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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,672 --> 00:00:37,672 Download movie subtitles or Load it directly from url on TheSubtitles.net 2 00:00:37,772 --> 00:00:40,773 When I was seven, I met my best friends. 3 00:00:40,775 --> 00:00:44,576 They were idiots, and I loved them for it. 4 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:47,479 We did everything together. 5 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:50,215 No matter what, we had each other's backs. 6 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:53,285 Nothing could change that, 7 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:55,554 even when this jackass got cancer. 8 00:00:58,258 --> 00:01:00,192 It wasn't supposed to be a big deal. 9 00:01:00,194 --> 00:01:02,795 We thought it would go away, 10 00:01:02,797 --> 00:01:04,563 but it didn't. 11 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:07,299 It got worse. 12 00:01:09,135 --> 00:01:10,769 Somewhere along the way I realized 13 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:13,539 that the guy that kept us all together 14 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:16,108 wasn't gonna be around forever. 15 00:01:24,150 --> 00:01:26,118 We gonna make it? 16 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:29,755 Get your bike. 17 00:02:26,679 --> 00:02:29,181 Better to go out with a bang than a whimper. 18 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,487 It was a dump anyway. 19 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:46,765 They already poured the concrete for the new school. 20 00:02:48,701 --> 00:02:50,569 You never answered my text. 21 00:02:51,938 --> 00:02:54,306 Figured I'd see you at the party. 22 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:00,746 Better late than never. 23 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:21,600 This room's full of posers. 24 00:03:23,469 --> 00:03:25,370 They're not all bad. 25 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,306 Eh, you're one of them. 26 00:03:30,276 --> 00:03:31,743 Popping the lid. 27 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:33,579 Fuck are you doing? 28 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:39,585 When's the last time you saw Sammy? 29 00:03:42,755 --> 00:03:44,423 It's probably empty. 30 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:47,359 They're cremating him tomorrow. 31 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:50,329 What's "cremating?" 32 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:53,465 It's where they burn the body and put the ashes in a can. 33 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:55,000 You're gonna scare him. 34 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,735 I'm not scared. 35 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,370 Yeah. 36 00:03:58,372 --> 00:04:01,406 Then they dump the ashes, and Sammy's gone forever. 37 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:02,908 It's not like that, okay? 38 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,576 Then what's it like? 39 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:20,859 Fuck cancer, man. 40 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:26,431 Fuck cancer. 41 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,867 Sure you don't want to say "bye" face to face? 42 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:34,006 - If I had known, I would... - Ooh, a titty alert. 43 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:37,643 I'd like to cheer her up 44 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:40,379 and down for that matter. 45 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:42,347 Know what I mean? 46 00:04:42,349 --> 00:04:43,749 No. 47 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:46,285 I do. 48 00:04:46,287 --> 00:04:47,853 Don't worry, lump. 49 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:49,588 I heard from a very reliable source 50 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:52,424 that your brother knows a little bit more than he lets on. 51 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:54,059 Motherfucker. 52 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:55,894 Sister-fucker. 53 00:04:57,764 --> 00:04:59,031 Fuck. 54 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:05,904 Smooth. 55 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:10,809 - I didn't mean to. - No big deal. 56 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,644 How you doing, baby? 57 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,446 Choke on a cock. 58 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,885 I like your dress. 59 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:27,059 Couldn't find something that said, "sad, not broken." 60 00:05:28,961 --> 00:05:31,063 You okay? 61 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:36,868 Half the school texted me, Jimmy. 62 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:38,804 I wasn't sure what to say. 63 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,707 Fuck you. 64 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:50,382 It's nice of you to finally show. 65 00:05:50,384 --> 00:05:53,485 By the time I got here, your dad said it was too late. 66 00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:58,824 Where are your parents? 67 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:00,592 Vacation. 68 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:02,127 I'm watching lump here for a few days. 69 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:10,001 Kate... 70 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:13,372 Anyway, the old man needs me. 71 00:06:13,374 --> 00:06:14,840 Talk to you later. 72 00:06:16,909 --> 00:06:19,711 So desperate. 73 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,413 So desperate. 74 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:29,755 Did you get a shovel list from Sammy? 75 00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:31,990 Mm, he covered his ass when you decided 76 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:35,026 to spend his last days putting it in his sister. 77 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:37,729 This pasta sucks. 78 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,798 Don't you think we ought to take care of it? 79 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:43,101 What's a "shovel list?" 80 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,404 Think about all the shit you have in your bedroom 81 00:06:45,406 --> 00:06:48,106 that you wouldn't want your parents to find if you died. 82 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:50,542 Like dirty dishes? 83 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:55,113 No, lump, like two girls and one cup. 84 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:57,182 I don't know what that is. 85 00:06:57,184 --> 00:07:00,419 It's two girls shitting in a cup, and they eat it. 86 00:07:00,421 --> 00:07:02,621 It's surprisingly arousing. 87 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:04,423 I'm going. 88 00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:06,158 Mm. 89 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,560 Don't you ever talk to your brother? 90 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:12,564 Go on the count of three. 91 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:14,733 They're mourning a dead kid. 92 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:16,968 All right, no one's gonna miss us. 93 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:19,171 Remember what I told you, lump. 94 00:07:36,088 --> 00:07:38,056 Open it, pussy. 95 00:07:40,059 --> 00:07:41,893 Look under the mattress and sock drawer. 96 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:44,129 I'll take the closet. 97 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,698 I know what I'm fucking doing. 