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Dad, we have to get you out of here.

The woman is a monster.

This all stops, today.

- Stupid bitch.
- Please don't go. Please.

Withdrawing from lithium... no joke.

- We're talking tremors...
- I understand.

That's exactly why I have him here,
so I can keep an eye on him.

I really like your cabin, by the way.

I think it could be really good.

You know, for both of us.

No. What? No, no, no, no. Chet.

- I miss you.
- I know.

Sissy Bounce came from Xavier.

I wouldn't even know what it is
without him.

- Who the hell's Xavier?
- He's my boyfriend.

I always just imagined he'd
be a big part of the show.

Yeah, that's a sticky one. For you.

I need more cocaine. I cannot do this.

What are you doing?

You give me something,
I give you something.

Jasper's here on a bet.

He gets $400,000

if he's the first one to sleep with you.

Wait. I really need to speak to you.

Oh, what, about the bet?
Yeah, I know all about it.

You lost. I slept
with the jockey night one.

I know that you've been stealing
$18 million from me and Chet.

You're gonna pick up
"Passport to Dance,"

and you're going to give us four
shows by the end of the year.

I made $9 million today.

To $9 million.

To $9 million.

I'm glad you're doing well, Dad.

Well, I feel surprisingly good.

I'm just so grateful, Rach.

You did for me what I could
never have done for myself.

You got me out.

Thank you.

Okay, let's keep a low profile today.

I just wanna keep you close

until you finish
tapering off those meds,

but I am working on a plan.

You're sure it's okay for me to be here?

Yes, of course. Come on. You're my dad.

All right. What do you say,
should I get us some breakfast?

You and me, lox and bagels,
like we used to?

- Lox and bagels?
- Mr. Goldberg?

Jeremy!

Hey!

How are you? Good to see ya.

Uh, you too.

Uh, what brings you to "Everlasting"?

Just visiting.

- At 6:00 a.m.?
- Yeah.

Dad, why don't you head in?
I'll get those bagels.

Okay. Jeremy, good to see you.

You, too.

Rachel, is he staying with you?
In your truck?

It's complicated.

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What's going on? You okay?

Please don't say anything.

And then at the end,
the winning team escapes,

hence "escape room."

It's really hot right now.

Yeah. No.

'80s-themed Tahoe ski weekend?

Serena, what do you want to do?

Thank you for asking, Rachel.

I would like to sit with the
guys, one-on-one, and talk.

- Just talk.
- Talk?

Yeah. I want unlimited time to get
to know who these guys really are.

Yeah honey, Quinn's not
really gonna go for that.

That sounds great, actually. Love it.

- Are you crazy?
- Thank you.

Hey, hi. Thank you so much
for calling me back.

We spoke a few weeks ago
about the cabin at Mount Hood?

Yeah, it was 6 weeks ago.

When I never heard back from you,

I just assumed you weren't interested.

Oh, no, no, no.
I'm still really interested.

Well, I got a couple willing
to buy it now at above asking.

Um, hey, look.

Can I just, like, try
speaking to the owner

like five minutes,
just so I can explain to them

how much this place means to me?

Please.

I'll see what I can do.

Interviews? That's boring.

She just wants to "talk"?!

Who would ever sign off on that?

Um, that one right there.

- Rachel!
- Yeah?

So, you sanctioned today's snooze-fest?

I mean, like I had a choice.

Serena completely despises us right now.

I mean, this was the only way
to calm her down

- and make her think she's in control.
- Okay, fine.

But then what am I going
to put on television

that people are actually
going to want to watch?

Don't worry. She's gonna do
these dumb interviews,

and then we'll make her pick some guy.

She's gonna have this, like,
uber romantic one-on-one date.

In a few hours, this place is gonna be.

- "Everlasting" on 'roids.
- All right, look.

I-I just... I want a romance
explosion, all right?

Flowers, candles, and somebody's
tongue down someone's throat!

I'm on it.

Look, it's not working.

Sure, Serena's the Feminist Suitress...

tough career woman finds love, I get it.

Okay, this is premium, elevated...

- An Emmy?
- That is our long game.

But right now, we need eyes on the show.

We need to get the word out
that we are pushing boundaries.

I like it. What are you thinking?

Something buzzy, unexpected,
headline-worthy.

