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Is she really going out
with him?
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The silver jubilee
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marks 25 years
of Her Majesty's reign.
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Oi, watch it!
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I'll fucking kill you!
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Don't come back here,
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you fucking thieving
little git!
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- Fuck off!
- Fucking bastards!
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All right, John?
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All right, boys?
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All right, go, go, go, go!
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Keep fighting
the machine, boys!
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To the Queen!
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- Hip, hip...
- Hooray!
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- Hip, hip...
- Hooray!
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Mum, can I have a word?
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Can you sub me
next week's pocket money?
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- You'll be home by 12:00?
- Yeah.
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A revolution bankrolled
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entirely by Mum's
spare change.
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God save the Queen!
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The fascist regime!
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Get off!
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I fucked your mum!
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I had fun with her afterwards.
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She's a very generous lover.
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Whoa!
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Oi, slow down, mate.
Slow down. Come on.
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I can't believe you
did that. That was so funny.
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Thank you very much.
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When did they start
charging a bleeding pound
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for a punk show in Croydon?
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Shut it, Vic, all right?
We're getting in for free.
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Up here.
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Females await, boys.
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Don't touch my hair.
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Don't touch my hair.
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Please kiss my heart and touch
my mind. Don't touch me there.
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Don't touch my hair.
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Don't touch my fucking hair.
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Oi!
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Fuck you, bitch! Bitch!
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Whoa, punk really is
the greatest thing
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that ever happened
to ugly people, isn't it?
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Fuck you, Jerry.
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Wait till you see Slap.
Wait till you see my boy!
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Oi, get the fuck out of here!
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Come in the front door,
you poofs!
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Oh, boys, this place is
teeming with proper gash.
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Do you not like
that word, Enn?
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Would you prefer "lady bits"
or "front bottom"?
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Fuck off.
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God, those braces are clinging
on for dear life, ain't they?
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I think the one with pink hair
is Shirley from school.
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Yeah, I know her.
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She's Boadicea's
right-hand bitch.
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Go and talk to her then.
Get us into the after party.
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Hey, who's the twat
in the turtleneck?
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Must be another label
sniffing around The Dyschords.
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You know, Boadicea should be
reading our fanzine.
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Yeah, he's right.
She could put us on the map.
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- Get us an intro then.
- I don't want to.
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- Talk to Shirley.
- No. I don't want to.
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You went to school with her.
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- Sod off.
- Aww, are you a virgin?
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- Fuck off!
- Go on!
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The chick is leaving
the nest.
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I was in Despair,
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and now I'm in another band
called Lipstick,
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which was formed
from the remnants of Despair.
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Hiya!
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It's Shirley, right?
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Uh, we went
to school together.
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The name's Spinning Jenny.
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Nice. I'm Enn.
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Uh, we did that show together?
Do you remember?
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Baa Baa Black Sheep?
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I was a bag of wool,
and so were you.
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And we had that duet together.
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Go on, give us
a tune then, "Shirley."
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- Piss off.
- Um...
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I do remember that song
we did though.
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Let's sing it.
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Oh, come on. You start.
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We are bags of wool,
and I love you
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And I'm happy
'cause you love me too
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Don't pay any attention
to that.
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But now I'm a gray sock
and you're a winter's cap
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Forever apart on the same cold
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Chap
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Oi, oi, oi.
Bunch of boob-sniffing fucks!
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Ever get the feeling
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your invitation was lost
in the mail?
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Who could imagine
you lot out here
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- in a shithole like Croydon!
- Fuck off!
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In the world
of quantum mechanics,
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punks are everywhere
at the same time.
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Until, observe.
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Let me welcome you
to the leaders
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of the
Party go Punk revolution!
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The incredible Dyschords!
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With your,
with your vampire
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'Cause I'm your little sex toy
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Your city is torn
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She's singing I love you
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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I had a planned adolescence
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Under duress
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A planned obsolescence
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I'm so depressed
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Yes!
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Fuck off! Fuck off!
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Cradle to the grave
We are told what to do
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I'm bleeding from my tongue
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But my blood's not blue
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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I had a planned adolescence
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Suck him off!
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Stop!
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- Fuck off!
- Piss off!
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Virgin Records!
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- Fuck you, yeah!
- Oh, oh, oh, oh!
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I had a planned adolescence
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Under duress
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- Yeah!
- A planned obsolescence
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I'm so depressed
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A planned adolescence
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Under duress
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A planned obsolescence
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I'm so depressed
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Get off!
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There's your seven-inch.
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You stupid
fucking pillock.
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We had him. We had him!
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And then you had to go
and fuck it up!
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What are you, suicidal?
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- Ahh! You remind me of my mum.
- Good!
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Bo,
I'm the golden goose!
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You haven't laid
the golden egg yet, have you?
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I've had it, Slap!
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- So where's the after party?
- Wadeson Street. And you!
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You are barred!
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I can't bear it
if they sign
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to a major, though.
So wrong.
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Well,
The Clash signed to CBS.
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They're dead to me.
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00:10:01,064 --> 00:10:02,431
I've written an editorial
in the new issue.
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Did you put
my Slits review in?
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Some of it.
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00:10:05,403 --> 00:10:08,137
- What did you take out?
- The epic fucking poetry.
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Oi! Rimbaud was a symbolist.
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00:10:10,575 --> 00:10:13,912
You want to forget the artsy
crap next Tuesday, John mate.
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Where are you going to
take her?
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- Who?
- My impending date.
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When did you get a date?
Who with?
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- Tracey.
- What? Tracey the Slag?
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Tracey the Magnanimous.
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"Now, boys,
you can touch one of them.
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"Left one's bigger..."
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"...right one's nicer!"
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So I was thinking, do I save
up and take her into town?
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The Roxy maybe?
I mean, she's not a punk...
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Nah, some mafia queer
runs the place now.
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Don't know if he'll let you
fuck her in the toilet.
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That is genuinely sad
to take advantage.
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Not as sad as being the guy
at the party
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who ends up in the kitchen,
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talking to someone's mum.
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"Oh, lovely
shade of blue, your balls."
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Yeah, that'll be the shade
of your mum's lipstick, mate.
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- Come on, boys!
- Tonight, all that changes
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at the after party!
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Do you know
where we're going?
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- Yeah, Wadeson Street.
- Which is which way?
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Just down the road
around the corner.
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I trust you implicitly, Vic!
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I absolutely know
where we're going.
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Ugh, again.
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Why don't we go
for a bit of a swing
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in the kids' park instead?
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- Fuck me!
- I'd hurt you, Enn.
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How about this, right?
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Why don't we finish our beers
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and decide
on the Virys run tomorrow.
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Enn?
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Enn?
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What's that music?
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- What music?
- Shh!
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I've almost got it.
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Now I hear it.
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Never doubt me again.
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That music is amazing.
Is it German?
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I feel like
I've heard it before.
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You never heard nothing
before me, mate.
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Shut it. Let's get laid.
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Hello.
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We're friends of Boadicea.
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She manages The Dyschords.
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There is no discord here.
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Right.
What's your name, then?
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Stella.
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That's got to be the prettiest
name I have ever heard.
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It's like a star, isn't it?
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No. Stellas have been stars,
but not all stars are Stellas.
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00:12:38,534 --> 00:12:42,139
Well, you look
like a star, Stella.
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They must be from California.
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Jackpot.
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They fuck anything that moves
in California.
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Yeah, and Croydon
is the sister city to Fresno.
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It's going to be
all right, mate.
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Just corner the one
that looks the loneliest
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and speak
in short admiring sentences.
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Excuse me.
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Hmm.
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Enn.
Enn, mate. Come here.
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So cool.
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Might have a bit of a dance
to that.
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I'm...
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I'm gonna go find the kitchen.
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Hello.
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You look like you could use
some company.
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I'm Enn.
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Short for Henry.
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I'm Wainswain.
It's long for Wain.
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I don't remember you.
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Don't you find it sad
that we never seem
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to recognize each other
on birthdays?
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Weren't you a virus last time?
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- Last time?
- I thought so.
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I'm a Second.
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A second what?
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Second Colony.
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Today
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I manifested imperfectly.
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Again.
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But that is no reflection
on Parent-Teacher Wain.
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That is my own burden.
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My mate John has got
a third nipple,
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and it never held him back
in any way.
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In our culture, he would class
as an abomination.
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I'm...
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Happy birthday, Waldo.
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Happy birthday to you.
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Fourth Colony manifests...
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Individuality!
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Let's be grateful
for our bodies.
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After all,
they're our last ones.
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The iconic London sights,
Big Ben, Westminster Abbey,
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and the private Pleasure Dome
of the Prime Ministers,
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aren't going to happen.
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This whole
Queen's jubilee celebration
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sort of blindsided us
Parent-Teachers
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and the city is booked solid.
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But we've managed
to patch together
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a brand-new itinerary
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of equally
nourishing experiences,
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all within
this deeply authentic
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suburban community of...
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Croydon.
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Zan, what are you
looking forward
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to experiencing in Croydon?
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I've sensed some tension
over our last few stops, Zan.
261
00:18:01,617 --> 00:18:03,954
Do you have something
you want to interjaculate?
262
00:18:05,755 --> 00:18:07,489
Don't hold back, Zan.
263
00:18:07,491 --> 00:18:09,895
- Fourth Colony manifests...
- Individuality!
264
00:18:21,072 --> 00:18:23,072
You constantly use words like
265
00:18:23,074 --> 00:18:25,108
"enrichment"
and "authenticity,"
266
00:18:25,110 --> 00:18:29,081
but we're behaving more like
tourists than travelers.
267
00:18:30,448 --> 00:18:33,685
I mean, perhaps we could
emulate the Stellas
268
00:18:33,687 --> 00:18:35,689
and really participate.
269
00:18:35,956 --> 00:18:38,656
The Stellas have
a different way
270
00:18:38,658 --> 00:18:40,859
of enriching their community.
271
00:18:40,861 --> 00:18:43,965
Well, all we ever seem to do
is observe and consume.
272
00:18:45,099 --> 00:18:46,935
You are what you eat, Zan.
273
00:18:47,602 --> 00:18:49,603
I know I am.
274
00:18:50,138 --> 00:18:51,340
Zan...
275
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,019
Are you shocked?
276
00:19:04,886 --> 00:19:06,488
No, um...
277
00:19:07,155 --> 00:19:10,026
I get it. I'm into punk.
278
00:19:10,427 --> 00:19:11,895
My name is Enn.
279
00:19:12,562 --> 00:19:13,564
Zan.
