Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,814 --> 00:00:05,478
Gensou Haikyuusha
(Illusions Distribution Company)
2
00:00:23,704 --> 00:00:27,140
Okay... Done.
3
00:00:28,408 --> 00:00:30,103
It's completed.
4
00:00:35,082 --> 00:00:37,710
Maidroid vs. Hostroid Troop
5
00:01:02,576 --> 00:01:04,840
I feel so good...
6
00:01:05,212 --> 00:01:09,512
I get horny just by thinking about
a good-looking man like you,
7
00:01:09,549 --> 00:01:12,882
Professor George,
doing such things to me.
8
00:01:17,958 --> 00:01:22,952
It's true. Appearance is very
important to human beings.
9
00:01:22,996 --> 00:01:28,400
Because you, Ayaka, are so pretty,
I am sucking your tits.
10
00:02:13,713 --> 00:02:18,810
No. Don't. Don't lick me there.
I haven't taken a shower yet, so you shouldn't.
11
00:02:18,852 --> 00:02:22,151
A pretty girl's spot is never dirty.
12
00:02:49,649 --> 00:02:52,345
Hey! Please come on in.
13
00:02:53,286 --> 00:02:58,053
You, Ayaka, are a dirty girl.
14
00:03:27,287 --> 00:03:31,223
It's so great.
I have never felt this good.
15
00:03:32,726 --> 00:03:38,562
Show me your face. I want to come while
I am watching your good-looking face!
16
00:04:07,561 --> 00:04:13,989
Miss Ayaka Saijo. I have been watching only
you since I entered this university.
17
00:04:14,701 --> 00:04:21,903
I consider myself someone who deeply understands you,
Ayaka, more than anyone else in the world.
18
00:04:39,225 --> 00:04:43,286
Because you were so rough last night...
19
00:04:51,304 --> 00:04:54,740
No. Don't make me horny again.
20
00:04:56,710 --> 00:05:01,477
He must be the new associate professor,
George Shirosaki.
21
00:05:11,291 --> 00:05:14,852
Hello...
22
00:05:19,366 --> 00:05:21,425
Who is he?
23
00:05:21,935 --> 00:05:27,669
He's Shotaro Akiba, from the
machine technology department.
24
00:05:27,707 --> 00:05:32,644
He always stares at me,
and he's a creepy weirdo!
25
00:05:34,214 --> 00:05:36,375
Machine technology...
26
00:05:44,157 --> 00:05:47,991
It's from the doctor.
Such bad timing!
27
00:05:51,331 --> 00:05:56,496
There is an important matter we need to talk about.
Come quickly to the workshop.
28
00:05:58,338 --> 00:06:01,205
Hello, Doctor! Doctor Koenji!
29
00:06:03,109 --> 00:06:04,599
Doctor?
30
00:06:06,212 --> 00:06:07,372
Doctor?
31
00:06:08,081 --> 00:06:09,480
Doctor?
32
00:06:12,252 --> 00:06:13,844
Doctor!
33
00:06:26,466 --> 00:06:29,367
I have to go pick up my child now.
34
00:06:29,402 --> 00:06:32,132
Madam, are you sure you
want me to stop?
35
00:06:32,172 --> 00:06:35,164
You seem already turned on.
36
00:06:35,208 --> 00:06:38,405
Don't be mean to me.
37
00:06:40,146 --> 00:06:46,142
The mean one is your husband, not me.
38
00:06:47,721 --> 00:06:52,351
Leaving such a beautiful wife alone
is such a waste.
39
00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:06,939
I'm so glad that a good-looking man
like you says such things to me.
40
00:07:19,686 --> 00:07:25,181
No. I'm in the middle of my period.
I have a tampon in now.
41
00:07:26,292 --> 00:07:31,229
Then, let me explain about the product...
42
00:07:33,933 --> 00:07:37,528
First, take off the safety guard...
43
00:07:46,279 --> 00:07:50,909
And aim the hose at the burning fire...
44
00:07:53,653 --> 00:07:56,816
And now, everything left is discharging.
45
00:09:05,792 --> 00:09:11,924
You are so good-looking. Just looking at
your face turns me on even more!
46
00:09:16,469 --> 00:09:18,733
What a dirty woman...
47
00:09:18,771 --> 00:09:24,403
But don't worry,
I will make sure to put the fire out.
48
00:09:40,793 --> 00:09:46,959
I'm going to buy as many as possible for
relatives, neighbors, and everyone.
49
00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:51,061
I will spend all the money
my husband has earned!
50
00:09:53,206 --> 00:09:53,706
Oedo Technology University- Accidental Death
of Robotics Technology Doctor on Campus!!
51
00:09:53,706 --> 00:09:55,909
Oedo Technology University- Accidental Death
of Robotics Technology Doctor on Campus!!
Because of the accidental death of Dr. Koenji during
an experiment on the Oedo Technology University campus,
52
00:09:55,909 --> 00:09:55,942
Because of the accidental death of Dr. Koenji during
an experiment on the Oedo Technology University campus,
53
00:09:55,942 --> 00:09:58,845
Professor Yoshiyuki Koenji,
who died during an experiment.
