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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,115 --> 00:00:25,784 Who needs Hollywood? 2 00:00:26,951 --> 00:00:29,245 I hear they're really nuts out there. 3 00:00:31,706 --> 00:00:35,543 Give me a town like old New York 4 00:00:35,585 --> 00:00:37,587 With lots of trees 5 00:00:37,670 --> 00:00:39,464 And clean, fresh air 6 00:00:40,715 --> 00:00:42,342 I need a place 7 00:00:42,383 --> 00:00:46,554 Where love is everywhere 8 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:51,267 They say I'm 9 00:00:51,351 --> 00:00:52,560 Crazy 10 00:00:52,644 --> 00:00:55,480 Just a little bit out of whack 11 00:00:56,564 --> 00:01:00,485 'Cause I always like to act my dreams out 12 00:01:00,568 --> 00:01:03,196 They call me a maniac 13 00:01:03,279 --> 00:01:05,782 Well, if I'm crazy 14 00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:08,743 What a wonderful way to be 15 00:01:10,036 --> 00:01:13,414 Imagine all the possibilities 16 00:01:13,498 --> 00:01:16,542 If the whole world was just like me 17 00:01:17,919 --> 00:01:21,589 Crazy, crazy 18 00:01:21,672 --> 00:01:25,134 Everyone thinks I'm crazy 19 00:01:25,176 --> 00:01:29,138 But I've got a feeling deep inside 20 00:01:29,180 --> 00:01:32,975 They'd all like to be just like me 21 00:01:40,733 --> 00:01:42,777 So once in a while 22 00:01:42,818 --> 00:01:44,445 Set yourself free 23 00:01:45,237 --> 00:01:47,782 Who needs reality 24 00:01:54,246 --> 00:01:57,499 A study in imperfection 25 00:01:57,583 --> 00:02:00,920 Bit I'm just trying to find a little affection 26 00:02:02,046 --> 00:02:04,298 Wouldn't you like that too 27 00:02:04,340 --> 00:02:07,134 People say I'm crazy 28 00:02:07,176 --> 00:02:10,638 'Cause I say the first thing on my mind 29 00:02:10,679 --> 00:02:14,600 I guess freedom is a serious crime these days 30 00:02:14,683 --> 00:02:17,519 Well, lock the door and then 31 00:02:17,561 --> 00:02:19,897 Throw away the key 32 00:02:20,981 --> 00:02:25,277 I guess being crazy's best for me 33 00:02:51,011 --> 00:02:53,722 Marvelous salad! Marvelous! 34 00:02:54,806 --> 00:02:57,142 - May I have more, please? - Yes, sir. 35 00:02:57,225 --> 00:03:00,854 - Me, too, please. - And count me in. it is divine. 36 00:03:06,985 --> 00:03:09,571 Tell Sissie everything so far is excellent. 37 00:03:09,654 --> 00:03:13,116 - She'll be real pleased, ma'am. - And I'll have a little more of that. 38 00:03:13,158 --> 00:03:16,953 - A fraction more. One full salad. - Yes, ma'am. 39 00:03:20,832 --> 00:03:22,459 Is it ready? 40 00:03:27,464 --> 00:03:30,633 - Needs a little more oregano. - I put a whole lot in already. 41 00:03:30,633 --> 00:03:32,552 Just a touch more. 42 00:03:35,722 --> 00:03:38,349 Where'd you get this? This isn't my oregano. 43 00:03:38,433 --> 00:03:41,519 - Out of your bag. - That's the waiter's bag. 44 00:03:44,022 --> 00:03:46,983 Four more salads for four very hungry people who are... 45 00:03:47,025 --> 00:03:48,818 What's wrong with you, Mavis? 46 00:03:48,943 --> 00:03:50,987 Harry, what is this? 47 00:03:55,158 --> 00:03:57,118 That's personal. 48 00:03:57,160 --> 00:04:00,997 - What is it? - It ain't oregano. 49 00:04:01,039 --> 00:04:02,832 Oh, my God. 50 00:04:04,250 --> 00:04:06,169 You put this in the veal? 51 00:04:06,252 --> 00:04:08,796 - And the soup. - No! 52 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,673 And the salad. 53 00:04:10,715 --> 00:04:13,676 Lord have mercy! Grass! 54 00:04:14,552 --> 00:04:16,345 My grass. 55 00:04:16,429 --> 00:04:19,474 Jesus! You've cooked half my stash! 56 00:04:23,895 --> 00:04:26,981 Hello. Excuse me, dear. May I talk with you for one minute? 57 00:04:27,064 --> 00:04:28,691 Up your kazoo. 58 00:04:28,733 --> 00:04:31,360 Wait, please. I'm not trying to be a pest. 59 00:04:31,402 --> 00:04:33,738 - I know you're an actress. - Who are you? 60 00:04:33,779 --> 00:04:36,032 My name is Skip Donahue. I'm a playwright. 61 00:04:36,115 --> 00:04:39,535 I saw you do a scene from "Romeo and Juliet" at the Wilson Workshop. 62 00:04:39,577 --> 00:04:43,914 You are wonderful. I'm not just saying that to be kind. 63 00:04:43,956 --> 00:04:46,709 If you don't get out of my way, I'm going to kick you in the nuts. 64 00:04:48,127 --> 00:04:50,337 Kick in the nuts? 65 00:04:50,421 --> 00:04:54,133 You're fantastic, the way you can switch characters like that. 66 00:04:54,216 --> 00:04:57,470 The difference between this and your Juliet is fabulous. 67 00:04:57,553 --> 00:05:01,056 By the way, I know you're not wearing anything underneath that coat. 68 00:05:01,098 --> 00:05:02,391 What? 69 00:05:02,433 --> 00:05:06,103 I also know that you're a shoplifter, part-time. 70 00:05:06,186 --> 00:05:08,355 What are you, some Looney Toon? 71 00:05:08,397 --> 00:05:11,775 No. I'm the store detective here, part-time. 72 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:19,742 Mrs. R.H. was my best customer too. 73 00:05:19,783 --> 00:05:21,744 Well, I was James's best customer. 74 00:05:21,785 --> 00:05:24,830 That's the guy who sold me this African ganji '65! 75 00:05:24,913 --> 00:05:27,332 Do you understand what you've done to me? 76 00:05:27,416 --> 00:05:29,668 My girlfriend Caroline, just for a little of this... 77 00:05:29,793 --> 00:05:32,171 not only was gonna let me have her mind and her body... 78 00:05:32,254 --> 00:05:34,006 but two of her girlfriends. 79 00:05:34,089 --> 00:05:36,884 She'll ruin me when she finds out. I'm finished. 80 00:05:36,925 --> 00:05:38,886 Maybe she'll think it's the wine. 81 00:05:38,969 --> 00:05:42,264 Think it's the wine? There's no wine in the world that... 82 00:05:42,306 --> 00:05:43,974 Smell that. 83 00:05:44,016 --> 00:05:47,352 This is '65 African ganji from the motherland! 84 00:05:47,436 --> 00:05:50,772 Do you understand? It's been soaked in the earth back home! 85 00:05:50,814 --> 00:05:52,274 This is mean! 86 00:05:52,316 --> 00:05:54,693 One joint of this put Southern California... 87 00:05:54,776 --> 00:05:56,945 to sleep back in '65! 88 00:05:57,029 --> 00:05:59,322 Did you know there was a revolution in '65? 89 00:05:59,322 --> 00:06:01,616 We went to sleep and missed it because of this. 90 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:05,454 This is mean. This is bad. And you just spread it over everything. 91 00:06:05,495 --> 00:06:08,707 I hope you had fun, 'cause I ain't gonna have no fun! 92 00:06:08,790 --> 00:06:11,376 I saw you try on that dress and pretend to steal it. 93 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:13,587 You even managed to look guilty, which was terrific... 94 00:06:13,628 --> 00:06:15,589 because you are a wonderful actress. 95 00:06:15,630 --> 00:06:18,717 I also saw you slip into the Junior Miss department, take off the dress... 96 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,719 and throw it in the trash bin. 97 00:06:22,554 --> 00:06:25,599 Let me get this right, shit-head. 98 00:06:28,059 --> 00:06:29,519 You kill me. 99 00:06:29,602 --> 00:06:32,063 You think that I was a terrific Juliet. 100 00:06:32,147 --> 00:06:34,065 - You were. - Thanks. 101 00:06:34,149 --> 00:06:38,695 And you think that I stole a dress and then threw it away! 102 00:06:38,737 --> 00:06:40,071 Right. 103 00:06:40,071 --> 00:06:42,532 And you don't think I have anything on under this coat. 104 00:06:42,574 --> 00:06:44,200 I know you don't. 105 00:06:54,127 --> 00:06:55,837 More wine, sir? 106 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:59,591 - What is this stuff? - It's domestic, '65. Hot, isn't it? 107 00:06:59,674 --> 00:07:01,384 Was that a good year? 108 00:07:01,467 --> 00:07:03,469 - Yes, the best ever. - It's a bitch. 109 00:07:03,511 --> 00:07:05,013 What did you say? 110 00:07:05,096 --> 00:07:06,806 I didn't say nothing. 111 00:07:09,350 --> 00:07:12,770 I'm feeling something very strange. 112 00:07:12,812 --> 00:07:14,355 That's my leg. 113 00:07:17,191 --> 00:07:20,111 That's all right. Hit him again, Harry. 114 00:07:20,153 --> 00:07:22,113 Yes, ma'am. 115 00:07:22,155 --> 00:07:23,948 Hitting you again, Father. 116 00:07:23,990 --> 00:07:27,702 You know, I've never felt like this before. 117 00:07:27,785 --> 00:07:31,539 - Now, I'm... - Horny? 118 00:07:31,622 --> 00:07:33,040 Yes? 119 00:07:33,082 --> 00:07:34,500 Which reminds me. 120 00:07:34,584 --> 00:07:37,503 There's something I've always wanted to ask someone like you. 121 00:07:37,587 --> 00:07:39,463 Do you get much? 122 00:07:39,547 --> 00:07:43,175 Not too often. Just the occasional glass at dinner. 123 00:07:44,343 --> 00:07:46,178 That's not what she meant. 124 00:07:50,266 --> 00:07:52,435 But you haven't got a chance 125 00:07:52,518 --> 00:07:55,438 You can look, bit you can't touch Eat your heart out 126 00:07:55,479 --> 00:07:59,900 You put on something, son They're a double feature, so go on 127 00:07:59,984 --> 00:08:03,279 Now you can eat your heart out 128 00:08:08,534 --> 00:08:11,870 - She's bronze - But she's off the menu 129 00:08:11,954 --> 00:08:15,749 - She's not yours - To have or even hold 130 00:08:15,791 --> 00:08:19,503 - You're lost - You can't believe it, can you 131 00:08:19,545 --> 00:08:23,173 She's bad, but her love's as good as gold 132 00:08:25,801 --> 00:08:27,553 - Harry. - Yes, yes, yes! 133 00:08:27,636 --> 00:08:30,681 The most wonderful thing in my life just happened to me. 134 00:08:30,723 --> 00:08:32,349 Me too. 135 00:08:32,391 --> 00:08:35,644 Her heart is taken And you're just hanging on 136 00:08:35,727 --> 00:08:37,354 She's bad, ain't she? 137 00:08:38,438 --> 00:08:40,274 Cut it out. 138 00:08:40,315 --> 00:08:42,442 I got fired today. 139 00:08:42,526 --> 00:08:45,112 - I got fired too. - What are you talking about? 140 00:08:45,237 --> 00:08:48,574 - I got fired from my job. - You got fired? Today? 141 00:08:48,657 --> 00:08:50,367 - This afternoon? - Yep. 142 00:08:50,450 --> 00:08:53,036 - Between 3:30 and 4:00? - Yeah, about that. 143 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:55,205 What happened? I win a big prize? 144 00:08:56,331 --> 00:08:58,125 - Yeah, baby? - This is fantastic! 145 00:08:58,208 --> 00:09:00,502 Any deaths in the family? We can celebrate them too. 146 00:09:00,585 --> 00:09:03,213 - Don't you know what I'm talking about? - Skip! 147 00:09:03,255 --> 00:09:04,881 - Hiya, Nancy. - Nancy? 148 00:09:04,923 --> 00:09:07,759 - How're you doin', honey? - How're you doin', Nancy? 149 00:09:07,843 --> 00:09:11,054 I'm sitting back there. Nice seeing you, baby. 150 00:09:12,264 --> 00:09:15,058 You don't introduce me to something like that? 151 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:17,727 - She's not for you. - What do you mean? 152 00:09:17,769 --> 00:09:20,063 - Nancy is a fascinating girl. - Yeah. 153 00:09:20,105 --> 00:09:23,817 She may be the single hottest girl on the Eastside... 154 00:09:23,942 --> 00:09:28,154 but when you wake up in the morning, you'll find she's not a serious person. 155 00:09:28,238 --> 00:09:30,240 Neither am I. 156 00:09:30,323 --> 00:09:32,784 Harry, listen to me. 157 00:09:32,826 --> 00:09:37,288 For the first time in our lives, we're free. 158 00:09:37,330 --> 00:09:40,166 Yeah, we're free! Free to walk out in the cold. 159 00:09:40,291 --> 00:09:42,168 To be ridiculed, to starve to death! 160 00:09:42,293 --> 00:09:46,381 I mean we're free to get out of this city! It's driving me fucking... 