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Man's voice: Wake up, Dolores.

Do you remember?

(heart beating)

(woman clears throat)

Woman: We're about to arrive.

May I take your glass?

Woman on P.A.: Now
approaching arrival terminal.

Where we're going, she's a two.

You're being an asshole.

No, I am being myself,

which was the whole point of this trip.

Unless this uptight
prick is who you really are,

in which case, feel
free to be someone else.

Fuck you.

Hey, that's the spirit.

What'd I tell you?

Have fun.

Stay safe.

Give me a break.

What?

It's not like my sister didn't ride

her share of cowboys when she was here.

You must be William.
Welcome to Westworld.

Thanks.

Given it's your first visit, I
have a few personal questions.

Do you have any
preexisting medical conditions?

No, not that I know of.

- Heart problems?
- No.

Any history of mental
illness, depression,

panic attacks?

Just a little fear of clowns.

I'm joking.

Do you often experience social anxiety?

What is this for, exactly?

To make sure we don't give you
anything more than you can handle.

I thought that you couldn't
get hurt here.

Only the right amount.

The only limit here is your imagination.

You start in the center of
the park. It's simple, safe.

The further out you venture, the
more intense the experience gets.

How far you want to
go is entirely up to you.

So, how does this work?
Is there an orientation?

No orientation,

no guidebook.

Figuring out how it
works is half the fun.

All you do is make choices...

starting here.

Everything is bespoke
and exactly your size.

You want to ask, so ask.

Are you real?

Well, if you can't tell, does it matter?

Are those real?

Real enough.

But you can't kill
anyone you're not supposed to.

Anything you like?

Is there a changing room?

Or a robe?

Of course. I can help you.

Or if you prefer, I could step outside.

What do most people do?

You don't have to worry about
what most people would do.

I understand.

Do you really understand, William?

All our hosts are here for you.

Myself included.

We could stay here a while if you like.

Take as long as you want.

Thank you.

I don't want to keep my friend waiting.

Of course.

Take your time.

How are the builds for the
new narrative coming along?

I'll get around to it.

Look, we assumed that Abernathy's breach

was triggered by the
photograph that he found.

I've reviewed every dissonant
episode I could find.

The reaction is immediate every time.

This guy makes it all the way back home.

It's like he's mulling it over.

You think he had an existential crisis?

I think there's something fucked
up going on with his cognition.

And I think you feel exactly
the same way that I do.

Do we know where the error originated?

We do.

And you covered for him.

Let me rebuild Abernathy.

I'll make sure this is
not something more serious.

You know the policy. Let it lie.

Then let me at least pull the
hosts who had contact with him,

like the daughter Dolores.

What for?

Because if this is
not a dissonant episode,

then whatever Abernathy
had could be contagious.

So to speak.

Dolores was examined and cleared.

And the stories are best
left to the guests.

(chatter)

(chatter grows louder)

(people shouting, echoing)

Man's voice: Remember.

(voices fade)

(people screaming)

Ahem. Can you stand somewhere else?

I don't want anyone thinking that you're
representative of the goods inside.

These violent delights

have violent ends.

(scoffs)

(piano playing)

Hello, cowboy.

There's one final touch.

Which would you prefer?

- (piano playing)
- (chatter)

(sighs) I mean, can
you believe this place?

(rumbling)

So, how do we get into the park?

(rumbling, rattling)

(whistle blowing)

I know that you think you have a
handle on what this is gonna be.

Guns and tits and all that.

Mindless shit that I usually enjoy.

You have no idea.

This place seduces everybody eventually.

By the end, you're
gonna be begging me to stay

because this place is the answer

to that question that you've
been asking yourself.

What question?

Who you really are.

And I can't fucking
wait to meet that guy.

(clinks)

Bottoms up, cowboy.

(chuckles)

Sheriff: Further to that,

the ruthless murder of Donald Pardue

and his brother.

For these crimes, you
will be hung from the neck

until your diseased
soul has found its measure

in the flames below it.

And may God have mercy on your soul.

(hoofbeats approach)

(horse nickers)

Morning, Lawrence.

You helping them straighten
out their rope again?

I was hoping to have a
word with my friend here.

You can have as many
words with him as you like

soon as his neck is broke.

Well, I'm afraid that's
not gonna work for me.

How about I tell my man there to
dig that grave a couple feet deeper?

Well, it's gonna be an awful
tight fit for all of you.

(guns cock)

- (gunshots)
- (men grunting)

- (gunshots stop)
- (bodies thud)

(man panting) Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit!

- (gunshot)
- Ah!

