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- Smoke this real quick.
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Here, you want to hit this?
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- [Voiceover] There's
nothing left.
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- There's still a little.
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Here.
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You didn't bring any more?
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- [Voiceover] You said
you were bringing it.
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- I didn't bring any.
You were supposed to.
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Dude, who goes to a haunted
house without weed, man?
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Hold on, let me just
hit this real quick.
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- [Man] Get in there
and get outta there.
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- Alright, give me
your flashlight, man.
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Dude, this place
is super creepy.
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- [Voiceover] More
like super dumb.
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- Dude, watch your step, man.
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Look, look.
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Disgusting toilet.
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Oh, spiders.
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Look at it.
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- [Voiceover] This
place sucks, dude.
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- Oh man.
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- [Voiceover] This
is embarrassing.
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- This is an old house, though.
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Look, look.
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"No exit."
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- [Voiceover] Way
to be original.
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- What does that mean?
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- Some hack shit.
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- Look at all this stuff.
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It's super old.
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- [Voiceover] This place
is not even scary.
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Fuck it.
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- Yo, check out this
room back here, man.
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Oh, check it.
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Look, get the "666."
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- [Voiceover] Mmm
numbers, great.
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There's a pentagram
on the ground, too.
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"Death to all."
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[Ominous sound]
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[Scream]
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♪ [Hip hop beat] I don't
take no drugs... ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ I don't need no drugs...
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ I don't take no drugs...
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ I don't need no drugs...
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- [Jordan] Isn't
this your dad's car?
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He doesn't care if you
hotbox the whole thing?
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- [Giggle] "Hotbox."
- What?
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- Can't believe we're
actually graduating.
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- I can't believe YOU'RE
actually graduating.
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- Seriously, right?
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With all the crazy stuff
we've been through together.
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- You were the first
person I saw in braces.
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- It was a grill.
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- [Chuckle] I remember
wanting them so bad.
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- I remember being jealous
of your perfect smile.
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[Chuckle]
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- Now we have one last summer
'til real life starts.
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- Real life?
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You got into a
division one school
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on an academic scholarship.
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I'll be working my
ass off on the pole,
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trying to put my way
through college.
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- I need to do
something exciting.
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One last crazy adventure...
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Something we'll
remember forever.
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- Yeah well, the boys'
idea of something exciting
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is sitting around smoking pot.
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- If I wanted to do that, I could
just stay in my dad's car.
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[Chuckle]
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[Phone beeps]
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- Who's that?
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- Drew.
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- Ooh, your little boyfriend?
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- Not even, okay?
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Don't start with that.
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We're just friends.
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- You're more than
"just friends."
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- Yeah, he's one of
my best friends.
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- Best friends who
sleep together?
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- Ew! We were six.
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It was a nap.
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- Friends who embrace?
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- Yeah, I hug him
when I say hello.
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I hug everyone. I'm a hugger.
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- What'd he say?
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- Asking, "Where we at?"
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- Hold the blunt.
Gimme your phone.
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- Becca! What the f...
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What did you write?
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- Nothing.
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- Becca, what did you write?
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- Who's that, the bitches?
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- Yes, Truggers,
it's "the bitches."
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- And what did they say?
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- Nothing.
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She just wants me... - Okay.
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[Chuckle]
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Bro, you're so lame.
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- What are you writing? Just
give me my phone, please.
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- Dude, you'll be
thanking me later
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when you're finally
banging this girl.
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- Okay, I'm never gonna be
thanking you, first of all,
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and we're never
gonna be banging.
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She doesn't like me like that.
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- Ooh... friend zone.
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- Gimme that.
- [Laugh]
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- This isn't even clever.
It's just stupid.
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- Lucky, it's pretty
brilliant, no?
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- It's brilliant. [Both laugh]
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- Yeah, it's so brilliant that
they're for sure not coming now.
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Like you're an idiot.
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- Trust me bro,
tonight's the night.
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- Did you get the beers?
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- Bro, I got wine coolers.
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- Wine coolers? Are those
even still a thing?
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- Dude, shut up, man.
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It's the only thing
my step dad had.
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Don't ask any questions.
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- Wine coolers? [Both laugh]
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- Yo, okay guys, you know
who likes wine coolers?
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- Your step dad?
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- Chicks do. Chicks
like wine coolers.
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- Chicks and your step dad.
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- Dude, shut up, man. Chicks
love wine coolers, man.
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It's makes them horny.
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Look it up in the Bible.
It's right there.
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If we stick to this plan,
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this night could be so good.
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Lucky can even get
lucky for once.
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- I've had sex before.
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- Oh, he means that time
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on the cruise in Jamaica
with his family.
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I remember...
- I thought it was in Mexico.
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[Laugh]
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- I don't care if you
guys don't believe me.
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I've had more sex than
both of you guys combined.
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I know, like, every
single position.
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- Mhm... Bro, are
you texting them?
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Come on, don't say
anything stupid, please.
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[Phone beep]
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- Give me my phone back.
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Becca, no...
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- Stop. Just shut up.
It's just a joke.
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- Great.
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Now he thinks I want
to sleep with him.
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- Well, you do.
- I don't know what I want.
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But you pretending to be me
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and relaying the fact that I...
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"am ready to feel
all of it, big boy"
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is not helping my situation.
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- I think it is.
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Great, my phone died.
Hope he got my text.
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- [Chuckle]
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First death of the night.
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- Come on, dude, pick a card.
I'm gonna totally guess it.
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Come on, man. This
trick is amazing.
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- Guys...
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They'll be here in five minutes.
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- Yeah.
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- Game face, boys.
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This is the night!
This is the night!
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Stick to my plan. Here we go.
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Truggers better bring
his A game tonight.
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Seriously, though, we gotta be
quiet going to the man cave.
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- "Man cave?" It's a shed.
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- He calls it a man cave.
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It's actually kind of cute.
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- Yeah... adorable.
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- We gotta make sure we don't
wake up his crazy step dad.
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- Okay, hopefully this isn't
gonna be awkward now.
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- It's just Drew and
Truggers, right?
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- And Lucky.
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- Lucky?
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Gross.
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PORN ACTRESS: Oh God, there!
Yes! Yes!
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[Scream] Oh yeah!
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Oh God, yes!
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[Screaming and moaning]
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[Phone beep]
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- Wow, Truggers can't
wait five minutes.
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You really have
him whipped, huh?
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- It's Zoe.
- What?
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No, Becca! I told you
not to invite her.
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- Come on, just
give her a break.
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She's really not the slut
everyone thinks she is.
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So what if she slept
with a football player?
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- She slept with the whole team.
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- The whole team?
- Yeah, even Lorne Weinberg.
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- Coach Lorne?
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- Ew, no! His gross
son, the mascot.
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- That was just a hand job.
And so what?
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At least she isn't
afraid to live a little.
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Fine, I won't invite her.
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- Thank you.
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You know you're the
bestest most best
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understanding BFF
in the whole world.
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- Shh!
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- Ow!
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[Dog barking]
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[Laughing]
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[Door knock]
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♪ [Upbeat music]
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- [Truggers] Wine cooler?
- Hey, Truggers.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Hey, babe.
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- Look at the two love birds.
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So cute!
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- Eh, she's a hugger.
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- Well, get a few
of these in you
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and you can graduate to kissing.
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- Why don't you two just focus
on your disgusting habit
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of each other and leave
the normal people alone.
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- Honestly dude, again?
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- What?
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- You're humping my
shit again, Lucky.
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- No I'm not!
- Dude, you totally are!
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- Are you watching porn?!
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- No way.
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- Wow!
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Well, technically,
it's not porn.
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[Puppies bark]
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- See?
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You guys are so cruel,
so quick to judge.
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- We're just judging that
not-so-massive boner
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in your pants there, brah.
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- Ha ha.
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- Here, let's get you
out of the way...
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Hey, have you guys
seen this video?
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- Nah, which one?
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- Check this out.
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- [Voiceover] Come on!
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- [Voiceover] Go, go, hit him!
Get him. Get him!
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- [Voiceover] Come on!
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- [Voiceover] Fight him!
Just go!
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- [Voiceover] Oh my gosh,
you guys are supposed to...
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- Ooh!
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[Laughter]
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- Dude, did you see the one
where the guy gets hit
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in the nuts with a baseball bat?
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Amazing.
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- Wait, what's the title?
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- It's right there, man.
Come on.
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- [Voiceover] ...recording?
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- [Voiceover] A
dare's a dare bro.
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A dare's a dare bro.
Are you ready?
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A dare's a dare, bro.
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Home run swing! A dare's a dare!
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- [All] Oh! [Laughter]
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- That was amazing.
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- Have you guys seen
"Three girls, one pale?"
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- Throw it on. Let's go.
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- Is this all we
have going tonight?
