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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:12,290 --> 00:03:13,510 Hi! 2 00:03:13,630 --> 00:03:16,017 - How are you doing? - Hi! 3 00:03:16,432 --> 00:03:19,154 Thanks for this job. 4 00:03:22,683 --> 00:03:25,503 It's Spartacus. A friend of mine. 5 00:03:25,623 --> 00:03:27,967 A very important man. 6 00:03:28,248 --> 00:03:29,930 Spartacus. 7 00:03:30,426 --> 00:03:33,477 Do you remember the Battle of the Sele? 8 00:03:33,597 --> 00:03:35,407 They gut you, 9 00:03:35,527 --> 00:03:38,062 but you had one hell of a time. 10 00:03:41,245 --> 00:03:44,791 Better than Sitting Bull. Viva Spartacus! 11 00:03:45,071 --> 00:03:47,100 Down with Flaxman. 12 00:03:47,220 --> 00:03:50,290 His ideas are all fucked up. 13 00:03:52,041 --> 00:03:55,191 - Okay. See you tomorrow. - Maybe. 14 00:03:55,730 --> 00:03:57,214 Maybe... 15 00:04:05,407 --> 00:04:08,327 - How much did you spend? - $18.00 16 00:04:08,447 --> 00:04:11,986 Hey! That's a whole army out there. 17 00:04:12,106 --> 00:04:13,421 An army... 18 00:04:13,541 --> 00:04:16,505 ...disguised as creatures from outer space... 19 00:04:16,625 --> 00:04:19,221 ...to liberate the city from the reign of rodents. 20 00:04:19,341 --> 00:04:23,822 Let them try their deadly poison. Chemicals from advanced laboratories. 21 00:04:23,942 --> 00:04:26,172 It will never succeed. 22 00:04:26,292 --> 00:04:29,586 - Rats are smart. - Men are stupid! 23 00:04:30,547 --> 00:04:32,773 During the time of Julius Caesar, 24 00:04:32,893 --> 00:04:37,391 rodents were already the cause of starvation among the people. 25 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:40,041 Bear this in mind, Lafayette: 26 00:04:40,305 --> 00:04:43,818 civilizations fade away... 27 00:04:44,565 --> 00:04:47,023 ...but the rats remain! 28 00:04:47,143 --> 00:04:51,014 The future belongs to the rats. 29 00:04:52,218 --> 00:04:53,949 How much did you spend? 30 00:04:54,069 --> 00:04:56,621 - 18. - I thought you said 17. 31 00:04:56,741 --> 00:04:58,815 - No. I said 18. - I heard 17. 32 00:04:58,935 --> 00:05:00,266 - I said 18! - This is fake. 33 00:05:00,386 --> 00:05:04,358 I'm not going to pay $18 for fake fur. Just a minute... 34 00:05:06,387 --> 00:05:08,729 This is real! 35 00:05:08,849 --> 00:05:12,143 This is fake. See the difference? 36 00:05:15,408 --> 00:05:19,003 - Got to go. Got to work. - Just a minute. 37 00:05:19,123 --> 00:05:23,904 Talking to you is like talking to air. Might as well be talking to myself. 38 00:05:31,375 --> 00:05:33,733 18 bucks for this crap! 39 00:05:50,504 --> 00:05:51,873 Shit! 40 00:06:41,059 --> 00:06:43,549 ...with white teeth. 41 00:06:43,669 --> 00:06:45,759 The All-American man. 42 00:06:47,766 --> 00:06:50,372 Why do we have to put up with that clown? 43 00:06:50,492 --> 00:06:55,418 - But who's going to do the lights? - We should do it ourselves! 44 00:06:55,791 --> 00:06:59,963 - I can't go on like this! - Stop it! Stop it, will you? 45 00:07:05,505 --> 00:07:09,463 That's enough fooling around. We got to talk about the show. 46 00:07:09,583 --> 00:07:13,091 We've got to do something here! 47 00:07:14,027 --> 00:07:15,676 Organize food. 48 00:07:15,796 --> 00:07:19,650 Concentrate, will you? Let's start looking at the notes. 49 00:07:20,129 --> 00:07:23,031 Can I help it if I am sexy? 50 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:25,644 What does Angelica see in him? 51 00:07:25,764 --> 00:07:28,162 Never mind them. 52 00:07:28,772 --> 00:07:32,582 Is your arm broken? You want to help? 53 00:07:38,818 --> 00:07:42,673 Suzanne, everything is ready! 54 00:07:46,252 --> 00:07:48,511 What's for lunch? 55 00:07:54,505 --> 00:07:57,853 We've got to stop fucking around and get going. 56 00:07:57,973 --> 00:08:02,192 Personal stories aren't enough. We have to keep digging. 57 00:08:02,312 --> 00:08:06,810 Digging to get to the source. 58 00:08:08,085 --> 00:08:10,328 What's so funny? 59 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:13,742 I'm so hungry I can't think about anything. 60 00:08:13,862 --> 00:08:17,535 We have to do another show. How are we going to pay the bills? 61 00:08:17,655 --> 00:08:21,439 - I've been telling you... - I know, I know. 62 00:08:22,588 --> 00:08:25,325 You need some? 63 00:08:26,249 --> 00:08:30,174 - It's a little bit too salty. - It's sea salt. It's good for you. 64 00:08:31,741 --> 00:08:33,835 - I'll cook tomorrow. - Sure. 65 00:08:33,955 --> 00:08:37,529 Anything we can do, you can do better. 66 00:08:39,954 --> 00:08:41,817 Men are the best cooks. 67 00:08:41,937 --> 00:08:44,341 I'm glad you can do something right. 68 00:08:46,930 --> 00:08:51,135 - This isn't too salty. - A rooster in a hen house! 69 00:08:51,255 --> 00:08:53,756 Very funny! 70 00:08:53,876 --> 00:08:59,788 We've been talking and talking. We're just not getting anywhere. 71 00:09:00,213 --> 00:09:03,250 We've got to get more specific. 72 00:09:03,370 --> 00:09:07,063 We've got to pick one topic and work on it. 73 00:09:07,183 --> 00:09:10,716 That's what we're doing! We'll get there, don't worry! 74 00:09:12,734 --> 00:09:14,951 She says we should talk about rape. 75 00:09:16,522 --> 00:09:22,045 - Rape is very fashionable! - Good idea! 76 00:09:22,165 --> 00:09:25,323 Have you ever been raped? 77 00:09:26,045 --> 00:09:28,360 - Has anyone here been raped? - No. 78 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:31,397 How are we going to talk about it? It hasn't happened to anybody. 79 00:09:31,517 --> 00:09:36,516 - Have you no imagination? - Nothing happens until we do something. 80 00:09:36,636 --> 00:09:40,604 - We talk too long. - Have any suggestions? 81 00:09:40,724 --> 00:09:43,981 Well, we should experience rape in some way. 82 00:09:44,101 --> 00:09:46,870 You mean we should be raped? 83 00:09:46,990 --> 00:09:49,079 Or rape someone. 84 00:09:49,426 --> 00:09:53,419 It doesn't matter which side we're on. The important thing is the experience. 