUST PASS BY

AT THE SAME TIME EVERY DAY.

IT'S NOT SOMETHING I--

OR WHO MIGHT DROP IN FOR A FEW MINUTES,

OR WHO MIGHT BE FOLLOWED BY ONE OF THE INDIANS.

LOOK, I'D REALLY LIKE TO HELP YOU,

BUT I DON'T NOTICE THESE THINGS.

I'M TOO BUSY HERE.

MANUEL...LISTEN.

WHATEVER YOU PAY THE POLICE FOR THE GAMBLING,

I CAN DOUBLE IT TO SHUT YOU DOWN.

SO TAKE A BIT OF FRIENDLY ADVICE.

I WANT YOU TO NOTICE THESE THINGS.

FAITES VOS JEUX, MESSIEURS, MESDAMES,

PLACE YOUR BETS, LADIES, GENTLEMEN.

OH.

OH, YOU REALLY HAVE FAITH.

HOPE WOULD BE A BETTER WORD.

WOULD YOU MIND IF I ASKED WHY YOU'RE IN GOA?

LOSING, BUT WITH INCREDIBLE GRACE.

ACTUALLY, I'M HERE ON BUSINESS FOR THE DAY.

I HAVE TO BE BACK IN BOMBAY TOMORROW NIGHT.

IT MAY SOUND QUAINT, BUT I SELL TEA.

VINGT-DEUX, NOIR, PAIR ET PASSE.

22, BLACK, AND EVEN.

WELL, THAT DOES IT.

YOU'VE LOST QUITE A LOT. I'M SORRY.

THE WAY I LOOK AT IT, I WON.

I MET YOU.

AND I WOULD LIKE TO MEET YOU AGAIN.

PERHAPS YOU WILL... ON YOUR NEXT TRIP.

I'LL BE HERE.

FAITES VOS JEUX.

PLACE YOUR BETS, LADIES, GENTLEMEN.

SENHOR, I'M VERY FRIGHTENED.

MANUEL, I PROMISED YOU NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW

YOU'VE SAID ANYTHING AT ALL.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THEIR NAMES.

ALL YOU KNOW IS AN INDIAN WITH A MOLE ON HIS CHEEK

AND A TALL EUROPEAN

MAY BE COMMUNICATING WITH EACH OTHER.

OR THEY MAY NOT.

EXACTLY. LEWIS, WE'VE A LONG DRIVE.

SENHOR, THE GAMBLING?

STRICTLY BETWEEN YOU AND THE POLICE.

MRS. CROMWELL, MAY I BE OF SOME ASSISTANCE?

MANUEL, I'VE BEEN REALLY LUCKY.

I'M TAKING HOME LOTS OF YOUR MONEY.

I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU. CONGRATULATIONS.

I'LL COME BACK AND LOSE IT ALL,

BUT JUST NOW I FEEL MARVELOUS.

MANUEL, I'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.

NO, I COULDN'T ACCEPT.

WHY NOT? OF COURSE YOU COULD.

I NEVER TIP YOU WHEN YOU LOSE.

MANUEL...I INSIST.

DAMN IT, WE'VE GOT TO GET RID OF THAT TRANSMITTER.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY LIVES DEPEND ON SUPPLIES

LYING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE INDIAN OCEAN?

WE DO, SIR,

BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHERE IT IS.

OUR FIRST PRIORITY

IS TO FIND WHOEVER HEADS THE SPY RING.

HOW WILL YOU HANDLE THAT?

YOUR GOA LEAD IS RATHER FRAGILE.

I'M NOT SO SURE.

WE KNOW THE MAN WHO GAVE IT TO US WAS MURDERED.

IT'S WORTH FOLLOWING UP.

SUPPOSE YOU DISCOVER WHO THE HEAD SPY IS?

GAVIN AND I KIDNAP HIM

AND INTERROGATE HIM RATHER THOROUGHLY.

IN GOA?

IF THAT'S WHERE HE IS.

THERE'S A RISK BEING CAUGHT IN NEUTRAL TERRITORY.

WE CAN ALWAYS PLEAD INSANITY, SIR.

HE SPEAKS FOR HIMSELF.

THEN DO IT, BUT IT DISLIKES ME.

IF YOU TWO ARE CAUGHT,

GOD KNOWS WHAT TROUBLE WE'LL BE IN.

ALL RIGHT. GO AHEAD AND MAKE PLANS.

THANK YOU, SIR.

WATCH IT, GAVIN.

WHY NOT?

HELEN, GET ME 641 IN GOA.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

YES?

COMPLIMENTS OF THE MANAGEMENT.

THAT'S WHAT I CALL PORTUGUESE HOSPITALITY.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THANK YOU. WELCOME TO GOA.

THANK YOU.

THAT WAS FAST.

THE TRUTH IS, MacKENZIE HAS A TELEPHONE

BUILT INTO HIS WOODEN LEG. WHAT DOES IT SAY?

"POSSIBLE YOUR MAN IS RAM DAS GUPTA,

"INDIAN, ABOUT 32,

"LARGE MOLE ON RIGHT CHEEK,

"CLERK FOR INTEREUROPE SHIPPING, BOMBAY,

"CURRENTLY LIVING AT 197 CABRAL STREET, GOA.

KNOWN POLITICAL ACTIVIST FOR INDIAN INDEPENDENCE."

I THINK WE SHOULD MEET THIS FELLOW.

THAT MEANS RIGHT NOW?

[SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]

BOM DIA.

MAY I USE YOUR TELEPHONE?

SI, SENHOR.

THANK YOU.

ISHLA?

3-2-9.

YES, SIR.

HE'LL BE CALLING ME BACK.

[RING]

YES? WHO?

OH, DAMN.

IS THERE SOMEONE HERE NAMED RAM DAS GUPTA?

SENHOR?

THIS CALL IS FOR MR. RAM DAS GUPTA.

PERHAPS HE'S OUTSIDE.

Waiter: SENHOR RAM DAS GUPTA?

Man: YES?

TELEPHONE.

I'M SURE YOU'D LIKE TO GO TO THE TOILET.

NOW LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY.

YOUR NAME IS RAM DAS GUPTA.

YOU LIVE AT 197 CABRAL STREET.

YOU WORK AT INTEREUROPE SHIPPING.

UNLESS YOU FULLY COOPERATE,

WE'LL BE DELIGHTED TO KILL YOU.

IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?

LISTEN TO THIS-- "THE ENNISMORE TRADER.

"6,212 TONS. CARGO VARIED, INCLUDING TANK AND PLANE AMMO.

"APPROXIMATE LATITUDE 10.25, LONGITUDE 74.15.

JANUARY 27th BETWEEN 0800 AND 2100 HOURS."

THAT'S ONE WE'VE SAVED.

YOU ARE A NAUGHTY BOY.

NOW GO BACK TO YOUR TABLE

AND CONTINUE WITH YOUR USUAL ROUTINE.

WE'LL BE WATCHING.

THE TINIEST FALSE MOVE, AND YOU'RE DEAD.

[SPEAKING GERMAN]

THE FATHERLAND'S NUMBER ONE AGENT IN SOUTHERN ASIA.

ARE YOU SURE?

I'M SURE.

[MOTORCYCLE STARTS]

[MOTORCYCLE LEAVES]

STAY HERE. I'LL BE BACK.

SENHOR.

DID THAT STRONG COFFEE UPSET YOUR STOMACH?

NO.

PITY.