98 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:52,704 Did you give him this? 99 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:55,674 Yeah. He was dying anyway. 100 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:58,143 Dude, his dad's a cop. 101 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,045 Dude, he has weed in his closet, 102 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:01,947 and his dad couldn't find it? 103 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:03,114 Shitty cop. 104 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:06,785 Only what's on the list. 105 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:09,254 Sammy's not gonna miss this shit. 106 00:08:15,194 --> 00:08:16,628 Jimmy. 107 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:40,619 That's the last of it. 108 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:49,027 Here? 109 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,929 Yeah. 110 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:53,598 I figured we'd take the edge off. 111 00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:59,804 Look at this. 112 00:08:59,806 --> 00:09:01,940 Is that Mary Keller? 113 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,643 Holy shit. She's in college. 114 00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:07,145 Sammy said he didn't want to die without seeing her naked. 115 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:11,116 Let me see. 116 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:20,659 You know, is it weird that I kind of want cancer now? 117 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:23,161 Is it bad that I kind of hope you get it? 118 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:37,609 Ugh! Oh, my god. It reeks in here. 119 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:43,748 We just wanted to come in before 120 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:46,117 your parents found anything incriminating. 121 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:49,220 Mm, getting all your shit together, huh? 122 00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:51,790 Yep. Somebody has to. 123 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:54,092 Did you guys find two girls one cup? 124 00:10:00,866 --> 00:10:02,801 It's gonna be okay. 125 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,072 How do you know? 126 00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:10,342 People keep saying it. 127 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:21,186 Uh-uh, that one's already spoken for, champ. 128 00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:24,289 You know, I thought there'd be a lot more drugs in here. 129 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,191 More what? 130 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,698 Let's have it. 131 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,867 Come on. 132 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,702 - It's mine. - Kate... 133 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:40,772 Your mom needs you downstairs. 134 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:43,842 Yeah, of course. 135 00:10:56,288 --> 00:10:58,423 Did you get everything? 136 00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:04,129 Hmm. 137 00:11:06,098 --> 00:11:08,166 - Mr. Hanes... - Jimmy... 138 00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:11,736 I'm needed downstairs. 139 00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:28,420 We got it all, Sammy. 140 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,297 Fucking lump. 141 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,366 You told me to take her to you. 142 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,034 Want to hit the hole later? 143 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,470 Like old times? 144 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:48,807 I got a ton of shit from the drawer before Ted came in. 145 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,308 Figured you'd want some. 146 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,077 Thanks. 147 00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:00,785 I can't believe it's over. 148 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,793 Welcome to the rest of your life. 149 00:12:15,134 --> 00:12:17,068 Slow down. 150 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,837 Keep up. 151 00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:37,789 Now that Sammy's dead, is Dan your new best friend? 152 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:38,890 No. 153 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,116 You brought the lump? 154 00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:09,854 I'm not supposed to leave him alone. 155 00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:13,858 He's hitting the big leagues early. 156 00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:18,129 Danny, stop. 157 00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:26,404 Don't tell mom. 158 00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:35,013 You can have his porn mags. 159 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,948 It's like masturbating in the stone age. 160 00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:44,489 This other shit we're gonna have to split. 161 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,394 The pages are stuck together. 162 00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:57,035 Shit. There's a Snapchat addressed to me. 163 00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:05,610 Shit's from beyond the grave. 164 00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,953 All right, I sent it to you. 165 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:17,222 - We were deleting. - I decided against it. 166 00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:28,933 Hey, dick hole. 167 00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:31,102 I'm not sure I can trust you with this 168 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,971 since I couldn't with my sister, 169 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:35,440 but I want to be buried... 170 00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:38,643 In my eagles Jersey. 171 00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:44,449 Don't mess it up... Again. 172 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,484 Bye. 173 00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:53,958 Fuck. It's gone. 174 00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:57,262 That was depressing. 175 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,968 His Jersey was on the wall. 176 00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:07,438 What are you gonna do about it? 177 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,093 I need to talk to your parents. 178 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,662 - Can this wait? - No. 179 00:15:32,364 --> 00:15:33,998 What's this all about? 180 00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:39,337 I... well, we wanted to... 181 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,005 We found a will. 182 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:45,009 He left you a note? 183 00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:47,312 It was a text. 184 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,447 It was a Snapchat to be exact. 185 00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:53,418 Don't worry. He wasn't naked. 186 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,354 We knew you were cremating him, 187 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,256 but we just wanted to make sure that Sammy would... 188 00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:00,024 We didn't get a note. 189 00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:04,295 He wanted to be buried in his Jersey. 