Because of the accidental death of Dr. Koenji during
an experiment on the Oedo Technology University campus,
54
00:09:58,845 --> 00:09:59,777
Because of the accidental death of Dr. Koenji during
an experiment on the Oedo Technology University campus,
55
00:09:59,812 --> 00:10:05,375
the fact that a dangerous experiment like this was
conducted on campus is being targeted for criticism.
56
00:10:06,119 --> 00:10:09,856
Mr. A from
the University
He loved machines in an abnormal way.
Maybe they should be called figures rather than machines.
57
00:10:09,856 --> 00:10:11,881
He loved machines in an abnormal way.
Maybe they should be called figures rather than machines.
58
00:10:11,925 --> 00:10:16,157
It's creepy to love machines or figures
more than live women.
59
00:10:16,195 --> 00:10:19,358
He was an abnormal, creepy,
weird professor.
60
00:10:19,399 --> 00:10:21,594
What would you know about him?
61
00:10:23,536 --> 00:10:27,836
The problem is judging men merely by appearance.
62
00:10:27,874 --> 00:10:32,004
- Good-looking, normal looking, ugly looking,
creepy looking... - Good insight!
63
00:10:32,045 --> 00:10:35,708
It is not right that such a caste-like
hierarchy has been established.
64
00:10:35,748 --> 00:10:41,983
Ugly-looking or creepy-looking guys
have never been liked by women,
65
00:10:42,021 --> 00:10:42,755
but they are human beings too.
66
00:10:42,755 --> 00:10:44,791
Dear Miss
Ayaka Saijo
but they are human beings too.
67
00:10:46,592 --> 00:10:50,824
When you are lonely at night,
what you do is...
68
00:10:50,863 --> 00:10:56,631
drink alcohol with girls at cabaret clubs,
or go to sex establishments.
69
00:10:56,703 --> 00:11:01,436
As long as you have money,
girls will speak to you as an obligation,
70
00:11:01,507 --> 00:11:04,704
no matter how you look,
but think about this:
71
00:11:04,744 --> 00:11:07,440
Where will the money you've paid go?
72
00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:16,149
Where do the big salaries of girls from cabaret clubs,
or S&M clubs, or massage parlors, get spent?
73
00:11:16,189 --> 00:11:20,922
Yes, the girls go to host clubs where
good-looking guys are,
74
00:11:20,927 --> 00:11:24,954
or they give money to good-looking pimps.
75
00:11:25,431 --> 00:11:30,801
Now, a market has been established,
based on special economic theory.
76
00:11:30,837 --> 00:11:35,774
Normal-looking, ugly-looking, creepy-looking men
give money, which they have earned from daily labor,
77
00:11:35,808 --> 00:11:39,972
to women, and women give that
money to good-looking guys.
78
00:11:40,013 --> 00:11:48,614
In other words, most men's money goes to women which,
in turn, goes to a limited number of good-looking guys.
79
00:11:48,654 --> 00:11:52,920
It is an exploitative structure that
could be called a "love hierarchy".
80
00:11:52,959 --> 00:12:00,331
We have to break down this class system based on
physical appearance, or a "love hierarchy".
81
00:12:01,534 --> 00:12:03,399
Courier service!
82
00:12:03,436 --> 00:12:04,528
Yes.
83
00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:10,370
You guys, who are not
popular among women,
84
00:12:10,410 --> 00:12:16,815
or who cannot even dream about a relationship or
marriage, or who are ugly-looking, or creepy-looking men...
85
00:12:16,849 --> 00:12:21,786
Now is the time to stand up!
Think about it...
86
00:12:21,821 --> 00:12:29,250
Is it our fault that we were born ugly?
No! Not at all!
87
00:12:29,328 --> 00:12:33,992
But why do we have to suffer
this much persecution?
88
00:12:34,033 --> 00:12:39,027
Why is it that these men who happened
to be born good-looking...
89
00:12:39,072 --> 00:12:44,476
receive such preferential treatment in society
and are promised the lives of winners?
90
00:12:44,510 --> 00:12:47,240
All men, stand up!
91
00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:51,910
Now is the time to overturn the values
based on physical appearance.
92
00:12:52,952 --> 00:12:55,921
Please wait a moment
93
00:12:56,022 --> 00:12:58,224
To: Shotaro Akiba
From: Yoshiyuki Koenji
94
00:12:58,224 --> 00:13:00,359
To: Shotaro Akiba
From: Yoshiyuki Koenji
Dr. Koenji?
95
00:13:13,873 --> 00:13:15,500
What?
96
00:13:20,413 --> 00:13:22,074
What is this?
97
00:13:34,127 --> 00:13:35,719
Ayaka?
98
00:13:42,502 --> 00:13:49,965
This is not a human being...
A life-sized figure... Also a maid.
99
00:13:53,112 --> 00:13:57,344
This is so exquisite...
It really looks alive.
100
00:14:06,993 --> 00:14:11,726
Frilly... He is very detail-oriented.
101
00:14:13,299 --> 00:14:17,133
The Doctor's parting gift...
I appreciate it.
102
00:14:26,579 --> 00:14:28,877
Oh, it's soft...
103
00:14:29,348 --> 00:14:32,340
What kind of material did he use?
104
00:14:42,695 --> 00:14:46,563
Wow! I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
105
00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:53,035
Recognizing Master
106
00:14:57,376 --> 00:15:00,243
Nice to meet you, Master.