280
00:19:15,431 --> 00:19:17,633
Tell me more
about yourself, Zan.
281
00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:21,605
Why? We've probably met
a thousand times.
282
00:19:23,173 --> 00:19:24,475
What's punk?
283
00:19:25,175 --> 00:19:28,009
Like the Ramones?
Or the Sex Pistols?
284
00:19:28,011 --> 00:19:29,611
Or the New York Dolls.
285
00:19:29,613 --> 00:19:30,978
Well, some people
don't count the Dolls.
286
00:19:30,980 --> 00:19:32,818
But it's like anarchy.
287
00:19:33,652 --> 00:19:36,122
Now that is punk!
288
00:19:39,758 --> 00:19:41,927
Do more punk to me.
289
00:19:45,731 --> 00:19:47,401
Hmm...
290
00:19:49,902 --> 00:19:53,136
Me and my mates were thinking
of starting a band, actually,
291
00:19:53,138 --> 00:19:55,472
'cause none of us know how to
play anything, which is...
292
00:19:55,474 --> 00:19:58,012
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
293
00:19:59,146 --> 00:20:01,648
Um, you're bleeding.
294
00:20:13,895 --> 00:20:16,632
How do I further access
the punk?
295
00:20:17,932 --> 00:20:20,937
Well, I could take you dancing
at the Roxy.
296
00:20:21,203 --> 00:20:22,705
Rape is playing tomorrow.
297
00:20:23,572 --> 00:20:26,443
Our schedule doesn't allow
for Rape.
298
00:20:27,575 --> 00:20:29,775
Does yours? Are you a Sixth?
299
00:20:29,777 --> 00:20:30,947
What do you mean?
300
00:20:32,681 --> 00:20:34,217
You're a local?
301
00:20:35,185 --> 00:20:37,221
Stella said it was all right.
302
00:20:38,255 --> 00:20:40,858
And only the Stella
knows you're here?
303
00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:52,603
Hey, Stella. You're luminous,
you know that?
304
00:20:54,872 --> 00:20:57,576
I wanna kiss you forever,
305
00:20:58,277 --> 00:21:00,680
but you make me feel shy.
306
00:21:01,979 --> 00:21:05,218
I don't wanna go
too fast, but...
307
00:21:09,021 --> 00:21:10,624
Are you prepared?
308
00:21:11,758 --> 00:21:13,160
Yeah.
309
00:21:13,893 --> 00:21:15,828
Then kneel.
310
00:21:16,128 --> 00:21:17,594
What?
311
00:21:17,596 --> 00:21:19,599
Remove your clothes.
312
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,503
Okay.
313
00:21:26,874 --> 00:21:28,239
How long
have you lot been here?
314
00:21:28,241 --> 00:21:29,674
We arrived this morning.
315
00:21:29,676 --> 00:21:31,044
It's the last stop
on our tour.
316
00:21:31,846 --> 00:21:34,149
What do your people do
on an ordinary day?
317
00:21:42,057 --> 00:21:43,626
Relax.
318
00:21:46,662 --> 00:21:48,064
Breathe.
319
00:21:53,202 --> 00:21:54,938
Close your eyes.
320
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,228
Breathe, Victor.
321
00:22:17,695 --> 00:22:19,060
Breath.
322
00:22:19,062 --> 00:22:22,134
Respire from the orifice.
323
00:22:23,101 --> 00:22:25,804
Saturday's
our fanzine distribution day.
324
00:22:26,839 --> 00:22:31,210
Sunday, we pick tomatoes
over by the sewage pipes.
325
00:22:31,811 --> 00:22:33,878
You see, tomato seeds,
326
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:35,812
they don't break down
in the digestive system,
327
00:22:35,814 --> 00:22:38,352
so they grow wild wherever
there's a leak in the pipes.
328
00:22:38,785 --> 00:22:41,688
We pick them to sell them
for photocopying money.
329
00:22:42,756 --> 00:22:46,260
Dancing, free trade,
duplication,
330
00:22:46,826 --> 00:22:48,960
having no restrictions?
331
00:22:48,962 --> 00:22:50,798
Well, we do what we want.
332
00:22:50,997 --> 00:22:54,001
Release!
333
00:22:55,737 --> 00:22:57,273
Merge!
334
00:22:58,406 --> 00:23:00,140
Let go!
335
00:23:05,413 --> 00:23:07,248
Ascend!
336
00:23:17,727 --> 00:23:19,296
Who the fuck are you?
337
00:23:20,096 --> 00:23:22,099
Who the fuck is he?
338
00:23:23,133 --> 00:23:24,865
Who the fuck are you?
339
00:23:37,048 --> 00:23:38,815
Do you think
I could smell it?
340
00:23:38,817 --> 00:23:40,318
Yeah, pop it off like that.
341
00:23:51,062 --> 00:23:52,431
That's a Level One violation.
342
00:23:53,031 --> 00:23:55,068
Yes, it is, Celia.
343
00:23:58,205 --> 00:23:59,205
Level Two.
344
00:24:01,942 --> 00:24:02,943
She's approaching
a Level Three!
345
00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:05,278
Enn!
346
00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:08,313
Enn, we've all got to
get out of here!
347
00:24:08,315 --> 00:24:09,781
What?
348
00:24:09,783 --> 00:24:11,884
You! I see you!
349
00:24:11,886 --> 00:24:13,789
Stay away from me!
350
00:24:30,304 --> 00:24:33,474
I claim our Colony's right to
unique experience, Waldo!
351
00:24:33,476 --> 00:24:35,176
This is unprecedented.
352
00:24:35,178 --> 00:24:36,979
Oh! You mean it's unique?
353
00:24:40,350 --> 00:24:42,250
Zan, this tone.
354
00:24:44,921 --> 00:24:47,726
John! John! We've got to
get out of here!
355
00:24:47,924 --> 00:24:49,824
Shut the fuck up!
356
00:24:49,826 --> 00:24:51,729
Hurry! Hurry!
357
00:24:52,462 --> 00:24:54,199
Out! Out!
358
00:24:57,469 --> 00:24:59,872
Out! Out!
359
00:25:05,876 --> 00:25:08,946
Lads. Lads, lads.
Lads, lads. Lads.
360
00:25:08,948 --> 00:25:12,882
Lads, that was the future.
361
00:25:12,884 --> 00:25:14,818
What the hell
is wrong with you?
362
00:25:14,820 --> 00:25:16,088
Did you force her
or something?
363
00:25:17,423 --> 00:25:18,892
Fuck you!
364
00:25:19,125 --> 00:25:20,761
What was that for?
365
00:25:21,127 --> 00:25:24,164
Vic. Vic.
Vic, where you going, mate?
366
00:25:24,897 --> 00:25:26,266
- Vic.
- Enn!
367
00:25:26,966 --> 00:25:28,969
Enn. Enn.
368
00:25:29,302 --> 00:25:32,238
I claimed
a unilateral dispensation.
369
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,375
What?
370
00:25:34,041 --> 00:25:35,511
I can come with you.
371
00:25:37,412 --> 00:25:39,045
To the punk.
372
00:25:39,047 --> 00:25:41,383
Oh. Well, everything's closed.
373
00:25:43,050 --> 00:25:44,987
Everything on the island?
374
00:25:46,252 --> 00:25:47,054
The island?
375
00:25:47,056 --> 00:25:49,159
Oh... Well, yeah.
376
00:25:50,158 --> 00:25:51,927
When do you have to be back?
377
00:25:52,461 --> 00:25:54,397
I have 48 hours.
378
00:26:00,003 --> 00:26:01,304
Enn...
379
00:26:01,605 --> 00:26:03,207
What is it?
380
00:26:05,274 --> 00:26:06,944
I feel
381
00:26:08,212 --> 00:26:10,081
this body is dying.
382
00:26:29,368 --> 00:26:32,203
It may yet live.
383
00:29:32,532 --> 00:29:34,269
Are those my shoes?
384
00:29:35,368 --> 00:29:36,737
How did you know?
385
00:29:37,304 --> 00:29:40,141
Because they look exactly
like my shoes.
386
00:29:40,841 --> 00:29:43,278
No, you don't have to.
387
00:30:00,729 --> 00:30:02,864
Did you build this place?
388
00:30:02,866 --> 00:30:05,469
No. My dad built it for me.
389
00:30:07,470 --> 00:30:09,207
I like your ring.
390
00:30:09,707 --> 00:30:11,708
It's the symbol of my Colony.
391
00:30:13,310 --> 00:30:15,547
Are these the symbols
of your Colony?
392
00:30:16,479 --> 00:30:19,285
- Uh...
- The Punk Colony?
393
00:30:20,252 --> 00:30:21,821
I guess some of them.
394
00:30:22,687 --> 00:30:25,658
'Cause our mag's
called Virys, uh,
395
00:30:26,557 --> 00:30:31,498
so I came up with this
cartoon character, Virys Boy,
396
00:30:32,364 --> 00:30:33,866
because he looks a bit punk.
397
00:30:34,901 --> 00:30:37,467
See here, he goes around
398
00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:39,605
and he meets
all these arseholes,
399
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,206
and just
spreads himself everywhere
400
00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:43,641
and infects everyone
401
00:30:43,643 --> 00:30:46,646
to fight fascism
and conformity.
402
00:30:49,482 --> 00:30:51,382
So the solution to conformity
403
00:30:51,384 --> 00:30:54,221
is forced insemination
and cloning?
404
00:30:55,522 --> 00:30:57,192
Oh. Um...
405
00:30:58,259 --> 00:31:01,430
That's... It was meant to be
a metaphor for freedom.
406
00:31:02,396 --> 00:31:05,597
I just think once we're free,
407
00:31:05,599 --> 00:31:06,966
we'll stop doing
what we're told,
408
00:31:06,968 --> 00:31:08,538
which is just consume.
409
00:31:09,672 --> 00:31:12,808
If we don't stop,
we'll eat the fucking world.
410
00:31:14,777 --> 00:31:17,780
There are contradictions
in your metaphor.
411
00:31:18,414 --> 00:31:19,747
Yeah.
412
00:31:19,749 --> 00:31:21,552
But I am moved by it.
413
00:31:22,484 --> 00:31:24,788
- Really?
- Mmm.
414
00:31:26,889 --> 00:31:29,526
Do you know
that in every person's DNA
415
00:31:30,292 --> 00:31:32,795
there's a remnant
of every virus
416
00:31:32,797 --> 00:31:34,696
that has ever infected
a human being
417
00:31:34,698 --> 00:31:37,234
since the birth of man?