190 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,964 Can I see it? 191 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:08,099 The texts disappear after you send them, 192 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,735 and it's what he said. 193 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,604 Look, Mcginnis already has him at the funeral home. 194 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,206 What about the Jersey? 195 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,709 Guys, he didn't send the message. 196 00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:20,011 Then can you cremate him wearing it? 197 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,450 All right. Give me a minute. 198 00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:38,229 Jimmy, I know you didn't get to be here... 199 00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:43,201 And I don't know what happened between you boys. 200 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,681 No answer. 201 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,483 Let's get the car. 202 00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:01,652 Open your ears, son. He's gone. 203 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:05,556 We appreciate everything you did. 204 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,258 We really do. 205 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,693 We appreciate it, 206 00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:15,400 but we didn't get a note, 207 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:18,336 and I was there. 208 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,772 I was there at the end, and he was happy. 209 00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:23,107 Look, if you guys are gonna toast him, 210 00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:25,109 at least do it the way he wanted. 211 00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:26,778 Excuse me? 212 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:28,513 What did you say? 213 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,418 Let me handle this. 214 00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:39,123 Sorry. 215 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:45,196 We can get the Jersey. 216 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,431 I'll get someone to drive us over 217 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,499 if you're not up to do it, okay? 218 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,535 Jimmy, we're tired. 219 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:53,237 - Right, but... - Jimmy, just go. 220 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,106 I just think that if... 221 00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:58,142 Don't you think if he wanted it he would've told us? 222 00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:08,786 - So that's it? - I'm not giving up. 223 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,688 I'm waiting till dark. 224 00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:19,864 Why are we here? 225 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,799 The funeral home is 30 miles away from here. 226 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:24,469 - We can't bike it. - So we're... 227 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:28,139 My old man keeps his car keys in his nightstand. Shit. 228 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,874 Your parents lock their own bedroom? 229 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,176 They like privacy. 230 00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:33,744 So trusting. 231 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,513 Are you helping or what? 232 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,181 Mom and dad are gonna kill us. 233 00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:39,584 It's fine. We'll get a new one at home depot. 234 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:42,487 They'll never know. Gonna have to do this together. 235 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,622 Don't get all metaphorical. 236 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,830 Can't we just get a different Jersey 237 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:55,366 from one of the other players on the team? 238 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,368 Sammy wanted his Jersey. 239 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,303 If he wanted to be in someone else's shit, 240 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,771 he would've sent the will to them. 241 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,173 Yeah, well, fuck Sammy. 242 00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:04,408 We're already going out of our way... 243 00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,210 Do it, pussy. 244 00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:10,748 Hey. Are we gonna do this or what? 245 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,232 - You're staying. - I want to go. 246 00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:30,501 - It's too dangerous. - If you leave him here, 247 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,370 he's gonna blow our cover again. 248 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,839 - You're gonna get in our way. - I promise I won't. 249 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,340 You're not coming. 250 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,808 Just let him come. 251 00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:41,646 Just get in the back. 252 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,281 Go. 253 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,754 Why do I have a feeling that this is gonna be fucking epic? 254 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,606 You piece of shit! 255 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,408 Sorry, man, I'm new at this. 256 00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:27,658 We'll be out late. Will your parents mind? 257 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,560 I make my own rules, bitch. 258 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,297 I was gonna eat that. 259 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,701 It's time. 260 00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:03,828 Wake the fucking neighborhood while you're at it. 261 00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:29,920 So how do we do it? 262 00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:31,455 She threw me her sheets. 263 00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,057 Are you fucking serious? 264 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:34,692 It worked. 265 00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,394 I bet you only got through missionary 266 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:37,695 before you blew your load. 267 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:39,964 Shut up and give me boost. Come on. 268 00:21:44,836 --> 00:21:46,704 Pull yourself up. 269 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:47,872 Shit! 270 00:21:49,908 --> 00:21:52,510 Usually I like to be the one on top. 271 00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:55,046 I have an idea. 272 00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:18,969 It's fucking stuck. 273 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:20,371 You jammed it earlier. 274 00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:21,572 Suck my dick. 275 00:22:24,409 --> 00:22:25,676 Where are you going? 276 00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:49,100 Well, we'll fit now. 277 00:22:57,576 --> 00:22:59,777 Motherfuck. 278 00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:01,679 It has to be here. 279 00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:08,119 Just be careful. 280 00:23:19,097 --> 00:23:22,166 You broke the fucking window? 