161 00:09:47,465 --> 00:09:49,968 What are you trying to pull, man? 162 00:09:50,051 --> 00:09:52,804 I gave you $10. What do you think I am, crazy? 163 00:09:52,887 --> 00:09:55,014 It's 8.50 on the clock. 164 00:09:55,098 --> 00:09:57,350 You gave me a buck, not ten. 165 00:09:57,433 --> 00:10:01,437 - Bullshit! I gave you a ten. - Why are you trying to steal from me? 166 00:10:01,521 --> 00:10:03,189 Get lost, Chico! 167 00:10:05,942 --> 00:10:09,862 You see what this city does to people? They need room to breathe. 168 00:10:09,946 --> 00:10:12,490 They need a little love. They need affection. 169 00:10:12,532 --> 00:10:14,492 The little guy needs his money... 170 00:10:14,534 --> 00:10:17,995 and the big guy needs a two-by-four upside his head. 171 00:10:18,037 --> 00:10:23,084 All those two fellas need is someone to talk to them gently, with compassion. 172 00:10:23,126 --> 00:10:24,919 That's all they need. 173 00:10:25,044 --> 00:10:27,130 Are you serious? 174 00:10:27,213 --> 00:10:30,842 You know that I'm serious. That's what I don't like about this city. 175 00:10:30,883 --> 00:10:34,053 - You're a saint. - Why do you make fun of me? 176 00:10:34,178 --> 00:10:36,055 You ought to go to those fellas... 177 00:10:36,138 --> 00:10:38,391 They're gonna understand what you're talking about... 178 00:10:38,474 --> 00:10:40,059 'Cause you convinced me. 179 00:10:40,142 --> 00:10:42,561 You tell them what you told me. 180 00:10:48,484 --> 00:10:50,236 Go on over there. 181 00:10:52,029 --> 00:10:53,781 Skip, what are you... 182 00:10:54,865 --> 00:10:56,367 Don't go over there. 183 00:11:00,079 --> 00:11:01,497 Hi, Donna. 184 00:11:09,672 --> 00:11:10,965 Call me? 185 00:11:11,006 --> 00:11:14,385 Excuse me. Hold on. Hold on one second, fellas. 186 00:11:14,468 --> 00:11:17,471 Listen to me. I know this is a delicate situation... 187 00:11:17,555 --> 00:11:19,765 but let's talk a little sense. 188 00:11:19,848 --> 00:11:22,559 You don't really want to hurt this man, do you? 189 00:11:22,643 --> 00:11:24,436 No, not at all. 190 00:11:24,478 --> 00:11:27,356 Do you want more than what's coming to you? 191 00:11:27,439 --> 00:11:31,110 - No, that's all right. - Then we're halfway home. 192 00:11:31,235 --> 00:11:34,571 - Can't we work this out? - It's okay with me. 193 00:11:36,490 --> 00:11:39,243 By the way, sir, what is your name? 194 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:42,412 Alex. 195 00:11:44,665 --> 00:11:47,501 - And you, sir? - My name is Chico. 196 00:11:49,336 --> 00:11:51,463 Alex, may I present Chico. 197 00:11:51,588 --> 00:11:55,300 - Chico, this is Alex. - How do you do? 198 00:12:00,013 --> 00:12:02,432 Wallet. 199 00:12:09,398 --> 00:12:10,857 Thanks. 200 00:12:10,982 --> 00:12:14,569 - Does this include the tip? - Yes. And keep the other dollar. 201 00:12:14,653 --> 00:12:16,321 Thanks, man. Thanks a lot. 202 00:12:16,363 --> 00:12:20,242 I'm going to leave you alone because you seem to have a nice friendship starting. 203 00:12:21,368 --> 00:12:23,286 - Have a nice evening. - Thank you. 204 00:12:23,370 --> 00:12:26,540 - So long, fellas. - Take care. 205 00:12:40,470 --> 00:12:43,181 - Well? - What if you got hurt? 206 00:12:43,223 --> 00:12:45,100 Did you think about that? 207 00:12:45,183 --> 00:12:48,103 Do you see what can be accomplished if you can get people... 208 00:12:48,186 --> 00:12:51,439 to make real contact with each other? 209 00:12:51,523 --> 00:12:53,483 The little man there had the contact. 210 00:12:53,566 --> 00:12:56,402 It might've been something you said, 'cause he got his point across. 211 00:12:56,444 --> 00:13:00,114 I don't like it here anymore. I want to get out. 212 00:13:00,198 --> 00:13:02,909 Let's go where there's some sunshine... 213 00:13:02,992 --> 00:13:05,203 Where there's human feelings between people... 214 00:13:05,286 --> 00:13:08,623 where there's tenderness and kindness, where the noise level is not so loud. 215 00:13:08,706 --> 00:13:12,210 You want to leave New York? Broadway? 216 00:13:12,293 --> 00:13:15,296 - You love New York and Broadway? - I got a call-back on a Neil Simon play. 217 00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:18,466 I'm an actor, and I'm going to stay in New York. That's right. 218 00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:22,220 You made $35 last year as an actor. 219 00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:27,975 - How much you make as a playwright? - I made nothing as a playwright! 220 00:13:28,059 --> 00:13:31,104 That's why I want to get out of this place. Let's go someplace. 221 00:13:31,145 --> 00:13:33,106 We can head out west. 222 00:13:33,147 --> 00:13:36,776 We could grab odd jobs along the way, build up a wonderful nest egg... 223 00:13:36,818 --> 00:13:38,444 then head for Hollywood. 224 00:13:38,528 --> 00:13:42,156 That's the place for you and me. Picture it. 225 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,450 Harry and Skip in the Sunbelt. 226 00:13:44,492 --> 00:13:46,494 Out there in the Sunbelt... 227 00:13:46,577 --> 00:13:49,288 you just smile and they pour money on you. 228 00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:50,998 And the women. 229 00:13:51,082 --> 00:13:53,376 Oh, God, the women. 230 00:13:53,459 --> 00:13:56,379 Natural, robust... 231 00:13:56,462 --> 00:14:00,216 open, carefree, uninhibited... 232 00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:01,801 healthy. 233 00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:03,469 Talk some more. 234 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,640 - You can talk shit, man. - Just picture this. 235 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:10,684 You and me, and two girls... 236 00:14:10,768 --> 00:14:12,603 Romping through the desert... 237 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,522 Splashing into the ocean. 238 00:14:14,605 --> 00:14:16,482 And the moonlight is out. 239 00:14:16,524 --> 00:14:19,235 We just catch a glimpse of their bodies... 240 00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:21,320 When the moonlight hits their breasts. 241 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:24,490 We watch those breasts bounce gently to and fro... 242 00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:26,033 In the sand? 243 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:29,495 After the water, we go in the sand, but we'll have a blanket. 244 00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:32,623 - You're serious. - That's what I'm trying to tell you. 245 00:14:32,665 --> 00:14:36,126 - Let's go! California, here I come! - Got money for gas? 246 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,304 What's the matter? 247 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,935 - A hundred and fifty? - A hundred and fifty bucks? 248 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:37,479 That's going to put a hell of a debt in our bankroll. 249 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:40,732 Don't worry. Jobs shouldn't be hard to find here. 250 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:43,526 I think this is a little bit too much. 251 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,446 I have a good feeling about this town. 252 00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:49,658 I think this is going to be our lucky town. 253 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,659 Give me the five back, please. 254 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,330 Merry Christmas. 255 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:41,918 - How'd you do on the job front? - I drew a blank, man. 256 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,629 I have one possibility. 257 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:47,131 It's nothing ideal, but it's a start. 258 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:50,134 I have something very important to tell you. 259 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,387 I love this place! 260 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,097 I'm thrilled here! 261 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:58,142 I'm telling you I'm... I'm thrilled. 262 00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:01,437 - I'm thrilled for you. - You can almost taste the atmosphere. 263 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,273 You know what this is going to do for my writing? 264 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,318 See those two guys? 265 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:10,613 You can see the history of the Sunbelt written across their faces. 266 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:15,075 - Those guys'll bring your hat to you. - Don't worry. Excuse me for a minute. 267 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:19,079 I'd love to talk with those fellas. I want to capture some of their rhythms. 268 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:22,416 - It won't take you long to do that. - I'll be right back. 269 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,460 Jesus Christ. Goddamn. Skip! 270 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,009 Hiya, fellas. 271 00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:33,677 Hello. 272 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:37,014 How are ya? I'm Skip Donahue. 273 00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:38,932 I'm from back east. 274 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,101 Me and my buddy just drove... 275 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,604 My buddy and I just rolled into town. 276 00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:47,691 We were wondering, what is the job situation like around here? 277 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:51,528 That surprised me. Mind if I try it? 278 00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:26,063 Excuse me, gentlemen. I just want to speak to my friend. 279 00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,898 - Man! - Speak about what? 280 00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:30,942 Socializing can be hazardous to your health with these people. 281 00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:34,404 - Those are nice guys. - Yeah, when they take your head off. 282 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:37,532 - Tell me about the job opportunity. - It's in banking. 283 00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:40,827 We don't know a thing about banking. 284 00:18:40,952 --> 00:18:42,829 We don't have to know anything about banking. 285 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:46,416 I've sold the manager on a new promotion idea. 286 00:18:46,499 --> 00:18:50,086 Oh, you'll save money knock on wood 287 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:53,673 When you do what a good woodpecker should 288 00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:56,718 Save for a horse or a brand-new ranch 289 00:18:56,801 --> 00:18:59,888 When you flock to the Glenboro Savings branch 290 00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:04,267 You can feather your nest with frills 291 00:19:04,392 --> 00:19:07,771 Fill your garage with Coup de Villes 292 00:19:07,854 --> 00:19:11,232 Just relax if you have a big bill 293 00:19:11,274 --> 00:19:14,068 Are you really a woodpecker? 294 00:19:14,110 --> 00:19:17,530 I'm just a man pretending to be a woodpecker. 