All language subtitles for The Great Lover.eng23976

Now the story of a wealthy

family who lost everything...

and the one son
who had no choice...

but to keep them all together.

It's Arrested Development.

[Man Narrating] Michael

Bluth was taking his son...

to an interview at the

prestigious Milford School...

an institution once
famous for its credo...

that children should be
"neither seen nor heard."

"Woman."

{ Whispers]
They're not getting in.

- I might not get
in either, and that

wouldn't be the
end of the world.

- Shh

We're not even going
down that road, okay?

The next four years are
all about your future...

and that's the most
important thing to me, okay?

Things have
changed around here. We

have talking
sessions throughout the day.

We even have a talking room

where students
are encouraged...

to go in and talk to
their heart's content.

- Sounds like fun.
-

First thing he's said all day.

The point is
I'm not my father.

I do think it's best
for the Milford School...

to distance itself
from the Bluth name.

It's... nothing personal.

Are you talking about the

fact that my
father is in jail?

Because I don't like to be

compared to my father either.

- I don't mind
being compared to my

father.
- Save it for the talk room.

- Sorry.
- I can assure you

that my family
is back on track...

- And no longer
in any trouble.

- Not according
to today's paper.

Oh, God. What
have we done this time?

- Don't ever mention Klimpy's

to me again.
- What did you do?

If I still had
money, I'd buy a

Klimpy's just to
burn it to the ground.

I know, Mom. You hate

Klimpy's. Tell
me what happened.

Your sister
and I tried to get

into that new
restaurant, Rud...

and they wouldn't let us in.

Mrs. Bluth,
there's absolutely no room.

Come on. I've
suddenly lost my appetite.

Oh, who's going
to believe that?

[Narrator] With her blood

sugar at a perilous low...

Lucille made Lindsay pull

into the nearest restaurant.

Welcome to
Klimpy's! Anywhere you like!

This does not bode well.

- I'll have the Ike and

Tina Tuna.
- Plate or platter?

- I don't understand the

question, and I
won't respond to it.

- And what would you like?

- I'd like my old life back.

So there really was no fight?

Well, one tiny
thing at the end.

How can you
treat me this way?

- Oh

please! Everything
I've said about you...

can be covered
with makeup and

a lie about a thyroid problem.

Good grief
almighty! You think

I'm enjoying my
slide into poverty?

Sorry, Lindsay.
There goes your dessert.

Why don't you eat it, Mother?

Why don't you just take this

cake and shove it... { Beeps]

Hey, who called the cops?

It was all just a
big misunderstanding.

Totally blown
out of proportion.

Well, listen, I
think it cost George

Michael a chance to
go to the Milford School.

Oh, big deal. Buster's the

only one who ever liked it.

[Narrator]
Buster so excelled at

being neither
seen nor heard...

that he
remained at the school

undetected for a
full two semesters...

after he was
supposed to graduate.

Nonetheless,
this bad press is

starting to taint
my son's future...

and we've got to
put an end to it.

Michael, if this is
a lecture on how we're

all supposed to whatever

and blah, blah, blah...

well, you can save it

'cause we all
know it by heart.

- Good-bye, Missus.
- Lindsay, you'll

be happy to know
that I have a new idea.

I met a publicist
today. I'm gonna hire her.

- We need
somebody to make us look

good.

- I say it's a waste of money

We're plenty
sympathetic as we are.

- Is this your onion?
- Yes.

- What's in the foil?
- Nothing.

It's a ball of
foil for my son.

Have a great day, sweetie.

I don't know how she can't.

So this publicist,
Michael, is she cute?

- I never really noticed.
- [Narrator] In

fact, Michael had
noticed her at the gym...

but only recently gotten up

the nerve to talk to her...

giving him a chance to

work on his flirting skills...

Race you to the
top of the hill.

which had gotten
rusty over the years.

- I'll race you
to the top of the

hill.
- I brought a picnic lunch.

