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Well, here goes.
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without your love
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you're such a lonely guy
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I try to rise above...
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Wltv rocks.
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Say, has a friend ever
complimented you
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On a letter you've written?
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Has anyone at work ever praised
a report you've turned in?
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I'm alex kellaway,
and I'm here to tell you
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That if you can
write your own name,
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I can make you a success
in the publishing game.
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Life's short, friends.
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Why should other no-talents
get all the breaks?
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You could be
that diamond in the rough,
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That sow's ear just waiting
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To be transformed
into a silk purse.
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Call for an appointment
right now.
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212-555-8010.
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Remember,
if you don't make that call,
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The only one who suffers is you.
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Wltv. Rock all day.
Rock all night.
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Rock all the time.
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Hey, here's the new one
from justine bancroft.
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So, anybody can write, huh?
Well, it may be so.
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But something good?
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Something important?
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Tonight, we get to eat.
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Steak, shrimp and artichokes.
Tonight we get to eat.
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Junk, junk. Gas bill.
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Electric bill. Junk.
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Telephone disconnection. Junk.
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He promised.
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Mr. Guilford's office.
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Put him on.
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May I say who's calling?
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You know who this is,
mrs. Garcia. It's junior harmon.
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Now, put him on the phone.
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Mrs. Garcia:
I'm sorry. Mr. Guilford's
stepped away from his desk.
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May I take a message?
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I know he's there!
He owes me money, damn it!
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Now, look, mrs. Garcia,
I haven't eaten in three days.
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My rent's overdue and they're
about to disconnect my phone.
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That slob of an editor promised
me a check for that assignment
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Over two weeks ago.
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Now, you go get him
and put him on the phone!
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Mrs. Garcia:
There's no need to be insulting.
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Yeah? Well, you just
tell my stomach that.
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Now, you go get
that greasy hack,
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And you put him on the phone
right now!
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Do you understand me?
(line disconnecting)
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Hey. Hello? Hello!
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Miss hardcastle,
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It's that junior harmon again.
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Shall I get rid of him?
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No. I'll do this one.
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Yes?
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Miss hardcastle?
This is jp harmon.
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I met you a few weeks ago at
that 50s poster art exhibit.
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The opening at the
museum of pataphysics.
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I'm a victim of many openings,
mr. Harmon.
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I-I told you about my new novel,
into the void,
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And you seemed very,
very interested.
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I wanted to bring over
the first few chapters.
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Mr. Harmon, I'm swamped
with work at present,
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But if you'll have your
agent call, perhaps we can...
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Miss hardcastle, I can't get
an agent. I can't get an agent
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Till I get a publisher
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And I can't get a publisher
until I get an agent.
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We can only accept submissions
from legitimate representatives.
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I'm sure you can appreciate
our policy.
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Wltv.
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Tired of all the rejection?
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Tired of know-it-alls who can't
appreciate your talent?
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Well, I'm alex kellaway,
and I'm here to tell you
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That you don't even need talent
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To make it
in the publishing game.
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I'm talking to you, you know.
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If you can spell
the word m-o-n-e-y,
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You could be the one
I'm looking for.
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Come on down to my office,
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And we'll check out the future
together.
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You've got nothing to lose.
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See you in an hour
with the filet.
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See you in an hour, julio.
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Okay.
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You're next.
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Button it, pal.
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You can thank me later.
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I can't find the soap!
First the water
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Is hot, and then it's cold.
I used to enjoy
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Taking a bath.
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Rosie, when are those
damn plumbers coming again?
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They just enlarged
that bathtub last week.
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Mr. K, this is jp harmon.
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You can call me
junior, sir.
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Junior?good.
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Good hook for a dust jacket.
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You want to be a writer,
junior harmon?
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I am a writer.
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You want something
to eat, junior?
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No, thanks.
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Well, you've got to eat, my boy.
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Hunger inspiring art
is just a myth
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Created for the no-talent hacks
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To ease the pain of mediocrity.
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Um, mr. Kellaway, I brought you
the first few chapters
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Of my new novel, into the void.
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It's about a young
man's descent
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Into the hells of his
greatest passions:
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An incestuous relationship
with his sister,
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The abandonment
of his alcoholic father,
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And the murder of
his best friend.
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A western?
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A what?
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It just happens,
I need a western this week.
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Look, mr. Kellaway,
I'm a serious writer.
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What I write
comes from right here.
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Well, I'll bet. Better
you should write from here.
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Sit down.
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Let's see if you've
got the goods.
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Ah.
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I want you to take this
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In both hands, like this.
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What the hell is this?
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This measures
your s-rating.
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Well, what about the talent?
What about the writing?
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Ah, well, now, talent is fine.
