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Take your show on the road,
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'cause there's a new show in town,
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starring me, Sheriff.
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- What?
- Yo, Sheriff!
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We got an 8-21, robbery.
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Dispatch, go stop that robbery.
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I'm playing Sheriff.
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Yo, how about stop playin' sheriff
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and be Sheriff?
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I'm not your damn deputy.
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Oh. A deputy'd be nice.
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But it's just so hard
to find a good man.
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- Goodman!
- Huh?
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Get back up there
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and sell these baby bottle battleaxes!
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No! I quit!
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Huh.
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Oh...
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Get the hell off of me, you evil puppy!
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- Stop, dad!
- Look, Mrs. Pickles, dad's a deputy now!
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All right. Settle down, everybody.
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Now,
give it up for the mayor with the flair!
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The one and only,
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the bread to old town's bologna...
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Enough already!
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First order of business,
dumb face mountain.
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We're sick of looking at its dumb face.
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- Boo!
- I don't like that mountain!
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Pick it up and move it to another state!
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- Yeah!
- Or put a big rug over it!
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Yeah!
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Uh, uh, Deputy Goodman here.
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We can't disturb that mountain.
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- It's...
- Goodman.
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What, are you crazy? What?
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Get your hat back on.
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Nobody'll take you seriously without it.
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What? Uh...
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Anyway, that mountain is an expression
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of nature's beauty.
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It should be preserved.
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- Boo!
- Hey, what do you know?!
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- Ohh!
- Told ya.
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Nothing like raw deer
meat in the morning!
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Pancakes! Mm! Table!
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Spear gun!
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hey!
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Sheriff, Floyd ate our speargun!
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They should've had
floyd eat that mountain.
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He'll eat anything.
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Aw, how we gonna catch lunch?
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Gloria, may I have some pie?
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Right away, Deputy.
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You see that?
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Your hat instills a level of authority.
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People take you more
seriously when you wear it.
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Sheriff, the hat doesn't matter.
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- Hmph.
- All right, here's your pie...
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- Oh!
- Oh, my goodness.
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Oops. Sorry. That was our last slice.
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Aw. See?
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She dropped the pie on purpose,
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'cause she saw you without your hat.
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Don't be ridiculous.
It was clearly an accident.
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Nope, it was the hat, all right.
Now, put your hat on.
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Sheriff, the hat doesn't matter.
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Put your hat on. I don't need the hat.
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Yes, you do. Don't!
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Do! Don't!
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Don't! Don't! Don't!
Don't! Do! Do! Do! Do!
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Ah! Enough! Sheriff!
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I bet we could go all day without hats
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and it wouldn't even matter.
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And, hey, if I'm wrong,
why, I'll eat my hat.
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- Oh!
- Good idea!
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Ah! Hey! No!
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Floyd! Come on, spit it out, dude!
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- Yo, Sheriff?
- Huh?
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We got a 4-7-2, vandalism.
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- Aw, Goodman?
- Huh?
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Now, nobody's gonna take us seriously.
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- Uhh.
- I want more of those hats.
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Uh, boys?
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Come down from there!
Yeah, you could fall!
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Go vandalize something
lower to the ground.
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No! no!
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See, Goodman? Ugh.
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Products for sale!
I got this oven mitt, just $2.
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Linda, that's a cat.
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And you shouldn't sell it, it's dead.
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Definitely illegal to sell
cats without a permit.
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Hey, give me that back!
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Ow! Ow! Oh!
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- Help!
- Huh?
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I'm stuck in a tree!
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Here, jump off with this cat!
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They always land on their feet!
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Ohh!
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Oh! Aah!
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- Aah!
- Oh, my...
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Oh, boy.
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This is all your fault, Goodman.
What the...?
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- Sheriff?
- Huh?
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How am I supposed to
flatten dumb face mountain
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with a tower blocking the road?
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Get this town in order.
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Huh. Order...
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- Dispatch?
- Yo, yo, yo?
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Order some hats.
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Uh,
could you be more specific?
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Dispatch, nobody's taking us seriously
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as officers of the law,
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'cause we don't have hat anymore,
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- so order some.
- What?
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How many hats is "some"?
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It's just me and Goodman,
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so it's somewhere between
one and all the hats.
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Figure it out.
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Uh, one delivery of hats.
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All 50 million of 'em.
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- What?!
- That's all we had.
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I'm sayin', yo,
Sheriff my little bitch.
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He don't do what I say,
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dispatch'll smack him upside
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his big, ugly, goofy-ass, lopsided...
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Hey! What up, Sheriff?
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Is this supposed to be funny?
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You said,
in between one and all the hats.
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Y'all see that? Played them fools!
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Herman, who are you talking to?
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Oh, I'm on chitchat live right now.
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Can't disappoint my millions of fans.
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What up, all of america? Yo, yo, yo, yo!
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Herman, return all those hats.
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I can't. Floyd's been out back
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eating 'em for like awhile, yo.
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Floyd?! Floyd?!
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More hats!
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Stop eating all our hats!
Whoa, he's huge.
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Yummy.
