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Subtitles by explosiveskull
Resync by GoldenBeard
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Welcome.
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You're just in time
for our story.
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An epic detective adventure.
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Sherlock Holmes,
the greatest...
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Oh, let's do
"Gnomeo and Juliet" instead!
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Yeah, we've already
done that.
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Hey, hey, I know!
"Game of Gnomes!"
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- Or "The Gnome Ranger."
- No, we're doing this.
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Sherlock Holmes, the greatest
detective of all time.
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And ours
will be the best ever.
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Because our Sherlock
is a...
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Let's do "The Twilight Gnome."
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- No, no!
- Or "Spider-Man: Gnomecoming."
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Or "Indiana Gnomes."
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No! Because our Sherlock
is a garden gnome!
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He's a garden gnome! Okay?
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Oh, well, why didn't you
just say that?
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Prepare for a tale
of suspense,
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intrigue, and mystery.
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Ooh, mystery.
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Prepare for "Sherlock Gnomes."
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The final clue, Watson.
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The kidnapped gnomes
are in the museum.
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And seconds away
from being smashed!
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We shall see about that.
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- Help!
- Help.
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Show yourself, Moriarty!
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Help! I'm stuck!
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Oh, Sherlock.
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How can I resist
a request like that?
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Ta-da! Here I am! Your
favorite evil pie mascot.
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Though I said "evil",
I do cry at sad films.
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I'm very complex.
Don't try and get me.
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Shirley.
Could I call you that?
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You are just in time to see
these gnomes go extinct.
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This stops now, Moriarty.
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Oh, be honest, Sherlock.
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You enjoy our little game
as much as I do.
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This is no game.
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I am the sworn protector
of London's garden gnomes.
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If you are the sworn protector
of the city's gnomes,
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then I am
their sworn destroyer!
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And we will keep playing
this little game, Sherlock,
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until I crush
every last gnome in London.
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I'll stop you
until the day I die.
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Oh, lightbulb moment.
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What is it?
Yeah, today's that day.
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Come, Sherlock.
Come dance with me.
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Ow!
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No!
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Fudge buckets.
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Sherlock!
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No thanks needed.
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It is my sworn duty
to protect you.
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No hugs.
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- Oh, Watson.
- Yes, Sherlock?
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Yours, I believe.
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It's over, Watson.
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With Moriarty gone,
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London is once again safe
for all garden gnomes.
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Our new home in London.
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Oh, doesn't it look lovely?
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It's a long way
from Stratford-upon-Avon.
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But a lot
closer to the grandkids.
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And we'll feel better once we
get our gnomes in the garden.
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London.
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A brand new
adventure for us,
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and our star-crossed lovers,
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Gnomeo and Juliet.
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Right. Let's go out
and buy an expensive coffee.
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That's what people
do around here.
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Oh, yes,
I've been practicing my order.
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A skinny triple shot
soy latte, extra dry.
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What a dump!
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Where's the new garden?
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This is the new garden, Fawn.
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Naw, I'm going
back in the box.
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Girls! Language.
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I guess it's a fixer-upper?
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Well, I think
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that it's the most beautiful
garden in the world
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because you're standing in it.
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- Oof, that was super cheesy.
- Aw, seriously?
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I practiced that line in the
car for about 10 minutes.
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It was, like, awful.
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Oh, I bet there's a pretty
good view up there.
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I'll let you know
when I get there first.
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Right, come here.
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Whoa!
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You win.
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Come here.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Think of all the adventures
we're gonna have.
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Juliet, come down this
instant, before you fall.
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When is he gonna realize
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you're the toughest gnome
in the garden?
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Now that was a good line.
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She loves me.
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She loves me not.
She loves me...
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Oh, hi, Nanette.
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Ooh, I think someone's
got a crush on someone.
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Mmm. Maybe.
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Oh, well, maybe they have
a crush on you back.
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- Do you really think so?
- I don't know.
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- I don't know who it is, do I?
- Oh.
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- Gather 'round, everyone.
- Come on, everybody.
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Choppity-chop!
We have an announcement.
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Lord Redbrick and I
are officially retiring.
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We both think a new garden
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is the perfect opportunity
to name new leaders.
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Gnomeo and Juliet.
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Us?
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Hurray for nepotism.
Unbelievable.
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Gnomeo and Juliet will lead us
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in preparing the garden
for winter.
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As soon as the garden
blooms in the spring,
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we'll have a Seedling
Ceremony to celebrate.
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- Come along, dear.
- Ooh.
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Look at this place.
Isn't it perfect?
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It's awful.
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Unbelievably awful.
But it is ours.
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Yeah, it's ours.
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And I'm gonna
show this garden who's boss.
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Hmm.
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Watson! Look what you've done
to the globe.
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Me?
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- You're the one who kicked it.
- Because you ducked.
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The very reason you're wearing
padding is so I can kick you.
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I am not your punching bag!
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Don't be absurd.
Of course you are.
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Oh, how I miss
having a proper enemy.
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Well, I'm sorry
I'm not Moriarty.
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Sherlock! Watson!
Just look at this mess!
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How many times
have I told you?
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If you want to practice
fighting, do it outside!
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We're sorry, Mrs. Udderson.
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Sherlock Gnomes!
Sherlock Gnomes!
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And Dr. W...
Ooh! Oof!
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Finally, a new case.
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- What seems to be the trouble?
- It's my friends.
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All my friends.
The whole garden.
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They've disappeared.
They're all gone!
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A whole garden?
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Watson, gnomes are in danger.
To the scene of the crime.
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Breaking news!
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While London prepares for its
largest fireworks display ever,
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something barely newsworthy
is happening
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in the gardens
across the capital.
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Someone is out there
stealing innocent gnomes.
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Like Barry. Barry was just
sitting there, doing nothing.
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Now he's gone.
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And Barry is just
the tip of the iceberg.
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Susan, Tim, Brad, gone.
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This weird gnome
with his sparkly piano, gone!
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These gnomes on a pig,
for no reason.
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I hope that's not ham
on that pizza.
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All gone! The list goes on.
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When contacted,
the police said...
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We have no time for this.
Please don't contact us again.
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They're clearly swamped.
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Some say it's a job
for Sherlock Gnomes.
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Others say
it's a slow news day.
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All right, Barbara,
time for bed.
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Ugh.
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Humans are tiresomely naive.
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It is an ornamental crime on a
scale we have never seen before.
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This garden alone
lost 10 gnomes today.
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Grass, perfectly even.
Soil, undisturbed.
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Ant colony, thriving.
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- Do you see it, Watson?
- Yes, there are no footprints.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Someone kidnapped all the
gnomes from this backyard
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without leaving
a single footprint.
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A gnome can dream.
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- Benny.
- Aye?
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So, have you talked
to the lucky lady yet?
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Told your mystery crush
you adore her?
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Funny you should say that...
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- No.
- Well, why not?
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Is she that scary?
Is she? I mean, is she?
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She can be.
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La vida buena.
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Don't work too hard, Mankini.
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You've only been lying there
for four days.
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Sun's out, buns out!
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I'm okay.
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Hey, we said that we were gonna plant
these next to the shed, remember?
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Yeah, but they look
better there.
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Oh, all right. I suppose.
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Here. Let me help you
with that.
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Whoa, hey!
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- I feel sick.
- Me, too.
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This garden is still missing something.
Something special.
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Oh, I was just thinking that.
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Do you know what would
be great? Maybe...
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Something that will tie
the whole garden together.
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What about
a new centerpiece?
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- I'm gonna throw up.
- I've got it.
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We need a new centerpiece.
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That's exactly
what I just said.
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Never mind, great minds
thing alike. Am I right?
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Oh, there's so much to do.
I better get started on it.
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Awkward.
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Don't you worry. I know her.
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And she was hanging on
to your every word.
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I think he bought it.
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Ever since
we took over the garden,
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it's like she's not
listening to me anymore.
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Eh? Oh, sorry,
I wasn't listening.
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But I have got an idea.
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You should do
a grand romantic gesture.
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Something reckless
and life-threatening.
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I've got it!
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Go to the zoo
and steal a lion!
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Then fight the lion
in front of Juliet.
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I am not fighting a lion.
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It doesn't have to be a lion.
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It could be a tiger.
Or an angry penguin.
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I mean,
it's either that or flowers.
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Flowers? That's it.
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I'll get her our special
flower for the centerpiece.
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Nanette, you're a genius.
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Oi, Benny, can you give me
a hand with something?
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Step into my office.
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The previous owners
left a bunch
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of amazing electronics
in here.
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Ta-da!
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Um...
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It was on the computer
when I found it.
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Yeah, mate.
Yeah, sure it was.
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Right. Image search.
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All right, type in
"Cupid's Arrow Orchid".
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You just have to hit it.
Just click it.
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Just click the thing! You don't have
to type the whole sent... All right.
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Tell me when you see it.
Tell me when you see it.
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That's the one!
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First time we met we was
trying to get one of those.
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So, we just need to find a
flower shop that sells 'em.
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Zero-point-eight miles.
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And looks like there's a massive blue
line on the ground you can follow.
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Isn't that handy?
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Let's do this.
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I'll have eyes and ears on you
at all times.
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All right, mate?
Let's go liberate a flower!
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Tiny Dancer,
come in, Tiny Dancer.
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This is Benny 101
dash brackets the Benlord
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close brackets
exclamation mark
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smiley-face emoji
dollar sign dollar sign.
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You have got to pick
another code name.
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There's no time.
253
00:14:45,225 --> 00:14:47,757
- Benny, can you...
- Benny 101 dash brackets
254
00:14:47,759 --> 00:14:50,123
the Benlord close brackets
exclamation mark
255
00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:53,189
smiley-face emoji dollar
sign dollar sign. Yes?
256
00:14:54,357 --> 00:14:55,855
Can you pull up
the shop's blueprints
257
00:14:55,857 --> 00:14:57,290
and show me
the best entry points?
258
00:14:57,292 --> 00:14:58,656
Yes, I can.
259
00:14:58,658 --> 00:15:00,291
No, I can't.
260
00:15:00,757 --> 00:15:02,025
You...
261
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:05,324
I see a ventilation shaft.
Will that get me inside?
262
00:15:06,558 --> 00:15:08,291
Ooh.
263
00:15:08,293 --> 00:15:12,259
I have no idea.
It might. Over.
264
00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:15,791
All right. I'm in.
265
00:15:15,793 --> 00:15:17,759
Nice work, Tiny Dancer.
266
00:15:24,159 --> 00:15:24,922
Ooh, that must
be the burglar alarm.
267
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,056
What's your plan, Tiny D?
268
00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:27,657
Just the usual.
Totally wing it,
269
00:15:27,659 --> 00:15:30,223
risk life and limb,
escape by the skin of my teeth.
270
00:15:30,225 --> 00:15:32,692
I call it
"pulling a Gnomeo."
271
00:15:35,992 --> 00:15:38,092
And, uh,
don't call me Tiny D.
272
00:15:51,393 --> 00:15:54,322
Gnomeo? Hey, Benny,
have you seen Gnomeo?
273
00:15:54,324 --> 00:15:56,624
No! Well, maybe.
274
00:15:57,226 --> 00:15:59,990
Is that Gnomeo?
He left the garden?
275
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:02,325
- Oh, no.
- Where is he? What is he doing?
276
00:16:05,858 --> 00:16:07,958
Oh, fertilizer.
277
00:16:16,492 --> 00:16:19,392
Next time, remember
to have an escape plan.
278
00:16:20,526 --> 00:16:22,193
If there is a next time.
279
00:16:36,459 --> 00:16:37,758
Hurry.
280
00:16:41,193 --> 00:16:44,292
Eight gardens of
gnomes vanish into thin air.
281
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:48,725
No clues. Not so much
as a single footprint.