295 00:19:17,655 --> 00:19:19,365 That's a real woodpecker. 296 00:19:21,284 --> 00:19:24,829 What you can do Be a smart bird too 297 00:19:25,955 --> 00:19:28,291 You little pecker, you 298 00:19:33,963 --> 00:19:35,757 You gotta admit... 299 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,801 for an interim gig, this really wasn't bad. 300 00:20:15,296 --> 00:20:17,047 Down on the floor! 301 00:20:45,159 --> 00:20:48,412 Everybody stay where they are, and nobody gets hurt. 302 00:21:23,405 --> 00:21:26,033 - Looks like trouble. - I wonder what happened. 303 00:21:26,116 --> 00:21:29,244 - Let's not find out. - It might be something important. 304 00:21:40,213 --> 00:21:43,049 Would you mind stepping downtown and looking at some mug shots? 305 00:21:43,175 --> 00:21:45,051 Maybe you can identify those guys. 306 00:21:48,013 --> 00:21:50,098 There they are! The New Yorkers! 307 00:21:50,181 --> 00:21:52,851 - Is there anything we can do to help? - Is that your van? 308 00:21:54,603 --> 00:21:56,771 - What the hell's wrong? No, sir. - Yes, sir. 309 00:21:56,855 --> 00:21:59,441 - It doesn't look familiar. - What are you doing? 310 00:21:59,566 --> 00:22:02,652 I can't believe it. This is my first frisk. 311 00:22:03,737 --> 00:22:07,824 - I hope you're enjoying this. Listen. - What are you doing? 312 00:22:09,951 --> 00:22:12,120 Romping through the desert, all right. 313 00:22:12,203 --> 00:22:14,122 But I don't see no naked women. 314 00:22:14,205 --> 00:22:16,624 I should have my head overhauled for listening to you. 315 00:22:16,708 --> 00:22:19,085 My grandmother was right. Cow shit for brains. 316 00:22:19,127 --> 00:22:20,670 - Me? - No, me! 317 00:22:27,468 --> 00:22:29,887 - What are you doing? - I'm gettin' bad. 318 00:22:29,971 --> 00:22:33,891 Better get bad, 'cause if you ain't bad, you're gonna get fucked. 319 00:22:33,933 --> 00:22:36,269 You bad, they don't mess with ya. 320 00:22:38,271 --> 00:22:40,023 Hey, home, get down! 321 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,944 You a little too bad. 322 00:22:47,447 --> 00:22:50,867 - Do some of these. Right on. - Yeah! 323 00:22:50,950 --> 00:22:52,952 All right. Here we go. 324 00:23:03,254 --> 00:23:05,214 That's right. That's right, we bad. 325 00:23:07,883 --> 00:23:10,011 We don't want no shit, either. 326 00:23:10,094 --> 00:23:12,388 - That's right. - Darn right. 327 00:23:12,471 --> 00:23:15,683 We don't want no shit. You understand? 328 00:23:15,766 --> 00:23:18,352 We don't take too much shit. 329 00:23:18,436 --> 00:23:21,063 They love us. We don't take shit. 330 00:23:21,147 --> 00:23:22,857 Damn right. 331 00:23:22,940 --> 00:23:25,401 - That's right. Say "no shit." - No shit. 332 00:23:25,484 --> 00:23:27,778 That's right. No shit. 333 00:23:27,820 --> 00:23:30,447 - Try it again. - We don't take no shit. 334 00:23:30,531 --> 00:23:32,533 - No shit. - No shit for me. 335 00:23:33,784 --> 00:23:36,871 - We ain't shittin'. - You better believe it, baby. 336 00:24:10,237 --> 00:24:12,197 What the hell's wrong with him? 337 00:24:17,661 --> 00:24:19,121 Oh, shit. 338 00:24:21,290 --> 00:24:23,250 Come on, man. 339 00:24:38,473 --> 00:24:41,017 Carry me back to ol' Virginny. Lord! 340 00:24:41,101 --> 00:24:42,853 Did you get it? 341 00:24:47,774 --> 00:24:49,526 There it is... 342 00:24:49,609 --> 00:24:53,113 Right on the end of your nose. 343 00:25:17,470 --> 00:25:18,888 Sinsemilla! 344 00:25:39,284 --> 00:25:42,328 - Give me a light. - He wants a light. 345 00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:49,669 Right on. 346 00:25:49,711 --> 00:25:51,462 Man wants a light. 347 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:54,382 A light. 348 00:25:58,511 --> 00:26:00,346 Why? 349 00:26:09,522 --> 00:26:11,232 Oh, shit! 350 00:26:17,613 --> 00:26:19,532 Short-ass son of a bitch, ain't ya? 351 00:26:19,615 --> 00:26:23,411 I'm a short son of a bitch. 352 00:26:23,494 --> 00:26:26,706 My father was a short son of a bitch too. 353 00:26:26,789 --> 00:26:29,458 My mother was shorter than him... 354 00:26:29,542 --> 00:26:32,795 And my brother was real short and we couldn't even see him. 355 00:26:32,878 --> 00:26:34,964 He was a short son of a bitch. 356 00:26:35,047 --> 00:26:37,842 - What's your charge? - I'm innocent. 357 00:26:37,925 --> 00:26:40,344 - Ain't we all? - Bank robbery. 358 00:26:44,848 --> 00:26:47,017 You can kiss the baby. 359 00:26:49,979 --> 00:26:51,897 "Kiss the baby"? 360 00:26:51,981 --> 00:26:53,983 What baby is that, sir? 361 00:26:54,066 --> 00:26:55,985 Ask your lawyer. 362 00:27:00,531 --> 00:27:03,867 - I'm Slowpoke. - Hi, Slowpoke. This is Harry. 363 00:27:03,992 --> 00:27:06,537 This state gives the longest sentences in the country for everything... 364 00:27:06,620 --> 00:27:08,539 especially for bank robbery, but it's misleading. 365 00:27:08,622 --> 00:27:10,791 So don't wet your pants, 'cause they also have... 366 00:27:10,874 --> 00:27:12,960 the most liberal good time program in the country. 367 00:27:13,043 --> 00:27:14,962 If the bottom should drop out from under you innocent bad-asses... 368 00:27:15,045 --> 00:27:16,839 that's one bright spot to look forward to. 369 00:27:23,095 --> 00:27:26,974 - What is he talking about? - Do you know what he said? 370 00:27:27,057 --> 00:27:30,143 - The bottom falls... - Should the bottom fall out? 371 00:27:30,227 --> 00:27:34,773 "This filthy roach-ridden reality... 372 00:27:34,815 --> 00:27:37,359 is inspiring..." 373 00:27:37,442 --> 00:27:41,405 What did that second policeman say to you when he grabbed you by the throat? 374 00:27:41,488 --> 00:27:45,742 - Man, I don't fucking believe you. - "Man, I don't fucking believe you-" 375 00:27:45,826 --> 00:27:47,911 - Fabulous! - You don't get it, do you? 376 00:27:47,994 --> 00:27:50,705 You think this is the Count of Monte Cristo? 377 00:27:50,831 --> 00:27:54,501 We're in trouble. This is the real deal. We're in deep shit. 378 00:27:54,543 --> 00:27:56,878 You and I are innocent. 379 00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:00,006 You know that, I know that, and somewhere outside... 380 00:28:00,090 --> 00:28:03,218 The two guys who really pulled that bank job know it too. 381 00:28:03,301 --> 00:28:05,220 But the cops don't know it! 382 00:28:05,303 --> 00:28:07,681 Donahue! Monroe! 383 00:28:07,764 --> 00:28:10,392 I am entitled to a private interview. 384 00:28:10,475 --> 00:28:12,227 Forget it. 385 00:28:16,856 --> 00:28:19,776 - Hello, sir. Are you here for us? - I believe so. 386 00:28:19,859 --> 00:28:23,446 I'm Skip Donahue. This is my buddy Harry Monroe. 387 00:28:23,530 --> 00:28:25,907 I'm Len Garber, your court-appointed lawyer. 388 00:28:25,990 --> 00:28:28,910 - What a pleasure it is to see you. - Do me a favor. 389 00:28:28,993 --> 00:28:30,912 Call this number for me. It's my girlfriend, Cindy Laurence. 390 00:28:30,995 --> 00:28:33,456 - They won't let me make a phone call. - This is very important to him. 391 00:28:33,581 --> 00:28:35,458 - Of course I will. - Tell her we're at our cousin's. 392 00:28:35,583 --> 00:28:38,294 - There's been a huge misunderstanding. - A huge misunderstanding. 393 00:28:38,378 --> 00:28:41,839 I am more or less familiar with the case. 394 00:28:41,923 --> 00:28:43,841 You know that we're so innocent? 395 00:28:43,925 --> 00:28:47,470 Isn't there some lightning stroke you can use to cut through this garbage? 396 00:28:47,553 --> 00:28:50,640 This isn't funny anymore. Do they know I hate confinement? 397 00:28:50,723 --> 00:28:53,101 All I can do is shower them with motions... 398 00:28:53,142 --> 00:28:55,269 and try to keep the prosecution off-balance. 399 00:28:55,311 --> 00:28:57,897 - I've already filed two. - You've only filed two motions? 400 00:28:58,022 --> 00:29:01,317 - How about a dozen on me? - We're dealing with robbery and assault. 401 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,445 In this part of the country you might as well have set fire to the Pentagon. 402 00:29:06,072 --> 00:29:07,824 Will the defendants rise. 403 00:29:10,284 --> 00:29:13,913 Considering all the facts and arguments presented by both counsel... 404 00:29:13,955 --> 00:29:16,499 and after careful deliberation... 405 00:29:16,582 --> 00:29:19,919 I find the defendants guilty as charged. 406 00:29:19,961 --> 00:29:24,090 Do you wish to waive the right to a presentence hearing? 407 00:29:24,131 --> 00:29:25,633 - No. - Yes, Your Honor. 408 00:29:25,675 --> 00:29:29,261 Taking into account the severe and ruthless nature of this crime... 409 00:29:29,303 --> 00:29:32,181 and the bleak prospects for your rehabilitation... 410 00:29:32,264 --> 00:29:36,477 I hereby sentence you to serve 125 years... 411 00:29:36,519 --> 00:29:40,481 in the custody of the commissioner of the Department of Corrections. 412 00:29:43,609 --> 00:29:45,986 Wait! No, no, no! Wait! 413 00:29:46,070 --> 00:29:47,530 No. Sit, sit, sit! 414 00:29:47,613 --> 00:29:49,281 We didn't do it! 415 00:29:49,365 --> 00:29:51,492 - There's a misunderstanding. - That's right. 416 00:29:51,575 --> 00:29:53,202 We didn't do it. 417 00:29:53,285 --> 00:29:56,497 - Our lawyer told us to come up... - I know I didn't. 418 00:29:56,580 --> 00:29:59,541 He's joking. He means we didn't do it. 419 00:29:59,625 --> 00:30:02,503 - We didn't do it. - Have you got the right case? 420 00:30:02,544 --> 00:30:04,922 This is Monroe and Donahue. 421 00:30:05,005 --> 00:30:08,342 Harry Monroe. 422 00:30:08,425 --> 00:30:10,052 Look under there. 423 00:30:10,135 --> 00:30:12,805 Black, tall. Black man. 424 00:30:12,888 --> 00:30:17,184 - How much does that mean in actual time? - Thirty years, tops. 425 00:30:17,267 --> 00:30:19,311 I'm gonna be a dead old man. 426 00:30:19,436 --> 00:30:22,898 I don't wanna do 125... I don't wanna do one. 427 00:30:22,981 --> 00:30:26,401 I don't even want to do a hundred. I can't. 428 00:30:26,485 --> 00:30:28,654 I'm gonna kill this mother... 429 00:30:30,822 --> 00:30:33,367 I am fighting mad about what happened in there. 430 00:30:33,450 --> 00:30:36,787 It's not the end of the world. What do you think our next move should be? 431 00:30:36,870 --> 00:30:40,791 - I'll get the appeal going. - 125 years! 432 00:30:40,916 --> 00:30:43,668 - Stop it! It's only 30 years. - Oh, God! 433 00:30:43,752 --> 00:30:46,671 Can you get your staff to press a little harder? 434 00:30:46,755 --> 00:30:49,257 Like track down those guys who really pulled it off? 435 00:30:49,341 --> 00:30:51,301 It's only a one-man show. 436 00:30:51,343 --> 00:30:53,845 But I have a cousin visiting from Massachusetts. 437 00:30:53,929 --> 00:30:56,389 She's a terrific social worker, could be helpful. 438 00:30:56,473 --> 00:30:59,559 125 years! I won't be able to have grandchildren! 439 00:31:30,215 --> 00:31:31,925 Thanks. 440 00:31:45,396 --> 00:31:47,565 It's chilling. It's frighteningly real. 441 00:31:47,649 --> 00:31:49,734 It's almost surrealistic. Cold... 442 00:31:49,817 --> 00:31:53,655 Will you shut up, at least till we get out of this mess you got us into. 443 00:31:54,572 --> 00:31:57,617 Let's go. No slow buckin'! 444 00:31:57,658 --> 00:32:00,661 - Sir, how come... - Shut up, asshole, and move out. 445 00:32:07,919 --> 00:32:09,545 This is ridiculous. 446 00:32:09,587 --> 00:32:13,174 This is from the Middle Ages. How do they expect you to move anywhere? 447 00:32:13,216 --> 00:32:16,260 I'll bet you this whole thing is illegal too. 448 00:32:16,344 --> 00:32:19,347 - Excuse me, sir. - Keep movin', turkey. 