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'Cause we're gonna get
real bored real quick
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if you plan on keeping us
in this smoke dungeon.
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- What's that video?
259
00:11:42,092 --> 00:11:43,137
- Whoa.
260
00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:46,203
"Real haunted house?"
261
00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:47,900
Sick.
262
00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:50,511
- [Voiceover] Dude, this
place is super creepy.
263
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,731
- [Voiceover] More
like super dumb.
264
00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:54,733
- [Voiceover] Dude,
watch your step, man.
265
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,953
Look, look.
266
00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:59,172
Disgusting toilet.
267
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,434
- Holy shit, hold on.
268
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,018
I know that voice. Hit
the pause button.
269
00:12:02,042 --> 00:12:03,827
- [Voiceover] It's an
old house, though.
270
00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:08,529
- Yeah, that's Howard.
Oh my god.
271
00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:10,270
- Who's Howard?
272
00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,881
- Howard Greenfeld.
273
00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:13,505
His mom used to go to
school with my mom.
274
00:12:13,529 --> 00:12:15,362
This is crazy.
275
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,016
- Why is it crazy?
276
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,868
- 'Cause Howard's dead.
277
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:22,587
- Dude...
- How?
278
00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:24,676
- That's the thing,
nobody knows.
279
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,981
Last thing I heard is that he
went to some abandoned house
280
00:12:27,005 --> 00:12:28,680
or some shit and there
was an accident.
281
00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,421
- Spirits.
- Huh?
282
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:33,056
- Howard Greenfeld...
Thermer High?
283
00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:37,820
He went to that Kirby Road house
and no one ever saw him again.
284
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,149
He died.
285
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:43,826
- From what, a slip
and fall accident?
286
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,566
- Have you never
heard of Kirby Road?
287
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,264
- Lucky, jump on it, bro.
288
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:49,179
- Yup, I'm already two
steps ahead of you.
289
00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:53,294
Okay the headline says,
"Kirby Road haunted house."
290
00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:56,490
Okay, that's good enough.
291
00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:58,101
Confirmation for me.
Case closed.
292
00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,474
- Give me this man, come on.
293
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:04,498
Okay, back in '71,
294
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:07,545
the Wisefeld family owned
the house on Kirby Road.
295
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:09,416
Mrs. Wisefeld, who
was in her 30's,
296
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,202
was said to be having an
affair with a younger man.
297
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,770
Husband comes home around 9 PM
298
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,510
to find his wife having sex
299
00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:19,470
while their two children
were playing downstairs.
300
00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,559
The sight of seeing his
wife with another man
301
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:23,213
filled him with so much rage
302
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:25,998
they say his eyes
turned fiery red.
303
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:27,458
And then...
304
00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:30,394
- And then?
305
00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:33,049
- And then he goes up
to the master bedroom,
306
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:34,790
boom, kills the cheating wife,
307
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,400
boom, kills the lover,
308
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:38,706
boom, boom kills both the kids,
309
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,404
goes up to the bathroom,
310
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:42,362
can't stand the sight of
himself in the mirror,
311
00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:44,214
so he hangs himself.
312
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,803
- Boom.
313
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:51,023
- Apparently the house has been
for sale for more than 40 years.
314
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:52,851
Nobody wants it.
315
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,071
- Oh, sounds like a fixer.
316
00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:57,377
- Sounds like that's what
we're doin' tonight.
317
00:13:57,401 --> 00:14:00,119
- Come on. It's just
an urban legend.
318
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:01,860
- So is Lucky's heterosexuality.
319
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,383
We're not questioning
that, are we?
320
00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:04,689
- Fuck it, I'll go.
321
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:05,995
- Eh?
322
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,779
- Well, I'm out.
323
00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:09,650
- Yeah, it sounds stupid.
324
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,783
- Wait, wait, wait... Hold on.
325
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:15,221
It says here that kids are still
known to visit the house today.
326
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:17,789
The police have said that
there's been unexplained deaths
327
00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,791
in the past but they
refuse to comment on them.
328
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:20,860
- Howard.
329
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:24,216
- It says here that if you
visit the house today,
330
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,560
you can still see a reflection
of the man hanging to death.
331
00:14:26,584 --> 00:14:28,121
- You mean like...
332
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:30,976
like a ghost?
333
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,935
- Can it be any reflection?
334
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,850
- Yes to both.
335
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,243
Apparently you can see him
on any reflective surface...
336
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:39,637
A mirror, a window...
337
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,117
- Like his glasses?
338
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:42,969
- Wow, you are such an idiot.
339
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:46,470
- There's more, hold on.
There's more.
340
00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:48,951
Says here the eyes are
the window to your soul,
341
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,953
and that if you make eye
contact with the spirit,
342
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:53,085
it can enter you
through the eyes,
343
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:54,695
taking possession of you.
344
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,349
- That doesn't even make sense.
345
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,525
- Says here it turns
your eyes fiery red
346
00:14:58,549 --> 00:14:59,986
and there's only one
way to stop it.
347
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:02,423
- How?
348
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:06,620
- By removing your eyeballs...
349
00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:08,448
by any means necessary.
350
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:09,885
- That's disgusting!
351
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,713
- What if you manage
to avoid eye contact?
352
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:15,238
- You know, that is a
really great question.
353
00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:17,414
- Says here that if you
manage to avoid eye contact,
354
00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:18,981
you can avoid the evil spirit,
355
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,766
but if you do see the
ghost of the hanging man,
356
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:24,010
eye contact or not,
no matter what...
357
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:27,293
- What?
358
00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:28,753
- Yeah, what?
359
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,061
- You're dead.
360
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,482
I'm just kidding.
361
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,226
It's all just an urban
legend anyway, right?
362
00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:46,008
- You dick.
- Atta boy.
363
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,250
- Come on, now.
364
00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:51,013
- So, what, Howard
goes into this house
365
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,319
and he never gets out?
366
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:54,736
He dies in there?
367
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,978
- Well, to be honest with
you, no one actually knows.
368
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,371
- Whoa.
369
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,571
Unsolved murder mystery.
370
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,095
- Press play on the video.
371
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,999
- [Voiceover] Yo, check out
this room back here, dude.
372
00:16:10,023 --> 00:16:12,077
Dude, look. Get the "666."
373
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,166
- [Voiceover] Mmmm, numbers.
374
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,497
- [Voiceover] There's a
pentagram on the ground, too.
375
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,241
"Death to all."
376
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:23,939
[Scream]
377
00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:29,814
[Bang]
378
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,623
- Yo, bitches!
379
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,843
- Aw, man.
- What the hell, Becca?
380
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:41,585
- I couldn't say no
to my favorite slut.
381
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:44,240
Waddup, Zoe? - What's up, bae?
382
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:46,344
- [Becca] Damn, girl!
- [Truggers] Wine cooler, babe?
383
00:16:46,368 --> 00:16:47,678
- Naw.
384
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,573
- Damn, Jordan, you
even gonna say hi?
385
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:52,489
- Hey, Zoe. How are you?
386
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,468
- Like you care.
387
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:56,948
Drew, waddup, homie?
388
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,321
- Waddup, Zoe?
389
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:00,778
- Lucky.
390
00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:02,606
- Hey, Zoe.
391
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,173
Word up.
392
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:06,175
- Aw, you kinda cute
with that Jew-fro!
393
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,481
I should braid it for you.
394
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:11,421
Would you like that... Lucky?
395
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,098
So what's the deal? Gimme that.
396
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,362
- [Truggers] You wouldn't know
what to do with it anyway.
397
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:20,798
Just like Drew and Jordan.
398
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:23,061
- Okay, come on man.
399
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,324
- Why do you have to be
such a negative asshole?
400
00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:27,413
- Chicks dig an asshole, babe.
401
00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:28,997
- She is right about
you being negative,
402
00:17:29,021 --> 00:17:30,460
and I can prove it.
403
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:31,833
- I'll show you negative.
404
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,551
- Relax, tough guy.
405
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,707
Leave him alone. Play
with me instead.
406
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,209
- Did you guys know
407
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,862
that negative and
positive energy
408
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:43,386
is actually for real,
409
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,605
and that it can be measured?
410
00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:47,955
Mhm. I even have an app.
411
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,132
- Look at this guy with
his fancy app phone.
412
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:52,699
- Apps are the future, man.
413
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:55,267
They're developing
apps for everything.
414
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,791
- Apps... That'll never work.
[Chuckle]
415
00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,141
- Watch.
416
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:02,405
All you do is press "energize,"
417
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:05,277
and then you point it in
the direction of the thing
418
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,540
that you want to measure...
419
00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:10,587
[Beeping]
420
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:13,416
[Laughing]
421
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,419
[Laughing]
422
00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:18,619
Truggers, stay still. - No.