418
00:31:37,435 --> 00:31:40,668
I think adapting
to survive viruses
419
00:31:40,670 --> 00:31:45,541
is what eventually turned
bacteria into human beings.
420
00:31:45,543 --> 00:31:46,943
I was a bacterium...
421
00:31:46,945 --> 00:31:48,845
Who knows what we will become
in the future.
422
00:31:48,847 --> 00:31:51,850
- ...but I never met a virus.
- I think viruses will save us.
423
00:32:18,879 --> 00:32:22,951
Wow, your skin
is so soft there.
424
00:32:24,885 --> 00:32:26,552
Your hands are so cold.
425
00:32:26,554 --> 00:32:29,557
Your ears are translucent.
426
00:32:32,694 --> 00:32:36,630
Your penis is small and folded
427
00:32:36,632 --> 00:32:39,369
like the bud
of a tiny pink flower.
428
00:32:42,872 --> 00:32:46,643
Oh, it's losing its structure.
429
00:32:50,012 --> 00:32:51,381
Hmm.
430
00:33:20,946 --> 00:33:24,481
Mum, this is, uh, my friend.
431
00:33:24,483 --> 00:33:26,153
She...
432
00:33:30,022 --> 00:33:32,293
We, um... We actually...
433
00:33:42,102 --> 00:33:44,372
Right. Explanation.
434
00:33:44,673 --> 00:33:45,841
I am Zan.
435
00:33:46,574 --> 00:33:47,575
Zan's American.
436
00:33:48,510 --> 00:33:52,979
Oh! Oh! I nearly went
to Hollywood once.
437
00:33:52,981 --> 00:33:55,815
No, Mum. You actually didn't
nearly go to Hollywood once.
438
00:33:55,817 --> 00:33:58,387
- I was a model.
- A foot model.
439
00:33:58,854 --> 00:34:02,723
There was this audition
for a Diana Dors film.
440
00:34:02,725 --> 00:34:05,458
That film was shot
in Ealing. I looked it up.
441
00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:07,928
They needed to do a close-up
on Diana's foot,
442
00:34:07,930 --> 00:34:09,630
and they called us models in
443
00:34:09,632 --> 00:34:12,870
because Diana had six toes
on the foot in question.
444
00:34:13,070 --> 00:34:16,740
I kept my foot wrapped
in Vaseline for seven days.
445
00:34:17,006 --> 00:34:18,774
And then when
I took the bag off,
446
00:34:18,776 --> 00:34:20,643
my skin was as soft
as a baby's lips.
447
00:34:20,645 --> 00:34:23,879
Mum, Vaseline promotes
hair growth.
448
00:34:23,881 --> 00:34:25,815
Marilyn Monroe
grew a mustache
449
00:34:25,817 --> 00:34:27,449
from using Vaseline.
450
00:34:27,451 --> 00:34:29,618
And she did all right
for herself, didn't she?
451
00:34:29,620 --> 00:34:31,755
If by "all right,"
you mean dead.
452
00:34:31,757 --> 00:34:34,590
Do you ever see me
shaving my feet?
453
00:34:34,592 --> 00:34:36,762
- Thankfully not.
- Right.
454
00:34:38,496 --> 00:34:40,898
Oh! I love this record!
455
00:34:40,900 --> 00:34:43,167
It's not a record,
it's a tape.
456
00:34:46,705 --> 00:34:48,205
And white people
trying to sing
457
00:34:48,207 --> 00:34:50,043
like black people is racist.
458
00:34:50,444 --> 00:34:52,046
I'm not a racialist.
459
00:34:52,779 --> 00:34:55,213
Pancakes! Let's make pancakes.
460
00:34:55,215 --> 00:34:56,815
Americans love pancakes,
don't they?
461
00:34:56,817 --> 00:34:58,918
Come on, love.
You show me how it's done.
462
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,521
You don't have to.
463
00:35:12,167 --> 00:35:14,904
- Come on, Henry.
- No, Mum.
464
00:35:15,803 --> 00:35:17,539
- Come on.
- No!
465
00:35:18,039 --> 00:35:19,739
Come to Mama.
466
00:35:19,741 --> 00:35:21,541
That is not okay.
467
00:35:21,543 --> 00:35:22,945
Grind it.
468
00:35:40,898 --> 00:35:42,166
Stop it.
469
00:35:42,566 --> 00:35:44,170
- What?
- Looking at me.
470
00:35:45,237 --> 00:35:48,103
Looked-at babies
make more successful adults.
471
00:35:48,105 --> 00:35:49,707
That's proven.
472
00:35:54,679 --> 00:35:55,715
She's adorable.
473
00:35:57,249 --> 00:35:59,686
And everyone needs
that special someone.
474
00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:02,088
Everyone, Enn.
475
00:36:02,854 --> 00:36:04,988
What's that supposed to mean?
476
00:36:04,990 --> 00:36:07,995
- Henry, it's just a date.
- Malcolm?
477
00:36:08,194 --> 00:36:10,261
Well, it's
the jubilee tea dance
478
00:36:10,263 --> 00:36:11,795
on Sunday,
and that's all it is.
479
00:36:11,797 --> 00:36:13,230
Mum, he's repugnant.
480
00:36:13,232 --> 00:36:15,734
He was a paratrooper
in Indochina.
481
00:36:15,736 --> 00:36:18,069
He peeled potatoes.
I looked it up.
482
00:36:18,071 --> 00:36:19,305
Your generation
will eventually
483
00:36:19,307 --> 00:36:20,676
be doing nothing
but looking it up.
484
00:36:20,974 --> 00:36:24,744
I'm a woman. With a clitoris.
Look that up.
485
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,014
Malcolm says that my best days
are not behind me.
486
00:36:28,016 --> 00:36:28,950
They've just begun.
487
00:36:29,684 --> 00:36:31,652
You're not England,
for Christ's sake, Mum.
488
00:36:31,654 --> 00:36:33,219
Well,
he's a right lot kinder to me
489
00:36:33,221 --> 00:36:34,888
than your left-wing father
ever was.
490
00:36:34,890 --> 00:36:36,589
Well, he was kind to me!
491
00:36:36,591 --> 00:36:38,024
He left you
when you were nine.
492
00:36:38,026 --> 00:36:40,027
Well, who'd blame him,
with your yammering.
493
00:36:40,029 --> 00:36:41,627
You'll do the same
to someone else one day.
494
00:36:41,629 --> 00:36:43,798
- I'm sure!
- I would never do that!
495
00:36:48,170 --> 00:36:51,039
Oh! Sorry, love,
the door wasn't locked.
496
00:36:51,041 --> 00:36:54,775
It's okay.
It's my first time at this.
497
00:36:54,777 --> 00:36:56,280
It's taking longer
than I expected.
498
00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:58,517
Hmm.
499
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,890
Mum?
500
00:37:09,927 --> 00:37:11,230
Zan.
501
00:37:11,797 --> 00:37:13,032
Waldo.
502
00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:15,065
I agree in principle
503
00:37:15,067 --> 00:37:17,036
that there is no progress
without deviation,
504
00:37:17,869 --> 00:37:21,975
but you have to remember
that you are not just you.
505
00:37:23,209 --> 00:37:25,712
And we are not just us
without you.
506
00:37:26,144 --> 00:37:28,144
I'm nourishing my body
with raw data
507
00:37:28,146 --> 00:37:29,682
to enrich the Eating.
508
00:37:30,350 --> 00:37:32,554
Isn't that the purpose
of this endless tour?
509
00:37:33,786 --> 00:37:35,087
I'm doing it for you.
510
00:37:35,089 --> 00:37:36,958
Oh, this is not about me.
511
00:37:37,290 --> 00:37:40,894
I ate pancakes which
I am currently excreting.
512
00:37:41,962 --> 00:37:44,196
And I danced.
I danced with
513
00:37:44,198 --> 00:37:46,101
the Parent-Teacher
you are riding.
514
00:37:46,834 --> 00:37:49,635
Those are
unique experiences, Waldo.
515
00:37:49,637 --> 00:37:52,674
You've exceeded your
experience quota, young lady.
516
00:37:58,246 --> 00:38:00,216
Ooh. I lost my place.
517
00:38:01,116 --> 00:38:02,685
Oh, yeah.
518
00:38:09,392 --> 00:38:11,728
You just finish up
this one, love.
519
00:38:17,668 --> 00:38:20,004
I can see you, Keyhole Kevin.
520
00:38:21,372 --> 00:38:22,975
Oh, she's a lovely girl.
521
00:38:24,274 --> 00:38:25,977
Let's go!
522
00:39:21,036 --> 00:39:22,772
I like this body.
523
00:39:23,172 --> 00:39:25,005
Is it a good one?
524
00:39:25,007 --> 00:39:26,777
I like yours.
525
00:39:27,043 --> 00:39:29,179
It smells like butter.
526
00:39:30,212 --> 00:39:31,812
Tastes like salt.
527
00:39:31,814 --> 00:39:33,013
What do I smell like?
528
00:40:05,985 --> 00:40:07,754
I like your Parent-Teacher.
529
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:10,990
Who, Mum? She never taught me
a bloody thing.
530
00:40:12,959 --> 00:40:14,395
What about the other one?
531
00:40:15,261 --> 00:40:17,397
The one who made
your tree-temple?
532
00:40:18,265 --> 00:40:20,101
Oh, my dad?
533
00:40:22,135 --> 00:40:25,806
Well, he was
a jazz musician actually.
534
00:40:27,407 --> 00:40:29,141
But he never really
recorded anything
535
00:40:29,143 --> 00:40:30,879
'cause he said that would be
selling out.
536
00:40:31,513 --> 00:40:33,149
Is that punk?
537
00:40:33,482 --> 00:40:36,352
Dad was definitely a punk.
538
00:40:37,252 --> 00:40:38,984
He was someone
who never settled
539
00:40:38,986 --> 00:40:40,355
for the way that things were.
540
00:40:42,558 --> 00:40:44,428
Is that why he left you?
541
00:40:58,107 --> 00:41:02,180
If I was your Parent-Teacher,
I would never leave you.
542
00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,438
- Waldo?
- Yes, Wain?
543
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:00,973
Has it not
occurred to you
544
00:42:00,975 --> 00:42:02,342
if you allow her
this degree of freedom,
545
00:42:02,344 --> 00:42:03,513
she may do more than rebel?
546
00:42:05,547 --> 00:42:06,517
Stop.
547
00:42:14,356 --> 00:42:15,456
That's my fault too?
548
00:42:15,458 --> 00:42:16,460
Who else's?