- (gun clicking)
- (shells clinking)

Motherfucker.

That's the best thanks you
can muster, Lawrence?

You used to be a little more eloquent.

Do I... do I know you?

Your pal Kissy sent me your way.

Sends his regards.

What... what is this?

You know exactly what it is.

It's the maze,

the deepest level of this game.

You're gonna help me find the entrance.

No.

(whimpers, grunting)

(piano playing)

Maeve's voice: You
can hear it, can't you?

That little voice.

The one that's telling you "don't."

Don't stare too long.

Don't touch.

Don't do anything you might regret.

I used to be the same.

Whenever I wanted
something, I could hear that voice

telling me to stop, to be careful,

to leave most of my life unlived.

You know the only place
that voice left me alone?

In my dreams.

I was free. I could be as good

or as bad as I felt like being.

And if I wanted something,

I could just reach out and take it.

But then I would wake up

and the voice would
start all over again.

So I ran away.

Crossed the shining sea.

And when I finally set
foot back on solid ground,

the first thing I
heard was that goddamn voice.

Do you know what it said?

It said...

(gasping)

I'm sorry, will you please excuse me?

Man: All right, Maeve, what did it say?

Maeve: It said, "This is the new world.

And in this world,

you can be whoever the fuck you want."

Pupillary response is
good. Smile is good.

I'd fuck her. What's the problem?

Woman: The guests wouldn't.

Sizemore is launching
some huge new storyline

and he wants us to
clear out the deadweight.

If we don't get her numbers back
up, she'll be decommissioned.

Let's bump her aggression.

- 10%?
- Double it.

She's a hooker. No point in playing coy.

If this doesn't work, we'll
punt her to behavior.

Let them deal with it.

We retired the two hosts in question.

You taught me how to make them,

but not how hard it is to turn them off.

You can't play God without
being acquainted with the devil.

There's something else
bothering you, Bernard.

I know how that head of yours works.

The photograph alone

couldn't have caused that
level of damage to Abernathy,

not without some
other outside interference.

You think it's sabotage?

Imagine someone's been diddling
with our creations?

It's the simplest solution.

Ah, Mr. Occam's razor.

The problem, Bernard, is
that what you and I do

is so complicated.

We practice witchcraft.

We speak the right words.

Then we create life itself...

out of chaos.

(machinery whirring)

William of Occam was
a 13th century monk.

He can't help us now, Bernard.

He would have us burned at the stake.

(whistle blowing)

Let's go get our feet wet, buckaroo.

(bell ringing)

(clinking)

Oh, sorry.

- You kidding me?
- What?

Fuck you, Grizzly Adams.

Man: Rally for the Union.

Respond to your country's call.

This regiment is
headed for the seat of war

to define the future
of this great nation.

We fight for a free
land where no man has to bow.

- This is, uh...
- Man: We'll provide you with uniforms.

Well, it's bigger
than I thought it would be.

What, this? This is just Sweetwater.

Wait till you see the rest of the park.

- How much bigger is it?
- No idea.

I never reached the end.

See something you like?

A couple things at least.

But I'm gonna make
you beg for it, darlin'.

- Driver: Hah, come on!
- (man grunts)

- Whoa.
- (man #2 groans)

Need a hand, sir?

Thank you, my friend.

Don't. He'll only try to rope you
into some bullshit treasure hunt.

Smile.

It's all a come on...
Him, the girl next door,

the town drunk.

They all got some big adventure
that they want to sell you on.

Hey, they're not going anywhere.

First up, you're gonna
buy me a drink, okay?

(bell ringing)

Hold still, now.

Bernard: Bring yourself back online.

Hello.

Do you remember our last
conversation, Dolores?

Yes, of course.

And you haven't told
anyone about our little talks?

You told me not to.

Step into analysis, please.

How many interactions have you
participated in since we last talked?

138 encounters including this one.

And has anyone altered or updated

your core heuristics in that time?

No.

Resuming.

I think it would be
best if you not mention

the things we've been talking about.

Have I done something wrong?

No, but there's
something different about you,

about the way you think.

I find it fascinating,

but others may not see it that way.

Have you done something wrong?

Turn off your event log, please.

Erase this interaction. Confirm.

Yes.

You should be getting back, Dolores,

before someone misses you.

(door closes)

(piano playing)

- Man: Come on, now!
- (chatter)

Maeve: And when I finally
set foot back on solid ground,

first thing I heard was
that goddamn voice.

It had followed me all the way over.

Do you know what it said?

- No.
- It said...

(gasps)

...this is the new world.