107
00:15:00,279 --> 00:15:06,445
I'm your maidroid, Maria.
Please look upon me kindly.
108
00:15:06,586 --> 00:15:08,577
"Maidroid"?
109
00:15:15,294 --> 00:15:17,023
Manual...
110
00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:26,934
"The startup switch is a pisiform protrusion
from the pubic area..." Is this a clitoris?
111
00:15:31,377 --> 00:15:38,749
"Maidroid recognizes the person who flipped the switch
as her master and is custom-programmed."
112
00:15:42,221 --> 00:15:47,158
Doctor! What an incredible thing
you invented!
113
00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:14,779
Hail, Uekusa. Professor, I successfully carried
out the assassination of Dr. Koenji.
114
00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:21,555
I see. A traitor can receive only death.
How is the mission going?
115
00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:24,495
Yes, it is being duly carried out.
116
00:16:25,197 --> 00:16:29,099
I will reach the ultimate goal soon.
117
00:16:29,135 --> 00:16:34,835
When it is completed, the world will
definitely be overturned!
118
00:16:51,991 --> 00:16:57,657
Maidroid... It's so real.
119
00:16:59,799 --> 00:17:04,429
- Master, I will wash your back.
- What?
120
00:17:19,819 --> 00:17:22,117
You don't have to wash me there.
121
00:17:22,121 --> 00:17:26,649
Master, there is something
serious going on.
122
00:17:27,593 --> 00:17:30,084
Maria will take care of this.
123
00:17:42,475 --> 00:17:44,443
Wait! Stop it!
124
00:17:58,891 --> 00:18:03,123
Heart Rate
Satisfaction
Pleasant
Sensation
125
00:18:03,129 --> 00:18:04,926
Theta Waves =
126
00:18:05,064 --> 00:18:08,124
It seems like you were satisfied.
127
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:12,569
- What a lot of theta waves...
- "Theta waves"?
128
00:18:32,925 --> 00:18:38,864
"All-round flexible capability service
program built-in."
129
00:18:47,006 --> 00:18:50,703
Master, bed-making is completed.
130
00:19:06,358 --> 00:19:10,089
Please sleep well.
131
00:19:11,464 --> 00:19:23,365
Sleep well. Sleep well. Sleep well...
132
00:19:23,409 --> 00:19:25,536
It disturbs my sleep!
133
00:19:25,578 --> 00:19:29,412
- Sleep well. Sleep well...
- Hey!
134
00:19:31,350 --> 00:19:33,284
Hotel Shogetsu
135
00:19:35,187 --> 00:19:39,851
I didn't expect to get into a relationship
with you, good-looking manager.
136
00:19:39,992 --> 00:19:43,792
You are the one who turned me on.
137
00:19:45,798 --> 00:19:51,964
How is it? Your nipples are sticking out
like headlights on a car.
138
00:19:52,004 --> 00:19:55,201
Oh, I'm embarrassed!
139
00:20:25,938 --> 00:20:31,638
Something outrageous in going on here, too.
I want to ask you to make a copy.
140
00:20:32,311 --> 00:20:41,447
Even though you are so good-looking...
joking in this situation is sexual harassment.
141
00:20:45,057 --> 00:20:48,823
Look at where I'm licking.
142
00:20:48,861 --> 00:20:55,630
It's so exciting to look at your
good-looking face in between my thighs.
143
00:20:58,170 --> 00:21:04,734
Manager. I can't stand it anymore...
Please put it in.
144
00:21:05,778 --> 00:21:11,239
Already time for payment?
Work isn't over yet.
145
00:21:36,108 --> 00:21:39,976
Good! It's horribly good!
146
00:21:44,450 --> 00:21:48,284
You have to accept my proposal.
147
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:55,055
For money in secret accounts you deal with,
deposit it into the account I specify.
148
00:21:56,462 --> 00:22:01,729
But Manager, isn't that embezzlement?
149
00:22:01,767 --> 00:22:05,669
What? You want it from your side?
150
00:22:18,150 --> 00:22:21,210
It's so good! Really good!
151
00:22:21,353 --> 00:22:26,052
I'll do anything for your good-looking face!
152
00:22:37,536 --> 00:22:40,972
Doesn't it smell burnt?
153
00:22:43,709 --> 00:22:47,702
Master, your breakfast is ready.
154
00:22:54,753 --> 00:22:56,983
It's burnt black!
155
00:23:09,168 --> 00:23:13,696
"Built-in scatterbrain program to make
men's dreams come true."
156
00:23:15,340 --> 00:23:19,606
How elaborate!
Doctor really loved it.
157
00:23:25,918 --> 00:23:29,115
Sorry to make you engage in paid dates.
158
00:23:29,154 --> 00:23:35,787
No. I will do anything for you,
Professor George.
159
00:23:42,434 --> 00:23:47,030
Maria will clean Master's room.
160
00:24:10,963 --> 00:24:13,659
Welcome back, Master.
161
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,764
Welcome back?
162
00:24:23,642 --> 00:24:26,702
Maria. What's the matter?
163
00:24:26,712 --> 00:24:31,775
I'm sorry, Master...
164
00:24:44,429 --> 00:24:48,832
"Maidroid's power source is the theta waves
coming from the master's brain."