281 00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:24,034 No, it was like that when we found it. 282 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:27,138 Honestly, what do you have against texting me? 283 00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:29,540 I could've just opened the front door. 284 00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:31,442 We're just looking for the Jersey. 285 00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:33,844 Someone else already has it. 286 00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:35,613 Of course. 287 00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:37,148 Do you know who? 288 00:23:37,150 --> 00:23:38,816 Get off! 289 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,651 Touchy. 290 00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:43,587 So what, you're just gonna put him in the Jersey? 291 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,122 It'll be really quick. 292 00:23:45,124 --> 00:23:47,558 We'll put it on him before anybody notices. 293 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,894 Come on, Jimmy. This bitch doesn't have anything for us. 294 00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:51,962 - We need to bail. -Don't call her a bitch, asshole. 295 00:23:51,964 --> 00:23:54,465 I told you we should've snagged someone else's Jersey. 296 00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:56,834 What's the fucking point of that? 297 00:24:09,548 --> 00:24:12,049 Figured some asshole's gonna take it. 298 00:24:13,685 --> 00:24:15,953 Guess I was right. 299 00:24:18,757 --> 00:24:20,191 Give it. 300 00:24:20,193 --> 00:24:21,759 Fuck off. 301 00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:24,528 We need the Jersey. 302 00:24:24,530 --> 00:24:27,898 You're... you're asking me to give up 303 00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:30,234 the last piece of my dead brother? 304 00:24:30,236 --> 00:24:32,937 I'm not asking you to give up anything. 305 00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:34,738 Sammy is. 306 00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:37,775 He didn't leave me anything else. 307 00:24:37,777 --> 00:24:41,111 He left us a mission, what he wants us to do together. 308 00:24:41,113 --> 00:24:45,149 That's why I'm here. That's why Dan's here. 309 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:47,117 So let's go. 310 00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:51,589 I... I don't know if I can... 311 00:24:51,591 --> 00:24:54,124 - We got to have the Jersey. - Come on, take it off, baby. 312 00:24:55,861 --> 00:24:57,862 Okay, turn around. 313 00:25:23,755 --> 00:25:26,056 Okay. 314 00:25:26,058 --> 00:25:28,659 You know, I was fine with you in your bra. 315 00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:32,229 Shit. 316 00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:33,931 Come on. Come on. 317 00:26:10,769 --> 00:26:12,670 We're doing the right thing. 318 00:26:14,272 --> 00:26:15,906 Shit. 319 00:26:44,769 --> 00:26:46,369 - Quick in and out. - Yeah, my specialty. 320 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,342 The lights are on. Somebody's inside. 321 00:26:53,712 --> 00:26:55,813 Hey, relax, champ. 322 00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:57,281 Give me a boost. 323 00:27:00,986 --> 00:27:02,653 I don't see anyone. 324 00:27:02,655 --> 00:27:04,575 All right, well, this is a waste of fucking time. 325 00:27:05,391 --> 00:27:07,224 Jesus Christ. 326 00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:10,160 - Yeah, that hurt. - Okay, so what's the plan? 327 00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:12,096 We're gonna have to break a window. 328 00:27:13,264 --> 00:27:14,999 Lump, what are you doing? 329 00:27:18,838 --> 00:27:20,838 Holy shit. 330 00:27:26,778 --> 00:27:28,979 You're still a pussy to me. 331 00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:53,904 Yeah, he's dead. 332 00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:04,081 Not the rack I wanted to see tonight. 333 00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:05,749 Jimmy. 334 00:28:13,258 --> 00:28:14,258 Ready? 335 00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:16,760 Wait. 336 00:28:16,762 --> 00:28:19,229 I came to slip a Jersey on my best friend, 337 00:28:19,231 --> 00:28:21,098 not to see his penis. 338 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:23,801 Grow up. 339 00:28:26,237 --> 00:28:27,838 He's fucking naked. 340 00:28:28,873 --> 00:28:31,909 He's fucking naked. 341 00:28:31,911 --> 00:28:34,712 They're cremating our friend in the nude? 342 00:28:34,714 --> 00:28:35,879 That's harsh. 343 00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:37,381 If you have such a problem with it, 344 00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:38,782 why don't you give him your pants? 345 00:28:38,784 --> 00:28:41,085 I'm six inches taller than Sammy, all right? 346 00:28:41,087 --> 00:28:43,253 He's gonna look like a fucking clown in heaven. 347 00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:45,489 Give him lump's pants. He looks dead-kid sized. 348 00:28:45,491 --> 00:28:47,491 He'll wear mine. 349 00:29:12,450 --> 00:29:14,818 We shouldn't have seen him like this. 350 00:29:18,523 --> 00:29:20,224 No one should. 351 00:29:28,833 --> 00:29:31,935 So much for everyone wanting to remember him alive. 352 00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:34,371 You know, we should take a picture for his Facebook. 353 00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:35,539 Fuck off. 354 00:29:35,541 --> 00:29:37,541 It's a fucking idea, Kate. 355 00:29:46,151 --> 00:29:48,285 Lump, give me the Jersey. 356 00:29:53,992 --> 00:29:55,959 Here you go. 357 00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:57,995 Try slipping it over his head. 358 00:30:06,404 --> 00:30:08,305 It'd be easier with him standing. 359 00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:10,474 - This is too fucking weird. - Just help me out. 360 00:30:10,476 --> 00:30:12,176 Lift him up. 361 00:30:16,948 --> 00:30:18,382 Get his legs. 362 00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:26,023 One, two, three. 363 00:30:28,927 --> 00:30:31,328 - Get him up. - Yeah. 364 00:30:33,298 --> 00:30:36,466 Put his arms up. 365 00:30:39,071 --> 00:30:43,006 All right, let's go. 366 00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:44,474 We're fucking going. 367 00:30:44,476 --> 00:30:46,577 Hide. Come on. Come on. 368 00:31:18,409 --> 00:31:20,377 We got your message. 369 00:31:23,114 --> 00:31:25,115 Still not talking to me? 370 00:32:23,007 --> 00:32:24,975 We have to get him out of here. 371 00:32:26,577 --> 00:32:28,578 Give me a hand? 372 00:32:28,580 --> 00:32:30,347 Whoa. What the fuck are you guys doing? 373 00:32:30,349 --> 00:32:32,950 Sammy didn't want to be cremated. 374 00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:35,319 - Are you serious? - They just burned the coffin. 375 00:32:35,321 --> 00:32:37,387 They think he's in there. This is our chance. 376 00:32:37,389 --> 00:32:39,423 No. No, this isn't supposed to happen. 377 00:32:39,425 --> 00:32:41,191 Sammy wasn't supposed to die, Kate. 378 00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:43,226 The least we can do is give him one last wish, 379 00:32:43,228 --> 00:32:45,595 one last shot to give him what he wanted. 380 00:32:45,597 --> 00:32:47,464 Sammy was my best friend. 381 00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:50,200 - Our best friend. - We can't let him down, okay? 382 00:32:50,202 --> 00:32:52,502 Especially after he found out you were fucking Jimmy. 383 00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:53,704 What? 384 00:32:55,473 --> 00:32:57,074 Sammy knew? 385 00:32:57,076 --> 00:32:58,508 Yes, Kate. 386 00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:00,477 Your bedroom was right next door. 387 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:03,647 "Oh, Jimmy." Subtle. 388 00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:06,183 He never s-said anything. 389 00:33:06,185 --> 00:33:08,385 No wonder he didn't write you into the will. 390 00:33:08,387 --> 00:33:11,521 Never talk to her like that again. 