Hey, that hill was really...

- Jessie Bowers

If you ever have any
public relations needs...

My relations are already a

little too
public. I'm Michael Bluth.

- From the Bluth Company?
- That's right.

I'm giving you my direct line.

Okay, sure. She's...
She's cute, I suppose.

I mean, now
that you're making

me think about
it, uh, she's cute.

She's a cutie. She's a little

cutie pie. But I
never really noticed.

- Why don't you just ask her

out?
- That's not an option.

- 'Cause you're scared?
-

No, because of George Michael.

He still hasn't gotten
over losing his mother.

I just want to
get him through

high school; then
we'll deal with me.

So you didn't get any while

you were in high school...

and now you're
not gonna get any

while George
Michael's in high school.

[Narrator] And so the family

gathered at the model home...

eager to hear their
new publicist's plan.

- Get jobs and behave?
-

Instead of us getting jobs...

why don't you do your job and

tell everyone we've got jobs?

- I have a job.
- { Coughs] Kiss ass.

Well, we were all thinking it.

Uh, I'm unclear about
what it is exactly you do.

Excellent
question. A publicist...

No, no. I was
talking to George Michael.

When did you get a job?

- At the banana stand.
- Oh! Duh.

I thought you meant
like a plumber or something.

And I was like, "When
did that happen?" { Laughs]

Jessie, why don't you just

go ahead andjump in here.

It's a tough
group to keep focused.

I'm going on the
offensive. I want

to get an
article in the paper...

to show that this is a

functional family
and a relatable family.

Are we on? Hello!
Hello from prison!

Thanks toJessie for
setting up this telelink.

I've started a Torah study

group. I'm very
excited about it.

Looks like... I
don't know... looks

like I have some
possible converts.

Your father's religious
now? We'll play that up.

Your father's religious
now? We'll play that up.

- It's very sympathetic.
-

Yeah. Who
doesn't love theJews?

And it allows me to put
Michael front and center.

He needs to be the
new face of this family.

He's the only likable one

in the bunch. No offense.

- None taken.
- [Gob] I'm sorry.

Isn't Michael the least

likable one in the family?

No. There are
very few intelligent...

attractive and
straight men in this town.

Well, that
certainly leaves me out.

She... She said single.

You did say "single,"
correct? I thought l...

I didn't quite hear
that. The reception is bad.

But as the Talmud tells us...

{ TVAudio Breaking Up]

...to the
jackal as to an oxen.

{ Laughs] Did it get a laugh?

Sorry. I'm still on the whole

Michael being likable thing.

You know that
he's only had sex

with, like, four women, right?

[Jessie] Let's
focus on your likability.

You're going to start doing

some charity
work with your magic.

Actually, I'm kind of the

charitable one of the family.

- I think it's best if you

got a job.
- Oh, come on.!

I'm a parent. I care
about my daughter every

bit as much as
Michael cares about his son.

What grade am I in?

- What kind of job?
-

Something
where you'll be seen.

I represent Cloudmir Vodka...

and they want
someone to promote

it by ordering
it at a hot bar.

- A place like Rud.
- Okay. I'll do it.

And, Tobias,
you're a medical doctor...

and you're living an
absurd fantasy as an actor.

- It's time to get real.
- Wow.

It's tough
talk, but I like it.

You're saying
land a major film.

I'm saying get your
medical license back.

I've set up a hearing
for tomorrow in Boston.

- Michael has
generously donated

$1,100 for your trip.
- I'm sorry.

I truly believe
that the universe

wants me to be an
actor and not a doctor.

I'm just waiting for a sign.

- Here's your cash

- Universal Shuttle picks you

up at 8:00.
- Any sign, really.

Sorry. Some of my students

are arguing
the significance...

of the shank bone
on the seder plate.

But that...
Not... not wag our

genitals at one
another to make a point.