165
00:24:48,867 --> 00:24:53,736
"Unless there is at least one occurrence of
Master's satisfaction per day, she will shut down."
166
00:24:53,772 --> 00:24:56,536
Is there anyway to help her?
167
00:24:57,676 --> 00:25:01,612
Theta waves from the brain... I see.
168
00:25:11,023 --> 00:25:15,050
Anytime, anywhere, masturbation
is a virgin's speciality!
169
00:25:16,028 --> 00:25:20,021
Maria? How is it?
How are my theta waves?
170
00:25:22,801 --> 00:25:26,066
Master, please leave it to me.
171
00:25:33,212 --> 00:25:34,770
Oh, no!
172
00:25:40,185 --> 00:25:43,313
Dear Miss
Ayaka Saijo
173
00:25:53,332 --> 00:25:56,426
Aren't you satisfied?
174
00:25:57,769 --> 00:26:03,674
No. It's not about that...
I just remembered a girl I liked.
175
00:26:04,343 --> 00:26:06,868
A girl you liked?
176
00:26:08,146 --> 00:26:11,912
Telling you, a robot,
cannot help anything.
177
00:26:22,961 --> 00:26:24,258
Oh.
178
00:26:25,530 --> 00:26:29,762
Paid dating is not stable income.
179
00:26:29,801 --> 00:26:34,636
I would like you to go to a massage parlor
my acquaintance runs, starting tomorrow.
180
00:26:34,673 --> 00:26:36,163
What?
181
00:26:41,513 --> 00:26:43,811
What do you mean?
182
00:26:44,616 --> 00:26:47,176
Shotaro Akiba...
183
00:26:47,386 --> 00:26:52,688
You're seeing Ayaka, aren't you?
Do you make her prostitute herself?
184
00:26:52,724 --> 00:26:56,558
You are an associate professor.
What are you thinking?!
185
00:27:00,632 --> 00:27:02,429
Damn you!
186
00:27:05,304 --> 00:27:09,707
Stop it. It's no creepy-faced
weirdo's business!
187
00:27:11,043 --> 00:27:12,977
You heard her.
188
00:27:23,522 --> 00:27:25,080
Master!
189
00:27:26,591 --> 00:27:33,463
A creepy weirdo would be better off
on the ground like this!
190
00:27:35,567 --> 00:27:37,364
Wait a moment!
191
00:27:40,172 --> 00:27:44,006
- Maria!
- What are you?
192
00:27:44,609 --> 00:27:46,941
I'm a maidroid, Maria.
193
00:27:47,479 --> 00:27:50,448
What's that? Impossible!
194
00:27:50,515 --> 00:27:54,815
Maria will not allow anyone
to hurt her master.
195
00:27:56,989 --> 00:27:59,480
Combat Mode
196
00:28:13,038 --> 00:28:15,233
How dare you do that to Professor George?
197
00:28:15,273 --> 00:28:16,570
Ouch!
198
00:28:18,243 --> 00:28:21,110
Stop, Maria!
What are you doing to Ayaka?
199
00:28:41,933 --> 00:28:43,195
What?
200
00:28:52,310 --> 00:28:55,279
Are you an android?
201
00:28:55,313 --> 00:28:58,339
Seems like you also are.
202
00:29:00,318 --> 00:29:05,984
Yes, I'm a good-Iooking android:
A hostroid.
203
00:29:06,958 --> 00:29:10,826
Good-looking, shiny white teeth beam!
204
00:29:13,532 --> 00:29:15,727
Frilly apron shield!
205
00:29:20,372 --> 00:29:22,636
Osaka cat punches!
206
00:29:36,421 --> 00:29:39,049
Gold fingers!
207
00:29:52,604 --> 00:29:54,162
Maria!
208
00:30:00,412 --> 00:30:06,351
Master, don't worry...
Maidroid will never lose.
209
00:30:16,895 --> 00:30:19,455
Moe moe headband sword!
210
00:30:34,012 --> 00:30:37,470
- Are you okay, Maria?
- Yes.
211
00:30:45,357 --> 00:30:47,450
Master! Dangerous!
212
00:30:49,060 --> 00:30:50,493
Maria!
213
00:31:02,607 --> 00:31:06,634
Maria... Maria... Maria!
214
00:31:06,678 --> 00:31:08,839
Are you alright?
215
00:31:18,557 --> 00:31:23,017
Master, were you hurt?
216
00:31:23,061 --> 00:31:26,394
I'm fine, but Maria!
217
00:31:27,032 --> 00:31:30,058
Shutting Down
218
00:31:51,056 --> 00:31:54,287
Maria, I will fix you now.
219
00:32:01,399 --> 00:32:05,028
First, switching off...
220
00:32:20,085 --> 00:32:22,553
- Doctor!
- Shotaro...
221
00:32:23,488 --> 00:32:26,753
if you are watching this...
222
00:32:26,791 --> 00:32:34,197
does that mean I'm not here anymore,
and now you are Maria's master?
223
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:38,363
How is she? Isn't she great?
224
00:32:38,837 --> 00:32:43,171
I modeled her on that girl you like.
225
00:32:46,911 --> 00:32:55,444
I have devoted my life to making
androids, human figure robots...
226
00:32:55,987 --> 00:33:00,014
but study requires money.
227
00:33:00,292 --> 00:33:04,888
There was a man who offered
me support for money.