A scandal with a dark secret,

but enough "Everlasting" romance
to keep things wet.

I'm about to explode.

That sounds so good. What is it?

You tell me, Mr. Zeitgeist.

'Cause once we find it, we're golden.

- Rachel.
- Yes.

How's your dad?

He's, uh, great, actually.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

No withdrawal symptoms yet?
Dizziness, agitation, tremors?

No. He's reading and resting.

Okay. Well, it's only been 24 hours.

We still don't know what's coming.
Listen, um...

I got the name of a place.

It's not far away.

You could visit.
He could get real supervision.

It's pricy, but I think it's worth it.

I'm telling you, we don't need it.

You should see him. He's better
than he's been in years.

This is absolutely
the right thing to do.

- Okay, get it! Get it! Mine!
- Okay.

All right. You, uh,
come up with anything?

You know, each one of these guys
is a potential story.

We just have to point a camera
at them and find it.

Dad?!

- Dan, hey.
- Yeah?

Have you, um... Have you seen
an older guy around?

- Like Gary?
- No, no. Not Gary.

A guy in a brown jacket.

- Um, has anybody seen...
- No, Dan. Forget it.

Just don't say anything.

Okay! Let's, uh, break up into teams...

the shirts versus the skins!

- There you go.
- Actually, he meant skins versus skins.

All right, everyone's shirts off!

Wardrobe, take their shirts!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!

Hey! Where is Jeremy?

We gotta be getting
this on film. This is...

Um, I think he's at the camera truck.

- You want me to get him?
- No, there's no time, okay?

So, today's your lucky day,
Peppermint Patty.

Let's roll. Get it up on your shoulder.

Copy. Come on, come on.

Excuse me.

Rachel?

- Yeah.
- Hey, what's going on?

Nothing.

Does this have something to do
with your dad?

I... I just... I can't
find him. I'm really worried.

Quinn really just can't know
that he's here.

He's coming off his meds.

Go. I'll watch the monitors.
You go find him.

Whoo!

So, which one of these guys

has a deep, dark, buzz-worthy secret?

August is an open book,
so no secrets there.

Uh, Jasper.

No, not Jasper.

We can't reveal the bet yet.

And plus, he's still a wifey, all right?

We need somebody
who is not gonna mess up

the long game with Serena.

I got it!

That'll work.

Rachel to Serena's room. Stat.

Oh, God.

Can't even take
a shower in privacy?

Can one of you, like,
stand and guard the door

- so I can wash...
- What? What happened?

I was in the middle of a shower,

and this guy just wondered into my room!

Rach! Look, I am so sorry.

I just... I just wanted
to find a bathroom,

and then I got turned around,
and this place is so huge.

Rachel, you know this guy?

Uh, hey! What is going on here?

So you're Quinn, huh?

Yeah, I heard so much about you.

That's creepy.
Okay. Who the hell are you?

Yeah, I would like to know, too.

This is my dad.

Why the hell is your dad on the set?

He... Look, he's just visiting
for the day.

Oh, really? Is your mom gonna join him?

- 'Cause I'll go get my battle armor.
- No, okay?

This is just some long-overdue
father-daughter bonding time, you know?

No, I don't know, Rachel.

Having quality father-daughter time

on the set of "Everlasting"?
That makes no sense.

Okay. Look, I am so sorry
that he got in the way.

I promise you won't see him again, okay?

But maybe after the interviews,
Madison could cover the one-on-one.

Absolutely not.

You can do "Take Your Daddy
To Work Day" some other time.

I need you on that date
and I need you focused.

Okay. It's fine. I just thought
that you and Madison...

No, Madison may be able to screw her way

into useful information,

but she cannot perform your voodoo.

You said you wanted to find Serena love,

so go find it for her.

That wedding you did with that
Adam guy a couple seasons ago...

I never saw it coming.

Are you kidding me? You watch the show?

Eh... Don't tell your mother.

No, I mean, y-you're not there to
talk to. It's the next best thing.

But now I get to see you do it
in person.

I am so thrilled.

Can I, you know, stay and watch
for a little while?

Come on, please?

- Okay, for a little while.
- Okay, thanks.

We need Alexi at makeup and hair.

Hey! Bom, bom!

What you think?

Russian James Bond.

Look.

Whatever happened between us,
it cannot happen again.