549
00:42:17,594 --> 00:42:20,261
Well, Stella did approve
interaction with the local.
550
00:42:20,263 --> 00:42:23,100
Limited interaction
is my Colony's prerogative.
551
00:42:23,667 --> 00:42:25,301
It's not my fault
you can't regulate
552
00:42:25,303 --> 00:42:26,504
your own progeny.
553
00:42:27,138 --> 00:42:29,471
You have less than 24 hours
until Exit
554
00:42:29,473 --> 00:42:31,675
to rectify the situation.
555
00:42:31,677 --> 00:42:33,476
And then we eat.
556
00:42:37,548 --> 00:42:39,048
I'm aware
of the schedule.
557
00:42:39,050 --> 00:42:40,983
Then why not eliminate
the problem?
558
00:42:40,985 --> 00:42:43,220
- I could do with an appetizer.
- Oh, come on.
559
00:42:43,222 --> 00:42:44,654
Stella,
eating before Exit
560
00:42:44,656 --> 00:42:47,357
in this manifestation
will be very messy.
561
00:42:47,359 --> 00:42:50,026
I recommend sequestration.
She'll soon come running back.
562
00:42:50,028 --> 00:42:51,361
I really don't...
563
00:42:51,363 --> 00:42:52,395
That's a fair compromise.
564
00:42:52,397 --> 00:42:54,233
All those in favor?
565
00:42:55,569 --> 00:42:56,637
PT First?
566
00:42:59,139 --> 00:43:01,509
Abstention.
Waldo, you're outvoted.
567
00:43:01,708 --> 00:43:03,543
The offspring is shunned.
568
00:43:05,112 --> 00:43:06,180
Shunned.
569
00:43:07,048 --> 00:43:08,250
Shunned?
570
00:43:08,582 --> 00:43:09,918
Shunned.
571
00:43:11,452 --> 00:43:12,987
Shunned.
572
00:43:21,596 --> 00:43:23,197
It was like
choral vocals
573
00:43:23,199 --> 00:43:24,935
over a driving backbeat.
Do you know what I mean?
574
00:43:25,201 --> 00:43:26,467
Eh?
575
00:43:26,469 --> 00:43:28,672
It was metronomic
yet tribal.
576
00:43:30,205 --> 00:43:31,705
There's 12 there.
577
00:43:31,707 --> 00:43:34,142
Like... Did Eno ever
produce any dub-reggae?
578
00:43:34,144 --> 00:43:36,280
- Try Krautrock.
- That's where I am!
579
00:43:40,349 --> 00:43:42,551
Oh, speak of the devil.
580
00:43:42,553 --> 00:43:44,719
That music that was playing
at your party,
581
00:43:44,721 --> 00:43:46,255
is that available on LP?
582
00:43:46,257 --> 00:43:49,027
Oi. What you bringing her
here for?
583
00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:50,962
What's your problem?
584
00:43:51,228 --> 00:43:52,527
Where're your other Americans?
585
00:43:52,529 --> 00:43:54,163
I have no idea.
586
00:43:54,165 --> 00:43:56,970
What, so you've been with him
the whole time?
587
00:43:58,037 --> 00:44:01,474
I slept at his house
and met his mum.
588
00:44:02,740 --> 00:44:05,677
And we engaged in incomplete
sexual activity.
589
00:44:06,244 --> 00:44:08,245
Now I'm looking forward
to experiencing
590
00:44:08,247 --> 00:44:11,082
just an ordinary Saturday
with your Colony.
591
00:44:11,084 --> 00:44:12,817
Well, you butchered
my Slits review,
592
00:44:12,819 --> 00:44:15,053
but otherwise, it looks great.
593
00:44:15,055 --> 00:44:16,654
Thank you, mate.
594
00:44:16,656 --> 00:44:18,824
Right, I need you to
push this issue this time.
595
00:44:18,826 --> 00:44:21,195
Like, I reckon
we can sell the whole run.
596
00:44:42,518 --> 00:44:45,385
So, uh, what do they think of
597
00:44:45,387 --> 00:44:47,257
the Queen's jubilee
in America?
598
00:44:49,659 --> 00:44:51,261
In America?
599
00:44:51,828 --> 00:44:54,830
Um, they're in favor of it.
600
00:44:54,832 --> 00:44:56,167
Really?
601
00:44:57,334 --> 00:44:59,834
The sovereign embodies their
collective consciousness.
602
00:44:59,836 --> 00:45:03,707
They haven't had a sovereign
for, what? 200 years.
603
00:45:05,575 --> 00:45:10,313
Um... Their superior longevity
keeps the memories fresh.
604
00:45:10,315 --> 00:45:12,815
Are you saying
Americans live longer than us?
605
00:45:12,817 --> 00:45:14,416
Absolutely.
606
00:45:14,418 --> 00:45:15,654
Well,
why would that be the case?
607
00:45:17,188 --> 00:45:19,490
Because of
the largely isolated
608
00:45:19,492 --> 00:45:21,528
and vegetarian lives
they lead.
609
00:45:23,128 --> 00:45:25,164
McDonald's is from America.
610
00:45:26,532 --> 00:45:29,468
McDonald's. Yes.
611
00:45:29,869 --> 00:45:33,339
Right. So they're not, like,
all vegetarians, right?
612
00:45:34,174 --> 00:45:36,440
No. Not all.
613
00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:37,678
Only the alpha elite.
614
00:45:38,178 --> 00:45:40,344
Oh? Like the president?
615
00:45:40,346 --> 00:45:43,418
Jimmy Carter's a vegetarian?
I did not know that.
616
00:45:43,684 --> 00:45:45,387
I've already said too much.
617
00:45:46,354 --> 00:45:48,220
Surveillance, repercussions...
618
00:45:48,222 --> 00:45:49,687
What, like the FBI?
619
00:45:49,689 --> 00:45:52,494
Mmm. The FBI, yes.
They would be vulnerable.
620
00:45:54,730 --> 00:45:56,295
I don't wish
to be interrogated
621
00:45:56,297 --> 00:45:57,632
on this matter any further.
622
00:45:57,866 --> 00:46:01,771
So I'm just going to
walk away
623
00:46:02,370 --> 00:46:05,707
and, when I come back,
we won't speak of this again.
624
00:46:15,851 --> 00:46:17,386
What's with the third degree?
625
00:46:17,786 --> 00:46:20,124
She's not normal.
None of them are.
626
00:46:28,933 --> 00:46:30,669
Ready to come home yet?
627
00:46:31,235 --> 00:46:32,804
You're riding a child, Waldo?
628
00:46:34,405 --> 00:46:36,371
You gave me a dispensation.
629
00:46:36,373 --> 00:46:37,940
Zan, your peers are
acting out.
630
00:46:37,942 --> 00:46:39,374
The PTs are angry.
631
00:46:39,376 --> 00:46:40,710
This can't continue.
632
00:46:40,712 --> 00:46:42,148
You're just jealous.
633
00:46:42,414 --> 00:46:44,515
Has it not yet occurred
to you, young Henry,
634
00:46:44,517 --> 00:46:45,915
that these people
could be operating
635
00:46:45,917 --> 00:46:47,486
as some kind of
a high-level cult?
636
00:46:47,954 --> 00:46:50,222
- Exactly.
- The code of silence.
637
00:46:50,555 --> 00:46:53,225
Vegetarianism.
Arcane symbolism.
638
00:46:53,559 --> 00:46:55,563
Shouldn't you be touring
a potato field or something?
639
00:46:55,828 --> 00:46:57,764
Zan, you're being childish.
640
00:46:58,831 --> 00:47:00,799
I've been forbidden
to even talk to you.
641
00:47:00,801 --> 00:47:04,235
I bet they participate
in some bizarre sex rituals.
642
00:47:04,237 --> 00:47:05,438
No.
643
00:47:05,706 --> 00:47:07,640
- How do you know that?
- I just...
644
00:47:07,642 --> 00:47:08,777
I don't see it happening.
645
00:47:09,309 --> 00:47:10,642
Well, it's
a global phenomenon.
646
00:47:10,644 --> 00:47:11,943
What is?
647
00:47:11,945 --> 00:47:14,849
Cults, brainwashing,
suicide pacts.
648
00:47:15,249 --> 00:47:17,283
Do you want me
to Exit without you?
649
00:47:17,285 --> 00:47:19,188
Because I can do it like that.
650
00:47:19,554 --> 00:47:20,723
I don't care what you do!
651
00:47:28,931 --> 00:47:32,269
I only have 22 hours left.
I now wish to see the punk.
652
00:47:32,568 --> 00:47:33,836
All right.
653
00:47:37,740 --> 00:47:39,573
Fucking hell.
654
00:47:43,314 --> 00:47:44,679
What are they saying?
655
00:47:44,681 --> 00:47:46,884
What?
That's where we're going.
656
00:48:00,766 --> 00:48:02,499
What?
657
00:48:02,501 --> 00:48:05,470
That's it.
Give me more, give me more.
658
00:48:16,883 --> 00:48:20,788
Boadicea, meet Enn.
659
00:48:23,590 --> 00:48:26,394
He's got something
very important to tell you.
660
00:48:28,795 --> 00:48:30,365
Hiya.
661
00:48:31,799 --> 00:48:34,470
I hope we're not
interrupting your work.
662
00:48:35,669 --> 00:48:38,673
Uh, I thought you might want
to see our fanzine.
663
00:48:48,384 --> 00:48:50,117
I've seen you
at the gigs, haven't I?
664
00:48:50,119 --> 00:48:51,421
Yeah.
665
00:48:52,688 --> 00:48:57,459
Jumping around, falling over.
Looking like a fucking idiot.
666
00:48:57,461 --> 00:48:58,993
Oh!
667
00:48:58,995 --> 00:49:01,699
What you laughing at?
You're Flash Harry, right?
668
00:49:02,765 --> 00:49:05,503
Shiny on the outside,
gaping hole within.
669
00:49:05,901 --> 00:49:08,971
And this one,
you're a social liability.
670
00:49:08,973 --> 00:49:11,442
Not funny.
671
00:49:23,454 --> 00:49:25,090
Why'd you do that?
672
00:49:26,090 --> 00:49:27,993
Are you
the Parent-Teacher here?
673
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,469
That's me. Come here.
674
00:49:53,887 --> 00:49:56,491
Would you like
to take a look around?
675
00:50:03,631 --> 00:50:05,165
Piss off!
676
00:50:05,167 --> 00:50:06,603
Come on.
677
00:50:08,170 --> 00:50:10,573
You need to control
your girl, Enn.
