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Previously onMom...
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I just got a text from my son.
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He hasn't spoken to me in years.
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I chose booze over my own son.
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Marjorie would love to babysit.
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Well, that's too bad.
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She's made her choices,
and I've made mine.
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Jerry decided that
he wants his daughter
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to have a relationship
with her grandma.
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Hey.Hey.
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Your husband's a dick.
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Fine. And you?
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Out of nowhere, Adam said
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I'm not allowed in
his office anymore.
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Well, he is a little funny
about his privacy.
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You know I'm not allowed
in his jacket pockets?
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We're married,
and I can't have a Tic Tac?
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Or a twenty.
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I've worked at the
bar for over a year.
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Obviously, it's 'cause
I'm an ex-con.
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You want me to talk
to him for you?
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I'll probably forget,
but I'm happy to offer.No.
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I'm just gonna act
like I'm over it,
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and really resent him
behind his back.
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That's what I do.
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Thank you, Ginny.
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This is perfect.
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What's with the
baby bouncer?
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Is Majorie treating her
cats like people again?
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I mean, the stroller was
embarrassing enough.
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She's babysitting
her granddaughter tomorrow.
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That's huge!
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How come nobody told me?
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She didtell you.
She told all of us.
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Yeah, we talked about it
for most of lunch the other day.
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Well, I must've been
in the bathroom.
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No, you were there, and
engaged in the conversation.
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Really?
Yeah, you told her
you didn't think
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she was ready for it.
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Then you ate my fries,
and told Wendy
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her blouse was sadder
than The Notebook.
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That sounds like me.
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Look what Ginny lent me.
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I know, because
you're babysitting
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your granddaughter
tomorrow. I remember.
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How? You weren't even
at lunch when I told everybody.
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You are both mean.
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Ooh. I had so much fun
messing with her head.
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Can we make that
a new thing?
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Let's make that
our new thing.
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You don't have much
going on, do you?
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Okay, we both have
our cell phones,
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but just in case, I'm sending
you the numbers to the church,
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the reception hall
and the bride and groom.
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Please don't call
the bride and groom.
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I won't.
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Don't worry.
Sophia and I are gonna be fine.
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Hear that?
Let's go.I just...
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I want to cover everything
in the diaper bag.
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Let's go. I haven't had
a drink in 17 months.
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If we're bragging,
I haven't had one in 38 years.
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Should we leave her
the car seat?
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Actually, I bought one.
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All right.
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Well, then
let me double-check it
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'cause 74% of car seats
are installed wrong.
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I had it installed
at the fire station.
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We didn't
even do that.
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Thank you,
Marjorie.
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Goodbye, smushie.
I love you somuch.
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Jerry, get in the car.
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Okay.
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Have a nice time.
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Okay.
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You and Grandma
are gonna have fun today.
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Let me show you around my house.
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Okay, this is the kitchen,
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and this is the living room.
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And that's cat barf
I just stepped in.
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Which one of you did this?
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We're gonna have
to interrogate the cats.
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Thank you so much.
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I've never seen
Boz Scaggs this sick.
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All right, so, Dr. Feeny doesn't
work on the weekends, so,
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if they say that
it's his liver, it's not.
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Those enzymes
are always elevated.
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And if they try to give him
amoxicillin, that is a big "no."
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Marjorie?
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You're right.
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You can handle it.
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Actually, I was gonna
say I can'thandle it.
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How about I stay
here with the baby,
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and you take the
cat to the vet?
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No. This is the first time
my son is leaving her with me,
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and if anything happened...Hey.
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I kept two kids alive.
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They're not really talking
to me, but they're alive.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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I'll be right back.
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Call me if you need me.
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I'm
blocking you in.
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Here. Just take my car.
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You know we'll never be able
to do that again.
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Why would we need to?
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Bye, Sophia.
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Hi.
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My name is Christy,
and I'm an alcoholic
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and a gambler
and a natural blonde.
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Two truths and a lie.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Have you seen this one?
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Wait. Where'd I go?
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Here I am!
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No, no.
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Don't-don't worry.
I'm not sick.