391 00:33:11,523 --> 00:33:14,458 Why the fuck are you mad at me? Maybe if you weren't too busy 392 00:33:14,460 --> 00:33:17,194 putting your dick in your dead best friend's sister, 393 00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:19,062 none of this would be happening. 394 00:33:21,032 --> 00:33:22,666 Goddamn it! This is fucking crazy. 395 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:24,134 We can't do this. 396 00:33:24,136 --> 00:33:25,635 We have to. We screwed up. 397 00:33:25,637 --> 00:33:28,238 We can fix it. We can make this right, Kate. 398 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,240 We got to make this right. 399 00:33:30,242 --> 00:33:32,609 He won't fit back there. It's full of my dad's shit. 400 00:33:32,611 --> 00:33:36,313 Fine. Fuck it. Put him in the backseat then. 401 00:33:36,315 --> 00:33:40,217 No, no, no. No. What? No, guys, I sit back there. 402 00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:42,252 - And? - Shut the fuck up, Kate. 403 00:33:43,588 --> 00:33:45,355 Stop being such a pussy. 404 00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:52,496 No. 405 00:33:52,498 --> 00:33:54,798 Hey, guys, there's no way I'm sitting back here. 406 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,167 There is no fucking way I'm sitting back here. 407 00:33:57,169 --> 00:33:58,635 Then we're leaving you. 408 00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:03,240 Fuck. Watch out. 409 00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:19,689 Fuck you guys, all right? 410 00:34:19,691 --> 00:34:22,459 Fuck you guys so much. 411 00:34:30,602 --> 00:34:33,570 I don't know who they are, but... 412 00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:36,540 Well, I'd really appreciate it if you would look out for them. 413 00:34:36,542 --> 00:34:38,675 - No problem. - Yeah, we can do that. 414 00:34:38,677 --> 00:34:40,710 - Thank you. - Sure. 415 00:34:42,547 --> 00:34:45,482 Officer Hughes. 416 00:34:45,484 --> 00:34:47,184 So what do you got? 417 00:35:11,742 --> 00:35:13,643 What are we... 418 00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:16,713 Your brother wanted to be buried, and we'll need shovels. 419 00:35:16,715 --> 00:35:18,348 Is there a way in? 420 00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:23,620 We're on a roll with the windows. 421 00:35:31,863 --> 00:35:33,463 Step aside. 422 00:35:41,839 --> 00:35:43,473 Gonna need a bigger block. 423 00:35:58,290 --> 00:36:00,524 Holy shit. 424 00:36:17,808 --> 00:36:19,943 I feel like a fucking action movie star. 425 00:36:45,236 --> 00:36:48,538 All units, we have reports of a 459 at Parktown hardware. 426 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:51,374 Witnesses say kids responsible. 427 00:36:55,746 --> 00:37:00,617 Two shovels, a pickax, it's hard to tell what else. 428 00:37:00,619 --> 00:37:02,385 And you got no security camera? 429 00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:04,854 We can barely afford the alarm system. 430 00:37:04,856 --> 00:37:06,690 Who saw the kids? 431 00:37:06,692 --> 00:37:07,958 She did. 432 00:37:45,463 --> 00:37:48,398 Kind of looks like he's sleeping. 433 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,900 So peaceful. 434 00:37:50,902 --> 00:37:54,771 Sucks we couldn't keep him around, you know, 435 00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:57,507 like, stuff him, 436 00:37:57,509 --> 00:37:59,009 trade him every weekend. 437 00:38:00,711 --> 00:38:02,646 Should we say something? 438 00:38:04,849 --> 00:38:07,384 Sammy was alive. 439 00:38:07,386 --> 00:38:09,019 Now Sammy is dead. 440 00:38:10,821 --> 00:38:13,290 We took his body, and now we're gonna bury it 441 00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:14,924 on the side of a hill. 442 00:38:14,926 --> 00:38:17,394 Thank you, captain obvious. 443 00:38:21,599 --> 00:38:22,899 Um... 444 00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:29,539 How about, uh, "life's not fair?" 445 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:37,781 Forget it. 446 00:38:44,088 --> 00:38:45,922 Six feet down? 447 00:39:14,819 --> 00:39:17,120 Fuck. 448 00:39:17,122 --> 00:39:19,756 We didn't think this through. 449 00:39:19,758 --> 00:39:21,725 I said this was a bad idea. 450 00:39:21,727 --> 00:39:24,494 You guys are fucking idiots. 451 00:39:24,496 --> 00:39:26,830 We got him in the Jersey. 452 00:39:26,832 --> 00:39:28,598 That was supposed to be the hard part. 453 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:32,369 - We have to bury him. - Jimmy, the ground's fucked. 454 00:39:32,371 --> 00:39:35,405 You couldn't just let him be? 455 00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:43,880 There you go, Sammy. 456 00:39:46,851 --> 00:39:48,518 Pick a place. 457 00:39:51,756 --> 00:39:54,124 Where do you want to be for the rest of your... 458 00:39:57,027 --> 00:39:58,495 Whatever? 459 00:40:11,776 --> 00:40:14,411 Why didn't he tell your parents what he wanted? 460 00:40:14,413 --> 00:40:16,146 Because Sammy knew you were the only one 461 00:40:16,148 --> 00:40:18,148 that would give him anything he wanted. 462 00:40:18,150 --> 00:40:20,183 He wanted him to keep his hands off you, 463 00:40:20,185 --> 00:40:21,651 but that really didn't do much. 464 00:40:21,653 --> 00:40:23,520 Shut the fuck up. 465 00:40:23,522 --> 00:40:25,989 I've done a pretty good job of fucking up so far. 466 00:40:33,664 --> 00:40:35,765 Wow. 467 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:37,934 The skyline's really beautiful at night. 468 00:40:42,973 --> 00:40:45,508 It's a hell of a lot better without that shithole 469 00:40:45,510 --> 00:40:47,177 of a school. 470 00:40:47,179 --> 00:40:51,848 All Sammy talked about was wanting to play there. 471 00:41:00,591 --> 00:41:02,992 What about the new stadium, 472 00:41:02,994 --> 00:41:04,661 huh? 473 00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:09,799 There's plenty of loose dirt. It won't be too hard to dig. 474 00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:13,603 He'll have the best seats in the fucking house. 475 00:41:13,605 --> 00:41:15,004 Seriously? 476 00:41:15,006 --> 00:41:16,539 Hell, yeah. 477 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:19,943 Let's do it. 478 00:42:13,898 --> 00:42:16,533 Knock it off. 479 00:42:16,535 --> 00:42:19,235 I'm trying to make his last hours fun, all right? 480 00:42:19,237 --> 00:42:20,837 This is it for Sammy. 481 00:42:45,129 --> 00:42:48,031 I don't get why he can't just stick it out the window to pee. 482 00:42:48,033 --> 00:42:50,633 - Maybe he gets stage fright. - Get out and go. 483 00:42:50,635 --> 00:42:53,636 Do you need someone to go with you? 484 00:42:53,638 --> 00:42:55,872 Uh-huh. 485 00:42:55,874 --> 00:42:57,607 All right, come on. I'll go with you. 486 00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:03,112 We don't all need to go. 487 00:43:03,114 --> 00:43:05,214 You're not gonna leave me out here with him. 488 00:43:05,216 --> 00:43:07,684 Why not? He's your brother. 489 00:43:07,686 --> 00:43:10,720 - Not who I was talking about. - Come on. 490 00:43:20,731 --> 00:43:23,232 Could we use your bathroom? 491 00:43:23,234 --> 00:43:26,069 It's over in the back. 492 00:43:26,071 --> 00:43:27,236 Thanks. 493 00:43:33,811 --> 00:43:36,179 Hey, you think Sammy wants a lottery ticket? 494 00:43:39,650 --> 00:43:40,750 Hello? 495 00:43:42,353 --> 00:43:44,287 Hello? 496 00:43:44,289 --> 00:43:48,124 You've been really nice up until the last 24 hours... 497 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,694 Staying in Sammy's room, 498 00:43:51,696 --> 00:43:54,797 taking care of him, taking care of me. 499 00:43:54,799 --> 00:43:58,301 I really didn't mind the change at all. 500 00:43:58,303 --> 00:44:00,403 You told me to choke on a cock this morning, so... 501 00:44:00,405 --> 00:44:03,873 You were talking about my tits at my brother's funeral. 502 00:44:03,875 --> 00:44:06,009 I would take that as a compliment. 503 00:44:06,011 --> 00:44:10,113 Did you ever think that maybe if you were less of a dick 24-7 504 00:44:10,115 --> 00:44:12,348 that you might have some other friends? 