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[Music playing]

[Phone rings]

Look, babe, we had
a good time, right?

So... I assume that
you're a big girl

And that you're
taking something.

So just get an abortion.

What's the big deal?

Honey... honey, honey, honey,
you're... you're groveling.

That's a very unattractive.

Look, just dump the kid and we
can kick it again, all right?

I'll even pay for it.

Listen, send me the bill and
my check will be in the mail.

Honey, I got to run.

I gotta go.

Ciao, baby.

[Music playing]

Hi.

Can you talk?

Is he there?

Did he leave already?

Good.

So we've got the
whole weekend again.

Perfecto.

So... uh... listen, honey,
I've got this new fantasy

About dressing up in
your husband's clothes

And playing Captain
Kirk and going where

No man has ever gone before.

How's that grab you?

Yeah.

You get the hang up.

I'll see you later.

Wow.

Hey, bartender, when you get
[inaudible], can I borrow it?

No my brother, you
got to get your own.

[Music playing]

You should use a
cigarette lighter.

The flame lasts longer.

I'll have to remember that.

Can I buy you a drink?

Well, now that's
something I'd definitely

Consider it, simple that's sort
of against the house rules.

Then why don't you
let me make you a drink

At my house under my rules?

[Music playing]

TEMPTRESS: Come on in.

The door's open.

Do you always leave
your door open like that?

Or was it because you just
couldn't wait to see me?

TEMPTRESS: That's it.

Just couldn't wait to see you.

That's so nice to hear.

But then again, it always is.

TEMPTRESS: Oh, I see.

You here that often, do you?

[Chuckles in response]

This is quite a
place you have here.

TEMPTRESS: I did it all myself.

So, how do you like the bed?

Now, I think you can
tell a lot about a woman

By the kind of
bed she sleeps in.

Now, this freaky bed says to
me that you are one hot natured

Freakazoid that can't
wait to jump my bones,

Because you know I've got
to keys to your place.

Hot as she is, why would
she want to cover the mirror?

[Music playing]

[Moaning]

[Gasping]

[Screaming]

[Bell tolling]

MINISTER GARTH: Blessed is
the man endured temptation

That hath no
temptation taken you

But such as is common to man.

That God is faithful, who
will not suffer you to be

Tempted upon that you are able.

Let me say that again.

[Thunder]

Blessed is the man
that endures temptation.

I want you to spend
some time with grandma.

Something wrong daddy?

WOMAN IN CAR: There's a person.

My god, it's a woman.

You're going to hit her.

Stop it.

Stop it.

[Screaming]

[Thunder]

GRANDMA: You all right?

I just had this
really weird dream.

GRANDMA: I know.

So did I. When you're mom
and dad in that horrible car

Accident, I took you in.

And raised you up, just
like I did your daddy.

All three of us knew
you were special,

Because you just looked
like you had been

Blessed straight from birth.

The older you got, the clearer
your future became to me.

You work hard, baby.

And now, after this
summer, you will

Complete your
evangelistic training

And go on to become the
world renowned minister

We both foresee you doing.

But you know, the forces of hell
are a little to real for that.

What I'm saying is,
when you are just one

Step away from
reaching your goal

That actually is a crossroad.

And it's OK to look both ways.

[Music playing]

I'm going to have to
get to the airport.

I have a flight.

I'm going to work on this new
film project with Bruce Lee.

Between you and me,
Bruce is not dead.

[Music playing]

Hi.

Hi

Can I buy you a drink?

Well, that's how
it usually starts.

Hey, bartender, do you
sell... uh... champagne?

Course, unless you like
champagne, in which case

We can get ourself a bottle.

I love champagne.

As a matter of fact, do
you sell Cristal here?

Do you sell Perrier Jouet?

Well, would you happen to have
1972 bottle of Dom Perignon?

Yo, yo, less sparkling,
you got any Henri?

I just get so excited
about ordering champagne.

Besides I love it so much.

What's your name?

Huh?

Your name?

My name?

Uh, huh.

Uh... John.

John.

That's funny because you
look like the kind of guy

With a name like Norman maybe.

Why don't we take the
champagne back to my place.

Or am I being too forward?

No, not at all.

That's the way I like it.

Yeah.

Hey, bartender.

Um... yeah, here,
keep the change.

No, give me my change.

Look, uh... Norman, why
don't you make up your mind?

Keep the change.

Have a good night.