IF YOU DON'T KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT,

OUR NEXT MEETING MAY NOT BE THIS FRIENDLY.

Gavin: MRS. CROMWELL!

HELLO...

OR WORDS TO THAT EFFECT.

HELLO.

WHAT A COINCIDENCE.

I'VE BEEN SITTING OVER THERE WAITING FOR YOU.

NO, YOU HAVEN'T.

WELL, I CANNOT TELL A LIE.

I'M WAITING FOR A BUSINESS ASSOCIATE

WHO'S NEVER BEEN ON TIME IN HIS LIFE.

BY THE WAY, IT'S GAVIN.

I REMEMBER.

DO I STILL CALL YOU MRS. CROMWELL?

NO, WAIT. WHAT'S YOUR DOG'S NAME?

YOU WON'T LAUGH?

GUARANTEED.

HAMLET.

BUT IT'S NOT A GREAT DANE.

HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT.

AND YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE THIS,

BUT THEY NAMED ME AGNES.

I'M STILL NOT LAUGHING, AGNES.

THERE I WAS, A HELPLESS INFANT.

COFFEE, PLEASE.

AND A HUMAN ARM FOR THE DOG, PLEASE.

PARDON, SENHOR?

JUST A COFFEE.

YOU WERE SAYING, A HELPLESS INFANT.

MAY I SAY HOW SPECTACULARLY YOU HAVE MATURED?

BUT FIRST, IS IT ALL RIGHT

IF I CONTINUE TO CALL YOU MRS. CROMWELL?

THAT IS THE BEST IDEA I'VE HEARD ALL DAY.

IT'S STILL EARLY, MRS. CROMWELL.

I REALLY MUST LEAVE.

THE BEAST NEEDS THE EXERCISE.

DON'T FORGET--WE STILL HAVE THAT DATE.

THANKS FOR THE COFFEE.

HAVE A LOVELY WALK, MRS. CROMWELL.

FAST WORK.

WELL, MAN DOES NOT LIVE BY BREAD ALONE.

A MAN WHO LOVES DOGS CAN'T BE ALL BAD.

COME ALONG.

I HAVE SOME NEWS FOR YOU.

THERE. THOSE TWO MEN.

SO WE WAIT OUTSIDE TROMPETA'S HOUSE?

RIGHT.

WE COULD WAIT THERE ALL NIGHT.

WON'T THE CAR LOOK A TRIFLE CONSPICUOUS?

I SUPPOSE IT MIGHT.

WE CAN'T JUST BREAK IN AND TAKE HIM.

WE COULD.

EXCEPT WE DON'T KNOW WHO ELSE MIGHT BE THERE.

I DON'T LIKE THE IDEA OF GUPTA RUNNING ABOUT LOOSE.

I MEAN, HE KNOWS WE'RE NOT IN TEA.

ALL RIGHT.

WE'LL PICK UP MR. TROMPETA IN THE MORNING.

WELL, IN THAT EVENT, LEWIS,

I, UH, HAVE A SMALL FAVOR TO ASK.

NO NEED TO LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.

YOU KNOW MY COUNTRY COMES FIRST.

YOU'D LIKE ME TO TAKE A LONG INVIGORATING WALK TONIGHT.

YOU COULD SIT IN THE BAR.

THE WALK WILL DO ME MORE GOOD.

EXCUSE ME, SENHOR.

DO YOU HAVE A LIGHT FOR MY CIGARETTE?

LEWIS?

PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!

YOU'RE A BLOODY FOOL.

YOU SHOOT ME, YOUR LIFE'S NOT WORTH A RUPEE.

NEVERTHELESS, I WILL ALSO SHOOT THE LADY.

GAVIN!

YOU KILLED HIM.

YES. HE WAS ABOUT TO KILL ME...AND YOU.

THAT SORT OF THING TENDS TO MAKE ME IMPULSIVE.

DID YOU KNOW HIM?

NO.

IT WAS A NICE THROW. THANK YOU.

GOOD GOD. WHO'S THAT?

WELL, IT'S A LITTLE COMPLICATED.

WHERE DID YOU GET THE PISTOL?

FROM HIM.

THAT IS JUST PERFECT.

WE HAVE AN APPOINTMENT TOMORROW

WITH THE IMPERIAL TEA COMPANY,

NOT WITH THE BLOODY POLICE.

WAS I SUPPOSED TO LET HIM KILL US?

AS YOU'VE PROBABLY GATHERED,

THIS IS MY BOSS LEWIS.

HOW DO YOU DO?

CIVILITY WOULDN'T BE OUT OF PLACE.

IT WASN'T HER FAULT.

I WANT TO GO NOW.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO SOUND RUDE.

YOU MUST BE VERY UPSET.

UPSET?

WHY WOULD I BE UPSET?

I MEAN, IT WAS JUST A SIMPLE MURDER.

YOU WON'T BE INVOLVED WITH THE POLICE,

UNLESS YOU WISH TO INVOLVE YOURSELF.

IN GOA? THAT'S ALL I NEED.

NO, THIS IS STRICTLY YOUR PROBLEM.

IF IT COMES TO IT, I'LL DENY I WAS EVEN HERE.

AS YOU WISH.

GOOD NIGHT.

DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO KILL HIM?

WE COULD HAVE WORKED ON HIM.

PERHAPS LEARNED SOMETHING ABOUT TROMPETA.

LEWIS, I REALLY HAD NO CHOICE.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

TWO VERY PLEASANT CHAPS

TRIED TO KILL ME AT THE DOCK.

MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE BOTH SAT IN THE BAR.

WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

THEY'RE RESTING.

WHAT DO WE DO WITH HIM?

AS MacKENZIE SAID,

"WHEN IN TROUBLE, CALL ROOM SERVICE."

[SPEAKING GERMAN]

[WOMAN SPEAKING GERMAN]

COULD I TROUBLE YOU FOR A MATCH?

I DON'T SMOKE.

WILL YOU PLEASE LOOK AT THAT WHITE CAR?

I THINK YOU MIGHT FIND IT INTERESTING.

IF HE HAS TO KILL YOU HERE AND NOW, HE WILL.

LET'S YOU AND I GET INTO THE CAR VERY QUIETLY.

JUST RELAX. SIT BACK.

THAT'S A GOOD BOY.

HELP! THEY'RE KIDNAPPING ME! HELP!

[GUNSHOT]

DAMN IT!

THERE'S NO LONGER MUCH POINT

IN DELIVERING HIM TO INTELLIGENCE.

LET'S DUMP HIM HERE.

NO, WAIT TILL WE CROSS THE BORDER.

WE CAN'T HAVE HIM FOUND IN GOA.

A VOCE SUA IDENTIFICACAO.

HMM?

YOUR PAPERS.

OH, YES, OF COURSE.

TURNED OUT NICE AGAIN, HASN'T IT?

THANK YOU.

AND THAT GENTLEMAN'S?

HERE IT IS.

I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND EVERYTHING IN ORDER.

WELL, THANK YOU, SIR.

HAVE A GOOD TRIP, GENTLEMEN.

YOU GOT AWAY WITH KILLING TROMPETA,

AND A FAT LOT OF GOOD IT DID US.

WE KNOW THE TRANSMITTER'S ON THE EHRENFELS.

I UNDERSTAND YOUR FEELINGS--

NO, YOU DON'T!

YOU TOOK A HELL OF A RISK FOR NOTHING!

TROMPETA'S NUMBER TWO MAN TOOK OVER IMMEDIATELY.