678
00:50:11,773 --> 00:50:13,541
It sounded
sort of Krautrock-y.
679
00:50:13,543 --> 00:50:14,974
So like Faust?
680
00:50:14,976 --> 00:50:16,209
Similar,
but more intense.
681
00:50:16,211 --> 00:50:18,013
Like Neu?
682
00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:20,582
No, no, no. It was like...
It had choral undertones,
683
00:50:20,584 --> 00:50:22,386
like a million whales
being strangled.
684
00:50:23,153 --> 00:50:24,819
- Pere Ubu?
- Maybe.
685
00:50:24,821 --> 00:50:27,589
All right then. All right.
Wait two minutes,
686
00:50:27,591 --> 00:50:29,825
and I swear I'm gonna find
something for you.
687
00:50:29,827 --> 00:50:31,663
- All right, bless, brother.
- Bless.
688
00:50:33,096 --> 00:50:35,666
Maybe cults don't record
their own music.
689
00:50:36,534 --> 00:50:39,869
Although Charlie Manson had
a couple of boss tunes.
690
00:50:39,871 --> 00:50:42,175
I think she's trying
to leave the cult.
691
00:50:42,740 --> 00:50:45,677
Exit. People exit cults.
692
00:50:45,945 --> 00:50:47,946
Or they're extracted
by a deprogrammer.
693
00:50:48,513 --> 00:50:50,649
What, like kidnapping?
694
00:50:51,950 --> 00:50:53,685
Extraction.
695
00:50:54,821 --> 00:50:56,253
Bo-diss...
696
00:50:56,255 --> 00:50:59,224
No.
Bo-di-cee-a. Boadicea.
697
00:50:59,226 --> 00:51:01,695
- Boadicea.
- That's it.
698
00:51:01,962 --> 00:51:03,895
Haven't you heard of her?
699
00:51:03,897 --> 00:51:05,697
She was the Celtic queen
700
00:51:05,699 --> 00:51:08,069
who ran the Romans
out of London.
701
00:51:09,970 --> 00:51:12,571
The first punk.
702
00:51:12,573 --> 00:51:15,110
The first punk was a she.
703
00:51:17,111 --> 00:51:18,647
What is punk, Boadicea?
704
00:51:22,717 --> 00:51:24,986
It's just the fag end
of the blues, dear.
705
00:51:26,587 --> 00:51:28,255
You know, a year ago,
706
00:51:28,257 --> 00:51:30,026
I had Johnny Rotten
kipping right there.
707
00:51:30,827 --> 00:51:33,160
Next time I saw him,
he didn't even know me,
708
00:51:33,162 --> 00:51:34,598
the fucking Frampton.
709
00:51:34,796 --> 00:51:36,963
Siouxsie Sioux,
Dee Dee Ramone,
710
00:51:36,965 --> 00:51:38,868
Ari Up from The Slits.
711
00:51:39,101 --> 00:51:41,804
I knew all of them in the day.
712
00:51:42,973 --> 00:51:45,610
Which was only
a few months ago really.
713
00:51:45,843 --> 00:51:47,879
Sellouts now, of course.
714
00:51:48,279 --> 00:51:50,078
I worked
with Vivienne Westwood
715
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:53,181
till she fired me for
improving on one of her gowns.
716
00:51:53,183 --> 00:51:56,088
Green is not a good color
on her, let me tell you.
717
00:51:57,688 --> 00:52:00,590
Yeah, they pose as mentors,
but they suck your blood
718
00:52:00,592 --> 00:52:03,496
because they know that
their days are numbered.
719
00:52:05,297 --> 00:52:06,765
Hmm.
720
00:52:08,267 --> 00:52:11,605
Your skin is like milk.
721
00:52:16,741 --> 00:52:19,177
Anyway, the fucking point
is to smash the oppressor,
722
00:52:19,179 --> 00:52:20,878
tell the truth,
be an original,
723
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:23,116
blah, blah, blah...
I'm boring myself now.
724
00:52:23,650 --> 00:52:25,786
"Every breath is an original."
725
00:52:26,052 --> 00:52:27,755
That's a motto
from my group.
726
00:52:28,322 --> 00:52:30,125
What? Are you a singer then?
727
00:52:31,658 --> 00:52:34,028
I've been many things.
728
00:52:34,729 --> 00:52:36,598
I've even been a star.
729
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:40,669
Really?
730
00:52:41,736 --> 00:52:44,874
I once harmonized
with a brown dwarf.
731
00:52:46,875 --> 00:52:49,145
A Brown Dwarf?
732
00:52:53,748 --> 00:52:56,019
Didn't they open
for The Shits?
733
00:53:11,835 --> 00:53:13,170
Fuck off!
734
00:53:16,172 --> 00:53:19,209
Quiet. Quiet down, you cruds.
735
00:53:19,211 --> 00:53:20,613
Shut it!
736
00:53:20,811 --> 00:53:24,113
Tonight, I am delighted
to announce
737
00:53:24,115 --> 00:53:27,850
that The Dyschords will be
welcoming a guest singer.
738
00:53:29,021 --> 00:53:30,855
Who will be also modeling...
739
00:53:30,857 --> 00:53:33,259
- Where's Slap?
- Shut your gaping gob!
740
00:53:33,660 --> 00:53:35,393
He's on probation!
741
00:53:35,395 --> 00:53:37,962
So, tonight,
I introduce to you
742
00:53:37,964 --> 00:53:40,263
the erstwhile frontwoman
743
00:53:40,265 --> 00:53:43,203
for legendary
American cult collective
744
00:53:43,403 --> 00:53:45,671
A Brown Dwarf.
745
00:53:48,675 --> 00:53:52,012
Let's make some noise for
746
00:53:52,412 --> 00:53:54,816
Zandra!
747
00:54:00,388 --> 00:54:02,288
- I don't know any songs.
- You just make it up.
748
00:54:02,290 --> 00:54:04,226
Just sing about something
that you know.
749
00:54:04,959 --> 00:54:06,396
Enough of this hippie shit.
750
00:54:07,262 --> 00:54:08,728
Get up there.
751
00:54:08,730 --> 00:54:11,634
All right. Zandra!
752
00:54:20,443 --> 00:54:23,279
This is, um, this is
the history of my people.
753
00:54:29,051 --> 00:54:34,859
Six is the number
of the Body Celestial
754
00:54:36,793 --> 00:54:37,795
Shut the fuck up.
755
00:54:39,329 --> 00:54:42,669
Six are the holy names
756
00:54:44,769 --> 00:54:46,303
You need to shout it
a bit more.
757
00:54:49,874 --> 00:54:52,945
Six are the Colonies
758
00:54:54,114 --> 00:54:59,019
And six their Parent-Teachers
759
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:03,691
Oi, that's my mic,
you Yankee bitch!
760
00:55:03,889 --> 00:55:05,426
Shut the fuck up, Slap!
761
00:55:06,427 --> 00:55:08,296
She's only a bloody tourist.
762
00:55:09,796 --> 00:55:13,233
I am not a tourist!
763
00:55:16,903 --> 00:55:21,310
They suckled us
Like babes in a crèche
764
00:55:25,513 --> 00:55:27,849
Until Eating Time
765
00:55:29,518 --> 00:55:32,820
Where they tear our flesh
766
00:55:32,822 --> 00:55:36,823
They ate us alive
like the Titans ate the gods
767
00:55:36,825 --> 00:55:41,095
They ate us alive
like the punks ate the mods
768
00:55:41,097 --> 00:55:43,935
Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy!
769
00:55:44,401 --> 00:55:47,872
Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy!
770
00:55:48,805 --> 00:55:52,175
Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy!
771
00:55:53,109 --> 00:55:58,046
Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy!
772
00:55:58,048 --> 00:55:59,514
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!
773
00:56:05,857 --> 00:56:07,894
They took
their children's flesh
774
00:56:08,127 --> 00:56:09,429
Come on, you pricks!
775
00:56:09,828 --> 00:56:11,964
And wore it as a robe
776
00:56:13,098 --> 00:56:14,433
Abducted my body
777
00:56:16,901 --> 00:56:19,906
And fucked me with a probe
778
00:56:21,507 --> 00:56:23,977
Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy
779
00:56:24,411 --> 00:56:27,281
Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy
780
00:56:27,581 --> 00:56:28,916
I love it! I love it!
781
00:56:29,181 --> 00:56:31,919
Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy
782
00:56:32,419 --> 00:56:35,923
Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy
783
00:56:36,591 --> 00:56:40,060
The Sun grips the Earth
Takes a bite
784
00:56:40,428 --> 00:56:43,099
Spits the Moon into the sky
785
00:56:44,132 --> 00:56:46,333
We sink our teeth
into the ground
786
00:56:46,335 --> 00:56:48,067
And suck it dry
787
00:56:48,069 --> 00:56:51,540
Shit the world
a fat goodbye
788
00:56:52,574 --> 00:56:56,480
But man can't live
by man alone
789
00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:59,448
The fate of a cannibal people
790
00:57:00,515 --> 00:57:04,187
Is one of tooth and bone
791
00:57:05,220 --> 00:57:08,091
Tooth and bone
792
00:57:08,558 --> 00:57:10,324
Eat me, Mummy, Mummy
793
00:57:10,326 --> 00:57:12,060
Eat me, Daddy, Daddy
794
00:57:12,062 --> 00:57:14,161
Eat me, Mummy, Mummy
Eat me, Daddy, Daddy
795
00:57:35,988 --> 00:57:38,991
Tooth and bone
796
00:57:39,524 --> 00:57:44,865
Please, God,
don't leave me alone
797
00:57:45,532 --> 00:57:46,634
Hey
798
00:57:47,266 --> 00:57:48,368
Ha
799
00:57:49,001 --> 00:57:50,070
La
800
00:57:51,405 --> 00:57:55,540
I'm here
I see you
801
00:57:55,542 --> 00:58:01,415
Let me inside
I'll never leave you
802
00:58:01,616 --> 00:58:02,584
Hey
803
00:58:03,151 --> 00:58:04,383
Ha
804
00:58:04,385 --> 00:58:06,021
La
805
00:58:07,489 --> 00:58:09,659
Let me be your virus
Let me be your virus
806
00:58:10,159 --> 00:58:14,631
Let me be your virus
Let me be your virus
807
00:58:38,255 --> 00:58:40,558
And in the end
808
00:58:41,458 --> 00:58:44,696
The love you take
809
00:58:45,430 --> 00:58:49,068
Is equal to
810
00:58:49,401 --> 00:58:52,068
The love, the love,
the love, the love
811
00:58:52,070 --> 00:58:54,005
The love, the love,
the love, the love
812
00:58:54,007 --> 00:58:59,346
You ate
813
00:59:35,784 --> 00:59:37,119
Yes!