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If you have a little,
then your ego will profit.
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Otherwise,
only your bank account will.
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well,
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Not bad at all.
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150,000 plus. First year.
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You mean that
thing told you
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That I was going
to make $ 150,000?
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120. I get 20 %.
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But...
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Would you like
some bubbly?
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No, no, no. Thanks.
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Ah, jeez!
Oh! Oh, I'm
terribly sorry.
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You know, I
really am. Here.
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Let's get this
to the cleaner.
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It's the least we can do,
my boy.
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Mr. Kellaway, about my novel...
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Harmon, my boy...
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Have you ever wondered how all
those bestsellers get published?
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Did you ever think
it was talent?
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Or art had anything
to do with it?
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No.
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Magic.
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What?
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Magic!
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Pure and simple.
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Oh, that's
right, my boy.
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That's right.
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Oh, I'm not the only one
practicing it.
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All the good
agents do,
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To one degree
or another.
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But it just happens that
I am very good at what I do.
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Very good.
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I just can't believe
that I'm listening to this.
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Well, I'll prove it to you.
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Anybody owe you money?
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Yeah. Harold guilford.
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Mercenaries of fortune.
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I know that scum well.
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Rosie?
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Get me harry guilford.
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Hello, alex, how are you?
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I was great, harry,
you sniveling cheat,
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Until one of my
new clients told me
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That you still
owe him some money!
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Oh, really?
There must be some mistake.
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you know I always
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Twelve hundred.
Pay my writers, alex.
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Even though some
of these guys...
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Harry, harry, I've
heard it all before.
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A junior harmon here tells
me that you still owe him
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Fifteen hundred bucks
for a trashy article
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That you had him
write a while back.
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How about it?
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I've got integrity, alex.
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I always pay,
even if it's for junk.
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This business isn't
what it used to be.
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The stuff I'm forced to publish,
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It's a wonder I can
put food on the table.
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My daughter needs braces.
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Can you believe 5,000 bucks?
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I knew this would
come in handy again.
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I've got to put out trash
to pay for it, and the wife,
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The baby seal coat
I got her last winter
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Is no good this year.
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She's got to have a new one.
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I mean, she spends more time
on fifth avenue
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Than she does at home.
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The only way
I know I'm married...
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Got a safety pin?
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No.
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The writers, they all think
they're hemingway
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For christ's sake.
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One guy tried to hold me up
for $500.
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What's the matter, harold?
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You sound like
you're in pain.
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It's these damn ulcers.
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I got ulcers from...
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Yes, well, tough times
don't last, so they say.
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But I would suggest
that you get a check
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Over here to the office
this afternoon, harry.
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We wouldn't want
to add migraines
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To those ulcers,
now, would we?
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A rather crude
demonstration,
I must admit.
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But you can rest assured
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That check will be in
my office by 5:00 p.M.
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Now, let's get back
to that western I need.
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You're, uh, 35,
born in new york,
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An only child and never married.
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How did you know that?
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Animal... Sacrifice.
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Huh?
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The good book says here
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That animal sacrifice is
the most appropriate method
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For a writer
of your characteristics.
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The last writer to use
that won a pulitzer.
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Animal sacrifice?
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Now, this is what I call
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Exquisite taste.
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Yeah, it is,
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Isn't it?
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An animal lover!
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You never told me
you loved animals.
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Yeah, well, um,
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I can't help it.
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I just knew you were
a sensitive man.
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Ever since I read
long in the saddle,
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I just knew it.
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Yeah?
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Junior, my boy!
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Hello, alex.
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So, how is she?
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What?
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That editor, uh,
miss, uh, hardcastle.
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How is she?
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How did you know?
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You don't think
she liked long in the saddle
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By accident, do you?
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I goosed the spell a little
while I was at it, though.
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Didn't think you'd mind.
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The combination of siamese
cat and brazilian parrot
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Has wonderfully
erotic side effects.
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As I hope you're discovering.
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Alex, it's 2:00 in the morning.
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Good news, my boy,
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I just sold the movie rights
to this director for $ 100,000.
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Plus five percent.
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100,000?
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I can't believe it.
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I'm gonna need a spy
thriller post haste.
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Set it in the middle east.
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And get me several
steaming women.
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Anything, it doesn't matter.
260
00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,478
Oh, one thing, though.
261
00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:02,240
You're gonna need
a goat for this one.
262
00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,276
Rosie will bring one by
tomorrow.
263
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:19,637
Oh, no!
I don't believe it!
264
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:24,280
He ate my best silk nightgown.
Junior: Shh!
265
00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,032
The one you loved so much.
266
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,551
You're history, pal.
267
00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:30,629
Lamb chops and mutton stew.
268
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,191
Memory in the pit of my stomach!