WE STILL HAVEN'T BROKEN THE CODE.

WHILE YOU WERE ON THE TRAIN FOR 2 DAYS,

3 MORE SHIPS HAVE BEEN SUNK.

DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?

3 MORE SHIPS HAVE BEEN SUNK!

I'D LIKE TO BLOW THAT FILTHY HARBOR UP.

BUT WE CAN'T, WHICH IS RATHER FRUSTRATING.

ALSO, I'VE GOT NO SUGGESTIONS,

WHICH MAY ACCOUNT FOR MY UNPLEASANT DISPOSITION.

IF THE PROFESSIONALS CAN'T DO IT,

WE MIGHT HAVE TO TURN TO AMATEURS.

AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

WHAT IF BRITISH CIVILIANS

MANAGED TO BOARD THE EHRENFELS?

IF THEY WERE CAUGHT,

IT MIGHT BE TAKEN AS A DRUNKEN ESCAPADE--

BUSINESSMEN ON HOLIDAY IN GOA WITHOUT THEIR WIVES,

HAVING A SMASHING GOOD TIME.

A LITTLE CHANCY WITH THE PORTUGUESE GOVERNMENT.

THAT'S A MASTERPIECE OF UNDERSTATEMENT.

LONDON WOULD HAVE OUR HEADS.

IT MIGHT JUST SUCCEED, SIR.

OH, GOD.

AND WHICH CIVILIANS DID YOU HAVE IN MIND?

THE CALCUTTA LIGHT HORSE, SIR.

THE WHAT?

IT'S A PART-TIME TERRITORIAL UNIT.

THEY HAVEN'T SEEN ACTION FOR 40 YEARS.

LEWIS, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A MIXED BAG

OF BOOZING, MIDDLE-AGED, POTBELLIED BUSINESSMEN.

NO ARGUMENT.

BUT WHEN THE WAR STARTED,

THEY EACH VOLUNTEERED FOR ACTIVE SERVICE.

EVEN THOSE THAT WERE NOT ACCEPTED

ARE ALL EX-SOLDIERS.

THEY KNOW WEAPONS. THEY KNOW TACTICS.

THEY'D GIVE THEIR RIGHT ARMS TO HELP.

IT'S INSANE, LEWIS, AND YOU KNOW IT.

PUT TOGETHER A PLAN, AND LET'S SEE IT.

THANK YOU, SIR.

RICK, OVER TO ME.

MOVE IT, SAMMY!

PASS IT BACK!

IT'S YOURS!

OH!

MARVELOUS!

WELL DONE!

WELL DONE!

NO. HAVE YOU SEEN BILL?

PROBABLY IN THE BAR.

OBVIOUSLY, EVERYTHING WE'VE JUST TOLD YOU--

PLANS, DESTINATION-- IS FOR YOUR EARS ONLY.

ARE YOU EXPECTING MY MEN TO VOLUNTEER

WITHOUT THE FAINTEST IDEA WHAT FOR?

RIGHT. I THOUGHT SO.

ALL THEY MUST KNOW

IS THAT IT COULDN'T BE MORE IMPORTANT,

IT WILL BE QUITE RISKY,

AND IT'S TOP SECRET.

UNFORTUNATELY, BILL, THERE WILL BE NO PAY,

NO PENSIONS IF ANYONE'S KILLED OR WOUNDED.

AND NO CREDIT.

IT ALL SOUNDS UNBELIEVABLY ATTRACTIVE TO ME.

AND NO MEDALS IF ALL GOES WELL?

NO MEDALS.

NO RECOGNITION AT ALL.

I LOVE IT.

SO WILL THEY.

OHH! BLAST!

OF COURSE, MELBORNE AGAIN.

A BIT EARLY FOR CASUALTIES.

HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

YOU OK, DICKY?

DAMN FOOL.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

I THINK SO.

JUST KNOCKED ALL... ALL THE WIND OUT OF ME.

THERE'S ENOUGH OF IT IN THERE, DICKY, LAD.

HA HA. THAT'S TREMENDOUSLY AMUSING.

MUST BE A RELIEF TO YOUR PONY.

ONCE I'VE ADJUSTED MY TRUSS,

I'LL THUMP YOUR HEAD.

JUST A BIT OF FUN IN A COLD, CRUEL WORLD.

I'VE TOLD YOU EVERYTHING THAT I'M ALLOWED TO.

THE LIGHT HORSE HAS NOT BEEN IN ACTION AS A UNIT

SINCE THE BOER WAR IN 1900.

BUT I HOPE AND BELIEVE THAT WE SOON WILL BE.

I'M CALLING FOR BETWEEN 15 AND 20 VOLUNTEERS.

I'LL TAKE IT. I'LL GO.

I WAS AFRAID OF THAT.

THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN. I APPRECIATE IT.

THOSE OF YOU SELECTED WILL LEAVE IN 7 DAYS.

YOU'LL BE GONE FOR 2 WEEKS.

TELL YOUR WIVES YOU'VE BEEN ORDERED TO RANCHI

FOR A 2-WEEK TRAINING PERIOD IN LOCAL DEFENSE.

NOW, WILL YOU ALL GIVE

YOUR NAMES AND TELEPHONE NUMBERS TO SANDY LUMSDAINE.

NOW, WHO'S FIRST?

HERE WE GO.

WHO'S NEXT?

SORRY, JACK.

BILL, I'M GOING ON THIS ONE.

WE'LL TALK LATER.

GOD BLESS US EVERY ONE.

OR HELP US. TAKE YOUR CHOICE.

AND YOU CAN MOVE THAT GAME

FURTHER DOWN THE BEACH, IF YOU DON'T MIND!

IT'S LIKE A HUNGARIAN OMELET--

FIRST STEAL ONE EGG.

WE'RE ACTUALLY STEALING AN ENTIRE SHIP?

CAN'T RENT ONE, AND THE NAVY HAS NOTHING AVAILABLE.

THEN I HAVE TO SAIL THE BLOODY THING

THE WHOLE WAY ROUND INDIA

FROM CALCUTTA TO COCHIN.

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WITH EXPERIENCE AT SEA.

ALL I GET IS 5 LIGHT HORSE FOR CREW

PLUS 3 HIRED LASCARS?

WE'RE NOT STEALING THE QUEEN MARY.

WE'RE NOT EXACTLY LOOKING FOR A ROWBOAT, EITHER.

ALL RIGHT.

CHARLIE WILTON KNOWS ENGINES,

AND I CAN NAVIGATE.

WELL, SUPPOSE WE MAKE IT.

THEN YOU'LL BRING THE OTHERS BY TRAIN TO COCHIN.

I PICK YOU UP,

AND WE SAIL RIGHT INTO MARMAGAO HARBOR

AND BLOW UP EVERYTHING IN SIGHT.

NOTHING TO IT. FOR A GRAND FINALE, WE ESCAPE.

20 OF US AGAINST MAYBE 120 OF THEM.

WON'T BE 120 OF THEM.

GAVIN WILL SEE TO THAT.

HE'LL BE IN GOA

ARRANGING ALL SORTS OF BRILLIANT DIVERSIONS.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

I THINK IT'S JACK. HE WANTS TO SEE ME.

COME IN, JACK. TAKE A SEAT.

NO, THANK YOU, SIR. I'LL STAND.

FORGET THE SIR.

I CAN'T MAKE A SPEECH,

BUT THIS IS MY ONLY CHANCE

TO SETTLE ACCOUNTS FOR MY BOY.