282
00:16:48,727 --> 00:16:51,892
There is only one ornament evil
enough and brilliant enough
283
00:16:51,894 --> 00:16:54,460
to pull off
such a diabolical scheme.
284
00:16:55,294 --> 00:16:56,224
Moriarty.
285
00:16:56,226 --> 00:16:58,158
Moriarty?
But that's impossible.
286
00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,359
Moriarty was smashed.
We saw it.
287
00:17:00,726 --> 00:17:03,026
We can't have seen
the complete picture.
288
00:17:03,226 --> 00:17:04,459
He's alive.
289
00:17:04,461 --> 00:17:06,224
How could he possibly
have survived?
290
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,492
Anyway, Moriarty
always left us a clue,
291
00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:09,626
his calling card.
292
00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:13,328
Yes. What am I missing?
293
00:17:14,628 --> 00:17:15,993
Watson, give me your map.
294
00:17:19,761 --> 00:17:21,461
The gnomes
that just moved in...
295
00:17:21,928 --> 00:17:23,525
Where do they live?
296
00:17:23,527 --> 00:17:24,660
I believe right here.
297
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:26,559
A-ha! Do you see, Watson?
298
00:17:26,561 --> 00:17:28,861
Moriarty has left
his calling card.
299
00:17:30,361 --> 00:17:31,626
"M"!
300
00:17:31,628 --> 00:17:34,828
Hurry, Watson! Those gnomes
are in terrible danger.
301
00:17:39,495 --> 00:17:41,762
Juliet! Wait! Stop! I...
302
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:43,826
I... I can explain.
303
00:17:43,828 --> 00:17:45,760
What on Earth
were you thinking?
304
00:17:45,762 --> 00:17:47,361
I was getting this!
305
00:17:47,660 --> 00:17:48,958
Remember this?
306
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,261
You risked getting smashed
for some flower?
307
00:17:51,263 --> 00:17:54,959
Not some flower, our flower.
I did this for you.
308
00:17:54,961 --> 00:17:57,059
You did this for me? For me?
309
00:17:57,061 --> 00:18:00,160
I've got responsibilities.
I don't have time for this!
310
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,792
No, you just
don't have time for us.
311
00:18:01,794 --> 00:18:03,859
There will be plenty
of time for us
312
00:18:03,861 --> 00:18:05,327
after I get the garden ready.
313
00:18:05,329 --> 00:18:06,859
Unbelievable!
314
00:18:06,861 --> 00:18:08,493
What do you care more about,
the garden or me?
315
00:18:08,495 --> 00:18:10,659
- Oh. You're being ridiculous!
- That is not an answer.
316
00:18:10,661 --> 00:18:13,894
The garden can't wait
and you can!
317
00:18:18,028 --> 00:18:19,994
Gnomeo, help!
There's something here!
318
00:18:19,996 --> 00:18:21,262
It's a... Whoa!
319
00:18:21,662 --> 00:18:23,228
Benny! What's going on?
320
00:18:35,862 --> 00:18:37,592
- Dad!
- Mom!
321
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:39,294
- Nanette!
- Benny!
322
00:18:39,696 --> 00:18:41,262
Ju, they're all gone.
323
00:18:41,862 --> 00:18:43,295
We're too late.
324
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,026
Please step back.
325
00:18:45,028 --> 00:18:46,761
This is an active
crime scene.
326
00:18:46,763 --> 00:18:49,895
Hey! Who are you and what are
you doing in our garden?
327
00:18:49,897 --> 00:18:51,262
Your garden?
328
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:53,026
Where were the two of you
when this happened?
329
00:18:53,028 --> 00:18:55,528
Oh... They were having
a lovers' quarrel.
330
00:18:55,729 --> 00:18:57,462
See how she's
facing away from him?
331
00:18:57,464 --> 00:18:58,860
She's angry with him.
332
00:18:58,862 --> 00:19:01,927
The flower in his hand was
intended as a romantic gesture.
333
00:19:01,929 --> 00:19:04,563
A desperate act
that predictably backfired.
334
00:19:04,763 --> 00:19:06,294
- Oi!
- Watson.
335
00:19:06,296 --> 00:19:08,026
Search the west quadrant.
336
00:19:08,028 --> 00:19:09,528
If that fiend is behind this,
337
00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:11,696
he will have left
his calling card.
338
00:19:11,929 --> 00:19:13,162
What's this?
339
00:19:14,662 --> 00:19:16,228
Let me see that.
340
00:19:16,464 --> 00:19:17,664
Tell me what it is.
341
00:19:17,898 --> 00:19:19,161
It's a clue.
342
00:19:19,163 --> 00:19:20,895
It will lead us
to our next destination.
343
00:19:20,897 --> 00:19:23,860
And if you ever want to see
your friends and family again,
344
00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:25,395
you'll hand it over.
345
00:19:30,929 --> 00:19:32,395
The nine.
346
00:19:32,663 --> 00:19:34,561
There is a slight crack
in its leg.
347
00:19:34,563 --> 00:19:39,430
Hmm. Where have I seen
this particular nine before?
348
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,529
Nine, nine, nine, nine...
349
00:20:01,063 --> 00:20:02,996
Nine! I've got it!
350
00:20:03,230 --> 00:20:04,963
To Chinatown, Watson.
351
00:20:06,130 --> 00:20:08,163
The game is afoot.
352
00:20:08,931 --> 00:20:11,131
Mate,
you're going nowhere...
353
00:20:12,532 --> 00:20:14,795
Stay here!
We're on the case.
354
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,196
What a complete and total...
355
00:20:16,198 --> 00:20:18,163
Get up.
We're going after them.
356
00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:23,163
Wait!
357
00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:37,163
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
358
00:20:40,930 --> 00:20:42,063
Wait!
359
00:20:43,965 --> 00:20:45,564
All ahead full, Watson.
360
00:20:47,965 --> 00:20:49,965
No, wait for us!
361
00:20:52,332 --> 00:20:53,429
Hold on!
362
00:20:53,431 --> 00:20:55,665
Forget them!
We can handle this ourselves.
363
00:20:55,899 --> 00:20:57,997
Or do the exact opposite.
Your call.
364
00:20:58,198 --> 00:21:00,532
Keep those tablets
coming, Watson.
365
00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:09,299
The water level.
It's dropping.
366
00:21:10,065 --> 00:21:11,399
Cut the engines!
367
00:21:14,365 --> 00:21:16,097
Now tell us
what happened to our family.
368
00:21:16,099 --> 00:21:18,597
We don't have time for this.
Will you please step aside?
369
00:21:18,599 --> 00:21:20,629
Not until you tell us
what's going on.
370
00:21:20,631 --> 00:21:21,763
Hmm?
371
00:21:21,765 --> 00:21:24,098
- Oh. Too late.
- What's too late?
372
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,562
Oh, here they come.
373
00:21:25,564 --> 00:21:27,330
And now we have a rat problem,
374
00:21:27,332 --> 00:21:29,863
thanks to these
meddlesome amateurs.
375
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:33,363
If you don't
want to get trampled,
376
00:21:33,365 --> 00:21:35,330
I suggest you help
Watson pull.
377
00:21:35,332 --> 00:21:37,533
Come on! Give me a hand.
378
00:21:43,999 --> 00:21:45,231
Oh, phew.
379
00:21:45,233 --> 00:21:47,363
"Phew"? Young gnome,
380
00:21:47,365 --> 00:21:50,665
what exactly do you think
those rats were running from?
381
00:21:50,867 --> 00:21:51,967
Oh, no.
382
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,734
There!
That's our way out!
383
00:22:03,699 --> 00:22:05,999
Sherlock! Hold on!
384
00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:32,264
Are you okay?
385
00:22:32,266 --> 00:22:33,932
You were saying,
uh, something about
386
00:22:33,934 --> 00:22:35,299
"meddlesome amateurs"?
387
00:22:35,301 --> 00:22:37,398
I stand by that assessment.
388
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:41,734
But if you insist on meddling, perhaps
you could supplement Watson's efforts.
389
00:22:42,332 --> 00:22:43,932
How thoughtful.
390
00:22:43,934 --> 00:22:45,398
What did you say
your names were?
391
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,697
- We didn't. I'm Gnomeo.
- Juliet.
392
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:50,800
I'm Sherlock Gnomes, the world's
first consulting detective
393
00:22:50,802 --> 00:22:53,265
and sworn protector
of London's garden gnomes.
394
00:22:53,267 --> 00:22:55,432
- And I am...
- No time for that now, Watson.
395
00:22:55,434 --> 00:22:57,801
To the surface!
We've not a moment to lose.
396
00:23:00,133 --> 00:23:03,498
Look, now we're on the team, how
about you tell us what's going on?
397
00:23:03,501 --> 00:23:04,867
Starting with this.
398
00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:08,967
The "M" stands for Sherlock's
archenemy, Moriarty.
399
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,567
♪ Moriarty's pies
The taste that makes you smile ♪
400
00:23:12,867 --> 00:23:16,201
♪ Filled with goobarb syrup
Makes you eat it all the while ♪
401
00:23:16,467 --> 00:23:20,067
Some ornaments
are just manufactured evil.
402
00:23:20,601 --> 00:23:24,034
And Moriarty, he was
the most evil of the lot.
403
00:23:26,935 --> 00:23:30,666
For years, Moriarty terrorized
the ornamental world...
404
00:23:32,569 --> 00:23:33,866
Oh.
405
00:23:33,868 --> 00:23:36,335
Until he met his match
in Sherlock Gnomes.
406
00:23:36,736 --> 00:23:38,698
Suddenly he had
a worthy opponent.
407
00:23:38,700 --> 00:23:39,800
Hmm.
408
00:23:39,802 --> 00:23:41,599
And beating Sherlock
became his obsession.
409
00:23:41,601 --> 00:23:44,435
So Moriarty began to play
his terrible game.
410
00:23:45,302 --> 00:23:47,267
He would kidnap gnomes...
411
00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:51,134
leave a trail of clues
as to their location...
412
00:23:52,302 --> 00:23:56,634
and challenge us to find them
within 24 hours or he'd smash them.
413
00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:59,000
He's gonna smash
our friends and family?
414
00:23:59,002 --> 00:24:00,266
So, how do we stop him?
415
00:24:00,268 --> 00:24:02,434
We play his game. For now.
416
00:24:02,636 --> 00:24:05,368
We follow his trail of clues
and find the gnomes.
417
00:24:16,334 --> 00:24:18,869
The 9 with
a crack in its leg.
418
00:24:20,736 --> 00:24:24,968
Just as I remembered.
Curly Fu's Emporium.
419
00:24:25,535 --> 00:24:27,235
Let's go 'round the back.
420
00:24:31,569 --> 00:24:34,168
The next clue will be inside.
421
00:24:40,303 --> 00:24:41,966
If you recall,
422
00:24:41,968 --> 00:24:44,833
the last time we were here
it was a bit of a catastrophe.
423
00:24:44,835 --> 00:24:49,169
Yes. I have a memory
of some slight unpleasantness.
424
00:24:54,403 --> 00:24:56,570
Put these on
so we don't get spotted.
425
00:24:57,602 --> 00:24:59,902
Now, just act natural.
426
00:25:05,169 --> 00:25:06,333
I think that suits you.
427
00:25:06,335 --> 00:25:07,602
Focus.
428
00:25:08,070 --> 00:25:11,437
There, you see.
We're blending in perfectly.
429
00:25:25,803 --> 00:25:28,870
I'm fairly sure
we've been spotted.
430
00:25:44,403 --> 00:25:49,535
Her Highness, the Grand
Empress dowager Pom-Pom!
431
00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:58,070
Empress Pom-Pom remembers you,
Sherlock Gnomes.
432
00:25:58,403 --> 00:26:00,235
Oh, good, good.
433
00:26:00,237 --> 00:26:02,468
- Not fondly.
- Ah.