505 00:44:12,350 --> 00:44:14,851 I mean, Sammy's gone. 506 00:44:14,853 --> 00:44:17,820 You obviously hate Jimmy and me, so... 507 00:44:17,822 --> 00:44:19,889 Who do you have left? 508 00:44:32,903 --> 00:44:35,338 Guess you're gonna have to go play with yourself then. 509 00:44:45,849 --> 00:44:48,151 This never would've happened if she went for me. 510 00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:53,423 But she likes Jimmy. 511 00:44:55,025 --> 00:44:56,759 Jimmy likes her, 512 00:44:58,262 --> 00:45:00,163 so I guess that's that. 513 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,387 I miss you, man. 514 00:45:42,272 --> 00:45:44,107 Hungry? 515 00:45:46,043 --> 00:45:47,844 I didn't eat at the funeral. 516 00:45:48,912 --> 00:45:51,481 We got burgers earlier. 517 00:45:51,483 --> 00:45:55,284 Couldn't have waited until after you broke into my house? 518 00:45:55,286 --> 00:45:57,854 Poor planning on my part. 519 00:45:59,223 --> 00:46:02,191 Thanks for bringing me along. 520 00:46:02,193 --> 00:46:03,993 I appreciate it. 521 00:46:05,863 --> 00:46:08,965 - I know I wasn't in the will, but... - I meant what I said earlier. 522 00:46:11,168 --> 00:46:13,302 You're supposed to be here. 523 00:46:13,304 --> 00:46:17,240 - 'Cause of the Jersey? - Because I want you here. 524 00:46:22,012 --> 00:46:23,513 Whoa. Wait, what? 525 00:46:24,948 --> 00:46:26,516 Are you trying to kiss me? 526 00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:31,921 I mean, it's cute, sort of. 527 00:46:31,923 --> 00:46:34,824 Kind of a really fucked up time to try, 528 00:46:34,826 --> 00:46:37,894 but at least you're making the effort. 529 00:46:43,267 --> 00:46:45,368 So what does lump like to eat? 530 00:46:46,537 --> 00:46:48,437 I don't know. 531 00:46:48,439 --> 00:46:50,406 You don't know what your brother likes to eat? 532 00:46:52,409 --> 00:46:54,811 Lump, what's your favorite candy? 533 00:46:54,813 --> 00:46:57,146 - Milky ways. - Milky ways. It's milky ways. 534 00:46:57,148 --> 00:46:59,882 It's so weird you guys don't know anything about each other. 535 00:46:59,884 --> 00:47:02,251 You should just go bond or whatever. 536 00:47:02,253 --> 00:47:05,922 - I also like Reese's. - Shut up. 537 00:47:05,924 --> 00:47:08,024 You're not gonna impress me by being mean to lump. 538 00:47:08,026 --> 00:47:10,059 - It's how we communicate. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 539 00:47:10,061 --> 00:47:12,361 Do I sense some tension over here or what? 540 00:47:12,363 --> 00:47:14,130 Dude, you should be at the car. 541 00:47:14,132 --> 00:47:16,499 Sammy wanted a slushy. 542 00:47:16,501 --> 00:47:18,234 Do you think he'll get a brain freeze? 543 00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:22,872 Hey, if you guys aren't gonna buy something, you need to leave. 544 00:47:22,874 --> 00:47:24,240 Don't be a downer. 545 00:47:25,876 --> 00:47:28,578 I'll be in the car keeping an eye on Sammy. 546 00:47:33,050 --> 00:47:34,450 Hey, she's got to pay for those. 547 00:47:34,452 --> 00:47:36,485 Relax. I got it. 548 00:47:39,423 --> 00:47:40,990 $2.99? 549 00:47:55,372 --> 00:47:56,472 Here. 550 00:47:57,941 --> 00:48:00,076 I know they're your favorite. 551 00:48:06,383 --> 00:48:09,485 Can't believe you left me here with these idiots. 552 00:48:12,456 --> 00:48:15,291 How could you even be mad at him? 553 00:48:16,994 --> 00:48:20,229 How many of my friends did you try to hit on all the time? 554 00:48:25,602 --> 00:48:27,069 Remember in sixth grade 555 00:48:27,071 --> 00:48:30,573 when I had that big birthday sleepover, 556 00:48:30,575 --> 00:48:35,544 and you stole Allison Polsol's panties? 557 00:48:35,546 --> 00:48:38,648 Ooh, the poor thing had to free-beaver it all weekend. 558 00:48:42,019 --> 00:48:46,055 But I covered for you, 559 00:48:46,057 --> 00:48:49,125 and I didn't hold a grudge. 560 00:48:52,296 --> 00:48:53,996 Oh, fuck. 561 00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:17,987 Yeah, fuck you, pig! 562 00:49:24,161 --> 00:49:25,695 We are so dead. 563 00:49:25,697 --> 00:49:28,030 You wanted to come. Man the fuck up. 564 00:49:28,032 --> 00:49:29,732 Hey, take it easy. 565 00:49:33,670 --> 00:49:36,005 A little help here. 566 00:49:36,007 --> 00:49:37,473 Turn right. Turn right. 567 00:49:40,144 --> 00:49:41,610 Turn left here. 568 00:49:46,283 --> 00:49:47,717 Kill the fucking lights. 569 00:50:12,376 --> 00:50:14,310 You really fucked us, Dan. 570 00:50:14,312 --> 00:50:16,412 You fucked us by dragging Sammy out of his coffin. 571 00:50:16,414 --> 00:50:18,180 Leave Sammy out of this. 572 00:50:18,182 --> 00:50:20,216 - Please stop saying his name. - Guys... 573 00:50:20,218 --> 00:50:22,284 You're just jealous 'cause he left us a mission 574 00:50:22,286 --> 00:50:23,552 and you a fucking key 575 00:50:23,554 --> 00:50:25,187 to something he didn't even want you to have. 576 00:50:25,189 --> 00:50:26,522 - Shut the fuck up. - Fuck you, Dan. 577 00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:28,557 You're the one who brought us on this quest 578 00:50:28,559 --> 00:50:30,359 to put a Jersey on somebody you call your best friend. 579 00:50:30,361 --> 00:50:31,560 But you didn't know his last wish, 580 00:50:31,562 --> 00:50:32,762 'cuz you were too busy fucking his sister! 581 00:50:32,764 --> 00:50:34,497 I just want to do what Sammy wants. 582 00:50:34,499 --> 00:50:35,631 Sammy wanted to be a-fucking-live. 583 00:50:35,633 --> 00:50:37,366 - Stop! - Guys! 584 00:50:37,368 --> 00:50:39,668 - What? - Red light! 585 00:50:55,619 --> 00:50:57,286 Ugh. 586 00:51:01,158 --> 00:51:02,525 Ugh. 587 00:51:13,437 --> 00:51:15,704 Jimmy? Hey, you okay? 588 00:51:15,706 --> 00:51:17,173 Yeah. 589 00:51:20,410 --> 00:51:22,178 My door is jammed. 590 00:51:32,823 --> 00:51:34,423 Where's Sammy? 591 00:51:36,626 --> 00:51:37,860 Ohh. 592 00:51:40,697 --> 00:51:42,498 Hey. Hey, you okay? 593 00:51:47,737 --> 00:51:49,738 I think he broke his arm. 594 00:51:51,441 --> 00:51:53,309 Dan? 595 00:51:53,311 --> 00:51:54,743 Please. Please. 596 00:51:54,745 --> 00:51:57,413 - Please what? - My arm is... 597 00:51:57,415 --> 00:52:00,416 Just don't use it unless you have to. 598 00:52:00,418 --> 00:52:02,818 - Jimmy. - He's fine. He wanted to come. 599 00:52:02,820 --> 00:52:04,520 He wanted to join the big leagues. 600 00:52:04,522 --> 00:52:06,889 Here he is. 601 00:52:06,891 --> 00:52:09,325 Where the fuck is Sammy? 602 00:52:12,329 --> 00:52:13,762 Dan. 603 00:52:15,866 --> 00:52:17,366 Dan. I got him. 604 00:52:17,368 --> 00:52:18,868 What does it look like I'm doing? 605 00:52:18,870 --> 00:52:20,803 - I can carry him. - Fuck you! 606 00:52:20,805 --> 00:52:24,607 Jimmy, his arm, it's serious. 607 00:52:25,709 --> 00:52:27,409 He's fine. 608 00:52:27,411 --> 00:52:29,411 He's not fine. 609 00:52:29,413 --> 00:52:31,647 Hey, stop. Fucking stop! 610 00:52:31,649 --> 00:52:33,349 Goddamn it! 611 00:52:35,218 --> 00:52:36,719 That's it. That's it. 612 00:52:36,721 --> 00:52:38,888 I'm fucking done. I'm out. 613 00:52:38,890 --> 00:52:41,290 We're almost there. It's, like, two miles away. 614 00:52:41,292 --> 00:52:43,392 He needs to be seen by a doctor. 615 00:52:43,394 --> 00:52:45,694 Lump, look at me. 616 00:52:45,696 --> 00:52:47,763 - You're fine, right? - Fuck you. 617 00:52:47,765 --> 00:52:50,866 - What'd you say? - Fuck you. Fuck you. 618 00:52:50,868 --> 00:52:52,835 You're not my brother. 619 00:52:52,837 --> 00:52:54,603 He's your brother. 620 00:52:54,605 --> 00:52:56,906 - He needs me. - He's dead! 621 00:52:56,908 --> 00:53:00,276 You're never around. You're always with him. 622 00:53:00,278 --> 00:53:01,577 I hate Sammy. 623 00:53:01,579 --> 00:53:02,945 He threw batteries at my head. 624 00:53:02,947 --> 00:53:05,481 He stole money from my sock drawer for weed. 625 00:53:05,483 --> 00:53:07,283 He spit on me. 626 00:53:07,285 --> 00:53:09,451 And when you were with him, you did the same things. 627 00:53:09,453 --> 00:53:11,554 My best friend's dead, lump. 628 00:53:11,556 --> 00:53:14,924 Look, nobody cares how hard it is for you, okay? 629 00:53:14,926 --> 00:53:16,892 Do you think I liked having a bunch of assholes 630 00:53:16,894 --> 00:53:18,427 break in to my house? 