Thank you.

Last night, while he
was trying to pick me up,

He told me he was a surgeon.

A surgeon?

Well... I... I... I am a surgeon.

You know, but I
just like... well,

Like, I'm a kung fu surgeon.

You know, like, I... I, you know,
operate on people who like,

You know, get hurt doing kung...
Kung and fu and all that.

You know, but haven't
I seen you before?

No, I don't think so.

I remember where we
were... in my dreams.

[Moaning]

Oh, yes.

[Heavy breathing]

[Moaning]

NORMAN: This is too
good to be true.

Oh.

You're right.

It is.

[Gasps]

Don't move.

What's... what's going on?

[Moaning]

[Music playing]

[Evil cackling]

K (ON ANSWERING
MACHINE): Hey, this

Is K. I ain't in right now.

If this a girl, beep me.

If it's a fellow,
leave a message.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, yo, yo, this

Is K. I'm back in time.

Speak on it quick.

JOEL: K.
- Who dat?

Joel.

Joel?

Joel, what's happening, man?

God, I ain't talk
to you in a while.

Why don't you call me back, man?

How you doing?

K: Joel, little brother, what's
going on with you, old man?

Why you never call me back?

What do you mean why haven't
I been calling your back?

Why don't you call me back?

Somehow, I didn't
get your message.

Oh, well, probably not
getting it, since grandma

Labeled me public
enemy number one

Since I committed
a crime somehow

By moving up to New York.

But Grandma is Grandma.

And I love her anyway.

How's she doing, man?

She's all right.

Um...

Oh, yo, man, is Grandma digging
all in your ass and shi...

I mean, giving you a
hard time, partner?

JOEL: Yeah, it's
deeper than that.

Listen, K, I'm really
feeling like I need

To take a break from
things, so that I can... uh...

Just clearly look at things.

Joel, say no more.

My place is your place, brother.

When you coming?

Seriously.

You're damn skippy.

I really, really, really,
really appreciate this.

Thanks, K.

Hey, hey, hey, we'll have
none of the mushy stuff.

We're macho men.
Remember that.

I'm in New York now.

I don't play that.

K: You got to see the previews
for my new flick, man.

Is hell.

They got me busting
down knuckleheads left

And right all on the corner.

I'm taking them out.

No

Yep, yep.

K: Now you know I got to go
back and talk about old times

When we used to call
each other homey.

I can believe I said
shit... stuff like that.

Oh, I got something for you.

Remember, back in the day...

JOEL: No, no, no.

Bitch, what the
hell's wrong with you?

I mean, how am I supposed
to explain this to my...

Wife, Norman?

Yeah, I know who you are.

Those marks are nothing
compared to what

You're going to get later.

Honey, I've given you
something there's no cure for.

It's going to grow and
grow until it consumes you.

You don't look like
you got anything.

(DEEP VOICE) Is that what
you're going to tell your wife?

I never did this before.

I mean, this is my first time.

I mean, I just thought
I could just walk away.

I mean, must walk away.

I mean, women are
supposed to like that.

Get of here.

I'm tired of looking at you.

I don't want to lose my family.

Honey, I think you have some
breakfast waiting for you.

[Laughing]

[Laughing echoes]

Oh, my god.

No.

Oh, my go.

No, no.

[Screaming]

Grandma, I'm going to leave
you here for this trip.

[Whirring sound]

GRANDMA (VOICEOVER): When
you are just one step away

From reaching your goal in life,
that actually is a crossroad.

And it's up to you
to look both ways.

[Music playing]

Excuse me, bartender, can I
have a vodka tonic, please?

Can I get you something?

Tell something.

Of all the men in this bar,
am I really that obvious?

Well, excuse me, honey.

I go to more sophisticated
gay bars than this

And you look somewhat
familiar to me.

Really, no offense.

I'm just here for
some conversation.

I'm really not looking
for anything tonight.

If you still want to
buy me that drink,

I'll take Remy Martin, please.

$5.00 drink from a
$2.00 mugging, bitch.

Man, looks like mine.

I want us to get drunk tonight.

Hey, what...

Playing hard to get, huh?

Hey, man, she was
hitting on me, man.

Girl got mad because
I wouldn't give

Up that phone number action.

She's too skinny anyway, man.

I like them big girls, man.

That girl got a
welfare butt, man.

You know what?

From this spot
here, them honies is

Going to be all over me, man.