I have a boyfriend, and you are
here to date a woman.

Actually, I think that now
I'm here just to do.

"Dance for Passport," no?

It's "Passport to Dance."

Same-same.

The point is, we are working
together so gorgeously,

why mess with success?

- No, I can't.
- I need refill.

Already?

No. No way.

Yes way. It will be worth it.

Trust me.

There you are!

Xavier, what are you doing here?

Making sure you eat something
healthy for a change.

Hey, Sissy Boy!
He should be on our show.

It's perfect.

What, "Everlasting"?

No, no, no. This "Passport for Dance."

What are you talking about?
That's our show.

Right?

I need touch-up.

What the hell's going on, Jay?

Alexi's an international star who
can bring eyeballs to the show.

So, is he a producer?

He's the host.

- I thought I was...
- Look, I'm trying to get you

approved as a segment host, okay?

I'm doing everything I can to
keep you involved here.

How long have you known about this?

Since before the pitch.

- When were you gonna say something?
- Xave, I wanted to...

Jay, we really need your help
with these interviews, okay?

I have to...

Are you seriously gonna walk
away from me right now?

I am at work, Xave.

I have to work.

We'll talk about this later.

The architecture of romance
must be built

upon a bedrock of trust,
knowledge, and understanding.

And today, Serena wants to investigate

what these men are really made of.

Charlie Rose
clipping his toenails from jail

would get better ratings than this!

Plug these in, there you go,
so you can listen, okay?

- Thank you.
- Sure, of course.

Hey, Rachel. Do you have a minute?

Yes, of course.

So, look. I know I'm Madison's guy.

But you seem to know Serena
better than anybody else here.

And to be honest, I'm not
getting any traction with her.

I'm not gonna come up with
a joke for this interview, so...

Seriously, don't even
worry about a joke, okay?

You just do what you do best.
You're an amazing guy.

Okay. Rolling on Alexi
interview in three, two...

So, Alexi. Tell me about your
history with substance abuse.

- Sorry?
- Your very public drug problem.

Oh, that.

No, no, no, no, no.
Drugs are so bye-bye.

Now my only drug...

is love.

Oh, you.

So, Owen.

What would you do differently
in a second marriage?

I'd make sure that I was there for it.

Family is the most important
thing in the world to me.

Oh, Lord.

So, August, how many women
have you slept with?

Oh, hello!

Hey, can you cover me for five?

Do I have a choice?

Dad, are you gonna be
okay here for a few?

Oh, I'm great. I'm great. I'm great.

Okay. Excuse me. I'll be right back.

My idea of a perfect day?
First, we wake up with the sun.

To the sweet smell of cowboy perfume.

- What's cowboy perfume?
- That's horse manure.

Just an old rancher joke.

- You ready for this?
- So ready.

Mmm. Mmm!

I look forward to hearing your decision.

You know what? I think my, uh...
I think my mouth just decided.

No. No. Actually, no, Serena, hold on.

Um, you still need to hear from Jasper.

No, I don't. I don't need
to hear from anyone else.

I choose Guy! CHET: No, no, no, no!

She can't! She can't choose Guy.
Guy's gotta stay back here

and have a gay love affair with Warren.

Relax, Chet, all right?

She just gave us a love triangle.

Look, to be honest with you, this
cabin is what's kept me going.

And now, it just really means
more to me than ever.

I mean, to me and my dad.

He's gonna come and help me get
settled, fix the place...

Listen, that's sweet and all,

but this other couple
offered above asking.

Okay. W-What if I get you
$75,000 cash tomorrow?

And I can get you the other half
in a month once I finish this job.

Full cash offer?

Now you're speaking my language.

How about you give me the day?

Okay.

Hey.

Look, I'm really sorry, babe.

All the time I've been cooking for you,

making a home, figuring out how
to tell your mom about us...

all that time, you knew?

Okay, look, Xave, um,

I-I can get you a finder's fee.

It's not a lot, I know, but,
Xave, that's the business.

It's not about...

It's not about the business, Jay!

It's about you lying to the one
person who showed up for you.

Are you sleeping with him, too?
I-Is that why you're doing this?

O-Or maybe that's what
you're hoping for.

No! Stop.

I moved my life out here for you, Jay.

I gave up everything.

Yeah?