449 00:32:20,932 --> 00:32:22,350 Get up! 450 00:32:24,268 --> 00:32:27,229 You're gonna have to learn the hard way, fella. 451 00:32:29,065 --> 00:32:32,151 I was right. This is illegal, and he knows it too. 452 00:32:32,234 --> 00:32:35,529 Jesus! The man ain't never gonna learn! 453 00:32:35,571 --> 00:32:38,365 Maybe after they whup him upside the head a few times. 454 00:32:38,407 --> 00:32:41,452 - Just get into the flow of it. - I'm trying. 455 00:32:41,535 --> 00:32:44,580 - Don't fight. - I'm not fighting. It's fighting me. 456 00:32:44,663 --> 00:32:46,624 What you up for, sweet pants? 457 00:32:46,707 --> 00:32:49,627 We're innocent, man! I swear we are! 458 00:32:49,710 --> 00:32:51,962 My name ain't no goddamn "sweet pants-" 459 00:32:53,297 --> 00:32:55,466 Holy shit! 460 00:32:57,551 --> 00:33:00,471 I think I have the swing of it now. This is much better. 461 00:33:00,554 --> 00:33:01,764 - Thanks. - Sure. 462 00:33:01,847 --> 00:33:03,932 - My name is Skip Donahue. - Jesus Ramirez. 463 00:33:04,016 --> 00:33:06,644 Nice to meet you. What brings you here? 464 00:33:06,727 --> 00:33:10,522 I've been here seven years, seven years away from my beautiful Teresa. 465 00:33:10,606 --> 00:33:13,984 Today I was in court, an appeal hearing. Lost again. 466 00:33:14,068 --> 00:33:17,946 They accuse me of robbing several banks. But no way! I was drunk and all. 467 00:33:18,030 --> 00:33:21,408 I'm positive I only robbed one bank. How about you? 468 00:33:21,492 --> 00:33:24,786 My friend and I were doing this song and dance act... 469 00:33:24,870 --> 00:33:27,498 Must've been pretty bad. 470 00:33:34,671 --> 00:33:38,133 Excuse me, Major. I'm not very good at these written tests. 471 00:33:38,216 --> 00:33:42,012 I think you get much more of my original flavor in oral... 472 00:33:43,764 --> 00:33:48,310 You know, I'm just about to lose my patience with you. 473 00:33:48,393 --> 00:33:50,645 I was trying to explain... 474 00:33:50,687 --> 00:33:52,314 Keep writing, shit-face. 475 00:33:56,943 --> 00:33:59,154 Two pears, three apples... 476 00:33:59,237 --> 00:34:00,822 Listen to me. 477 00:34:00,906 --> 00:34:04,743 A kid tried that once at Camp Minnekanie in Vermont. 478 00:34:04,784 --> 00:34:09,039 I hit him so hard that his braces ripped the whole upper part of his lip. 479 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,375 His mother had to come get him in the middle of the season. 480 00:34:31,352 --> 00:34:34,105 - What do they put in those dollhouses? - What do you think? 481 00:34:34,147 --> 00:34:37,901 - Us? - Yes! You got it on the first try. 482 00:34:37,942 --> 00:34:39,736 - Harry? - What? 483 00:34:40,945 --> 00:34:44,282 - We're in prison. - Welcome to the real world. 484 00:34:44,365 --> 00:34:47,160 Not a minute too soon, I might add. 485 00:34:47,285 --> 00:34:48,912 Brace up. Be strong. 486 00:35:11,893 --> 00:35:14,854 - What? - I don't think I'm going to make it. 487 00:35:17,023 --> 00:35:20,985 Hang on, man. Don't mess up. Just think about our appeal. 488 00:35:22,653 --> 00:35:24,322 Skip, please. 489 00:35:38,169 --> 00:35:40,212 Excuse me, sir. Could I... 490 00:35:40,296 --> 00:35:42,965 Wait a minute. I'm not a troublemaker. 491 00:35:56,020 --> 00:35:59,064 No more hitting. Did you hear what I just said? 492 00:35:59,148 --> 00:36:02,443 No more hitting. Turn around. You want to stay late tonight? 493 00:36:02,526 --> 00:36:05,362 I said turn around! Let's get outta here! 494 00:36:05,404 --> 00:36:08,032 Come on, Silver! I'm freaking. 495 00:36:08,073 --> 00:36:10,659 Giddyap! So long, suckers! 496 00:36:12,286 --> 00:36:14,872 He thinks he's a horse. Help me! 497 00:36:14,955 --> 00:36:18,125 Don't hit him! Please, he's sick. 498 00:36:18,208 --> 00:36:21,503 He's having a fit. He don't have his fit pills. 499 00:36:21,545 --> 00:36:24,590 He's got 'em, honest. Vietnam. Please don't hit him. 500 00:36:24,673 --> 00:36:26,633 Help me, Harry! 501 00:36:30,471 --> 00:36:32,014 Oh, shit. 502 00:36:39,313 --> 00:36:41,732 It's okay. 503 00:36:41,773 --> 00:36:43,817 You did it. 504 00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:45,819 - He's okay now. - I'm okay. 505 00:36:45,902 --> 00:36:47,613 It's out of my system. 506 00:36:47,654 --> 00:36:49,281 - You okay? - Yes. 507 00:36:49,364 --> 00:36:51,325 - He's okay. - I'm 100 percent. 508 00:36:51,408 --> 00:36:54,411 Please, okay? Just this once. It's okay. 509 00:36:54,453 --> 00:36:56,246 Pretend it's okay. 510 00:36:57,956 --> 00:37:00,208 - He's okay. See? - Yeah, we're okay. 511 00:37:00,292 --> 00:37:02,127 - Works okay? - Yeah. 512 00:37:02,127 --> 00:37:04,171 - He's okay. - Nothing but tops. 513 00:37:07,257 --> 00:37:08,884 For God's sakes. 514 00:37:08,967 --> 00:37:11,678 You're gonna get us in trouble. It's all right. 515 00:37:11,761 --> 00:37:13,680 I can't take it! 516 00:37:13,763 --> 00:37:16,391 - Mama! - Come here. 517 00:37:16,433 --> 00:37:19,686 Take your pill. Three seconds, you'll see, it's over. 518 00:37:19,769 --> 00:37:22,856 1001, 1002, 1003. 519 00:37:22,939 --> 00:37:25,400 Finished! 520 00:37:26,526 --> 00:37:29,237 - Hup, hup two! - What did I tell you? 521 00:37:29,321 --> 00:37:32,240 Let's go back in line. Here we go. 522 00:37:32,323 --> 00:37:34,284 Thanks very much. 523 00:37:34,367 --> 00:37:37,120 - Here we go. What's next? - This way. 524 00:37:37,162 --> 00:37:38,788 All right. 525 00:37:44,752 --> 00:37:46,796 - Yes? - I'd like some spare ribs... 526 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:50,550 French fries and a big, juicy cheeseburger with a chocolate malt. 527 00:37:53,052 --> 00:37:54,262 Thanks. 528 00:37:54,345 --> 00:37:57,599 I can get you some of those things, especially the cheeseburger. 529 00:37:57,724 --> 00:38:00,602 I don't want you to get me no cheeseburger. 530 00:38:02,103 --> 00:38:04,564 - I'll wash your socks. - I don't want you washing my socks. 531 00:38:04,647 --> 00:38:07,608 Leave my socks alone. Stay out of my face. 532 00:38:15,324 --> 00:38:16,868 These are delicious. 533 00:38:16,951 --> 00:38:20,246 Aren't you amazed at the quality of these vegetables, in a prison? 534 00:38:22,331 --> 00:38:25,543 I'm amazed at what's crawling around in our soup. 535 00:38:25,626 --> 00:38:28,754 - What are you talking about? - Little creatures. 536 00:38:28,838 --> 00:38:30,715 - Where? - There. 537 00:39:03,956 --> 00:39:07,334 What's the story with him? Why does he get a separate table? 538 00:39:07,376 --> 00:39:08,878 That's Grossberger... 539 00:39:09,003 --> 00:39:12,506 the biggest mass murderer in the history of the Southwest. 540 00:39:12,590 --> 00:39:15,384 My dear, he killed his entire family... 541 00:39:15,467 --> 00:39:18,012 and all his relatives in one weekend. 542 00:39:18,137 --> 00:39:21,557 Then he killed two more people that reminded him of his family. 543 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,392 Is he here for rehabilitation? 544 00:39:23,475 --> 00:39:26,395 He threw the chaplain through a wall over at the library... 545 00:39:26,478 --> 00:39:28,355 burned the furniture factory to the ground. 546 00:39:28,397 --> 00:39:30,441 He hasn't killed anyone here yet. 547 00:39:30,524 --> 00:39:33,318 I wouldn't sit with him, and I killed my stepdaddy. 548 00:39:35,571 --> 00:39:38,490 I wonder what triggered all that violence. 549 00:39:39,658 --> 00:39:41,451 He seems so gentle. 550 00:40:02,013 --> 00:40:03,682 I see what it is. 551 00:40:03,724 --> 00:40:06,518 Nobody has ever just sat down... 552 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,229 and honestly talked with that man. 553 00:40:13,441 --> 00:40:15,026 Poor kid. 554 00:40:16,486 --> 00:40:19,364 The man is not ready for an interview. 555 00:40:41,094 --> 00:40:44,097 I'll wait till after he's had a little nap. 556 00:40:46,057 --> 00:40:49,519 Do you mind? Why did you kill your stepfather anyway? 557 00:40:49,602 --> 00:40:52,105 Criticizing my new fur jacket... 558 00:40:53,314 --> 00:40:56,025 and slapping my hand. 559 00:41:07,370 --> 00:41:08,997 All right. Come on! 560 00:41:26,347 --> 00:41:28,182 Get his shoulder down! 561 00:41:31,435 --> 00:41:35,064 - What do you want to do with him, Jack? - How late was he? 562 00:41:35,106 --> 00:41:36,524 A week. 563 00:41:37,692 --> 00:41:39,986 Snort up all that nice blow... 564 00:41:40,069 --> 00:41:42,905 and then you forget about payin'? 565 00:41:42,989 --> 00:41:45,032 Teach him to be punctual. 566 00:42:04,426 --> 00:42:07,346 - What the hell was that all about? - That's Jack Graham. 567 00:42:07,429 --> 00:42:10,057 You don't mess with him. He's one mean hombre. 568 00:42:10,140 --> 00:42:13,185 - A guard can yank you out like that? - He's no guard. 569 00:42:13,269 --> 00:42:16,522 He's an inmate, like you and me, only he runs the cell block. 570 00:42:16,605 --> 00:42:20,192 Dope, whiskey, even a woman. He can get you anything you want. 571 00:42:20,234 --> 00:42:22,987 And he can get you killed. 572 00:42:23,070 --> 00:42:25,072 I don't want anything from him. 573 00:42:27,700 --> 00:42:29,076 That's Blade. 574 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:33,497 He runs the Third World side of cell block two. 575 00:42:33,580 --> 00:42:37,876 Till Grossberger came along, he held the ax murder record in the Southwest. 576 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,420 It's tough to stay at the top. 577 00:42:40,504 --> 00:42:43,423 He's the one I'm gonna get you the cheeseburger from. 578 00:42:43,465 --> 00:42:47,261 - How you like it, medium? - No, I don't want no cheeseburger. 579 00:42:47,302 --> 00:42:50,097 - I'm trying to keep my weight down. - Don't worry. 580 00:42:50,138 --> 00:42:52,599 - Getting a little pudge. - I'll protect you. 581 00:42:52,683 --> 00:42:55,727 - For some reason, I make him uneasy. - I wonder why. 582 00:42:59,231 --> 00:43:02,734 I'm going. Skip, my friend. Excuse me, would you? 583 00:43:02,776 --> 00:43:04,736 - I'll come with you. - Oh, shit. 584 00:43:08,156 --> 00:43:09,950 I'm a little nervous. 585 00:43:11,118 --> 00:43:13,453 Did you sleep any better last night? 586 00:43:13,537 --> 00:43:16,957 I got a couple winks between nightmares. The walls keep closing in on me. 587 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,042 I've got it on the list. 588 00:43:19,126 --> 00:43:21,503 Roomier cells, soap dish, toilet seats... 589 00:43:21,545 --> 00:43:23,129 What are you talking about? 590 00:43:28,260 --> 00:43:29,761 That's ridiculous. 591 00:43:29,844 --> 00:43:33,598 - Put that on your list! - I'm going to. Unnecessary violence. 592 00:43:33,723 --> 00:43:36,768 - Did you see what they did to that guy? - You two, inside. 593 00:43:45,068 --> 00:43:48,988 Inmates 65984.-. 594 00:43:49,072 --> 00:43:52,534 And 65985. 595 00:43:52,575 --> 00:43:54,077 The New Yorkers. 596 00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:57,539 How do you do, sir? Very nice to meet you. 597 00:43:57,580 --> 00:44:00,959 Harry and I would like... I think I can speak for Harry. 598 00:44:04,712 --> 00:44:06,297 Harry's a little nervous. 599 00:44:06,381 --> 00:44:08,800 And I am a little bit too... 600 00:44:08,883 --> 00:44:12,095 because this is a very different way of life from anything we're used to. 601 00:44:12,178 --> 00:44:15,181 We would like to touch base with you on one or two ideas... 