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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:13.875 --> 00:01:17.666 - And in we go. Boom! Boom! And this goes like that. 2 00:01:17.667 --> 00:01:20.374 OK, catch ya later. See ya around. 3 00:01:20.375 --> 00:01:21.916 - Can I have a dream? 4 00:01:21.917 --> 00:01:24.998 - A dream? Absolutely not. It's too late, buddy. 5 00:01:24.999 --> 00:01:27.833 - Please! Please, please... - Nope. 6 00:01:27.834 --> 00:01:29.998 There's nothing I can do, I'm off the clock. 7 00:01:29.999 --> 00:01:33.290 Get a union guy. 8 00:01:33.291 --> 00:01:35.998 Alright, alright, big sulk. 9 00:01:35.999 --> 00:01:38.874 I'll give you a dream. Here we go. 10 00:01:38.875 --> 00:01:40.999 Ready? - Yeah. 11 00:01:43.959 --> 00:01:45.998 - Um... 12 00:01:45.999 --> 00:01:48.207 So it's a full moon, 13 00:01:48.208 --> 00:01:51.833 and a gang of vampires 14 00:01:51.834 --> 00:01:54.998 are stalking throughout the graveyard, 15 00:01:54.999 --> 00:01:59.124 and all you have is a little wooden stake. 16 00:02:00.999 --> 00:02:03.999 It's gonna be super dangerous. 17 00:02:06.583 --> 00:02:10.290 It's gonna be super scary. 18 00:02:10.291 --> 00:02:11.998 But not, like, so scary 19 00:02:11.999 --> 00:02:15.250 that you come and you wake up mom and dad. 20 00:02:16.208 --> 00:02:19.332 And you're gonna be surrounded 21 00:02:19.333 --> 00:02:23.582 by sexy ladies. 22 00:02:23.583 --> 00:02:27.583 You ready? - Yeah. 23 00:02:42.166 --> 00:02:44.792 - Tell me how it is. 24 00:03:16.417 --> 00:03:20.375 - Go on. 25 00:03:25.875 --> 00:03:28.541 - Oscar, your father and I have something to tell you. 26 00:03:28.542 --> 00:03:29.916 - "Your father"? No. Don't say your father. 27 00:03:29.917 --> 00:03:32.457 Your father has nothing to do with this. - You said we could do it now. 28 00:03:32.458 --> 00:03:34.374 - Yeah, I said give him the hamster now. Don't 29 00:03:34.399 --> 00:03:36.249 tell him that and then take it away from him. 30 00:03:36.250 --> 00:03:38.332 - Peter. - Your mother's leaving us. 31 00:03:38.333 --> 00:03:40.998 - Peter, don't confuse him. We need to be honest. 32 00:03:40.999 --> 00:03:44.165 I'm being more honest with him than you are. 33 00:03:44.190 --> 00:03:46.441 Skeet, I'm not leaving you! 34 00:04:11.999 --> 00:04:17.667 - It's OK. - It's OK... 35 00:04:25.709 --> 00:04:27.999 - What's wrong? 36 00:04:28.000 --> 00:04:30.207 I'm scared. 37 00:04:30.208 --> 00:04:32.541 - What're you scared of? 38 00:04:32.542 --> 00:04:34.499 - They are so loud. 39 00:04:34.500 --> 00:04:37.416 I don't want to have to move. 40 00:04:37.417 --> 00:04:40.249 - What're you doing? 41 00:04:40.250 --> 00:04:42.249 - Sometimes, when I feel threatened, 42 00:04:42.250 --> 00:04:45.457 I gather comfort food and store it in my cheek pouches. 43 00:04:45.458 --> 00:04:48.998 This way, no matter where I wake up, 44 00:04:48.999 --> 00:04:50.998 I don't have to go out and find food. 45 00:04:50.999 --> 00:04:53.820 It's already there. 46 00:04:53.830 --> 00:04:55.374 Already in my mouth. 47 00:04:55.375 --> 00:04:57.374 Are you OK? 48 00:04:57.375 --> 00:05:00.820 - I'm scared too. 49 00:05:00.830 --> 00:05:02.999 - Would you like a pellet? 50 00:05:04.999 --> 00:05:07.999 How about some company? 51 00:06:21.000 --> 00:06:24.457 - Skeet, let go. 52 00:06:24.458 --> 00:06:26.998 Please? 53 00:06:26.999 --> 00:06:29.410 Just... 54 00:06:45.834 --> 00:06:47.708 I'm not leaving you, OK? 55 00:06:47.709 --> 00:06:50.207 You'll be with me every second week. 56 00:07:03.999 --> 00:07:06.792 I'm sorry. 57 00:07:24.500 --> 00:07:26.666 - Hey. 58 00:07:26.667 --> 00:07:29.416 Hey, hey, come here. 59 00:07:29.417 --> 00:07:32.958 Come here. Look, look, it's OK. 60 00:07:32.959 --> 00:07:36.125 It's OK. We're going to be good. 61 00:07:58.709 --> 00:08:00.999 What's your name? 62 00:08:01.000 --> 00:08:04.417 - Um... How about... Buffy? 63 00:08:08.125 --> 00:08:10.624 Ooh! Ow! 64 00:08:10.625 --> 00:08:12.998 Where are you taking me? 65 00:08:15.125 --> 00:08:17.582 - It's totally true. 66 00:08:17.583 --> 00:08:19.165 I swear to god. 67 00:08:19.166 --> 00:08:21.874 Hey, buddy, what's that on your nails? 68 00:08:21.875 --> 00:08:23.165 - Anna... - What? 69 00:08:23.166 --> 00:08:25.416 - Oh. my God, see? - Leave him alone. - What? 70 00:08:25.417 --> 00:08:27.561 - Well, when boys check their nails they're 71 00:08:27.586 --> 00:08:29.998 supposed to hold their hand in a claw, like this. 72 00:08:29.999 --> 00:08:31.970 But if you check your nails from behind it 73 00:08:31.995 --> 00:08:34.124 means you're probably gonna grow up to be gay. 74 00:08:34.125 --> 00:08:38.458 - Jesus, Anna! - What? It's not a big deal. 75 00:08:41.999 --> 00:08:43.457 GIVE IT BACK! 76 00:08:43.458 --> 00:08:45.998 What do you got there, buddy? What is that? 77 00:08:45.999 --> 00:08:50.165 Boys, he's got a diary! - Look, Buffy. I think he needs our help. 78 00:08:50.166 --> 00:08:54.457 - Leave me alone! - Where are you going? 79 00:08:54.458 --> 00:08:57.792 - Leave me alone! - We want to talk to you! 80 00:09:08.709 --> 00:09:10.916 Just be cool, alright? - Fuck... 81 00:09:10.917 --> 00:09:13.666 Fuck you! 82 00:09:13.667 --> 00:09:15.820 Back off! 83 00:09:15.830 --> 00:09:17.249 Don't touch me, I will fucking hurt you. 84 00:09:20.542 --> 00:09:23.332 STOP IT! 85 00:09:29.999 --> 00:09:33.791 Come on, harder, harder! 86 00:09:33.792 --> 00:09:38.959 He's crying! 87 00:09:41.999 --> 00:09:45.541 - Do something. - Help him. 88 00:09:47.291 --> 00:09:50.666 - Come on, let's go! - Let's go! 89 00:11:09.999 --> 00:11:13.249 Cloudy and wet drizzle all the way across the island... 90 00:11:13.250 --> 00:11:16.833 Nothing too surprising, there.- A 16-year-old student 91 00:11:16.834 --> 00:11:20.916 has been violently assaulted behind Bishop Fleming School. 92 00:11:20.917 --> 00:11:23.499 RCMP are reporting that the hate-crime victim 93 00:11:23.500 --> 00:11:26.541 is paralyzed from the waist down. 94 00:11:26.542 --> 00:11:28.499 Police are asking anyone within more information to please 95 00:11:28.500 --> 00:11:31.457 contact Crime Stoppers. I'm Lisa Wiseman, reporting for... 96 00:11:31.458 --> 00:11:34.820 - Why did they do that to him? 97 00:11:34.830 --> 00:11:36.833 - Hmm? Do what? 98 00:11:36.834 --> 00:11:38.833 - Put a metal rod up his bum. 99 00:11:38.834 --> 00:11:43.820 - What? Jesus! Where did you hear that? 100 00:11:43.830 --> 00:11:46.998 Uh... 101 00:11:46.999 --> 00:11:50.820 Oof... 102 00:11:50.830 --> 00:11:53.999 Well, he's gay. 103 00:11:55.166 --> 00:11:58.791 That's why I keep telling ya, you gotta get rid of 104 00:11:58.792 --> 00:12:01.750 this hair, buddy. 