Well, I never asked you to. And
honestly, Xave, it's a little much.

Like, showing up at my work unannounced,

moving in, like, surprising me
with protein shakes and shit.

Can you just chill for like
one second, seriously?

Maybe I should go home.

Yeah, maybe you should.

I meant to New Orleans, Jay.

I know. I think maybe
this whole thing was a mistake.

I don't know.

I'm not really sure
if it's my style, Zach.

It looks good.

Maybe I should give it to my daughter...
You know Rachel, my daughter?

Know her? I live in
constant fear of Rachel.

- That's a compliment.
- Oh, yeah?

Yes, sir. She's a force of nature.

Keep the hat.
I think I'm gonna widen my demo.

I can't believe you don't have
one of those already.

Yeah. Well, it's a whole
new world there, Rach.

Hey, Dad. I'm so sorry
I have to go on this date.

- I'd much rather be here with you.
- No, I'll be fine. You just...

You do your work, all right?
I'm so proud of you.

- I'll see you soon?
- Okay.

All right, let's serve up this beefcake
and see if Serena takes a bite!

Let's roll cameras!
Bring the talent in, please!

- And...
- Get down, get down!

here we go, and action!

This'll do.

Restaurant's not bad, either.

Can I take this for you?

Thank you.

After you.

Such a gentleman. Why am I sitting?

I thought you were gonna teach
me how to cook some things.

I will. I just wanted to do this first.

I'm sorry. I just...

You look so amazing.

I just kinda wanted
to skip all five courses

- and jump straight to dessert.
- Well, we will get there.

Uh, Just, let's start with the
appetizer and really savor it.

- Coming right up.
- All right, and cut!

Let's start getting ready
for some food prep.

Working it out, huh?

- What's that supposed to mean?
- Nothing.

You just seem a little stressed out,

that's all, you know.
Not that I blame you.

You don't stand a chance with her.

Now might be time to consider
bowing out gracefully.

Please. I didn't get
to where I am by giving up.

Yeah? I thought you got
to where you were

by being a rich white dude from England.

Well... doesn't hurt.

I felt like I needed
to get you out of the mansion.

I feel bad for you, Warren.

Oh, yeah? Now, why's that?

I mean, I'm pretty kick-ass,
if I do humbly say so m'self.

Well, I agree.

And that is why it feels so awful

that Serena hasn't really
given you a chance.

Yeah. You know, some days,
I don't even see her.

I mean, what do you do all day?

Just chill with my roommate, mostly.

- And who's that again?
- It's the cooker dude, Guy.

- Mm.
- Yeah, he's great.

The other night we stayed up
till like 3:00 a.m.

just playing cards,

and he made us
these fancy little pancakes.

- Mmm.
- That sounds fantastic.

You know, I gotta say,

I never met no one like Guy before.

Really?

- Chet.
- What?

Hey. What are you doing here?

I'm a producer. I work here.
Listen, listen.

Okay, hey. If you want to take
this and run with your vision,

it's totally fine by me.
I can just head out.

Rachel, we both have jobs to do.

Yeah. I mean, this show just
does crazy things to your head.

But when I come back to
my room and there's Guy,

just a big old smile on his face
with a cup of that mint tea

he makes for me, just a
drop of honey in there

and a slice of this really
delicious date-nut bread,

mmm, he's amazing.

Warren...

are you gay?

What?

Where the hell?s that come from?

Well, I mean, you're talking
about fancy little pancakes

and drops of honey.
I mean, not judging at all.

So, what, you see "Brokeback
Mountain" one time

and suddenly you think all
good-looking single cowboys are gay?

Well, not all of them.

But I-I mean, if you want to get

something off your chest,
this is a great opportunity.

And you'd only have to come out once,

- because everyone would have seen it.
- Damn it, I'm not gay!

Well, Mr. Straight Cowboy,
you don't have to convince me.

You need to convince Serena.

Well, where's she at?
I'll tell her right now.

Oh, that sauce smells so good!

- Yeah, right?
- Can I taste it?

- Nope.
- Please?

No, it's not ready yet.

Well, then, put me to work, Chef.

Okay. Now she's getting into it.

Look, you said it yourself.

Let's just... savor

each of these courses first.

Well, what if I'm... tired of waiting?