YOUR BOY?

HE WAS KILLED IN BURMA.

I DIDN'T KNOW. SORRY.

THAT'S REALLY WHAT I CAME ABOUT.

GOD KNOWS I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL,

BUT YOU MUST REALIZE--

I DON'T THINK YOU DO.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE OPERATION.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS,

BUT WE JUST CAN'T RISK YOUR OLD TICKER.

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG. I HAVE MY PILLS--

Gavin: I'LL TAKE HIM.

NO LIABILITY AT ALL.

I DO HAVE SOME STRANGE DEALS TO MAKE.

I'M SURE HE'LL HANDLE SOME BETTER THAN I CAN.

WELL, BILL?

ALL RIGHT, JACK. IT'S ALL YOURS.

OH, GOD, I'M DYING.

HELL, I'M DEAD!

I'VE BEEN DEAD NEARLY 20 MINUTES.

I THOUGHT I SMELLED SOMETHING STRANGE.

GOOD GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

JUST TONING UP.

WHAT ON EARTH FOR?

MY HEALTH.

WELL, MIND YOUR HERNIA, DEAR.

OW!

WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU WHISTLE

BEFORE YOU COME OUT HERE?

[LABORED BREATHING]

MR. MELBORNE.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

NO, I'M JUST HAVING A PRIVATE HEART ATTACK.

GET OUT, MISS WENTWORTH!

COME IN.

LEWIS, DELIGHTFUL TO SEE YOU.

IS THAT GAVIN?

BY GEORGE, IT IS GAVIN.

THE ONE WITH THE BLOOD RUSHING TO HIS FEET? RIGHT.

Lewis: I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU IN ONE PIECE, YOGI.

IT WAS A LOVELY MISSION.

CERTAIN PARTS OF BURMA WON'T BE THE SAME AGAIN.

ANYTHING NEW COMING UP FOR FORCE 136, SIR?

NO. JUST FOR YOU.

MARVELOUS. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BLOW UP

2 OR 3 ENEMY SHIPS IN A NEUTRAL HARBOR?

DELIGHTED. GIVE ME A COUPLE OF DAYS NOTICE.

IT'S IN AND OUT, FAST.

WON'T BE A SECOND CHANCE AT THESE TARGETS.

I HAVEN'T NEEDED ONE YET, HAVE I?

I CAN'T ABIDE A LACK OF CONFIDENCE.

WE'LL BE IN TOUCH, THEN.

FINE. ONWARD AND UPWARD.

ANYTHING NEW IN THE PAPERS?

YES. THE WORLD IS UPSIDE DOWN. HA HA!

Gavin: THAT WOULDN'T SAIL ACROSS THE SERPENTINE,

LET ALONE AROUND INDIA.

IT'S A BLOODY RIVER BOAT.

Lewis: IT'S THE RIGHT SIZE,

AND THERE WON'T BE ANY GREAT UPROAR

WHEN IT'S FOUND MISSING.

THERE'S SOMETHING VERY PECULIAR GOING ON, BILL.

WHAT IS IT?

WHAT'S WHAT?

YOU NEVER SHAVE AT NIGHT.

RATHER A NOVELTY, I THOUGHT,

NOT TO SHAVE IN THE MORNING WHEN I'M STILL ASLEEP.

THAT'S NOT IT.

NOT WHAT?

BILL, YOU CAN REALLY BE THE MOST EXASPERATING...

WELL, I'M PROBABLY BEING EVEN MORE EXASPERATING.

A GOOD WIFE DOES NOT PRY.

YOU CAN PRY AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE.

I HAVE TO GET UP TOMORROW MORNING AT 4:00

AND CHARGE UP TO RANCHI IN A BLOODY TRUCK

TO DO 2 WEEKS' INCREDIBLY BORING TRAINING.

WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S FAR TOO IMPORTANT TO YOU.

OH, REALLY.

IT'S ANOTHER WOMAN, ISN'T IT?

ISN'T IT?

ANOTHER WOMAN?

ME?

I HAVE NEVER LOVED,

NOR WILL I EVER LOVE, ANYONE BUT YOU.

NOW YOU'VE GONE AND GOT ME ALL LATHERED UP.

HOLD IT!

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

NO QUESTIONS, JUST ANSWERS.

IF YOU CREATE ANY PROBLEM, WE'LL HAVE TO KILL YOU.

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ENGINE?

NO, BUT I HAVE A GENERAL IDEA.

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM.

SO DO SOME OF US. CHEER UP.

LET'S TAKE A STROLL ON THE PROMENADE DECK.

I'VE GOT THIS END.

YOU TAKE CARE OF THE OTHER.

I'VE BEEN SAVING THIS FOR A LONG TIME.

NOW I KNOW WHY.

TO US.

TO US.

TO US.

TO THE OPERATION.

AMEN.

[SHIP'S WHISTLE TOOTS]

I HAVEN'T THE FAINTEST IDEA

WHAT MAKES THIS THING WORK.

DO YOU?

SEE YOU IN COCHIN.

BYE. GOOD-BYE.

THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD,

I SHALL NOT WANT...

TO GET UP AND...

NOT INTO THE WIND, ROBIN.

NOT INTO THE WIND!

GOD, HE'S DONE IT AGAIN.

DON'T DESCRIBE IT TO ME.

I'M GOING BELOW TO HIT MYSELF WITH A HAMMER.

REMEMBER, I STILL GOT TO COOK!

WHAT AN INDUSTRIOUS CHAP.

YOU WOULDN'T, YOU SADISTIC--

WHAT WOULDN'T I?

YOU KNOW, YOGI,

WHEN WE GET TO WHEREVER IT IS WE'RE GOING,

I'LL KILL YOU.

MIND OF MATTER, ROBIN. THINK DIGESTIVELY.

I MUST HAVE BEEN A DAMN FOOL

TO HAVE TAKEN ON THIS JOB.

RED!

GRAB ONE!

JACK, IF ANYONE HAS TO SWIM FOR IT,

THIS IS WHERE YOU'LL BE.

JACK CARTWRIGHT,

ENTIRE ONSHORE RESCUE AND FIRST AID TEAM.

YOU BETTER PUT A LORRY UP THERE.

SHOULD YOU PICK ANYONE UP,

THEY'RE TO BE TAKEN STRAIGHT OUT OF GOA.

IF YOU HAVE TO DRIVE THROUGH THE BARRICADES

AND TAKE OVER THAT RIVER FERRY, DO IT.

OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE NOT MY WIFE.

ANY PHYSICAL CONTACT BRINGS ON

THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS SEXUAL DEMANDS.

THE WOMAN'S INSATIABLE.

YOU'RE A LUCKY FELLOW.

SHE BITES. IT'S BLOODY UNDIGNIFIED.

AT MY AGE, I PREFER A BIT OF GRATEFUL WHIMPERING,

EVEN IF IT'S ONLY FROM ME.

I MAY NEVER SURVIVE THE TRAIN RIDE.

TALKING OF SURVIVAL, LEWIS,

I SWORE TO MYSELF I'D NEVER ASK THIS,

WHICH IS WHY I'M ASKING,

BUT ALL THOSE EXPLOSIVES ON THAT RIDICULOUS PHOEBE,

WHAT ON EARTH ARE THEY FOR?

OH.

IT'S MY OPINION

WE'RE STORMING A MOUNTAINTOP CONVENT

WITH BOWLER HATS AND VARICOSE VEINS.

AND UMBRELLAS.