85 00:09:53,539 --> 00:09:57,688 - You mean like rape a guy? - Sure, why not? 86 00:10:09,485 --> 00:10:10,590 You. 87 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:15,857 The only male. What do you think about rape? 88 00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:20,105 I don't believe in rape. 89 00:10:21,180 --> 00:10:23,623 I don't want to talk about it. 90 00:10:23,743 --> 00:10:28,487 What's the matter? Don't you think women are worth talking to? 91 00:10:28,848 --> 00:10:32,021 I don't know if we should do a whole show on rape. 92 00:10:32,141 --> 00:10:34,867 Women should not aspire to that kind of violence. 93 00:10:34,987 --> 00:10:38,244 Aspiring has nothing to do with it. Women are violent. 94 00:10:38,364 --> 00:10:41,791 Why do we have to show women as victims or helpless... 95 00:10:41,911 --> 00:10:48,090 and try to whitewash the fact that we are as capable of violence as men are. 96 00:10:49,301 --> 00:10:51,234 It's warm! 97 00:10:51,354 --> 00:10:54,717 Go ahead, shoot off your mouth! 98 00:10:54,837 --> 00:10:57,351 I shoot my load! 99 00:11:18,129 --> 00:11:22,079 That was maybe a little bit too violent. 100 00:11:50,935 --> 00:11:55,012 You talk a good game. Let's see your action. 101 00:11:55,321 --> 00:11:59,930 I don't want to do anything that's psychologically damaging. 102 00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:04,177 Come on! Let's find out if he's a faggot or not! 103 00:12:04,297 --> 00:12:08,595 - You're stuck on this idea? - I'm worried. 104 00:12:09,084 --> 00:12:12,397 He'll wake up and beat the shit out of us! 105 00:12:12,517 --> 00:12:18,323 - You think he would hesitate if he were in your place? - No, it's not that. 106 00:12:25,252 --> 00:12:29,287 Take a walk instead of reading that book! 107 00:12:29,407 --> 00:12:34,540 I'm not enjoying it, but I'll share the responsibility with you. 108 00:12:35,241 --> 00:12:36,982 Go on! 109 00:12:39,871 --> 00:12:43,141 Why me? Why am I the one? 110 00:12:43,778 --> 00:12:47,368 Because you like him that's why. 111 00:12:52,614 --> 00:12:58,275 God, you're all sitting here waiting! You are like vultures! 112 00:13:02,939 --> 00:13:06,082 If he wakes up and hits me... 113 00:13:06,549 --> 00:13:11,286 - What if he sues me tomorrow? - Come on! 114 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:44,801 Come on! A rape is a rape! 115 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,264 You're happy. 116 00:14:17,384 --> 00:14:19,154 Aren't you? 117 00:14:19,274 --> 00:14:21,724 Lafayette... 118 00:14:22,999 --> 00:14:25,165 It is possible. 119 00:14:25,285 --> 00:14:28,776 It's not violent! It's not a rape! 120 00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,726 What the fuck! 121 00:15:09,846 --> 00:15:12,985 - You could have killed me! - So what? 122 00:15:13,105 --> 00:15:15,440 - I can't see! - Call the cops! 123 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:19,284 - I want to talk to my lawyer. - Big deal! 124 00:15:19,404 --> 00:15:21,336 I could kill you! 125 00:15:21,456 --> 00:15:26,497 Watch it or I'll bust another bottle over your head! You broke my nail. 126 00:15:27,771 --> 00:15:29,598 Fuck off! 127 00:15:31,812 --> 00:15:36,315 - How could you? - Don't listen to that asshole. 128 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:50,802 I thought you were different! You are all the same! 129 00:15:55,081 --> 00:15:57,693 I'll punish you! 130 00:16:01,651 --> 00:16:04,179 I'll punish you. 131 00:17:50,434 --> 00:17:52,069 Robin! 132 00:18:22,473 --> 00:18:25,425 - Are you going to come or not? - Maybe. 133 00:18:25,545 --> 00:18:28,250 Hurry up! Come on! 134 00:19:02,153 --> 00:19:04,256 Hey, Luigi! 135 00:19:16,009 --> 00:19:20,596 - You brought what you promised? - I was waiting for you. 136 00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:26,857 - It's not much. - Thanks. 137 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,720 - You are so beautiful! - Thank you. 138 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:34,403 Give me a kiss. 139 00:19:34,523 --> 00:19:36,824 - Here. - There? No. 140 00:19:36,944 --> 00:19:38,481 Oh, please! 141 00:19:40,329 --> 00:19:43,090 Give me a kiss! 142 00:19:43,822 --> 00:19:45,903 No. I said, no. 143 00:19:57,466 --> 00:19:59,802 There's your keeper. 144 00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:04,730 Come on, Luigi. Let's go! 145 00:20:05,358 --> 00:20:07,503 Leave women alone! 146 00:20:08,183 --> 00:20:10,668 Shame on you! 147 00:20:45,597 --> 00:20:48,273 You're a bunch of fools! 148 00:21:25,602 --> 00:21:27,429 Come on! 149 00:21:34,245 --> 00:21:37,218 Come on! Run, run! 150 00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:59,126 This is the best picture I've ever taken! 151 00:22:01,717 --> 00:22:04,818 I'm hungry, let's eat! Come on! 152 00:22:04,938 --> 00:22:06,810 Come on! 153 00:22:20,944 --> 00:22:23,090 Come on! 154 00:23:34,008 --> 00:23:37,598 What a beautiful sculpture! 155 00:24:41,261 --> 00:24:42,896 Damn it. 156 00:24:43,016 --> 00:24:45,041 Damn it! 157 00:24:46,719 --> 00:24:48,843 I've got to leave you... 158 00:24:48,963 --> 00:24:51,817 ...but I don't want to. 159 00:24:56,001 --> 00:24:58,634 I've...got...to leave you. 160 00:25:05,346 --> 00:25:06,854 Lafayette! 161 00:25:08,234 --> 00:25:09,615 I'm coming! 162 00:25:09,735 --> 00:25:11,654 What's up? 163 00:25:22,995 --> 00:25:26,139 I found it, but I can't keep it. 164 00:25:26,259 --> 00:25:29,318 I am allergic to the hair. 165 00:25:29,955 --> 00:25:32,823 Keep it. You are young. 166 00:25:38,149 --> 00:25:42,121 Mrs. Toland! Robin! Miko! 167 00:25:44,924 --> 00:25:47,070 He's beautiful. 168 00:26:08,469 --> 00:26:09,744 I... 169 00:26:09,864 --> 00:26:11,910 ...I found him. 170 00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:15,733 A baby, baby. 171 00:26:15,853 --> 00:26:19,556 Look, we found a baby! 172 00:26:20,325 --> 00:26:23,596 Thank you very much. 173 00:26:23,716 --> 00:26:28,524 I can't keep you. I can't. I would like to. 174 00:26:34,071 --> 00:26:40,209 I'm going to sing him a song that my son liked when he was a little baby. 175 00:26:40,329 --> 00:26:43,678 Will you accompany me, Miko? 176 00:26:43,798 --> 00:26:47,905 Hush a-bye baby 177 00:26:48,025 --> 00:26:51,367 on the treetop. 