814
00:59:38,554 --> 00:59:40,389
Move back! Move back!
Everyone, move back.
815
00:59:41,257 --> 00:59:42,326
Go back there.
816
00:59:42,625 --> 00:59:45,328
This is a moment!
817
00:59:45,529 --> 00:59:48,132
I made this happen!
818
00:59:49,131 --> 00:59:52,132
Get Vivienne on the phone!
Get her on the phone now!
819
00:59:57,074 --> 00:59:58,743
- Did you see what I saw?
- Yes!
820
00:59:59,409 --> 01:00:01,744
Somebody must've dosed us.
821
01:00:20,433 --> 01:00:22,233
How did we know what to sing?
822
01:00:22,235 --> 01:00:24,134
Something mad
about an Eating Time.
823
01:00:24,136 --> 01:00:26,436
But that's real.
That's the end of our journey.
824
01:00:26,438 --> 01:00:28,574
- How did you know about that?
- I don't know.
825
01:00:28,775 --> 01:00:31,146
What do you mean
by "the end of our journey"?
826
01:00:32,445 --> 01:00:35,315
Tomorrow we Exit, which is
followed by the Eating.
827
01:00:36,383 --> 01:00:38,253
What is the Eating?
828
01:00:39,186 --> 01:00:40,785
The Parent-Teachers
eat their children.
829
01:00:40,787 --> 01:00:42,522
I don't know,
it's supposed to feel good.
830
01:00:42,524 --> 01:00:44,592
It's how
we sustain the species.
831
01:00:46,328 --> 01:00:47,527
What?
832
01:00:51,165 --> 01:00:52,667
Stay here!
833
01:00:53,335 --> 01:00:54,538
Don't move!
834
01:00:59,809 --> 01:01:00,776
John!
835
01:01:01,644 --> 01:01:03,346
I think they're planning
a mass suicide.
836
01:01:03,679 --> 01:01:06,915
Amazing.
The time is now, comrade.
837
01:01:06,917 --> 01:01:08,486
Do what must be done.
838
01:01:09,453 --> 01:01:11,322
John,
I found some Krautrock.
839
01:01:17,161 --> 01:01:18,593
Do you hear that?
840
01:01:18,595 --> 01:01:19,162
This was what
I was talking to you about!
841
01:02:05,781 --> 01:02:08,514
That was amazing, Zan.
842
01:02:08,516 --> 01:02:10,650
Where did you learn that song?
843
01:02:10,652 --> 01:02:12,485
Something happened to you
on that stage.
844
01:02:12,487 --> 01:02:14,820
Something that has
never happened before.
845
01:02:14,822 --> 01:02:16,422
Does Waldo know you're here?
846
01:02:16,424 --> 01:02:18,593
You've been shunned.
847
01:02:18,595 --> 01:02:19,993
What does that mean?
848
01:02:19,995 --> 01:02:21,729
Zan, what you sang
about the Eating,
849
01:02:21,731 --> 01:02:23,830
you made it sound frightening.
850
01:02:23,832 --> 01:02:25,168
Wainswain!
851
01:02:25,834 --> 01:02:27,334
Multiple violations!
852
01:02:35,980 --> 01:02:40,251
Unauthorized
manual permeation?
853
01:02:44,456 --> 01:02:47,258
Bad Stellas.
854
01:02:51,262 --> 01:02:55,434
Oh, the things I'm going
to do to you for this.
855
01:02:56,736 --> 01:02:58,902
You're in extreme danger
of being left behind.
856
01:02:58,904 --> 01:03:00,440
We have to leave now.
857
01:03:00,873 --> 01:03:02,576
I feel alive.
858
01:03:03,341 --> 01:03:04,544
I feel opened.
859
01:03:05,579 --> 01:03:06,546
Zan.
860
01:03:07,713 --> 01:03:09,282
- Get away from her!
- Leave him alone!
861
01:03:10,284 --> 01:03:13,287
Everyone just
leave everyone alone!
862
01:03:55,065 --> 01:03:56,634
Ugh!
863
01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:09,282
Enn?
864
01:04:10,414 --> 01:04:11,483
Enn.
865
01:04:15,019 --> 01:04:16,421
Enn!
866
01:04:36,110 --> 01:04:38,979
Congratulations are in order,
my dear.
867
01:04:42,716 --> 01:04:44,852
You are with child.
868
01:05:23,427 --> 01:05:24,429
Fuck!
869
01:06:05,039 --> 01:06:06,773
She's a menace.
870
01:06:06,775 --> 01:06:08,875
I move
for the immediate eradication
871
01:06:08,877 --> 01:06:10,009
of the deviant child.
872
01:06:10,011 --> 01:06:10,878
- No!
- I call a vote.
873
01:06:11,645 --> 01:06:13,081
We don't have
a quorum to vote.
874
01:06:13,815 --> 01:06:15,083
Where is Stella?
875
01:06:16,016 --> 01:06:19,088
- Welcome, Stella.
- Thank you, Stella.
876
01:06:21,090 --> 01:06:23,959
You know, Daddy
doesn't get out very much.
877
01:06:24,494 --> 01:06:26,963
Only for special occasions.
878
01:06:27,162 --> 01:06:29,931
Stella, you know
there are consequences
879
01:06:29,933 --> 01:06:33,235
when you interact with locals
without permission
880
01:06:33,237 --> 01:06:36,270
and it can't wait
until after Exit.
881
01:06:36,272 --> 01:06:38,975
Will it feel like
the supernova manifestation?
882
01:06:39,842 --> 01:06:42,845
Stella, will you
do the honors?
883
01:06:42,847 --> 01:06:44,850
Certainly, Stella.
884
01:06:58,730 --> 01:07:01,031
Isn't that the most beautiful
thing you've ever seen?
885
01:07:01,033 --> 01:07:02,833
Come.
886
01:07:02,835 --> 01:07:04,301
Come, my pretty.
887
01:07:04,303 --> 01:07:06,574
In you go.
888
01:07:07,673 --> 01:07:08,708
No...
889
01:07:09,008 --> 01:07:11,242
No, I...
890
01:07:11,244 --> 01:07:12,876
I don't wanna go.
891
01:07:12,878 --> 01:07:15,313
No! No!
892
01:07:26,761 --> 01:07:27,762
Enn!
893
01:08:07,771 --> 01:08:09,574
The Kronos Syndrome.
894
01:08:11,108 --> 01:08:12,110
Who?
895
01:08:12,309 --> 01:08:14,343
Cannibal incest, comrades.
896
01:08:14,345 --> 01:08:16,312
This is a higher level
of cult.
897
01:08:16,314 --> 01:08:17,848
We need to get
the authorities involved.
898
01:08:17,850 --> 01:08:19,849
No. It'll be a bloodbath.
899
01:08:19,851 --> 01:08:21,117
Fine by me.
900
01:08:21,119 --> 01:08:22,886
Kill em all.
Let Satan sort 'em out.
901
01:08:22,888 --> 01:08:24,854
Look, I don't know happened
to you in there, Vic,
902
01:08:24,856 --> 01:08:27,793
but if they took your balls
too, you can leave now.
903
01:08:30,863 --> 01:08:32,262
I've got my balls.
904
01:08:32,264 --> 01:08:33,832
How did you find out
all this info again?
905
01:08:33,834 --> 01:08:36,200
I saw it through
their fucking window!
906
01:08:36,202 --> 01:08:38,305
Now, are you lot with me?
907
01:08:38,772 --> 01:08:40,073
Yeah, course we are, Enn.
908
01:08:42,076 --> 01:08:43,178
Yeah, mate.
909
01:08:43,411 --> 01:08:44,613
Right.
910
01:08:46,113 --> 01:08:47,315
We'll need backup.
911
01:08:49,817 --> 01:08:51,185
It's not a joke.
912
01:08:51,419 --> 01:08:54,121
She's part of an American
cannibalistic cult.
913
01:08:54,123 --> 01:08:57,223
They eat their young.
914
01:08:57,225 --> 01:09:01,260
Enn, all species
eat their young.
915
01:09:01,262 --> 01:09:02,996
Boadicea, I need your help.
916
01:09:02,998 --> 01:09:04,697
- Fuck off.
- I can't do this...
917
01:09:04,699 --> 01:09:05,902
Come here. Come here.
918
01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:13,811
Your skin...
919
01:09:14,143 --> 01:09:17,882
Yes, your skin is like cheese.
920
01:09:18,281 --> 01:09:20,284
Like a fine Stilton.
921
01:09:21,785 --> 01:09:24,052
- What, do I repel you?
- No, but...
922
01:09:24,054 --> 01:09:26,454
When I was your age,
I was pretty.
923
01:09:26,456 --> 01:09:29,225
- Zan needs your help, and I...
- Let me tell you something.
924
01:09:29,227 --> 01:09:34,099
I have had 12 abortions
and nothing to show for it.
925
01:09:34,465 --> 01:09:37,933
How did I end up
in this fucking Croydon
926
01:09:37,935 --> 01:09:39,869
at the fag-end
of my fertility!
927
01:09:39,871 --> 01:09:43,007
But you're the closest thing
to a mum that Zan's ever had.
928
01:09:43,009 --> 01:09:44,677
You chose her.
929
01:09:47,046 --> 01:09:48,682
She was chosen.
930
01:10:32,929 --> 01:10:34,998
It's hard
to be a parent.
931
01:10:37,166 --> 01:10:40,136
You must relinquish
all other attachments.
932
01:10:40,370 --> 01:10:43,074
You will raise them,
teach them,
933
01:10:44,908 --> 01:10:46,711
and then you will let them go.
934
01:10:48,945 --> 01:10:50,880
I wish to stay.
935
01:10:50,882 --> 01:10:53,886
I'm not sure
they could be born here.
936
01:10:55,020 --> 01:10:56,955
We are made
of different stuff.
937
01:10:58,824 --> 01:11:02,762
Zan, listen carefully.
938
01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:05,031
Our people are dying.
939
01:11:06,299 --> 01:11:10,838
We give birth to fewer
and fewer each cycle.
940
01:11:11,571 --> 01:11:15,273
But your children are a sign
941
01:11:15,275 --> 01:11:17,879
that there's a different way
for our people.
942
01:11:20,413 --> 01:11:22,247
What way?
943
01:11:22,249 --> 01:11:24,283
I have a plan.