423
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:22,971
[Beeping]
424
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,081
Get away from me.
425
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,149
[Laugh]
426
00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:31,608
[Evil laugh on phone]
427
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:34,785
- I'm gonna shove that
negative energy up your ass.
428
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:37,875
- I mean really, guys, is
this what were doing tonight?
429
00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:40,138
This is supposed
to be the start to
430
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,121
the most amazing
summer of our lives.
431
00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:46,690
- [Chuckle]
432
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:49,452
- You guys suck.
433
00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:51,758
- You guys want to go to
Cable Guy Jeff's Jam?
434
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:54,065
DJ Haruka's gonna be spinning.
435
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:56,589
Or maybe we can turn this into
436
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:59,375
a pajama jammi-jam, huh?
437
00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:01,203
- Um, actually,
438
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:04,143
we were thinking about
going to this house on...
439
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:07,774
[cough] Kirby Road.
440
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,365
- Lucky!
- Really?
441
00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:11,691
- You know it?
442
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:13,128
- Do I know it?
443
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,521
My ex-fiance's brother
went there one night.
444
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:16,894
- You have an ex-finance?
445
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:20,874
- You got a warrant? Huh? No?
446
00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:22,615
You stay outta my
business, little man.
447
00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:24,511
- So what happened?
448
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:28,404
- This guy's an idiot.
449
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,508
This clown went in there on
some cartoon dog mystery,
450
00:19:30,532 --> 00:19:32,538
tryin' like crack
the case and shit.
451
00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:35,237
Telling people let's split up,
you go here and I go there.
452
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:38,481
Honest to god truth, I
heard the guy almost died.
453
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:42,001
Plus there was that other
dude that died there, too.
454
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:43,659
- Howard.
455
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:47,771
- White boy, kinda big?
456
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:49,425
Yeah, that's him.
457
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:52,602
So, you guys are tryin'
to get deep tonight, huh?
458
00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:53,951
- Mhmm.
459
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:55,815
- To be honest with you,
we don't actually know
460
00:19:55,839 --> 00:19:56,884
what we want to do yet.
461
00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:06,137
- Fine, I'll go.
462
00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:08,879
- [Truggers] Whooo! Ahhh!
Let's rock n' roll!
463
00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,359
Whooo!
464
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:11,664
- Yes!
465
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:13,488
- Let's get the fuck outta
here guys, come on.
466
00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:21,437
♪ [Dramatic music]
467
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:50,660
Alright, guys, pile in the SUV.
468
00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:52,531
We're riding in style tonight.
469
00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,403
Yeah, that' what
I'm talking about.
470
00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:56,796
- SUV?
- [Lucky] It's a mini-van.
471
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:59,321
Step dad's.
- It's the same thing.
472
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:02,043
- No, actually, it's
completely different.
473
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,457
- Get in fuckin' SUV, you
midget motherfucker!
474
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:06,481
Now!
475
00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:31,986
♪ [Rap music]
476
00:21:44,694 --> 00:21:47,369
Alright, guys if you need
anything, now's the time.
477
00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:49,656
We're going to make a
quick pit stop, alright?
478
00:21:51,571 --> 00:21:53,331
[Whispered] Condoms.
479
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,139
- [Whispered] Condoms?
480
00:22:14,768 --> 00:22:17,529
- Hey, can you get me one of
those suck pop candy things?
481
00:22:17,553 --> 00:22:18,772
Please?
482
00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:24,319
- Suck pop candy
ring thing, bro?
483
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,973
- Alright boys, bring it in.
484
00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:29,324
I got this shit. [Clears throat]
485
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,717
- I think I have a plan,
actually it might be better...
486
00:22:31,741 --> 00:22:33,656
- Lucky! Quiet time...
487
00:22:34,918 --> 00:22:37,181
Now and forever. - Sorry.
488
00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:42,032
- These idiots think they're
all about to get some ass.
489
00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:43,927
- Not a chance.
490
00:22:47,061 --> 00:22:49,344
- Truggers, this plan is weak.
491
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,694
- Dude, what are you talking...
This is a sure thing.
492
00:22:51,718 --> 00:22:54,000
We get 'em in the place,
we get 'em scared.
493
00:22:54,024 --> 00:22:56,089
We protect them,
then we get laid.
494
00:22:56,113 --> 00:22:57,656
It's a simple algorithm.
495
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,354
- What are we gonna
do to protect us?
496
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,138
- Dude just go get some condoms.
497
00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:02,792
- [Chuckle] Yeah, for you?
498
00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:04,359
- No, for you, you rookie.
499
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,882
I actually enjoy the
feeling of sex,
500
00:23:05,906 --> 00:23:07,626
but I'm pretty sure Ms.
Fun-face isn't gonna
501
00:23:07,650 --> 00:23:09,062
let you in her
hyperbaric chamber
502
00:23:09,086 --> 00:23:10,713
without a hazmat suit, brah.
503
00:23:10,737 --> 00:23:13,455
- I think I'm gonna
grab some condoms.
504
00:23:13,479 --> 00:23:16,414
- Dude, that girl's
gonna eat you alive.
505
00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:18,460
- Yup, I'm hoping for that.
506
00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:19,789
- I'm sure you are.
507
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:27,425
♪ [Hip-hop]
508
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:32,430
♪ [Hip-hop]
509
00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:37,435
♪ [Hip-hop]
510
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:42,440
♪ [Hip-hop]
511
00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:47,445
♪ [Hip-hop]
512
00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:52,450
♪ [Hip-hop]
513
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:57,455
♪ [Hip-hop]
514
00:23:57,479 --> 00:24:02,353
♪ [Hip-hop]
515
00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:14,235
- Just the suck pops?
516
00:24:32,558 --> 00:24:34,037
- Can I also grab some condoms?
517
00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:38,346
- What size?
518
00:24:40,087 --> 00:24:41,480
- Uh...
519
00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:45,353
medium? - No.
520
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,027
- No?
521
00:24:48,051 --> 00:24:49,705
- They don't come medium.
522
00:24:51,402 --> 00:24:53,859
- Oh, uh...
523
00:24:53,883 --> 00:24:57,559
Do you guys have anything that's
between a small and a medium?
524
00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:59,082
- Oh like a small-medium?
525
00:24:59,106 --> 00:25:00,803
- Yeah, perfect.
- No.
526
00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:05,567
I got indented,
527
00:25:05,591 --> 00:25:07,873
ribbed, wide cut,
528
00:25:07,897 --> 00:25:09,420
form fit...
529
00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:12,293
and regular.
530
00:25:13,773 --> 00:25:15,383
- Regular.
531
00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:19,058
- Is this your first
time using a condom?
532
00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:20,973
- Yes.
533
00:25:20,997 --> 00:25:22,627
- [Sigh]
534
00:25:22,651 --> 00:25:25,021
By law I'm required to ask you
535
00:25:25,045 --> 00:25:27,023
if you want a tutorial
on proper usage.
536
00:25:27,047 --> 00:25:29,397
- Yeah, a hundred percent. Yes.
537
00:25:42,497 --> 00:25:45,476
- Step one... open the
condom packet by the corner,
538
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,580
being careful not to tear
the condom with your teeth,
539
00:25:47,604 --> 00:25:49,175
your fingernails,
540
00:25:49,199 --> 00:25:50,742
or being too rough.
541
00:25:50,766 --> 00:25:52,483
Step two...
542
00:25:52,507 --> 00:25:55,094
Place the rolled condom on
the tip of the hard penis
543
00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:57,749
whilst pinching the
tip of the condom,
544
00:25:57,773 --> 00:25:59,664
leaving a half inch space
545
00:25:59,688 --> 00:26:01,623
for semen to collect.
546
00:26:01,647 --> 00:26:03,538
Step three...
547
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,540
Roll the condom all the
way down the shaft
548
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:08,392
to the base of the hard penis.
549
00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:23,233
Any questions?
550
00:26:25,322 --> 00:26:26,322
- Nope.
551
00:26:27,803 --> 00:26:29,370
- 32.58.
552
00:26:42,557 --> 00:26:44,957
- You know what's even better
than a party with wine coolers?
553
00:26:47,388 --> 00:26:48,781
- ID.
554
00:27:12,848 --> 00:27:14,502
- Bless you.
555
00:27:16,722 --> 00:27:18,985
- Truggs, I'll be out
in a second, okay?
556
00:27:20,116 --> 00:27:22,312
- And you, sir?
557
00:27:22,336 --> 00:27:25,184
- Yeah, I'll just
actually have...
558
00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:27,447
some of the form-fitting
condoms, please.
559
00:27:27,471 --> 00:27:29,343
- You want a lesson, too?
560
00:27:31,737 --> 00:27:33,086
- I'm okay, thanks.
561
00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:40,983
- Have fun... and be safe.