178 00:26:51,487 --> 00:26:57,343 When the wind blows, the cradle will rock. 179 00:26:57,768 --> 00:27:03,672 When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall. 180 00:27:03,792 --> 00:27:06,866 Down will come baby, 181 00:27:06,986 --> 00:27:10,965 cradle and all. 182 00:27:19,291 --> 00:27:23,624 If you want him to live, you have to keep him warm. 183 00:27:24,452 --> 00:27:29,813 I have some baby clothes that won't be needed anymore. 184 00:27:38,592 --> 00:27:41,459 Thank you. I don't know how to dress a baby. 185 00:27:41,579 --> 00:27:45,452 It's easy! Just don't be afraid. 186 00:27:50,401 --> 00:27:53,714 That's right. Go on, it won't break! 187 00:27:53,834 --> 00:27:56,751 So you're leaving the poster up? 188 00:27:56,871 --> 00:28:00,404 Yes! I like the way he sings! 189 00:28:02,717 --> 00:28:05,032 What does your son say about it? 190 00:28:05,152 --> 00:28:09,641 He says he won't come and see me anymore until I take it down. 191 00:28:09,761 --> 00:28:12,402 I had that doll when I was a little girl. 192 00:28:12,522 --> 00:28:16,544 "The Pink Lady." That's what I called her. 193 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:29,863 All the children who come here, fall in love with "The Pink Lady". 194 00:28:39,658 --> 00:28:42,717 You and your rats! 195 00:29:29,542 --> 00:29:32,240 - One milk, please. - Milk? You? 196 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:35,447 Yes, for my baby! Milk! 197 00:30:00,170 --> 00:30:02,953 And this depicts the Last Supper. 198 00:30:03,073 --> 00:30:06,670 That's Jesus in the center surrounded by his 12 disciples. 199 00:30:18,507 --> 00:30:22,713 Good morning! Good morning! 200 00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:35,043 Children come back here! Don't bother the man! 201 00:30:35,163 --> 00:30:39,524 Children, come on! Stay with me! 202 00:30:43,899 --> 00:30:47,276 Pretty good, huh? 203 00:30:47,977 --> 00:30:52,046 It's my invention. 204 00:31:07,469 --> 00:31:09,954 - Who is it? - Me! 205 00:31:11,250 --> 00:31:13,140 Come in! 206 00:31:20,574 --> 00:31:24,545 You see how much they like my chariot race? 207 00:31:24,665 --> 00:31:26,849 It was a good idea. 208 00:31:30,353 --> 00:31:33,242 What are you doing with that monkey? 209 00:31:33,362 --> 00:31:35,663 I found him. 210 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,810 Found him. 211 00:31:41,930 --> 00:31:44,995 You poor, untutored ignoramus! 212 00:31:45,115 --> 00:31:51,813 - Have you heard about old Demifon? - No sir. I haven't. 213 00:31:52,663 --> 00:31:55,530 I understand electronics. 214 00:31:57,888 --> 00:31:59,948 Look at him. 215 00:32:00,068 --> 00:32:03,431 He understand every word we're saying. 216 00:32:04,578 --> 00:32:07,190 - He's sleepy. - No. 217 00:32:07,642 --> 00:32:10,743 He's just pretending to be asleep. 218 00:32:11,061 --> 00:32:15,500 Old Demifon had a dream in which he gave a goat to a monkey. 219 00:32:15,620 --> 00:32:19,205 - So what? - So I'm going to advise you. 220 00:32:19,885 --> 00:32:22,964 You must get rid of this quadruped immediately. 221 00:32:23,084 --> 00:32:25,258 - Why? - Why... 222 00:32:25,662 --> 00:32:29,081 ...the simpleton asks me why. 223 00:32:29,761 --> 00:32:33,923 Because your freedom will be dead and gone forever. 224 00:32:29,761 --> 00:32:33,923 225 00:32:34,043 --> 00:32:37,916 Ad Vitam aeternam. 226 00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:42,313 Look. Can't you see? 227 00:32:42,674 --> 00:32:47,708 He already considers you his father. Listen to me, Lafayette. 228 00:32:48,239 --> 00:32:51,382 Get rid of it before it's too late. 229 00:32:51,502 --> 00:32:54,377 Listen to the voice of reason. 230 00:32:57,605 --> 00:33:01,725 Lafayette...get rid of it. 231 00:33:01,845 --> 00:33:03,764 Sure. 232 00:33:04,127 --> 00:33:07,122 Forget the dictates of your heart. 233 00:33:17,631 --> 00:33:23,387 You shouldn't have that! It's an endangered species! - Really? 234 00:33:23,507 --> 00:33:28,387 If you don't get out of here, you're going to be an endangered species! 235 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,471 Your bed. 236 00:35:24,996 --> 00:35:26,908 Scram! 237 00:35:53,126 --> 00:35:56,843 Why don't you want to sleep? 238 00:36:53,012 --> 00:36:56,559 Lafayette, I came to take you to the theater. 239 00:36:56,679 --> 00:36:59,150 We pay you to work, you know. 240 00:37:01,423 --> 00:37:03,058 No way! 241 00:37:10,134 --> 00:37:13,044 Goddamn, shit! 242 00:37:13,936 --> 00:37:16,102 You shit on my blue sweater! 243 00:37:16,222 --> 00:37:19,224 You shit on my blue sweater! 244 00:37:28,919 --> 00:37:31,256 Eat your shit! 245 00:37:32,906 --> 00:37:35,412 Nice place you have here. 246 00:37:35,532 --> 00:37:38,704 Girls always say that! 247 00:37:44,364 --> 00:37:46,827 What's this suppose to be? 248 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:52,307 It's a Roman chariot. 249 00:37:54,238 --> 00:37:57,233 2nd century AD. 250 00:37:59,229 --> 00:38:00,907 Now... 251 00:38:01,693 --> 00:38:04,433 ...it's a sofa. 252 00:38:01,693 --> 00:38:04,433 253 00:38:16,827 --> 00:38:20,799 Go! Go and eat your shit! 254 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,280 Sorry. 255 00:38:30,896 --> 00:38:32,532 Girls... 256 00:38:32,652 --> 00:38:35,399 ...you're talking about my house. 257 00:38:35,519 --> 00:38:37,927 Talking about my sofa. 258 00:38:38,047 --> 00:38:39,541 And what about my baby? 259 00:38:39,661 --> 00:38:43,300 Poor Lafayette! Seduced and abandoned! 260 00:38:43,420 --> 00:38:49,311 With a child out of wedlock! Do you want me to marry you? 261 00:38:43,420 --> 00:38:49,311 262 00:38:49,431 --> 00:38:53,961 I've already seen my lawyer. Don't worry. 263 00:38:56,467 --> 00:38:59,908 - I like it here. Can I stay? - Sure, sure. 264 00:39:00,691 --> 00:39:04,280 But, don't touch me. 265 00:39:22,083 --> 00:39:25,587 Do you remember about Cleopatra? 266 00:39:25,885 --> 00:39:27,690 Cleopatra? 267 00:39:28,030 --> 00:39:30,685 Sure, Cleopatra. 268 00:39:31,258 --> 00:39:33,488 The fabulous queen of Egypt. 269 00:39:34,282 --> 00:39:37,659 A snake bit her on the tit... 270 00:39:38,062 --> 00:39:40,484 ...and she died. 271 00:39:43,747 --> 00:39:46,211 Don't do that. 272 00:39:47,273 --> 00:39:50,140 I don't like the way they look. 273 00:40:16,196 --> 00:40:20,232 Do you really want to go to the theater? 