631 00:53:18,429 --> 00:53:20,429 Do you think I liked being blackmailed 632 00:53:20,431 --> 00:53:21,931 into giving you my Jersey? 633 00:53:21,933 --> 00:53:26,535 Do you think I like spending the night with his body? 634 00:53:29,406 --> 00:53:30,973 Don't fucking touch me. 635 00:53:30,975 --> 00:53:33,709 I'm just trying my best to do what he wanted. 636 00:53:33,711 --> 00:53:35,477 News flash: 637 00:53:35,479 --> 00:53:37,446 Sammy's dead. 638 00:53:38,815 --> 00:53:42,284 My brother is dead. 639 00:53:42,286 --> 00:53:46,455 Your brother's alive, okay, so fuck you. 640 00:53:46,457 --> 00:53:51,227 I went to him, and I told him that I liked you. 641 00:53:51,229 --> 00:53:53,295 And he said "no." 642 00:53:54,631 --> 00:53:57,499 He said I wasn't allowed, 643 00:53:57,501 --> 00:53:59,268 and then his dumb ass died 644 00:53:59,270 --> 00:54:01,570 without ever talking to me again. 645 00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:02,938 He would've come around. 646 00:54:02,940 --> 00:54:05,341 But you didn't even wait. 647 00:54:05,343 --> 00:54:07,676 The next thing I know, you're whoring it up in school. 648 00:54:07,678 --> 00:54:10,546 I know I'm not one of the popular kids, but I hear things. 649 00:54:10,548 --> 00:54:13,249 Oh, what did you hear, huh? 650 00:54:13,251 --> 00:54:15,484 That there was always gonna be some before you, 651 00:54:15,486 --> 00:54:17,853 that there was always gonna be some after you? 652 00:54:21,024 --> 00:54:23,292 You didn't even call. 653 00:54:24,828 --> 00:54:27,529 You fucked me and left me. 654 00:54:27,531 --> 00:54:32,735 Even when my brother died, you didn't even send me a text. 655 00:54:32,737 --> 00:54:35,004 Goddamn it! You are such an asshole! 656 00:54:39,276 --> 00:54:41,343 Your brother made me this way. 657 00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:45,414 Sammy always wanted everyone to know 658 00:54:45,416 --> 00:54:47,716 what he wasn't gonna get to do. 659 00:54:47,718 --> 00:54:50,786 So he made everyone else feel bad for not having a disease. 660 00:54:53,323 --> 00:54:55,057 It's why he left a fucking message even 661 00:54:55,059 --> 00:54:57,726 after your parents told him the way it had to go down. 662 00:54:57,728 --> 00:55:00,796 If it's such a fucking burden, then why? Why do you do it? 663 00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:03,766 Because he left it to me. 664 00:55:03,768 --> 00:55:05,801 Because he didn't trust me with his sister, 665 00:55:05,803 --> 00:55:07,536 but he did with this. 666 00:55:10,006 --> 00:55:13,609 Well, you better hurry up then, 'cause he's slipping away. 667 00:55:31,928 --> 00:55:33,862 Hey. 668 00:55:34,899 --> 00:55:36,365 Dan? 669 00:55:39,703 --> 00:55:40,936 Dan? 670 00:55:46,710 --> 00:55:48,844 The school is the other way. 671 00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:50,346 Fuck the school, Jimmy! 672 00:55:50,348 --> 00:55:51,947 We're almost there. 673 00:55:51,949 --> 00:55:54,950 I'm taking him back to the funeral home. 674 00:55:54,952 --> 00:55:57,786 We don't have time. The sun's about to come up. 675 00:55:57,788 --> 00:56:00,055 - Come on. - Don't fucking touch him! 676 00:56:00,057 --> 00:56:01,824 - Are we really gonna do this? - Yes, Jimmy! 677 00:56:01,826 --> 00:56:04,093 You've been bossing me around for the last 12 hours! 678 00:56:04,095 --> 00:56:06,829 You can go, just leave Sammy. 679 00:56:06,831 --> 00:56:08,864 I'm taking him back to where he fucking belongs. 680 00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:11,066 He wanted to be buried, remember? 681 00:56:11,068 --> 00:56:13,602 Sammy's dead, motherfucker! 682 00:56:13,604 --> 00:56:15,637 What he wants doesn't matter anymore. 683 00:56:15,639 --> 00:56:17,039 It doesn't fucking matter! 684 00:56:17,041 --> 00:56:18,874 Don't you get that? 685 00:56:24,781 --> 00:56:27,516 Where the fuck is Kate and lump? 686 00:56:27,518 --> 00:56:29,885 Where are they, Jimmy? 687 00:56:29,887 --> 00:56:32,755 They leave you too, huh? 688 00:56:32,757 --> 00:56:34,990 Well, fuck, man, you spend half the fucking time 689 00:56:34,992 --> 00:56:36,592 worrying about the alive motherfuckers 690 00:56:36,594 --> 00:56:37,893 instead of the dead ones, 691 00:56:37,895 --> 00:56:39,695 you'd probably have a lot more friends. 692 00:56:39,697 --> 00:56:41,797 You'd probably get a lot more pussy too. 693 00:56:44,834 --> 00:56:47,469 Remember when me, you, and Sammy were friends? 694 00:56:47,471 --> 00:56:50,005 Well, guess what. I barely fucking can anymore. 695 00:56:50,007 --> 00:56:52,141 So choke on that, dick. 696 00:56:54,778 --> 00:56:56,478 You take care of the dead kid. 697 00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:58,580 I'll go find the alive ones, all right? 698 00:56:58,582 --> 00:57:00,616 I'm gonna put my arm around your girl. 699 00:57:00,618 --> 00:57:02,618 I'll take care of your fucking brother too, 700 00:57:02,620 --> 00:57:05,187 just like I took care of Sammy when he was alive! 701 00:57:07,490 --> 00:57:09,091 Fuck! 702 00:57:49,032 --> 00:57:51,133 I wanted to be there for you. 703 00:58:05,949 --> 00:58:08,550 We've got to stay out of sight. 704 00:58:59,202 --> 00:59:01,203 Hey, homey, you lost? 705 00:59:01,205 --> 00:59:03,071 No. 706 00:59:03,073 --> 00:59:04,873 What's wrong with your friend over here? 707 00:59:04,875 --> 00:59:06,542 - Don't fucking touch him! - Hey, hey. 708 00:59:06,544 --> 00:59:09,311 Hey, calm down. Relax. 709 00:59:09,313 --> 00:59:11,213 Just let me go. 710 00:59:11,215 --> 00:59:13,782 You need some help, homey? 711 00:59:13,784 --> 00:59:15,951 Fuck off. 712 00:59:15,953 --> 00:59:18,654 This kid's definitely lost. 713 00:59:18,656 --> 00:59:21,690 What's a little white boy like you and his dah-dah-dahs 714 00:59:21,692 --> 00:59:23,058 doing downtown anyway, huh? 715 00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:24,660 None of your fucking business. 716 00:59:24,662 --> 00:59:26,061 Ohh. 717 00:59:26,063 --> 00:59:27,996 You gonna let this bitch talk to you like that? 718 00:59:27,998 --> 00:59:29,765 Who the fuck does he think he is? 719 00:59:31,901 --> 00:59:33,735 Dude, look at this crazy-ass white boy 720 00:59:33,737 --> 00:59:35,037 talking to his drunk-ass friend. 721 00:59:35,039 --> 00:59:36,705 Don't fucking talk to him like that. 722 00:59:36,707 --> 00:59:38,640 The fuck you gonna do? 723 00:59:38,642 --> 00:59:41,009 - Ah! - Five-o! Bounce! 724 01:00:00,363 --> 01:00:02,331 Get in the car. 725 01:00:48,745 --> 01:00:50,912 I'm sorry. 726 01:00:50,914 --> 01:00:52,047 Sorry? 727 01:00:56,653 --> 01:01:00,222 Do you have any idea how much trouble you're in, huh? 728 01:01:00,224 --> 01:01:02,124 What a fucking mess this is? 729 01:01:02,126 --> 01:01:04,126 How does something like this happen? 730 01:01:06,996 --> 01:01:09,364 - I don't know. - You don't know. 731 01:01:09,366 --> 01:01:13,001 Jesus Christ, Jimmy. 732 01:01:13,003 --> 01:01:16,271 I have known you your entire life, 733 01:01:16,273 --> 01:01:18,373 and this is the dumbest, most dangerous thing 734 01:01:18,375 --> 01:01:20,909 you've ever done, so you cannot sit here 735 01:01:20,911 --> 01:01:23,779 and tell me that you do not know. 736 01:01:27,850 --> 01:01:29,818 I should've been there at the end. 737 01:01:31,254 --> 01:01:33,822 That's why he sent me the message. 738 01:01:33,824 --> 01:01:35,290 I owed him. 739 01:01:38,361 --> 01:01:40,762 Now that he's gone, there's... 740 01:01:42,398 --> 01:01:45,100 There's nothing I can do to make it up to him. 741 01:01:46,736 --> 01:01:51,239 Jimmy, this message that you're killing yourselves over, 742 01:01:51,241 --> 01:01:54,976 maybe he didn't send it, because in the end, 743 01:01:54,978 --> 01:01:58,914 he knew that you didn't owe him anything. 744 01:02:03,453 --> 01:02:07,022 What were you planning on doing with his body? 745 01:02:07,024 --> 01:02:09,491 We were gonna take him to the new stadium. 746 01:02:12,061 --> 01:02:14,329 We thought that's where he'd want to be, 747 01:02:16,499 --> 01:02:18,200 in his Jersey, 748 01:02:19,802 --> 01:02:21,236 finally in the game. 749 01:02:24,507 --> 01:02:26,074 Oh. 750 01:02:28,845 --> 01:02:33,115 That is so... Stupid. 