105 00:12:52.999 --> 00:12:56.499 You can do it, buddy! 106 00:12:56.500 --> 00:12:59.750 Don't be a wimp! 107 00:13:01.417 --> 00:13:03.332 - Hey, are you gonna finish this or what? 108 00:13:03.333 --> 00:13:07.541 If we don't make it to fourth period I'm not going at all. 109 00:13:07.542 --> 00:13:09.874 - Yeah, I'm fine. 110 00:13:09.875 --> 00:13:13.830 Thanks for asking. 111 00:13:21.542 --> 00:13:23.791 - How many more of these do I have to do? 112 00:13:23.792 --> 00:13:26.874 - Just one more. - Oh, thank God! 113 00:13:26.875 --> 00:13:28.958 If I have to wash any more glycerin out of my bra, 114 00:13:28.959 --> 00:13:30.998 you are the one that's going to be cleaning it. 115 00:13:30.999 --> 00:13:34.207 - Almost done. Just have to set it. 116 00:13:34.208 --> 00:13:36.998 Close your eyes. You too. 117 00:13:36.999 --> 00:13:42.165 - Don't tell me what to do! - Big breath! 118 00:13:42.166 --> 00:13:44.791 - Mm... 119 00:13:44.792 --> 00:13:45.916 Ugh! 120 00:13:45.917 --> 00:13:50.998 - It's good. Just let me get my camera, then we should go. 121 00:13:50.999 --> 00:13:52.165 - Oh, yeah right. 122 00:13:52.166 --> 00:13:55.834 I'm not the only one going to school looking like this. 123 00:13:57.792 --> 00:14:00.416 - Embarrassing number of unsolicited 124 00:14:00.417 --> 00:14:03.374 nude photos sent between students at our school. 125 00:14:03.375 --> 00:14:05.958 We understand that adolescence 126 00:14:05.959 --> 00:14:07.999 is a very fertile time, 127 00:14:08.000 --> 00:14:10.998 so today we're going to discuss some traditional methods 128 00:14:10.999 --> 00:14:13.875 of showing affection. 129 00:14:16.999 --> 00:14:20.998 - And back... Head back a little bit more? There we go. 130 00:14:20.999 --> 00:14:23.999 Yeah, that's good. Play with your hair. 131 00:14:24.000 --> 00:14:25.998 - Like that? - But... 132 00:14:25.999 --> 00:14:28.874 A little more sexy. - What? 133 00:14:28.875 --> 00:14:30.998 A little more sexy? - A little... 134 00:14:30.999 --> 00:14:32.998 - OK, I'm trying! Jesus. OK. 135 00:14:35.291 --> 00:14:38.207 - Should I lose a button? - No, no, no. 136 00:14:38.208 --> 00:14:40.249 I think we got it. 137 00:14:40.250 --> 00:14:42.999 - Oh yeah? Can I see? 138 00:14:44.291 --> 00:14:47.749 Mm-hmm. So hot. 139 00:14:47.750 --> 00:14:50.124 - Oh... I'm such a slut. Ah! 140 00:14:50.125 --> 00:14:52.400 Oh! Oh, I almost forgot; 141 00:14:52.410 --> 00:14:54.791 I found us a shithole apartment in Brooklyn 142 00:14:54.792 --> 00:14:58.625 that's almost in our price range. 143 00:15:03.410 --> 00:15:06.400 - Oh, that's... That's awesome. - Yeah. 144 00:15:06.410 --> 00:15:09.374 - Is that a garbage chute? - Oh, no... that's a bedroom. 145 00:15:09.375 --> 00:15:12.999 - Oh, OK. Weird. 146 00:15:22.917 --> 00:15:27.400 - Sorry, I don't know why... 147 00:15:27.410 --> 00:15:32.999 - I know we're like... - No, it's OK. I'm... 148 00:15:34.750 --> 00:15:36.124 Here, uh... 149 00:15:36.125 --> 00:15:40.410 Come on over and I can take those off. 150 00:15:54.875 --> 00:15:56.916 Peter! 151 00:15:56.917 --> 00:15:59.999 - Oh hey, Gem, I didn't see you there. 152 00:17:01.999 --> 00:17:05.998 - Customers are confused, disoriented, 153 00:17:05.999 --> 00:17:09.499 weak-willed, so all you have to say is, 154 00:17:09.500 --> 00:17:13.374 "That's a nice one." Just say it with me. 155 00:17:13.375 --> 00:17:15.708 That's a nice one. 156 00:17:15.709 --> 00:17:18.332 - Do one by yourself. 157 00:17:18.333 --> 00:17:20.708 - That's a nice one. - Yeah. 158 00:17:20.709 --> 00:17:22.457 You're going to have to work on that. 159 00:17:22.458 --> 00:17:24.999 OK. So, the second one is a little bit trickier. 160 00:17:25.000 --> 00:17:27.916 Whatever it is they're holding, observe the merchandise 161 00:17:27.917 --> 00:17:29.958 and then try to find some kind of 162 00:17:29.959 --> 00:17:31.998 positive statement to say about it, 163 00:17:31.999 --> 00:17:35.416 like, "That looks like a very cooling fan," 164 00:17:35.417 --> 00:17:36.998 or, "That'll really" 165 00:17:36.999 --> 00:17:40.666 compliment your crown mouldings." 166 00:17:40.667 --> 00:17:42.791 Get it? 167 00:17:42.792 --> 00:17:44.791 - Yeah, I think I get it. 168 00:17:44.792 --> 00:17:49.208 - Good. OK, let's have a go. 169 00:17:56.208 --> 00:17:58.791 - That's a nice one. 170 00:17:58.792 --> 00:18:02.374 It has really good... um, pressure. 171 00:18:02.375 --> 00:18:07.125 - What's the difference between the two? 172 00:18:10.333 --> 00:18:14.542 - That's... a nice one. 173 00:18:21.999 --> 00:18:24.333 - Fuck... 174 00:18:27.875 --> 00:18:30.624 Hey, can I borrow your shirt? I forgot mine. 175 00:18:30.625 --> 00:18:34.499 - It might be kind of sweaty now. 176 00:18:34.500 --> 00:18:35.999 - Do you perspire a lot? 177 00:18:36.000 --> 00:18:38.374 - Not... Not a lot, I mean, I've just been 178 00:18:38.375 --> 00:18:41.400 moving boxes all day, so probably more than usual... 179 00:18:41.410 --> 00:18:45.749 - That's alright... - I've worn much worse. 180 00:18:45.750 --> 00:18:49.410 - Yeah. Go ahead. 181 00:19:02.830 --> 00:19:04.207 - Thanks. 182 00:19:04.208 --> 00:19:08.410 - I'm Oscar. - Me too. 183 00:19:18.166 --> 00:19:20.124 Ooh, don't look down, 184 00:19:20.125 --> 00:19:24.820 don't look down, don't look down, don't look down... 185 00:19:25.542 --> 00:19:27.998 - Oscar, listen, I know what happened last time, 186 00:19:27.999 --> 00:19:30.374 but I really think it would be a good idea 187 00:19:30.375 --> 00:19:34.249 for me to give the traveling plastic ball another shot. 188 00:19:34.250 --> 00:19:36.998 - What is that? 189 00:19:36.999 --> 00:19:38.541 - What is what? 190 00:19:38.542 --> 00:19:40.708 - There is something different about you. 191 00:19:40.709 --> 00:19:42.582 - Nothing different about me. 192 00:19:42.583 --> 00:19:45.207 - Oh, it's, um, an energy thing. You look, um... 193 00:19:45.208 --> 00:19:48.998 happier. - I am not happy. 194 00:19:48.999 --> 00:19:51.374 - Oh, my God, Oscar! You are in love! 195 00:19:51.375 --> 00:19:53.656 You've been watching too many soap operas! 196 00:19:53.681 --> 00:19:54.416 Who is it 197 00:19:54.417 --> 00:19:58.916 and when can I meet them? - I'm not in love, you're insane. 198 00:19:58.917 --> 00:20:00.998 - You can't lie to me, Oscar. 