274 00:40:21,357 --> 00:40:24,076 I just want to stay with you. 275 00:40:39,955 --> 00:40:42,886 Come on. come on! 276 00:40:44,585 --> 00:40:46,942 Now, look! 277 00:40:48,013 --> 00:40:50,541 Look, look! 278 00:40:53,833 --> 00:40:55,404 Wow! 279 00:41:13,230 --> 00:41:14,440 Lafayette! 280 00:41:19,453 --> 00:41:20,876 Lafayette! 281 00:41:36,366 --> 00:41:38,298 Don't be afraid. 282 00:42:01,972 --> 00:42:05,901 Do you want to live with me? We'd be nice together. 283 00:42:07,409 --> 00:42:08,790 No. 284 00:42:29,725 --> 00:42:33,548 - Do you want to go to the theater now? - No! I don't want to go back! 285 00:42:33,668 --> 00:42:38,263 No, if I see those cunts I kill them! 286 00:42:39,122 --> 00:42:41,161 I won't forget what they did. 287 00:42:41,281 --> 00:42:43,519 What they took. 288 00:42:44,559 --> 00:42:46,407 Come on. 289 00:42:52,349 --> 00:42:54,685 Come on! 290 00:43:01,841 --> 00:43:04,853 - I'm going to borrow your bike. - No! 291 00:43:42,421 --> 00:43:45,734 - What are you doing here? - Just passing by. 292 00:43:47,816 --> 00:43:50,237 At least I'm watching. 293 00:43:50,357 --> 00:43:53,806 If you keep going out alone, 294 00:43:54,379 --> 00:43:57,841 the deal's off! No more protection! No more! 295 00:43:57,961 --> 00:44:00,305 I don't want protection. 296 00:44:07,664 --> 00:44:09,618 You are all dressed up. 297 00:44:09,738 --> 00:44:12,591 It's the suit I'm going to be buried in. 298 00:44:12,711 --> 00:44:16,372 I like to dust it off from time to time. 299 00:44:19,685 --> 00:44:22,213 I'm going now. 300 00:44:26,491 --> 00:44:28,912 I don't want to bother you. 301 00:44:29,032 --> 00:44:31,015 No worry. 302 00:44:39,588 --> 00:44:41,457 Cornelius! 303 00:44:52,069 --> 00:44:55,149 - My house. - Yes, I see. 304 00:44:56,529 --> 00:44:59,991 You don't even have a dinner table. 305 00:45:05,492 --> 00:45:08,232 My house is much nicer. 306 00:45:14,479 --> 00:45:17,644 - Do you have a fork? - Yes. 307 00:45:41,634 --> 00:45:47,071 Never at night. That's for you. Italian dressing. 308 00:46:02,475 --> 00:46:05,873 Do you like that, Cornelius? 309 00:46:08,634 --> 00:46:10,991 Very good. 310 00:46:12,987 --> 00:46:14,919 Very good. 311 00:46:20,059 --> 00:46:22,757 I am mainly carnivorous. 312 00:46:23,633 --> 00:46:28,858 One of these days, I'm going to give a cocktail party at my place. 313 00:46:35,930 --> 00:46:37,395 Why. 314 00:46:40,475 --> 00:46:42,259 Why? 315 00:46:53,844 --> 00:46:57,284 You don't talk much, do you? 316 00:47:07,007 --> 00:47:11,765 Years ago, this was really fashionable. 317 00:47:20,184 --> 00:47:25,005 Now, in a proper typographical way... 318 00:47:25,125 --> 00:47:27,384 ...a balloon. 319 00:47:45,018 --> 00:47:47,036 Why? 320 00:47:47,651 --> 00:47:49,647 Why? 321 00:49:51,394 --> 00:49:55,833 What's the matter with you? Leave Cleopatra alone! 322 00:49:57,734 --> 00:50:01,961 So, despite my advice you decided to keep it. 323 00:50:02,386 --> 00:50:06,442 I didn't want to, but he needs me. 324 00:50:08,497 --> 00:50:11,810 Now, you're really in trouble. 325 00:50:19,798 --> 00:50:24,152 War casualty or civilian accident? 326 00:50:25,957 --> 00:50:29,185 I'd like to see Mr. Flaxman please. 327 00:50:50,264 --> 00:50:53,217 - May I help you? - Mr. Andreas Flaxman? 328 00:50:53,337 --> 00:50:55,787 Who are you? 329 00:50:55,907 --> 00:50:59,333 Paul Jefferson, State Foundation for Psychological Research. 330 00:50:59,453 --> 00:51:03,029 Our department has made a very thorough investigation. 331 00:51:03,149 --> 00:51:06,725 You're a curator of a museum that supports the advancement of civilized man. 332 00:51:06,845 --> 00:51:11,780 Well, yes. I have dedicated myself to memory of Imperial Rome. 333 00:51:11,900 --> 00:51:15,795 I know. Our research is very up-to-date. 334 00:51:16,155 --> 00:51:21,953 I've been instructed to make you a very unusual proposition. - Really? 335 00:51:22,569 --> 00:51:27,114 I'm the one who usually takes people through the museum. 336 00:51:27,234 --> 00:51:31,299 It's a matter of making morphological changes to some of your wax figures. 337 00:51:31,419 --> 00:51:35,547 - You mean my historical characters? - Yes, you understand? 338 00:51:35,886 --> 00:51:40,771 "Populusque senatus Romanus." 339 00:51:44,658 --> 00:51:47,929 Here are Mark Antony and Caesar. 340 00:51:48,049 --> 00:51:51,646 After the assassination of Caesar, of course. 341 00:51:51,766 --> 00:51:57,189 Here we have Caesar while he was still alive. 342 00:51:57,805 --> 00:52:03,370 - May I put my case on the table? - Yes. Be careful, it's fragile. 343 00:52:10,101 --> 00:52:14,944 Now, let me explain to you Mr. Flaxman... 344 00:52:15,517 --> 00:52:20,270 ...it involves a very subtle, gradual undertaking. 345 00:52:20,390 --> 00:52:23,711 - Those are pictures of my museum! - Yes. 346 00:52:24,045 --> 00:52:28,314 A transformation day-by-day that progressively changes the... 347 00:52:28,434 --> 00:52:31,500 ...morphology of some of your figures. 348 00:52:31,620 --> 00:52:34,155 349 00:52:31,620 --> 00:52:37,447 To instill in your visitors a modern political point-of-view. 350 00:52:37,567 --> 00:52:40,633 For example, Julius Caesar... 351 00:52:41,097 --> 00:52:43,858 ...a metamorphosis... 352 00:52:43,978 --> 00:52:49,402 ...of Julius Caesar into the likeness of... 353 00:52:50,103 --> 00:52:52,630 ...John F. Kennedy. 354 00:52:54,053 --> 00:52:55,731 What do you think? 355 00:52:56,687 --> 00:52:59,703 You want me to falsify historical truth? 356 00:52:59,823 --> 00:53:05,225 - Don't get excited, calm down. - Tell how you got in these pictures! 357 00:53:05,628 --> 00:53:09,812 - Pleas don't get upset. - This is outrageous! 358 00:53:09,932 --> 00:53:12,573 This is disgraceful! 359 00:53:12,693 --> 00:53:18,903 Here I am, minding my own business, on my own property and you... 360 00:53:19,023 --> 00:53:25,602 ..you take unauthorized photos of my museum and proceed to distort them! 361 00:53:25,722 --> 00:53:29,523 That's some psychology dept. you've got! 362 00:53:29,643 --> 00:53:35,831 - Why don't you bug my phone? - You're making a mistake, Mr. Flaxman. 