THE NUNS WILL SHOOT OUR TAILS OFF.

SOMEONE WILL.

LET'S PLAY BRIDGE.

[SNORING]

OLD LOVECROFT MUST HAVE MELONS FOR ADENOIDS.

THE NEXT ROUND'S ON ME.

CROMWELL.

C-R-O-M-W-E-L-L.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

HOLD ON.

WHO IS IT?

JACK.

IT'S OPEN.

HELLO.

AH, YES. YOU HAVE IT?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T GIVE IT TO ME?

IT'S UNLISTED?

WHERE ARE YOU? I'LL COME DOWN AND PAY YOU.

WE ALL HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE ODD INSULT.

TRY AND BEAT THAT COMBINATION--

AN INCORRUPTIBLE TELEPHONE OPERATOR

AND A WOMAN WITH AN UNLISTED NUMBER.

AND A RAVING BEAUTY, DAMN IT.

COME ON.

YOU HAVE TO PUT THAT IN THE SAFE DEPOSIT BOX

AT THE PORTUGUESE NATIONAL BANK.

MY GOD, THEY'LL CHUCK ME OVERBOARD.

THERE'S A PERISCOPE OUT THERE!

PERISCOPE!

IT'S OFF THE STARBOARD BOW.

I DON'T SEE A THING.

WHERE THE HELL IS IT?

LOOK, THERE!

THAT'S THE PORT BOW, IDIOT!

WHATEVER IT IS, GOD HELP US, WE'RE DEAD.

RIGHT. I'LL TAKE THE WHEEL.

GIVE ME THOSE GLASSES.

WHERE IS IT?

ON THE--I MEAN ON THE PORT BOW.

IF WE'RE BLOWN UP,

EVERYBODY GET A BIT OF WRECKAGE

AND CLING TO IT.

THAT'S HILARIOUS.

WAIT A MINUTE.

I'VE GOT IT.

WHAT AN INCREDIBLE PIECE OF CAMOUFLAGE.

IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A SHARK FIN.

THEY'RE CLEVER DEVILS, I'LL GIVE THEM THAT.

IT'S A SHARK, MR. MANNERS.

OH.

"OH"?

IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY, "OH"?

SORRY.

YOU KNOW, I...

SORRY.

I PREFER "OH."

DAMN FOOL.

6 DAYS EACH WEEK OF GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACY

TAXES THE MIND AND BODY TO THE LIMITS.

IT'S GOOD OF YOU TO SEE ME, SENHOR MONTERO.

YOU WANT TO ENJOY YOUR DAY, AND MY TIME IS LIMITED,

SO MAY WE DROP THE FORMALITIES?

AS YOU WISH.

I WANT YOU TO USE YOUR INFLUENCE

TO PERSUADE THE GOVERNOR TO HAVE A RECEPTION.

THE GUESTS WILL INCLUDE

EVERY PORT OFFICIAL FROM MARMAGAO

AND THE OFFICERS FROM EVERY SHIP IN THE HARBOR.

ON THE SAME NIGHT,

YOU'LL ARRANGE A CARNIVAL,

WHICH WILL ATTRACT THE CREWS OF ALL THE SHIPS.

WELL?

YOU MENTIONED MY SONS.

YES...

I CAN ARRANGE THAT YOUR SONS CONTINUE

TO ENJOY THEIR SCHOOLING IN INDIA

AND THAT THEIR FEES ARE PAID DIRECTLY

INTO A BANK THERE. YES OR NO?

A WISE DECISION.

THE INVITATIONS HAVE ALREADY BEEN PRINTED.

THE DATE IS MARCH 8th, THE TIME--2100 HOURS.

WHAT IS YOUR REASON FOR THIS, SENHOR?

THAT IS A QUESTION YOU DON'T ASK.

IT'S SIMPLY A DISPLAY

OF YOUR COUNTRY'S HOSPITALITY AND NEUTRALITY.

THESE ARE FOR YOUR IMMEDIATE USE.

I'M SURE YOUR LIST OF EXPENSES WILL BE VERY IMAGINATIVE.

OH, ONE MORE THING.

I'D HATE LIKE HELL TO SEE ANYTHING GO WRONG.

FOR YOUR SAKE AND THE CHILDREN.

MRS. CROMWELL!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT COMES FIRST--

THE HELLO, THE APOLOGY, OR THE EXPLANATION.

NONE OF THEM. EXCUSE ME.

I OWE YOU 2 OUT OF 3.

PLEASE.

HOW'S HAMLET?

DAMN IT!

I PREFER NOT TO MAKE A SCENE HERE.

WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN?

HOW IS HAMLET?

LOOK, I DON'T APPRECIATE IT--

SOME WINE,

CHAMPAGNE, A LOVELY CIGAR?

LATER.

HELLO, MRS. CROMWELL,

I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW SORRY I AM.

THAT'S TWO.

I FIND ALL THAT CHARM UNBEARABLE.

QUITE TRUTHFULLY, SO DO I.

THE BEST I CAN DO IS APOLOGIZE.

IF YOU WOULD ACCEPT THAT, WE COULD TALK.

IT WAS AN UGLY...INCIDENT.

YOU KILLED A MAN AS THOUGH IT WERE NOTHING.

HE WAS ABOUT TO KILL US BOTH.

YOU'VE DONE IT BEFORE, HAVEN'T YOU?

YES.

I WAS AN OFFICER IN THE ARMY FOR A WHILE,

THEN THE BENGALI POLICE MADE ME A BETTER OFFER.

AND NOW YOU'RE A TEA MERCHANT.

YES. I DIDN'T LIKE BEING A POLICE OFFICER,

AND I DON'T WANDER AROUND KILLING PEOPLE.

NEXT, YOU'LL ACCUSE ME

OF KILLING THE POOR OWNER OF THIS PLACE.

IT HAD CROSSED MY MIND.

MRS. CROMWELL, I'D RATHER TALK ABOUT YOU

AND POSSIBLY EVEN ME.

IT WOULDN'T TAKE A GREAT DEAL FOR ME

TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU.

NO COMMENT?

ALL RIGHT. I HAVE ONE.

WHY DON'T WE PICK UP WHERE WE LEFT OFF,

BE EXCEPTIONALLY WARY OF EACH OTHER,

AND SEE WHAT DEVELOPS?

NO COMMENT.

YET.

WINE, MRS. CROMWELL?

WINE.

WHOSE DEAL IS IT?

IT'S YOURS.

DID YOU ORDER US A BEER?

YES.

I WONDER WHY THEY ASKED US IF WE COULD SWIM.

ONE THING'S FOR CERTAIN.

THIS IS A SIGHT BETTER

THAN THUMPING AROUND IN THAT DIRTY OLD BUCKET.

I PITY BREENE.

AWFUL BLOODY SAILOR. SUFFERS HELL.

SO DID NELSON.

NELSON?

ADMIRAL NELSON, YOU FOOL.

YOU KNOW, ENGLAND EXPECTS.

UH, OVER HERE, CHAPS.

GENTLEMEN, IF THEY'VE BEEN LUCKY,

THE PHOEBE SHOULD BE OUTSIDE COCHIN HARBOR

TOMORROW NIGHT,

AND WE'LL BE OFF ON A LOVELY SUN-DRENCHED CRUISE.

YOU'LL EACH RECEIVE A BOARDING SCHEDULE

AND DETAILED INSTRUCTIONS.

PLEASE MEMORIZE THEM AND DESTROY THEM.