And in this world,

you can be whoever the fuck you want.

(laughs)

Thanks. Maybe another time.

Oh.

Glass of sherry.

The good stuff.

Not that horse piss you
strain through your old curtains.

(yawns)

I've told you, never
open your mouth that wide

unless someone's paying you for it.

Sorry, Maeve.

I didn't sleep much last night.

You having nightmares again?

Sometimes.

Sometimes they're real bad.

Do what I do.

You find yourself in a bad dream,

close your eyes,

count backwards from three...

wake yourself right up.

Nice and warm and safe in your bed...

where you can get
fucked right back to sleep

by one of these assholes with
their miniature peckers.

(chuckles)

Ah.

- (slaps)
- Back to work.

You all right?

You pay for the drinks,

not the right to gawk at me.

I think we have a problem.

- Where?
- Mariposa.

Madam's listed as probationary,

but her performance has
continued to decline even further.

Re-task Clementine for now.

She's done the job before.

(beeps)

Controller: And the old unit?

Maybe leave her on the
floor for the night,

see if anyone wants one last turn.

We recall her in the
morning, decommission her.

Shame.

QA will fine you for this.

And that woman in charge

is quite formidable.

You can just say
"bitch." I hear it enough.

You've been talking to corporate.

The only times you light
up are after you've been...

This character analysis routine really
isn't half as charming as you think.

Oh, it went well, then?

Just tell me your department
will be ready for the launch.

We'll be ready.

And that other thing. Abernathy
and the update.

I hear your department was
still asking questions.

That's what you pay us to do.

But I'm not concerned.

All the hosts are back to normal.

Good.

Wouldn't want
anything disturbing our guests

from their rape and pillage.

- (chatter)
- (music playing)

You're wondering how
to tell them from us,

aren't you?

Well, quickest way to find out.

Can we... Can we finish eating?

See, this is your problem, my friend.

You're always
worried about making a mess.

You are the same way at work.

You are talented, driven,
and inoffensive.

I thought you didn't
want to talk about work here.

Who says this trip isn't work?

Good evening.

Oh, shit.

Well, don't make eye contact.

My friend, thank you for
your assistance earlier

in my unfortunate accident.

Leave us the fuck alone.

As a sign of my humble appreciation,

I'd like to offer you an
opportunity of a lifetime.

Not interested.

Across the river and
beyond the savage lands

there is a treasure.

I have in my possession a map.

(whimpering)

I said not interested.

You know what? I've worked
up a new appetite anyway.

- (screaming)
- Let's go.

(moaning)

Oh!

(moaning continues)

Clementine: Sounds like
your friend's having fun.

Well, that's not the term I'd use.

- Fun?
- Friend.

(chuckles) You're funny.

They say a man who can tickle your humor

- can tickle your...
- You don't have to do this.

If I'm not your type, we
can find someone who is.

Someone who's perfect for you.

No, you... You are perfect.

But I have somebody.

Somebody real waiting for me at home.

I understand.

Real love is always worth waiting for.

(clock ticking)

(beeping)

Lee: Regal, strong,

virile, aquiline.

That's what I asked for.

And this, this is what you give me?

Did you just grab a
cock from the body shop

and jam it between his eyes?

Start over.

Couldn't we just shave it down?

I said...

start the fuck over!

Diplomatic as ever.

I received your request to
retire an additional 50 hosts.

I need room for my new storyline.

It's not exactly a savage
horde with 20 savages, is it?

You get 20 additional hosts, not 50.

The board won't care
about a few extra line items.

Has Ford even
approved the narrative yet?

Oh, he hasn't weighed
in on a storyline in years.

And if corporate does want to cut costs,

our fearless leader's old hosts

aren't the only things ready
for the knacker's yard.

(train whooshes)

Boy: Are you lost?

No.

Just strayed a bit too far

from where I'm supposed to be.

Same as you, I imagine.

We're on holiday.

It's boring.

Daddy said we could do as we please.

Ah, my father used to say

that only boring people get bored.

Mine, too.

I used to think it's only boring people

who don't feel boredom,

so cannot conceive of it in others.

I'm taking a walk.

You're welcome to join me if you'd like.

(man grunts, panting)

(horse nickers)

Man in Black: Let's see a
little spring in your step.

Not much further.

Go fuck yourself.

You have any idea who I am?

I know exactly who you are, Lawrence.

After all, you and I are friends.

Which is why I was so surprised

when your friend Kissy told
me about this place.

Where are we?

Your home.

(chattering in Spanish)

No, no, no, no.