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I'm just very allergic to
kittens, and like a silly willy,
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I forgot to bring my medication.
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You like that?
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Yeah.
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Ooh. Wait.
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Yeah.
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All gone.
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No. No, don't cry.
Don't cry.
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There's another box.
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No, there isn't.
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Um...!
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Ha. We'll start over.
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Yeah.
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Ooh..
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Come on. It's the same thing
we've been doing for an hour.
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Or ten minutes.
My God.
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All right, I got what I need.
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Look.
It's our favorite game.
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No. That's my mean
law school professor.
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Well, they're all mean,
but she makes the boys cry.
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Let's pretend to look
at the stool softener.
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Excuse me.
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Aren't you in my
administrative law class?
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Professor Winslow,
I-I didn't see you.
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Yes.
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You look awful.
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Thank you.
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I didn't realize
you had a baby.
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If I'd done law school
with a baby, I'd be dead.
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Well, no, she's not...
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Well...
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it is hard.
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So this is why
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you're always late and
distracted and unprepared?
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That's what you get
for trying to have it all.
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Well, I didn't realize
what you were dealing with.
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But I'm gonna be more
patient with your mommy
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now that I realize
why she's such a mess.
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Hang in there.
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I will!
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Where was this treatment when
I got pregnant in high school?
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Got your text.
What's going on?
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I thought I was having
an allergy attack,
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but I think
I'm coming down with something.
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You can't catch
anything from a cat, right?
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What were you doing with it?
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Just take over with the baby.All right.
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All right, step aside.
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Let me show you
how this is done.
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40 years late, but okay.
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Hey, I did something
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morally questionable.
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Is this about the cat again?
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I ran into my professor
at the pharmacy
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and let her believe
Sophia's my baby,
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and now she thinks
I have a super hard life,
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and she's gonna give
me special treatment.
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Hit me with
the morally questionable part.
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That's it. I lied to her.
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First of all, that sounds
like a lie of omission,
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and nobody counts those.
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But more importantly,
your life ishard.
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Yeah, but I don't
have a baby.
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So your life is hard
in different ways.
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You've got, like, 27 addictions
and 12 jobs.
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Okay, it's only
two addictions.
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That we know about.
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Honey, your life is a crapfest
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wrapped in a nightmare
on top of a dumpster fire.
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Great. Now
I'm sick andsad.
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Marjorie has my car.
Give me your keys.
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Don't wreck my car.
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Don't leave her
in a basket at the laundromat.
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Come on! Aren't we laughing
about that yet?
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We are not.
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Wecan laugh about it.
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Okay, we've been through
all your grandma's
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drawers and closets,
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so we're officially
out of things to do.
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By the way, women's underpants
don't all look like that.
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But if you're curious
about how people dressed
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in pioneer days, you're welcome.
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What to do?
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See, this is what we needed.
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A little fresh air,
change of scenery.
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Look!
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I got hammered at that winery.
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And that one.
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Ooh, did coke behind that one
with a gentleman in long boots.
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Don't look at me
with that judgy face.
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Damn, it's so adorable.
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I should have spent more time
looking at Christy's face
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when she was a baby.
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I bet it was cute.
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Gettin' sad.
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Let's crank some tunes.
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Yeah! Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.!
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Aw, damn!
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You feel like
helping me change a tire?
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Don't pretend to be asleep.
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Are you kidding me?
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Great, Marjorie, no spare tire,
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but you got
an emergency Christmas sweater.
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No.
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No, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Sophia?
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See the little button?
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Open the door.
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Do you know "open"?
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Waah!
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Don't laugh at me.
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I'm trying to help you.
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No. My God,
I'm failing another baby.
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Okay, don't panic.
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Just think. Just think.
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Bad idea.
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Look at me know it's a bad idea
before I did it.
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Okay.
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Don't worry.
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Aunt Bonnie knows
how to break into cars.
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Stop with the judgy face.
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Better.
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Yes!
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Here's Bonnie!
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Hey.
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Ooh.
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Hold on.
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I... am...
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amazing!
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And stuck in a trunk.
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How the hell
did you manage this?