602 00:44:15,264 --> 00:44:18,601 that we think would make life a lot easier for all of us. 603 00:44:18,643 --> 00:44:20,603 Do we have to listen to this? 604 00:44:21,771 --> 00:44:24,440 Were you in the middle of something? 605 00:44:24,524 --> 00:44:27,652 No. Mr. Wilson just doesn't feel the same need... 606 00:44:27,735 --> 00:44:30,613 to be hospitable to our out-of-town guests as I do. 607 00:44:30,738 --> 00:44:32,281 Get on the bull. 608 00:44:33,449 --> 00:44:36,077 - "Get on the bull"? - Get on the bull! 609 00:44:40,414 --> 00:44:42,375 Is that what that is? 610 00:44:42,458 --> 00:44:45,920 I didn't know. Is that a recreational activity? 611 00:44:46,045 --> 00:44:47,922 I was hoping for volleyball or tennis. 612 00:44:48,047 --> 00:44:52,176 We have an annual prison rodeo. We're awfully proud of it. 613 00:44:52,259 --> 00:44:56,722 We like to run you new fellas through this little test... 614 00:44:56,806 --> 00:44:59,433 just to see if you have any aptitude for it. 615 00:44:59,517 --> 00:45:01,394 Sure. Fine with me. 616 00:45:01,477 --> 00:45:04,730 Make sure we haven't overlooked some big rodeo star. 617 00:45:04,814 --> 00:45:07,149 - You won't be needing me, right? - You wanna shut up? 618 00:45:08,818 --> 00:45:10,486 Let her rip. 619 00:45:10,569 --> 00:45:12,530 You're on backwards. 620 00:45:20,496 --> 00:45:22,206 Over the rig. 621 00:45:23,999 --> 00:45:28,128 I thought you meant the other way. I was looking for the horns to come out. 622 00:45:30,673 --> 00:45:32,883 - Ready, Mr. Wilson? - Ready. 623 00:45:32,966 --> 00:45:34,677 Proceed. 624 00:45:42,392 --> 00:45:44,311 You gotta try this. 625 00:45:44,394 --> 00:45:48,524 It's fun. It's like the merry-go-round at Coney Island. 626 00:45:48,565 --> 00:45:50,359 Try two level. 627 00:45:58,408 --> 00:46:02,663 Where's the part where I go "hee-haw"? 628 00:46:02,746 --> 00:46:04,247 Go to three. 629 00:46:10,379 --> 00:46:12,172 This is fun. 630 00:46:29,272 --> 00:46:31,525 Look, Ma, I'm dancin'. 631 00:46:49,084 --> 00:46:50,543 Ride it, Skip! 632 00:47:03,264 --> 00:47:05,225 Ride that son of a bitch! 633 00:47:34,670 --> 00:47:36,547 All right. 634 00:47:44,263 --> 00:47:48,351 - Is it all right if I get off now? - Yes, you can get off now. 635 00:47:52,021 --> 00:47:57,026 You two fellas can go on back to your cells. Mr. Barstow. 636 00:47:57,068 --> 00:48:00,279 We had a nice little visit, didn't we, Warden? 637 00:48:00,363 --> 00:48:04,116 Here are some of those ideas I was talking to you about earlier. 638 00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:07,661 Chew on these for a few days, and when you're ready, give me a call... 639 00:48:07,745 --> 00:48:09,288 and we'll go over them. 640 00:48:09,371 --> 00:48:12,833 - Get rid of them. - Maybe we could meet for lunch. 641 00:48:14,376 --> 00:48:17,963 - I don't believe what I just saw. - The damn machine's malfunctioning. 642 00:48:18,047 --> 00:48:21,133 The machine's fine. Maybe you'd like to get up on it and try it for a six. 643 00:48:21,217 --> 00:48:23,802 - Luck was all it was. - That boy's a born cowboy. 644 00:48:23,928 --> 00:48:26,847 - From New York? - I don't care if he's from Tasmania. 645 00:48:26,972 --> 00:48:30,517 No inmate ever took Double-Aught to six level before. 646 00:48:30,601 --> 00:48:33,228 Your big rodeo star Graham... 647 00:48:33,312 --> 00:48:36,732 born with cow shit in his ears, he never got past a four. 648 00:48:36,815 --> 00:48:40,527 - Graham's had a lot of injuries. - And I've had ten years of humiliation. 649 00:48:40,611 --> 00:48:43,364 I ain't even gonna talk about the money trouble I'm in... 650 00:48:43,447 --> 00:48:48,702 from losing to Warden Sampson and his Doerin Prison gorillas because of him. 651 00:48:48,786 --> 00:48:53,248 If that eastern kid's for real, he's gonna ride for Glenboro Prison... 652 00:48:53,332 --> 00:48:57,836 in the next rodeo and we're gonna whip Sampson's boys and win that prize. 653 00:48:58,962 --> 00:49:02,758 Now, get that kid back in here in an hour. 654 00:49:02,841 --> 00:49:05,427 I wanna test him out on Double-Aught again. 655 00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:08,513 Checking it out with him. 656 00:49:15,187 --> 00:49:18,148 My back hurts. I'm gonna have to drop out. 657 00:49:25,197 --> 00:49:27,783 My back still hurts from yesterday. 658 00:49:27,824 --> 00:49:30,160 It's at it again. 659 00:49:30,202 --> 00:49:33,497 Harry, rub me a little bit right here, would ya? 660 00:49:33,538 --> 00:49:34,789 That's it. 661 00:49:37,167 --> 00:49:39,252 Good. That's better. 662 00:49:39,336 --> 00:49:42,964 Did you try that thing in the warden's office? It's fun! 663 00:49:43,006 --> 00:49:46,885 Jesus is the champion bull rider from his province, man. 664 00:49:46,926 --> 00:49:48,762 You're kidding. 665 00:49:48,845 --> 00:49:52,766 That's wonderful. Does that mean you're gonna ride in the prison rodeo? 666 00:49:52,849 --> 00:49:55,226 Jesus says the rodeo is bullshit. 667 00:49:55,310 --> 00:49:56,686 Why? 668 00:49:56,770 --> 00:50:02,233 Do you know how much money they make from this rodeo? $85,000 to $100,000. 669 00:50:02,275 --> 00:50:04,319 $100,000. 670 00:50:04,402 --> 00:50:08,198 That money is supposed to go to the prisoners. But we don't get shit. 671 00:50:08,281 --> 00:50:11,534 We get our ass kicked. They get rich. 672 00:50:11,576 --> 00:50:14,913 Are you telling me the prisoners don't get one penny of that money? 673 00:50:14,954 --> 00:50:18,958 No. Well, I'm exaggerating a little here. 674 00:50:19,042 --> 00:50:23,713 Two years ago, we got new Ping-Pong balls, five boxes. 675 00:50:23,755 --> 00:50:28,176 I don't understand. Then why do the guys go to the rodeo? 676 00:50:28,259 --> 00:50:32,555 They scare the shit out of everybody by threatening to deny their parole. 677 00:50:32,638 --> 00:50:35,308 That's how they get all the kiss-asses. 678 00:50:35,391 --> 00:50:37,185 Outrageous, man. 679 00:50:37,310 --> 00:50:40,563 Over in Texas, they run an honest rodeo, man. 680 00:50:40,646 --> 00:50:43,733 Yeah. The prisoners can even keep the prize money. 681 00:50:43,816 --> 00:50:47,236 Them wardens over there are pretty decent... 682 00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:49,113 not like these pricks. 683 00:50:49,113 --> 00:50:51,782 Isn't that fuckin' outrageous? 684 00:50:51,824 --> 00:50:56,078 Say, I hear you went to a six on Double-Aught. 685 00:50:56,162 --> 00:50:57,538 My man. 686 00:50:57,663 --> 00:51:00,249 Did you tell him that? 687 00:51:00,333 --> 00:51:02,084 It wasn't so tough. 688 00:51:02,168 --> 00:51:05,463 Well, if you really did a six... 689 00:51:05,546 --> 00:51:10,051 they are going to want you to ride in that Top Hand Competition next time. 690 00:51:10,134 --> 00:51:13,345 So? Don't worry about me. I'm not a brownnoser. 691 00:51:13,429 --> 00:51:16,140 Everybody know that, man, but don't jump to conclusions. 692 00:51:16,182 --> 00:51:18,142 Why don't you hear the man out? 693 00:51:18,184 --> 00:51:20,769 If you ride in the Top Hand event... 694 00:51:20,811 --> 00:51:23,898 there's a strong chance we can bust outta here. 695 00:51:23,981 --> 00:51:25,816 Know what I mean? 696 00:51:39,747 --> 00:51:43,709 - Is he talking about a jail break? - You bet your ass. 697 00:51:43,792 --> 00:51:46,170 What about our appeal? 698 00:51:46,253 --> 00:51:48,172 Appeal, my... 699 00:51:48,213 --> 00:51:50,340 Tell him about appeal, Rory. 700 00:51:50,424 --> 00:51:53,051 The day I met you and sweet pants here... 701 00:51:53,135 --> 00:51:56,138 Was my fifth appeal hearing in six years. 702 00:51:56,221 --> 00:51:57,973 Turned me down flat. 703 00:51:58,056 --> 00:52:00,893 You wanna spend 30 years in this joint, man? 704 00:52:00,976 --> 00:52:03,937 I couldn't take it. I know you can't, man. 705 00:52:04,021 --> 00:52:06,440 We gotta get the fuck outta here. 706 00:52:09,818 --> 00:52:11,987 Hello, operator. 707 00:52:12,070 --> 00:52:15,490 Get me Warden Sampson at Doerin Prison, please. 708 00:52:15,574 --> 00:52:16,950 Thank you. 709 00:52:17,075 --> 00:52:21,330 Hello, Wally. How's your team look this year? 710 00:52:21,413 --> 00:52:25,250 Not too bad. We might even give you a race this year. 711 00:52:25,292 --> 00:52:26,793 Is that right? 712 00:52:28,336 --> 00:52:31,131 You got yourself some new blood? 713 00:52:31,214 --> 00:52:33,049 Something like that. 714 00:52:33,091 --> 00:52:36,845 Seeing as how you're in such good shape... 715 00:52:36,928 --> 00:52:39,890 maybe you'd like to put some real money down on this one. 716 00:52:40,974 --> 00:52:44,019 Now, I realize that $50,000... 717 00:52:44,102 --> 00:52:47,397 ain't much these days... 718 00:52:47,439 --> 00:52:49,858 but it might stimulate a little interest. 719 00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:56,448 Henry, one way or another... 720 00:52:56,489 --> 00:52:58,616 I'm gonna cover that bet. 721 00:52:58,700 --> 00:53:01,369 What do you want me to do? 722 00:53:17,468 --> 00:53:19,387 You've got to convince the warden... 723 00:53:19,470 --> 00:53:22,682 That you will not ride, no matter what they do. 724 00:53:22,765 --> 00:53:25,560 I'm telling you, he's gonna be so mad, he'll wet his pants... 725 00:53:25,643 --> 00:53:28,396 'Cause he always makes this very big bet with the other warden... 726 00:53:28,479 --> 00:53:29,897 but you gotta hold out. 727 00:53:29,981 --> 00:53:33,818 No matter what they throw at you to break you down, don't give up. 728 00:53:33,901 --> 00:53:38,031 The longer you hold out, the better chance you got to strike a bargain. 729 00:53:38,072 --> 00:53:40,700 - What kind of a bargain? - That you pick your own crew. 730 00:53:40,742 --> 00:53:42,326 That's us. 731 00:53:42,368 --> 00:53:45,329 The County Stadium where they hold the rodeo is a bitch to crack. 732 00:53:45,371 --> 00:53:49,375 - Even tougher than this joint we're in. - It's supposed to be escape-proof. 733 00:53:49,417 --> 00:53:51,043 But there's a weakness. 734 00:53:55,423 --> 00:53:57,508 This is fantastic. 735 00:53:57,550 --> 00:54:00,303 Harry, there's a great novel in this. 736 00:54:00,386 --> 00:54:03,306 Which you won't start writing till we get the fuck outta here, right? 737 00:54:06,267 --> 00:54:08,227 I guess I can wait seven months. 738 00:54:09,020 --> 00:54:10,396 Donahue! 739 00:54:13,607 --> 00:54:16,235 Hello, Warden. Nice to see you again. 740 00:54:16,277 --> 00:54:18,571 I got some good news for you. 741 00:54:18,612 --> 00:54:23,200 - My wine magazines came? - No. It's better than that. 742 00:54:23,242 --> 00:54:27,663 You're gonna represent Glenboro Prison in the annual Top Hand Competition. 743 00:54:28,747 --> 00:54:30,291 Congratulations! 744 00:54:32,751 --> 00:54:34,211 Oh, my God! 745 00:54:35,045 --> 00:54:36,755 Warden. 746 00:54:38,299 --> 00:54:41,760 - I can't do that. - What are you talkin' about? 747 00:54:41,802 --> 00:54:45,431 I should've told you in your office. My mother was a veterinarian. 748 00:54:45,431 --> 00:54:47,725 I can't have anything to do with the exploitation of animals. 749 00:54:47,808 --> 00:54:51,145 - She would turn over in her grave. - I don't believe you heard me. 750 00:54:51,228 --> 00:54:53,313 This is very important to me. 751 00:54:53,397 --> 00:54:55,441 Important to you? 752 00:54:55,524 --> 00:54:59,153 My mother is watching over every step I make. 753 00:54:59,236 --> 00:55:01,864 Do you know that my soul is on the line here? 754 00:55:01,947 --> 00:55:03,991 Please, let's just drop... What? 755 00:55:04,116 --> 00:55:05,701 I said no. 756 00:55:07,077 --> 00:55:08,954 I told him no. 757 00:55:09,037 --> 00:55:13,292 Ma, are you crazy? All right. We'll talk about it in my cell. 758 00:55:16,712 --> 00:55:20,465 I have to go to the bathroom. Would you excuse me, Warden? 