- Everybody freeze! Nobody move!
- What?

Just kidding! I ain't robbing y'all.

Just always wanted to holler that.

Go, go, go. Guy, where are you?!

Right here. What are you doing here?

Serena...

- I told the crew the plan.
- I hope this gets crazy.

I just want to put
these hands all over you.

- Okay, um...
- I can't stop thinking about you.

- I dream about you.
- What are you two doing?

We're just gathering, you know,
alternative facts.

Hey, listen. I'm all for secret plans,
as long as I know what they are.

Otherwise, I'm just wasting my time

- when I should be with my dad.
- Oh, relax, Rachel.

Your dad survived your mom for 30 years.

He can make it a couple more hours.

- Quinn...
- How much have you been drinking?

You can't just storm in
here and propose to the girl

- I'm on a date with!
- Guess what?! I just did!

I can't believe you'd do this to me.

We're supposed to be going
through this together.

- We're on the same team.
- Oh, God. Excuse me.

I need you to know, and I will
whoop your ass, bitch!

This is crazy. You should know
how I feel about you, dude.

So, what, this is just another
stupid rigged moment?

Yeah, Serena, I swear I had,
like, nothing to do with this.

Oh, yeah, right. I don't believe you.

You have lost all credibility.
You don't give a shit about me.

Okay, that's not true.

I've treated you better than anyone
that's come on this show, ever.

I'm trying to protect you.

I mean, it may not feel like
that, but I am.

Yeah? So, why didn't you
tell me about Jasper?

Look, Jasper... He had no idea

who you were when he made that bet.

He came on the show,
he actually fell for you,

and like it or not, he's a great option.

I didn't want you to screw that up.

Because I'm just too
dumb to understand...

You know what, Serena?
I have got so much going on.

- I am a person. I'm not just a job.
- This isn't about your life

- or whatever's going on with your dad.
- Right, look.

I have put my entire life
on indefinite hold

for this show, for you, Serena.
So you know what?

I am so sorry if things
aren't as picture-perfect

as you seem to believe you are.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- It's kinda hot in here.
- Yeah.

Listen, I need to talk to you.

Here, people.

W-T-F?

What the hell is this?

Did you do this?

- No.
- Who's the lucky dude?

- I have no idea.
- You guys should switch.

Chilean peonies
are your favorite, right?

- How did you know?
- I did my due diligence.

I called in a few favors from
the old South American Rolodex,

and, uh, voil�.

Excuse us. Please.

- These are for you.
- Unbelievable.

And, uh, this is what
$400,000 looks like.

It's the money I could've won.

The money I never would've taken.

Screw this.

You spent $400,000 on me?

- On flowers?
- No, no.

Uh, well, maybe $100,000.

It was another $100,000
to Planned Parenthood,

and then another couple hundred
to Girls Who Code.

Look, Serena.

I need you to know
that that bet, the money,

none of it means anything
compared to you.

I haven't got to where I am
today without taking risks.

I can bet every single penny that I have

that the same could be said of you.

So I'm asking you, please, take a risk.

On me.

Jasper, this is, um...

this is amazing.

I'll think about it.

What? What?

$400,000, and she'll think about it?

No. No. He's a wifey,
for crying out loud.

Somebody go defrost that ice princess

before the elimination ceremony!

Jay, at least get her back out
here for better reaction shots

if you have to put audio on her back!

Go, go! Ugh! JAY: Okay, all right.

You tried, man. That's all you can do.

You need professional care, sir.

- It's a 30-day program.
- I just need Rachel to come home.

Do you really want to put that
all on your daughter?

She can handle it.
She's good at what she does.

Yeah, and that might be the problem.

Especially with a boss
as demanding as Quinn.

What do you mean? What is Quinn doing?
Is she hurting Rachel?

- I heard the way she was talking...
- No, no, no. It's just...

From what I've learned,

this place is more
than anyone can handle.

Okay, what are you not telling me?

Whoo!

Chill with my roommate, mostly.

Guy. He's great. The cooker dude.

The other night we stayed up
TILL LIKE 3:00 a.m.

It's delicious. He's my boy.

I just want to put
these hands all over you.

- I can't stop thinking about you.
- This is crazy.

You should know how I feel about you.

We're on the same team.
I dream about you.

Yeah!

What the hell did you guys do?
We're not gay!