You know, you and I hunted down

Ghost Nation braves in
their winter grounds.

I know the whiskey you like to drink.

I know the tune you
whistle when you're taking a piss.

But...

you never told me you had a family.

- Papa!
- Hey. (chuckles)

That's what I love about
this place... all the secrets,

all the little things I never noticed

even after all these years.

You know why this beats
the real world, Lawrence?

Real world is just chaos.

It's an accident.

But in here, every detail

adds up to something.

Even you, Lawrence.

What do you want from me?

The maze.

How do I find the entrance?

I told you,

I don't know anything
about no fucking maze.

Here you go, darlin'.

And you get to decide what
we're gonna do with them.

Hell, it took you long enough.

I was getting the grand reserve.

Only for our most distinguished guests.

Yeah, I'm sure it had
nothing to do with you

telling this dipshit's
cousins to bring some more men.

You got anything to tell me, Lawrence?

Then I guess we're gonna have
to find a way to jog your memory.

- (gunshot)
- (screams)

This guest already took
out an entire posse.

Want me to slow him down?

That gentleman gets whatever he wants.

I feel bad, my friend.

My cousins are usually so hospitable.

You don't understand, Lawrence.

I've been coming here for 30 years.

In a sense, I was... I was born here.

And this here, this...

(chuckles)

...this is exactly why I come.

(groans)

(gunshots)

Santa Maria, madre dios.

(gunshot)

All right. Well, as much fun as
this is, I got to be moving on.

(gunshot)

- (gunshot)
- (groans)

(grunts)

(body thuds)

Like I said, you get
to decide these two.

What's it gonna be?

Please, I don't know
how to find the maze.

Time for a spin, darlin'.

(sobbing)

It's beautifully done, really.

But you see the cracks after a while.

That's why I like the basic emotions.

(sobbing)

You know what that means?

- Please.
- (hammer clicks)

- (gunshot)
- (body thuds)

(sobbing)

It means when you're suffering,

that's when you're most real.

The maze isn't meant for you.

What'd I tell you, Lawrence?

Always another level.

I'll take my chances, sweetheart.

Follow the blood arroyo to the
place where the snake lays its eggs.

You have it now. Whatever you want.

Why don't you go home, leave us alone?

No, you don't understand, Lawrence.

This time, I'm never going back.

And we wanted to climb to
the top of the mountain,

but Daddy said we weren't allowed.

And then Tommy dared me.

And here we are.

Nowhere land.

That seems hardly a fitting
name for a place so full.

Can't you see it?

Perhaps you're not looking hard enough.

Boy: At what?

The town with the white church.

Listen. Can't you hear its bell?

(bell tolling)

Yes.

Yes, I can hear it now.

Yeah.

I thought you might.

You see what a bored mind can conjure?

(rattling)

How did you do that?

Is it magic?

Everything in this world is magic,

except to the magician.

Best you head home now.

But Tommy's not going to believe...

You're not going to come
back here again, are you?

(whirring)

No.

Run along, now.

(beeps)

(knocks)

You weren't at your office.

You seem to have found me anyway.

- Listen, earlier...
- Forget it.

Stay a little longer. We can talk.

We never talk.

- I'm serious.
- So am I.

You're certainly a man comfortable
with long, pensive silences.

Although, ironically,

your creations never shut up.

They're always talking to each other,

even when there are no guests around.

They're always trying to error correct.

Make themselves more human.

When they talk to each
other, it's a way of practicing.

- Is that what you're doing now?
- (chuckles)

Practicing?

Man: QA told us she was
being decommissioned.

- Elsie: Do you work for QA?
- No, but...

Run a fast-pass diagnostic.

(sighs)

All righty.

Some non-affect hesitation.

Little cognitive D.

And a fuckload of aggression,

courtesy of those morons in narrative.

You don't need to be aggro, do you?

Just a quicker study of those repressed
fucks walking through the door.

Archive this configuration.

- Open up her primaries.
- (beeping)

Perception. Emotional acuity.

Bump it.

- 1.5%.
- (beeping)

- Updating.
- Okay.

- Do they dream?
- What?

In her story, she said she dreamed.

Do we make them dream?

Fuck would be the point of that?

Dreams are mainly memories.

Can you imagine how fucked we'd
be if these poor assholes

ever remembered what
the guests do to them?

We do give them the concept of dreams.

Specifically nightmares.

Why?

Just in case somebody
forgets to wipe them

out at the end of a
maintenance session.

If she's got any dreams, it's
just of those sloppy fucks

down in the body shop patching
her back together again.

