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This Subtitle Create By Swagath77
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What?
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You slept with him.
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I'm pretty sure he never
even cleared high school.
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Ohh, I see...
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So now one needs
a degree to screw you.
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"Elders have always said, Munni."
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"Showing off is wrong, Munni."
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"Be careful,
you'll set the stage on fire."
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I haven't had sex in a year.
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Oh, God.
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Why don't you get
a fucking job, Sakshi?
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And who will make your Rajma-rice
every day, you NRI Cum...
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No matter how educated you are.
Graduation...post graduation
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But you've achieved nothing
until you are a fucking wife.
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KalindiPuri, will you marry me?
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Baby, I'll be right back.
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Fuck....
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Rishab, Why?
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Why are you doing this?
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Wow...
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Congratulations.
Finally our veer's getting married
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So cute.
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She will look like
a fairy princess in this.
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I am Mrs. Malhotra.
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Hi, baby.
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Kalindi.
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Yes, aunty.
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We need the ring back.
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He'll put it back on again
at the Sangeet function.
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Aunty.
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Save me, okay,
when I end up murdering everyone.
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We decided not more than 200 guests.
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Are you high on weed?
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We're going to drink
like animals tonight.
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Go, runto your mom.
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Actually... marry your mom.
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Bloody mother lover.
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You crazy boobs...
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Are we getting married
for us or for these people?
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This non stop list of strange rules...
what the fuck is happening, yaar.
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All these new rules, relationships...
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Who to call what and when...
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Its so exhausting man.
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You're not the first girl
in this world who is getting married.
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But I am definitely the first
to do it without my fucking friends.
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Your entire group is crazy.
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One ran away from
home to get married.
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Another one's on the
verge of getting divorced.
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Now, the third one
cancelled her own wedding.
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Please stop bitching
about my friends.
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"Brothers,
we'll walk a new path together"
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"Brothers,
we'll make a new life together."
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Guess what an orgasm
is called in Hindi, ladies.
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Extreme pleasure.
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Extreme WHAT?
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Pleasure, baby...
Pleasure.4040
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