We're just following the story.

That's not the story!

You guys put that together.
That's... That's slander!

You can't air that!

Oh, of course we can't.

I mean, at least not
without your permission.

- Which you'll never get!
- Oh, that's too bad.

'Cause the truth is,

tonight's probably
the end of the line for you.

Things are looking
a little dry with Serena.

- You're going home without a fianc�e.
- Yeah.

And, you know, without even making,

like, a real name for yourself
or your culinary dreams.

Such a shame,
'cause it's such a good story.

I mean, after years of wondering
why you're still single,

you come on "Everlasting"
only to discover

the love you've been
looking for in a man.

Oh, the eyeballs we'd get.

Oh, on the show, and on you!

What are you suggesting?

Uh, you know, part of me
has always wanted

to get into the restaurant
business, right?

- How 'bout you, Chet?
- Well, you know that about me.

I've just been looking
for the right chef to invest in.

Yeah, and all you have to do
is lean into the narrative.

It's complicated.

Rachel's history with this place...

I can't give you specifics,

but Quinn hired me specifically
to safeguard Rachel

after what happened last year.

Why? What happened?

Well, as you know,
Rachel was hospitalized.

It was a real breakdown. And I-I'm
just saying, having you here

may be more than Rachel's
equipped to handle.

Hey! What the hell are you doing?

Nothing. I'm just talking to your dad.

- About what?
- Hon, I had no idea

you were under so much stress.

- What did you tell him?
- Nothing.

Dad, whatever he told you, it's a lie.

Rach, we have to do something.

Seriously, what is this?!

Rachel, I was just explaining
to your dad

how challenging things are for you here.

Look, I don't want
to be a burden, right?

I just want to be a dad.
That's all I ever wanted.

- You've completely crossed the line.
- I didn't.

Yes, you did. You went behind my back

when you knew I'd be gone
and put ideas in his head,

when I explicitly told you
that he was okay.

He's not okay!

He's not well, Rachel.
He needs to be in a facility!

Stop telling me what to do.

Dad?

You're gonna be a tabloid hero.

And with all that press and our support,

you could open a restaurant anywhere...

Weho, Chelsea...

Vegas. On the strip.

None of this downtown resurgence crap.

- And I wanna be bi.
- Okay.

No problem.

Sexuality is so fluid these days.

It's a pleasure doing business with you.

Quinn!
Where the hell is Quinn King?!

- Excuse me.
- Excuse me.

Where the hell is she?!

All you people with your... your
cameras and your walkie talkies,

and you're talking in her ear,
trying to control her! I...

- I'm gonna need to get Rachel.
- Hey! I heard that.

What the hell
is he talking about?

I don't have voices in my ear.

I had Olive in my ear
for a very long time,

but I don't... have her
in my ear anymore.

Mr. Goldberg, I don't think...

You stay right where you are. Don't
you come near me. I see you.

What are you doing to her?

You're hurting her, you know that?

And you have to stop it.

I will not let you
poison my little girl.

She has more... more guts
and more talent

than any of you,
and you are ruining her!

Let me talk to him, all right?
I've got it. It's fine. Dad.

I have to protect you.
I couldn't protect you before.

Listen, I don't need protecting.
It's okay.

No, sweetheart, it happened in my house.

What that man did to you
was in my house.

It should've been the safest
place of all for you.

Come on, Dad. It's okay.

- Come on. It's okay.
- Forgive me. Forgive me, sweetheart.

- Come on, Dad. Come on.
- Can you forgive me?

Dad, yeah, of course.
I'm okay. I got it.

Seriously? Shut the hell up!

Show some respect!

Chet! Put it down.

It's good drama. Emmy.

This is real. This is Rachel.

All right, guys. Show's over.

Back to work!

Does Olive know he's here?

Yeah. I mean, like, no, not really.
Quinn, look.

You don't even understand, okay?

I mean, like, I had to get him
away from her.

Your mom is a witch, I get it. But
your dad does not belong on set.

I'm just keeping him here
until I can get him off

all those drugs that she's
forced on him all those years.

Like, I can do it. I did it for myself.

I can help him. He just needs to detox.

Okay, Rachel, you gotta take
a beat, all right?

I get it, but this is beyond you.

Your dad needs real help.