363 00:53:36,383 --> 00:53:41,438 Do you realize your museum is in violation of several safety regulations? 364 00:53:41,927 --> 00:53:46,472 There are no emergency exits. No fire doors or sprinkler system. 365 00:53:46,592 --> 00:53:51,994 No fire extinguishers. Some of your windows do not open. 366 00:53:52,397 --> 00:53:56,793 This can be very dangerous, and it is highly illegal. 367 00:53:56,913 --> 00:54:01,062 On the other hand, if you accept our proposal... 368 00:54:01,182 --> 00:54:04,354 I can assure you a special bonus... 369 00:54:04,474 --> 00:54:09,537 ...will find it's way into the museum's maintenance fund. 370 00:54:11,151 --> 00:54:14,613 And the I.R.S. will know nothing about it. 371 00:54:14,733 --> 00:54:19,580 I refuse to submit to blackmail! 372 00:54:27,580 --> 00:54:32,104 Everybody ready? - Good. One ... two ... three! 373 00:54:50,886 --> 00:54:55,177 You're carrying very low. I think you're going to have a girl. 374 00:55:10,107 --> 00:55:13,611 Are you responsible for this? 375 00:55:14,610 --> 00:55:18,008 These are the women who raped me. 376 00:55:22,378 --> 00:55:27,051 I like the one with the long black hair. 377 00:55:28,478 --> 00:55:37,441 - Can you put in a good word for me? - Luigi, she is really, really tough. 378 00:55:37,802 --> 00:55:40,181 I know. Tough but... 379 00:56:14,594 --> 00:56:19,479 - Jealous! - You are green with envy. 380 00:56:20,180 --> 00:56:23,395 Never, never. 381 00:56:23,515 --> 00:56:28,068 Flowers for these young mothers. 382 00:56:29,469 --> 00:56:32,896 - Thank you. - You are welcome. 383 00:56:39,696 --> 00:56:42,733 - That's for you. - Thank you very much. 384 00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:46,832 You gave me too many, love. 385 00:56:51,491 --> 00:56:54,910 - Is he a florist? - No, he's a thief! 386 00:56:56,291 --> 00:56:59,902 That's for you. For you too. 387 00:57:06,283 --> 00:57:12,272 My dear women, this happened because you; one... 388 00:57:12,846 --> 00:57:17,030 ...you never go out with men like me. I am a gentleman. 389 00:57:17,150 --> 00:57:20,130 I'm always very careful. Two... 390 00:57:20,250 --> 00:57:25,228 ...my generation invented the pill. Why aren't you using the pill? 391 00:57:26,290 --> 00:57:31,217 The pill frees you from bondage to biology. 392 00:57:31,337 --> 00:57:33,519 That was nice of your generation, 393 00:57:33,639 --> 00:57:37,746 ...but we've decided to stop poisoning our bodies with pills. 394 00:57:37,866 --> 00:57:44,139 - Better living through chemistry! - We're trying to understand ... 395 00:57:44,259 --> 00:57:46,008 ...whether to have children or not. 396 00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:50,310 Forget it, Luigi! They're nothing but trouble! 397 00:57:51,542 --> 00:57:54,664 Nobody wants to listen to us anymore. 398 00:58:16,506 --> 00:58:19,458 You are too early. We open at 10. 399 00:58:19,578 --> 00:58:22,007 You are the worst. 400 00:58:24,585 --> 00:58:28,153 My dear Luigi, it hurts me when you say things like that. 401 00:58:28,273 --> 00:58:31,467 Even though I know you're not serious. 402 00:58:31,587 --> 00:58:35,905 - Why the worst? - Locked up in here day after day... 403 00:58:36,025 --> 00:58:40,553 ...trying to preserve something that doesn't exist anymore. 404 00:58:40,673 --> 00:58:44,029 It's time to destroy that image of a man! 405 00:58:44,149 --> 00:58:48,988 My dear Luigi, you could never understand. 406 00:58:49,108 --> 00:58:51,531 Someone has to care. 407 00:58:51,651 --> 00:58:58,431 Someone has to be concerned. Especially in this time of decadence and ruin. 408 00:58:59,818 --> 00:59:02,319 Jesus Christ! 409 00:59:02,439 --> 00:59:06,893 What's the matter with you? Am I bleeding? 410 00:59:07,355 --> 00:59:10,318 Stay right here. 411 00:59:11,180 --> 00:59:16,140 Help! Jeff! Lafayette! 412 00:59:25,626 --> 00:59:27,118 Dignity. 413 00:59:27,238 --> 00:59:32,078 I have taken it upon myself to be the one. I will have been the only one... 414 00:59:33,087 --> 00:59:35,693 ...to have kept that culture alive! 415 00:59:38,656 --> 00:59:40,484 No! 416 00:59:58,381 --> 01:00:01,323 Mr. Nixon, what are you doing here? 417 01:00:01,925 --> 01:00:07,936 - The barbarians are at the gate! - Who says so? 418 01:00:08,056 --> 01:00:12,412 Your friend is stupid! He has insulted culture! 419 01:00:12,706 --> 01:00:17,141 This is my property and I want him out! 420 01:00:17,981 --> 01:00:21,659 Watch out for the stick. Out! Out! 421 01:00:23,254 --> 01:00:26,302 Out! Never come back! 422 01:00:26,722 --> 01:00:31,703 You are worse than a judge! Worse than the police ... and the priest! 423 01:00:31,823 --> 01:00:34,918 You are worse than all of them! 424 01:00:35,038 --> 01:00:38,260 - Anarchists! - Yes! 425 01:00:41,601 --> 01:00:44,039 Jesus Christ, look at me. 426 01:00:51,864 --> 01:00:54,786 What did you do to Luigi? 427 01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:57,959 He's really mad. 428 01:00:58,079 --> 01:01:02,940 Luigi is a savage! I'm the one who should be mad! 429 01:01:13,033 --> 01:01:15,471 He's a Kennedy! 430 01:01:15,891 --> 01:01:20,872 That's right. When I'm finished, it will be perfect. 431 01:01:22,820 --> 01:01:28,599 - You're transforming the museum. - Don't be ridiculous! 432 01:01:33,038 --> 01:01:35,203 You're always asleep. 433 01:01:35,323 --> 01:01:39,616 You put Nixon's head on Nero's body. 434 01:01:39,992 --> 01:01:43,522 There is history, and there is a compromise. 435 01:01:43,642 --> 01:01:49,827 Sometimes they flow together, and we we get a "historical compromise". 436 01:01:49,947 --> 01:01:53,517 Men like Marcus Aurelius, Diocletian and Trajanus - 437 01:01:53,637 --> 01:01:57,762 ...found such compromises useful. 438 01:01:57,882 --> 01:02:02,799 My compromises are sacrifices for you, for everyone that needs me. 439 01:02:02,919 --> 01:02:06,470 I never see the 20,000 that those... 440 01:02:07,058 --> 01:02:12,060 ...people are giving me, but I can give you a raise, expand the museum... 441 01:02:12,180 --> 01:02:17,566 ...And you can play with electronics and continue your games. 