434
00:26:02,470 --> 00:26:04,235
Well, that's less good,
isn't it?
435
00:26:04,237 --> 00:26:08,069
I see you got the orchid I sent to
apologize for our last encounter.
436
00:26:08,071 --> 00:26:10,003
A gracious gift.
437
00:26:10,005 --> 00:26:12,936
But you are not the one
who offended the Empress.
438
00:26:12,938 --> 00:26:14,669
Sherlock is.
439
00:26:14,671 --> 00:26:19,206
As such, I'm afraid
I must ask you all to leave.
440
00:26:19,471 --> 00:26:21,903
Shake it, shake it, shake it.
Out, out, out!
441
00:26:21,905 --> 00:26:23,302
He's very sorry.
442
00:26:23,304 --> 00:26:24,869
Tell her how sorry you are.
443
00:26:24,871 --> 00:26:27,569
I'm sorry that I wasted
my time solving your case.
444
00:26:27,571 --> 00:26:30,403
Now, technically,
that was an apology.
445
00:26:30,405 --> 00:26:32,769
Dozens of gnomes
are in danger,
446
00:26:32,771 --> 00:26:34,803
so would you kindly step aside
447
00:26:34,805 --> 00:26:37,703
and let me continue
my investigation?
448
00:26:43,104 --> 00:26:44,536
No.
449
00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:46,735
Please.
450
00:26:46,737 --> 00:26:48,302
We just need
to take a look around.
451
00:26:48,304 --> 00:26:49,537
It's very important.
452
00:26:49,805 --> 00:26:52,038
Wait, wait, wait.
Let me explain.
453
00:26:52,371 --> 00:26:54,804
Wait. I'm warning you.
Back off!
454
00:27:05,139 --> 00:27:06,438
Guards!
455
00:27:11,672 --> 00:27:13,436
Watson, you'll have
to fend them off.
456
00:27:13,438 --> 00:27:14,736
I'm going clue hunting.
457
00:27:14,738 --> 00:27:16,371
Right. Here we go again.
458
00:27:16,605 --> 00:27:18,503
You help Watson,
I'll help Sherlock.
459
00:27:18,505 --> 00:27:20,737
- Huh? Oh, great.
- You can handle it.
460
00:27:20,739 --> 00:27:22,805
I was always more
of a dog person, anyway.
461
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,205
What are you looking for?
462
00:27:27,207 --> 00:27:29,337
An assistant who
asks fewer questions!
463
00:27:29,339 --> 00:27:30,571
Are you always
this rude?
464
00:27:30,573 --> 00:27:32,472
That's a question.
465
00:27:32,474 --> 00:27:33,737
A-ha!
466
00:27:33,739 --> 00:27:35,538
That should not be here.
467
00:27:35,540 --> 00:27:39,207
A clock is a terribly offensive
gift in Chinese culture.
468
00:27:41,173 --> 00:27:42,739
How cryptic.
469
00:27:42,971 --> 00:27:44,404
Ooh.
470
00:27:44,406 --> 00:27:45,771
Classic Moriarty.
471
00:27:45,773 --> 00:27:47,805
- A plane? Is that the clue?
- "NV."
472
00:27:47,807 --> 00:27:49,673
All part of Moriarty's game.
473
00:27:50,107 --> 00:27:51,905
Curious. A different pattern.
474
00:27:51,907 --> 00:27:53,870
What's that supposed to mean?
Let me see that.
475
00:27:53,872 --> 00:27:56,004
Miss Juliet,
you must trust me.
476
00:27:56,006 --> 00:27:57,906
My methods
may be unconventional,
477
00:27:57,908 --> 00:28:00,338
but I will find
your family and friends.
478
00:28:00,340 --> 00:28:03,039
Um, we should go.
479
00:28:07,607 --> 00:28:09,073
Other way!
480
00:28:16,707 --> 00:28:18,040
Suction cups.
481
00:28:19,939 --> 00:28:23,005
Paper lanterns.
That might work.
482
00:28:27,474 --> 00:28:28,806
Gnomeo!
483
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,806
This way. Hurry up.
484
00:28:39,707 --> 00:28:42,607
Watson, that lamp
across the street.
485
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:51,040
Put these on.
Follow me! Quickly now.
486
00:28:59,573 --> 00:29:01,707
You may want to go faster.
487
00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:03,407
Yeah, yeah.
Thanks for the tip.
488
00:29:08,408 --> 00:29:09,640
Come on!
489
00:29:15,341 --> 00:29:17,475
Come on! Bring your lanterns.
490
00:29:24,008 --> 00:29:26,406
Get ready
with those suction cups.
491
00:29:26,408 --> 00:29:27,940
On my mark.
492
00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:29,474
Wait, what are we doing?
493
00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:30,975
Jumping, of course.
494
00:29:37,507 --> 00:29:38,872
Have you solved the clue?
495
00:29:38,874 --> 00:29:40,372
Where are we going next?
496
00:29:40,374 --> 00:29:43,474
I'll explain later.
Right now, just hold on.
497
00:29:46,574 --> 00:29:48,908
We'll have to jump
onto that tree!
498
00:29:55,975 --> 00:29:58,240
The Natural History Museum.
499
00:29:58,242 --> 00:30:00,372
The site of our last
showdown with Moriarty.
500
00:30:00,374 --> 00:30:03,206
Of course! That's where
the clue is leading us.
501
00:30:03,208 --> 00:30:04,840
Oh, don't be absurd.
502
00:30:04,842 --> 00:30:06,922
Moriarty would never choose
such an obvious location.
503
00:30:07,141 --> 00:30:09,307
All right, smart guy.
What's your plan?
504
00:30:09,309 --> 00:30:10,840
Well, if you must know,
505
00:30:10,842 --> 00:30:13,907
we are going to the
De Jong Modern Art Gallery.
506
00:30:13,909 --> 00:30:15,872
I haven't cracked
the latest clue yet,
507
00:30:15,874 --> 00:30:17,206
and the art helps me ruminate.
508
00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:19,474
That's your plan?
Art and thinking?
509
00:30:19,476 --> 00:30:21,674
The museum's right there.
Let's just go check it out.
510
00:30:21,676 --> 00:30:24,241
Mate, think about it. You beat
this guy in the museum, right?
511
00:30:24,243 --> 00:30:26,674
And now he wants revenge.
Don't you get it?
512
00:30:26,676 --> 00:30:28,506
He's waiting for you
at the museum,
513
00:30:28,508 --> 00:30:30,108
he wants a rematch.
514
00:30:44,177 --> 00:30:46,275
Plus, we can get in
right there.
515
00:30:47,342 --> 00:30:49,474
Are you...? Is he even
listening to me?
516
00:30:49,476 --> 00:30:50,574
He's not listening. Look.
517
00:30:52,509 --> 00:30:55,742
Oh, good, you stopped talking.
Now we can go to the gallery.
518
00:30:55,744 --> 00:30:57,608
You know what?
Good luck with that.
519
00:30:57,610 --> 00:30:59,043
We're going to the museum.
520
00:30:59,476 --> 00:31:01,877
Let's just go to the gallery.
521
00:31:02,544 --> 00:31:04,207
Are you serious?
522
00:31:04,209 --> 00:31:06,341
You're seriously
choosing him over me?
523
00:31:06,343 --> 00:31:07,875
I'm not choosing anyone.
524
00:31:07,877 --> 00:31:10,141
Sherlock knows this
Moriarty guy and you don't.
525
00:31:10,143 --> 00:31:13,241
We're supposed to be a team.
Gnomeo and Juliet, remember?
526
00:31:13,243 --> 00:31:14,574
We are a team.
527
00:31:14,576 --> 00:31:15,942
Well, it doesn't
feel like it.
528
00:31:15,944 --> 00:31:18,244
It hasn't felt like it
since we moved here.
529
00:31:18,509 --> 00:31:20,175
Oh, Gnomeo.
530
00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:22,211
Are you with me or not?
531
00:31:23,276 --> 00:31:24,808
Don't do this.
532
00:31:25,811 --> 00:31:27,342
And there it is.
533
00:31:29,178 --> 00:31:31,309
Good. Now we can go
to the gallery.
534
00:31:31,311 --> 00:31:34,609
- Should we go after him?
- No! No, we should not.
535
00:31:34,611 --> 00:31:36,009
But you may.
536
00:31:36,277 --> 00:31:38,577
Oh, Sherlock Gnomes.
537
00:31:39,076 --> 00:31:41,111
Don't worry.
I'll get him back.
538
00:32:03,111 --> 00:32:04,443
Gnomeo!
539
00:32:04,777 --> 00:32:06,143
Gnomeo?
540
00:32:09,076 --> 00:32:10,708
Oh, don't make me say it.
541
00:32:10,710 --> 00:32:13,544
Wherefore art thou, Gnomeo?
542
00:32:14,144 --> 00:32:16,409
- You all right, mate?
- Oh! Cheese and crackers!
543
00:32:16,411 --> 00:32:17,678
Oh, it's just you, then.
544
00:32:17,976 --> 00:32:20,342
We were hoping
you'd join us at the gallery.
545
00:32:20,344 --> 00:32:21,842
Not gonna happen, mate.
546
00:32:21,844 --> 00:32:24,611
We are right about the museum.
Let's show 'em.
547
00:32:29,878 --> 00:32:31,377
Why do you keep looking back?
548
00:32:31,379 --> 00:32:32,843
He just severed
your partnership.
549
00:32:32,845 --> 00:32:35,276
We didn't break up.
It was just a fight.
550
00:32:35,278 --> 00:32:38,077
- Hmm.
- What exactly does "Hmm" mean?
551
00:32:38,079 --> 00:32:40,109
It means you were
young and in love,
552
00:32:40,111 --> 00:32:43,909
but your new garden duties were too
much for a young couple to handle.
553
00:32:43,911 --> 00:32:46,811
Likelihood of a breakup, 99%.
554
00:32:46,813 --> 00:32:48,544
Ninety-nine percent?
555
00:32:48,777 --> 00:32:50,210
I rounded down.
556
00:32:51,978 --> 00:32:53,708
Look, you just focus
557
00:32:53,710 --> 00:32:55,042
on finding my friends
and family.
558
00:32:55,044 --> 00:32:56,977
Gnomeo and I will be fine.
559
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:06,747
- Did you see that?
- No footprints. Of course.
560
00:33:08,313 --> 00:33:10,012
Oh, no. Quickly.
561
00:33:13,013 --> 00:33:14,276
Look,
I know you're angry.
562
00:33:14,278 --> 00:33:15,910
How would you feel?
563
00:33:15,912 --> 00:33:17,343
It's like she doesn't
even care about me!
564
00:33:17,345 --> 00:33:19,310
A partner who takes you
for granted.
565
00:33:19,312 --> 00:33:20,976
Can't think
of what that's like.
566
00:33:20,978 --> 00:33:22,410
I don't know how you put up
with that gnome.
567
00:33:22,412 --> 00:33:24,443
And if we had six months,
I'd list all his faults.
568
00:33:24,445 --> 00:33:27,811
But despite them,
he is a brilliant detective.
569
00:33:27,813 --> 00:33:30,477
We all have our good
and bad sides.
570
00:33:30,479 --> 00:33:32,412
Sherlock, Miss Juliet...
571
00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:34,313
me.
572
00:33:35,112 --> 00:33:36,878
Do you know what, mate?
You're right.
573
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:38,343
I shouldn't have left her.
574
00:33:38,345 --> 00:33:40,106
I need to go back.
I need to make this right.
575
00:33:47,679 --> 00:33:48,912
What is that?
576
00:33:49,581 --> 00:33:54,311
I'm a gargoyle, mate!
Also, your worst nightmare!
577
00:33:57,746 --> 00:33:58,979
Come here!
578
00:34:03,780 --> 00:34:05,480
Go on. Run.
579
00:34:06,713 --> 00:34:09,845
You're never gonna get away
on those stubby little legs!