We must play along
944
01:11:24,285 --> 01:11:26,121
until I can implement it.
945
01:11:32,127 --> 01:11:33,062
Yes?
946
01:11:33,528 --> 01:11:35,027
Asbestos check.
947
01:11:35,029 --> 01:11:36,498
The hidden killer
in your home.
948
01:11:38,399 --> 01:11:39,933
This is not our home.
949
01:11:39,935 --> 01:11:42,303
Mandatory check.
Government regulations.
950
01:11:42,305 --> 01:11:43,507
Won't take a minute.
951
01:11:46,475 --> 01:11:48,309
Do you have identification?
952
01:11:48,311 --> 01:11:49,846
Certainly.
953
01:11:53,416 --> 01:11:54,185
We're in!
954
01:12:05,229 --> 01:12:06,494
Perimeter breach!
955
01:12:33,392 --> 01:12:34,959
Onward!
956
01:12:37,931 --> 01:12:39,496
- Let's split up.
- Oh, I don't know...
957
01:12:39,498 --> 01:12:41,000
No. We'll find her
faster that way.
958
01:12:41,002 --> 01:12:42,971
- Shout if you see her.
- Fuck.
959
01:12:47,008 --> 01:12:48,940
- What the fuck?
- Keep looking.
960
01:12:48,942 --> 01:12:49,945
Oh, shit.
961
01:12:50,177 --> 01:12:51,409
- Any luck?
- Nothing.
962
01:12:51,411 --> 01:12:53,415
- No. Can't find her.
- Bollocks.
963
01:12:56,018 --> 01:12:57,449
Oh, shit!
964
01:13:09,999 --> 01:13:11,265
Zan!
965
01:13:11,267 --> 01:13:12,566
- You must stay quiet.
- Zan!
966
01:13:12,568 --> 01:13:13,904
If they find us,
they will kill us all.
967
01:13:14,536 --> 01:13:16,203
Enn would never
let that happen.
968
01:13:21,412 --> 01:13:23,445
Good thing
you can just swallow us up.
969
01:13:23,447 --> 01:13:25,981
You sprang from our loins.
970
01:13:25,983 --> 01:13:28,549
We are England!
971
01:13:40,030 --> 01:13:43,136
Oi, them's the ones
what stole my arse-cherry!
972
01:13:43,636 --> 01:13:45,301
I was saving that.
973
01:13:45,303 --> 01:13:46,940
Oh, really?
974
01:13:50,041 --> 01:13:51,277
Victor.
975
01:13:52,044 --> 01:13:54,079
We've been
waiting for you.
976
01:14:44,235 --> 01:14:45,503
Gotcha.
977
01:14:51,075 --> 01:14:53,212
What, you cannot be ridden?
978
01:14:54,513 --> 01:14:57,249
I gave that up ages ago, dear.
979
01:14:58,383 --> 01:15:00,685
Herpes and sprogs.
980
01:15:01,252 --> 01:15:02,752
- Sprogs?
- Kids.
981
01:15:04,355 --> 01:15:06,726
Sex is over.
Haven't you heard?
982
01:15:08,060 --> 01:15:09,628
Tear it all down.
983
01:15:11,396 --> 01:15:13,500
Evolve or die, love.
984
01:15:15,234 --> 01:15:19,240
Evolve or die.
985
01:15:29,284 --> 01:15:30,686
It's been a long day.
986
01:15:31,486 --> 01:15:32,688
Drink?
987
01:15:38,358 --> 01:15:39,660
If I could do something
with you,
988
01:15:44,433 --> 01:15:46,536
you might have a future.
989
01:15:48,103 --> 01:15:49,570
Tea break!
990
01:15:53,175 --> 01:15:55,245
Fucking fancy, comrades.
991
01:15:55,845 --> 01:15:58,281
The outcome
of this assault is in doubt.
992
01:15:58,814 --> 01:16:02,383
Zan must be dealt with,
without delay.
993
01:16:02,385 --> 01:16:03,651
Come, my dear.
994
01:16:03,653 --> 01:16:05,123
You will harm
no child of mine.
995
01:16:06,123 --> 01:16:08,426
You're not permitted
to touch me.
996
01:16:09,292 --> 01:16:10,658
I created you.
997
01:16:10,660 --> 01:16:12,831
Well, you curated us really.
998
01:16:13,463 --> 01:16:16,735
And now I will save us all.
999
01:16:21,740 --> 01:16:24,477
Fourth Colony manifests...
1000
01:16:24,709 --> 01:16:26,712
Individuality!
1001
01:16:31,884 --> 01:16:33,286
Zan!
1002
01:16:35,687 --> 01:16:37,288
We feast...
1003
01:16:37,290 --> 01:16:40,662
We feast
a lot on children.
1004
01:16:41,495 --> 01:16:43,661
And it fills me up...
1005
01:16:43,663 --> 01:16:45,897
It fills me up
good and proper,
1006
01:16:45,899 --> 01:16:47,701
but then
I get lonely after that.
1007
01:16:47,902 --> 01:16:49,601
What's going on?
1008
01:16:49,603 --> 01:16:52,571
I feel deeply, deep hole,
deep hole inside...
1009
01:16:52,573 --> 01:16:54,339
What's going on?
1010
01:16:54,341 --> 01:16:55,441
What is going on?
1011
01:16:55,443 --> 01:16:56,579
Where the hell is Zan?
1012
01:16:56,912 --> 01:16:59,344
I don't know.
Uh, try through there.
1013
01:16:59,346 --> 01:17:00,648
Try through there.
1014
01:17:01,382 --> 01:17:02,550
Whoa!
1015
01:17:06,189 --> 01:17:07,356
Zan!
1016
01:17:07,623 --> 01:17:08,625
Enn!
1017
01:17:10,359 --> 01:17:12,495
I call
a General Synod.
1018
01:17:13,930 --> 01:17:16,800
I have that right,
once an eon.
1019
01:17:21,638 --> 01:17:24,208
Prepare for Wide-Radius
Counterruption.
1020
01:17:37,755 --> 01:17:38,757
Ugh.
1021
01:17:51,703 --> 01:17:53,438
Waldo? You dare call a Synod.
1022
01:17:53,440 --> 01:17:56,407
Oh, Wain, why do you
always have to shout?
1023
01:17:56,409 --> 01:17:57,875
PT, you are compromised.
1024
01:17:57,877 --> 01:18:00,745
Ooh. Level One Violation!
1025
01:18:02,983 --> 01:18:05,453
PT First, the humans
are neutralized. I recomm...
1026
01:18:08,455 --> 01:18:09,857
I told you he was different.
1027
01:18:11,726 --> 01:18:12,858
I'm an artist.
1028
01:18:12,860 --> 01:18:14,025
Brothers and sisters, I move
1029
01:18:14,027 --> 01:18:15,827
to amend
the Celestial Charter.
1030
01:18:15,829 --> 01:18:18,534
I propose
the elimination of the Eating.
1031
01:18:20,835 --> 01:18:22,269
Don't be ridiculous!
1032
01:18:22,271 --> 01:18:23,703
The Eating
is what keeps us alive.
1033
01:18:23,705 --> 01:18:25,372
What about the children?
1034
01:18:25,374 --> 01:18:26,739
Their experiences
will go to waste.
1035
01:18:26,741 --> 01:18:28,776
They will live out
their natural cycles
1036
01:18:28,778 --> 01:18:30,945
nourished by
their own experiences.
1037
01:18:30,947 --> 01:18:32,879
What, and they all
get to breed?
1038
01:18:32,881 --> 01:18:34,749
Where does it end?
Factionalism?
1039
01:18:34,751 --> 01:18:36,417
War? Environmental collapse?
1040
01:18:36,419 --> 01:18:38,555
The answer is yes.
1041
01:18:39,755 --> 01:18:43,491
Each of your peoples
met apocalypse.
1042
01:18:43,493 --> 01:18:45,229
Have you forgotten?
1043
01:18:47,363 --> 01:18:48,796
Each of you were convinced
1044
01:18:48,798 --> 01:18:51,465
you were the only species
in the universe.
1045
01:18:51,467 --> 01:18:53,568
Maddened
by the arrogance of solitude,
1046
01:18:53,570 --> 01:18:55,837
you gorged
on your worlds' resources.
1047
01:18:55,839 --> 01:18:59,776
You grew fat
as your planets shriveled.
1048
01:18:59,778 --> 01:19:01,379
You eat when you're lonely.
1049
01:19:02,981 --> 01:19:05,352
And now, our numbers dwindle,
1050
01:19:05,851 --> 01:19:07,518
for holy attrition
1051
01:19:07,520 --> 01:19:09,723
was always at the secret heart
of my design.
1052
01:19:10,923 --> 01:19:12,855
We shall diminish.
1053
01:19:12,857 --> 01:19:18,562
And we shall do it with grace
and compassion.
1054
01:19:18,564 --> 01:19:20,597
The parents
will consume the children,
1055
01:19:20,599 --> 01:19:22,902
and then
I will consume the parents,
1056
01:19:23,402 --> 01:19:25,637
until at last
1057
01:19:25,639 --> 01:19:27,775
I, alone,
will turn upon myself
1058
01:19:28,775 --> 01:19:30,479
and eat.
1059
01:19:31,479 --> 01:19:34,516
No more knowledge
in the meat to distract us.
1060
01:19:34,948 --> 01:19:38,353
Only the freedom of silence.
1061
01:19:39,052 --> 01:19:45,962
And the universe breathes
a sigh of perfect relief.
1062
01:19:47,562 --> 01:19:49,032
Bollocks!
1063
01:19:50,099 --> 01:19:52,399
I don't know what the bloody
hell you're on about
1064
01:19:52,401 --> 01:19:54,868
with your Swedish
suicide complex,
1065
01:19:54,870 --> 01:19:57,404
but you can't just come
down here and insult us.
1066
01:19:57,406 --> 01:19:58,605
- Silence!
- Now we may have
1067
01:19:58,607 --> 01:19:59,940
cocked this planet up royally,
1068
01:19:59,942 --> 01:20:02,609
but at least
we're fucking alive.
1069
01:20:02,611 --> 01:20:05,446
We like to eat, we like
to shit, we like to dance.
1070
01:20:05,448 --> 01:20:06,718
We like to fall in love.
1071
01:20:07,084 --> 01:20:10,118
And we try and fix
what our parents fucked up.
1072
01:20:10,120 --> 01:20:11,986
But you!
1073
01:20:11,988 --> 01:20:14,455
What kind of parents are you?