759 00:55:26,179 --> 00:55:29,975 That boy's very confused. Straighten him out. 760 00:55:30,058 --> 00:55:33,061 What about Jack Graham? His knees have mended. 761 00:55:44,698 --> 00:55:46,366 Wake 'em up. 762 00:55:47,492 --> 00:55:50,078 All right! On your feet! 763 00:55:50,161 --> 00:55:52,706 - Let's move! - What happened? 764 00:55:52,789 --> 00:55:54,666 Let's go, Mayor Koch. 765 00:55:54,708 --> 00:55:57,502 And you, too, Count Basie. 766 00:55:57,585 --> 00:55:59,170 - What time is it? - 4:30. 767 00:55:59,254 --> 00:56:00,547 Why so early? 768 00:56:00,588 --> 00:56:03,758 It's called "paying your debt to society." Now, move! 769 00:56:05,093 --> 00:56:07,846 - Is breakfast ready? - Somebody stole the toilet. 770 00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,142 Over here. 771 00:56:17,647 --> 00:56:19,566 You're peeing on me! 772 00:58:08,966 --> 00:58:11,093 Close 12! 773 00:58:24,606 --> 00:58:28,443 Oh, shit! They're tryin' to kill me! They're tryin' to kill me! 774 00:58:28,527 --> 00:58:31,196 Please, God! Please! 775 00:58:33,407 --> 00:58:36,034 - Not me! Oh, Jesus! - Coming back! 776 00:59:10,026 --> 00:59:11,986 Pillow. 777 00:59:14,989 --> 00:59:16,950 I want my pillow. 778 00:59:31,631 --> 00:59:33,174 All right, you two. 779 00:59:33,925 --> 00:59:35,969 Up and at 'em! 780 00:59:50,942 --> 00:59:52,860 I can't feel nothin' in my leg! 781 01:00:00,701 --> 01:00:03,204 - Don't you see the white line here? - Yes, sir. 782 01:00:03,246 --> 01:00:05,206 You're not supposed to be off to the side of it. 783 01:00:05,248 --> 01:00:09,043 I'm not... Sorry. What a mistake. Never happen again. 784 01:00:09,126 --> 01:00:12,338 See, it's too late for that now. Get him outta here. 785 01:00:12,380 --> 01:00:13,839 Come on! 786 01:00:20,513 --> 01:00:22,515 Close ten! 787 01:01:00,219 --> 01:01:04,598 My back! My 11-year-old back problem is gone. 788 01:01:04,681 --> 01:01:07,476 I feel terrific. Thanks, Cap! 789 01:01:08,268 --> 01:01:11,105 Wow! What a lucky guy! 790 01:01:12,731 --> 01:01:14,650 You son-of-a-guns! 791 01:01:14,733 --> 01:01:17,110 All right, get in there. 792 01:01:17,194 --> 01:01:20,906 And I'll see you in about five days, if you make it. 793 01:01:34,628 --> 01:01:36,046 Donahue? 794 01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:44,888 One more day, please. Just one more day. 795 01:01:44,930 --> 01:01:47,516 I was just beginning to get into myself. 796 01:01:47,599 --> 01:01:49,768 Be a pal. 797 01:01:52,145 --> 01:01:55,106 Harry, guess who's here. 798 01:01:55,148 --> 01:01:57,275 How's my best... 799 01:02:14,751 --> 01:02:18,171 I left my... my wallet in the solitary. 800 01:02:18,254 --> 01:02:20,298 Could I... Oh, please! 801 01:02:24,219 --> 01:02:27,639 Nighty-night, boys. Don't do anything I wouldn't do, okay? 802 01:02:41,110 --> 01:02:42,987 Grossberger. 803 01:02:48,743 --> 01:02:51,162 Come here a minute. I wanna talk to you. 804 01:02:55,333 --> 01:02:58,461 - Excuse me. - Don't touch him. 805 01:03:02,048 --> 01:03:04,383 Please don't touch him. 806 01:03:04,467 --> 01:03:08,221 I'll see you later. I'm just gonna stand over here for a while. 807 01:03:08,304 --> 01:03:11,307 - Don't leave me, please. - No, I'll just be over here. 808 01:03:20,608 --> 01:03:23,444 Ward, do you think Grossberger ate them all up? 809 01:03:23,527 --> 01:03:25,529 Or did he leave some bones? 810 01:03:25,571 --> 01:03:28,908 If he did, we're gonna ship 'em back to Times Square. 811 01:03:37,625 --> 01:03:40,753 Oh, man! Say what? 812 01:03:40,836 --> 01:03:42,755 I know it's illegal. Give us a break. 813 01:03:42,838 --> 01:03:45,549 We tried charades. He doesn't get it. 814 01:03:45,633 --> 01:03:48,177 - He just doesn't get it. - You can't play this card! 815 01:03:48,260 --> 01:03:51,722 What is this? Look! What? Cheating! Look! See? 816 01:03:51,805 --> 01:03:54,725 - Wait a second. - What? 817 01:03:56,268 --> 01:03:58,979 - What do you call... - That's for this one. 818 01:04:02,274 --> 01:04:05,235 Well, how have you been getting along? 819 01:04:07,529 --> 01:04:09,948 Oh, excuse me. This is my cousin Meredith. 820 01:04:10,032 --> 01:04:12,451 She's been helping out on your case. 821 01:04:15,621 --> 01:04:18,624 Hi. Nice to meet you. 822 01:04:19,792 --> 01:04:21,251 You too. 823 01:04:23,879 --> 01:04:27,424 It's amazing. There's hardly any family resemblance. 824 01:04:27,508 --> 01:04:29,426 No offense. 825 01:04:30,844 --> 01:04:33,597 We're just barely cousins. 826 01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:37,517 See, my mother was a French cancan dancer... 827 01:04:37,601 --> 01:04:39,019 and... 828 01:04:40,187 --> 01:04:43,065 It's a long story. 829 01:04:43,148 --> 01:04:46,651 Say, how have you been getting along? 830 01:04:47,486 --> 01:04:49,446 Swell. 831 01:04:49,571 --> 01:04:52,157 Just swell. A few ups and downs. 832 01:04:53,450 --> 01:04:57,621 You know, people see movies about prison life... 833 01:04:57,662 --> 01:05:00,999 But until you've actually spent a little time here... 834 01:05:01,041 --> 01:05:06,671 It's hard to get the real flavor of... of what it's like. 835 01:05:06,671 --> 01:05:11,051 I think more Americans should spend time behind bars so they would understand. 836 01:05:11,134 --> 01:05:13,803 Well, more Americans probably will. 837 01:05:13,845 --> 01:05:19,476 Now, we have made your preliminary bid for retrial and... 838 01:05:19,559 --> 01:05:22,479 Well, Meredith, why don't you tell him? 839 01:05:23,730 --> 01:05:26,191 Remember the little girl in the bank? 840 01:05:26,316 --> 01:05:29,069 She is ready to swear that you weren't the ones... 841 01:05:29,110 --> 01:05:31,863 in the woodpecker suits when the bank was held up. 842 01:05:31,905 --> 01:05:35,241 And she remembers that one of the robbers had a tattoo. 843 01:05:35,325 --> 01:05:39,454 She even remembers the design. Neither of you has a tattoo, do you? 844 01:05:39,537 --> 01:05:40,914 - No. - Good. 845 01:05:40,955 --> 01:05:43,917 I'll check out the tattoo artists in the area. By the way... 846 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:47,128 There's a raunchy strip joint in town where tattooed guys hang out. 847 01:05:47,211 --> 01:05:49,839 I'm gonna try for a part-time job there. 848 01:05:51,174 --> 01:05:53,760 Now, uh... 849 01:05:53,843 --> 01:05:56,471 because the little girl's only six... 850 01:05:56,554 --> 01:06:00,266 The court declared that her information doesn't justify a new hearing. 851 01:06:00,308 --> 01:06:02,268 But we are trying to change their minds. 852 01:06:02,310 --> 01:06:05,021 On the basis that the prosecution did withhold that information. 853 01:06:05,104 --> 01:06:08,775 Which is all legal bullshit, because the fact is that you were railroaded. 854 01:06:08,816 --> 01:06:11,986 Just one more example of a repressive criminal justice system... 855 01:06:12,111 --> 01:06:15,031 coming down on the bottom layer of society. 856 01:06:15,156 --> 01:06:19,327 I don't know about the bottom part, but I couldn't agree more on the rest. 857 01:06:20,661 --> 01:06:24,040 Um, you wanna know something... 858 01:06:24,081 --> 01:06:27,043 That's always fascinated me? 859 01:06:27,126 --> 01:06:31,130 Are the prison romances that sometimes spring up... 860 01:06:31,213 --> 01:06:35,301 Between inmates and girls from the outside... 861 01:06:35,343 --> 01:06:38,471 sometimes quite beautiful girls... 862 01:06:38,596 --> 01:06:40,973 I mean, would you, for example... 863 01:06:41,057 --> 01:06:45,311 Could you actually become involved... I mean, romantically... 864 01:06:45,352 --> 01:06:47,480 with a prisoner? 865 01:06:50,566 --> 01:06:52,610 Absolutely not. 866 01:06:56,697 --> 01:06:58,824 No, I didn't think so. 867 01:07:02,494 --> 01:07:04,413 I was just curious. 868 01:07:06,373 --> 01:07:09,376 What in the hell do you mean, Donahue's tougher than you thought? 869 01:07:09,460 --> 01:07:12,880 - A few more days, I'll have him broke. - We don't have a few more days! 870 01:07:12,963 --> 01:07:16,133 The stock's been delivered to the farm, the rodeo contracts are out... 871 01:07:16,216 --> 01:07:18,552 And Doerin Prison's a big jump ahead of us already. 872 01:07:18,594 --> 01:07:21,889 Bein' from the East, I thought the kid would be a little softer in the crotch. 873 01:07:21,972 --> 01:07:24,016 He's soft, all right. 874 01:07:24,099 --> 01:07:26,310 You just don't know where to kick him! 875 01:07:26,393 --> 01:07:30,314 What are you talkin' about, my appendix? Hey, man, I know about appendix. 876 01:07:30,397 --> 01:07:33,233 I had my appendix taken out already! 877 01:07:35,652 --> 01:07:39,156 Help! I had my appendix taken out... 878 01:07:39,239 --> 01:07:42,534 Officer, help me! Please, help! 879 01:07:49,916 --> 01:07:52,169 What you in for, brother? 880 01:07:52,252 --> 01:07:54,171 There's gotta be some kind of confusion. 881 01:07:54,254 --> 01:07:57,090 They said my appendix grew back, but I had it taken out years ago. 882 01:07:57,132 --> 01:08:01,511 - What about you? - I came here for a hernia operation. 883 01:08:01,595 --> 01:08:05,265 - They cut off one of my nuts by mistake. - Say what! 884 01:08:06,349 --> 01:08:08,310 They said I didn't need it anymore. 885 01:08:08,351 --> 01:08:10,604 Now I can't eat, I don't sleep... 886 01:08:10,645 --> 01:08:14,941 I got no enthusiasm, don't write my woman no more. 887 01:08:15,025 --> 01:08:17,777 I'm supposed to get out next year, but I don't care whether I do. 888 01:08:17,819 --> 01:08:19,904 You sure take it calm. 889 01:08:19,988 --> 01:08:21,906 Ain't nothin' I can do about it now. 890 01:08:21,990 --> 01:08:26,119 But look, they got this Korean doctor just set foot in this country. 891 01:08:26,161 --> 01:08:28,371 - Make sure you don't get him. - That's right. 892 01:08:28,455 --> 01:08:31,916 - He's the one made the mistake on me. - Korean, right. 893 01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,794 Jesus Christ! What's the matter with him? 894 01:08:34,878 --> 01:08:36,880 Oh, man, that's just Johnson. 895 01:08:36,963 --> 01:08:40,633 He's on a hunger strike, so they're force-feedin' him to keep him alive. 896 01:08:40,758 --> 01:08:44,929 Thank God. There is some humanity in this place. 897 01:08:45,013 --> 01:08:46,973 They're gonna electrocute him next month. 898 01:08:48,016 --> 01:08:49,434 Mr. Frazier? 899 01:08:49,517 --> 01:08:51,185 How do you go? 900 01:08:53,479 --> 01:08:55,398 That's the cat did me. 901 01:08:56,524 --> 01:08:58,943 Make sure you cover up them jewels! 902 01:09:06,993 --> 01:09:10,163 Hello, Donahue. What can I do for ya? 903 01:09:10,246 --> 01:09:12,123 I'm ready to make a deal. 904 01:09:12,165 --> 01:09:15,334 Oh? What kind of deal? 905 01:09:17,003 --> 01:09:19,088 I want my own team. 906 01:09:20,506 --> 01:09:24,635 And I want a bigger cell with better ventilation. 907 01:09:24,719 --> 01:09:27,054 What's the matter? Has Grossberger been fartin' on ya? 908 01:09:27,138 --> 01:09:29,515 Settle down, Wilson! 909 01:09:31,350 --> 01:09:34,437 - I don't make deals, Donahue. - Oh, I know that. 910 01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:37,398 But I think in this case it might be arranged. 911 01:09:37,481 --> 01:09:40,568 - Good. - I wanna win that trophy. 