442 01:02:20,957 --> 01:02:22,848 You see, Lafayette... 443 01:02:22,968 --> 01:02:26,400 ...Caesar and Kennedy. 444 01:02:26,778 --> 01:02:31,212 All great men are killed by assassins. 445 01:02:33,587 --> 01:02:35,815 Mr. Luigi! Come in. 446 01:02:35,935 --> 01:02:38,631 I won't come in. I wasn't invited. 447 01:02:38,946 --> 01:02:43,423 - You were invited. I invited you! - Definitely not! 448 01:02:45,766 --> 01:02:49,675 - Are you calling me a liar? - I don't know. 449 01:02:51,104 --> 01:02:53,984 - Mr Luigi's here. - Hello, Luigi! 450 01:02:54,299 --> 01:02:57,886 Luigi, I ate too much! 451 01:02:58,831 --> 01:03:01,542 You're having a party without me. Beautiful. 452 01:03:01,662 --> 01:03:05,367 No, Mr. Luigi. We were hoping you would come! 453 01:03:05,704 --> 01:03:09,507 Luigi, look at the trees we bought! It's like a jungle. 454 01:03:10,635 --> 01:03:13,304 I want to contribute. 455 01:03:13,926 --> 01:03:17,457 Thank you, Mr. Luigi, but we had enough... 456 01:03:17,577 --> 01:03:20,630 ...for once! 457 01:03:21,988 --> 01:03:26,675 - Look how much fun. - I'm leaving it anyway. 458 01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:35,263 - Would you like to sit down? - No. What can I get you, Mr. Luigi? 459 01:03:41,707 --> 01:03:44,397 I don't need anything. 460 01:03:45,321 --> 01:03:48,327 I have my food and my wine. 461 01:03:59,015 --> 01:04:01,978 Well, we had a lot of fun! 462 01:04:09,809 --> 01:04:14,201 Let's be happy. Miko, a soft-shoe please. 463 01:04:42,557 --> 01:04:47,265 - Shall we sing "Molly Brannigan" again? - Certainly, my lady! 464 01:04:48,244 --> 01:04:50,976 Ma'am dear, 465 01:04:51,292 --> 01:04:54,108 did you ever hear 466 01:04:54,228 --> 01:04:58,143 of pretty Molly Brannigan? 467 01:04:58,263 --> 01:05:01,192 The times are going hard with me, 468 01:05:01,312 --> 01:05:04,728 I'll never be a man again. 469 01:05:05,204 --> 01:05:09,723 She's gone and left me here all alone 470 01:05:09,843 --> 01:05:12,371 for to die. 471 01:05:12,491 --> 01:05:18,893 The place where my heart there's room to plant a turnip in, 472 01:05:19,229 --> 01:05:22,991 'tis as large as old Dublin... 473 01:05:35,706 --> 01:05:39,278 ...and not have left me here, 474 01:05:39,398 --> 01:05:46,802 all alone for to die. 475 01:05:51,846 --> 01:05:56,238 Hey, give me some wine little witch! 476 01:05:56,763 --> 01:05:58,991 Come on! 477 01:06:00,504 --> 01:06:03,341 Don't cry. 478 01:06:05,338 --> 01:06:07,355 You are beautiful! 479 01:06:08,973 --> 01:06:10,592 Look! 480 01:06:11,275 --> 01:06:12,704 Look! 481 01:06:17,012 --> 01:06:19,849 Drink wine... 482 01:06:21,373 --> 01:06:23,474 ...and cheer up! 483 01:06:23,594 --> 01:06:29,485 - No wine for you. - I'm unhappy too! 484 01:06:43,902 --> 01:06:45,688 Good? 485 01:06:50,627 --> 01:06:52,855 Have some more. 486 01:06:56,729 --> 01:06:58,831 Good, huh? 487 01:06:59,230 --> 01:07:02,341 No. No, Miko. 488 01:07:16,236 --> 01:07:18,337 Please excuse me. 489 01:07:43,850 --> 01:07:46,246 Thank you, Mr. Luigi. 490 01:07:56,082 --> 01:07:59,612 Come on. Come back with us. 491 01:08:08,139 --> 01:08:10,093 What's wrong? 492 01:08:10,934 --> 01:08:14,023 What are you doing in here all alone? 493 01:08:14,143 --> 01:08:16,377 - Come back. - No. 494 01:08:24,510 --> 01:08:28,209 Never...to be held again. 495 01:08:28,852 --> 01:08:33,623 Never to feel a man's arms holding me tight. 496 01:08:35,237 --> 01:08:40,197 I can't live without love. I'm afraid I'll go mad. 497 01:08:57,762 --> 01:09:03,016 I'll come in a minute! I'll come in a minute, I will! 498 01:09:37,686 --> 01:09:42,058 I was once in love... 499 01:09:42,562 --> 01:09:47,564 ...before. With a man. He was younger than me. But I couldn't... 500 01:09:48,846 --> 01:09:53,196 I was afraid. I was. 501 01:09:54,226 --> 01:09:58,072 I thought he would be making fun of me. 502 01:10:24,068 --> 01:10:28,145 - Sit down. - Oh, Mr. Luigi! 503 01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:32,600 Mr. Luigi... 504 01:10:34,954 --> 01:10:39,326 Let them look. It won't hurt. 505 01:10:56,126 --> 01:10:59,194 Only with the young ones! 506 01:10:59,314 --> 01:11:03,629 Don't forget, you are in menopause not me! 507 01:11:05,380 --> 01:11:09,478 - Come on, Luigi. - It's easy for you to say. 508 01:11:10,466 --> 01:11:14,207 Son of a bitch! They are all the same. 509 01:11:14,327 --> 01:11:19,461 You? Sure, why not? But me? Never! 510 01:11:19,581 --> 01:11:22,284 I have a monster between my legs! 511 01:11:22,404 --> 01:11:28,253 Forget it, Luigi. And stop toying with your balls! It's bad for you! 512 01:11:28,373 --> 01:11:30,067 Come on! 513 01:11:50,137 --> 01:11:54,277 I never get to fuck! It's not fair! 514 01:11:55,110 --> 01:11:58,725 What am I doing in this country? 515 01:12:05,380 --> 01:12:07,607 I've made up my mind. 516 01:12:07,944 --> 01:12:11,979 Tomorrow or the day after, I buy my ticket. 517 01:12:12,099 --> 01:12:14,017 What ticket? 518 01:12:14,137 --> 01:12:16,896 A ticket to Italy. 519 01:12:20,595 --> 01:12:25,071 Too bad they are all Communists now. 520 01:12:25,576 --> 01:12:29,401 - So what? - "So what", you say. 521 01:12:29,521 --> 01:12:33,764 I have property! That's what! 522 01:12:29,521 --> 01:12:33,848 523 01:12:34,374 --> 01:12:39,313 I would not like to live on a collective farm. 524 01:12:42,003 --> 01:12:47,656 Do you really think the Communists give a shit about your tomatoes? 525 01:12:48,321 --> 01:12:49,918 Maybe. 526 01:12:57,351 --> 01:12:58,801 Please... 527 01:13:01,029 --> 01:13:04,622 It's the first time you have been here. 528 01:13:23,055 --> 01:13:25,325 Sit down, please. 529 01:13:40,208 --> 01:13:44,390 I want to give a cocktail party for the baby too. 530 01:13:51,829 --> 01:13:54,393 It's no joke, believe me. 531 01:13:55,297 --> 01:14:00,257 I was without papers for 12 years in this country. It was Hell. 532 01:14:00,377 --> 01:14:03,758 A man without papers is worse than nothing. 533 01:14:03,878 --> 01:14:07,954 He's a wop! "With Out Papers"! W.O.P.! 534 01:14:09,761 --> 01:14:12,031 We must think about his future. 535 01:14:14,057 --> 01:14:17,314 Create an identity for him. 536 01:14:21,349 --> 01:14:25,300 But he's not a human baby. He's just a baby monkey. 