580
00:34:18,447 --> 00:34:19,845
Up there!
581
00:34:26,613 --> 00:34:28,412
Oi, ugly! Over here!
582
00:34:28,414 --> 00:34:29,546
Go!
583
00:34:29,548 --> 00:34:30,912
Ugly, am I?
584
00:34:30,914 --> 00:34:33,613
Gotcha.
585
00:34:33,814 --> 00:34:36,847
Do you know up close
you're actually quite handsome?
586
00:34:38,981 --> 00:34:41,215
Now. Let's go.
587
00:34:51,981 --> 00:34:53,414
Gnomeo!
588
00:35:09,648 --> 00:35:10,847
Ah!
589
00:35:16,947 --> 00:35:18,313
Watson.
590
00:35:22,615 --> 00:35:23,981
No.
591
00:35:28,048 --> 00:35:30,180
Come along, Miss Juliet.
592
00:35:32,615 --> 00:35:34,215
We must keep going.
593
00:35:35,981 --> 00:35:38,416
All those gnomes
are depending on us.
594
00:35:39,881 --> 00:35:42,012
Sherlock,
I don't know what to say.
595
00:35:42,014 --> 00:35:43,880
I can't imagine
what you're feeling.
596
00:35:44,115 --> 00:35:47,315
This is the darkest day
of my career.
597
00:35:47,648 --> 00:35:52,181
I cannot believe that Moriarty
is working with gargoyles!
598
00:35:52,581 --> 00:35:54,180
Wait, what?
599
00:35:54,182 --> 00:35:56,814
As soon as this case is over,
I must retrieve Watson's map.
600
00:35:56,816 --> 00:36:01,046
That's what you care about?
Gargoyles and some stupid map?
601
00:36:01,048 --> 00:36:03,247
It's one of a kind.
In the wrong hands...
602
00:36:03,249 --> 00:36:06,249
Gnomeo got taken.
He is gone!
603
00:36:06,483 --> 00:36:09,613
And Watson just got smashed.
Why aren't you sad or angry?
604
00:36:09,615 --> 00:36:13,247
Sadness and anger will not
help me save one single gnome.
605
00:36:13,249 --> 00:36:15,981
Emotion
is the enemy of logic.
606
00:36:15,983 --> 00:36:17,713
That is not an answer.
607
00:36:17,715 --> 00:36:20,448
The case can't wait.
You can.
608
00:37:11,584 --> 00:37:13,517
Oh, Gnomeo.
609
00:37:21,349 --> 00:37:23,949
Oi! Ronnie!
610
00:37:24,717 --> 00:37:26,082
This one's a handful.
611
00:37:26,084 --> 00:37:27,948
What, I got to babysit?
612
00:37:27,950 --> 00:37:29,414
And you get to do
all the creeping
613
00:37:29,416 --> 00:37:31,182
and the kidnapping
and fun stuff?
614
00:37:31,418 --> 00:37:34,148
Two words, Reggie:
un... fair.
615
00:37:34,150 --> 00:37:37,048
The boss likes me
more than he likes you.
616
00:37:37,050 --> 00:37:39,083
I can't help that.
617
00:37:42,418 --> 00:37:44,550
Let me out, you big...
618
00:37:52,651 --> 00:37:53,651
Yay!
619
00:37:56,117 --> 00:37:57,416
Yay!
620
00:38:00,983 --> 00:38:02,783
- Gnomeo.
- Mum!
621
00:38:02,785 --> 00:38:04,017
Oh, thank goodness.
622
00:38:04,019 --> 00:38:05,783
Did those awful monsters
hurt you?
623
00:38:05,785 --> 00:38:07,182
Mum, I'm fine. I'm fine.
624
00:38:07,184 --> 00:38:09,383
Juliet's not with you.
Where is she? Is she okay?
625
00:38:09,385 --> 00:38:11,216
I don't know.
She's still out there.
626
00:38:11,218 --> 00:38:13,117
We split up and I need
to get back to her.
627
00:38:13,119 --> 00:38:14,684
She dumped you.
I knew it!
628
00:38:14,686 --> 00:38:16,515
I don't know why you thought
you could fix things
629
00:38:16,517 --> 00:38:17,950
with a grand
romantic gesture.
630
00:38:17,952 --> 00:38:19,550
That is just dumb.
631
00:38:19,552 --> 00:38:21,117
Talk about pulling a Gnomeo!
632
00:38:21,119 --> 00:38:22,883
Well, she didn't dump me,
no thanks to you.
633
00:38:22,885 --> 00:38:25,649
And wait. "Pulling a Gnomeo"
means doing something cool.
634
00:38:25,651 --> 00:38:26,883
Oh, yeah. Right.
635
00:38:26,885 --> 00:38:29,685
That's totally
how we all use that phrase.
636
00:38:32,485 --> 00:38:33,850
What's going on here?
637
00:38:33,852 --> 00:38:36,483
Apparently,
gnomes were going missing.
638
00:38:36,485 --> 00:38:38,517
These guys got a bit
worried about us.
639
00:38:38,718 --> 00:38:41,052
So they brought us here
for safekeeping.
640
00:38:42,251 --> 00:38:43,684
And they're gonna take us home
641
00:38:43,686 --> 00:38:45,716
after this
Fireworks Night thingy.
642
00:38:45,718 --> 00:38:48,451
Yeah, they even promised us
a "big surprise".
643
00:38:49,385 --> 00:38:50,716
And they did that
when they said it,
644
00:38:50,718 --> 00:38:52,216
which I thought seemed
a bit ominous.
645
00:38:52,218 --> 00:38:54,050
Like we weren't gonna get
a big surprise...
646
00:38:54,052 --> 00:38:56,450
or if we do, it's gonna be
something unspeakably horrific.
647
00:38:56,452 --> 00:38:58,185
But it might just be balloons.
648
00:38:58,485 --> 00:39:00,718
Oh, that's great, guys.
You go have fun.
649
00:39:01,019 --> 00:39:02,584
Hola, Gnomeo.
650
00:39:06,885 --> 00:39:08,350
We're in trouble.
651
00:39:08,352 --> 00:39:10,184
We know, dear. We didn't
want to worry the others.
652
00:39:10,186 --> 00:39:12,017
How bad is it?
653
00:39:12,019 --> 00:39:14,950
This guy Moriarty, he's gonna
smash us all tomorrow night.
654
00:39:14,952 --> 00:39:16,351
We're going to be smashed?
655
00:39:17,186 --> 00:39:19,584
This guy said we're all going
to be smashed tomorrow!
656
00:39:19,586 --> 00:39:21,383
Smashed?
657
00:39:21,385 --> 00:39:23,351
Well, that's not
a very good surprise.
658
00:39:24,220 --> 00:39:27,653
Quiet down, now.
659
00:39:28,086 --> 00:39:29,450
You're giving me a headache.
660
00:39:29,452 --> 00:39:32,486
And I'm not very nice
with a headache.
661
00:39:41,785 --> 00:39:44,517
Come on.
Miss Juliet, I've got it!
662
00:39:44,519 --> 00:39:46,853
I've cracked...
663
00:39:49,753 --> 00:39:50,753
Oh.
664
00:39:55,153 --> 00:39:56,686
Ah. Hmm.
665
00:40:01,588 --> 00:40:03,450
...cracked the clue. I believe
I've cracked the clue.
666
00:40:03,452 --> 00:40:06,486
Oh, right up
the back of my nose.
667
00:40:08,486 --> 00:40:09,818
The circle on the toy plane
668
00:40:09,820 --> 00:40:12,050
is a symbol used
by the Royal Air Force.
669
00:40:12,052 --> 00:40:13,684
And the squadron code "NV"
670
00:40:13,686 --> 00:40:16,051
said quickly
form the word "envy,"
671
00:40:16,053 --> 00:40:18,051
as in "green with envy."
672
00:40:18,053 --> 00:40:21,820
Which gives us
"royal" and "green".
673
00:40:23,454 --> 00:40:26,285
The plane itself is the
last piece of the puzzle...
674
00:40:26,287 --> 00:40:28,984
for the planatus tree,
or "plane tree",
675
00:40:28,986 --> 00:40:32,651
is the most common tree
in Royal Green Park!
676
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:35,553
It's nearly 9:00.
677
00:40:35,755 --> 00:40:37,787
We're running out of time
to save those gnomes.
678
00:40:38,021 --> 00:40:39,785
Sherlock,
it's broad daylight.
679
00:40:39,787 --> 00:40:42,486
How are we supposed to get around
a park without anyone seeing us?
680
00:40:42,488 --> 00:40:46,619
Ah, fear not. I am not just
a master of deduction.
681
00:40:46,621 --> 00:40:49,352
I am also
a master of disguise.
682
00:40:51,189 --> 00:40:52,422
Sorry.
683
00:40:56,189 --> 00:40:57,419
Come on, let's go.
684
00:40:57,421 --> 00:41:00,688
Left, right. Left, right.
Now scurry.
685
00:41:01,189 --> 00:41:02,220
- Stop!
- Ooh.
686
00:41:02,222 --> 00:41:03,287
Careful.
687
00:41:03,521 --> 00:41:07,055
Now wag your tail.
Go on, wag it. Quickly.
688
00:41:07,354 --> 00:41:09,053
Wag it!
689
00:41:09,055 --> 00:41:11,120
Just when I think
you couldn't get more annoying.
690
00:41:11,122 --> 00:41:14,486
Oh, that is the least
realistic tail-wagging I have ever seen.
691
00:41:14,488 --> 00:41:15,785
Oh, forgive me.
I've never been
692
00:41:15,787 --> 00:41:17,754
the back end
of a squirrel before.
693
00:41:17,756 --> 00:41:19,553
You should have told me that before
I took you on as my assistant.
694
00:41:19,555 --> 00:41:20,919
I'm not your...
695
00:41:20,921 --> 00:41:22,454
Do you hear that?
696
00:41:27,822 --> 00:41:29,387
Hmm.
697
00:41:30,289 --> 00:41:31,820
That's not a bird.
698
00:41:31,822 --> 00:41:34,322
That's the call of
the Peruvian snapping turtle.
699
00:41:34,756 --> 00:41:36,854
Hmm. Where is it?
700
00:41:36,856 --> 00:41:38,155
A-ha!
701
00:41:38,954 --> 00:41:42,287
The Peruvian snapping turtle
is famous for burying its eggs.
702
00:41:42,289 --> 00:41:44,320
He must have buried the clue.
703
00:41:44,322 --> 00:41:46,921
Oh. It's been dug up by...
704
00:41:47,822 --> 00:41:48,952
Oh.
705
00:41:48,954 --> 00:41:50,387
Don't move.
706
00:41:50,389 --> 00:41:52,387
It's just a dog.
707
00:41:52,389 --> 00:41:54,489
That is no mere dog.
708
00:41:54,789 --> 00:41:58,490
That, my dear, is the hound
owned by the Baskervilles.
709
00:41:58,956 --> 00:42:03,655
And, in this very park,
that very hound bit me!
710
00:42:03,657 --> 00:42:05,356
And I'm siding
with the dog here.
711
00:42:05,856 --> 00:42:08,454
First Chinatown,
now this fleabag.
712
00:42:08,456 --> 00:42:10,423
This is no coincidence.
713
00:42:10,822 --> 00:42:13,888
Careful. The clue
is stuck to a squeaky toy.
714
00:42:15,557 --> 00:42:18,323
Easy does it.
715
00:42:19,856 --> 00:42:21,622
Gently.
716
00:42:22,389 --> 00:42:23,788
Got it.
717
00:42:24,023 --> 00:42:25,156
Quietly now.
718
00:42:25,590 --> 00:42:27,687
And whatever you do, don't...
719
00:42:27,689 --> 00:42:29,488
Oh.
720
00:42:31,289 --> 00:42:33,188
Good doggy!