- Thought provoking.
- And,

Lucille, people
think you're cold.

- Hanukkah can be spelled so

many ways. Oh, God!
- { Yelling]

- Buster.
- Right here. Ready to go.

At your service.
Get me out there.

I want you to stay in.

People find you
odd and alienating.

You make them uneasy.
Stay out of the spotlight.

I shall be neither
seen nor heard. Watch me.

You can always
tell a Milford man.

[Narrator] Each
with their new charge...

the Bluths set about
redefining their image.

Tobias was off to Los

Angeles
International Airport...

determined to return to
his family with a career.

Well, this is great.

Why would anybody take a limo?

What is this, like, $12?

Why would anybody pay more

than $12 to go to the airport?

Next stop, LAX.

Come on! We're
stopping again? How

many more stops
are we gonna make?

Honestly, I haven't even seen

this part of Los
Ang... Is that snow?

Really, now.
This is ridiculous.

I paid 12
American... Oh, my God.

You are Carl
Weathers, the actor.

I went to San Francisco to

attend your stage
fighting workshop.

- But you never showed up.
-

I got bumped from that flight.

Hell, they'll give you
$300 if you get bumped.

It's this crazy
loophole in the

system that the
wrong guy discovered.

Guess where I won't be going.

- { Laughs

Yeah. So... { Chuckles]

I am an actor too.

- Oh. Good.
- Well, I want to be.

Without the
proper training, I'm

afraid I'm
doomed to b3 4 d0ct0r.

Well, hell, I can train you.

Oh, well, I'm afraid
all I have is $1,100...

and that's for
this plane ticket, so...

Check this out.
$1,100 is exactly

what I charge
for acting classes.

- No, it isn't!
- Yeah.

- What are the chance...
- { Chuckles]

Universe,
you've done it again.

[Narrator]
Meanwhile, Gob was beginning

his charity work at
a local nursing home.

I'm gonna need
a volunteer for

my next
illusion, the Aztec Tomb!

- [Woman] A tomb?
- Or box. Box is... fine.

Oh, yes.! Well, excellent.

Let's get you in the box.

{ Softly] There's a panel.

just flip it around, curl up

behind it,
don't make any noise.

Ancient lore has
it the Aztec gods

put a curse on
any man who dare...

- What?
- He's gone.

- [Narrator]
Buster was also doing his

share for the family.
- { Phone Ringing]

{ Continues Ringing]

And Michael, atJessie's

insistence, was
out on the town.

I haven't been
out to dinner in

so long, I feel
a little guilty.

You have nothing
to be guilty about.

You're the only one in your

family who's
ever been responsible.

Well, I'm certainly the only

one that's ever
held a real job.

Oh, really,
Michael? Watch this.

Wow! This Cloudmir's
making me think fuzzy.

I have almost
no judgment at all.

- Two more Cloudmirs, please.

- "Only one with a real job."

jessie, you've really been

doing a great
job with my family.

- Oh, good. Get one of

Michael and me on a date.
- Sure.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

A date? This is a date now? I

thought this
was just business.

Can't it be a
little bit of both?

How will I know which
part of it is business?

Uh-oh.

Can't wait to see
which part of it is a date.

Show me business again.

- [TVStatic]
- [Maeby] What you doing?

just trying to
get the TVworking.

Oh, yeah, I
tried that earlier. I

think it's still
hooked up to the prison.

So when those guys kept

saying, "Hey,
you, boy," that was me?

- I was the boy?
- Sounds like it.

Have you told your dad you

don't want to
go to that school?

I'm thinking of
just going. I mean,

the graduates go
on to do great things.

I suppose, but
that means we won't

be going to the
same high school.

Man, it just
keeps getting worse.

- But he's my Dad. I don't

want to disappoint him.
- Man.

You and I are so different.

It's like we're
not even related.

- That'd be amazing.
- [TVStatic]

Oh, my God.

- Hey, buddy.
- Hey, Dad.