912 01:09:40,651 --> 01:09:43,195 I'm countin' on you to go balls out for it. 913 01:09:43,279 --> 01:09:46,657 I only have one speed: Balls out. 914 01:09:47,992 --> 01:09:49,660 That's the spirit. 915 01:09:49,744 --> 01:09:54,081 You're gonna be outta here while you're still a relatively young man. 916 01:09:54,123 --> 01:09:56,417 I'm looking forward to that a lot. 917 01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:59,920 - I guess we got ourselves a deal, huh? - I guess so. 918 01:10:01,797 --> 01:10:03,757 Ride 'em, cowboy. 919 01:10:13,684 --> 01:10:16,395 I want an inmate-guard on them every minute. 920 01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:20,190 - Graham'll keep on eye on 'em. - Put Blade on Graham. 921 01:10:22,067 --> 01:10:23,610 Right. 922 01:10:31,493 --> 01:10:34,246 Get on down all the way. Get on down. 923 01:10:34,329 --> 01:10:36,540 Hey, sucker! 924 01:10:41,169 --> 01:10:43,088 Shit gonna start now, man. 925 01:10:44,798 --> 01:10:46,717 What you doin' joinin' the rodeo... 926 01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:49,303 City dude like you, suckin' up to the warden? 927 01:10:49,386 --> 01:10:51,471 He's not sucking up to the warden. 928 01:10:51,513 --> 01:10:54,266 We're just havin' a little fun. We showed some aptitude for this. 929 01:10:54,349 --> 01:10:56,560 - That's all. - Aptitude? You hear that? 930 01:10:56,643 --> 01:10:58,353 Lay off him, Blade. 931 01:10:58,395 --> 01:11:02,149 The man just doin' what he gotta do. They were gonna cut the dude's nuts off. 932 01:11:02,274 --> 01:11:04,443 - Ain't that right? - I don't wanna discuss my nuts. 933 01:11:04,526 --> 01:11:08,238 - Work your tail off, cowboy. - Don't sweat it so hard. 934 01:11:08,280 --> 01:11:12,534 Get shoved aside by someone who wouldn't know one end of a pony from another. 935 01:11:12,617 --> 01:11:16,538 Now he may be goin' into the rodeo, but that don't mean he's comin' out. 936 01:11:24,421 --> 01:11:27,007 What a horse. 937 01:11:27,090 --> 01:11:29,884 Jesus, what a beauty. 938 01:11:29,926 --> 01:11:32,679 What a sweet, beautiful face he has. 939 01:11:32,721 --> 01:11:35,098 Look. He's listening to us. 940 01:11:35,181 --> 01:11:39,185 He's listening to every word that we say. I'll bet you anything. 941 01:11:39,269 --> 01:11:41,354 Sweetheart, here I come. 942 01:11:41,438 --> 01:11:44,858 Don't be misled, my friend. He's a chute fighter. 943 01:11:44,899 --> 01:11:48,486 He will try to kill you in the chute. He'd like to kick your head off. 944 01:11:48,570 --> 01:11:50,572 I don't think so. I'd love to try him. 945 01:11:50,613 --> 01:11:54,409 - Don't you think you're rushing this? - Did you see the look he gave me? 946 01:11:54,450 --> 01:11:57,537 This is a sweetheart. This is a little pussycat. 947 01:11:57,620 --> 01:12:00,623 Although, I'll tell you the truth, I've never ridden a real horse before. 948 01:12:00,707 --> 01:12:02,792 Try to remember: No spurs on the belly. 949 01:12:02,875 --> 01:12:05,336 - No spurs on the belly. - Spurs up high. 950 01:12:05,461 --> 01:12:08,673 Well, this should be a snap. Let her rip! 951 01:12:24,605 --> 01:12:27,608 Skip! Are you all right? 952 01:12:31,904 --> 01:12:33,781 I'm all right, fellas. 953 01:12:33,864 --> 01:12:37,868 I just wanted to know what it was like to get thrown. Grossberger, I'm fine. 954 01:12:37,994 --> 01:12:39,912 You can put me down now. 955 01:12:39,954 --> 01:12:42,707 You know, you get a little overprotective sometimes? 956 01:12:42,790 --> 01:12:45,292 Okay, where is that sucker? 957 01:12:45,334 --> 01:12:49,547 Now let me explain to you about bulls, okay? 958 01:12:49,630 --> 01:12:53,926 A bull is the most evil, disgustin'... 959 01:12:54,009 --> 01:12:56,762 And crafty sucker in the world. 960 01:12:56,846 --> 01:12:59,682 He'll snot on you, fart on you... 961 01:12:59,765 --> 01:13:03,644 do anything he can to mash out your brain. 962 01:13:03,727 --> 01:13:07,565 The worst kind of bull is the one that won't do nothin'. 963 01:13:07,648 --> 01:13:10,359 Just stand there, look at ya. 964 01:13:10,401 --> 01:13:14,530 That means he's studyin' you, soakin' up your weak spots... 965 01:13:14,530 --> 01:13:18,867 And rememberin' 'em for the time he gets to prance on your head. 966 01:13:18,909 --> 01:13:21,036 Blade, you got it wrong. I'm a clown. 967 01:13:21,078 --> 01:13:24,665 I shoot the firecrackers and the soda water. 968 01:13:24,707 --> 01:13:27,459 There's a little car, ten midgets in it, we all get out. 969 01:13:27,543 --> 01:13:30,170 - That ain't no rodeo clown. - I know... 970 01:13:30,254 --> 01:13:34,550 A rodeo clown is the most dangerous job in the world. 971 01:13:34,591 --> 01:13:37,469 He's the one that gets closest to the bull! 972 01:13:37,553 --> 01:13:40,264 - He gets the best of the bull. - I don't want the best. 973 01:13:40,347 --> 01:13:44,017 Hook to the left! Hook to the side! 974 01:13:44,059 --> 01:13:48,689 If the bull rider is in danger, he's got to protect him... 975 01:13:48,772 --> 01:13:51,441 even if it means gettin' his ribs pulled out... 976 01:13:51,525 --> 01:13:54,778 - And bein' freight-trained! - Freight-trained? 977 01:13:54,861 --> 01:13:58,740 That's right. Run over, just like a freight train. 978 01:13:58,782 --> 01:14:01,034 Only with a bull, it's worse. 979 01:14:01,118 --> 01:14:05,247 'Cause a freight train don't back up and finish the job. 980 01:14:05,330 --> 01:14:08,500 Later on I'll teach you the proper way to lie on the stretcher... 981 01:14:08,625 --> 01:14:10,544 when they come to pick you up. 982 01:14:10,627 --> 01:14:12,587 - When they what? - Right. 983 01:14:12,587 --> 01:14:17,092 Now, let's practice tryin' to sucker the bull out the chute. 984 01:14:17,134 --> 01:14:21,471 'Cause the warden wants you in one piece till after the rodeo. 985 01:14:21,513 --> 01:14:25,100 - Then your ass belong to me. Got that? - What about balloons and stuff? 986 01:14:26,977 --> 01:14:31,022 Now, every bull has a secret word that makes him crazy... 987 01:14:31,106 --> 01:14:33,817 Sends him into his wildest ride. 988 01:14:33,900 --> 01:14:36,653 Your job is to figure out that word. 989 01:14:49,874 --> 01:14:51,709 Bull? 990 01:14:51,793 --> 01:14:54,337 Let me see. Rumplestiltskin? 991 01:14:56,047 --> 01:14:57,423 Bull. 992 01:14:58,675 --> 01:15:01,010 Malt liquor. 993 01:15:01,052 --> 01:15:03,263 Come on, bull. 994 01:15:21,406 --> 01:15:23,491 Hey, sexy. 995 01:15:23,574 --> 01:15:25,410 Shit. 996 01:15:26,494 --> 01:15:28,204 Oh, you motherfucker! 997 01:15:28,287 --> 01:15:31,707 Congratulations! You found the word! 998 01:16:53,997 --> 01:16:55,540 Over there. 999 01:17:36,915 --> 01:17:38,583 How are you? 1000 01:17:38,667 --> 01:17:41,920 I'm a little groggy from looking at records of tattoo patterns. 1001 01:17:42,003 --> 01:17:46,758 Who got which, when, where. So far nothing. 1002 01:17:46,841 --> 01:17:50,595 The court refuses to act on the little girl's word. 1003 01:17:50,637 --> 01:17:52,222 Doesn't look too good, huh? 1004 01:17:52,305 --> 01:17:55,016 Can you think of anything that we might've overlooked? 1005 01:17:55,100 --> 01:17:57,936 Some small piece of evidence? 1006 01:17:58,019 --> 01:18:00,271 - Anything? - Anything. 1007 01:18:00,313 --> 01:18:04,776 This may sound silly, but have you seen A Place In The Sun? 1008 01:18:07,153 --> 01:18:10,073 A Place In The Sin? 1009 01:18:10,156 --> 01:18:12,825 With Elizabeth Taylor and Montgomery Clift? 1010 01:18:12,909 --> 01:18:16,579 - Yeah. - That's my favorite. 1011 01:18:18,164 --> 01:18:20,416 Your favorite? 1012 01:18:20,500 --> 01:18:23,461 That's your... That's my favorite too! 1013 01:18:29,550 --> 01:18:32,136 What does that tell us? 1014 01:18:32,220 --> 01:18:36,891 It tells us that maybe we're not such strangers as circumstances would imply. 1015 01:18:41,020 --> 01:18:42,438 Maybe we're not. 1016 01:18:43,564 --> 01:18:45,566 You know... 1017 01:18:45,608 --> 01:18:49,946 I'm working on a new play, and I just wondered... 1018 01:18:50,029 --> 01:18:53,616 would you like to come to the opening night with me? 1019 01:18:54,909 --> 01:18:56,160 I'd love to. 1020 01:19:01,332 --> 01:19:03,834 Maybe we oughta get you outta here first, though. 1021 01:19:07,171 --> 01:19:08,506 Shoot. 1022 01:19:11,425 --> 01:19:14,678 Rodeo man 1023 01:19:17,515 --> 01:19:21,310 Oh, rodeo man 1024 01:19:22,978 --> 01:19:27,775 Put my entry down 1025 01:19:29,068 --> 01:19:32,446 Got an old bullwhip 1026 01:19:32,488 --> 01:19:36,033 And a new pair of spurs 1027 01:19:36,116 --> 01:19:43,457 And I'm gonna take your town 1028 01:19:45,084 --> 01:19:49,588 Oh, rodeo man 1029 01:20:03,101 --> 01:20:07,189 Down in the valley 1030 01:20:07,272 --> 01:20:11,485 The valley so low 1031 01:20:12,653 --> 01:20:16,406 Hang your head over 1032 01:20:17,449 --> 01:20:22,204 Hear the wind blow 1033 01:20:22,329 --> 01:20:26,792 Hear the wind blow, love 1034 01:20:26,833 --> 01:20:31,671 Hear the wind blow 1035 01:20:31,755 --> 01:20:36,593 Hang your head over 1036 01:20:36,635 --> 01:20:40,555 Hear the wind blow 1037 01:20:41,264 --> 01:20:46,019 Roses love sunshine 1038 01:20:46,061 --> 01:20:50,940 Violets love dew 1039 01:20:51,024 --> 01:20:55,111 Angels in heaven 1040 01:20:55,195 --> 01:20:59,574 know I love you 1041 01:21:00,658 --> 01:21:05,246 If you don't love me 1042 01:21:05,330 --> 01:21:10,335 Love who you please 1043 01:21:10,418 --> 01:21:15,506 Put your arms 'round me 1044 01:21:15,590 --> 01:21:20,678 Give my heart ease 1045 01:21:20,762 --> 01:21:25,475 Give my heart ease, love 1046 01:21:25,558 --> 01:21:29,103 Give my heart ease 1047 01:21:32,815 --> 01:21:36,903 They're supposed to be doin' time. It's a goddamn vacation they're havin'. 1048 01:21:36,986 --> 01:21:40,490 Well, how would you like an old-time prison funeral? 1049 01:21:40,573 --> 01:21:42,492 Could you go for that? 1050 01:21:47,496 --> 01:21:49,749 Just relax. 1051 01:21:49,832 --> 01:21:53,210 He's gonna draw Untamed in the bronc event. 1052 01:21:54,837 --> 01:21:59,050 The Birmingham Jail 1053 01:21:59,634 --> 01:22:04,180 Birmingham Jail, love 1054 01:22:04,263 --> 01:22:08,976 The Birmingham Jail 1055 01:22:09,060 --> 01:22:13,856 Send it in care of 1056 01:22:13,939 --> 01:22:18,110 The Birmingham Jail 1057 01:23:22,424 --> 01:23:26,053 One hundred and twenty-five years without a whiff of pussy. 1058 01:23:26,094 --> 01:23:28,054 How'd that make you feel, Mason? 1059 01:23:28,096 --> 01:23:31,057 Mean. Very, very mean. 1060 01:23:39,941 --> 01:23:43,111 Hello? Mr. Len Garber, please. 1061 01:23:43,194 --> 01:23:46,656 Did he leave word where he could be reached? 1062 01:23:46,740 --> 01:23:49,159 Oh, okay. Thank you. 1063 01:23:58,251 --> 01:24:01,880 Operator? Please get me the Sheriff's main office. This is an emergency. 1064 01:24:14,726 --> 01:24:17,854 - Len, where have you been? - At the state capital. 1065 01:24:17,937 --> 01:24:20,815 Look at this. It is so black and white, it is absurd. 1066 01:24:20,857 --> 01:24:24,110 Any first-year law student could've had this case laughed out of court. 1067 01:24:24,152 --> 01:24:26,154 We can discuss your performance later. 1068 01:24:26,237 --> 01:24:28,740 Right now they're gonna kill one of your clients. 1069 01:24:28,823 --> 01:24:30,908 - But they're innocent! - That's beside the point. 1070 01:24:30,992 --> 01:24:34,954 I'll explain it to you later. We have to get to the County Stadium. 