228
00:33:04,929 --> 00:33:10,925
He is professor Uekusa, from the
cyberconvertor technology development laboratory.
229
00:33:10,969 --> 00:33:17,898
I thought he agreed with my research,
but he actually didn't.
230
00:33:17,976 --> 00:33:22,106
He is ugly, so he hasn't been popular
among women at all.
231
00:33:22,147 --> 00:33:30,282
Having that complex drove him crazy,
but I should have noticed much earlier.
232
00:33:30,322 --> 00:33:39,094
Professor Uekusa requested that
I develop hostroids in exchange for money.
233
00:33:39,130 --> 00:33:47,299
The thirteen hostroids that I made have been dispatched
to all over the country, under Professor Uekusa's orders.
234
00:33:47,339 --> 00:33:51,799
They seduced uppity women,
and made the women supply them with money.
235
00:33:52,243 --> 00:33:59,172
Professor Uekusa, who bears intense hatred against
a class system based on appearance and "love hierarchy",
236
00:33:59,217 --> 00:34:05,645
intends to inflict punishment on women
who think ugly men are not even human.
237
00:34:13,164 --> 00:34:18,830
I, who am associated with this horrible plan,
have had a guilty conscience,
238
00:34:18,870 --> 00:34:24,672
so I started creating a maidroid,
who fights against hostroids.
239
00:34:25,543 --> 00:34:27,841
Is it Maria?
240
00:34:28,980 --> 00:34:36,250
Maria has a special love circuit,
which other androids don't have.
241
00:34:36,321 --> 00:34:38,255
"Love circuit..."
242
00:34:39,257 --> 00:34:44,126
Maria is really a special being.
243
00:34:46,631 --> 00:34:52,069
She is different from hostroids, who have sex
with anybody they are given orders to.
244
00:34:52,103 --> 00:34:57,439
Maria can love someone
through her own will.
245
00:34:57,475 --> 00:35:00,842
That is the love circuit?
246
00:35:00,879 --> 00:35:06,818
But unfortunately, the love circuit
has not yet been completed.
247
00:35:07,552 --> 00:35:13,354
It's up to you, Shotaro,
to make Maria aware of the love...
248
00:35:13,391 --> 00:35:19,921
that is kept deep inside of her Al,
and start up the love circuit.
249
00:35:19,964 --> 00:35:24,060
But you know what my grades are?!
250
00:35:24,102 --> 00:35:29,472
How could dare I accomplish what
Doctor was not able to complete?
251
00:35:29,507 --> 00:35:34,376
Professor Uekusa is coming after my life.
252
00:35:34,412 --> 00:35:42,615
Shotaro, I want you and Maria
to stop Professor Uekusa's plan.
253
00:35:43,488 --> 00:35:44,853
Doctor!
254
00:36:04,876 --> 00:36:09,108
What? An android in maid form?
255
00:36:12,750 --> 00:36:19,246
Yes, she is a tough opponent and has
a considerable degree of skill.
256
00:36:21,192 --> 00:36:25,424
Koenji! I've heard he liked maids, but...
257
00:36:25,463 --> 00:36:28,557
How are the hostroids who have been
urgently deployed, now?
258
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:34,197
Yes, there are three hostroids:
A student, a manager, and a door-to-door salesman.
259
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:39,199
Okay, dispatch the hostroid destroyer troop!
260
00:36:39,377 --> 00:36:41,004
Hail, Uekusa!
261
00:36:46,417 --> 00:36:50,376
Oh well! I should have listened to
Doctor's lectures more carefully...
262
00:36:51,789 --> 00:36:55,691
It's dangerous. Maria!
263
00:37:05,303 --> 00:37:07,931
This should be it, but...
264
00:37:23,488 --> 00:37:27,322
"During the restart, initialization
erases previous memories,
265
00:37:27,358 --> 00:37:32,819
"and she recognizes the person who flipped
on the switch as her master again."
266
00:37:34,499 --> 00:37:35,864
What?
267
00:37:40,204 --> 00:37:44,231
So all of the memories so far
are going away?
268
00:38:28,086 --> 00:38:34,355
Maria, the last few days we spent together,
have been so much fun.
269
00:38:35,193 --> 00:38:39,493
I have been all alone.
I thought I knew it...
270
00:38:40,865 --> 00:38:46,201
but I didn't at all.
271
00:38:49,974 --> 00:38:52,943
I finally realized...
272
00:38:56,648 --> 00:39:00,709
how lonely I have been.
273
00:39:17,735 --> 00:39:22,263
Maria, please wash my back again.
274
00:39:22,340 --> 00:39:25,207
I want to eat burnt fish again, too.
275
00:39:25,243 --> 00:39:29,441
Cleaning... is not necessary, though.
276
00:39:31,683 --> 00:39:36,416
Even if you forget everything,
I will remember.
277
00:39:36,688 --> 00:39:41,557
We can create new memories
again, can't we?
278
00:40:12,090 --> 00:40:14,058
Restart
279
00:40:14,092 --> 00:40:18,256
Initializing to Default Settings
280
00:40:18,696 --> 00:40:21,460
Is there still something broken?
281
00:40:42,820 --> 00:40:45,084
Master?
282
00:40:47,191 --> 00:40:48,783
Maria...