NO ONE IS TO CARRY ANY LETTERS OR DOCUMENTS

WHICH MIGHT ASSOCIATE HIM WITH THE LIGHT HORSE.

TOMORROW, YOU'LL EACH GO SEPARATELY TO THE BAZAAR

AND BUY 2 BOTTLES OF WHISKEY,

WHICH YOU WILL KEEP IN YOUR LUGGAGE UNOPENED.

YOU'RE TO BE PACKED AND READY BY 1700 HOURS.

I CAN'T GIVE YOU ANY DETAILS ON THE OPERATION ITSELF

UNTIL WE'RE SAFELY AT SEA.

ANY QUESTIONS?

NO, SIR. NO, SIR.

GOOD.

IF ANY OF YOU MIGHT BE THINKING

OF GETTING SOZZLED TONIGHT...

SPLENDID. I EXPECT TO.

END OF BRIEFING.

[SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]

[SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]

SPRECHEN SIE DEUTSCH?

NO, SENHOR.

ENGLISH, JA?

YES, SENHOR.

YOU PERHAPS WISH SOMETHING.

WE CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU SHOULD DESIRE.

ANYTHING.

THIS IS YOUR HOUSE?

YES, SENHOR.

ALL CLEAN GIRLS

AND ALL BEAUTIFUL.

I HAVE AN UNUSUAL REQUEST.

NOTHING IS STRANGE HERE, SENHOR.

MANY YEARS AGO, I WAS A SAILOR.

NOW I AM RICH MAN.

BUT ALWAYS A SAILOR IN YOUR HEART.

YOU WISH SOMETHING SPECIAL, YES?

I'D LIKE TO GIVE EVERY SAILOR IN THE PORT

A GIFT TO CELEBRATE MY GOOD FORTUNE IN LIFE.

YOU WILL TELL EVERY NATIONALITY OF SAILOR

IN THE HARBOR THAT FOR 3 DAYS--

THURSDAY, FRIDAY, SATURDAY--

THEY CAN COME TO THIS STREET

AND DO WITH GIRLS AT NO COST.

OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL THING YOU DO, SIR.

I'M GLAD YOU THINK SO.

NOW, CAN WE AGREE THE PRICE?

PLEASE, COME, SENHOR. HA HA HA!

YOU KNOW, THIS IS EXCEEDINGLY ODD.

I HARDLY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

I DON'T KNOW YOUR PHONE NUMBER.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

ALL WE'VE DONE IS ENJOY EACH OTHER.

I AM FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU, MRS. CROMWELL.

I'LL GO BETTER THAN THAT.

I HAVE.

GAVIN, I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME NOW,

BUT I'M GOING TO.

ALL RIGHT.

I'LL TAKE YOU.

NO.

I STILL CAN'T KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE?

NOT UNTIL I UNDERSTAND HOW I FEEL.

I'D LIKE TO GET DRESSED NOW.

YOU DO LOVE ME.

GIVE ME TIME TO THINK.

I PROMISE TO CALL YOU.

THEY'RE THE LAST TWO.

COME ALONG.

COME ALONG.

SORRY, SANDY, WE GOT HELD UP.

ADEUS, SENHOR.

ADEUS.

GAVIN!

OH, JACK.

HOW WAS YOUR SECOND VISIT

WITH YOUR FRIENDLY WHOREHOUSE KEEPER?

ABSOLUTE CERT.

EVERY SAILOR KNOWS ALL ABOUT IT.

AS HE TOOK THE REST OF THE MONEY,

HE CALLED ME A BENEFACTOR OF ALL WHORES AND SEAMEN.

RATHER APPROPRIATE PLAY ON WORDS.

I'M ALSO HIS LIFELONG FRIEND

FOR WHOM HE'D SHED BLOOD AND BRANDY.

HE SHED THE BRANDY.

THAT HE DID.

WHY DON'T YOU LIE DOWN?

THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO DO UNTIL TONIGHT.

I WAS GOING TO.

I MAY EVEN PRAY.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

TO CHURCH.

THE PHONE CALL I WAS WAITING FOR CAME THROUGH.

I'M GLAD TO HEAR IT.

SO WAS I.

DID YOU SAY CHURCH?

YES.

[SPEAKING GERMAN]

GAVIN?

WHO ARE YOU?

I'LL NEED A TABLE.

WILL YOU BRING THAT UP HERE, PLEASE?

THAT'S FINE.

THANK YOU.

NOW, THEN,

WE'RE ON THE LAST LAP OF OUR LITTLE TRIP,

SO I CAN NOW GIVE YOU OUR DESTINATION

AND TELL YOU WHAT WE'LL DO WHEN WE GET THERE.

WE'RE HEADED FOR THE NEUTRAL PORT OF MARMAGAO.

I TOLD YOU SO.

IN THAT PORT, AT ANCHOR,

IS A GERMAN SHIP, THE EHRENFELS.

OUR JOB...

IS TO SEIZE THAT SHIP...

GOOD LORD.

AND HOLD A DANCE ABOARD?

OR SINK HER WHERE SHE IS.

ALSO THERE ARE 2 OTHER GERMAN SHIPS,

SO IF WE CAN KNOCK THEM OFF AT THE SAME TIME,

SO MUCH THE BETTER.

BUT FIRST, THE EHRENFELS.

HERE IS HER DECK PLAN.

STUDY IT VERY CAREFULLY,

THEN I'LL DEAL WITH ANY QUESTIONS.

BILL, WE'VE GOT PROBLEMS.

WHAT'S WRONG?

THE MAIN BEARING IS OVERHEATING.

CAN YOU DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT?

ONLY IF I STOP THE ENGINE.

IT'S A QUESTION OF DISMANTLING THE BEARING

AND FITTING A NEW SHELL. IF I CAN.

HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE?

2 TO 3 HOURS,

AND, SIR, I SAID IF I CAN.

I HEARD YOU, CHARLIE.

CAN WE KEEP GOING AS IT IS?

NOT FOR LONG.

ALL RIGHT.

STOP YOUR ENGINES. SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO.

WE DESPERATELY NEEDED THAT.

WE HAVE A LITTLE LEEWAY,

NOT MUCH.

CARRY ON.

NOW...

ON THE FOREDECK, HERE...

I DIDN'T WANT TO PUSH MY LUCK ON THE TELEPHONE,

BUT WHY A CHURCH?

I DIDN'T WANT TO MEET YOU IN A CAFE AGAIN.

OR AN HOTEL ROOM.

NO COMMENT.

I'M GLAD YOU CALLED.

I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I AM OR NOT.

I JUST KNOW...

I'M AFRAID TO TRUST MY OWN FEELINGS.

WHICH ARE?

TERRIBLY CONFUSED.

WELL, I'M AFRAID I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

TRY.

WE CAN START TONIGHT

AT THE GOVERNOR GENERAL'S PARTY.

YOU MEAN THE GOVERNOR GENERAL OF GOA?

WHY WOULD HE INVITE ME TO A PARTY?

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM. I'M SURE IT'S MUTUAL.

I'M INVITED.

WOULD YOU TAKE ME?

ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE YOU.

9:00.

21 TAKAMA STREET.

NOW YOU HAVE MY ADDRESS.

YES, INDEED.

THE PROGRESS IS ASTONISHING.

ARE WE LEAVING?

YOU ARE...ALONE.

PLEASE.

WELL, I AM AVAILABLE THE REST OF THE DAY.

CONVERSATION ONLY, TEA PLANTER'S HONOR.