I'm telling you, man.

They be hitting on me like
a hurricane in here, man.

Ask that other bartender.

He'll tell you.

You know him?

BARTENDER: No.

Yeah, he's a nice brother, man.

I like them a lot, man.

We were starting to hit it off.

And then my man stopped
coming around, man.

I ain't heard nothing from him.

BARTENDER: Really?

Yeah, you know what
the messed up but is?

He never got a chance to tell
me about his date with home girl

Other there.

See what I'm talking about with
them long, gold fingernails.

Of course, I see.

She's the baddest babe in here.

So did you hit on
her too or what?

Hey, no bet man.

Something about her, man.

I don't know what it is.

But she just weird.

You know what I mean?

I mean, she got those
spooky eyes, man.

I can't put my
finger on it, man.

But home girl, she
just ain't the move.

You know what I mean.

No, I don't know what you mean.

But then it really
doesn't matter,

Because I'm probably the
last happily married man

In the world.

TEMPTRESS: Bartender.

Uh oh, speak of the devil.

JOEL (VOICEOVER): Grandma,
I'm turning 21 soon.

I really feel like
I need to take

A little break to be sure that
this is what I want for me.

I'm really feeling like nothing
seems normal about my life

To me.

Everything seems out of place.

[Music playing]

I'm a race car driver.

[Music playing]

You sure you want to
stand here, darling?

Well, if you don't mind.

Lighter?

I don't mind at all.

So?

So?

Hey, bartender.

Beer, please.

[Music playing]

It's your choice.

Where we're going,
it's much better.

At least with me
it's much better.

Let me do a tab.

I'll be right back.

Please, tell me that this chair
is empty because you're alone.

Can I... mind if I sit down?

That might be nice.

It's going to be
more than nice.

I'll see to that.

You look familiar to me.

K: Oh, you might have seen
me in a couple of flicks.

I'm an actor.

Maybe "Shakedown on Areda
Avenue," "Born in Bedstock,"

"Two Tough Cookies."

OK, wow, I love you.

K: See, that puts me
at a disadvantage.

TEMPTRESS: Why's that?

Well, I don't know who you are.

Can I ask you something?

Please, ask me anything?

Could I have an autograph?

K: Oh, yeah...

It's... it's not for me.

It's for my little brother.

What's his name?

J.

K: J, like Judosky?

No, James.

All right, to James, my man.

[Rumbling sound]

Thanks.

[Music playing]

K?

K. K.

Ah, Hi, um... sorry.

Um... listen, you got my
digits and I got yours.

Let's keep this thing going, OK?

Well, the night's still young.

Mm, yes, it is.

It is.

It is.

But, unfortunately, my
partner Joel is coming to town

And I have to meet him and
get him set up and tuck him in

And all that big brother stuff.

I'm sorry.

It's OK.

Listen, we got to do
this again real soon.

Yeah.

Promise?

I promise.

OK.

Let me go pay for the check.

OK.

[Growling]

Oh, I forgot to
ask you your... name.

What the... that sure... yeah.

[Distant siren]

Hey.

Oh, boy, I almost... I
almost messed you up.

Don't you know not to
sneak up on a brother

Wearing that GI Joe?

What's the matter with you?

- What?
- What?

What?

Coming dressed like Gomer Pyle.

Come on.

The neighbors
would have seen that

And they would have known
you were waiting at my door.

It would have been a scandal.

Well, this is home.

Listen, I... um... I
just wanted to say

That I don't... you're
not on trial here.

And I'm not here to judge you.

I'm not... all I want... I'm just
here... I just want to hang.

All right, we'll hang.

Look at you.

It look good, right?

Look at you.

Sharp as a tack.

You don't look like somebody I
went to the school of ministry

With.

Ooh, the school of ministry.

Joel, that seems like ages ago.

Man, I love what you are doing
and that's for you to do.

But the... uh... the move for me
was to get out of there early

And come do this acting gig,
because it's the only thing

I know how to do.

I know what this over here.

What?

I know what this is.

Oh.

This must be...

Yes.

Is this Bertha?

That's my girl.

That is my girl.

We have been through
three sequels together.

And... uh... it's my
favorite film souvenir.

I don't get to use
it much except when

I go out to the range.

But love it.

I can't get... be careful.

Why?

I keep the knives sharpened
and I keep the guns loaded

Because movies is
one thing, but... uh...

Life is a whole lot tougher.