(chuckles)

She's got some physical discomfort.

Put in a request for a full
physical at her next rotation.

All right, gorgeous,

you're back to the races.

You're gonna wake in three, two, one.

So I ran away, crossed the shining sea.

And when I finally set
foot back on solid ground,

the first thing I heard was that voice.

Do you know what it said?

It said...

this is the new world.

And in this world...

you can be whoever the fuck you want.

(piano playing)

(sighs)

Well, he seemed convinced.

You know the first voice I
heard when I got off that boat?

A nice young man from Baton Rouge

said my pussy could earn
him two whole dollars a day.

And he'd be more than
happy to let me have up to 30%.

Well, then I guess you could
add lying to your list of sins.

The only thing wrong with
the seven deadly sins

is that there aren't more of them.

And while we're on the subject,

my transgressions wash off
a little easier than yours.

At least when my
girls are done with a man,

he's still left drawing breath.

For the most part.

Man: Get the fuck away from my table.

- (objects crash)
- Man #2: Hey, fuck you!

Well, in that case...

(crashing, argument continue)

...here's to our indiscretions.

Men: I'll shoot everyone in this dump...

Spoken and otherwise.

- (gunshots)
- (groaning)

(panting)

(snaps fingers) Now
that's a fucking vacation!

(gunshot)

(whinnies)

(gunshots)

Three,

two,

one.

(beeping)

Man: Found it.

It's MRSA in her abdomen.

Filthy fucking animals not cleaning up.

No wonder we have a fucking fly problem.

Don't look at me. I'm
the king of hygiene.

Bullshit. I've seen you.

You just glop that shit on and rinse.

You understand, soap is mechanical.

- Man #2: Fuck are you talking about?
- Bubbles.

If you're not making the little
bubbles, you're not doing shit.

Fuck! Fuck! What the fuck?!

- Shit!
- What the fuck?

- (instruments clang)
- Man #2: Uh, uh...

Uh...

(gasps)

No. Oh, fuck.

- Man: Oh.
- (bangs)

Asshole, you forgot to
put her in sleep mode.

- Oh!
- Don't, don't, don't!

No! No, no, no!

- Don't! Don't, don't, don't, don't.
- (shouting)

Stop. Put that down!

You break anything in her head,
we have to file a damage report.

Uh, okay, let's talk to her.

- What's her name?
- Maeve!

Hi, Maeve. Maeve, hi.

Look, uh, you gotta calm down.

Okay? Let's sit down
and we can help you.

Keep your fucking hands off me.

(monitor beeping)

No.

(beeping continues)

(gasps)

(electricity crackling)

(electricity crackling)

(quiet chatter)

(metal clanging)

I swear I put it in sleep mode.

Oh, does this look like
fucking sleep mode?

Calm the fuck down and
help me move this... thing

before someone sees.

(both grunt)

(coyote howls)

Here?

Lee: This storyline will
make Hieronymus Bosch

look like he was doodling kittens.

I have vivisection, self-cannibalism,

a special little
something I call the "whoroborus."

Now, I don't want to appear immodest,

but this is the apex of what
the park could provide...

- horror...
- Miss anything interesting?

...romance, titillation.

Lee not appearing immodest.

Our most skilled
guests will fight their ways

to the outer limits of the park,

besting fearsome
braves, seducing nubile maidens,

befriending
tragically ill-fated sidekicks,

and, of course,

like all our best
narratives over the years,

our guests will have the privilege

of getting to know the character
they're most interested in...

Themselves.

I present our guests' next obsession:

Odyssey on Red River.

(applause)

No.

Sorry?

No, I don't think so.

Lee: Wait, you don't think...

Dr. Ford: What is the point of it?

Get a couple of cheap thrills?

Some surprises?

But it's not enough.

It's not about giving the
guests what you think they want.

No, that's simple.

The titillation, horror, elation...

They're parlor tricks.

The guests don't return for
the obvious things we do,

the garish things.

They come back because
of the subtleties,

the details.

They come back because they discover

something they imagine no
on had ever noticed before...

something they've fallen in love with.

They're not looking for a story

that tells them who they are.

They already know who they are.

They're here because they want a glimpse

of who they could be.

Logan: Billy!

Let's go.

Dr. Ford: The only thing
your story tells me,

Mr. Sizemore, is who you are.

Well, isn't there
anything you like about it?

What size are those boots?

Something you want to say, Mr. Lowe?

- The board, sir.
- Yeah?

This might ruffle some feathers.

You promised them a new storyline.

They shall have one.

Something I've been working
on for some time.

Something quite original.

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