199 00:20:00.999 --> 00:20:02.999 I'm your spirit animal. 200 00:20:03.000 --> 00:20:07.875 - What are you doing? What are you... Oh! 201 00:20:45.333 --> 00:20:47.998 - Hey. Um, so... 202 00:20:47.999 --> 00:20:50.791 - Oh, amazing, thank you! - I mean, I don't know... 203 00:20:50.792 --> 00:20:53.815 I can do whatever you want, I didn't know what you want... 204 00:20:53.840 --> 00:20:55.249 - No this is perfect for my 205 00:20:55.250 --> 00:20:57.207 final shoot with Gemma. - Yeah? 206 00:20:57.208 --> 00:20:59.374 When does your dear old dad get to take a look-see? 207 00:20:59.375 --> 00:21:04.999 - Not yet, I have to finish the branding for the application first. 208 00:21:06.875 --> 00:21:08.708 - OK, alright... 209 00:21:08.709 --> 00:21:10.999 Don't poke your eye out. 210 00:21:11.000 --> 00:21:14.166 And hey! Clean that cage! 211 00:21:21.999 --> 00:21:25.457 - Oh, Oscar, can you do me a favour? 212 00:21:25.458 --> 00:21:26.833 - Depends... 213 00:21:26.834 --> 00:21:30.916 - Could you please build me one of these elevators for my cage? 214 00:21:30.917 --> 00:21:33.833 - Are you trying to escape too? 215 00:21:33.834 --> 00:21:36.874 - The fear factor excites me. 216 00:21:36.875 --> 00:21:40.582 - Mm-hmm. 217 00:21:40.583 --> 00:21:43.666 - Stop! 218 00:21:43.667 --> 00:21:44.998 What are you doing? 219 00:21:44.999 --> 00:21:48.165 - I'm cleaning your cage. - I can clean it myself. 220 00:21:48.166 --> 00:21:49.998 I'm not a child. 221 00:21:49.999 --> 00:21:53.875 - OK, your highness. 222 00:22:12.542 --> 00:22:14.374 - Did you remember your camera? 223 00:22:14.375 --> 00:22:16.749 OK, good. Oh, can you do my headshot 224 00:22:16.750 --> 00:22:18.998 before you cover me in goo? I want to look 225 00:22:18.999 --> 00:22:21.958 somewhat presentable. - You can try. 226 00:22:21.959 --> 00:22:24.958 - So who's Yves Saint Laurent over there? 227 00:22:24.959 --> 00:22:26.749 - Oh he's, um, 228 00:22:26.750 --> 00:22:28.374 some guy from work, 229 00:22:28.375 --> 00:22:31.249 I think his name's Wilder. Heard he moved here for the summer. 230 00:22:31.250 --> 00:22:34.666 - Oh, figures. Couldn't be from around here with that jawline. 231 00:22:34.667 --> 00:22:35.993 What's his background? 232 00:22:36.180 --> 00:22:39.791 - How am I supposed to know? I don't know anything about him. 233 00:22:44.250 --> 00:22:46.998 - Thanks for the shirt. 234 00:22:46.999 --> 00:22:49.458 Hi. 235 00:22:52.000 --> 00:22:55.165 - Uh... He had to borrow my shirt. 236 00:22:55.166 --> 00:22:57.998 - Oh. 237 00:22:57.999 --> 00:23:02.125 Ohh... 238 00:23:06.625 --> 00:23:08.998 - Just turn a little... - Like this? Yeah. 239 00:23:08.999 --> 00:23:10.999 That? - You're slaying a sea monster. 240 00:23:11.000 --> 00:23:12.666 - I hate you! - A sea monster is going to jump 241 00:23:12.667 --> 00:23:16.820 out of that water and you have to kill it! - Out of that water? 242 00:23:16.830 --> 00:23:18.207 - That's your motivation. - Like that? 243 00:23:18.208 --> 00:23:21.499 - Yeah... Yes, perfect. 244 00:23:21.500 --> 00:23:24.874 - So is he into you? 245 00:23:24.875 --> 00:23:27.582 - I don't think so. - I dunno, there was something 246 00:23:27.583 --> 00:23:30.874 about the way that he was looking at you... 247 00:23:30.875 --> 00:23:32.332 - He was wearing sunglasses. 248 00:23:32.333 --> 00:23:34.499 - You know you should try being more aloof. I feel like 249 00:23:34.500 --> 00:23:36.541 you're always just a little bit too eager 250 00:23:36.542 --> 00:23:39.165 when you first meet someone. It's kind of a turn off. 251 00:23:39.166 --> 00:23:41.916 - Fuck you. - Just trying to help. 252 00:23:43.999 --> 00:23:46.998 - Oh yeah, camera loves you. 253 00:23:46.999 --> 00:23:49.820 Thanks for doing this. 254 00:23:49.830 --> 00:23:52.290 - Just don't forget me when you're famous. 255 00:23:52.291 --> 00:23:56.624 So when do you find out about New York? - Uh, sometime in the next 256 00:23:56.625 --> 00:23:59.124 couple of months I guess? - OK, good, because 257 00:23:59.125 --> 00:24:00.874 my dad just put down first and last month's rent 258 00:24:00.875 --> 00:24:05.124 on that flea-bag Brooklyn apartment last night, and the garbage chute is yours 259 00:24:05.125 --> 00:24:09.998 if you want it. - Fuck you! No way, that's awesome! 260 00:24:09.999 --> 00:24:12.375 Roommates. Wow. 261 00:24:13.000 --> 00:24:17.820 Do you think you're going to be able to stop yourself from making out with me? 262 00:24:17.830 --> 00:24:19.998 Fuck you! NO! No! 263 00:24:19.999 --> 00:24:23.332 No! No more! No more! 264 00:24:23.333 --> 00:24:25.541 No more. No more. 265 00:24:25.542 --> 00:24:29.792 OK, one more. 266 00:24:37.834 --> 00:24:40.998 What did you get on your last math test? 267 00:24:40.999 --> 00:24:44.165 100? -: Yeah, but it was just a multiplication test. 268 00:24:44.166 --> 00:24:46.165 - Wow! - That should go on the fridge. 269 00:24:46.166 --> 00:24:48.833 - Yeah, for sure. I don't think I ever 270 00:24:48.834 --> 00:24:52.208 got 100 on a math test. 271 00:24:56.792 --> 00:24:59.998 - I'm 18. I don't need to be tucked in. 272 00:24:59.999 --> 00:25:04.375 - I wasn't gonna ask, but, um... 273 00:25:05.999 --> 00:25:08.374 - This may seem a bit weird; do you remember 274 00:25:08.375 --> 00:25:12.499 that fur hat I used to wear when you were a kid? 275 00:25:12.500 --> 00:25:14.916 - Nope. - Well, your father says 276 00:25:14.917 --> 00:25:17.332 he couldn't find it but I know it's there. 277 00:25:17.333 --> 00:25:21.834 It would mean a lot to have it back. It was Nan's. 278 00:25:28.999 --> 00:25:31.374 I'm sorry. Never mind. 279 00:25:31.375 --> 00:25:33.999 Good night, Skeet. 280 00:26:03.333 --> 00:26:06.375 - Later, klepto. 281 00:27:43.208 --> 00:27:46.833 - Right in... 282 00:27:46.834 --> 00:27:50.998 There we go. 283 00:27:50.999 --> 00:27:53.624 Ugh... 284 00:27:53.625 --> 00:27:56.208 Jesus Christ! 285 00:28:06.999 --> 00:28:11.542 - Come here. Come here, you little fucker. 286 00:28:13.166 --> 00:28:15.999 OK... 287 00:28:41.417 --> 00:28:44.250 Mm... 288 00:29:03.125 --> 00:29:05.708 - Hey... 289 00:29:05.709 --> 00:29:09.207 - I want you. - What? 290 00:29:09.208 --> 00:29:10.666 Your charming, lovable, handsome father... 291 00:29:10.667 --> 00:29:13.998 - I think someone wants you. -...is waiting for you at the front of the store. 292 00:29:13.999 --> 00:29:17.748 Oscar Madly please come to the front of the store. Oscar Madly. 