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Great, what now?
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I'm here to help get this situation
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with the hats under control.
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Lift him up, boys!
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Whoa! Hey! Put me down!
I want more hats!
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Hey,
what are you doing with my boy floyd?
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You two come with me.
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Ah! You've really done it now, Goodman.
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What? Oh.
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Ahh!
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These are the men responsible,
Mr. President.
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The president. Cool.
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What's up? Uh, what is going on?
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Earlier today,
our transmissions monitoring team
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forwarded us this recording.
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Dispatch,
nobody's taking us seriously
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as officers of the law,
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'cause we don't have hat anymore.
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See? That guy knows about the hats, too.
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- That was you, Sheriff.
- Oh.
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Well, see,
I know what I'm talking about, then.
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Ugh. This is just some
dumb theory Sheriff has.
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Then, Sheriff,
you're gonna get what you deserve.
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I am?
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A thank you.
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What?
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If word got out about law
officers and their hats,
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citizens might steal them
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to render them un-taken-seriously-able.
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It would be total anarchy.
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Ugh. You're the highest
level of law enforcement
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and you're not wearing hats.
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Why take you seriously, hmm?
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Uh, he does have a point.
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Then it's time I show
you both something.
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- Huh?
- An invisible hat?!
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I always thought it
was just my own theory,
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but now Sheriff's confirmed it.
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No wonder people take you
more seriously than me.
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Not to worry, I made extras!
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There you go. Thanks.
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- Thank you, sir.
- My own invisible hat!
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Shouldn't we be focusing
on the big problem at hand?
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The cats on the moon?
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What? No. Floyd?
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- Oh. Oh, yeah.
- Oh. Right.
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Where are we taking him?
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To a facility where his
taste buds will be altered.
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Then he won't eat any more of our hats.
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Floyd? Check out my new invisible hat!
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Huh? More hats?
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I want more hats!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Sir? The fat guy is
rolling across the country
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at an alarming speed.
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In 20 minutes, he'll reach Albuquerque.
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The entire city will be destroyed.
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Hey, we can use the nuke.
Let's take him out.
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What? No. No, you can't kill Floyd.
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I'm sure there's a logical
way we could slow him down.
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Maybe we could...
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Slow him down? Brilliant.
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If everybody on the east
coast jumped at once,
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it could shift the planet's axis
enough to slow him to a stop.
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- What? That's not what I said.
- Brilliant idea, Goodman.
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- No, that's ridiculous.
- He's right.
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There's no way to contact
that many people in time.
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Hey, I know. Dispatch?
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Yo, yo?
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Get some people on the east coast
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to all jump at once.
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Man! You drivin' me mad-crazy, yo.
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You gots to be more specific.
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How many people is "some"?
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Oh, you know, somewhere
between one and all the people.
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All right, then, Sheriff.
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You wanna play it this way, baby?
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All the people, it is. Yo, yo, yo?
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All my east coat people, listen up!
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1, 2, 3!
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Jump!
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Aah! Aah!
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Aah!
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Oh, no.
He's hurtling even faster than before.
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In five minutes, he'll ramp off
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dumb face mountain
into the stratosphere.
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When he lands,
the impact will be greater
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than the meteorite that
killed the dinosaurs.
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Oh!
Deputy's plan only made things worse.
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Why did we listen to him? Uhh...
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Wait. Huh?
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He wasn't wearing his hat!
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Oh,
we shouldn't have taken him seriously.
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Oh, come on. It was just a dumb idea
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that wasn't even mine, by the way.
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You've really done it now, Goodman.
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Caused the end of the world.
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Unless we do something
about dumb face mountain.
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Pick it up and move it to another state.
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Put a big rug over it?
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Or disarm the missile, put me on it,
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then I'll figure it out from there?
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Brilliant. Yeah, let's do it.
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Nuclear missile disarmed.
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Wait.
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Looking for this?
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My hat!
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Now, we can't take his plan seriously.
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The nuke is disarmed and
the world is about to end.
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Only one thing left to do. Gentlemen?
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- Sheriff?
- Huh?
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What are you doing?
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They won't take my plan seriously now,
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but they did before they
knew I wasn't wearing a hat.
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You were right.
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The hats don't matter.
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What matters is good ideas.
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Like this one.
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Whee!
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Mmm.
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Floyd, open wide and hang on!
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You taste good, Sheriff.
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Sheriff!
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- Thank goodness you're okay!
- Way to go, Sheriff!
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And I'm glad you finally saw
that you never needed your hat.
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Well, you'll also be glad to know
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00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:56,028
that we're no longer
destroying dumb face mountain.
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00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:57,396
- Oh?
- Not sure why,
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00:09:57,398 --> 00:10:00,065
but everybody's taking
it more seriously now.
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- Huh?
- Get inside me, Sheriff!
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Huh. Guess you were wrong after all.
273
00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,538
- Oh.
- Sheriff?
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00:10:06,540 --> 00:10:09,207
Won't you invite the
president over for dinner?
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Yes, mama.
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Oh, but, Goodman,
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guess you gotta eat your hat.
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