I'm sorry that I'm so
late, but I was with Jessie.

This girl's
making some serious

progress in getting
you into that school.

She just booked Gob a gig at

Earl Milford's nursing home.

- You're gonna be a shoo-in.
- Oh.

{ Chuckles] She's
kinda something, isn't she?

Yeah, I guess.

I mean, you know, hey, she is

no replacement for your mom.

- Oh, no. No way.
- Not at all.

- She's just
working for us. You're not

dating her.
- No, I am not dating her.

Absolutely not dating her.

just you and
me. The Bluth boys.

Bluth boys.

- Good night, buddy.
- Good night.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Is he in bed?
- He's on his way.

Hey, listen,
listen, listen, listen.

This might be moving a

little bit too fast for him.

I mean for... for us.

Me. Uh, for me.

Maybe we should
take a step back...

and just keep this
relationship professional.

- Oh, I think that
would take all the

fun out of it.
- No. Seriously, seriously.

You're amazing...

But I just think
we should slow down.

- Uh-huh

So the two
months on the bike,

that was, what, for my health?

We had great conversations.

- Seriously, this is hard for

me.
- This is hard for me too.

I've got a life to
get on track, and I

don't like wasting
time, so let's do this.

Let's take two steps back...

and why don't you find
yourself a new publicist.

jessie.

No. I was just
saying your name

as you walked
away. I didn't...

I have no follow-up.

- [Door Opens and Closes]
- Jessie.

[Narrator]
Michael felt bad...

- { Ringing

- But he felt
even worse when he

got a call from his brother.
- Hello.

It's Gob. I'm
looking forJessie.

She just left. What's wrong?

-

need her to spin
something for me.

Well, that's too bad
because I think she quit.

What do you need her to spin?

- Murder

[Narrator] Michael was

summoned to help his brother.

- Murder, huh? Who died?
- My career.

- I'm going to go home now.
- I lost a guy.

I put him in the Aztec
Tomb, and he disappeared.

- Isn't that the point?
- This will ruin me.

- He's probably fine. He just

escaped.
- No! I need Jessie!

Well, she quit
when I told her

that I couldn't
go out with her.

You know, I have to do
the right thing for my son.

Then you better get her back

because the guy I
lost was Earl Milford.

- What?
- I didn't know it was him.

Although he was
spectacularly quiet in there.

You can always
tell a Milford man.

Gob, have you
destroyed my chance

at getting my
son in that school?

Not with the right spin.

jessie. Get her back.

[Narrator]
Charged with the task

of renewing his
medical license...

Tobias was enjoying his first

acting class
with Carl Weathers.

I don't know what your police

captain told you about me...

but I'm a
different breed of cop.

I'm from the streets,
and I'm the last cop...

you're ever gonna wanna

mess with in a darkened alley.

Dark alley. And
l... { Chuckles]

Listen, Mr.
Weathers, I don't know.

Perhaps my wife was right.

I don't know if I'm cut

out to be a... a De Niro...

or a Regis or a

Pinkett-Smith
or what have you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Tobias.

Dreams are worth fighting for.

Now, are you gonna be a

fighter, or are
you gonna be a doctor?

You're right, Carl Weathers.

I should just march into that

restaurant where my
wife works and tell her...

Your wife works in a

restaurant? Do
they get a shift meal...

or do they just pay

half-price on
select menu items?

- I don't know.
- Well, let's find out, man.

[Narrator] And the
press got hold of Gob's story.

- Where is Earl Milford?
-

l... I don't know, all right?

I put him in a box. I
didn't kill him, all right?

And don't edit this for your

broadcast so it
looks like I'm screaming...

"I killed Earl Milford."

Startling
confession, tonight at 11:00.

[Narrator] Minutes later,

Gob unloaded his equipment...

and made a
surprising discovery.

Don't send me back. They

abuse us. It's not pleasant.