269
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:35,918
No! No, no, no,
brenda, no.
270
00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:39,431
Brenda, I promise you,
271
00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:40,669
He'll be gone by tomorrow.
272
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,193
Junior,
273
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:43,554
I mean it this time.
274
00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:46,108
We have lived together
for over a year now.
275
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,520
And I love you.
276
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,670
But we live in a zoo!
277
00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:51,637
A godforsaken zoo!
278
00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:54,632
Okay, okay, I know it's hard to
share my affections with others,
279
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,676
But they're my inspiration.
280
00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,432
I've had it.
281
00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,640
Brenda...
282
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:03,598
They help me
with my writing.
283
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,671
You love my writing,
don't you?
284
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,269
Bless you!
285
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:28,960
That's it.
Brenda!
286
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,279
Junior, that's it!
287
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,237
You have a choice.
288
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:35,869
You can have me
or you can have your dogs,
289
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:40,158
Your cats, your myna
birds and your sheep!
290
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,037
That's it!
291
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:53,989
Hey, good-looking.
292
00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:01,358
Thought it was supposed
to be a lamb.
293
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:02,919
It's time to move on
294
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,831
To bigger and better things,
my boy.
295
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,992
The good book says
larger mammals next.
296
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,280
No, alex.
297
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:10,759
I have had it.
298
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,751
I've turned my home into
a menagerie for you,
299
00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:14,159
Just so that in a
moment's notice,
300
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,480
I can be ready for any one
of your crazy schemes.
301
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:19,517
You know, I feel
like lady macbeth.
302
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,989
No matter how hard I rub,
I can't get the blood off.
303
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:25,356
Say, is everything all right
with you and brenda?
304
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,032
You leave her out of this!
305
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:30,669
Junior, you have got
to kill that bear.
306
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,910
We're looking at
a seven-figure advance.
307
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,479
Presold movie rights!
308
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:35,709
No, alex.
309
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,552
Enough is enough!
310
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,437
No more westerns,
no more romantic dribble.
311
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:43,433
No more chasing around the
caribbean with revolutionaries
312
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:44,589
And oversexed women.
313
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:47,240
What are you gonna do
instead, my boy?
314
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:50,392
Earn a little self-respect.
315
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:59,994
You can't eat self-respect,Junior.
316
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,029
Well?
317
00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:09,193
Bring me that tie
you got off junior harmon.
318
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,029
Hi.
319
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,951
What did you get?
320
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,431
Five hundred.
321
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,072
Five hundred?
322
00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,720
Only five hundred?
323
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,597
I paid $ 3,000
for that stereo system.
324
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:37,070
It was the best
I could get, darling.
325
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,434
It's not even enough
326
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:39,873
To pay the damn rent.
327
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:43,157
I brought us home a nice supper.
328
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,629
I can't even place a lousy
300-word short story.
329
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,119
All my stuff comes back unread.
330
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,556
Look, we've both just had
a streak of bad luck.
331
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:51,840
That's all.
332
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,671
Things will get better.
333
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:54,909
They have to.
334
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,319
Yeah...
335
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,436
Do you know that
I haven't even been invited
336
00:17:58,520 --> 00:17:59,714
To an opening in three months?
337
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,200
How are
your headaches?
338
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,068
This will be the last
time I mention it.
339
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,913
But why don't you give
alex kellaway a call?
340
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:18,391
Junior, my boy,
rosie said it was you.
341
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,436
Alex, I... I know
it's been a long time.
342
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,830
Say, uh, I heard
brenda lost her job.
343
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,150
Oh, bad luck, my boy.
344
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:29,440
She never should've published
that collection of your poetry.
345
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:32,796
Nobody reads that idiocy
except the author.
346
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,040
I know this is gonna
sound strange but...
347
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,758
Do you happen to need
a good action adventure?
348
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:38,637
No, not really.
349
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,631
What about a romance
set in the south seas?
350
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,030
Junior, I've been thinking
about you these past few months.
351
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:48,079
I have a feeling that,
uh, into the void
352
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,912
Just might fly.
353
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,399
Alex, are you serious?
354
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,710
Yes, yes.
355
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,189
S-sure I can.
356
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,874
Alex, I have no problem
with going on the road.
357
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,439
None at all.
Of course I'll promote it.
358
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,839
I mean, you just
hand me a ticket
359
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,239
And I'll go on the road
for a year if you want.
360
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:06,630
Alex, this is no bull, right?
361
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,870
Yes, alex, anything.
362
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,474
Another sacrifice?
363
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,989
He's all yours now!
364
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,318
Is he going to help?
365
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,595
Yes.
366
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,911
But I just have to do
367
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,434
One little thing for him first.
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