Good doggy!
721
00:42:40,956 --> 00:42:43,490
- This way!
- No, this way.
722
00:42:50,557 --> 00:42:51,988
Now hold on tight.
723
00:42:53,590 --> 00:42:54,956
Oh!
724
00:43:10,789 --> 00:43:12,488
Ooh! Let go!
725
00:43:12,490 --> 00:43:15,389
Who's a good doggy?
726
00:43:15,689 --> 00:43:16,787
Just grab the clue!
727
00:43:16,789 --> 00:43:19,955
Got it! Uh-oh.
728
00:43:22,224 --> 00:43:24,756
There.
That wasn't so...
729
00:43:24,758 --> 00:43:27,622
Bad!
730
00:43:37,390 --> 00:43:39,523
Miss Juliet,
for future reference,
731
00:43:39,525 --> 00:43:42,724
that's not how a squirrel
wags its tail.
732
00:43:42,990 --> 00:43:43,990
This is.
733
00:43:44,825 --> 00:43:47,159
Do you see what I'm doing?
See? Do you see?
734
00:43:47,390 --> 00:43:49,088
Yes, you're acting
like a rear end.
735
00:43:49,090 --> 00:43:50,590
Can we check out the clue?
736
00:43:52,090 --> 00:43:55,157
Of course
this would be next.
737
00:43:55,358 --> 00:43:57,358
Moriarty, you monster!
738
00:43:57,657 --> 00:44:00,223
Forcing me
to face my greatest fears!
739
00:44:00,425 --> 00:44:02,124
A button? Really?
740
00:44:02,559 --> 00:44:04,222
Very well.
If he wants to dance,
741
00:44:04,224 --> 00:44:05,390
then dance we shall.
742
00:44:08,025 --> 00:44:09,456
Hmm?
743
00:44:20,226 --> 00:44:21,988
Right. He's asleep.
744
00:44:21,990 --> 00:44:23,823
There must be
a way out of here.
745
00:44:23,825 --> 00:44:26,955
The door is locked, so the
only way out is the skylight.
746
00:44:26,957 --> 00:44:29,057
But there's no way
to get up there.
747
00:44:29,059 --> 00:44:30,457
There has to be.
748
00:44:30,459 --> 00:44:32,155
I'm gonna do whatever
it takes to get us out
749
00:44:32,157 --> 00:44:33,490
and back to Juliet.
750
00:44:33,825 --> 00:44:35,925
I've got an idea.
I just need a...
751
00:44:36,325 --> 00:44:37,891
Oh, good boy, Shroom.
752
00:44:39,892 --> 00:44:40,892
All right.
753
00:44:42,026 --> 00:44:43,455
I could
scale those bricks,
754
00:44:43,457 --> 00:44:46,323
use the Goons
to swing to the beam,
755
00:44:46,325 --> 00:44:47,856
tightrope walk across it,
756
00:44:47,858 --> 00:44:49,658
reach the skylight,
get around the door,
757
00:44:49,660 --> 00:44:52,957
open it from the other side
and lead everyone to...
758
00:44:52,959 --> 00:44:58,158
Freedom!
759
00:45:02,193 --> 00:45:03,524
Yeah, thanks, Nanette.
760
00:45:03,526 --> 00:45:04,890
If you're going to escape,
761
00:45:04,892 --> 00:45:07,293
we'll create a distraction.
762
00:45:10,959 --> 00:45:13,024
What's going on?
763
00:45:13,026 --> 00:45:14,525
Ooh.
764
00:45:15,293 --> 00:45:18,224
He looks like
a fairy-tale princess.
765
00:45:18,226 --> 00:45:21,126
I like fairy tales.
Don't tell Reggie.
766
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:24,927
I believe we've just found our distraction.
767
00:45:25,892 --> 00:45:27,559
What?
768
00:45:29,892 --> 00:45:32,992
The button belongs
to my most formidable rival,
769
00:45:32,994 --> 00:45:36,061
the boss of the scariest
dive in London.
770
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:38,890
The Doll Museum?
771
00:45:38,892 --> 00:45:41,193
The Doll Museum!
772
00:45:47,260 --> 00:45:48,557
Gregson.
773
00:45:48,559 --> 00:45:50,558
You sure
you want to come in here?
774
00:45:50,961 --> 00:45:53,093
I need to speak to your boss.
775
00:45:58,294 --> 00:45:59,461
Your funeral.
776
00:46:07,626 --> 00:46:09,124
Yikes! Is that the boss?
777
00:46:09,126 --> 00:46:10,592
Not him.
778
00:46:13,427 --> 00:46:14,893
Nope, not him.
779
00:46:17,028 --> 00:46:18,325
Her.
780
00:46:18,327 --> 00:46:20,658
Sherlock Gnomes.
781
00:46:24,793 --> 00:46:27,260
Oh, my favorite arm.
782
00:46:27,829 --> 00:46:30,591
You got a lot of nerve
showing your face around here.
783
00:46:30,593 --> 00:46:31,992
Hello, Irene.
784
00:46:32,260 --> 00:46:35,325
Well...
you're looking... well.
785
00:46:35,327 --> 00:46:39,059
A letter! You ended
our engagement in a letter.
786
00:46:39,061 --> 00:46:41,959
You two were engaged?
787
00:46:41,961 --> 00:46:43,425
And now,
after months of silence,
788
00:46:43,427 --> 00:46:45,193
you show up with this
cheap porcelain thing?
789
00:46:45,195 --> 00:46:46,859
I beg your pardon!
790
00:46:46,861 --> 00:46:48,959
She's just my assistant.
791
00:46:48,961 --> 00:46:50,425
Oh, I am not your assistant.
792
00:46:50,427 --> 00:46:52,559
Better get
your stories straight.
793
00:46:52,561 --> 00:46:54,093
Irene, this is important.
794
00:46:54,095 --> 00:46:55,725
This is one of yours,
isn't it?
795
00:46:55,727 --> 00:46:57,059
I don't know, Sherlock.
796
00:46:57,061 --> 00:46:59,026
There's an awful lot
of buttons in this city.
797
00:46:59,028 --> 00:47:02,327
Irene, please,
just hand over the clue.
798
00:47:02,329 --> 00:47:04,660
Of course.
You're only here on work.
799
00:47:04,662 --> 00:47:07,526
But your case can wait.
It's showtime.
800
00:47:07,528 --> 00:47:11,358
See if you can deduce
who this song is about. Hmm.
801
00:47:32,162 --> 00:47:34,227
♪ Do I look like I need you? ♪
802
00:47:34,229 --> 00:47:36,760
♪ I'm super deluxe
New improved ♪
803
00:47:36,762 --> 00:47:38,994
♪ Better shape, better off ♪
804
00:47:38,996 --> 00:47:41,662
♪ Stronger than I ever was ♪
805
00:47:41,861 --> 00:47:46,294
♪ Whispers tell a lie
Starts a rumor, makes you cry ♪
806
00:47:46,496 --> 00:47:48,561
♪ It's out there poster size ♪
807
00:47:48,563 --> 00:47:50,928
♪ It's no secret
You're no prize ♪
808
00:47:51,262 --> 00:47:53,195
♪ I'd never, ever
Take you back ♪
809
00:47:53,197 --> 00:47:55,662
♪ I'd walk on fire
and broken glass ♪
810
00:47:55,664 --> 00:47:57,794
♪ It's sister time
I'm here to say ♪
811
00:47:57,796 --> 00:47:59,994
♪ I never really liked you ♪
812
00:47:59,996 --> 00:48:03,095
♪ I never really
Liked you anyway! ♪
813
00:48:03,329 --> 00:48:04,994
♪ You know you're not
Messing with me ♪
814
00:48:04,996 --> 00:48:07,430
♪ You know, you know
You're not messing with me ♪
815
00:48:07,896 --> 00:48:09,428
♪ You know you're not
Messing with me ♪
816
00:48:09,430 --> 00:48:12,160
♪ You know, you know
You're not messing with me ♪
817
00:48:12,162 --> 00:48:15,863
♪ Get on out
It's no man's land ♪
818
00:48:16,496 --> 00:48:21,028
♪ Gonna set you straight
Gotta understand ♪
819
00:48:21,496 --> 00:48:25,361
♪ I'm the queen bee because ♪
820
00:48:26,030 --> 00:48:28,195
♪ I'm stronger than I ever... ♪
821
00:48:28,197 --> 00:48:31,195
♪ Stronger than I ever was! ♪
822
00:48:31,197 --> 00:48:33,227
♪ You know you're
Not messing with me ♪
823
00:48:33,229 --> 00:48:35,461
- ♪ You know you know You're not messing with me ♪
- ♪ No, no ♪
824
00:48:35,463 --> 00:48:37,861
♪ You know you're not
Messing with me ♪
825
00:48:37,863 --> 00:48:40,164
♪ You know you know
you're not messing with me ♪
826
00:48:40,831 --> 00:48:42,461
♪ I'd never, ever
Take you back ♪
827
00:48:42,463 --> 00:48:44,961
♪ I'd walk on fire
and broken glass ♪
828
00:48:44,963 --> 00:48:47,195
♪ It's sister time
I'm here to say ♪
829
00:48:47,197 --> 00:48:49,662
♪ I never really liked you ♪
830
00:48:49,664 --> 00:48:53,363
♪ I never really
liked you anyway! ♪
831
00:48:57,664 --> 00:48:59,861
Well, that was
rather unpleasant.
832
00:48:59,863 --> 00:49:01,562
Really? I thought she
made some good points.
833
00:49:01,564 --> 00:49:04,162
Irene will need at least
one hour to cool down.
834
00:49:04,164 --> 00:49:06,762
We don't have an hour.
Gnomeo is still out there.
835
00:49:06,764 --> 00:49:09,329
Listen up, doll!
You've got something I need,
836
00:49:09,331 --> 00:49:11,231
and I'm not leaving here
without it.
837
00:49:11,697 --> 00:49:15,129
Are you insane? You cannot
provoke Irene like that.
838
00:49:15,131 --> 00:49:16,864
There's no telling
what she'll... Ooh!
839
00:49:23,363 --> 00:49:24,829
You can come in.
840
00:49:27,398 --> 00:49:29,997
You can't.
841
00:49:31,664 --> 00:49:33,331
Oh.
842
00:49:42,798 --> 00:49:44,461
Oh, hello.
843
00:49:44,463 --> 00:49:47,396
I thought garden gnomes were
all overweight and bearded.
844
00:49:47,398 --> 00:49:48,631
But you're actually...
845
00:49:49,231 --> 00:49:51,995
...cute. Hardly any
facial hair at all.
846
00:49:51,997 --> 00:49:53,430
Would you like some tea?
847
00:49:57,765 --> 00:50:00,095
Uh, no, thank you.
I just want...
848
00:50:00,097 --> 00:50:02,197
I've often wondered
what it's like to be a gnome.
849
00:50:02,432 --> 00:50:04,963
I mean, wearing the same
red dress every day
850
00:50:04,965 --> 00:50:07,296
would be like
a fashion prison for me.
851
00:50:07,298 --> 00:50:09,731
And living outdoors
must be awful!
852
00:50:09,965 --> 00:50:11,430
Standing outside in the rain
853
00:50:11,432 --> 00:50:14,232
and the freezing cold.
Like a dog.
854
00:50:14,432 --> 00:50:16,830
Uh, I don't really
have time for this.
855
00:50:16,832 --> 00:50:18,298
My family are in danger.
856
00:50:18,300 --> 00:50:20,396
Please just
hand over the clue.
857
00:50:20,398 --> 00:50:21,697
Work, work, work.
858
00:50:21,932 --> 00:50:23,564
Now I see why
Sherlock chose you.
859
00:50:23,566 --> 00:50:25,129
Sherlock didn't "choose" me.
860
00:50:25,131 --> 00:50:26,729
And he never will.