Earl, I have to take you back.

- It's the only
way to clear my

name.
- You'll have a new name:

- Hero.
- Hero.

That could work for me.

[Narrator] Meanwhile, Jessie

decided to pay
George Michael a visit.

Hi, George
Michael. Proud of yourself?

Yeah. I got a
bum away from the

stand without
hurting his feelings.

- That was pretty sweet.
-

No. I mean about your father.

About denying him
his chance to be happy.

You're into that too?
I'm rubbing off on you, huh?

No. I want my dad to be happy.

It's too late
now. I've seen to that.

Daddy lost his shot at happy,

and it's all your fault, Opie.

[Narrator]Jessie
had gone too far,

and she had
best watch her mouth.

Michael's about to become

the most
unlikable man in town.

Check the papers.

She kind of
reminds me of my mother.

[Narrator] And later that

night, Lindsay
was working at Rud.

You seem like a
man of taste and class.

I'll give you
$2,000 to touch me.

{ Chuckles] Oh,
my God. My husband.

{ Chuckles] Oh,
my God. My husband.

You're married to
Carl Weathers? { Beeps]

What's going on? Why are you

here? Why
aren't you in Boston?

- Who's he?
- His name is Carl

Weathers, and he's
my new acting teacher.

And, Lindsay,
he's teaching me

all these
valuable life lessons.

- I buy all my cars at police

auction.

- He's full
of stuff like that

And, Lindsay, he's

teaching me to
follow my dreams.

Give me a bourbon.

Any room on that
tab for me to jump on?

[Narrator] And
Michael caught up with Jessie.

Listen, thanks for coming.

I was just... I was
doing some thinking.

You know, I pulled
away, and that was wrong.

- I really want to make this

work.
- Get away from my son!

Hey, Mom. Kind
of on a date here.

You'll change
your mind after this.

[Narrator] And
Michael saw the

story thatJessie had planted.

Let me tell you
something, sweetie.

We may pick on each other,

get into little scrapes...

call each other names and

occasionally
steal from each other...

but that's
because we're a family.

You have no right.
You don't get to do that.

"Lindsay's a
combative, entitled princess"?

I should hire somebody
to kick your ass for that.

- Save your money.
- Yeah,

you're right.
I'll do it myself.

Hey, whoa! We
are not settling

things like that
anymore, all right?

- I don't need my
son reading about us

in the paper.
- Oh, you and your son.

Stop using him as an
excuse for everything you do.

- I saw him today. He's fine

with us.
- What? You saw him today?

Yeah. I told him he was

getting in the
way of your happiness.

You did? You
said that to my son?

Yeah.

You're on your own. Ladies?

[Man] Food fight.!

[Jessie] What are you doing?

Oh, my face.!

I'm gonna get
you guys.! Stop.!

The press is
having a love affair...

with hating
the Bluth family...

and they were the center of

another brawl this evening.

I'm looking at $50,000

worth of medical bills here.

It looks like
you won't be getting

into this school.
Are you disappointed?

Well, are you disappointed?

Look, George Michael, I want

you to tell me
how you feel, okay?

I don't want you to worry so

much about
hurting my feelings.

I didn't want to go to that

school, and Jessie's a psycho.

That could've saved
us a little bit of time.

But, Dad, if you
ever want to date

anyone else,
that's fine with me.

Yeah? Thanks, buddy.

- 'Cause you know,
I mean, four women,

that is kind of sad.
- All right. Thank you.

I know you got
married in college,

but that was
your sophomore year.

- You had your
whole freshman year

to...

- That's
enough honesty for now

- Thank you. Good night.
- There

must have been
girls at parties.

On the next
Arrested Development.

Gob holds a press
conference ofhis own.

And, now, prepare
to call me "hero."

[Cameras Clicking]

He's resting, so... Oh.

Pick a card. Oh, boy.

And Buster
moves to the kitchen.

[Creaking]