562
00:27:41,007 --> 00:27:42,269
- Sorry?
563
00:27:43,487 --> 00:27:45,751
- Condoms... Better to be safe.
564
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,234
- Right, okay. Cool, thanks.
565
00:28:13,648 --> 00:28:18,479
♪ [Hip hop music]
566
00:28:36,627 --> 00:28:38,301
- How much farther?
567
00:28:38,325 --> 00:28:39,955
- We should be getting close.
568
00:28:39,979 --> 00:28:43,785
♪ [Silly hop hop ringtone]
569
00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:45,569
- That's your ringtone?
570
00:28:45,593 --> 00:28:48,050
- I don't know how
to change it, okay?
571
00:28:48,074 --> 00:28:49,791
- I told you I can
change it for you,
572
00:28:49,815 --> 00:28:51,793
but you refused.
573
00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:54,123
- Lucky, he fears change.
574
00:28:56,996 --> 00:28:58,582
- Are you gonna answer that?
575
00:28:58,606 --> 00:29:00,477
- No, I'm not taking
any calls right now.
576
00:29:09,530 --> 00:29:10,923
- This is the street.
577
00:29:21,890 --> 00:29:23,631
- Which one is the house?
578
00:29:42,606 --> 00:29:44,410
- We should probably
just leave here.
579
00:29:44,434 --> 00:29:45,890
- Whatever, Jordan.
580
00:29:45,914 --> 00:29:48,110
- Seriously though,
we should go back.
581
00:29:48,134 --> 00:29:49,700
- What the...
582
00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:55,987
What are you doing, asshole?
583
00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:58,250
What are you doing?
584
00:29:58,274 --> 00:30:00,122
[Siren]
585
00:30:00,146 --> 00:30:01,582
Oh fu...
586
00:30:02,713 --> 00:30:04,561
Okie dokie...
587
00:30:04,585 --> 00:30:06,345
- We're fucked.
588
00:30:06,369 --> 00:30:09,044
- [Jordan] I can't go to jail!
I have school in September!
589
00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:11,133
- I have a cousin
who's in lock up,
590
00:30:11,157 --> 00:30:13,357
and she said it's not as bad
as you might think, like...
591
00:30:13,381 --> 00:30:14,353
- How's the food?
592
00:30:14,377 --> 00:30:15,683
- Guys, shut the fuck up.
593
00:30:29,479 --> 00:30:31,830
[Clears throat] Good
evening, Officer...
594
00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:35,026
Trett. Right on. That's cute.
595
00:30:35,050 --> 00:30:36,767
- You want to tell me
what brings you to
596
00:30:36,791 --> 00:30:38,769
this street so late at night?
597
00:30:38,793 --> 00:30:40,945
- Um, we got a little bit lost.
598
00:30:40,969 --> 00:30:42,666
Faulty navigation system.
599
00:30:44,103 --> 00:30:46,103
You know how women are with
directions, am I right?
600
00:30:47,933 --> 00:30:50,737
- There's nothing that shouldn't
be in this vehicle, right?
601
00:30:50,761 --> 00:30:52,957
- No, no. Scout's honor.
602
00:30:52,981 --> 00:30:55,655
- No drugs?
- No.
603
00:30:55,679 --> 00:30:57,657
- No alcohol?
- No.
604
00:30:57,681 --> 00:31:00,269
- So if I search this vehicle,
I'm not gonna find a little...
605
00:31:00,293 --> 00:31:01,836
marijuana?
606
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,447
- Oh, marijuana, officer?
607
00:31:04,471 --> 00:31:07,450
Please. You mean
cannabis or weed?
608
00:31:07,474 --> 00:31:09,887
No sir, we're not
about that life.
609
00:31:09,911 --> 00:31:11,584
No, officer,
610
00:31:11,608 --> 00:31:13,568
you obviously have us
confused for different kids.
611
00:31:13,592 --> 00:31:15,632
We say nope to dope.
612
00:31:15,656 --> 00:31:17,764
- Let me see your ID.
613
00:31:17,788 --> 00:31:19,138
- Yeah, sure.
614
00:31:28,538 --> 00:31:30,908
You want to step out
of the vehicle, sir?
615
00:31:30,932 --> 00:31:32,281
- Yeah, sure.
616
00:31:36,982 --> 00:31:38,809
- That way, please.
617
00:31:40,507 --> 00:31:41,919
- I knew this was a bad idea.
618
00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:43,486
- This is awful.
619
00:31:43,510 --> 00:31:45,033
That dickhead gave his fake ID.
620
00:31:48,558 --> 00:31:50,734
- Anything you want
to tell me, son...
621
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,626
about what's in that vehicle?
622
00:31:53,650 --> 00:31:55,043
- Uh, no.
623
00:31:56,566 --> 00:31:58,240
- Because if I tear it apart,
624
00:31:58,264 --> 00:31:59,830
this is gonna get
much, much worse.
625
00:32:01,484 --> 00:32:03,462
- Yeah, he's definitely
going to jail.
626
00:32:03,486 --> 00:32:05,682
When he checks this
car, we're fucked.
627
00:32:05,706 --> 00:32:07,249
- I can't go to jail.
628
00:32:07,273 --> 00:32:08,903
- Shut up.
629
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,232
What's he saying?
630
00:32:13,409 --> 00:32:15,126
- [Dispatcher] Officer Trett,
631
00:32:15,150 --> 00:32:17,041
we got a broken water
main at the church.
632
00:32:17,065 --> 00:32:18,913
Could you get some eyes on it?
633
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,764
- Ten-four. I'm on it.
634
00:32:23,854 --> 00:32:26,050
You and your friends thought
it'd be a good idea
635
00:32:26,074 --> 00:32:29,010
to do a little what, ghost-
hunting here on Kirby Road?
636
00:32:29,034 --> 00:32:31,099
- Ghost hunting? That's
pathetic, officer.
637
00:32:31,123 --> 00:32:34,015
- Agreed.
638
00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:36,060
So today's your lucky day.
639
00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:38,347
You know I could ruin
your life, right?
640
00:32:39,592 --> 00:32:41,152
Do you want your life
ruined, young man?
641
00:32:41,176 --> 00:32:43,589
- No, no.
- Good.
642
00:32:43,613 --> 00:32:45,413
Because I'm going to save
your life right now,
643
00:32:45,437 --> 00:32:46,679
so pay attention.
644
00:32:46,703 --> 00:32:49,465
You and your friends are
gonna get in your car,
645
00:32:49,489 --> 00:32:51,162
and you're gonna get
the hell outta here.
646
00:32:51,186 --> 00:32:53,077
I don't want to see
you or your friends
647
00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:56,037
anywhere near that house...
648
00:32:56,061 --> 00:32:58,802
or I'll throw you and all
your little friends in jail.
649
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,111
Now get outta here.
650
00:33:07,202 --> 00:33:08,856
- My ID?
651
00:33:10,118 --> 00:33:12,207
- This?
- Yeah.
652
00:33:15,776 --> 00:33:17,256
- Get the fuck outta here.
653
00:33:18,779 --> 00:33:21,086
Now! - Okay, shit.
654
00:33:24,915 --> 00:33:26,439
- Fucking retard.
655
00:33:32,358 --> 00:33:34,099
- What happened?
- Shut the fuck...
656
00:33:47,373 --> 00:33:48,809
[Sigh]
657
00:33:50,419 --> 00:33:52,093
- Whoo!
658
00:33:52,117 --> 00:33:53,770
Fuck yeah, bitches!
659
00:33:55,424 --> 00:33:56,749
- What the hell?
660
00:33:56,773 --> 00:33:58,229
- What did you say?
661
00:33:58,253 --> 00:34:00,231
- What could I say, guys?
Told you I had it handled.
662
00:34:00,255 --> 00:34:02,103
- It didn't look like you
had it handled, dude.
663
00:34:02,127 --> 00:34:04,007
- Yeah, well, that's why
you don't send a rookie
664
00:34:04,031 --> 00:34:05,236
to do a man's job, Drew.
665
00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:07,108
- I'm impressed.
666
00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:08,892
- What did you say?
667
00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:11,025
- We shot the shit for a minute,
668
00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,939
he showed me a
picture of his kids,
669
00:34:12,963 --> 00:34:14,941
I told him I was looking
for a haunted house.
670
00:34:14,965 --> 00:34:17,074
- You told him that?
671
00:34:17,098 --> 00:34:19,207
- Said it's over there,
and to have fun,
672
00:34:19,231 --> 00:34:22,906
and, you know, have the car
off the street by 9 AM.
673
00:34:22,930 --> 00:34:25,759
- You, sir, are a legend...
674
00:34:26,847 --> 00:34:28,564
and a liar.
675
00:34:28,588 --> 00:34:30,653
- Guys, get what you need...