751 01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:40,522 We did so much crazy stuff when Sammy was alive. 752 01:02:42,125 --> 01:02:44,359 I didn't think this was gonna be any different. 753 01:02:45,928 --> 01:02:47,996 Yeah, I don't even want to know. 754 01:02:47,998 --> 01:02:51,133 Sammy came up with most of the ideas. 755 01:02:55,805 --> 01:02:57,539 Yeah, that kid made me laugh. 756 01:03:07,150 --> 01:03:09,251 I think you're wrong about Sammy's message. 757 01:03:09,253 --> 01:03:10,952 Jimmy... 758 01:03:10,954 --> 01:03:12,921 Sammy wanted to send the message, 759 01:03:14,290 --> 01:03:16,258 but he never got a chance. 760 01:03:18,795 --> 01:03:21,429 He knew something like this would bring us all together. 761 01:03:22,965 --> 01:03:25,567 And I can't think of a better way for him 762 01:03:25,569 --> 01:03:27,936 to go out than getting us all in trouble again. 763 01:03:30,306 --> 01:03:32,174 This whole time we were trying to figure out 764 01:03:32,176 --> 01:03:34,142 what to do for Sammy, but... 765 01:03:36,312 --> 01:03:39,181 This is really about Sammy doing something for us. 766 01:03:49,193 --> 01:03:51,593 - No intoxication? - As of right now, no. 767 01:03:51,595 --> 01:03:53,228 - And how many were there? - Two. 768 01:03:53,230 --> 01:03:55,564 - Hey, guys. - Hold on. 769 01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:59,067 - Hey, come here. - Sir? 770 01:03:59,069 --> 01:04:01,069 All right, over here. 771 01:04:01,071 --> 01:04:03,939 I want tape along the perimeter here. 772 01:04:03,941 --> 01:04:05,140 See that corner over there? 773 01:04:05,142 --> 01:04:07,442 - Got it. - I want that covered. 774 01:04:07,444 --> 01:04:09,044 - Down here as well. - Got it. 775 01:04:12,315 --> 01:04:15,417 Are you serious? My dad's standing right there. 776 01:04:15,419 --> 01:04:17,085 Your dad's the one who brought me. 777 01:04:18,221 --> 01:04:19,921 Come on. Let's go. 778 01:04:26,562 --> 01:04:28,196 Should we follow them? 779 01:04:29,498 --> 01:04:31,166 Let them go. 780 01:04:41,878 --> 01:04:43,478 We're almost there. 781 01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:45,280 Keep your eyes peeled. 782 01:04:45,282 --> 01:04:47,349 For what? 783 01:04:49,352 --> 01:04:50,652 For that. 784 01:04:54,557 --> 01:04:56,291 You want a ride? 785 01:04:58,494 --> 01:04:59,628 Fuck you. 786 01:05:02,498 --> 01:05:05,200 I can't do this without you. 787 01:05:05,202 --> 01:05:07,302 Then why'd you fucking try, Jimmy? 788 01:05:09,405 --> 01:05:11,373 I'm an idiot. 789 01:05:11,375 --> 01:05:14,209 No shit. 790 01:05:14,211 --> 01:05:15,911 All right, you're also a huge piece of shit 791 01:05:15,913 --> 01:05:18,446 who made us each commit, like, a dozen fucking crimes. 792 01:05:18,448 --> 01:05:19,981 You crashed your dad's car, 793 01:05:19,983 --> 01:05:21,683 and you broke your brother's arm. 794 01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:26,221 Sammy wanted you here. 795 01:05:29,258 --> 01:05:30,525 I know. 796 01:05:32,395 --> 01:05:34,562 It's just good to know that you know. 797 01:05:37,333 --> 01:05:39,267 Plus, I've always wanted to ride in an ambulance. 798 01:06:03,726 --> 01:06:06,261 I'm sorry I fucked up so much. 799 01:06:07,697 --> 01:06:10,198 If you want to bail, this is the time. 800 01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:12,567 We've already followed your dumb ass this far. 801 01:06:12,569 --> 01:06:15,537 Yeah, how much worse can it get? 802 01:06:15,539 --> 01:06:18,139 You should all hate me. 803 01:06:18,141 --> 01:06:20,241 We kind of do. 804 01:06:20,243 --> 01:06:21,977 Yeah, you're a fucking tool. 805 01:06:21,979 --> 01:06:24,045 And a bad brother. 806 01:06:24,047 --> 01:06:26,681 But it all boils down to Sammy. 807 01:06:26,683 --> 01:06:28,984 The kid was an idiot, you know, 808 01:06:28,986 --> 01:06:33,021 telling us what to do, making us bring him things. 809 01:06:34,490 --> 01:06:36,524 The motherfucker basically wrote a list of shit 810 01:06:36,526 --> 01:06:38,660 we had to do even after he fucking died. 811 01:06:38,662 --> 01:06:40,762 We're alive, 812 01:06:40,764 --> 01:06:44,065 even if you almost got us killed, like, a thousand times. 813 01:06:46,002 --> 01:06:47,469 We kind of like you. 814 01:06:49,138 --> 01:06:50,739 Some more than others. 815 01:06:53,242 --> 01:06:55,410 You'd do anything for a dead kid. 816 01:06:57,413 --> 01:06:59,381 I don't know what to say. 817 01:07:00,750 --> 01:07:04,486 For once, shut the fuck up. 818 01:07:31,447 --> 01:07:33,381 It's all locked up. 819 01:07:41,290 --> 01:07:42,657 Buckle up. 820 01:08:16,425 --> 01:08:18,159 I can do it myself. 821 01:08:18,161 --> 01:08:19,694 Way to man up. 822 01:08:26,836 --> 01:08:28,703 Okay, so where are we gonna do this? 823 01:08:29,738 --> 01:08:31,506 50-yard line. 824 01:08:44,887 --> 01:08:46,521 It's wet. 825 01:08:46,523 --> 01:08:49,524 Best seats in the house. 826 01:08:49,526 --> 01:08:52,160 Best seats in the house. 827 01:09:15,684 --> 01:09:17,352 - Whoa! - Lump! 828 01:09:17,354 --> 01:09:19,354 Oh, please. 829 01:09:19,356 --> 01:09:21,322 Come on, Jimmy. Help me! 830 01:09:21,324 --> 01:09:23,224 Help me. Help me. 831 01:09:25,794 --> 01:09:27,428 Oh, I almost got him. 832 01:09:27,430 --> 01:09:29,664 - Jimmy! - Jimmy! 833 01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:32,467 Fuck. Fuck. 834 01:09:38,307 --> 01:09:41,309 Oh. 835 01:09:46,749 --> 01:09:48,416 Oh, my god. 836 01:09:51,820 --> 01:09:53,521 Ohh, ohh. 837 01:09:56,425 --> 01:09:57,792 You're okay. 838 01:09:59,395 --> 01:10:00,929 Ow. Ow. 839 01:10:03,966 --> 01:10:05,466 Close your eyes. 840 01:10:05,468 --> 01:10:07,402 Ahh. 841 01:10:07,404 --> 01:10:09,204 It's okay. 842 01:10:09,206 --> 01:10:11,973 You're good. 843 01:10:11,975 --> 01:10:13,575 Oh, my god. 844 01:10:13,577 --> 01:10:15,710 You're okay. 845 01:10:15,712 --> 01:10:18,780 Quit being such a pussy. 846 01:10:18,782 --> 01:10:20,815 Hey, where's Sammy? 847 01:10:32,828 --> 01:10:36,431 - You okay, little man? - Yeah. 848 01:10:53,716 --> 01:10:56,351 This is it. 849 01:10:56,353 --> 01:10:57,986 This is his place. 850 01:11:00,990 --> 01:11:03,758 Let's grab an arm and a leg. 851 01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:05,460 One... 852 01:11:42,398 --> 01:11:44,332 We have to weigh him down. 853 01:12:20,936 --> 01:12:22,570 You should say it. 854 01:12:25,574 --> 01:12:27,108 Say what? 855 01:12:27,110 --> 01:12:28,776 Something. 856 01:12:28,778 --> 01:12:31,479 Yeah, you brought us this far, man. 857 01:12:35,117 --> 01:12:36,851 Sammy. 858 01:12:42,458 --> 01:12:44,826 Sammy liked his drinks to be like his dick. 859 01:12:46,128 --> 01:12:48,429 Stiff. 860 01:12:48,431 --> 01:12:51,132 He knew the inherent beauty of a naked woman. 861 01:12:53,102 --> 01:12:55,036 Sammy wasn't afraid of anything. 862 01:12:57,005 --> 01:13:02,076 He let me hang out, even though I was younger. 863 01:13:02,078 --> 01:13:03,878 He only spit on me once, 864 01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:08,049 but he never treated me any different. 865 01:13:09,685 --> 01:13:11,619 Sammy was always really good to me. 866 01:13:14,656 --> 01:13:16,791 He always had my back, 867 01:13:19,661 --> 01:13:21,629 and he always kept me laughing, 868 01:13:24,133 --> 01:13:26,467 even when he was at his worst. 869 01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:33,808 Sammy was my brother. 870 01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:38,045 Our brother. 871 01:13:43,719 --> 01:13:47,622 He was here tonight with us 872 01:13:48,724 --> 01:13:50,625 every step of the way. 873 01:13:54,963 --> 01:13:56,898 Now it's time for him to go. 874 01:14:07,075 --> 01:14:09,043 You were my best friend. 875 01:14:13,882 --> 01:14:15,950 I'm so sorry for everything. 876 01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:27,028 Why did you have to die? 877 01:17:16,198 --> 01:17:18,299 How do you guys want to get home? 878 01:17:18,399 --> 01:17:28,399 Download movie subtitles or Load it directly from url on TheSubtitles.net60422

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