537 01:14:25,615 --> 01:14:28,642 Listen, during the Nazi occupation... 538 01:14:28,762 --> 01:14:34,841 I forged "Ausweis". It means passes and documents. 539 01:14:35,724 --> 01:14:40,894 You know how? With tinfoil and these hands. 540 01:14:44,445 --> 01:14:47,493 I'll give you your identity. 541 01:15:13,781 --> 01:15:15,589 Come on. 542 01:15:23,781 --> 01:15:29,035 Don't be scared of thunder. It is a natural phenomenon! Like me. 543 01:17:38,132 --> 01:17:41,516 Why don't you want to make love? 544 01:17:42,587 --> 01:17:45,025 Because... 545 01:17:46,475 --> 01:17:48,724 Because what? 546 01:17:50,153 --> 01:17:53,978 - Do you really want to know? - Yeah. 547 01:17:58,909 --> 01:18:02,272 Because I love you. 548 01:18:12,717 --> 01:18:15,259 Lafayette, look! 549 01:18:15,379 --> 01:18:18,012 Same one again! 550 01:18:51,126 --> 01:18:53,921 Hey, Luigi! 551 01:18:56,653 --> 01:18:59,890 - How is my son? - He's great! 552 01:19:00,010 --> 01:19:01,928 Look at him! 553 01:19:02,048 --> 01:19:05,522 We meet at three o'clock. Don't forget! 554 01:19:08,401 --> 01:19:09,746 Maybe. 555 01:19:21,194 --> 01:19:22,896 Gerard Lafayette. 556 01:19:49,629 --> 01:19:52,950 - Are you the parents? - Yeah. 557 01:19:53,454 --> 01:19:56,207 - Surname? - Lafayette. 558 01:19:56,565 --> 01:20:00,558 - Sex of child? - Male. 559 01:20:01,713 --> 01:20:07,346 - You dress a little boy like a girl? - My husband had his heart set on a girl. 560 01:20:08,315 --> 01:20:12,119 You shouldn't do that. It's very hard on the child. 561 01:20:12,239 --> 01:20:16,364 You will cause it a lot of trouble doing that. 562 01:20:16,484 --> 01:20:20,301 - First name? - Cornelius. 563 01:20:21,016 --> 01:20:23,348 Date of birth? 564 01:20:23,468 --> 01:20:26,984 On 25 December 1977. 565 01:20:27,425 --> 01:20:30,641 - Time of birth? - Midnight. 566 01:20:31,313 --> 01:20:35,348 - Religious affiliation? - None. 567 01:21:11,138 --> 01:21:13,828 Why are you destroying your garden? 568 01:21:13,948 --> 01:21:18,031 Tomatoes are very good for you. And flowers for her. 569 01:21:20,777 --> 01:21:23,089 Go home. 570 01:22:47,666 --> 01:22:50,987 Friends, Romans... 571 01:22:57,400 --> 01:22:59,523 Lend me your ears. 572 01:23:00,111 --> 01:23:04,735 I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. 573 01:23:12,132 --> 01:23:14,633 - Close the door. - Sorry, Mr. Flaxman. 574 01:23:14,753 --> 01:23:17,449 Don't you knock before you enter a room? 575 01:23:17,569 --> 01:23:20,461 I want you to meet my girlfriend, Angelica. 576 01:23:20,581 --> 01:23:23,761 - Angelica, Mr. Flaxman. - How do you do? 577 01:23:28,657 --> 01:23:34,626 This is a good student of mine, the very best, Claire. 578 01:23:34,941 --> 01:23:38,829 She's deeply interested in Roman history. 579 01:23:38,949 --> 01:23:44,692 Claire, this is Lafayette and his girlfriend. 580 01:23:45,561 --> 01:23:49,764 How sweet! Daddy and Mommy. 581 01:23:50,143 --> 01:23:52,748 And baby makes three. 582 01:23:52,868 --> 01:23:55,123 All you need is a picket fence. 583 01:23:55,243 --> 01:23:57,855 It's stuffy in here. I think I'll wait outside. 584 01:23:57,975 --> 01:24:01,449 Angelica. Angelica! 585 01:24:08,987 --> 01:24:10,773 Angelica! 586 01:24:11,538 --> 01:24:15,573 - What do you think about marriage? - It doesn't interest me at all. 587 01:24:15,693 --> 01:24:17,170 Good girl. 588 01:24:19,797 --> 01:24:21,310 For you. 589 01:24:28,939 --> 01:24:31,377 I want a girl... 590 01:24:31,497 --> 01:24:38,466 ...just like the girl that married dear, old Dad. 591 01:24:38,586 --> 01:24:47,531 She was a pearl and the only girl that Daddy ever had. 592 01:24:47,651 --> 01:24:52,596 A good old fashioned girl with heart so true... 593 01:24:52,716 --> 01:24:56,967 Never loved nobody else but you. 594 01:24:57,087 --> 01:25:06,642 I want a girl just like the girl that married dear, old Dad. 595 01:25:13,879 --> 01:25:17,388 This is not anything special. 596 01:25:17,990 --> 01:25:22,971 I've done thousands of them for the museum. Thousands. 597 01:25:31,457 --> 01:25:34,715 - What's the matter? - Nothing. 598 01:25:35,958 --> 01:25:37,766 Are you sure? 599 01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:41,254 Angelica doesn't feel good. 600 01:26:00,691 --> 01:26:04,200 You guys are alone again. Come on, come on! 601 01:26:00,691 --> 01:26:04,200 602 01:26:06,596 --> 01:26:10,820 - What are you doing here? - I want to paint this picture! 603 01:26:06,596 --> 01:26:10,820 604 01:26:13,019 --> 01:26:16,129 Look at these pastries! I could eat them all! 605 01:26:24,705 --> 01:26:27,311 Your tits are really getting big. 606 01:26:34,994 --> 01:26:36,949 Do you like that? 607 01:27:11,653 --> 01:27:13,902 Look at his hands. 608 01:27:14,700 --> 01:27:16,424 Just like ours. 609 01:27:16,544 --> 01:27:19,198 You are both wrong. 610 01:27:19,318 --> 01:27:21,951 She thinks you're a monkey. 611 01:27:22,071 --> 01:27:25,040 And you think she's a real baby. 612 01:27:25,797 --> 01:27:28,991 I don't give a fuck about race. 613 01:27:33,026 --> 01:27:34,960 It is not true. 614 01:27:35,464 --> 01:27:38,784 He doesn't think I am a monkey. 615 01:28:01,641 --> 01:28:04,142 Poor baby! 616 01:28:11,270 --> 01:28:12,972 It's okay. 617 01:28:38,375 --> 01:28:40,981 Hi, Mrs. Toland. 618 01:28:43,230 --> 01:28:46,256 I haven't seen you since the party. 619 01:28:47,622 --> 01:28:50,935 - I had to work. - I came to see you about Luigi. 620 01:28:51,055 --> 01:28:53,856 - What about? - That's what I want to know. 621 01:28:54,150 --> 01:28:57,723 I see him everyday puttering around his little garden. 622 01:28:59,930 --> 01:29:02,893 But I didn't see him yesterday or today. 623 01:29:03,013 --> 01:29:08,623 Mrs. Toland, isn't it? Of course, it is. Lafayette has spoken so much about you. 624 01:29:08,743 --> 01:29:11,272 Welcome to The Wax Museum of Imperial Rome 625 01:29:12,399 --> 01:29:16,455 I overheard you. Perhaps he's expired. 626 01:29:17,270 --> 01:29:20,822 - My God, it can't be! - Don't joke. 627 01:29:20,942 --> 01:29:24,184 Do not joke about Luigi. 628 01:29:24,304 --> 01:29:29,333 I'm not joking. Man after all is not immortal. 