No, I can do it, Quinn, okay? I have to!

Okay, listen to me, all right?

I know you think that if you fix him,

you'll somehow fix yourself,

but that's not how it works.

Okay.

What? What is that?

One lousy bouquet?

What happened to the rest
of peonies and... Oh, my God.

What is on Graham's head?

They say love is blind,
but not for the lucky men

for whom Serena will gift
these Vesper GS-1...

Night Vision Goggles. Wow.

Star light, star bright,
first hot woman I see tonight

is, oh, our Northern Star, Serena!

Thank you, Graham.

The Vesper GS-1: See the Love.

Well, it's been another...
interesting evening.

- And...
- Wait!

I'm sorry, Serena, but before
this goes any further,

I have something to say.
I'm cutting myself.

- Hmm.
- Excuse me?

This is hard for me to talk about...

but there's actually
someone here I care for

who's not Serena.

You're beautiful and amazing,

but this is all a lie.

Being here, I realized

the truth about myself.

And I found a different kind of love.

I'm off to Sin City, folks!

I'm opening a new restaurant in Vegas.

On the strip. Coming 2019.

See? I told you guys he was here
for all the wrong reasons.

Oh, my God. Did you see that?!

- What, is he gay now or something?
- Ooh, that!

The squeeze that launched
a thousand Tweets!

Hmm. Well, can't wait for
Twitter to get a hold of that.

Well. That was unexpected.

But I still do need to cut
one more of you tonight.

Warren, I get that you think
that I'm the one for you,

but I think you should go find the...

the person that
you're supposed to be with

as soon as you can.

Oh. Bye-bye, Brokeback.

That was a bonus, right?

Yeah. It's the perfect ending.

Okay, yeah. That's a cut.

Can we get somebody in here to
blow out these candles?

You can't do this.

- I can't do what?
- I didn't screw Guy...

not him or... or any other dude, okay?

How many times do I
have to tell you? I'm not gay!

Mm, except now, there's no way
you can say that on TV

without sounding like an asshole.

So, what am I supposed to do?
This is my life!

I make TV, Warren.
Life's not my problem.

Well, maybe it should be.

'Cause getting mercy slammed
by a contestant half your age...

that's just sad.

Hey, Rachel.

Hey, um...

I'm, uh... really sorry.

For what?

I was callous and insensitive before.

I didn't realize you were
dealing with so much.

- It's, like, not your problem.
- Is there anything I can do?

No, it's fine. Have a good night.

- Rachel...
- I know.

Can we have a second?

Daddy?

Hey, Quinnie.

Is Rachel okay?

She is always okay.

She's tough. She's a fighter.

Like you.

Listen.

Uh... I really do appreciate

you taking this Emmy thing seriously.

I know it sound crazy.

It's just I think this is my one
shot at leaving a legacy to my son,

who I'll probably never see again.

Yes, you will.

You fight for everything.

You even came at me the other night.

- Which got me nowhere...
- But you tried.

So, why are you not trying for this?

If you want to see your son,
fight for him!

You can win an Emmy,
you can see your son,

you can do whatever the hell you want.

But you have to fight.

Yeah.

Hey, you want these filters
in the cart or on the truck?

Jeremy?

What? Um, yeah. Thanks.

You should go talk to her.

I'm serious. She needs
someone right now.

Thank you.

- It's too much, Rach.
- No, it's fine, Dad, really.

It's what you need.

Rach?

You in there?

Rach?

Jeremy? What are you doing?

What are you doing?

I'm checking on Rachel.

Me, too.

Don't.

We cannot do this again.

Trust me.

Step away.

Why so sad?

Sissy no bounce?

We broke up.

I feel like shit.

This is what always
makes me feel better.

Want to get a drink, or
you want to go home and crash?

Okay, good.

Hi!

Oh... Oh, no. I'm sorry.
I was running a little bit late.

We had a... I had to be
in the editing, uh, bay.

I-I-I'm on my way, and I'm sorry.

Okay. I lo... Okay, you too. Bye.

- Hello?
- It's Rachel calling you back.

Hey, Rachel, whatever you said
to the owners worked.

They're willing to cut you a deal,

but they need that 75k tomorrow.

I don't have it.

I beg your pardon?

The money...

I thought I had it,
but I don't have it anymore.

It's all gone.

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