So you really think
that coming to New York

Was the right thing to do, huh?

We'll have none
of the mushy stuff.

I told you I got guns and knives
and bachelor clocks and radios.

This manly shit... we're going
to do one hug, and then quit it.

All right?

Let me close the
curtains so nobody...

How do you like
New York so far?

New York is stupid, wild...
Is that... no... now you

Said it like that earlier now.

Come on.

Why you going to do this to me?

You got them ugly
brown shoes on.

Now, you're trying to get down
with that... you just... you

Preach.

I'll teach.

All right?

OK, anyway.

New York is um...
New York is wild.

There like these massive
amounts of people.

It's not like
there's this little

Over here, little over there.

Everywhere.

Everybody is like a character.

Yeah, but let me tell
you something, man.

There is a lesson in
what we saw today.

And yes, the teacher
will help you to them.

OK, OK.

What you saw today,
young brother,

Were victims, economics,
and violent Reaganomics.

And I say that to say
that the small town

We come from and the people
there, they... they are reality.

But no more so than the
knuckleheads and the people

That you bumped into walking
down the streets of New York.

You can't be sheltered
from the truths of our life

And then go out and
do your ministry.

Right?
Right.

You've got to climb
up and see over

On both sides of that fence.

You digging what I'm saying.

Yeah, but... what you're
saying then essentially is that

It's... essentially
it's unfair to orate

From a glass house perspective
is what you're saying.

Well, if you want to
condense my speech, man...

Well... I... you're just
a tad bit long winded.

Hey, partner, this is my house.

I'll talk as long and
as loud as I want.

I pay the rent here.

Don't you come
from North Carolina

Telling me how long to talk.

Just get the point.

Joel, no seriously,
the streets are real.

They're too real.

Oh, man, I almost forgot.

I met a woman.

What did you say
you met a wo'om?

Yeah, buddy.

I'm starting to hear a little
bit of that country come out.

Oh, why... yes, yes 'um.

I met a woman.

I got to tell you about her.

Michael Jackson said he was bad.

He didn't know what bad meant.

This honey I met the
other night was bad.

- Bad?
- Bad.

Who's bad?

Super bad.

You know what I'm saying?

All right.

All right.

OK?

Well?

OK All right, man.

First off, right of the
bat, she ain't no joke.

She's sweet.

No one comes here
without an appointment

Or unless I bring
them here myself.

And there's more.

She's really polite.

Is there a problem?

No.

And she like looks sexy.

She is sexy.

But she comes across innocent.

Did I do something wrong?

Yes.

Do not kiss me.

Don't get me wrong.

I ain't bitten or
smitten, none of that.

Cool.

But... uh... this is
someone I really think I

Could... uh... get to like a lot.

My guess is... uh...
She's a pussy cat.

[Screaming]

We should swing by the club
where I met her, because... uh...

She'd probably be there.

And I want to see her again.

And you'd like it because
the bar is New York down

And it would trip your
little country ass.

Oh, but... you know
that I don't drink

Well, we can get you some milk.

Can we take the milk and
like put it in a beer mug

And like could we say...
Well, actually can we slide

The thing all the way down?

What?

You want him to sling it
down like the Westerns?

No, no, like
adults do in a bar.

You's a country boy.

[Gasping]

Go back there...

What do you want me to wear?

No, no, no, no, you're
not going to put that on.

Don't never touch none
of that garbage again.

Go back there and
just... go back.

No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no. no.

No, no no, Joel, snappy.

No.

Yeah?

- I... uh...
- Yeah?

I don't what to tell you.

See, I try to do
the hat like you.

Um...

See, I tried to do
the hat like you.

No, you better get
back in there, brother.

This has got to be better.

This has got to be better.

This... that's not too bad.

That's not too bad.

Yeah?

If you change the pants though.

Go ahead, kid.

Look at you.

Look at you.

Can I get five in this town?

Damn.

Looking kind of sharp.

Look at the Jordans.

Like father like son.

Easy now.

[Music playing]

Hey, uh... excuse me.

I don't want to stare
at you or nothing.

I know that you're trying to
be low key and everything,

But I know that you know that
I know who you are, right?

I saw you in that magazine.

Yes, I was featured in...

Penthouse, right?

Right?

I got that at home.

I got it on my wall
right next to the bed.

Really?

Well, you're mistaken, because I
was featured in Vogue, darling.

Yeah right.