676
00:34:30,677 --> 00:34:32,287
'cause we're going
demon hunting!
677
00:34:51,785 --> 00:34:53,656
- Looks nice.
678
00:34:56,224 --> 00:34:58,550
- [Lucky] How do we
know this is the place?
679
00:34:58,574 --> 00:35:00,465
- There's the "for sale" sign.
680
00:35:00,489 --> 00:35:01,489
- Oh.
681
00:35:02,535 --> 00:35:03,971
- Come on, guys.
682
00:35:29,257 --> 00:35:31,497
Looks like we're headin' through
the rear tonight, folks.
683
00:35:32,782 --> 00:35:35,089
- Great. And how are
we supposed to see?
684
00:35:38,353 --> 00:35:39,353
- Boo.
685
00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:48,015
Let's roll.
686
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,257
[Knocking]
687
00:36:15,956 --> 00:36:17,827
I don't think anyone's home.
688
00:36:21,222 --> 00:36:23,616
Hold this for a second.
Be right back.
689
00:36:30,275 --> 00:36:32,102
[Glass breaking]
690
00:37:10,532 --> 00:37:11,988
- Where did he go?
691
00:37:12,012 --> 00:37:13,692
- I don't know. He said
he'd be right back.
692
00:37:25,286 --> 00:37:26,722
- Whoa.
693
00:37:31,510 --> 00:37:34,687
[Ominous sounds]
694
00:37:49,571 --> 00:37:50,920
Hm.
695
00:37:59,494 --> 00:38:01,951
- He's taking forever.
- Sounds familiar.
696
00:38:01,975 --> 00:38:03,846
- [Guffaw]
697
00:38:05,065 --> 00:38:07,130
- Great, now I'm freezing cold
698
00:38:07,154 --> 00:38:08,895
and Truggers has the
keys to his dad's car.
699
00:38:09,983 --> 00:38:12,091
[Bang]
700
00:38:12,115 --> 00:38:14,030
- What the fuck was that?
701
00:38:16,032 --> 00:38:17,469
- Here.
702
00:38:19,688 --> 00:38:22,580
Guys, I have an app that can
ready any sort of energy...
703
00:38:22,604 --> 00:38:24,365
- Enough with your app already!
704
00:38:24,389 --> 00:38:25,627
- Wait!
705
00:38:25,651 --> 00:38:28,044
Let him use it. - Thank you.
706
00:38:30,699 --> 00:38:33,485
[Beeping]
707
00:38:39,055 --> 00:38:40,840
- Oh my god.
708
00:38:42,972 --> 00:38:46,324
[Evil laughter on phone]
709
00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:57,726
[Bang] [Scream]
710
00:38:59,206 --> 00:39:01,339
[Laughing]
711
00:39:02,514 --> 00:39:04,492
- That was not cool, Truggers!
712
00:39:04,516 --> 00:39:06,450
- [Giggle] You'll live.
713
00:39:06,474 --> 00:39:07,997
- Dick move, Truggers!
714
00:39:09,303 --> 00:39:11,412
- Come into my home.
715
00:39:11,436 --> 00:39:12,828
C'mere.
716
00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:27,495
- This place is disgusting.
717
00:39:47,167 --> 00:39:48,710
- Don't look in any
mirrors, guys.
718
00:39:48,734 --> 00:39:50,170
[Chuckle]
719
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,180
- Whoa, whoever decorated
this place deserves to die.
720
00:40:03,618 --> 00:40:05,054
Home sweet home.
721
00:40:11,365 --> 00:40:12,671
Come on.
722
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,482
- This place gives
me the creeps.
723
00:40:21,506 --> 00:40:23,551
- [Truggers] YOU give
this place the creeps!
724
00:40:56,584 --> 00:40:59,631
♪ [Slow music]
725
00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:28,355
♪ [Dance music]
726
00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:41,673
Now you're using your head!
727
00:41:54,947 --> 00:41:58,864
♪ [Upbeat music]
728
00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:11,006
- We could have been doing
this at Truggers' place.
729
00:42:15,054 --> 00:42:17,598
- So, what are we
doin' here, guys?
730
00:42:17,622 --> 00:42:19,861
- So...
731
00:42:19,885 --> 00:42:21,930
Now we summon the evil spirits!
732
00:42:23,932 --> 00:42:25,997
- That doesn't sound fun.
733
00:42:26,021 --> 00:42:27,695
- Oh yeah? [Clears throat]
734
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:29,523
Hand me that cardboard box.
- For what?
735
00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:31,046
- Give me the
cardboard box, Lucky.
736
00:42:31,070 --> 00:42:32,070
Come on.
737
00:42:38,643 --> 00:42:40,838
- I hate this already.
738
00:42:40,862 --> 00:42:42,951
- Girl, chill out. I got this.
739
00:42:44,474 --> 00:42:46,757
- Look at grandma over here,
getting all arts and crafty.
740
00:42:46,781 --> 00:42:48,019
[Laughing]
741
00:42:48,043 --> 00:42:49,412
[Chuckle]
742
00:42:49,436 --> 00:42:51,457
- How do you even
know how to make one?
743
00:42:51,481 --> 00:42:53,309
- What can I say...
744
00:42:54,746 --> 00:42:56,898
I'm cultured.
745
00:42:56,922 --> 00:42:59,204
- I'm impressed.
746
00:42:59,228 --> 00:43:02,077
- I'm a lot more impressive
than this, babe.
747
00:43:02,101 --> 00:43:04,470
- Eh, I know how
these things work.
748
00:43:04,494 --> 00:43:05,844
Let him be.
749
00:43:07,193 --> 00:43:09,040
I once summoned an evil spirit
750
00:43:09,064 --> 00:43:10,955
using a board worse than...
751
00:43:10,979 --> 00:43:12,478
this thing.
752
00:43:12,502 --> 00:43:13,852
- Evil spirit?
753
00:43:15,114 --> 00:43:17,919
Who did you summon?
- The President.
754
00:43:17,943 --> 00:43:19,771
- The President's not dead.
755
00:43:20,859 --> 00:43:22,706
- Really?
756
00:43:22,730 --> 00:43:25,298
That's what they
want you to believe.
757
00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:32,368
- Okay, what do we say we get
this show on the road, eh, kids?
758
00:43:32,392 --> 00:43:34,239
- First we need an object to act
759
00:43:34,263 --> 00:43:35,980
as the host for the spirit.
760
00:43:36,004 --> 00:43:37,721
- Like what?
761
00:43:37,745 --> 00:43:40,202
- Something that'll
attract evil.
762
00:43:40,226 --> 00:43:41,749
Something disgusting.
763
00:43:43,882 --> 00:43:45,555
- Hm, Lucky.
764
00:43:45,579 --> 00:43:47,775
Put your shoe on the table.
765
00:43:47,799 --> 00:43:49,124
- Why me?
766
00:43:49,148 --> 00:43:52,455
- Put the cocksucking
shoe on the table, now.
767
00:43:55,023 --> 00:43:56,155
- Fine.
768
00:44:02,944 --> 00:44:03,944
- Ew.
769
00:44:08,602 --> 00:44:11,083
- Okay. So now what?
770
00:44:12,345 --> 00:44:14,192
- Now we need somebody
to touch the object,
771
00:44:14,216 --> 00:44:15,846
and then we can begin.
772
00:44:15,870 --> 00:44:17,369
- I'm not touching that.
773
00:44:17,393 --> 00:44:18,873
- Nobody's touchin' that.
774
00:44:22,529 --> 00:44:24,400
- I'll touch it.
775
00:44:26,489 --> 00:44:28,293
The shoe.
776
00:44:28,317 --> 00:44:30,687
- Well, it's still progress.
777
00:44:30,711 --> 00:44:32,104
[Sigh]
778
00:44:35,629 --> 00:44:38,980
Mooga rappa terra chino noka.
779
00:44:40,329 --> 00:44:42,941
Mooga rappa terra chino noka.
780
00:44:44,769 --> 00:44:48,990
Noka rosi, beeta beeta!
781
00:44:53,516 --> 00:44:55,431
- What the fuck was that?
782
00:44:56,781 --> 00:44:58,759
- In order to
summon the spirits,
783
00:44:58,783 --> 00:45:00,761
you must speak the language
of the other world.
784
00:45:00,785 --> 00:45:02,090
- This is so crazy.
785
00:45:05,485 --> 00:45:07,313
- This is fascinating.
786
00:45:13,275 --> 00:45:16,602
- Spirits, if you are there,
787
00:45:16,626 --> 00:45:19,847
give us a sign.
788
00:45:21,457 --> 00:45:25,418
♪ [Dramatic music]
789
00:45:36,559 --> 00:45:38,015
Spirits!