293 00:29:17.773 --> 00:29:18.998 - Oh, my God. 294 00:29:18.999 --> 00:29:21.998 - Oscar! Oscar! 295 00:29:21.999 --> 00:29:24.708 Have you seen Oscar? There he is. Let's go, let's go! 296 00:29:24.709 --> 00:29:25.584 What do you want? 297 00:29:25.609 --> 00:29:28.207 What? I've been waiting outside for half an hour! 298 00:29:28.208 --> 00:29:29.704 I told you I was off at 8:00. 299 00:29:29.729 --> 00:29:32.541 Well, I can't pick you up at 8:00. I have a date. 300 00:29:32.542 --> 00:29:34.998 - How was I supposed to know that? 301 00:29:34.999 --> 00:29:38.708 - Because we talked about it. I told you last night! 302 00:29:38.709 --> 00:29:40.499 - No, you didn't. 303 00:29:40.500 --> 00:29:44.833 - You're going to find your own way home. 304 00:29:44.834 --> 00:29:48.375 - Fine! 305 00:30:24.750 --> 00:30:27.499 - Honey, can you pass me the... - What the... 306 00:30:27.500 --> 00:30:30.998 - WHOA! - Oh, my God! 307 00:30:30.999 --> 00:30:33.541 Oscar! Sorry. I thought, uh... I kind of thought 308 00:30:33.542 --> 00:30:35.998 your walk home would take a little bit longer. 309 00:30:35.999 --> 00:30:38.249 - Do you mind? - Oh, um... 310 00:30:38.250 --> 00:30:39.833 This is your new mom. 311 00:30:39.834 --> 00:30:43.791 It's not. I'm joking. This is Christine. - Hi, honey. 312 00:30:43.792 --> 00:30:48.400 - Excuse me, I didn't know you were having a rave. 313 00:30:51.583 --> 00:30:54.208 - What'd he see? 314 00:31:05.709 --> 00:31:07.374 Is your, uh, 315 00:31:07.375 --> 00:31:11.666 your mom still dating that queer? - Larry? 316 00:31:11.667 --> 00:31:13.999 Yeah, they're engaged. 317 00:31:16.208 --> 00:31:19.457 - I know stuff about him that'd make your hair curl. 318 00:31:19.458 --> 00:31:21.916 - He's a nice guy. - Mm... 319 00:31:21.917 --> 00:31:23.874 I bet he's super nice... 320 00:31:23.875 --> 00:31:27.207 Hey, I'm sorry you two met like that. 321 00:31:27.208 --> 00:31:31.400 Christine here, she's even sweeter with her clothes on. 322 00:31:31.410 --> 00:31:34.791 - I feel so bad. That must have been quite the sight! 323 00:31:34.792 --> 00:31:36.998 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 324 00:31:36.999 --> 00:31:39.541 You gotta try these, man. Come here. 325 00:31:39.542 --> 00:31:40.999 - No thanks. - Hmm? 326 00:31:41.000 --> 00:31:44.998 No. She made them. - It's OK. They're a bit overdone anyway. 327 00:31:44.999 --> 00:31:46.157 I'm just not hungry. 328 00:31:46.182 --> 00:31:49.457 Hey, stop being rude. Didn't you learn any manners? 329 00:31:49.458 --> 00:31:52.833 - Am I embarrassing you? 330 00:31:52.834 --> 00:31:54.749 - Are you embarrassing me? No. 331 00:31:54.750 --> 00:31:59.416 But, uh, you're embarrassing yourself a little bit. 332 00:31:59.417 --> 00:32:01.998 - How long can you keep this act up? 333 00:32:01.999 --> 00:32:03.916 How long before you show up 334 00:32:03.917 --> 00:32:07.457 at her work screaming at the top of your lungs 335 00:32:07.458 --> 00:32:09.416 like a FUCKING CHILD? - I should go. 336 00:32:09.417 --> 00:32:13.998 - I'm sorry. It's just a little bit sad. - Let me save you some time. 337 00:32:13.999 --> 00:32:18.834 He's possessive, has the temper of a child and is bat shit crazy. 338 00:32:26.583 --> 00:32:28.999 There he is. 339 00:32:41.667 --> 00:32:44.999 - Wow, where did that come from? 340 00:32:56.750 --> 00:33:00.916 So fucking pathetic. 341 00:33:00.917 --> 00:33:03.416 I can't believe we share the same genes. 342 00:33:03.417 --> 00:33:07.541 - Well you know, I was born in a factory farm 343 00:33:07.542 --> 00:33:10.165 to an overweight rodent who tried to eat me. 344 00:33:10.166 --> 00:33:14.375 It doesn't mean my life can't be different. 345 00:34:13.000 --> 00:34:15.624 - Oscar? 346 00:34:15.625 --> 00:34:19.291 I'm really sorry. 347 00:34:21.583 --> 00:34:25.999 I had a really hard week, OK? 348 00:34:27.830 --> 00:34:32.208 I didn't mean to take it out on you. 349 00:34:41.999 --> 00:34:45.874 - What are you gonna do with all mom's junk in my closet? 350 00:34:45.875 --> 00:34:46.998 - Huh? What? What are you talking about? 351 00:34:46.999 --> 00:34:51.750 - Why don't you just give it back to her? There's no room for any of my shit. 352 00:34:52.625 --> 00:34:56.400 - Well, because it actually doesn't belong to her. 353 00:34:56.410 --> 00:34:58.290 See, when a couple gets divorced, 354 00:34:58.291 --> 00:35:00.998 they have to split everything. 355 00:35:00.999 --> 00:35:05.833 Possessions and assets and, you know, kids, equally. 356 00:35:05.834 --> 00:35:08.400 She took her half. 357 00:35:08.410 --> 00:35:09.708 So technically, like... 358 00:35:09.709 --> 00:35:12.820 Technically, those clothes are mine. It's very complicated. 359 00:35:12.830 --> 00:35:14.416 You'll understand when you get divorced someday. 360 00:35:14.417 --> 00:35:17.290 - So what are you going to do with them? 361 00:35:17.291 --> 00:35:19.499 - Nothing. 362 00:35:19.500 --> 00:35:22.792 - OK. 363 00:35:29.208 --> 00:35:31.165 - Oh! Uh, excuse me? 364 00:35:31.166 --> 00:35:35.250 Sorry... 365 00:35:36.750 --> 00:35:37.998 - What do you want? 366 00:35:37.999 --> 00:35:40.998 - Uh, we're looking for front doors for our new house. 367 00:35:40.999 --> 00:35:45.250 - We just got married. 368 00:35:53.410 --> 00:35:55.541 - How long are you looking for it to last? 369 00:35:55.542 --> 00:35:56.490 Uh... forever? 370 00:35:56.515 --> 00:35:59.332 Oh, no, none of these are built to last that long. 371 00:35:59.333 --> 00:36:01.708 Locks break down. Some wear and tear on the hinges. 372 00:36:01.709 --> 00:36:05.582 I'd give that one six, seven years, tops. 373 00:36:05.583 --> 00:36:08.165 - OK... 374 00:36:08.166 --> 00:36:11.000 Thanks. 375 00:36:12.500 --> 00:36:15.458 - Well, that's a nice one. 376 00:36:17.917 --> 00:36:22.410 - Oh, thank God! It smells awful in here. 377 00:36:23.625 --> 00:36:25.457 We need to get you some deodorant. 378 00:36:25.458 --> 00:36:27.749 Wait, what, what, what are you doing? Don't, don't, 379 00:36:27.750 --> 00:36:29.874 don't, don't, don't! Argh! No! 380 00:36:29.875 --> 00:36:33.998 Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! I can't breathe. Let me out! 381 00:36:33.999 --> 00:36:37.290 Let me out! Let me out! 382 00:36:37.291 --> 00:36:41.583 - Hey, how much for a blow job? 383 00:36:44.417 --> 00:36:46.833 So, who's your hostage? 384 00:36:46.834 --> 00:36:50.874 - It's my hamster. - Really? 