Look, darling, I don't never
forget no... anyway that was you

I saw.

I said it wasn't me.

Who are you?

Hey, doll, long time no see.

I know.

What do you say,
let's get out of here

And go rocking for old
times sake, all right?

I'd love that, sweetie.

Yeah

Yeah, it was you too.

So go on with that
old don't you want

To dance tonight suit wearing...

The car, did you
change the combo?

Move the car?

You look kind of
happy there, dude.

I... um... I um... actually...

Actually?

Um... I... I met someone.

Get out of here.

You met someone... I... I
been here two minutes.

Two minutes I was gone and
met someone without my help?

You met someone?

But there's... it
gets even better.

OK

- She's pretty.
- She's pretty?

She's probably blind.

But that's cool.

You got on my suit.

You're looking prime.

Hey.

This is...

A lady [inaudible].

Joel, this is cute.

But...

I'm sorry, I don't
believe we've met before.

In fact, I'm sure of it.

But so nice to meet you.

Joel, I asked the
bartender to make

Me that drink I told you about.

He's going to order it.
Right now?

Uh, huh.

Oh, OK, well, let's go.

That's cute.

You all go have a good time.

All right, come on now,
Joel, come on back.

Hey, stop playing.

Bring my girl back
over here, man.

Joel.

Hey, wait.
Hey, wait.

Hey, yo.

I ain't trying to
cock block or nothing,

But we are looking in
the same direction.

And if you're checking
out home girl over there

In red dress with
the young boy, let me

Tell you, man, she's bad news.

Thank you very much, brother.

But I'm already hip.

That girl's on a mission.

I ain't not punk
or nothing, man.

I'm 100% man, but,
hey, that bitch

Scares the shit out of me.

Scares you?

I know why too.

I think know the deal on her.

[TV playing quietly]

So... um... what happened
with you and the lady in red.

Looked like you all
was having a good time.

We talked.

Had a drink.

K: You had a drink?

You sure did.

I saw you.

It's funny.

You know, Joel, it didn't
look like milk in your glass.

There wasn't milk in the glass.

But there wasn't alcohol
in the glass either.

OK?

K: Let me ask you a
question, Mr. Non Alcohol.

We're both men.

And we both know attractive
women when we see them.

Let's say you and a certain
attractive woman decided you...

Uh... really dug each other.

And she gets you worked up.

Would you jump in them drawers?

Would you jump in them drawers?

- No, I would not.
- Why?

You know that I wouldn't.

It's against everything
that I believe

In, everything I've been
taught, everything that...

No, I wouldn't.

Fornication is a sin.

I... I don't even know why
you're asking me this.

All right, cool.

Look, Joel, you said yourself
that New York is wild, right?

JOEL: Right.

K: Right?

Yeah, right.

K: OK, I'm just
trying to protect

You from all this craziness.

Well, you know what?

I'll tell to what, I
can take of myself.

All right?

All right, bad ass.

JOEL: Fine, so it's no secret.

We all know Joel
as been sheltered.

But you know what?

I can take care of myself.

I don't understand
what the big deal is.

I can handle myself.

I don't understand.

I don't want to fight.

You can't fight.

What do you mean I
can't fight, punk?

Give me five.

Give you five.

Can't fight though.

And don't call me no punk.

What do you want
me to call you?

My baby, God, please
take care of my baby.

Joel is the last
one of his line.

Soon it's all going to be over.

All of it.

[Knocking]

Hi, Joel.

Hi.

I met you that one time at
the club with Joel, right?

Um... I... I'm just want to
grab something real quick.

And I'll be right back.

OK.

Hurry up though We want to take
advantage of this gorgeous day

Out.

OK.

No, dear, I believe it was
twice we met at the club.

TEMPTRESS: Really?

Yeah, really.

What was you name again?

You know god damn
well what name is.

Let me ask you question.

What kind of dope are
you smoking, baby?

What kind of... what
kind of game are you...

[Tense music playing]

Something wrong, K?

I... uh...

[Foot steps]

JOEL: I'm ready.

OK.

Bye, K. We'll be seeing you
again real soon, I'm sure.

Joel?

Now, wait a minute, wait, wait,
wait, I know what I just saw.

Oh, girl, you got
a nuclear butt.

You know that?

You've got one of them
explosive booties.

Boy, you're breaking
my cameo phrase, owe.

You're on my cameo now.