1071 01:24:34,996 --> 01:24:37,457 That's on the other side of town. We'll never make it. 1072 01:24:37,498 --> 01:24:40,501 We have to try. Please shut up and shake your tail! 1073 01:24:40,585 --> 01:24:44,088 I almost blew it. How can I call myself a lawyer? 1074 01:25:03,774 --> 01:25:05,860 That's it for the preliminary activities. 1075 01:25:05,943 --> 01:25:09,488 Settle back and get ready for the event that you all came to see. 1076 01:25:09,530 --> 01:25:12,742 It's our featured event: The Top Hand Competition. 1077 01:25:17,872 --> 01:25:21,750 - How's your secret weapon, Wally? - He's fit as a fiddle, Henry. 1078 01:25:21,834 --> 01:25:25,254 - It's a nice day for it, ain't it? - Yeah, it sure is. 1079 01:25:25,337 --> 01:25:29,175 Coke! Got your Coke here! 1080 01:25:29,258 --> 01:25:31,969 Peanuts! Popcorn! 1081 01:26:59,264 --> 01:27:02,600 Now remember. Spur him high in the shoulders. 1082 01:27:02,684 --> 01:27:05,603 Okay? And try to keep a good rhythm goin'. 1083 01:27:05,645 --> 01:27:09,441 Ladles and gentlemen, it's time for the wild and wooly Top Hand Competition. 1084 01:27:09,524 --> 01:27:13,194 And leadin' off for Glenboro Prison Is a New York Yankee, Skip Donahue. 1085 01:27:13,236 --> 01:27:16,364 He's doin' some part-time for makin' a withdrawal from one of our banks. 1086 01:27:16,447 --> 01:27:19,200 Trouble was, the boy didn't even have an account there. 1087 01:27:19,284 --> 01:27:21,953 Skip told the judge he was tryin' to help New York City... 1088 01:27:22,036 --> 01:27:24,163 out of their financial bind by usin' our money. 1089 01:27:24,247 --> 01:27:27,584 - I hope I can remember everything. - Good luck. 1090 01:27:29,419 --> 01:27:32,088 Thanks. That's very kind of you. 1091 01:27:42,098 --> 01:27:43,599 Attaboy! 1092 01:27:53,985 --> 01:27:57,864 That's our boy, baby! That's our boy there! 1093 01:28:05,037 --> 01:28:07,081 What do you say about that, folks? 1094 01:28:07,123 --> 01:28:10,918 That Eastern boy's got a little bit of cowboy in him, wouldn't you say? 1095 01:28:11,002 --> 01:28:14,380 He sure does. You ol' sly bones. 1096 01:28:14,463 --> 01:28:17,591 - Where'd you get him? - We'll see. 1097 01:28:18,676 --> 01:28:20,594 Folks, next up from the Doerin unit... 1098 01:28:20,678 --> 01:28:25,015 five-time winner and current champion, Caesar Geronimo, a Chicago boy. 1099 01:28:25,057 --> 01:28:27,977 Got hisself caught sellin' some white powder down at the border. 1100 01:28:28,060 --> 01:28:31,438 When I say white powder, I don't mean talcum powder. 1101 01:28:31,522 --> 01:28:33,858 The champion has drawn a horse so rough and tough... 1102 01:28:33,941 --> 01:28:36,777 that it's already put 11 cowboys in the hospital. 1103 01:28:36,861 --> 01:28:38,863 And that's just by breakin' wind on 'em. 1104 01:29:17,651 --> 01:29:19,486 All right! 1105 01:29:19,570 --> 01:29:23,323 That cowboy must've had some real strong glue in the saddle! 1106 01:29:35,127 --> 01:29:39,005 Ladies and gentlemen, that man of mischief from Oklahoma... 1107 01:29:39,089 --> 01:29:42,509 who was last year's runner-up, Is gettin' set in chute number five. 1108 01:29:42,551 --> 01:29:44,719 Ringo Stapleton! 1109 01:29:44,761 --> 01:29:47,222 You may recall, old Ringo Is the fella doin' 99 years... 1110 01:29:47,305 --> 01:29:50,433 for kidnappin' a trainload of gorgeous college girls... 1111 01:29:50,517 --> 01:29:53,395 on their way to a beauty contest In Las Vegas. 1112 01:29:57,023 --> 01:30:01,278 Here comes old Ringo on the bull called Nicotine, and... 1113 01:30:02,195 --> 01:30:04,948 Ringo's in trouble already. He's down. 1114 01:30:04,990 --> 01:30:07,534 The bill's on fop of him! 1115 01:30:16,751 --> 01:30:19,212 Our next contestant is Plucky Stillwater. 1116 01:32:03,649 --> 01:32:07,069 Third up in the bull riding event, coming out of chute number four... 1117 01:32:07,111 --> 01:32:09,154 Is the Glenboro Prison entry. 1118 01:32:09,238 --> 01:32:10,864 If's that city slicker again... 1119 01:32:10,948 --> 01:32:14,117 who's been givin' the defendin' champ a real run for his money. 1120 01:32:14,201 --> 01:32:17,287 We're gonna all find out In a couple of seconds... 1121 01:32:17,329 --> 01:32:21,542 whether if's just beginner's luck, or If this boy's got some redneck in him. 1122 01:32:21,625 --> 01:32:23,669 Up on Flapjack... 1123 01:32:23,752 --> 01:32:26,004 here's Skip Donahue. 1124 01:32:26,088 --> 01:32:30,592 Okay. A little tighter. That's it. 1125 01:32:31,468 --> 01:32:34,054 Remember, ease up with him. 1126 01:32:34,137 --> 01:32:36,056 Watch his head. 1127 01:32:39,434 --> 01:32:42,187 - Ready? - Okay. Let's go. 1128 01:32:45,273 --> 01:32:47,818 Open the gate! 1129 01:32:47,859 --> 01:32:51,279 Seem to have ourselves a little problem down here, folks. 1130 01:32:52,697 --> 01:32:54,032 He'll be killed in there! 1131 01:32:57,536 --> 01:33:00,372 Some son-of-a-bitch put a lock on the gate! 1132 01:34:21,243 --> 01:34:24,121 That New Yorker Is full of surprises! 1133 01:34:24,163 --> 01:34:27,667 Now here's last year's champion, Caesar Geronimo... 1134 01:34:27,667 --> 01:34:32,296 riding a bull that nobody has been able to stay on for more than three seconds. 1135 01:34:32,338 --> 01:34:35,132 A bull by the name of Tornado. 1136 01:35:15,422 --> 01:35:18,509 That was a great ride. Now you know why he's our defending champion. 1137 01:35:18,592 --> 01:35:20,761 Folks, catch your breath for a few minutes... 1138 01:35:20,844 --> 01:35:23,889 while the cowboy judges tally up the scores on the contestants. 1139 01:35:23,972 --> 01:35:25,933 You've got time for a pause for the cause... 1140 01:35:25,974 --> 01:35:28,936 and I'll be back in just a little bit to announce the winner. 1141 01:35:39,780 --> 01:35:43,158 Hold on, folks. We got ourselves the first push... 1142 01:35:43,241 --> 01:35:45,619 In the history of the prison rodeo. 1143 01:35:45,702 --> 01:35:48,121 Push, my ass. There ain't gonna be any push. 1144 01:35:48,205 --> 01:35:50,165 I was ready for this. 1145 01:36:03,011 --> 01:36:05,889 Ladles and gentlemen, hold on to your hats. 1146 01:36:05,972 --> 01:36:08,475 As a tiebreaker, both of the wardens... 1147 01:36:08,516 --> 01:36:11,728 have just given their permission to run the 'hard money' event. 1148 01:36:11,811 --> 01:36:15,690 That's the single most dangerous event In all of rodeo competition. 1149 01:36:15,774 --> 01:36:18,651 All you have to do to win the hard money event... 1150 01:36:18,693 --> 01:36:20,695 Is fetch a little sack of money... 1151 01:36:20,737 --> 01:36:24,074 between the horns of a mean brahma bull. 1152 01:36:24,157 --> 01:36:26,701 So just as soon as our two boys get ready... 1153 01:36:26,785 --> 01:36:29,579 we're gonna start our final competition. 1154 01:36:47,221 --> 01:36:50,141 Are you ready for the main event? 1155 01:36:51,726 --> 01:36:56,022 Well, just listen to this, because Warden Beatty has just informed me... 1156 01:36:56,064 --> 01:36:59,817 that he and Warden Sampson have so much faith in their boys... 1157 01:36:59,901 --> 01:37:04,197 that this year, instead of splitting the first in the rodeo as usual... 1158 01:37:04,238 --> 01:37:07,408 It's gonna be a winner-take-all event! 1159 01:37:07,492 --> 01:37:11,704 I'm sayin' that $50,000 in bills Is gonna be fled... 1160 01:37:11,787 --> 01:37:15,750 between the horns of one of the most vicious bills in this territory. 1161 01:37:15,833 --> 01:37:20,046 And whichever inmate grabs the money is the winner. 1162 01:37:20,129 --> 01:37:22,381 And here they are, ladies and gentlemen. 1163 01:37:22,423 --> 01:37:25,551 I get a little nervous sometimes before these things. 1164 01:37:25,593 --> 01:37:28,888 By the way, the word is that your warden is an exceptionally sweet man. 1165 01:37:28,971 --> 01:37:31,390 - Is that true? - He's a prick! 1166 01:37:31,474 --> 01:37:35,436 A prick? Boy, did I hear that wrong. 1167 01:37:35,519 --> 01:37:38,147 Well, is it true that you're an ass-kisser? 1168 01:37:38,230 --> 01:37:40,566 - You're gonna get a punch in the mouth! - Did I say it? 1169 01:37:40,608 --> 01:37:43,152 I'm just telling you what I heard. What are you so touchy about? 1170 01:37:43,235 --> 01:37:44,945 I'm an ass-kisser too. 1171 01:37:45,029 --> 01:37:49,783 We're both ass-kissers if no one gets one penny of this except two pricks. 1172 01:37:49,825 --> 01:37:51,785 Stands to reason, doesn't it? 1173 01:38:23,358 --> 01:38:27,362 I'll distract the bull. You grab the money. Okay, Caesar? 1174 01:38:27,446 --> 01:38:29,656 I don't care who wins. What difference does it make? 1175 01:38:29,740 --> 01:38:33,911 Why don't we give the money to the prisoners? I'll tell you what. 1176 01:38:33,994 --> 01:38:37,039 You do whatever you think is best, okay? 1177 01:38:37,122 --> 01:38:39,374 I've got it, Caesar. Get ready. 1178 01:41:01,181 --> 01:41:05,060 The winner, and still champion for the sixth time in a row... 1179 01:41:05,102 --> 01:41:06,562 Caesar Geronimo! 1180 01:41:06,645 --> 01:41:08,689 Goddamn! 1181 01:41:45,475 --> 01:41:49,771 I'll be a monkey's uncle! That Chicago boy's done lost his mind! 1182 01:41:49,813 --> 01:41:53,316 Holy cow! There's gonna be hell to pay for that! 1183 01:42:00,991 --> 01:42:05,829 Now, folks, to wrap up our day, here's the greased pig sackin' contest. 1184 01:44:15,374 --> 01:44:16,834 - Holy shit! - What? 1185 01:44:21,839 --> 01:44:24,967 What the hell is goin' on? Are you okay? 1186 01:44:25,050 --> 01:44:26,635 They're in that camper! 1187 01:44:30,848 --> 01:44:32,349 I'm sorry... 1188 01:44:32,433 --> 01:44:34,393 but we're in a real hurry, okay? 1189 01:44:34,476 --> 01:44:36,645 What's going on? 1190 01:45:02,587 --> 01:45:07,384 I didn't introduce you. Harry Monroe, Skip Donahue, Rory Schultebrand. 1191 01:45:07,426 --> 01:45:09,553 - My maiden name. - My wife Teresa. 1192 01:45:09,636 --> 01:45:12,097 And my brother, Ramon. 1193 01:45:13,181 --> 01:45:15,559 Hey, you guys, that is yours. 1194 01:45:15,600 --> 01:45:19,020 - Where are you guys going? - Veracruz. We got some family there. 1195 01:45:19,145 --> 01:45:22,023 - Rory goin' with you? - Try to be brave, sweet pants. 1196 01:45:25,777 --> 01:45:27,737 - Take care. - Be a good girl now. 1197 01:45:27,779 --> 01:45:31,116 Ramon, a su casa! It's me and you! 1198 01:45:38,998 --> 01:45:41,751 He kissed me. Damn! 1199 01:45:52,637 --> 01:45:54,681 Let's go. 1200 01:46:01,646 --> 01:46:04,148 We got to get the hell outta here. 1201 01:46:21,958 --> 01:46:22,792 Wait. 1202 01:46:29,173 --> 01:46:31,175 - How did you get out? - We busted out. 1203 01:46:31,259 --> 01:46:33,678 - But you're free. - You're damn right we're free! 1204 01:46:33,719 --> 01:46:35,930 I mean they caught the other two guys. 1205 01:46:36,013 --> 01:46:37,932 Thanks to Meredith. 1206 01:46:42,061 --> 01:46:45,731 You mean, we're really free? 1207 01:46:45,773 --> 01:46:47,441 We're free! 1208 01:46:53,322 --> 01:46:56,826 - You're a hell of a lawyer. - Thanks very much. 1209 01:46:56,951 --> 01:46:59,245 - Yes, and good luck. - Thank you. 1210 01:47:04,583 --> 01:47:08,003 - Thanks for everything. - It's okay. 1211 01:47:13,842 --> 01:47:14,927 Thank you. 1212 01:47:16,428 --> 01:47:18,180 That's okay. 1213 01:47:28,649 --> 01:47:31,568 Hey, let's get out of this state before somebody changes their mind. 1214 01:47:46,875 --> 01:47:50,587 - Aren't you forgetting something? - What? 1215 01:47:50,629 --> 01:47:52,548 What about my opening night? 1216 01:47:54,132 --> 01:47:56,343 Am I still invited? 1217 01:47:57,302 --> 01:48:01,098 Holy mackerel! 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