790
00:45:38,039 --> 00:45:40,235
If you are there,
791
00:45:40,259 --> 00:45:41,932
we respect you.
792
00:45:41,956 --> 00:45:43,586
We respect your rules.
793
00:45:43,610 --> 00:45:45,675
We do not wish to see
your reflection,
794
00:45:45,699 --> 00:45:47,503
or loose our eyeballs.
795
00:45:47,527 --> 00:45:49,548
Spirits!
796
00:45:49,572 --> 00:45:51,768
If you can hear us,
797
00:45:51,792 --> 00:45:53,422
please...
798
00:45:53,446 --> 00:45:55,753
give us a sign.
799
00:46:05,371 --> 00:46:07,001
- This is crazy.
800
00:46:07,025 --> 00:46:09,185
- [Truggers] Well, let it
marinate for a second, honey.
801
00:46:09,209 --> 00:46:10,210
Shit.
802
00:46:11,029 --> 00:46:13,398
- Spirits...
803
00:46:13,422 --> 00:46:15,381
If you can hear us...
804
00:46:17,862 --> 00:46:20,212
please give us a sign.
805
00:46:21,996 --> 00:46:23,737
Anything.
806
00:46:29,656 --> 00:46:31,005
[Bang]
807
00:46:32,877 --> 00:46:34,855
- Truggers, you're such a dick.
808
00:46:34,879 --> 00:46:36,465
[Laughing]
809
00:46:36,489 --> 00:46:38,578
- Fuck this shit. I quit.
- Well, that was fun.
810
00:46:40,536 --> 00:46:41,886
- I got an idea.
811
00:46:48,066 --> 00:46:49,739
Truth or dare.
812
00:46:49,763 --> 00:46:51,112
- What are we, 12?
813
00:46:53,419 --> 00:46:54,855
- Boom!
814
00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:58,574
Bottle never lies, babe.
815
00:46:58,598 --> 00:47:00,054
- I have a dare for her.
816
00:47:00,078 --> 00:47:01,272
- Oh yeah?
817
00:47:01,296 --> 00:47:02,621
- Yeah.
818
00:47:02,645 --> 00:47:04,319
I dare her to kiss Drew.
819
00:47:04,343 --> 00:47:06,103
- Yeah, do it.
820
00:47:06,127 --> 00:47:08,889
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
821
00:47:08,913 --> 00:47:12,960
- [All] Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
822
00:47:26,191 --> 00:47:28,169
- What?
823
00:47:28,193 --> 00:47:29,997
I gotta document it
for your wedding.
824
00:47:30,021 --> 00:47:31,215
- Shut up.
825
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:32,850
[Laughing]
826
00:47:49,954 --> 00:47:51,235
- Whew.
827
00:47:51,259 --> 00:47:54,935
You guys are like a
human embarrassment.
828
00:47:54,959 --> 00:47:57,720
This is honestly just the most
disgusting thing I've ever
829
00:47:57,744 --> 00:47:59,591
seen in my life.
830
00:47:59,615 --> 00:48:01,463
I don't know how you
live with yourself.
831
00:48:01,487 --> 00:48:03,619
You guys are fucking so gnarly.
832
00:48:05,056 --> 00:48:07,275
Wow, okay.
833
00:48:11,192 --> 00:48:13,692
[Clears throat] Alright...
834
00:48:13,716 --> 00:48:16,284
Truth or... - Dare.
835
00:48:17,372 --> 00:48:18,504
- Okay...
836
00:48:19,984 --> 00:48:24,466
I dare you to bring your
pretty little tush right here.
837
00:48:54,888 --> 00:48:56,281
- Get a room.
838
00:48:58,196 --> 00:49:01,566
- You know what, that's
a really good idea.
839
00:49:01,590 --> 00:49:02,611
- [Becca] Yeah.
840
00:49:02,635 --> 00:49:04,115
- Yeah, let's get out of here.
841
00:49:05,377 --> 00:49:07,398
And take care of
my man, alright?
842
00:49:07,422 --> 00:49:08,902
None of this blue-
balling BS, huh?
843
00:49:10,034 --> 00:49:11,533
- Thanks, Truggers.
844
00:49:11,557 --> 00:49:13,013
- Told you you'd thank me!
845
00:49:13,037 --> 00:49:14,734
Stick to the plan, rookie.
846
00:49:16,170 --> 00:49:19,149
- "Plan?" Asshole.
847
00:49:19,173 --> 00:49:21,021
You know what?
848
00:49:21,045 --> 00:49:22,674
I think I want to go home.
849
00:49:22,698 --> 00:49:25,025
- Jordan, come on. Jordan,
where are you going?
850
00:49:25,049 --> 00:49:26,441
We just got here!
851
00:49:32,926 --> 00:49:35,035
- Go be a hero.
852
00:49:35,059 --> 00:49:36,103
- Jordan!
853
00:50:08,918 --> 00:50:12,028
- Don't worry, baby.
You're in safe hands.
854
00:50:12,052 --> 00:50:14,315
Come on, let's check this out.
855
00:50:17,623 --> 00:50:19,122
- Jordan.
856
00:50:19,146 --> 00:50:20,930
Jordan come back inside
with me, please!
857
00:50:22,889 --> 00:50:24,388
- Do you think I'm dumb, Drew?
858
00:50:24,412 --> 00:50:27,130
- What? Of course not. What
are you talking about?
859
00:50:27,154 --> 00:50:29,314
- So you guys didn't bring
three girls into this creepy
860
00:50:29,338 --> 00:50:31,091
house just to get laid?
861
00:50:31,115 --> 00:50:34,094
- How is that even possible.
862
00:50:34,118 --> 00:50:36,661
We all discovered this
place online together.
863
00:50:36,685 --> 00:50:38,035
- Then what's in your pocket?
864
00:50:39,253 --> 00:50:40,689
- What?
865
00:50:50,134 --> 00:50:51,894
Yeah, no...
866
00:50:51,918 --> 00:50:53,591
- Becca!
867
00:50:53,615 --> 00:50:56,072
- Jordan, just come back
inside with me, okay, please?
868
00:50:56,096 --> 00:50:57,508
- No!
869
00:50:57,532 --> 00:50:59,132
I'm not going back
into that stupid house
870
00:50:59,156 --> 00:51:00,766
with you or any of those idiots.
871
00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,408
I want to go home.
872
00:51:24,864 --> 00:51:27,060
- Oh Lewis, you're so romantic.
873
00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:29,149
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
874
00:51:29,173 --> 00:51:31,499
Ex-nay on the Ewis-Lay,
woman, alright?
875
00:51:31,523 --> 00:51:33,805
- What, you think you're so...
876
00:51:33,829 --> 00:51:35,788
rough and...
877
00:51:37,181 --> 00:51:40,377
tough that you need to go by
an abbreviated last name?
878
00:51:40,401 --> 00:51:42,229
- Yeah, that's exactly right.
879
00:51:54,850 --> 00:51:59,246
♪ [Soft dance music]
880
00:52:07,820 --> 00:52:09,909
[Coughing]
881
00:52:15,697 --> 00:52:18,396
- You know, I think I know
why they call you Lucky.
882
00:52:21,007 --> 00:52:22,637
- Oh yeah?
883
00:52:22,661 --> 00:52:24,204
- Yeah.
884
00:52:24,228 --> 00:52:26,534
- [Clears throat] Why's that?
885
00:52:29,233 --> 00:52:32,105
- Well, I can't really tell you.
886
00:52:36,065 --> 00:52:38,067
I can only show you.
887
00:52:40,113 --> 00:52:43,551
♪ [Soft dance music]
888
00:53:05,443 --> 00:53:08,509
♪ Don't forget me
889
00:53:08,533 --> 00:53:11,512
♪ Cinderella,
890
00:53:11,536 --> 00:53:14,254
♪ Here, take my umbrella
891
00:53:14,278 --> 00:53:17,257
♪ You're getting wet
892
00:53:17,281 --> 00:53:20,109
♪ Cinderella
893
00:53:39,172 --> 00:53:41,281
- Look, Truggers thought
894
00:53:41,305 --> 00:53:43,631
that it would be a good idea
for us to come to this place
895
00:53:43,655 --> 00:53:45,285
and have a little fun.
896
00:53:45,309 --> 00:53:47,287
- "A little fun?"
897
00:53:47,311 --> 00:53:49,245
That's what sex is to you?
898
00:53:49,269 --> 00:53:50,618
A little fun?