I'm the lead singer.

Word.

Dougy, you got to believe me.

Hey, man, what's
wrong with you?

You look like you had to sit
through a Cher video twice.

Bartender, get this
kid a beer quick...

No.

It's an emergency.

No, I don't need a beer.

Beer's not going to help me.
Beer's not going to help us now.

- Us?
- Us.

It's about that chick we
was talking about, man.

That weird thing?

Yes.

It's like I told you.

We practically boned up on
top of the bar the night

I met here.

She comes over to my
crib, looking for Joel.

You mean, the young
kid she was with?

For Joel.

Now that's my homie boy.

Come, come, now.

I figure she got to be flinting.

So I wait till Joel
leaves the room.

And I call her on it.

I say, yo, baby, what
kind of dope you smoking?

What kind of games you playing.

I look at her.

I look back.
I look at her.

I look in the mirror.
I look at her.

I look in the mirror.

I swear to you,
she was not casting

A reflection in the mirror.

Now, Dougy, I'm not crazy.

Dougy, I know what I saw.

Dougy, this ain't no joke.

Don't laugh, man.

Come on, man.

What are you on?

The pipe or what?

Yeah I'm on the pipe now.

Hey, man, you've
been working too hard.

You're tired, man.

You know, you get tired.

You're exhausted.

You see things that ain't there.

Dougy, you sit your
fat ass at this bar

And get dissed by every
babe that comes in here.

I'm out of here.
Peace.

Hey, hey, hey,
I'm not fat, pal.

And I don't think
you're crazy either.

You know what
I'm talking about.

DOUGY: We're a branch of
the federal government

That specializes in murder
under strange circumstances.

K: I don't believe this.

I do not believe it.

DOUGY: The supernatural could
be responsible for a significant

Percentage of unsolved murders.

Are you telling me now
that along with criminals,

We get ETs and zombies
killing people, man?

About a year ago, I was
assigned to investigate

The case of a man
who admitted himself

To a psychiatric
hospital claiming

He had slept with the devil.

He said he could feel snakes
crawling around in his stomach.

As he was about to
tell me who she was,

The snakes began to
crawl out of his mouth.

Are you bull...

Of course, the hospital swept
the incident under the rug.

And I was assigned
to do the follow-up.

I followed the patient's
lead and ended up at the bar.

I've been watching
her ever since.

She leaves with men.

And you never see them again.

OK, so you've
been tracking her.

And I ain't lost my mind.

I still got it together.

There's no way
out of this thing,

K. I'm going to need some help.

What you saying?

The truth is I've been
at this job for years.

And this is the first
legitimate lead I've had.

I want her.

And I want to close the
rule book to get her.

Besides, if I wait on my
superiors to deliberate,

I think it'll be too late.

And?

What you saying?

You said she didn't cast
a reflection in the mirror.

That's right.

I believe you.

But nobody else will.

It's your call.

JOEL: I... I take it then
that you like to travel?

TEMPTRESS: Well, we could just
say that I like to meet people,

Yourself included.

I hope to travel around
the world one day.

I think my job will call for it.

Well, I would imagine so.

Being a world renowned
minister takes a lot.

I'm sure.

It definitely, definitely,
does, 'cause see... it's funny,

I... I'm sitting here
thinking, I don't

Remember ever
mentioning to you that I

Wanted to become a minister.

How did you know that?

You just seem to have
that aura about you.

Plus, your mannerisms
tend to give ti away.

I know, because... well,
let's just say that I've met

A few ministers in my travels.

Really?

Uh, huh.

Why don't you tell me more
about your ministry, Joel.

Yeah I... I've been studying
for a long, long time.

Um... I'm sort of kind of
taking a break right now.

Well, tell me, Joel,
how does one just

Simply take a break from God?

I felt that by traveling
I could best see...

I'd have an opportunity to best
see how I could serve humanity.

Is that right?

Yeah.

[Bell rings]

K: No, no, it was "Shake
Down Areda Avenue."

DOUGY: Oh, that was good.

K: You like that one.

Anyway, we went to Areda.

[Music playing]

Oh.

I come to share with
you divine wisdom.

Together let us delight
in the last word

Rediscovered through the
resurrection of the mysteries.

What have you come for.

Great Madame Sonya,
we come about a woman.

And this woman or whatever it
is, we have reason to believe

Has dead before.

Come.

This thing is the very nature
of negativeness in mankind.