283
00:41:04,108 --> 00:41:06,599
Door-to-door salesman, George.
284
00:41:06,744 --> 00:41:08,507
Manager, George.
285
00:41:08,546 --> 00:41:11,344
Student, George.
286
00:41:14,085 --> 00:41:16,519
It seems like the restart
is not going well.
287
00:41:16,554 --> 00:41:18,522
In your condition...
288
00:41:18,556 --> 00:41:20,285
Can you fight with us?
289
00:41:24,428 --> 00:41:26,555
Master, run away!
290
00:41:40,344 --> 00:41:42,369
Through these giant dicks...
291
00:41:43,214 --> 00:41:45,978
Which will be inserted into your body...
292
00:41:46,450 --> 00:41:48,714
We will destroy you to pieces.
293
00:41:59,197 --> 00:42:04,396
Hostroids have sex following orders from
Professor Uekusa's supersonic wave flute.
294
00:42:04,468 --> 00:42:08,564
They don't pick when, or where,
or with whom they have sex.
295
00:42:16,214 --> 00:42:18,648
Maria's love circuit is incomplete...
296
00:42:18,716 --> 00:42:24,279
therefore, the sound of the evil supersonic wave flute
has an affect on her electric maidroid brain, too.
297
00:42:56,854 --> 00:43:01,120
What's the matter, Maria?
You have the love circuit!
298
00:43:21,312 --> 00:43:24,975
The sound of the flute was stopped by
electric discharges from the laser tool.
299
00:43:29,954 --> 00:43:33,117
I will protect Maria!
300
00:43:34,158 --> 00:43:36,149
Master...
301
00:43:56,514 --> 00:44:00,348
Master, Maria can walk.
302
00:44:03,587 --> 00:44:07,023
- Master?
- Never mind.
303
00:44:07,792 --> 00:44:13,424
- But I feel so sorry.
- Never mind.
304
00:44:20,504 --> 00:44:25,271
Master, Maria is fine now,
so please put me down.
305
00:44:25,309 --> 00:44:27,800
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
306
00:44:32,817 --> 00:44:38,016
Oh, I have to clean.
The mess Maria made is still there.
307
00:44:40,191 --> 00:44:45,424
What? Maria, you were supposed
to be re-initialized, weren't you?
308
00:44:45,463 --> 00:44:48,489
Do your memories still remain?
309
00:44:48,532 --> 00:44:52,798
How could Maria dare to forget
her master?
310
00:44:57,074 --> 00:44:59,235
But, it's written here...
311
00:45:02,713 --> 00:45:04,476
Maria!
312
00:45:07,318 --> 00:45:13,223
- Do you really, really remember me?
- Yes.
313
00:45:19,363 --> 00:45:22,423
Master...
314
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,062
May I take your clothes off?
315
00:46:32,103 --> 00:46:36,096
Of course, Master.
316
00:46:48,786 --> 00:46:52,051
May I touch you?
317
00:46:53,023 --> 00:47:00,691
Maria is your maid.
Please do as you wish.
318
00:47:00,731 --> 00:47:03,757
Yes, thank you.
319
00:47:38,502 --> 00:47:41,938
Master, you're cute...
320
00:47:48,112 --> 00:47:52,776
You know, this is the first time for me,
so I'm not familiar with what to do.
321
00:47:52,816 --> 00:47:55,546
This is the first time for Maria, too.
322
00:47:55,586 --> 00:48:00,387
What? Yeah, it is...
323
00:48:01,292 --> 00:48:07,788
But it should be fine...
Please leave it to me.
324
00:48:37,962 --> 00:48:44,094
- I will put it in now, Master.
- Yes.
325
00:48:45,069 --> 00:48:53,272
But Master, are you really sure that it is okay
that your first partner is Maria?
326
00:48:53,310 --> 00:48:55,904
Won't you regret it?
327
00:48:56,247 --> 00:48:59,410
Of course not!
You're the best.
328
00:48:59,450 --> 00:49:04,717
Thank you very much.
Maria is really happy to hear that.
329
00:49:24,808 --> 00:49:27,504
Oh, it's warm...
330
00:49:30,814 --> 00:49:34,614
Do you feel good, Master?
331
00:49:37,154 --> 00:49:42,387
Yes, it's great.
I feel so great!
332
00:49:42,426 --> 00:49:46,123
I'm glad, Master.
333
00:49:46,196 --> 00:49:51,259
How about Maria?
Do you feel good too, Maria?
334
00:49:55,973 --> 00:50:02,537
Of course, Master.
Maria feels so great, too.
335
00:50:14,458 --> 00:50:16,449
It's awesomely great!
336
00:50:16,460 --> 00:50:24,162
If you are that rough,
Maria's lower back moves spontaneously.
337
00:50:30,240 --> 00:50:36,941
Oh, no, Master. If you are that rough,
Maria is going to break.
338
00:50:37,014 --> 00:50:43,647
If I break again, Master,
will you fix me again?
339
00:51:41,478 --> 00:51:41,712
Professor Many Robberies by Women
Uekusa Who Give the Money to Men!
Cyber Convertor Technology
Development Laboratory
340
00:51:41,712 --> 00:51:46,049
Professor Many Robberies by Women
Uekusa Who Give the Money to Men!