1074
01:20:14,457 --> 01:20:17,093
I mean, even the most pathetic
poser of a punk,
1075
01:20:17,095 --> 01:20:18,828
who'll end his days wanking
1076
01:20:18,830 --> 01:20:20,864
on the wall
of his padded tree house,
1077
01:20:20,866 --> 01:20:22,132
at least he had a dad
1078
01:20:22,134 --> 01:20:23,900
who'd rather
leave him in a ditch
1079
01:20:23,902 --> 01:20:26,605
than stick around
and eat him alive!
1080
01:20:32,744 --> 01:20:34,178
Enough of this.
1081
01:20:34,180 --> 01:20:37,080
Let us proceed
to the gratuitous vote.
1082
01:20:37,082 --> 01:20:39,818
All those in favor
of retaining the Eating?
1083
01:20:43,690 --> 01:20:44,524
Bob?
1084
01:20:46,427 --> 01:20:48,492
I vote to abolish.
1085
01:20:48,494 --> 01:20:50,429
- Predictable.
- Fuck you, Wain.
1086
01:20:50,431 --> 01:20:51,729
Fuck you for millennia.
1087
01:20:51,731 --> 01:20:53,601
- Stella?
- What?
1088
01:20:53,901 --> 01:20:56,704
Do you vote
to retain the sacred ritual?
1089
01:21:02,477 --> 01:21:03,943
Yeah, what the hell.
1090
01:21:03,945 --> 01:21:06,716
The little shits
taste staler every cycle.
1091
01:21:08,884 --> 01:21:10,019
I vote to abolish.
1092
01:21:12,188 --> 01:21:13,990
Evolve or die.
1093
01:21:14,189 --> 01:21:16,857
That is nonetheless
a deadlock.
1094
01:21:16,859 --> 01:21:19,063
- No change is possible.
- There is one more vote.
1095
01:21:21,631 --> 01:21:24,866
Zan is a mother
with children growing within.
1096
01:21:24,868 --> 01:21:27,035
That qualifies her
as a Parent-Teacher.
1097
01:21:27,037 --> 01:21:29,839
She is entitled
to full voting powers.
1098
01:21:29,841 --> 01:21:32,910
Uh-uh. Contamination
is not conception.
1099
01:21:33,543 --> 01:21:35,777
PT First,
I beg you to adjudicate.
1100
01:21:35,779 --> 01:21:37,548
You're pregnant?
1101
01:21:37,949 --> 01:21:40,186
- PT First.
- But...
1102
01:21:41,820 --> 01:21:43,688
They're ours.
1103
01:21:44,956 --> 01:21:46,825
Waldo's logic is sound.
1104
01:21:47,226 --> 01:21:50,096
Zan's would be
the deciding vote.
1105
01:21:50,628 --> 01:21:53,833
But to cast her vote,
she must give birth.
1106
01:21:54,233 --> 01:21:57,070
To give birth, she must Exit.
1107
01:21:57,937 --> 01:22:02,038
Her brood cannot be born
in this manifestation.
1108
01:22:02,040 --> 01:22:07,612
Zan, your decision is between
this world and our own.
1109
01:22:07,614 --> 01:22:10,852
But if you Exit,
you cannot return.
1110
01:22:12,118 --> 01:22:13,921
You must choose.
1111
01:22:27,868 --> 01:22:28,939
Stop her!
1112
01:22:30,573 --> 01:22:31,872
Stop him!
1113
01:22:31,874 --> 01:22:33,143
Get off me!
1114
01:22:33,875 --> 01:22:35,579
- PT First...
- Shut up, Wain.
1115
01:22:35,878 --> 01:22:37,010
Zan will either become
1116
01:22:37,012 --> 01:22:39,149
a Parent-Teacher
or she will not.
1117
01:22:39,582 --> 01:22:40,985
Release him.
1118
01:22:44,288 --> 01:22:47,491
We Exit in three hours.
1119
01:22:47,891 --> 01:22:49,759
Make your preparations.
1120
01:22:52,596 --> 01:22:54,864
John!
1121
01:22:54,866 --> 01:22:56,899
John!
1122
01:22:56,901 --> 01:22:59,571
John, mate! John! John!
1123
01:23:06,845 --> 01:23:08,181
Zan!
1124
01:24:28,834 --> 01:24:30,804
It's a good world.
1125
01:24:34,874 --> 01:24:38,144
I thought it would be bigger,
1126
01:24:39,010 --> 01:24:41,282
and cleaner,
1127
01:24:43,215 --> 01:24:46,853
and more colorful somehow.
1128
01:24:51,358 --> 01:24:55,163
But still... It's a jewel.
1129
01:24:57,164 --> 01:24:58,734
Then stay.
1130
01:25:04,038 --> 01:25:06,108
I could be their father.
1131
01:25:08,877 --> 01:25:10,413
I could.
1132
01:25:12,114 --> 01:25:14,717
I don't think that
they could be born here.
1133
01:25:21,790 --> 01:25:24,828
My brothers
and sisters will die,
1134
01:25:25,328 --> 01:25:27,798
and I can stop it.
1135
01:25:29,433 --> 01:25:32,070
Maybe I can stop it forever.
1136
01:25:50,421 --> 01:25:57,264
Spirit, mind, voice,
will, sex, strength.
1137
01:25:57,797 --> 01:25:59,900
- Six colonies...
- Seven.
1138
01:26:01,501 --> 01:26:03,235
Is that my ring?
1139
01:26:11,378 --> 01:26:13,114
It's the heart.
1140
01:26:14,515 --> 01:26:16,250
The interchange.
1141
01:26:17,785 --> 01:26:19,821
The way in and the way out
1142
01:26:21,089 --> 01:26:23,258
to what is beyond.
1143
01:26:26,393 --> 01:26:27,964
Love.
1144
01:26:33,935 --> 01:26:35,839
I can hear them.
1145
01:26:38,541 --> 01:26:41,145
Our children are singing.
1146
01:26:44,014 --> 01:26:45,983
Don't go.
1147
01:28:00,562 --> 01:28:03,299
No! What are you doing?
1148
01:28:05,568 --> 01:28:07,071
No, no, no...
1149
01:28:31,963 --> 01:28:34,234
I love you.
1150
01:28:42,074 --> 01:28:43,142
No!
1151
01:28:57,023 --> 01:28:58,293
No!
1152
01:28:59,694 --> 01:29:01,428
No, no, no!
1153
01:30:42,504 --> 01:30:43,773
So, Enn.
1154
01:30:44,374 --> 01:30:46,343
What do you think
happened to your lady?
1155
01:30:48,343 --> 01:30:50,646
She must've gone on
with the others.
1156
01:30:54,117 --> 01:30:56,153
They didn't even say goodbye.
1157
01:31:00,291 --> 01:31:02,127
She'll be all right, mate.
1158
01:31:02,692 --> 01:31:04,429
She's a tough one.
1159
01:31:06,430 --> 01:31:10,165
Well, look,
let us not forget the day.
1160
01:31:10,167 --> 01:31:11,800
- What?
- Tonight, I take
1161
01:31:11,802 --> 01:31:14,103
Tracey the Magnanimous
to the pictures.
1162
01:31:14,105 --> 01:31:15,673
So I'm turning to you now,
1163
01:31:15,675 --> 01:31:18,442
as you're both men
of fashion and adventure.
1164
01:31:18,444 --> 01:31:20,147
Lay it on me.
1165
01:31:25,685 --> 01:31:28,456
You got to forget everything
you think you know.
1166
01:31:32,392 --> 01:31:34,559
Just accept that
you are nothing
1167
01:31:34,561 --> 01:31:37,465
but a worthless initiate
at her altar.
1168
01:31:39,567 --> 01:31:41,537
That's how you build trust.
1169
01:31:43,737 --> 01:31:45,073
Right.
1170
01:31:49,344 --> 01:31:50,779
No great secret.
1171
01:31:51,746 --> 01:31:54,514
Just remember
that you're you
1172
01:31:54,516 --> 01:31:56,717
and she's her.
1173
01:31:56,719 --> 01:31:58,822
And together,
1174
01:32:00,221 --> 01:32:03,358
that'll be
another thing.
1175
01:32:07,329 --> 01:32:09,766
Fat lot of good
yous pair were.
1176
01:32:14,570 --> 01:32:16,475
It's all right, mate.
1177
01:32:22,646 --> 01:32:24,513
All right then.
1178
01:32:24,515 --> 01:32:26,618
Ride on, you rotter.
1179
01:33:51,577 --> 01:33:53,309
- Hiya.
- Hi.
1180
01:33:53,311 --> 01:33:54,577
- How's it going?
- Very well, thank you.
1181
01:33:54,579 --> 01:33:56,312
Thanks so much
for coming out.
1182
01:33:56,314 --> 01:33:58,814
- I adore your work.
- Thank you very much.
1183
01:33:58,816 --> 01:34:00,651
- What's your name?
- Emily.
1184
01:34:00,653 --> 01:34:03,621
- Where have you come from?
- Um, East Sussex.
1185
01:34:03,623 --> 01:34:05,422
Thanks for making
that journey.
1186
01:34:05,424 --> 01:34:07,591
Lovely to meet you.
1187
01:34:07,593 --> 01:34:09,926
- Thank you, Tom, keep writing.
- Thank you.
1188
01:34:09,928 --> 01:34:12,630
Cheers. See you later.
See you guys.
1189
01:34:12,632 --> 01:34:14,866
Hello, how are you?
1190
01:34:14,868 --> 01:34:16,435
Very well, thank you.
1191
01:34:16,437 --> 01:34:18,804
- What's your name?
- It's for all of us.
1192
01:34:18,806 --> 01:34:20,605
We can
only afford one copy.
1193
01:34:20,607 --> 01:34:22,409
We've just moved here.
1194
01:34:23,044 --> 01:34:25,743
Okay, well, I can
make it out to all of you.
1195
01:34:25,745 --> 01:34:26,944
What are your names.
1196
01:34:26,946 --> 01:34:28,584
Siouxsie. With an "X."
1197
01:34:30,384 --> 01:34:32,621
Dee Dee.
1198
01:34:33,354 --> 01:34:34,624
Ari Up.
1199
01:34:38,059 --> 01:34:39,261
Jonesy.
1200
01:34:44,533 --> 01:34:46,269
Enn.
1201
01:34:54,912 --> 01:34:56,881
She thought
we should travel alone.
1202
01:34:57,347 --> 01:34:59,350
We think we'd like to stay.
1203
01:35:00,083 --> 01:35:01,952
We want to start a band.
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