It exists in every
inclination toward hatred

And in every tiny
desire that would

Threaten conscience
of man, the part

Of man that seeks God and good.

I'd probably be
considered a sinner.

But I so much want to
do what's right, Joel.

Who knows, maybe you'll
be the one to counsel

And help me one day.

This spirit, which can
only be referred to as it,

Uses sexuality to
hold morality hostage.

Its reason for being is to
seduce the subconscious,

The conscious,
yay, the very soul

So that it might remain
in a fallen, lustful state

Of existence.

I knew from the first moment
I say you I... had the feeling

That I could come to you.

I don't know, it
might sound corny.

But I have the feeling that our
destinies are tangled somehow.

Do you know what I mean, Joel?

Um... um...

It incarnates in the
flesh periodically to prey

On weak-minded by imitating
the very spirit of his victim,

Its adversary for the purpose
of seducing and destroying that

Soul.

In the game of sensual
manipulation it is unrivaled.

She could only achieve a real
victory through the destruction

Of a truly innocent
person, someone like you

Joel, who is the very last
of his ancestral line left

Alive to teach what is right.

So then it lured
Joel to New York.

It's an ancient demon.

And its name is Temptation.

There's only one way that it
can be completely destroyed.

That is for man's
total being and spirit

To remain focused upon
and to be completely

Submissive to the utmost
reality, which of course, is

God, because in that
highest of truths

It has no foundation,
no substance of power.

Now, wait a minute, wait, wait.

I read in a book somewhere
or seen in TV or movie.

There's got to be some kind
of way to at least lay a soul

To rest or something like that.

Are you OK?

I'm... I'm... I'm OK.

Would your excuse
me for a minute?

DOUGY: Couldn't we lay the
soul to rest if we decompose

The body with holy
water and then

Cut out the heart while
it's still beating

And bury it beneath
hallowed ground?

That's... that's some freaky...
We ain't got to do all of that,

Man?

Do we have to do all that?

[Gasping]

[Roaring]

You think that I do not
know that you are there?

You fools.

You dare to make war against
the beast and expect to live?

I'm out of here.

Listen, is... are you OK?

Is everything all right?

Yeah, I'm fine.

It's just a headache.

But I do have to go
home and lie down.

OK.

OK.

Well, um... is there anything
at all that I can do?

Do you need aspirin?

Do you need... are you OK?

Is everything...
Can I do anything?

No, but thank you for asking.

Look at you.

You are so sweet.

[Tense music playing]

[Thunder]

[Evil cackling]

[Dramatic music]

You must not fool me.

[Indistinct chatter]

One bloody Mary.

[Thunder]

[Tense music]

Come to the fold.

Come to the fold, Joel.

Be good, Joel.

They're supposed to conquer.

[Crashing sound]

Oh, God, take care of my boy.

We got to talk.

Is that woman in the house?

No, she's not here.

All right, Joel,
Joel, listen to me.

Listen to me.

That woman... and I don't
know why you can't see this,

Man... is crazy.

She is a murderer.

Remember, I told
you that I met babe

And I was really
excited about her.

I said she was sweet and
sweet and innocent and sexy

And all that bull?

Same bitch.

She came onto you in
the bar that night

And suited you the same
way she came onto me.

And then she got the
balls to walk in my house

And act like she don't know me.

I'm telling you
something ain't right.

Something ain't right.

Why wouldn't you just say that
when she was standing right

There in front of both of us?

I didn't say anything about it
then because I didn't want you

To think that was a little
bit jealous, even if I

Was just a little bit jealous.

A little jealous?

Joel, don't start.

I can't believe this.

Open your eyes.

I know for a fact man, this
babe is something ain't right.

TEMPTRESS: No.

Maybe it's something
wrong with you.

Joel, that's not true.

Joel...

What is this I'm smelling?

You've been drinking.

You're running in here telling
me... you've been drinking.

You can't...

Joel, brother, you don't know.

I've bumping into some
strange since you came around.

I've been drinking.

But it ain't at all
about a drink now.

JOEL: So what's it about?

What's it all about?

It's... I feel
responsible for you.

OK?

And I'm taking responsibility.

Go back to your
small town so you

Can swat flies and milk cows.

Let me tell you something...

No, don't talk to me like I'm a
child, OK, because I'm not one.

I can take care of myself.

All right, I mean...
What is this whole point

Of me coming to New York?

Joel...