861
00:50:26,731 --> 00:50:28,998
With Sherlock,
work always comes first.
862
00:50:29,331 --> 00:50:31,198
There's always
another case to crack,
863
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:32,832
another mystery to solve,
864
00:50:33,032 --> 00:50:34,696
another backyard
of gnomes to rescue.
865
00:50:34,698 --> 00:50:38,198
- You don't understand.
- Oh, I understand perfectly.
866
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,164
Enough!
867
00:50:40,166 --> 00:50:42,597
I don't care about Sherlock!
868
00:50:42,599 --> 00:50:45,530
He is the single most
annoying gnome I've ever met.
869
00:50:45,532 --> 00:50:48,899
I wouldn't date Sherlock if he
were the last gnome on earth.
870
00:50:49,432 --> 00:50:52,965
I already have a partner,
and he's nothing like Sherlock.
871
00:50:52,967 --> 00:50:55,830
Gnomeo is reckless
and emotional.
872
00:50:55,832 --> 00:50:57,997
And he doesn't treat me
like an assistant.
873
00:50:57,999 --> 00:50:59,932
He treats me like I'm...
874
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:03,166
the toughest gnome
in the garden.
875
00:51:03,532 --> 00:51:05,132
He believes in me.
876
00:51:05,365 --> 00:51:07,597
He loves me
with all his heart.
877
00:51:07,599 --> 00:51:09,064
And if you asked him
878
00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:12,434
to choose between me and work,
or anything really...
879
00:51:13,300 --> 00:51:14,766
he'd choose me.
880
00:51:15,499 --> 00:51:16,865
Every time.
881
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:19,032
Hmm.
882
00:51:19,034 --> 00:51:20,398
A man doesn't make you strong.
883
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:22,932
You're right,
a man doesn't make you strong.
884
00:51:22,934 --> 00:51:25,566
But the right partner
can make you stronger.
885
00:51:25,867 --> 00:51:27,700
But I've let mine down.
886
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,233
And now I need
to make it right.
887
00:51:31,934 --> 00:51:34,765
All right.
I'll give you what you want.
888
00:51:34,767 --> 00:51:36,564
But only on two conditions.
889
00:51:36,566 --> 00:51:40,398
First, you tell Sherlock this had
absolutely nothing to do with him.
890
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,698
- And second?
- After you save the day,
891
00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:45,000
you come back
and tell me all about it.
892
00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:47,299
Well, you got a deal.
893
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:50,363
Hmm.
894
00:51:50,365 --> 00:51:52,698
"You already know
it's all about you.
895
00:51:52,700 --> 00:51:56,168
So what is the pattern
in the final clue?"
896
00:51:56,668 --> 00:51:57,901
The patterns.
897
00:51:58,133 --> 00:52:00,166
Where are they leading us?
898
00:52:17,534 --> 00:52:18,865
I've got it!
899
00:52:18,867 --> 00:52:20,997
Traitors' Gate
at the Tower of London,
900
00:52:20,999 --> 00:52:23,233
where Watson and I
solved our first case.
901
00:52:23,534 --> 00:52:25,200
But it's on the other side
of the city,
902
00:52:25,202 --> 00:52:26,700
and we're running out of time!
903
00:52:27,068 --> 00:52:28,434
Let's go!
904
00:52:36,102 --> 00:52:38,365
Ladies and gentle-monsters.
905
00:52:38,367 --> 00:52:41,634
What's going on?
What are you guys doing?
906
00:52:42,535 --> 00:52:43,968
What's happening?
907
00:52:45,267 --> 00:52:47,332
All right, let's do this.
908
00:52:47,334 --> 00:52:49,099
The Royal Gnome
Theater Company
909
00:52:49,101 --> 00:52:52,334
proudly presents
The Princess and the Frog.
910
00:52:52,635 --> 00:52:54,635
Move out of the way.
Let me see.
911
00:52:54,836 --> 00:52:57,466
Hello!
Princess Benny is here!
912
00:52:57,468 --> 00:53:00,066
I love fairy tales.
913
00:53:00,068 --> 00:53:02,332
Written and directed by me.
914
00:53:02,334 --> 00:53:05,334
- Stage design by me. Lighting by...
- Keep going.
915
00:53:05,336 --> 00:53:08,767
Once upon a time,
a beautiful princess
916
00:53:08,769 --> 00:53:10,767
tiptoed through the forest,
917
00:53:10,769 --> 00:53:14,999
when she came across a prince who
had been cursed by an evil witch.
918
00:53:15,001 --> 00:53:19,033
Oh, alas! Cursed am I!
Transformed into a frog.
919
00:53:19,035 --> 00:53:21,434
Wait a second. What is
wrong with being a frog?
920
00:53:21,436 --> 00:53:23,934
Oi, Meryl Streep,
just read the lines.
921
00:53:23,936 --> 00:53:25,800
This is so frogist.
922
00:53:25,802 --> 00:53:29,402
What can lift
this terrible spell?
923
00:53:29,635 --> 00:53:31,466
You can tell
a frog didn't write this.
924
00:53:31,468 --> 00:53:33,602
Actors. Honestly.
925
00:53:36,436 --> 00:53:39,401
The only way to break
the curse was with a kiss.
926
00:53:39,403 --> 00:53:41,202
Ooh, great,
they're gonna kiss.
927
00:53:41,204 --> 00:53:43,633
Oh, no, I can't.
928
00:53:43,635 --> 00:53:45,133
Kiss the frog!
929
00:53:45,135 --> 00:53:47,068
Kiss the frog!
930
00:53:47,070 --> 00:53:48,800
Why can't you kiss me?
931
00:53:48,802 --> 00:53:50,501
Because
if you love someone,
932
00:53:50,503 --> 00:53:53,736
you only want to kiss them
if they want to kiss you back.
933
00:53:54,302 --> 00:53:56,267
But this isn't
the girl you love.
934
00:53:56,269 --> 00:53:58,233
It's just me! Me!
935
00:53:58,235 --> 00:54:00,334
Go on! Kiss the frog!
936
00:54:00,336 --> 00:54:02,569
It's just me. Me!
937
00:54:03,235 --> 00:54:04,867
Me, me, me!
938
00:54:04,869 --> 00:54:07,435
Me! Wait. Oh!
939
00:54:09,735 --> 00:54:11,934
Kiss the frog!
940
00:54:16,838 --> 00:54:18,169
Huh?
941
00:54:20,037 --> 00:54:22,035
What was that?
942
00:54:22,037 --> 00:54:25,167
Just then, a very
handsome suitor arrived.
943
00:54:27,003 --> 00:54:28,401
Who are you?
944
00:54:28,403 --> 00:54:31,167
I am Captain Love,
AKA The Love Machine,
945
00:54:31,169 --> 00:54:33,369
AKA Baron Von Kissy-Kissy.
946
00:54:33,371 --> 00:54:35,068
Bunnies, give me a beat.
947
00:54:37,938 --> 00:54:40,371
Watch these moves! Whoo!
948
00:54:44,269 --> 00:54:46,702
Come on, bunnies!
Let's party!
949
00:54:50,102 --> 00:54:51,602
Dance with me!
950
00:54:51,604 --> 00:54:52,704
All right.
951
00:54:53,903 --> 00:54:56,503
And whatever you
do, don't look behind you.
952
00:55:00,003 --> 00:55:01,269
Yes.
953
00:55:01,271 --> 00:55:03,138
Oh, no!
954
00:55:07,037 --> 00:55:09,505
Whoo! Party time!
955
00:55:10,204 --> 00:55:12,135
Ronnie, what is going on?
956
00:55:12,137 --> 00:55:13,669
They're putting on a show.
957
00:55:13,671 --> 00:55:16,436
Showtime's over. Bag them up!
958
00:55:16,438 --> 00:55:19,801
Boss says it's time
for their big surprise.
959
00:55:32,305 --> 00:55:34,303
We're too late.
960
00:55:35,204 --> 00:55:36,703
Where are the gnomes?
961
00:55:37,171 --> 00:55:39,404
Show yourself, Moriarty!
962
00:55:45,505 --> 00:55:48,438
No, Sherlock. Not Moriarty.
963
00:55:48,905 --> 00:55:50,238
Watson?
964
00:55:50,704 --> 00:55:52,938
But that's impossible.
965
00:55:53,271 --> 00:55:56,104
Not impossible.
Merely improbable.
966
00:55:56,438 --> 00:56:00,104
It wasn't an M.
It was a W, for Watson.
967
00:56:00,470 --> 00:56:02,037
But I knew
you'd miss that.
968
00:56:02,039 --> 00:56:03,537
Because it had to do
with me.
969
00:56:04,305 --> 00:56:05,838
This was my game.
970
00:56:07,805 --> 00:56:11,470
But we saw you fall!
We saw you get smashed!
971
00:56:11,472 --> 00:56:14,339
No. You heard me
get smashed.
972
00:56:17,639 --> 00:56:19,570
I caught myself
before I landed.
973
00:56:19,572 --> 00:56:21,371
As for the sound
you heard...
974
00:56:21,606 --> 00:56:23,738
just a flowerpot.
975
00:56:24,338 --> 00:56:25,736
What have you done
with the gnomes?
976
00:56:25,738 --> 00:56:27,671
What have you done
with Gnomeo?
977
00:56:27,673 --> 00:56:30,204
They're all fine. They're
right behind that door.
978
00:56:30,206 --> 00:56:32,970
Miss Juliet, I am sorry
I had to involve your garden.
979
00:56:32,972 --> 00:56:36,340
But this was the only way
to get through to Sherlock.
980
00:56:36,972 --> 00:56:39,340
You did all this?
981
00:56:39,673 --> 00:56:41,336
But why?
982
00:56:41,338 --> 00:56:43,004
Because we used to be a team.
983
00:56:43,006 --> 00:56:46,771
Sherlock and Watson, friends,
partners in crime-solving.
984
00:56:46,773 --> 00:56:49,604
But over time,
you stopped respecting me.
985
00:56:49,606 --> 00:56:52,974
The only ornament
you respected was Moriarty.
986
00:56:53,573 --> 00:56:56,204
There was only one way
I could prove myself to you.
987
00:56:56,206 --> 00:56:58,738
I had to pretend
to be Moriarty.
988
00:56:59,173 --> 00:57:00,706
I orchestrated this game.
989
00:57:00,974 --> 00:57:03,238
I challenged you
to a battle of wits.
990
00:57:03,240 --> 00:57:06,140
And you won. You beat me.
991
00:57:07,240 --> 00:57:09,340
That's all I wanted to hear.
992
00:57:09,639 --> 00:57:12,639
And now
you and I are finished.
993
00:57:13,106 --> 00:57:16,273
Maybe you'll treat your next
partner a little better.
994
00:57:16,872 --> 00:57:19,171
Yeah, when you two
have quite finished,
995
00:57:19,173 --> 00:57:21,405
can we please
free the gnomes now?
996
00:57:21,407 --> 00:57:24,140
Of course.
With my apologies.
997
00:57:25,606 --> 00:57:27,305
Since my friends
live here at Traitors' Gate,
998
00:57:27,307 --> 00:57:30,240
this was the best place to
ensure the gnomes would be safe.
999
00:57:30,541 --> 00:57:33,071
I designed the room to be
as pleasant as possible.
1000
00:57:33,073 --> 00:57:34,173
They've even got mini-golf.
1001
00:57:34,539 --> 00:57:38,340
Gnomeo! Dad! Nanette!
1002
00:57:39,140 --> 00:57:40,439
Where are they?
1003
00:57:40,441 --> 00:57:42,805
Not here. Never were.
1004
00:57:42,807 --> 00:57:44,472
What do you mean?
What's going on?
1005
00:57:44,474 --> 00:57:47,073
Why don't you
enlighten our small friend?
1006
00:57:47,075 --> 00:57:48,305
Here's the thing, mate.