9:00.

WELL...

THAT MAY DO IT,

AND IT MAY NOT.

2 1/2 HOURS. ALL RIGHT, LET'S FIND OUT.

READY TO MOVE, BILL!

RIGHT.

[ENGINE STARTS]

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

WHAT CAN YOU GET OUT OF IT AT FULL SPEED?

6 KNOTS, MAYBE 7.

TRY 10.

[SHORTWAVE RADIO BEING TUNED IN]

THAT'S IT. YOUR TURN, SANDY.

GOOD.

UNDERHILL.

LIMPET MINES ATTACH MAGNETICALLY

TO THE HULL OF THE SHIP...

BELOW THE WATER LINE.

NOW, THEY WORK ON A PRESET TIMER.

YOU MEAN THIS, UH...

THIS KNOB HERE?

YES, THAT'S RIGHT.

FINLEY, YOU'LL TAKE THE DRACHENFELS.

SLOANE, YOU TAKE THE BRAUNFELS.

JACK.

[RING]

SENHOR STEWART?

YES.

GOOD EVENING, SIR. PLEASE.

THANK YOU.

PLEASE SIT DOWN.

MRS. CROMWELL SHALL BE...

READY SOON?

YES. NOT GOOD ENGLISH.

EXCUSE, SENHOR.

WHERE IS SHE?

THANKS TO CHARLIE WILTON,

WE SHOULD BE ALONGSIDE THE EHRENFELS

ON SCHEDULE BY 0100 HOURS.

I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU

HOW CRUCIAL THIS OPERATION IS

OR HOW MANY ALLIED LIVES IT MIGHT SAVE.

OUR COVER STORY, ONCE AGAIN.

WE ARE BUSINESSMEN ON HOLIDAY.

WE RENTED THIS TUB IN BOMBAY,

SAILED DOWN TO GOA FOR THE FUN OF IT,

AND ON A DRUNKEN DARE,

BOARDED THE EHRENFELS.

OF COURSE, AUTHENTIC DRUNKEN BUSINESSMEN

SELDOM RUN ABOUT WITH MACHINE GUNS.

HA HA.

SHOULD YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A TIGHT SPOT,

IF IT'S THE LAST THING YOU DO,

THROW YOUR GUNS OVER THE SIDE.

IF YOU HAVE TO SWIM FOR IT,

YOU KNOW THE LOCATION

OF CARTWRIGHT'S BEACH.

JACK WILL BE THERE WAITING FOR YOU.

CHARLIE...

YOU REMAIN ABOARD TO NURSE THE ENGINE.

SIR...

THAT'S AN ORDER, CHARLIE.

YES, SIR.

SHIT, SIR!

[LAUGHTER]

YOU REALLY DO HAVE A WAY WITH WORDS.

JOHN...

YOU STAY AT THE WHEEL. NO ARGUMENTS.

CAN I SAY SHIT AS WELL, SIR?

IF YOU LIKE.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S OPEN UP THE WHISKEY.

ONE BIG SWIG NOW,

AND NO MORE UNTIL FURTHER ORDERS.

CHEERS!

CHEERS! DOWN THE HATCH!

EXCUSE ME.

YOUR EXCELLENCY, GAVIN STEWART,

HADLEY'S OF BOMBAY, LTD.

MR. STEWART, HOW NICE TO SEE YOU.

DARLING, MAY I PRESENT MR. STEWART?

A PLEASURE, MADAM.

AND MY DAUGHTER THERESA.

SENHORINA.

AND MRS. CROMWELL.

MRS. CROMWELL AND I ALREADY KNOW EACH OTHER.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, WITH YOUR PERMISSION, SIR,

I'M GOING TO STEAL HER AWAY FROM YOU.

ENJOY YOURSELF.

THANK YOU, SIR.

SHALL WE?

YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL.

OH, I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR BEING ANGRY.

I WOULDN'T HAVE WAITED FOR ME, EITHER.

I CAN'T BEGIN TO APOLOGIZE.

DON'T BE SILLY. IT'S ACCEPTED.

WHERE WERE YOU?

WELL, YOU WON'T BELIEVE ME.

IT'S REALLY A SORT OF TRAGEDY OF ERRORS.

FIRST, A PUNCTURE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.

THEN I RIPPED MY SLEEVE CHANGING THE WHEEL,

A MAD DASH TO FIND A REPLACEMENT JACKET

WHICH DOESN'T FIT--

SO I SEE.

AND THEY'RE NOT GIVING OUT YOUR PHONE NUMBER.

FINALLY, WHEN I GOT TO 31 TAKAMA STREET,

THERE WAS NO ONE HOME.

GAVIN, IT'S 21.

NOT 31?

THERE YOU ARE, I AM AN IDIOT.

AGREED...

BUT A RATHER NICE ONE.

I'D LEFT BY THEN, ANYWAY.

I CALLED YOUR HOTEL.

THEY SAID YOU'D GONE OUT QUITE EARLY.

HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE WITHOUT AN INVITATION?

AND I'M GLAD.

WELL, I, UH..

CROSSED THE MAJOR-DOMO'S PALM.

SHOCKING.

NO, DEAR.

I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT STUFF I'M REALLY MADE OF.

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE PROPERLY.

BUT FIRST, I'D LIKE TO KISS YOU...

MRS. CROMWELL.

I'D LIKE THAT.

LIPSTICK DOESN'T BECOME YOU.

LET ME.

WOULD YOU CARE TO JOIN HER?

THEN I ASSUME YOU'VE SEEN NOTHING,

AM I CORRECT?

THEN START LAUGHING.

HMM?

LAUGH.

YOU'LL REMEMBER YOUR CHILDREN, SENHOR.

[CHEERING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

ALL RIGHT, TAKE YOUR WEAPONS.

[HORN HONKS]

ANY PROBLEMS?

NO, SIR.

MR. CARTWRIGHT.

BURIED THERE, SIR.

TAKE MY CAR AND PARK IT NEAR THE HOTEL, WILL YOU?

YES, SIR. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, SIR?

YES, FINE, THANKS.

THERE WE ARE.

THE FIRST OF GAVIN'S BRILLIANT DIVERSIONS.

NEVER HAD A MOMENT'S DOUBT, OLD BEAN.

WELL, I DID.

IF WE'D RELIED ON THIS COMPASS,

WE MIGHT HAVE WOUND UP IN THE GRAND CANYON.

WHAT A LOVELY SIGHT.

IT REMINDS ME OF BRIGHTON

WHEN I WAS ABOUT 10 YEARS OLD.

DICKY, I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE

YOU WERE EVER 10 YEARS OLD.

GENTLEMEN.

MR. FINLEY, MR. SLOANE, TIME TO GET READY.

RIGHT, SIR.

IF ANY OF YOU HAVE ANY FINAL QUESTIONS,

NOW WOULD BE A SPLENDID TIME.

WHEN'S OUR NEXT DRINK?

RIGHT NOW, AS A MATTER OF FACT.

EACH OF YOU TAKE ANOTHER BIG SWALLOW.

NEXT, RINSE YOUR MOUTH THOROUGHLY WITH WHISKEY

AND SPIT IT OUT,

AND TAKE WHAT'S LEFT

AND POUR IT OVER YOUR CLOTHING.

ALL OF IT?

I WANT EVERY MAN TO SMELL LIKE A DISTILLERY.

ALL RIGHT, GET ON WITH IT.

ANYBODY GOT ANY SODA?