Cyber Convertor Technology
Development Laboratory
Many robberies committed by women have
been occurring frequently as of late.
341
00:51:46,049 --> 00:51:46,083
Professor Many Robberies by Women
Uekusa Who Give the Money to Men!
Cyber Convertor Technology
Development Laboratory
342
00:51:46,083 --> 00:51:46,183
Professor Many Robberies by Women
Uekusa Who Give the Money to Men!
Cyber Convertor Technology
Development Laboratory
The motive is always that the woman
need money to give to men.
343
00:51:46,183 --> 00:51:50,176
The motive is always that the woman
need money to give to men.
344
00:51:50,220 --> 00:51:53,656
This is exactly what I have been
raising the alarm about.
345
00:51:53,690 --> 00:51:58,627
Propaganda about the supremacy of good-looking men
has been driving these women to commit crimes.
346
00:51:58,662 --> 00:52:02,962
In recent movies or on TV programs or in whatever
you watch, everything is about good-looking men.
347
00:52:02,966 --> 00:52:08,370
For example, during the recent Korean actor boom,
housewives have been spending money,
348
00:52:08,405 --> 00:52:11,636
which their husbands have earned through hard work,
to chase after good-looking actors.
349
00:52:11,675 --> 00:52:17,136
Imprinting the sense of value that good-looking men
are everything is simply brainwashing.
350
00:52:17,214 --> 00:52:22,242
It's not an exaggeration to say that this
brainwashing brought on these crimes.
351
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:27,084
Now is the time to re-examine this
crazy sense of value.
352
00:52:33,297 --> 00:52:35,356
What is the time for the re-examination
of the sense of value?
353
00:52:35,399 --> 00:52:39,233
You're the ones who rake in money
through brainwashing!
354
00:52:39,269 --> 00:52:45,469
It's done! The radio wave system to overturn the
value of physical appearance is finally completed.
355
00:52:45,509 --> 00:52:47,875
Hey! Listen to me!
356
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:55,180
Oh, you guys... I thought you had been
gotten rid of by my hostroid troop.
357
00:52:55,219 --> 00:52:57,983
They are industrial waste!
358
00:52:58,021 --> 00:53:01,957
For the sake of the environment,
please come to pick them up as soon as possible.
359
00:53:02,326 --> 00:53:07,696
I won't allow you to manipulate hostroids
to make women cry anymore!
360
00:53:07,731 --> 00:53:12,464
You must not have known what
I was raising funds for...
361
00:53:15,873 --> 00:53:21,072
It's all for completing this radio wave system, which will be
used to overturn the value placed on physical appearance.
362
00:53:21,111 --> 00:53:25,844
Once I press the enter key, radio waves will be
transmitted all over the world from Tokyo Tower.
363
00:53:25,916 --> 00:53:30,683
All value placed on physical appearance in society
will be overturned, and a revolution will happen!
364
00:53:34,558 --> 00:53:37,186
Radio waves used to overturn this value?
365
00:53:37,227 --> 00:53:44,224
Yes, from your look, I can tell that you have had
a hard time because of your face.
366
00:53:44,268 --> 00:53:46,133
What?
367
00:53:47,170 --> 00:53:50,196
Once this value gets overturned,
guys with ugly faces or creepy faces...
368
00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:53,471
will become popular, and good-looking guys
will lose their popularity.
369
00:53:53,510 --> 00:53:57,810
- How is that? Isn't this a great
epoch-making invention? - What?
370
00:53:57,848 --> 00:54:01,511
You will get very popular starting today.
371
00:54:03,186 --> 00:54:05,450
How wonderful!
372
00:54:05,722 --> 00:54:10,159
No, Master.
You shouldn't listen to him.
373
00:54:10,193 --> 00:54:12,661
Maria wouldn't understand.
374
00:54:12,696 --> 00:54:18,828
You have no idea how terrible my life with these three
hardships, being unpopular, dull, and uncool, has been.
375
00:54:19,636 --> 00:54:23,697
No. You have no responsibility.
376
00:54:23,740 --> 00:54:30,373
It seems like we can get along.
Would you like to join me?
377
00:54:31,949 --> 00:54:34,144
That's a tough decision!
378
00:54:35,786 --> 00:54:38,721
You're the bad guy who
blindfolded my Master!
379
00:54:42,893 --> 00:54:46,351
The original George?
380
00:54:46,697 --> 00:54:50,326
You'd better call me George v2.0.
381
00:54:51,568 --> 00:54:54,503
I kept the best hidden.
382
00:54:54,538 --> 00:54:59,339
You, George v2.0, get rid of them by
good-looking platinum 2.0 beam...
383
00:54:59,376 --> 00:55:03,073
emitted from good-looking gold fingers!
384
00:55:03,113 --> 00:55:04,876
Hail, Uekusa.
385
00:55:20,530 --> 00:55:23,158
Maria, are you okay?
386
00:55:26,903 --> 00:55:33,809
Stupid girl. My 2.0 beam can
penetrate 13.7 mm steel.
387
00:55:33,844 --> 00:55:37,439
You, such junk, can't shield it.
388
00:55:42,919 --> 00:55:48,551
Master... Please stop Professor Uekusa.
389
00:55:49,726 --> 00:55:56,461
Without value overturn, Master is Master.