1007
00:57:48,307 --> 00:57:50,773
We, we don't actually
work for you.
1008
00:57:50,775 --> 00:57:52,240
What are you talking about?
Get off me.
1009
00:57:52,242 --> 00:57:53,807
Sherlock! Do something!
1010
00:57:54,441 --> 00:57:56,307
Look at you.
1011
00:58:01,108 --> 00:58:04,008
What a loser.
1012
00:58:07,441 --> 00:58:09,842
No. No! You can't do this.
1013
00:58:29,707 --> 00:58:32,673
What's happening?
Where are they taking us?
1014
00:58:32,909 --> 00:58:36,041
I don't know. The gnomes, they
were supposed to be there!
1015
00:58:36,409 --> 00:58:38,205
Sherlock. Sherlock!
1016
00:58:38,207 --> 00:58:41,640
For goodness sake, will you
please just say something?
1017
00:58:42,441 --> 00:58:43,705
Limestone.
1018
00:58:43,707 --> 00:58:45,640
He meant
say something useful.
1019
00:58:45,642 --> 00:58:46,941
I just did.
1020
00:58:46,943 --> 00:58:50,042
The substance on my shoe,
it's limestone.
1021
00:58:50,409 --> 00:58:51,573
The gargoyles lied.
1022
00:58:51,575 --> 00:58:52,974
They are not
from Traitors' Gate.
1023
00:58:52,976 --> 00:58:55,439
So, if we can deduce
where they're really from...
1024
00:58:55,441 --> 00:58:57,106
We'll find the gnomes.
1025
00:58:57,108 --> 00:58:58,573
That's why I kicked him.
1026
00:58:58,575 --> 00:59:01,174
To see quite literally
what he was made of.
1027
00:59:01,709 --> 00:59:04,407
The gargoyles
also reeked of salt.
1028
00:59:04,409 --> 00:59:06,340
Here, taste my shoe.
1029
00:59:06,342 --> 00:59:07,907
No. Just keep going.
1030
00:59:07,909 --> 00:59:10,439
So the gargoyles
must live close to water.
1031
00:59:10,441 --> 00:59:14,240
Now, place your hands on this wall.
Do you feel that?
1032
00:59:14,242 --> 00:59:16,372
That is the steady thrum
1033
00:59:16,374 --> 00:59:18,905
of a marine
propulsion engine, meaning...
1034
00:59:18,907 --> 00:59:20,041
We're on a ship.
1035
00:59:20,043 --> 00:59:23,640
The HMS Nimrod,
to be precise.
1036
00:59:23,642 --> 00:59:25,974
We've just set sail,
headed east,
1037
00:59:25,976 --> 00:59:29,407
directly towards a structure
which is both on the water
1038
00:59:29,409 --> 00:59:32,075
and protected
by limestone gargoyles.
1039
00:59:32,443 --> 00:59:36,207
Tower Bridge! The gnomes
must be hidden inside.
1040
00:59:37,843 --> 00:59:41,140
Oh, no. Now I understand
why he put us on this ship.
1041
00:59:41,142 --> 00:59:44,341
Wait. What?
Who put us on this ship?
1042
00:59:54,909 --> 00:59:58,075
That's impossible.
He was smashed. I saw it.
1043
00:59:58,410 --> 01:00:00,341
Surprise, Sherlock!
1044
01:00:00,343 --> 01:00:03,341
Sorry to not be in touch.
I was pretending to be dead.
1045
01:00:03,343 --> 01:00:05,307
Oh, also, I hate you.
1046
01:00:05,309 --> 01:00:07,209
Moriarty,
how awful to see you.
1047
01:00:07,211 --> 01:00:10,675
So how have I been?
I've been just peachy!
1048
01:00:10,677 --> 01:00:14,008
Took up fishing. Gave up fishing.
It's really boring.
1049
01:00:14,010 --> 01:00:15,707
But I did plot
your destruction
1050
01:00:15,709 --> 01:00:17,376
with the help
of my friends here.
1051
01:00:17,642 --> 01:00:20,073
Of course, they were
actually working for me!
1052
01:00:20,075 --> 01:00:24,209
I mean, I came up with the
Sistine Chapel of evil plans.
1053
01:00:24,211 --> 01:00:26,841
It's got a double-cross,
it's got a triple-cross,
1054
01:00:26,843 --> 01:00:28,809
I was smashed, he was smashed.
1055
01:00:28,811 --> 01:00:31,874
I mean, to be fair,
it is needlessly complicated,
1056
01:00:31,876 --> 01:00:33,843
but that's what
supervillains do!
1057
01:00:33,845 --> 01:00:36,108
I know you like it when you
think I don't understand,
1058
01:00:36,110 --> 01:00:38,608
but this time
I really don't understand.
1059
01:00:38,610 --> 01:00:40,841
What happened at
the Natural History Museum?
1060
01:00:40,843 --> 01:00:43,943
Well, now,
that's a funny story.
1061
01:00:45,345 --> 01:00:47,142
You thought I was deaded.
1062
01:00:47,144 --> 01:00:49,242
But I've always been
a lucky pie,
1063
01:00:49,244 --> 01:00:52,008
and that was
my luckiest day ever.
1064
01:00:52,010 --> 01:00:55,276
Not only did I
not get squished,
1065
01:00:55,278 --> 01:01:00,044
in that moment I saw how I could
finally bring you down, Sherlock.
1066
01:01:01,343 --> 01:01:04,376
- Yours, I believe.
- I saw how you treated Watson.
1067
01:01:04,378 --> 01:01:07,943
Poor old miserabubble Watson.
He looked so sad.
1068
01:01:07,945 --> 01:01:09,709
So I thought, I'll use that.
1069
01:01:09,711 --> 01:01:11,943
I sent the gargoyles
to you, Watson,
1070
01:01:11,945 --> 01:01:13,975
and they let you think
you were in charge.
1071
01:01:13,977 --> 01:01:15,543
As if!
1072
01:01:15,945 --> 01:01:17,843
You know what
your problem is, Watson?
1073
01:01:17,845 --> 01:01:19,475
You're too nice, too trusting.
1074
01:01:19,477 --> 01:01:21,274
Too... ugh.
1075
01:01:21,276 --> 01:01:25,075
Never trust a gargoyle or
prunes past their sell-by date.
1076
01:01:26,543 --> 01:01:28,975
While you were playing
at supervillains,
1077
01:01:28,977 --> 01:01:30,209
I saw your map.
1078
01:01:30,211 --> 01:01:33,108
And then I could carry out
the real plan, my plan!
1079
01:01:33,110 --> 01:01:36,977
Capturing every single gnome
in London.
1080
01:01:38,678 --> 01:01:40,510
Selfie time!
1081
01:01:40,512 --> 01:01:41,908
Oh, no.
1082
01:01:41,910 --> 01:01:43,776
Oh, yes!
1083
01:01:43,778 --> 01:01:45,943
They didn't have to be
glued down in a giant M,
1084
01:01:45,945 --> 01:01:49,978
but it's the little touches that
make a plan really evil, you know?
1085
01:01:50,544 --> 01:01:52,077
He's not there.
1086
01:01:52,278 --> 01:01:55,010
Can you guess what happens
next? Here, I'll show you.
1087
01:01:55,012 --> 01:01:58,211
Screen share, screen share.
How do I screen...
1088
01:02:01,146 --> 01:02:02,510
This is where we stored
1089
01:02:02,512 --> 01:02:04,311
the kidnapped gnomes
on the bridge.
1090
01:02:04,611 --> 01:02:06,410
Then we brought them
to this room here,
1091
01:02:06,412 --> 01:02:07,545
for the main event.
1092
01:02:07,811 --> 01:02:09,544
And when
your warship arrives,
1093
01:02:09,546 --> 01:02:11,443
the bridge will rise up
1094
01:02:11,445 --> 01:02:14,510
and the 500-ton
counterweight will fall,
1095
01:02:14,512 --> 01:02:16,343
crushing the gnomes,
1096
01:02:16,345 --> 01:02:18,343
making you
the very instrument
1097
01:02:18,345 --> 01:02:19,778
of their demise.
1098
01:02:19,780 --> 01:02:21,845
Yes, you, Sherlock,
1099
01:02:21,847 --> 01:02:24,778
will be the unwitting
executioner
1100
01:02:24,780 --> 01:02:27,280
of every single gnome
in London.
1101
01:02:27,878 --> 01:02:29,644
So, how do I get out
of screen share?
1102
01:02:29,646 --> 01:02:31,343
How do I get out of...
1103
01:02:31,345 --> 01:02:33,109
Oh, a-ha!
1104
01:02:33,111 --> 01:02:35,544
Oh, Sherlock, I can see
all the cogs turning in there,
1105
01:02:35,546 --> 01:02:37,245
trying to work out
how to stop me.
1106
01:02:37,247 --> 01:02:38,544
But it's too late.
1107
01:02:38,546 --> 01:02:41,479
Your pretty boat
is nearly here.
1108
01:02:46,180 --> 01:02:48,443
♪ The bridge will open
Smashing all the gnomes ♪
1109
01:02:48,445 --> 01:02:51,311
♪ And what will you do, Sherlock
When all the gnomes are gone? ♪
1110
01:02:51,613 --> 01:02:53,514
I don't know. You tell me.
1111
01:02:53,813 --> 01:02:57,178
So the game is not afoot,
or a hand, or a leg.
1112
01:02:57,180 --> 01:02:58,447
It's just over.
1113
01:02:58,746 --> 01:03:00,178
And you lose.
1114
01:03:00,514 --> 01:03:02,012
Bye!
1115
01:03:09,947 --> 01:03:12,711
So, Watson,
on a scale of 1 to 10,
1116
01:03:12,713 --> 01:03:14,477
how well do you think
this is going?
1117
01:03:14,479 --> 01:03:17,079
I never meant for any gnome
to get hurt. You know that.
1118
01:03:17,081 --> 01:03:19,178
Hey, knock it off,
both of you.
1119
01:03:19,180 --> 01:03:20,945
Watson screwed up,
but you did, too.
1120
01:03:20,947 --> 01:03:23,013
- What did I do?
- The same thing I did.
1121
01:03:23,381 --> 01:03:26,644
We took our best friends for
granted, we stopped listening.
1122
01:03:26,646 --> 01:03:28,646
We stopped giving them
the respect they deserve.
1123
01:03:28,648 --> 01:03:30,611
They were the last thing
we were thinking about,
1124
01:03:30,613 --> 01:03:32,613
and they should
have been the first.
1125
01:03:38,615 --> 01:03:42,213
I suppose somewhere within that
haystack of emotional twaddle
1126
01:03:42,215 --> 01:03:45,481
there may lie
a thin needle of truth.
1127
01:03:45,847 --> 01:03:47,279
One last case.
1128
01:03:47,548 --> 01:03:50,113
One last case.
1129
01:03:50,546 --> 01:03:51,711
Good.
1130
01:03:53,948 --> 01:03:57,981
Now let's get off this ship
and save those gnomes.
1131
01:04:01,447 --> 01:04:02,880
Let's go.
1132
01:04:04,316 --> 01:04:05,747
It's all clear.
1133
01:04:08,514 --> 01:04:10,013
Follow me.
1134
01:04:10,514 --> 01:04:11,913
We need that soap.
1135
01:04:12,247 --> 01:04:14,689
Of course, to unstick
the gnomes from the pie filling.
1136
01:04:14,713 --> 01:04:16,245
Perfect deduction, Watson.
1137
01:04:16,247 --> 01:04:18,914
Now we need to find a way
to get to Tower Bridge.
1138
01:04:19,316 --> 01:04:20,349
Hmm.
1139
01:04:21,682 --> 01:04:22,981
I'll drive.
1140
01:04:28,215 --> 01:04:31,648
Uh, Miss Juliet,
maybe we should slow down!