899
00:53:51,750 --> 00:53:54,555
♪ Cinderella,
900
00:53:54,579 --> 00:53:57,514
♪ here take my umbrella
901
00:53:57,538 --> 00:54:00,778
♪ You're getting wet
902
00:54:00,802 --> 00:54:03,694
♪ Cinderella
903
00:54:03,718 --> 00:54:06,480
♪ what would it take to sell ya
904
00:54:06,504 --> 00:54:09,352
♪ What could we get
905
00:54:09,376 --> 00:54:12,877
♪ Freeze and release
906
00:54:12,901 --> 00:54:17,254
♪ Close your eyes and then
you fall to your knees
907
00:54:18,907 --> 00:54:20,798
♪ Don't forget me
908
00:54:20,822 --> 00:54:24,367
♪ I am begging you please
909
00:54:24,391 --> 00:54:26,891
♪ I may not be your prince
910
00:54:26,915 --> 00:54:29,701
♪ but I'm trying to be
911
00:54:31,093 --> 00:54:33,531
♪ You can help me
912
00:54:35,228 --> 00:54:38,318
- For what it's
worth, I'm sorry.
913
00:54:39,667 --> 00:54:41,210
Okay? I'm sorry.
914
00:54:41,234 --> 00:54:44,213
Truggers is an idiot, okay?
915
00:54:44,237 --> 00:54:46,215
But to be honest with you,
916
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:49,131
I've always thought
that you and I
917
00:54:49,155 --> 00:54:51,549
would have a chance
to be together...
918
00:54:54,203 --> 00:54:57,032
and that we'd end up together
somehow, in some way.
919
00:54:58,207 --> 00:55:00,558
♪ Freeze and release
920
00:55:01,689 --> 00:55:03,624
♪ Close your eyes
921
00:55:03,648 --> 00:55:06,303
♪ and then you
fall to your knees
922
00:55:08,130 --> 00:55:10,394
♪ Don't forget me
923
00:55:33,242 --> 00:55:35,375
- Why don't you get a little
bit more comfortable.
924
00:55:43,078 --> 00:55:46,299
- This is actually happening...
This is actually happening!
925
00:56:16,329 --> 00:56:17,852
- Yeah, you like that?
926
00:56:34,739 --> 00:56:36,262
- Zoe...
927
00:56:38,133 --> 00:56:40,745
Come out, come out,
where ever you are.
928
00:56:42,137 --> 00:56:43,138
Zoe?
929
00:56:45,140 --> 00:56:46,596
Zoe?
930
00:56:46,620 --> 00:56:51,451
[Evil laughter on phone]
931
00:57:17,956 --> 00:57:22,656
- Truthfully, I don't know what
this is between us, either.
932
00:57:24,266 --> 00:57:26,181
But...
933
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:30,185
I do want to see where it leads.
934
00:57:33,362 --> 00:57:37,715
Just please, always
be respectful.
935
00:57:41,545 --> 00:57:46,245
And please never take any of
Truggers advice ever again.
936
00:57:47,899 --> 00:57:52,469
[Eerie sounds]
937
00:58:01,869 --> 00:58:04,568
- Okay, I don't normally get
down like this, but alright.
938
00:58:12,619 --> 00:58:14,273
- Zoe?
939
00:58:17,363 --> 00:58:19,278
Babe?
940
00:58:20,497 --> 00:58:23,587
[Scream]
941
00:58:36,382 --> 00:58:38,950
- What was that?
- Sounded like Truggers.
942
00:58:50,178 --> 00:58:52,398
Hello?
943
00:58:54,182 --> 00:58:55,923
Hello!
944
00:59:02,321 --> 00:59:04,038
- This isn't funny, Truggers!
945
00:59:04,062 --> 00:59:05,933
- Seriously, man,
stop playing games!
946
00:59:28,652 --> 00:59:30,630
- Did you bring the flashlight?
947
00:59:30,654 --> 00:59:31,655
- No.
948
00:59:44,885 --> 00:59:46,341
[Scream]
949
00:59:46,365 --> 00:59:47,472
- Lucky what the hell man!
950
00:59:47,496 --> 00:59:48,735
- It's not my fault.
951
00:59:48,759 --> 00:59:50,239
What are you guys
sneaking around for?
952
00:59:50,263 --> 00:59:51,781
- Okay, everybody stop, okay?
953
00:59:51,805 --> 00:59:53,405
We have start taking
this more seriously.
954
00:59:53,429 --> 00:59:55,257
- I am taking this seriously.
955
00:59:58,420 --> 01:00:00,161
What? - Put your pants on!
956
01:00:01,380 --> 01:00:03,706
- Where's Zoe?
- Good question.
957
01:00:03,730 --> 01:00:05,665
- What do you mean,
"good question?"
958
01:00:05,689 --> 01:00:08,015
- What, you think I enjoy
parading around like this?
959
01:00:08,039 --> 01:00:09,039
- Yes!
960
01:00:10,694 --> 01:00:13,150
- Well, no, as a matter of fact,
961
01:00:13,174 --> 01:00:15,152
I don't.
962
01:00:15,176 --> 01:00:17,241
I've never been in
this situation before.
963
01:00:17,265 --> 01:00:20,854
And you are now officially
the second girl
964
01:00:20,878 --> 01:00:23,030
of my entire high school career
965
01:00:23,054 --> 01:00:25,012
to ever see me half naked.
966
01:00:28,363 --> 01:00:29,950
- I'm honored.
967
01:00:29,974 --> 01:00:32,692
- I thought tonight was
gonna be the night.
968
01:00:32,716 --> 01:00:35,477
She teased me, dude, and
then she just took off.
969
01:00:35,501 --> 01:00:38,286
She used me for her
own selfish pleasure.
970
01:00:39,548 --> 01:00:42,116
I just want to go
home and jerk off.
971
01:00:45,729 --> 01:00:47,924
Did I say that out loud?
972
01:00:47,948 --> 01:00:50,013
- Put some clothes on.
973
01:00:50,037 --> 01:00:51,917
- Drew, go tell your idiot
friend we're leaving.
974
01:00:51,941 --> 01:00:53,594
- Yes, can we please leave?
975
01:00:55,956 --> 01:00:58,306
- Truggers come on, dude.
We're heading out!
976
01:01:04,922 --> 01:01:06,726
- And to think,
977
01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:10,101
she could have had all of this.
978
01:01:15,454 --> 01:01:17,108
- She missed out.
979
01:01:18,762 --> 01:01:20,154
- You think?
980
01:01:22,330 --> 01:01:25,309
- One day you are going to make
981
01:01:25,333 --> 01:01:28,554
a very special girl very...
982
01:01:32,297 --> 01:01:33,820
lucky.
983
01:01:52,796 --> 01:01:54,449
- Hello?
984
01:02:18,299 --> 01:02:20,475
Truggers, you dirty dog.
985
01:02:31,530 --> 01:02:36,404
[Ominous sounds]
986
01:02:48,112 --> 01:02:50,027
[Chuckle]
987
01:02:54,161 --> 01:02:55,641
- Oh my god...
988
01:02:56,773 --> 01:02:58,296
This isn't happening.
989
01:03:11,048 --> 01:03:15,922
[Ominous sounds]
990
01:03:25,323 --> 01:03:28,215
Oh my god...
991
01:03:28,239 --> 01:03:30,241
Did you just...
992
01:03:31,416 --> 01:03:33,766
[whispered] ejaculate?
993
01:03:36,377 --> 01:03:38,249
- Truggers, man, enough!
994
01:03:45,865 --> 01:03:48,215
[Shout] My ankle!
995
01:03:51,218 --> 01:03:53,133
Ow! My ankle...
996
01:03:58,269 --> 01:04:00,924
Truggers, I'm gonna
kill you, man.
997
01:04:09,889 --> 01:04:11,475
Becca, you gave me
a heart attack!
998
01:04:11,499 --> 01:04:12,849
What are you doing?
999
01:04:19,159 --> 01:04:21,727
Come on, stop. We talked
about this, okay?
1000
01:04:23,903 --> 01:04:25,600
Becca, lay off!
1001
01:04:28,952 --> 01:04:30,867
- Hello?
1002
01:04:31,955 --> 01:04:33,584
Lucky!
1003
01:04:33,608 --> 01:04:36,350
Great, you smoked yourself
into a standing coma.
1004
01:04:38,048 --> 01:04:39,503
Lucky!
1005
01:04:39,527 --> 01:04:40,877
Snap out of it!
1006
01:04:54,586 --> 01:04:56,893
You okay?
1007
01:04:59,417 --> 01:05:02,724
Lucky, did you look
into the mirror?
1008
01:05:07,468 --> 01:05:09,470
Did you see anything?
1009
01:05:11,342 --> 01:05:14,867
Lucky, did you see
a man hanging?
1010
01:05:25,530 --> 01:05:29,751
[Ominous sounds]
1011
01:05:31,971 --> 01:05:34,191
[Glass breaks]
1012
01:05:46,812 --> 01:05:48,205
Lucky...
1013
01:05:50,555 --> 01:05:52,296
Lucky, open your eyes!
1014
01:05:53,732 --> 01:05:56,145
Trust me, Lucky. Stay with me.