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Why do you assume
it was my fault?
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Isn't this more fun than waiting
back there for a tow truck?
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You are gonna love Bugs Bunny.
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I used to watch it all the time
when I was a kid.
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And sometimes in college
when I was hi...
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hey, baby.
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I don't remember them shooting
each other in the face so much.
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My God. He just picked
his mouth up off the floor
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and stuck it back on.
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I'm just gonna turn this off.
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You are so sweet.
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And your skin is flawless.
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Do you have a specific routine,
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or is it just not having been
on Earth very long?
262
00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:17,535
You're right.
A lady never tells.
263
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,458
I want one of you so bad.
264
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,733
Hey, ladies.
265
00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:44,084
Jill, you didn't
steal a baby.
266
00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,825
It's Marjorie's granddaughter,
267
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:47,696
but I'm kind of pretending
like she's mine.
268
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:50,133
Ooh, it's cold in here.
Could you hold her for a second
269
00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:51,134
while I grab her hat?
270
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:53,049
No.
Not a fan.
271
00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:56,183
You're a nurse.
272
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:58,141
Of adults.
273
00:13:58,185 --> 00:14:00,056
What is the matter with you?
274
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:03,146
Babies are the most precious
things in the world.
275
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,498
And I am never gonna have one.
276
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,196
You don't know that.
277
00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:11,676
It's starting to feel that way.
278
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:16,072
And I've been doing my best
to put on a brave face,
279
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:18,770
but then this little bundle
of joy lands in my lap,
280
00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:20,990
and I can't hold it
together anymore.
281
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,168
Can somebody please take the
baby so I could get her hat!
282
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:26,561
You do it.I don't know,
283
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:28,693
I'm not really into babies.
284
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,521
Look at the baby!
285
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,222
You don't think
she smells weird?
286
00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:40,923
I know I'm supposed to trust
that my higher power has a plan,
287
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,664
but... I'm not really interested
288
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:45,406
if that plan doesn't
include me being a mother.
289
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:46,973
Aw.
290
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,063
See?
291
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:52,065
Adults I'm good with.
292
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,720
Here. I'll
take her outside.
293
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,157
No, you need to be
here more than me.
294
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,462
I was just gonna
bitch about Adam.
295
00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:00,116
You're having
a breakdown.
296
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,814
: But she could still be
my baby for a few more hours.
297
00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:05,078
Ooh. Yikes. Listen. Wendy,
you start the meeting.
298
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:07,254
I'm gonna take her
back to Marjorie's.Okay.
299
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:09,821
The little hands.
300
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:16,002
Look at you so tiny.
301
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:18,004
Just starting out.
302
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:20,963
Good news:
it's a great time to be a woman.
303
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,617
You can be fierce now.
304
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:26,012
You don't have to take
C-R-A-P from anybody.
305
00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:28,188
You can speak your mind.
306
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:31,452
You can tell a guy
when he's being a D-I-C-K.
307
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:35,586
Know what?
We're gonna make one stop.
308
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:41,679
I quit.What?
309
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,507
Whose baby is that?
310
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,596
Don't change the subject.
I can't work for someone
311
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:46,989
who doesn't trust me.
312
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,730
Who doesn't trust you?
Whose baby is that?
313
00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:50,993
You don't trust me.
You banned me from your office.
314
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,082
I mean, I get it.
Don't trust the ex-con.
315
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,475
We don't deserve
a second chance.
316
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:55,998
Why let us out at all?
317
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:58,131
Okay, here's a little something
I learned at home.
318
00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:00,002
Do you need a meeting?
319
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,786
'cause I'm feeling
my feelings?
320
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:04,006
Tammy, I told everyone
to stay out of my office.
321
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,094
You did?Yeah.
322
00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:07,009
Why?'Cause I don't trust Joe yet,
323
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,055
and I didn't want
to single him out.
324
00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:12,058
Yeah, Joe's super creepy.
325
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,016
Why'd you hire him
in the first place?
326
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,410
'Cause he's an ex-con, and
I'm trying to give him a break.
327
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:19,108
Well,
I feel a little foolish.