What is... Joel can make
his own decisions, right?

So I can take all
of this, everything,

And just sort of put
it all in perspective.

We're talking about a woman.

That's all we're talking about.

All she is she's
just a small piece

Of this whole New
York trip, which is

Just like a big puzzle to me.

And that's all.

I understand.

I do.

You got it.

Stay here.

Figure out the puzzle.

My friend Dougy, who believes
me, is waiting in the car.

We're going to go get busy.

I love you, brother.

But right now, you're
just a walking target.

Go home.

I'm not playing.

I can't believe you're
saying this to me.

Go home.

Go home.

[Music playing]

[MUSIC PLAYING OVER
CONVERSATION]

[Car engine]

Shut up.

Shut up.

Relax K. Listen, you
know that woman I

Told you I had bad vibes about?

Yeah, she's the only
one in the bar now.

Listen, I don't have time
to explain the whole thing,

So please trust me.

I want you to put
this in her drink.

Now, that's holy water
that's just been blessed.

Put it in the drink and
get out of there, OK?

Hey.

Yo, relax, K. This ain't
"Three Tough Cookies."

[Tense music playing]

The house is buying.

Why thank you.

[Tense music playing]

Look, man, when she
drinks that holy water,

She's going to start slobbering
and farting and gagging.

[Gasping and coughing]

You put the shovel
in my trunk, right?

Yeah.

Are you ready?

I'm as ready as
I'll ever be, man.

[Yelling]

Come on, Dougy.

Now your soul
can rest in peace.

Do it.

[Screaming]

Come on, Dougy.

One, two, three.

[Laughing]

(DEEP, DEMONIC
VOICE) You fools.

You can run, but
you cannot hide.

You will now fight the beast.

Where's the car, man?

It was just here.

Forget it.

Forget it?

You don't forget a 88
turbo Peugeot, my brother.

Where is my car?

Man, there is a
devil bitch after us.

Let's go, man.

This way.

No, we go this way.

This way.

No, we go this way.

This...

We go... Dougy, I'll
see you, when I see you.

See you when I see you.

[Tires screeching]

Halt, police officer, open up.

Go, just go, drive.

[Screaming]

[Knocking]

[Tense music]

[Kung fu yell]

He slammed the door and
he walked out and I...

I just have to tell how
happy I was to see you today.

You know, I was so
happy to see you today.

I was.

[Tense music playing]

[Gasping]

[TV in background]

[Tense music playing]

Would you like a glass of wine?

I mean, I think a
glass of wine would

Make us both feel much better.

I... I... I don't drink.

I... I think... I think...
I think it could.

All right, I mean, in the
Bible people are drinking wine.

As long as you don't
exceed your limit.

I... I... I don't drink.

I'm not a drinker.

I can't.

I don't drink.

I appreciate it though.

But I... I... I don't...

[Music playing]

[Evil laughter]

[TV playing]

[Screaming]

[Roaring]

[Tense music playing]

[Screaming]

[Tense music playing]

[Door slams open]

Sinner, fornicator.

You're supposed to be dead.

In my house.

You supposed... you're
supposed to be dead.

PASTOR GARTH: I'm going
to teach you a lesson.

No.

What... You're not my father.

You're not my father.

You are you?

Don't you know, boy?

I'm you, Joel.

Don't hurt my, baby.

[Roaring]

No!

[Screams]

[Tense music playing]

[Roaring]

[Screaming]

GRANDMOTHER: Make your
claim to this, Joel.

This is a test for
your fate, Joel.

No!

GRANDMOTHER: Faith
without works is dead.

[Evil laughter]

Behold, I come back quickly.

Hold back fast which thou hast
that no man may take my crown.

[Roaring]

Blessed is the man
that endured temptation.

[Roaring]

The power is in the word, Joel.

And the knowledge of
that is your weapon.

The power is in the word, Joel.

JOEL: This is
between you and me.

It's always been
between you and me.

Light.

[Roaring]

Demon, let me beat you.

I'll beat you to pit of
hell from which you came.

[Screaming]

[Birds chirping]

[Music playing]

Let me light that for you.

You should use a cigarette
lighter next time.

The flame lasts longer.

JOEL (VOICEOVER): Faith
without works is dead.

And I knew that now.

Yet as my life
continues its journey

Along winding crossroads
paved with fate,

I can almost say for sure
that we'll somehow meet again.

[Music playing]