1015
01:05:56,169 --> 01:05:57,562
Open your eyes!
1016
01:05:58,693 --> 01:06:00,367
- I don't wanna die!
1017
01:06:00,391 --> 01:06:02,630
- You're not gonna die.
1018
01:06:02,654 --> 01:06:05,285
- I don't wanna get
my eyes scooped out.
1019
01:06:05,309 --> 01:06:07,896
- Nobody is scooping
anybody's eyes out.
1020
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:10,314
Just open your eyes.
1021
01:06:16,711 --> 01:06:18,951
[Laughing]
1022
01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:20,193
Lucky!
1023
01:06:21,325 --> 01:06:22,369
You're okay!
1024
01:06:23,501 --> 01:06:24,957
- I'm fine!
1025
01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:27,133
[Laughing] I'm fine!
1026
01:06:27,157 --> 01:06:30,179
[Laughing]
1027
01:06:30,203 --> 01:06:32,051
I'm not gonna die a virgin.
1028
01:06:32,075 --> 01:06:33,791
- You scared the shit out of me!
1029
01:06:33,815 --> 01:06:37,186
- Well, those guys put that dumb
1030
01:06:37,210 --> 01:06:39,232
urban legend into our heads,
1031
01:06:39,256 --> 01:06:41,190
so what am I supposed to think?
1032
01:06:41,214 --> 01:06:42,844
And here I am,
1033
01:06:42,868 --> 01:06:45,064
thinking that I'm gonna
get my eyes scooped out
1034
01:06:45,088 --> 01:06:46,888
and that I'm never gonna
be able to see again.
1035
01:06:48,482 --> 01:06:49,788
- You're alright?
1036
01:06:50,876 --> 01:06:51,920
- Yeah.
1037
01:06:53,183 --> 01:06:54,812
Everything's cool.
1038
01:06:54,836 --> 01:06:56,336
I'm fine,
1039
01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:58,275
you're fine...
1040
01:07:31,743 --> 01:07:33,310
- Whoa.
1041
01:07:42,928 --> 01:07:44,669
- Lucky!
1042
01:07:50,762 --> 01:07:52,155
Lucky...
1043
01:07:53,634 --> 01:07:54,983
Lucky, what's happening?!
1044
01:08:08,345 --> 01:08:10,714
- Jordan! Jordan,
what's happening?
1045
01:08:10,738 --> 01:08:12,020
- Lucky!
1046
01:08:12,044 --> 01:08:13,935
- Jordan, help!
1047
01:08:13,959 --> 01:08:15,395
Jordan!
1048
01:08:29,714 --> 01:08:31,498
- Get off of me,
you crazy bitch!
1049
01:08:55,914 --> 01:08:57,785
Becca...
1050
01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:01,267
Becca, did you do this?
1051
01:09:10,189 --> 01:09:12,124
- I don't want to die!
- Lucky!
1052
01:09:12,148 --> 01:09:13,366
- What's happening?!
1053
01:09:14,628 --> 01:09:16,935
[Scream]
1054
01:09:19,590 --> 01:09:21,872
Jordan, what's happening to me?
1055
01:09:21,896 --> 01:09:24,092
- I don't know what to do!
What should I do?
1056
01:09:24,116 --> 01:09:25,659
Just try not to move.
1057
01:09:25,683 --> 01:09:28,227
- It's not like I have
a fucking choice!
1058
01:09:28,251 --> 01:09:32,840
[Screaming]
1059
01:09:32,864 --> 01:09:34,363
Jordan!
1060
01:09:34,387 --> 01:09:37,323
[Screaming]
1061
01:09:37,347 --> 01:09:38,846
Jordan!
1062
01:09:38,870 --> 01:09:42,874
[Both screaming]
1063
01:09:47,879 --> 01:09:49,272
- Lucky!
1064
01:09:52,884 --> 01:09:54,688
Drew!
1065
01:09:54,712 --> 01:09:56,366
Truggers!
1066
01:10:16,951 --> 01:10:18,344
[Yelp]
1067
01:10:20,041 --> 01:10:21,434
Zoe!
1068
01:10:22,653 --> 01:10:24,698
Thank god! I thought you left.
1069
01:10:26,439 --> 01:10:28,136
Zoe?
1070
01:10:36,232 --> 01:10:38,277
[Scream]
1071
01:10:59,037 --> 01:11:01,866
[Chewing and spitting]
1072
01:11:22,974 --> 01:11:24,323
Drew, wake up!
1073
01:11:28,719 --> 01:11:30,305
- Jordan...
1074
01:11:30,329 --> 01:11:31,698
- Are you okay?
1075
01:11:31,722 --> 01:11:33,177
- I think my ankle's broken.
1076
01:11:33,201 --> 01:11:34,918
- Fuck! Your ear!
1077
01:11:34,942 --> 01:11:36,596
- Hey listen, are you alright?
1078
01:11:37,902 --> 01:11:39,295
- Lucky's dead.
1079
01:11:41,384 --> 01:11:43,560
Zoe's dead...
1080
01:11:53,526 --> 01:11:55,441
- Truggers is dead.
1081
01:12:00,881 --> 01:12:02,883
Becca's...
1082
01:12:04,189 --> 01:12:06,036
she's gone.
1083
01:12:06,060 --> 01:12:08,517
- Look, we have to
get out of here.
1084
01:12:08,541 --> 01:12:10,127
- Listen, listen...
1085
01:12:10,151 --> 01:12:11,911
Lucky has a phone. He
has a phone downstairs.
1086
01:12:11,935 --> 01:12:14,095
We have to get to that phone.
We have to call the cops.
1087
01:12:14,119 --> 01:12:16,992
- We need to get you up.
- [Drew shouts in pain]
1088
01:12:25,645 --> 01:12:27,580
- You're going to be okay, okay?
1089
01:12:27,604 --> 01:12:30,409
Just stay with me and hang on.
We're gonna get out of here.
1090
01:12:30,433 --> 01:12:31,651
- Jordan...
1091
01:12:33,087 --> 01:12:34,524
I love you.
1092
01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:38,745
- I...
1093
01:12:40,791 --> 01:12:42,270
I love you, too.
1094
01:13:36,324 --> 01:13:40,938
[Ominous sounds]
1095
01:13:48,249 --> 01:13:49,729
Die, you bitch!
1096
01:13:55,605 --> 01:13:57,452
Drew! Drew!
1097
01:13:57,476 --> 01:13:59,391
Drew, wake up!
1098
01:14:12,230 --> 01:14:14,295
Drew, you're going to be okay.
1099
01:14:14,319 --> 01:14:15,973
I'm gonna get us help, okay?
1100
01:14:29,073 --> 01:14:31,118
[Phone vibrating]
1101
01:14:35,862 --> 01:14:39,475
Okay, if I was Lucky's
password, what would I be?
1102
01:14:45,219 --> 01:14:50,200
[Phone dialling]
1103
01:14:50,224 --> 01:14:51,574
[Dialling stops]
1104
01:14:52,662 --> 01:14:54,074
Drew...
1105
01:14:54,098 --> 01:14:55,491
[Scream]
1106
01:15:02,106 --> 01:15:04,325
Drew, you need to be okay!
1107
01:15:06,327 --> 01:15:10,244
[Choking]
1108
01:15:11,376 --> 01:15:13,702
Drew... Drew!
1109
01:15:13,726 --> 01:15:15,162
Please!
1110
01:15:35,922 --> 01:15:38,272
Help!
1111
01:15:39,970 --> 01:15:41,972
Help me!
1112
01:15:49,109 --> 01:15:52,373
[Eerie sounds]
1113
01:16:31,674 --> 01:16:33,458
[Scream]
1114
01:16:47,124 --> 01:16:50,997
[Crying]
1115
01:17:03,488 --> 01:17:04,881
Damn it!
1116
01:17:43,267 --> 01:17:48,098
[Eerie sounds]
1117
01:18:06,769 --> 01:18:11,599
[Dramatic sounds]
1118
01:18:46,112 --> 01:18:50,987
[Ominous sounds]
1119
01:20:35,265 --> 01:20:39,443
[Choking]
1120
01:20:47,407 --> 01:20:48,844
I'm sorry.
1121
01:21:07,950 --> 01:21:12,868
[Crying]
1122
01:21:39,198 --> 01:21:44,073
♪ [Slow music]
1123
01:22:57,494 --> 01:22:59,298
- What the hell
happened in there?
1124
01:22:59,322 --> 01:23:01,039
I told you not to
go in that house.
1125
01:23:01,063 --> 01:23:06,044
[Radio chatter]
1126
01:23:06,068 --> 01:23:07,939
Miss, are you okay?
1127
01:23:09,506 --> 01:23:10,942
Miss?
75119
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