328
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,112
Do you want to un-quit?
329
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:25,027
Yes, please.
And now that I'm back,Okay.
330
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,029
can I get some
free employee wings?
331
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,683
Hello, baby.
332
00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,079
Never mind.
We're leaving.
333
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:33,993
Well...
334
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,559
whose baby is that?
335
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,389
We're home.
336
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,610
Christy?
337
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:46,135
Sophia?
338
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,487
Christy?
339
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,543
Hello?
340
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,023
Where are you?
341
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,328
I don't know.
342
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:07,113
Where is Sophia?
343
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,942
She's with my mom
at your house.
344
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:13,641
I'm at my house.
No one's here.
345
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:16,905
Hold on. I'll-I'll
conference her in.
346
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,127
Go for Bonnie.
347
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,302
Where are you?
348
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:23,738
I'm on the side of the road
349
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:25,479
watching Arlo change a tire.
350
00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:26,480
What?What?
351
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:28,134
Where is the baby?Hey, Marjorie.
352
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,136
She's at your
house with Jill.
353
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:33,052
I'm at my house.
There's no one here.
354
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:35,097
Let me
conference her in.
355
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:37,795
Hello?
356
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:39,449
Where are you?Leaving a meeting.
357
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,060
Where is my granddaughter?
358
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,149
Well, Tammy brought her
back to your house,
359
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,325
because I was having
a bit of a meltdown.
360
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,153
No good comes from babies.
361
00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:48,980
Tammy's not here.
362
00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:51,200
All conference her in.
363
00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:53,985
Hello?
364
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:55,465
Where's Sophia?
Where are you?Where's the baby?
365
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:58,294
Is this a conference call?
I've never been on one of those.
366
00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:00,470
Just tell me
where you are.
367
00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:02,124
I'm in your living room.
368
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,908
- No, you aren't!
- No, you're not!
369
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:05,693
Wait. Yes, you are.
370
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,216
Goodbye.
371
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:15,137
There's my beautiful girl!
372
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:16,573
She prefers "fierce woman."
373
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:19,054
Also, if you blow on her belly,
she giggles.
374
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,925
Then again, who doesn't?
375
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,849
Hi. How was the wedding?
376
00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:34,025
It was great.
Where's Sophia?
377
00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:35,766
Right there. Hi!
378
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:38,160
We had the best time!
379
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:41,816
We danced.
People filled my wineglass.
380
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:44,732
No one bit down on my nipple.
381
00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:46,995
I'm so glad.
382
00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:50,390
Sophia and I had a
wonderful day, too.
383
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:53,001
You know, I got to admit, I was
little nervous about this,
384
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,133
but you really came through.
385
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,657
You're the best.
386
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,049
You really have changed.
387
00:18:58,093 --> 00:18:59,616
That means a lot.
388
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:03,620
So, um, maybe we
can do this again sometime.
389
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,579
I would love that.I would love that.
390
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,060
Okay.
391
00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:14,283
Jerry. Wait.
392
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,112
Um...
393
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,027
I didn't exactly
do this alone today.
394
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:22,248
I had to take
a sick cat to the vet,
395
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:25,120
so I left Sophia
with Christy,
396
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:28,036
and then Christy
came down with a cold,
397
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:31,257
so she gave Sophia
to her mom, and...
398
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,259
Basically, everyone
on my speed dial
399
00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:36,349
took care
of your daughter today.
400
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,525
But I guarantee you
401
00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:40,091
she was safe and loved
402
00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:42,746
the entire time.
403
00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:44,835
Although she
did go to a bar
404
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:47,055
and attend
her first AA meeting.
405
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:53,017
I-I can't believe
you told me all that.
406
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:56,804
Well... it's just,
it took so long
407
00:19:56,847 --> 00:20:00,111
to get you back in my life--
I want to be completely honest.
408
00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:03,593
I appreciate that.
409
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,682
Okay.
410
00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:07,467
Talk to you later, Mom.
411
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,047
Hello?
412
00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:25,615
He called me Mom.
413
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:27,878
My God.
414
00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:30,229
I'll conference everyone in!
415
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,585
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