385 00:36:50.875 --> 00:36:53.582 I thought hamsters were only for 386 00:36:53.583 --> 00:36:56.998 fat girls and Asian kids. 387 00:36:56.999 --> 00:36:59.165 - Um... I spent the weekend at my mom's, 388 00:36:59.166 --> 00:37:02.998 so I'm just, uh, bringing all my stuff to my dad's place. 389 00:37:02.999 --> 00:37:07.400 - Yeah, my parents are divorced too. 390 00:37:07.410 --> 00:37:09.998 Uh, what's the word? Empathy. 391 00:37:09.999 --> 00:37:13.250 - Thanks. 392 00:37:16.667 --> 00:37:18.999 - Oh, shit! 393 00:37:19.000 --> 00:37:21.582 - What is it? 394 00:37:21.583 --> 00:37:23.749 - Oh, fuck! No, no, no! Don't brake! 395 00:37:23.750 --> 00:37:25.874 - Why not? - No, no, no, she might be under 396 00:37:25.875 --> 00:37:28.290 the brake pedal. Can you check? - She's not there. 397 00:37:28.291 --> 00:37:31.999 - WATCH OUT! 398 00:37:37.830 --> 00:37:41.958 - Oh, my God. It's not funny. - It is. I'm sorry. 399 00:37:44.667 --> 00:37:46.374 - Shh... What is that? 400 00:37:46.375 --> 00:37:49.749 No, no, turn it up. 401 00:37:53.458 --> 00:37:55.998 - No way... - That little fucker 402 00:37:55.999 --> 00:37:59.916 got behind the radio! - How do we get her out? 403 00:37:59.917 --> 00:38:02.582 Fuck... - No, don't open the door! 404 00:38:02.583 --> 00:38:03.427 Why not? 405 00:38:03.452 --> 00:38:05.958 She' going to jump out and get hit by a car! 406 00:38:05.959 --> 00:38:08.875 - She's a hamster, not a fucking gazelle. 407 00:38:14.999 --> 00:38:19.750 - Is now really the best time for that? She's going to electrocute herself! 408 00:38:23.166 --> 00:38:24.874 - What the fuck are you doing? - Smoking her out. 409 00:38:24.875 --> 00:38:26.880 Get ready to catch her... 410 00:38:26.113 --> 00:38:28.998 - Are you kidding? You'll kill her with second-hand smoke! 411 00:38:28.999 --> 00:38:32.457 - Come on, man. That's an old wives tale. Get ready. 412 00:38:32.458 --> 00:38:34.916 - This is the worst idea I've ever heard. 413 00:38:34.917 --> 00:38:37.457 This is so fucking stupid. 414 00:38:40.458 --> 00:38:43.999 - Still nothing? 415 00:38:50.291 --> 00:38:53.499 Got her! 416 00:38:53.500 --> 00:38:55.998 - Alright! 417 00:38:55.999 --> 00:38:59.583 Told ya. 418 00:39:15.959 --> 00:39:17.998 - Thanks for the ride. - Alright. 419 00:39:17.999 --> 00:39:20.416 You need some help? - No, it's OK. 420 00:39:20.417 --> 00:39:22.958 Dad's not home yet. I don't even have a key anyway. 421 00:39:22.959 --> 00:39:25.833 - You don't have a key to your own house? What are you, six? 422 00:39:25.834 --> 00:39:28.833 - Yeah, my dad's afraid that my mom's going to steal it, 423 00:39:28.834 --> 00:39:31.124 sneak in and rob him. 424 00:39:31.125 --> 00:39:32.874 - Right. So what are you gonna do? 425 00:39:32.875 --> 00:39:35.436 I'll probably just hang out in my tree house. 426 00:39:35.461 --> 00:39:36.290 No way. 427 00:39:36.291 --> 00:39:39.416 You have a tree house? I need to see this. 428 00:39:39.417 --> 00:39:42.000 - I don't know... 429 00:39:46.333 --> 00:39:48.290 - Yo, this is insane, man. 430 00:39:48.291 --> 00:39:51.541 So you made this? - With my dad, yeah. 431 00:39:51.542 --> 00:39:55.333 - Let's climb it! - I don't know... 432 00:40:09.291 --> 00:40:12.666 - Fuck. 433 00:40:12.667 --> 00:40:14.749 - Here. 434 00:40:14.750 --> 00:40:17.125 Thanks. 435 00:40:20.500 --> 00:40:22.666 - Hey. 436 00:40:22.667 --> 00:40:24.666 What's his name? 437 00:40:24.667 --> 00:40:26.916 - Buffy. She's a girl. 438 00:40:26.917 --> 00:40:30.207 - Uh, I hate to break the news, but this is 439 00:40:30.208 --> 00:40:31.998 totally a boy hamster. 440 00:40:31.999 --> 00:40:34.820 He got balls, check it. 441 00:40:34.830 --> 00:40:37.999 I would have thought you'd seen enough balls by now 442 00:40:38.000 --> 00:40:40.374 to tell the difference. 443 00:40:40.375 --> 00:40:42.833 Just kidding. 444 00:40:42.834 --> 00:40:45.290 - Um... 445 00:40:45.291 --> 00:40:48.416 Here, give her to me. 446 00:40:48.417 --> 00:40:52.000 - It's him. 447 00:40:58.917 --> 00:41:01.998 This place is wild, man. 448 00:41:01.999 --> 00:41:03.916 What do you do up here? - Um... 449 00:41:03.917 --> 00:41:08.667 Mostly just come up here to get away from the house. 450 00:41:29.792 --> 00:41:32.499 - So what are these for? - It's my, uh, 451 00:41:32.500 --> 00:41:36.624 college application. - Yeah? Where are you applying? 452 00:41:36.625 --> 00:41:38.582 - Um, there's this awesome 453 00:41:38.583 --> 00:41:40.290 cinema makeup program in New York. 454 00:41:40.291 --> 00:41:44.998 - Oh, nice! So come on, man, show me more of your stuff. 455 00:41:44.999 --> 00:41:47.207 - OK, it's... 456 00:41:47.208 --> 00:41:51.000 It's a little weird. 457 00:42:10.250 --> 00:42:11.833 - They're cool. 458 00:42:11.834 --> 00:42:16.208 Anyway, I should probably get going. 459 00:42:18.917 --> 00:42:21.417 Oh... Sorry. 460 00:42:33.125 --> 00:42:34.998 - You OK? 461 00:42:34.999 --> 00:42:36.374 I'm fine... 462 00:42:36.375 --> 00:42:38.998 thank you... Although I think I'm going 463 00:42:38.999 --> 00:42:42.458 through a bit of a gender jam. 464 00:42:45.410 --> 00:42:46.998 - Whoa! Watch it, man! 465 00:42:46.999 --> 00:42:50.457 - Oh, I'm sorry, man! I thought you were my son's girlfriend. 466 00:42:50.458 --> 00:42:54.999 - His girlfriend? 467 00:42:57.417 --> 00:43:00.792 Whoa, watch it! Fuck, man! 468 00:43:08.125 --> 00:43:10.666 - Hey. 469 00:43:10.667 --> 00:43:13.249 How was work? 470 00:43:13.250 --> 00:43:15.998 - Riveting. 471 00:43:15.999 --> 00:43:18.666 - How did you get home? 472 00:43:18.667 --> 00:43:22.400 - I walked. 473 00:43:22.410 --> 00:43:24.708 - With the hamster? 474 00:43:24.709 --> 00:43:28.583 - Yep. With the hamster. 475 00:43:33.410 --> 00:43:36.709 - OK... 476 00:43:52.875 --> 00:43:56.207 - Is that a whale? - Where? - Right there. 477 00:43:56.208 --> 00:44:00.541 That's called a bad photo. Let me take that. 478 00:44:00.542 --> 00:44:04.400 - That one? - Mm-hmm... OK, keep going. 479 00:44:04.410 --> 00:44:05.998 - Mm... - No! 480 00:44:05.999 --> 00:44:08.416 Not very flattering. 481 00:44:08.417 --> 00:44:09.999 That one's not bad. 482 00:44:10.000 --> 00:44:11.999 No. Definitely not. - No? 483 00:44:12.000 --> 00:44:14.249 - Actually, go back. Right? - Yeah. 484 00:44:14.250 --> 00:44:18.458 - Yeah. Yeah. - OK, just let me clean it up. 485 00:44:33.625 --> 00:44:34.833 - What? 486 00:44:34.834 --> 00:44:38.374 What did you do? That does not look like me at all. 487 00:44:38.375 --> 00:44:43.820 - I just cleaned up your face. - No. It's so weird! 488 00:44:43.830 --> 00:44:44.833 - You look great. 