390
00:55:57,267 --> 00:56:04,867
Maria has been happy...
because I could become your maid.
391
00:56:05,709 --> 00:56:09,543
Weren't you satisfied?
392
00:56:09,579 --> 00:56:17,452
Don't you like Maria?
Is it because Maria is a machine?
393
00:56:17,487 --> 00:56:19,216
No...
394
00:56:19,923 --> 00:56:27,455
It's okay, but please remember this...
395
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:35,963
Maria is Master's maid.
396
00:56:37,007 --> 00:56:45,745
It doesn't matter that you are
not popular, or dull, or uncool.
397
00:56:45,782 --> 00:56:53,450
Maria looks at only Master and serves only Master.
398
00:56:58,729 --> 00:57:07,034
No matter what happens,
or even if I became scrap,
399
00:57:07,104 --> 00:57:12,337
it will never change.
400
00:57:12,843 --> 00:57:23,083
I will be Master's maid forever.
401
00:57:26,356 --> 00:57:27,755
Maria!
402
00:57:31,962 --> 00:57:37,366
I was stupid...
What you said was right.
403
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:43,635
You really love me.
I was the one who cared only about...
404
00:57:43,673 --> 00:57:49,339
superficial appearances, like not popular,
or dull or not cool.
405
00:57:49,379 --> 00:57:52,712
Now I know...
406
00:57:52,749 --> 00:57:55,877
It doesn't matter if you are
a human being or a robot.
407
00:57:55,886 --> 00:57:59,515
Superficial appearances are meaningless.
408
00:57:59,589 --> 00:58:05,789
Master...
409
00:58:14,037 --> 00:58:15,937
Tears?
410
00:58:17,507 --> 00:58:20,908
Maria's love circuit is still incomplete.
411
00:58:21,611 --> 00:58:27,516
It's up to you, Shotaro,
to make Maria aware of the love...
412
00:58:27,551 --> 00:58:33,581
which is kept deep inside of her Al,
and start up the love circuit.
413
00:58:42,933 --> 00:58:44,301
Maria...
414
00:58:44,301 --> 00:58:44,334
Heart Rate
Love Level
Maria...
415
00:58:44,334 --> 00:58:45,669
Heart Rate
Love Level
416
00:58:45,669 --> 00:58:48,438
Heart Rate
Love Level
Maria... I love you.
417
00:58:48,438 --> 00:58:48,836
Maria... I love you.
418
00:58:54,544 --> 00:58:56,307
I love you
419
00:58:56,346 --> 00:58:58,940
Starting up Love Circuit
420
00:59:16,499 --> 00:59:19,957
Love power. Love love return!
421
00:59:55,038 --> 01:00:01,967
Oh, no! My lifetime of sweat and tears!
422
01:00:02,479 --> 01:00:07,746
Professor, I really know your hardship...
423
01:00:07,784 --> 01:00:12,949
but there is salvation for weirdos
with ugly or creepy faces.
424
01:00:12,989 --> 01:00:14,980
No!
425
01:00:15,292 --> 01:00:24,030
You wouldn't understand my feelings,
having to be a virgin until my age.
426
01:00:32,309 --> 01:00:37,144
Professor Uekusa, please have hope.
427
01:00:38,348 --> 01:00:44,685
I, an android, was able to find true love.
428
01:00:44,721 --> 01:00:48,088
"True Love"?
429
01:00:48,124 --> 01:00:53,858
Please use your excellent brain
for love from now on.
430
01:00:53,897 --> 01:00:58,698
I think it would be
Dr. Koenji's wish, too.
431
01:01:27,430 --> 01:01:29,694
Master!
432
01:01:35,505 --> 01:01:42,001
Master! I brought your lunchbox!
433
01:01:50,887 --> 01:01:57,122
Taste better, love love whining.
434
01:02:04,501 --> 01:02:06,992
Oh, it tastes better now!
435
01:02:22,952 --> 01:02:26,115
Akiho Yoshizawa as Maria
436
01:02:28,391 --> 01:02:34,091
Shijimi (Akane Mochida) as Housewife
Miho Wakabayashi as Office Lady
Asami as Female High-School Student
437
01:02:36,499 --> 01:02:40,026
Daisuke Haraguchi as Shotarou Akiba
Hiroshi Hatakeyama as George Shirosaki
438
01:02:40,170 --> 01:02:43,162
Horiken. As Professor Uegusa
439
01:02:44,707 --> 01:02:47,437
Masayoshi Nogami as Dr. Kouenji
440
01:02:49,979 --> 01:02:52,504
Screenplay by Jiro Ishikawa
and Naoyuki Tomomatsu
441
01:02:52,649 --> 01:02:55,709
Novelization by Naoyuki Tomomatsu available as
"Synthetic Maiden: Beginning of Debauched Service"
from Madonna Mate Paperbacks
442
01:02:55,852 --> 01:02:57,945
Cinematography by
Katsuji Oyamada
443
01:02:58,088 --> 01:03:01,489
Assistant Director: Mamoru Adachi
444
01:03:36,426 --> 01:03:43,798
Directed by Naoyuki Tomomatsu
445
01:03:44,300 --> 01:03:47,929
Translation by Chie for Kemushi
Timed by lordretsudo
37766
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Javanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkmen
Uighur
Uzbek
Welsh
Wolof