I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT, I SWEAR IT.

THIS IS THE NOBLEST SACRIFICE OF ALL.

THE FUMES ALONE ARE GETTING ME TIDDLY.

SAVE YOUR SECOND BOTTLE FOR OUR CELEBRATION

ON THE WAY UP TO BOMBAY.

[SHORTWAVE RADIO BEING TUNED IN]

WHEN WE BOARD, I WANT NO FIRING

UNLESS IT'S ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY.

SHOULD ANYTHING UNPLEASANT HAPPEN

AND WE SUSTAIN DEAD OR WOUNDED,

THEY ARE NOT TO BE LEFT ABOARD THE EHRENFELS,

NOR ANY EQUIPMENT--

NOTHING WHICH COULD IDENTIFY US AS BRITISH.

WHEN I BLOW THIS WHISTLE 3 TIMES,

EVERYBODY OFF IMMEDIATELY.

YOU'LL DO.

TAKE YOUR STATIONS.

ALL WEAPONS LOADED.

SAFETY CATCHES ON.

LET'S CHECK OUR WATCHES.

WHEN YOU SET YOUR MINES, REMEMBER,

GIVE US 30 MINUTES.

THAT'S STILL NOT MUCH TIME.

YOU SURPRISE ME.

YOU HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD.

GET ON WITH IT.

YOU'RE THE BOSS. LEWIS.

GOD, YOUR BREATH IS AWFUL.

[SINGING IN GERMAN]

[BELL RINGS]

MIGHT AS WELL.

WON'T HELP ME SEE IN THE DARK, WILL IT?

[TICKING]

YOGI, THE MINE.

OK.

[TICKING]

[SPEAKING GERMAN]

[SPEAKING GERMAN]

COME ON, MOVE!

MOVE!

HEY! VAS IST--

HANDS UP.

SILENCE.

AAH!

SANDY, COME WITH ME. YOU TWO STAY HERE.

RIGHT.

THIS WAY.

COME WITH ME.

[SINGING IN GERMAN]

STAY WHERE YOU ARE. NOT A SOUND.

[TICKING]

I'M GLAD WE'RE NOT STAYING ON BOARD.

COME ON. LET'S GO.

YOU.

HOLD ON. BLOW THIS ONE.

IS IT BAD?

I THINK I'M STILL STANDING. OH!

WE FOUND IT, BILL.

GET EVERYONE ORGANIZED TO LEAVE.

SANDY, LOOK AFTER YOGI.

COME ON, LET'S GO.

BARKER, IN HERE WITH ME.

THE CODE BOOKS.

GET THEM ON BOARD THE PHOEBE. HURRY!

RIGHT.

[SPEAKING GERMAN]

DICKY!

GOD!

MY FAULT, BILL.

NEVER MIND THAT.

GET OURS ON THE PHOEBE, QUICK,

AND THE GERMANS TO THE AFTERDECK WITH THE OTHERS.

BACK ON THE PHOEBE.

EVERYBODY, BACK ON THE PHOEBE.

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

DAMN FOOLS. I MEAN, WHY DON'T THEY HURRY UP?

OH, GOD.

LEWIS...

GET THEM ON THE PHOEBE.

WILLIAMSON!

SIR!

LOOK AFTER DENNISON.

RED, PUT THOSE WITH THE OTHERS.

COME ON, MY BONNIE LADS. MOVE IT.

SCHNELL!

STOP!

TURN AROUND!

I'LL BE WATCHING YOU FROM THE TOP DECK.

MAKE NO MISTAKE, I'LL SHOOT THE FIRST MAN WHO MOVES!

WHERE IS LOVECROFT?

SECOND DECK WARDROOM!

IN THE PHOEBE, ROBIN.

ROBIN!

LOVECROFT!

RED, TAKE THESE WEAPONS.

OK, I'LL TAKE HIM.

EVERYONE OVER THE SIDE.

THIS SHIP'S GOING TO BLOW UP.

SPRING UBERBORD. DAS SHIP IST IN DER LUFT.

JA!

[SPEAKING GERMAN]

START ENGINE!

START ENGINE!

PUSH OFF!

CHARLIE!

PUSH OFF!

SPANNER. NOW... LET'S SEE HERE...

THERE. THERE.

THAT'S OK.

CHARLIE!

BILL, DON'T STAND ABOUT!

GET US UNDERWAY!

RIGHT. RIGHT.

GET THEM BELOW.

HELP ME UP.

LEWIS.

I'M ALL RIGHT.

GO LIE DOWN SOMEWHERE.

THERE MAY NOT BE ANYTHING TO LIE DOWN ON.

THOSE TIMERS AREN'T THAT ACCURATE.

CHARLIE!

I'M WORKING!

I'LL TRY.

YOU BETTER HAVE THIS, COLONEL.

I'VE GOT YOU.

THIS'LL PUT PAID TO MY POLO FOR A BIT.

YOU'LL BE PLAYING POLO WITH ST. PETER

IF THIS SHIP GOES UP.

HEY, BRANDON, HELP MR. PUGH.

YES, SIR.

OW.

SOMEBODY, WHAT THE HELL'S GONE WRONG?

I'M WORKING VERY HARD, BILLY!

HOW LONG HAVE WE GOT ON THOSE MINES?

COUPLE OF MINUTES, MAYBE.

WELL... HOLD YOUR BREATH.

[ENGINE CHOKES]

EASE HER UP TO FULL SPEED, BILL!

SHE'S GOING UP!

GOOD GOD.

AAH!

AAH!

POOR DEVILS.

BILL, I...

I WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO BEGIN

TO THANK YOU AND THE LIGHT HORSE.

I HAVE A FEELING THEY'LL BE THANKING YOU.

I KNOW I AM.

♪ THEY ARE SO FEW ♪

♪ THE PRECIOUS MOMENTS OF OUR LIVES ♪

♪ THEY FADE FROM VIEW ♪

♪ AND WHEN THEY DO ♪

♪ WE TRY TO LIVE THEM ANEW ♪

♪ WHICH WOULD THEY BE ♪

♪ THE PRECIOUS MOMENTS

♪ OF OUR LIVES ♪

♪ IF WE COULD SEE ♪

♪ INTO THE PAST ♪

♪ AND MAYBE KEEP TWO OR THREE ♪

♪ THE MOMENTS OF YOUTH ♪

♪ THE MOMENTS OF TRUTH ♪

♪ AND THE MOMENTS OF GIVING ♪

♪ THAT MAKE LIFE WORTH LIVING ♪

♪ THE MOMENTS OF JOY ♪

♪ AND THE MOMENTS OF PAIN ♪

♪ AND THE MOMENTS WE KNOW ♪

♪ WE WILL NOT KNOW AGAIN ♪

♪ YES, THESE ARE THE MOMENTS ♪

♪ WE ALL SHOULD RECALL ♪

♪ MOMENTS AND MEM'RIES ♪

♪ OF DREAMS GREAT AND SMALL ♪

♪ GUESS WE WERE LUCKY ♪

♪ TO KNOW THEM AT ALL ♪

♪ YES, WE WERE LUCKY ♪

♪ TO KNOW THEM AT ALL ♪

♪ THEY'RE THERE TO SHARE ♪

♪ THE PRECIOUS MOMENTS OF OUR LIVES ♪

♪ TREAT THEM WITH CARE ♪

♪ FOR THEY ARE RARE ♪

♪ AND LET'S BE GLAD ♪

♪ THEY ARE THERE... ♪

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