489 00:44:44.834 --> 00:44:46.998 - I don't want to sell myself as something I'm not. 490 00:44:46.999 --> 00:44:48.708 Change it back. - Everyone uses Photoshop 491 00:44:48.709 --> 00:44:51.791 to make themselves look better. - But nobody's going to hire me 492 00:44:51.792 --> 00:44:53.998 if I send in that photo and then show up to an audition 493 00:44:53.999 --> 00:44:55.820 looking like me. 494 00:44:55.107 --> 00:44:58.332 - You'd be lucky to have them bring you in in the first place. 495 00:44:58.333 --> 00:45:00.820 - Excuse me? - It's New York. There's always 496 00:45:00.830 --> 00:45:05.207 gonna be a thousand girls prettier than you. I'm just giving you a fighting chance. 497 00:45:05.208 --> 00:45:11.999 - Fuck you! 498 00:45:12.000 --> 00:45:13.374 - Gemma... 499 00:45:13.375 --> 00:45:15.251 Let me just print these off. 500 00:45:15.276 --> 00:45:18.357 - No, I'll get them later. I have rehearsal. 501 00:45:30.583 --> 00:45:32.457 - Hey! Hey, Gem! 502 00:45:32.458 --> 00:45:36.820 You wanna come over for dinner tonight? I'm making chicken and waffles. 503 00:45:36.830 --> 00:45:38.708 - Oh, sounds delish, but can't. - So... 504 00:45:38.709 --> 00:45:39.998 Um... 505 00:45:39.999 --> 00:45:43.165 How're things going with you and Oscar? 506 00:45:43.166 --> 00:45:46.874 - We're... fine. 507 00:45:46.875 --> 00:45:51.792 - I see, I... Sorry, I'm just, um... 508 00:45:53.125 --> 00:45:57.207 I was wondering... You know. 509 00:45:57.208 --> 00:46:00.833 - If we're together? 510 00:46:00.834 --> 00:46:03.820 Is that what he told you? 511 00:46:03.830 --> 00:46:05.959 - No, of course not. 512 00:46:13.542 --> 00:46:16.749 So, is he... 513 00:46:16.750 --> 00:46:21.583 - Is this really happening right now? 514 00:46:24.208 --> 00:46:27.958 Your bag's melting. 515 00:46:38.625 --> 00:46:41.708 - Just visualize this is going to this hand. 516 00:46:41.709 --> 00:46:44.998 I can do it just by thinking about it. 517 00:46:44.999 --> 00:46:46.998 Like this... 518 00:46:46.999 --> 00:46:50.166 Here it is. 519 00:47:24.917 --> 00:47:27.416 - Oscar, can I see you in my office please? 520 00:47:27.417 --> 00:47:28.998 - Sure, I'll just finish up here, 521 00:47:28.999 --> 00:47:32.999 I'll be right over... - It's OK, just leave it. 522 00:47:34.834 --> 00:47:37.457 Things have been pretty slow here lately, 523 00:47:37.458 --> 00:47:39.998 so I'm going to have to let some people go. 524 00:47:39.999 --> 00:47:42.541 And frankly, you are 525 00:47:42.542 --> 00:47:46.998 without a doubt my most incompetent employee. 526 00:47:46.999 --> 00:47:49.499 I mean, you don't even fit in, 527 00:47:49.500 --> 00:47:53.457 because you know what you want, and it's not here. 528 00:47:53.458 --> 00:47:55.624 Oh, I can't bring myself to fire you, 529 00:47:55.625 --> 00:47:58.124 because I mean, really, you are a good kid, 530 00:47:58.125 --> 00:48:00.457 so I'm gonna leave it up to you. 531 00:48:00.458 --> 00:48:03.820 If you wanna stay, 532 00:48:03.830 --> 00:48:05.457 be my guest, 533 00:48:05.458 --> 00:48:07.998 but if you think you can find 534 00:48:07.999 --> 00:48:09.541 what you're looking for, 535 00:48:09.542 --> 00:48:17.125 I would suggest that you stop wasting your time here. 536 00:48:21.417 --> 00:48:24.667 - I think I'm really high. 537 00:48:25.500 --> 00:48:26.833 - OK then... Good. 538 00:48:26.834 --> 00:48:29.998 I think that was good. I think we... 539 00:48:29.999 --> 00:48:32.998 - OK. - Yeah, excellent. 540 00:48:32.999 --> 00:48:36.124 - Fuck, man. I can't believe she fired you, too. 541 00:48:36.125 --> 00:48:39.874 - She didn't, I quit. - Really? What'd she say? 542 00:48:39.875 --> 00:48:42.332 - She said I didn't belong here. 543 00:48:42.333 --> 00:48:45.624 - Wow, that's good for you. 544 00:48:45.625 --> 00:48:47.998 What are you doing tonight? 545 00:48:47.999 --> 00:48:51.582 - Um, probably just working on one of my models. 546 00:48:51.583 --> 00:48:53.998 - Oh, fuck that, man, I'm taking off to Berlin tomorrow 547 00:48:53.999 --> 00:48:56.400 and my roommate's having a party. 548 00:48:56.410 --> 00:48:58.332 - You're leaving? - Yeah. I'm just gonna visit 549 00:48:58.333 --> 00:49:00.998 my cousin for a few months. - Oh. Awesome. 550 00:49:00.999 --> 00:49:04.820 - Well, you should come. - To Berlin? 551 00:49:04.830 --> 00:49:05.998 - No. To the party. 552 00:49:05.999 --> 00:49:09.791 And you got to bring a costume, 'cause it's a Friday the 13th 553 00:49:09.792 --> 00:49:13.332 Monster Mash or some shit. Anyway, you gotta dress up. 554 00:49:13.333 --> 00:49:15.792 See ya. 555 00:49:31.291 --> 00:49:33.750 - Hey. 556 00:49:35.458 --> 00:49:38.250 - You know, you got mail. 557 00:50:28.834 --> 00:50:31.333 - Oscar! What's wrong? 558 00:50:35.792 --> 00:50:38.999 What are you doing? Talk to me! 559 00:50:42.208 --> 00:50:44.820 Are you OK? You're scaring me! 560 00:50:44.830 --> 00:50:48.750 - CAN YOU JUST SHUT UP? I'm fine! 561 00:51:49.999 --> 00:51:52.999 What do you think? 562 00:51:56.667 --> 00:51:58.791 I'm sorry, I didn't... 563 00:51:58.792 --> 00:52:02.667 I didn't mean it. 564 00:52:04.999 --> 00:52:06.708 - What are you doing? 565 00:52:12.125 --> 00:52:14.999 - Going to a costume party. 566 00:52:15.999 --> 00:52:18.998 - Well those clothes don't belong to you, so... 567 00:52:18.999 --> 00:52:23.333 - They don't belong to you, either. 568 00:52:34.999 --> 00:52:36.916 - That's $50 deducted from your... 569 00:52:36.917 --> 00:52:42.124 from your education savings for trying to steal from me. 570 00:52:42.125 --> 00:52:44.165 - You're pathetic. 571 00:52:44.166 --> 00:52:47.792 - You're not going to no faggot costume party either. 572 00:53:43.667 --> 00:53:44.999 - Hey, man. 573 00:53:45.000 --> 00:53:48.708 That's your costume? I thought this was your thing. 574 00:53:48.709 --> 00:53:50.582 - This was all I had. 575 00:53:50.583 --> 00:53:54.999 - Don't worry about it. Yo, Brigitte! 576 00:53:56.333 --> 00:54:01.998 Oscar needs a costume. - Yeah, no problem, asshole. 577 00:54:01.999 --> 00:54:04.875 - Come on. 578 00:55:17.410 --> 00:55:20.998 - How much do you think it would cost for a flight to Berlin? 579 00:55:20.999 --> 00:55:23.249 - Why? Do I look like a travel agent? 580 00:55:23.250 --> 00:55:25.165 - Wilder just bought a ticket 581 00:55:25.166 --> 00:55:29.998 so I thought you might know. - Is that what he told you? 582 00:55:29.999 --> 00:55:31.791 He's not going to Europe. 583 00:55:31.792 --> 00:55:36.250 He's driving back to Montreal to live with his parents. 