629 01:29:47,694 --> 01:29:50,867 I hope he saved enough for his funeral. 630 01:29:50,987 --> 01:29:53,536 Who said he's dead? 631 01:30:17,952 --> 01:30:21,587 "This is my last will and testament." 632 01:30:21,707 --> 01:30:26,568 "I, Luigi Nocello, being of sound mind, do hereby bequeath... 633 01:30:26,688 --> 01:30:31,990 ...all my earthly possessions to the female child, Cornelius Lafayette." 634 01:30:34,036 --> 01:30:38,441 "The knickknacks and little objects are for Mrs. Toland." 635 01:31:08,834 --> 01:31:10,746 Luigi! 636 01:31:32,956 --> 01:31:35,646 One of your jokes? 637 01:31:36,004 --> 01:31:38,273 Mr. Luigi... 638 01:32:45,208 --> 01:32:47,932 My name is Randy Dupree, I am the... 639 01:32:48,052 --> 01:32:52,282 ...Director for the Bureau of Pet Control, Dept. of Health, New York City. 640 01:32:52,402 --> 01:32:57,480 We estimated there is about 1 rat per person in New York City. 641 01:32:57,600 --> 01:33:02,272 That would be 8 to 10 million rats. In 1969, we wrote a program called... 642 01:33:02,392 --> 01:33:04,522 ...The Coordinated Block Approach Program. 643 01:33:04,642 --> 01:33:10,890 We identified the 5 areas of the city... 644 01:33:11,226 --> 01:33:15,821 ...that had the most complaints, the most rat bites and the greatest problem. 645 01:33:15,941 --> 01:33:21,432 Those areas were the South Bronx... 646 01:33:21,552 --> 01:33:26,093 ...East Harlem, the Lower East Side, Bedford-Stuyvesant... 647 01:33:26,213 --> 01:33:30,632 I've got to tell you. I'm going to have a baby. 648 01:33:34,959 --> 01:33:38,552 I just don't know how to tell you. 649 01:33:39,414 --> 01:33:44,262 You look so strong, like I can depend on you but... 650 01:33:45,502 --> 01:33:50,461 I know when I tell you, you're going to be more frightened than me. 651 01:33:58,090 --> 01:34:00,360 I just wish... 652 01:34:02,630 --> 01:34:07,442 I don't know what to do and I wish I could talk to you about it. 653 01:34:15,273 --> 01:34:20,666 ...clear all the garbage that rats normally live in, and clear it away. 654 01:34:20,786 --> 01:34:24,680 We will then send a crew in to exterminate... 655 01:34:24,800 --> 01:34:29,170 That means give them the food and poison that we want rats to have... 656 01:34:33,961 --> 01:34:39,312 Once the crews exterminate the premises... 657 01:34:39,432 --> 01:34:44,461 ...there is an education team, knocking on every door, asking tenants... 658 01:34:44,581 --> 01:34:50,254 ...to change their behavior, their patterns of environmental health. 659 01:35:01,792 --> 01:35:05,407 What are you doing here? 660 01:35:16,695 --> 01:35:19,910 What's the matter? What's wrong? 661 01:35:20,288 --> 01:35:22,852 I don't feel good. 662 01:35:23,167 --> 01:35:25,815 Come on, let's go. 663 01:36:11,574 --> 01:36:14,306 Are you sick or something? 664 01:36:15,819 --> 01:36:18,404 What's wrong then? 665 01:36:28,257 --> 01:36:30,632 I'm pregnant. 666 01:36:45,509 --> 01:36:47,505 By who? 667 01:36:48,010 --> 01:36:50,027 By you! 668 01:36:51,709 --> 01:36:53,369 Not me. 669 01:36:57,551 --> 01:36:59,379 Yeah, you! 670 01:37:28,206 --> 01:37:29,867 Lafayette! 671 01:37:43,508 --> 01:37:46,408 What will become of me? 672 01:37:46,699 --> 01:37:51,154 What's going to become of you? What's going to become of us? 673 01:37:51,491 --> 01:37:54,832 What's going to become of me? 674 01:37:55,736 --> 01:38:01,641 You and your...your damn monkey! I hope you'll be real happy together! 675 01:38:03,315 --> 01:38:07,468 Angelica! Take care! 676 01:38:10,389 --> 01:38:15,826 Angelica, be careful! Don't run! 677 01:40:53,545 --> 01:40:57,138 ...to speak in Caesar's funeral. 678 01:40:59,240 --> 01:41:03,414 He was my friend ... 679 01:41:05,390 --> 01:41:09,173 ...faithful and just to me. 680 01:41:11,456 --> 01:41:15,848 But, Brutus says he was ambitious, 681 01:41:15,968 --> 01:41:20,220 and Brutus is an honorable man! 682 01:41:29,608 --> 01:41:33,559 He had brought many captives home to Rome, 683 01:41:33,679 --> 01:41:37,426 whose ransoms did the general coffers fill. Did this... 684 01:41:37,783 --> 01:41:40,620 in Caesar seem ambitious? 685 01:41:41,776 --> 01:41:44,613 When that the poor, 686 01:41:45,811 --> 01:41:48,606 ...have cried... 687 01:41:50,246 --> 01:41:53,020 ...Caesar had wept. 688 01:41:56,445 --> 01:42:02,141 Ambition should be made of sterner stuff. Yet, Brutus says... 689 01:42:03,763 --> 01:42:06,663 What are you doing here this late at night? 690 01:42:07,819 --> 01:42:10,446 How dare you invade my privacy? 691 01:42:10,566 --> 01:42:12,127 How dare you? 692 01:42:32,223 --> 01:42:34,934 What's wrong with you? 693 01:42:36,272 --> 01:42:38,731 Why are you trembling? 694 01:42:39,487 --> 01:42:42,366 Were you moved by my speech? 695 01:42:47,105 --> 01:42:50,341 My monkey is dead. 696 01:43:03,801 --> 01:43:06,049 The rats ate him. 697 01:43:06,169 --> 01:43:10,379 All this grief over a monkey? 698 01:43:10,499 --> 01:43:14,306 While civilization disappears? 699 01:43:15,567 --> 01:43:18,341 You disgust me. 700 01:44:46,377 --> 01:44:50,454 Look at yourself. This is what you were. 701 01:45:26,640 --> 01:45:29,141 He's not a beast. 702 01:45:29,456 --> 01:45:31,915 He's not a man. 703 01:45:32,462 --> 01:45:35,530 An error of creation. 704 01:45:36,182 --> 01:45:39,831 An incomplete man. 705 01:45:40,861 --> 01:45:45,190 The most embarrassing image in existence. 706 01:45:47,811 --> 01:45:51,594 - I don't understand. - There's nothing for you to understand. 707 01:45:51,714 --> 01:45:53,590 Just obey. 708 01:45:53,710 --> 01:45:58,025 Everything else is utter chaos. 709 01:46:01,093 --> 01:46:05,569 If you refuse to obey, 710 01:46:11,246 --> 01:46:13,768 ...or if you don't want to obey, 711 01:46:14,146 --> 01:46:17,929 ...kill me. You have to kill me. 712 01:46:18,493 --> 01:46:20,111 Kill me. 713 01:46:20,231 --> 01:46:24,462 You have to kill me. I authorize you to kill me! 714 01:48:01,720 --> 01:48:06,125 An expedition to The Wax Museum of Imperial Rome... 715 01:48:09,570 --> 01:48:14,173 Here, we have preserved its story... 716 01:48:14,614 --> 01:48:21,794 ...together with the physiognomies of the men who made it. 52487

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