584 00:55:37.999 --> 00:55:40.958 Oh... 585 00:55:40.959 --> 00:55:43.709 Thank you. 586 00:55:48.875 --> 00:55:52.166 Want to give me a hand with this? 587 00:56:29.333 --> 00:56:31.249 - Wilder! This party's so fun! 588 00:56:31.250 --> 00:56:32.791 There's so many cool people here! 589 00:56:32.792 --> 00:56:36.958 Oh, my God, I can't believe how dorky I sound. I'm such an idiot! 590 00:56:36.959 --> 00:56:38.374 - I'm glad someone's having fun, man. 591 00:56:38.375 --> 00:56:40.916 - You're so nice. That must be why you have so many friends. 592 00:56:40.917 --> 00:56:44.249 - Actually, I have no idea who most of these assholes are. 593 00:56:44.250 --> 00:56:46.958 - Yeah, that's so cool. 594 00:56:46.959 --> 00:56:49.499 - Stay right here. 595 00:56:49.500 --> 00:56:52.820 - Wilder! 596 00:56:52.830 --> 00:56:54.998 What's that on your nails? 597 00:56:54.999 --> 00:56:58.542 - Where? 598 00:57:00.667 --> 00:57:02.833 - It's gone. 599 00:57:02.834 --> 00:57:06.583 - Alright. 600 00:57:31.375 --> 00:57:33.666 - This is your wingman for the night. 601 00:57:33.667 --> 00:57:36.625 - Thanks. - Hey, Wilder! 602 00:58:01.709 --> 00:58:04.400 - Oh, can you hold on? 603 00:58:04.410 --> 00:58:06.332 What are you doing here? 604 00:58:06.333 --> 00:58:09.165 - Same as you. 605 00:58:09.166 --> 00:58:10.998 - So, you didn't happen to tell Peter that we were 606 00:58:10.999 --> 00:58:13.999 dating, did you? Because he seemed to think that we were... 607 00:58:14.000 --> 00:58:16.374 - Why would I ever say that? 608 00:58:16.375 --> 00:58:18.207 - What's with you? 609 00:58:18.208 --> 00:58:20.457 Your pupils are huge. 610 00:58:20.458 --> 00:58:21.958 Are you high? 611 00:58:21.959 --> 00:58:25.875 - I gotta go find someone. I'll talk to you soon. 612 00:58:51.999 --> 00:58:54.820 - You look like shit. 613 00:58:54.830 --> 00:58:56.999 - Thanks. 614 00:58:57.000 --> 00:58:59.916 - I'm Andrew. 615 00:58:59.917 --> 00:59:02.999 - Hi. 616 00:59:05.830 --> 00:59:08.791 - I'm sorry. I'm here with someone. 617 00:59:08.792 --> 00:59:10.999 - Who? 618 00:59:18.410 --> 00:59:20.749 I don't think he'll mind. 619 01:00:02.625 --> 01:00:04.499 - Hey! 620 01:01:56.250 --> 01:01:58.749 - Hey, man. 621 01:01:58.750 --> 01:02:01.750 Wake up. 622 01:02:03.250 --> 01:02:05.416 Better out than in. 623 01:02:05.417 --> 01:02:07.999 Here you go. Drink a bit. 624 01:02:10.208 --> 01:02:12.457 You OK? 625 01:02:12.458 --> 01:02:13.998 - Mm-hmm. 626 01:02:13.999 --> 01:02:15.999 - Let's get you home. - No, I can't. 627 01:02:16.000 --> 01:02:17.998 I can't go home. - Well this place just 628 01:02:17.999 --> 01:02:21.999 got busted, so you can't stay here either. 629 01:02:22.000 --> 01:02:24.999 Come on. 630 01:03:21.999 --> 01:03:25.333 - You should take that off. 631 01:03:54.375 --> 01:03:57.875 - What are you thinking about? 632 01:04:01.250 --> 01:04:03.624 - Thinking about how 633 01:04:03.625 --> 01:04:06.249 I had to kick my dad into a closet 634 01:04:06.250 --> 01:04:09.750 to go to that party tonight. 635 01:04:10.291 --> 01:04:15.709 - If you don't hate your parents you'll eventually become them. 636 01:04:20.333 --> 01:04:21.998 - Please, don't kiss me. 637 01:04:21.999 --> 01:04:23.998 I just had the worst day of my life 638 01:04:23.999 --> 01:04:26.998 and my mouth tastes like vomit and... 639 01:04:26.999 --> 01:04:29.624 I don't want to ruin this. 640 01:04:29.625 --> 01:04:32.998 - I was just grabbing some water. 641 01:04:50.625 --> 01:04:52.998 - How long have you been out? 642 01:04:52.999 --> 01:04:56.998 - I'm too embarrassed to talk right now. Can you just leave? 643 01:04:56.999 --> 01:04:58.916 - Come on, don't be like that. 644 01:04:58.917 --> 01:05:00.791 This doesn't have to be awkward. 645 01:05:00.792 --> 01:05:03.998 It's too late for that. 646 01:05:03.999 --> 01:05:09.291 - Seriously, since when have you known? 647 01:05:11.291 --> 01:05:13.374 - I don't. 648 01:05:13.375 --> 01:05:17.410 - What do you mean? 649 01:05:19.000 --> 01:05:21.999 - I don't know. 650 01:05:24.542 --> 01:05:28.250 - Have you ever kissed a guy? 651 01:05:31.410 --> 01:05:35.791 - I've done some stuff, but... 652 01:05:35.792 --> 01:05:38.583 - But have you kissed? 653 01:05:43.792 --> 01:05:45.666 - Do you want to? 654 01:05:45.667 --> 01:05:50.333 - What? - Do you want to know? 655 01:05:52.291 --> 01:05:55.708 - I don't know how to answer that. 656 01:05:55.709 --> 01:05:58.332 - If I, a fellow dude, kiss you 657 01:05:58.333 --> 01:06:01.958 and you feel something moving around in your stomach, 658 01:06:01.959 --> 01:06:03.708 then maybe you'll know. 659 01:06:03.709 --> 01:06:05.998 If not, then... 660 01:06:07.458 --> 01:06:11.750 - My stomach feels like it's on fire. 661 01:07:02.625 --> 01:07:07.333 - So... Did you feel anything? 662 01:07:11.208 --> 01:07:14.999 - I don't know... 663 01:07:17.999 --> 01:07:22.792 - I certainly felt something. 664 01:08:35.166 --> 01:08:36.791 - Jesus, Oscar! 665 01:08:36.792 --> 01:08:40.999 What are you doing? - Sorry to impose. 666 01:08:41.999 --> 01:08:45.792 - Oh, shit... - What's going on, Skeet? 667 01:08:51.999 --> 01:08:54.999 Oscar? 668 01:08:56.375 --> 01:09:00.499 - Am I a bad person? 669 01:09:00.500 --> 01:09:03.124 - What are you talking about? 670 01:09:03.125 --> 01:09:05.290 - I don't understand why 671 01:09:05.291 --> 01:09:07.998 I feel so alone. 672 01:09:07.999 --> 01:09:09.999 - You're never alone, Oscar. 673 01:09:10.000 --> 01:09:14.000 - That's rich, coming from you. 674 01:09:15.410 --> 01:09:17.499 - What do you mean? - You gave up 675 01:09:17.500 --> 01:09:20.374 and abandoned me and now I'm all fucked up. 676 01:09:20.375 --> 01:09:24.998 - That's not fair. - You have a new life. 677 01:09:24.999 --> 01:09:28.998 A new family. 678 01:09:28.999 --> 01:09:31.820 I have nothing. 679 01:09:31.830 --> 01:09:34.917 Literally, nothing. 680 01:09:40.999 --> 01:09:43.374 - I'm so sorry, 681 01:09:43.375 --> 01:09:46.820 Oscar. 682 01:09:46.830 --> 01:09:47.998 I wish... 683 01:09:47.999 --> 01:09:51.916 I could have been there for you. 684 01:09:51.917 --> 01:09:55.750 I made some really hard choices. 685 01:09:56.999 --> 01:10:01.999 But I was dying in that house. You know that more than anyone. 686 01:10:08.417 --> 01:10:11.458 You know, 687 01:10:12.959 --> 01:10:14.998 when you were born, 688 01:10:14.999 --> 01:10:17.165 you came out with the umbilical cord 689 01:10:17.166 --> 01:10:19.833 wrapped around your neck three times. 690 01:10:19.834 --> 01:10:23.874 You almost hung yourself. I was so scared. 691 01:10:23.875 --> 01:10:27.374 - That's disgusting. 692 01:10:27.375 --> 01:10:31.999 - My point is, 693 01:10:33.208 --> 01:10:36.374 you've never had it easy, 694 01:10:36.375 --> 01:10:40.375 and maybe you never will. 695 01:10:41.375 --> 01:10:43.624 If you are forced to walk through shit 696 01:10:43.625 --> 01:10:48.417 then you might as well grow a thick skin. 697 01:10:50.830 --> 01:10:53.625 - Thanks for all the imagery. 698 01:10:59.999 --> 01:11:04.250 - Skeet, you smell awful. 699 01:11:18.792 --> 01:11:23.290 - Why do I always crave pancakes when every time I eat them, they make me feel 700 01:11:23.291 --> 01:11:24.624 like shit? 701 01:11:24.625 --> 01:11:28.208 - Most things are like that as you get older. 702 01:11:30.959 --> 01:11:33.999 Your father's going to be worried about you, you know. 703 01:11:35.500 --> 01:11:38.333 - No, he's not. 704 01:11:49.834 --> 01:11:51.958 - I have to go to Peter's. 705 01:11:51.959 --> 01:11:55.000 - Oscar, shouldn't you eat first? 706 01:13:55.458 --> 01:13:57.667 - Where's Buffy? 707 01:14:03.830 --> 01:14:06.125 - I'm going to live with Mom. 708 01:14:10.542 --> 01:14:13.999 - I'm really sorry... - Don't. 709 01:14:16.417 --> 01:14:21.999 - Do you have any idea why everyone you love leaves you? 710 01:14:31.208 --> 01:14:33.249 - Oscar, get in the car. 711 01:14:33.250 --> 01:14:35.541 Oscar, get in the car. 712 01:14:35.542 --> 01:14:39.233 What is wrong with you, Peter? 713 01:14:39.258 --> 01:14:40.998 - It was an accident. 714 01:14:40.999 --> 01:14:42.998 - IT WAS AN ACCIDENT? - IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! 715 01:14:42.999 --> 01:14:44.499 - How's this a fucking accident? - GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAND! 716 01:14:44.500 --> 01:14:45.708 This is MY house. 717 01:14:45.733 --> 01:14:49.332 - He's a kid! He's a kid! You killed a fucking hamster? 718 01:14:49.333 --> 01:14:51.624 He's a child, Peter! - I'm going to call the cops 719 01:14:51.625 --> 01:14:54.400 and tell them that a FUCKING WHORE is on my lawn, 720 01:14:54.410 --> 01:14:58.416 and they're going to cart you away. YOU LEFT! YOU LEFT! 721 01:14:58.441 --> 01:14:59.874 - Yes, I left! 722 01:14:59.875 --> 01:15:02.207 - So leave! - How could anyone 723 01:15:02.208 --> 01:15:03.999 stay with you? - YOU LEFT! 724 01:15:04.000 --> 01:15:08.332 - Go back to your fucking queer husband and your fucking life! 725 01:15:08.333 --> 01:15:11.332 I'm his dad. Where are you? - This is how you take care of him? 726 01:15:11.333 --> 01:15:12.543 You left us both, so leave! 727 01:15:12.568 --> 01:15:14.874 This is how you take care of him? Look at him! 728 01:15:14.875 --> 01:15:18.218 Look at him. He's a child. He's just a boy! You can't... 729 01:15:18.243 --> 01:15:19.332 - He's my child. 730 01:15:19.333 --> 01:15:24.666 - You may be his dad, but you will never be his fucking father. 731 01:19:08.830 --> 01:19:12.998 That would be great. 732 01:19:12.999 --> 01:19:16.625 Yeah... 733 01:19:21.750 --> 01:19:23.749 Hey! 734 01:19:23.750 --> 01:19:25.958 I don't want that sweaty face cloth 735 01:19:25.959 --> 01:19:30.166 dripping all over my new sheets. 736 01:19:31.959 --> 01:19:34.290 - Who let the Brady Bunch into my room? 737 01:19:34.291 --> 01:19:35.999 - Be nice. Larry and the kids 738 01:19:36.000 --> 01:19:38.124 have been looking after you all day. 739 01:19:38.125 --> 01:19:42.290 - OK, guys, let's go get Oscar 740 01:19:42.291 --> 01:19:45.959 something to eat. 741 01:19:54.875 --> 01:19:59.834 - You have a fever because you've been completely burning up. 742 01:20:02.830 --> 01:20:05.624 - I'm never going to get out of here am I? 743 01:20:05.625 --> 01:20:08.791 - What are you talking about? 744 01:20:08.792 --> 01:20:11.457 - I got rejected from Joe Blasco 745 01:20:11.458 --> 01:20:13.998 and I never applied anywhere else 746 01:20:13.999 --> 01:20:17.792 because I am a stubborn idiot. 747 01:20:20.333 --> 01:20:22.998 - I'm so sorry. 748 01:20:22.999 --> 01:20:25.916 There's always the makeup diploma 749 01:20:25.917 --> 01:20:27.457 here at Memorial. 750 01:20:27.458 --> 01:20:29.666 - It's not even about the school, 751 01:20:29.667 --> 01:20:32.332 I just need to get out of here. 752 01:20:32.333 --> 01:20:35.791 - What about Fogo? 753 01:20:35.792 --> 01:20:37.416 - Community college? 754 01:20:37.417 --> 01:20:42.374 - It's not a community college, it's an artist residence. 755 01:20:42.375 --> 01:20:44.874 It's not New York, 756 01:20:44.875 --> 01:20:47.541 but at least you'd be getting away 757 01:20:47.542 --> 01:20:50.749 from your crazy parents. 758 01:20:50.750 --> 01:20:54.792 Just think about it. OK? 759 01:20:56.750 --> 01:20:58.999 - Mom? 760 01:21:00.333 --> 01:21:03.916 What happened to my stuff? 761 01:21:03.917 --> 01:21:05.708 - Whatever was in the driveway, 762 01:21:05.709 --> 01:21:08.998 I threw in the back seat of the car. 763 01:21:08.999 --> 01:21:13.125 - And Buffy? 764 01:21:32.291 --> 01:21:36.959 I'm an asshole. 765 01:21:39.333 --> 01:21:42.250 - That explains the new bike, then. 766 01:23:47.250 --> 01:23:50.457 - So... 767 01:23:50.458 --> 01:23:55.249 It's not New York, but what do you think? 768 01:23:55.250 --> 01:24:00.667 - I think you look happy. 769 01:24:04.291 --> 01:24:07.332 I hope you don't get eaten by a seagull. 770 01:24:07.333 --> 01:24:11.999 - I'm just happy you're not gonna set me on fire. 771 01:24:18.999 --> 01:24:20.541 - But you know I'm not 772 01:24:20.542 --> 01:24:23.290 the original hamster from your childhood right? 773 01:24:23.291 --> 01:24:25.165 I mean, it has been 10 years. 774 01:24:25.166 --> 01:24:28.791 Your parents replaced me, like, 4 times. 775 01:24:28.792 --> 01:24:31.374 - What was that? 776 01:24:31.375 --> 01:24:33.666 - Oh, nothing. 777 01:24:33.667 --> 01:24:35.999 Goodbye. 778 01:25:27.999 --> 01:25:30.457 - Can I have a dream, dad? 779 01:25:30.458 --> 01:25:32.998 - Come on, 780 01:25:32.999 --> 01:25:36.125 you're too old for that now. 781 01:25:37.917 --> 01:25:41.500 It's time for you to start making your own dreams. 782 01:25:42.583 --> 01:25:45.916 You can have anything you want in this world. 783 01:25:45.917 --> 01:25:48.999 Just close your eyes. 784 01:25:52.166 --> 01:25:54.165 I love you, son. 785 01:25:54.166 --> 01:25:56.207 I'm so, so proud of you. 56179

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