1141
01:04:38,715 --> 01:04:40,213
What are we doing up here?
1142
01:04:40,215 --> 01:04:42,515
Shouldn't we be
saving the gnomes?
1143
01:04:42,814 --> 01:04:44,446
The only way
to save the gnomes
1144
01:04:44,448 --> 01:04:46,749
is to find a way to stop
the bridge from opening.
1145
01:04:48,816 --> 01:04:50,512
Clear the bridge.
1146
01:04:50,514 --> 01:04:51,946
Clear the bridge.
1147
01:04:51,948 --> 01:04:54,780
All pedestrians
behind the barriers.
1148
01:05:02,048 --> 01:05:04,347
HMS Nimrod,
this is Tower Bridge.
1149
01:05:04,349 --> 01:05:07,349
Commencing your
20:43 bridge lift.
1150
01:05:27,816 --> 01:05:30,682
We got to make them think there's
still people on the bridge.
1151
01:05:30,684 --> 01:05:32,015
Now, can you guys handle that?
1152
01:05:32,316 --> 01:05:35,347
Oh, absolutely, definitely.
Positively. Piece of cake.
1153
01:05:35,349 --> 01:05:37,582
Yes! I'm off to go
and help the others.
1154
01:05:37,849 --> 01:05:39,782
- So, uh, what are we doing?
- I don't know.
1155
01:05:39,784 --> 01:05:41,613
We got to do something.
1156
01:05:41,615 --> 01:05:42,981
Well, we are on a river.
1157
01:05:42,983 --> 01:05:44,548
Five, six, seven, eight!
1158
01:05:49,883 --> 01:05:52,247
Bloomin' heck! There's
still people on the bridge.
1159
01:05:59,784 --> 01:06:01,264
Nimrod,
stop your approach.
1160
01:06:01,450 --> 01:06:04,717
There are some people
on the bridge... Riverdancing!
1161
01:06:05,883 --> 01:06:07,117
Sherlock!
1162
01:06:08,784 --> 01:06:11,048
And this is why you don't
make the gloating phone call
1163
01:06:11,050 --> 01:06:13,616
until after all the gnomes
are smashed.
1164
01:06:13,816 --> 01:06:16,182
Can you be a lamb
and get me a weapon?
1165
01:06:16,184 --> 01:06:18,251
Something lethal
but... oh, oh, fun!
1166
01:06:26,450 --> 01:06:29,548
Look! Someone must have
stopped the bridge!
1167
01:06:29,550 --> 01:06:31,717
Gnomeo.
1168
01:06:38,251 --> 01:06:40,491
"Move to the city," they said.
"It'll be fun," they said.
1169
01:06:42,650 --> 01:06:44,182
Sherlock!
1170
01:06:44,184 --> 01:06:46,950
Surely you didn't think
it would be that easy...
1171
01:06:47,684 --> 01:06:49,316
Who...
Who the heck are you?
1172
01:06:49,318 --> 01:06:51,416
- I'm the gnome that's gonna...
- No!
1173
01:06:51,418 --> 01:06:54,515
This is my show!
I do the one-liners.
1174
01:06:54,517 --> 01:06:56,316
You don't get one-liners.
1175
01:06:56,318 --> 01:06:57,914
It seems we have
a party crasher.
1176
01:06:57,916 --> 01:06:59,649
Would you two
show him the door?
1177
01:06:59,651 --> 01:07:01,283
It'll be our pleasure,
guvnor.
1178
01:07:01,285 --> 01:07:02,617
This is too easy.
1179
01:07:02,619 --> 01:07:05,785
- He's mine.
- No, he's mine.
1180
01:07:05,985 --> 01:07:07,684
Wait.
What are you doing?
1181
01:07:07,686 --> 01:07:09,115
Jumping, of course.
1182
01:07:12,552 --> 01:07:13,584
Gotcha.
1183
01:07:16,519 --> 01:07:21,115
Oh, Gnomeo, I'm so sorry.
I thought I'd lost you.
1184
01:07:21,117 --> 01:07:23,351
That's never gonna happen.
1185
01:07:25,818 --> 01:07:27,217
Look!
1186
01:07:28,651 --> 01:07:30,450
Ah, yes. Not good.
1187
01:07:30,452 --> 01:07:33,084
Would you mind taking care of
them so we can save the gnomes?
1188
01:07:33,086 --> 01:07:34,852
Leave it with us.
Good luck.
1189
01:07:36,117 --> 01:07:38,716
Fertilizer face!
Remember me?
1190
01:07:38,718 --> 01:07:39,983
Come here, pipsqueak!
1191
01:07:39,985 --> 01:07:41,918
Wait till I get hold of you!
1192
01:07:44,651 --> 01:07:47,617
♪ My name is Moriarty
You like to eat my pies ♪
1193
01:07:47,619 --> 01:07:50,383
I'll draw his fire,
you rescue the gnomes.
1194
01:07:50,385 --> 01:07:52,050
You trust me
to save the gnomes?
1195
01:07:52,052 --> 01:07:54,318
Well, of course.
You're Watson.
1196
01:07:56,253 --> 01:07:57,285
Hmm.
1197
01:08:01,785 --> 01:08:03,450
Ah! Oh, Sherlock!
1198
01:08:03,452 --> 01:08:07,753
Surely you didn't think
it would be that easy to...
1199
01:08:08,253 --> 01:08:11,517
You know what? It
doesn't feel organic anymore.
1200
01:08:11,519 --> 01:08:13,719
Look, I'm just
gonna smash you.
1201
01:08:13,919 --> 01:08:16,383
Ha! A miss!
The first of many.
1202
01:08:16,385 --> 01:08:18,083
Oh, it's my favorite bit.
1203
01:08:18,085 --> 01:08:19,984
The chase.
Ready or not, here I come!
1204
01:08:22,553 --> 01:08:23,586
Cheese and crackers!
1205
01:08:27,620 --> 01:08:30,784
Look! It's that guy that
hangs around with Sherlock.
1206
01:08:30,786 --> 01:08:33,952
Yes, I'm the guy that
hangs around with Sherlock.
1207
01:08:33,954 --> 01:08:36,053
And I'm here to get you out.
1208
01:08:40,553 --> 01:08:42,019
Here we go.
1209
01:08:54,919 --> 01:08:57,351
Oi! Why is he
pouring soap on us?
1210
01:08:57,353 --> 01:08:59,151
I don't know.
Still, we'll smell nice.
1211
01:08:59,153 --> 01:09:01,286
He's trying to get us loose.
1212
01:09:02,054 --> 01:09:04,087
Everyone,
get ready to move.
1213
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:16,420
Everyone link arms and pull!
1214
01:09:16,954 --> 01:09:19,752
Foam party!
1215
01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:24,319
It pains me to do this,
Sherlock.
1216
01:09:24,321 --> 01:09:26,920
No one is forcing you,
Moriarty.
1217
01:09:27,787 --> 01:09:29,385
You're the only one
who gets me.
1218
01:09:29,387 --> 01:09:31,952
♪ And I know you feel
The same way about me ♪
1219
01:09:31,954 --> 01:09:33,887
- Not true!
- Ow!
1220
01:09:34,987 --> 01:09:37,420
I know you, Sherlock.
1221
01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:40,485
Because I know me.
We are the same.
1222
01:09:40,487 --> 01:09:44,651
♪ You are the sun
And I am the moon ♪
1223
01:09:44,653 --> 01:09:45,819
Those aren't the same.
1224
01:09:45,821 --> 01:09:48,220
They're both
round things that...
1225
01:09:48,222 --> 01:09:49,554
You know what I mean.
1226
01:09:56,521 --> 01:09:58,651
They've got to be
'round here somewhere.
1227
01:09:58,653 --> 01:09:59,687
There!
1228
01:10:01,121 --> 01:10:03,421
Don't just stand there!
Get her!
1229
01:10:10,988 --> 01:10:12,655
She's trapped.
1230
01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:21,722
Oh, dear. You've got nowhere
else to go, twinkletoes.
1231
01:10:21,987 --> 01:10:23,887
Now!
1232
01:10:24,455 --> 01:10:25,819
What was that?
1233
01:10:25,821 --> 01:10:29,119
Stevenson, point
the searchlight at the bridge.
1234
01:10:29,121 --> 01:10:32,088
The humans!
They've seen us! Freeze!
1235
01:10:32,421 --> 01:10:34,119
This is your fault.
1236
01:10:34,121 --> 01:10:36,222
No, it's your fault!
1237
01:10:43,554 --> 01:10:47,619
Two garden gnomes versus
two giant stone gargoyles.
1238
01:10:47,621 --> 01:10:51,454
Hey, we're Gnomeo and Juliet.
They didn't stand a chance.
1239
01:10:52,321 --> 01:10:54,053
Oh, you've got
to be kidding me.
1240
01:10:54,722 --> 01:10:59,654
False alarm, Nimrod. Someone had
stuck three garden gnomes on the...
1241
01:10:59,656 --> 01:11:02,288
Looked like they were dancing.
It doesn't matter.
1242
01:11:02,290 --> 01:11:04,791
Stand by for bridge reopening.
1243
01:11:05,255 --> 01:11:06,553
Oh, no.
1244
01:11:06,555 --> 01:11:08,355
Yeah, we didn't even
get to do our big finale.
1245
01:11:08,821 --> 01:11:12,021
Nimrod,
recommencing bridge opening now.
1246
01:11:17,256 --> 01:11:19,386
Don't worry,
I'll get you out of here.
1247
01:11:19,388 --> 01:11:21,288
Oh, my hero.
1248
01:11:22,456 --> 01:11:25,788
Be brave, my love.
Be brave!
1249
01:11:25,790 --> 01:11:28,090
This way! The door's here!
1250
01:11:29,990 --> 01:11:31,387
Come on, quickly now!
1251
01:11:31,389 --> 01:11:34,020
Help! Help! I'm stuck!
1252
01:11:34,022 --> 01:11:36,256
Well, of course
it would be that guy.
1253
01:11:42,924 --> 01:11:45,457
Whoa! Keep me level!
1254
01:11:46,057 --> 01:11:48,723
Come on, this way.
Out, everybody.
1255
01:11:49,555 --> 01:11:51,989
Yay!
Thank you, Dr. Watson.
1256
01:11:51,991 --> 01:11:55,124
- Thank you, Dr. Watson.
- You're my hero, Dr. Watson.
1257
01:12:00,256 --> 01:12:02,088
I don't need you, Sherlock.
1258
01:12:02,090 --> 01:12:04,823
I've got lots of people
who want me as an archenemy.
1259
01:12:05,490 --> 01:12:07,222
They're queuing up!
1260
01:12:09,223 --> 01:12:10,289
Ow!
1261
01:12:10,691 --> 01:12:13,256
I'm popular
and bubbly.
1262
01:12:20,057 --> 01:12:21,656
I'm a pie about town.
1263
01:12:25,656 --> 01:12:27,656
You know, you're
very needy for a villain.
1264
01:12:29,957 --> 01:12:32,722
The bridge is up.
The gnomes are smashed.
1265
01:12:32,724 --> 01:12:36,489
And I guess this is the end of
our little story, Sherlock.
1266
01:12:36,491 --> 01:12:38,858
Come now, Moriarty.
1267
01:12:39,424 --> 01:12:42,789
I think there's
one more twist in the tale.
1268
01:12:42,791 --> 01:12:43,856
Huh?
1269
01:12:43,858 --> 01:12:45,256
No!
1270
01:12:45,258 --> 01:12:47,590
You're past your
sell-by date, Moriarty.
1271
01:12:49,957 --> 01:12:52,722
You saved them?
My life's work ruined!
1272
01:12:52,724 --> 01:12:54,888
The Sistine Chapel
of evil plans
1273
01:12:54,890 --> 01:12:58,556
and you just spray-painted
a cartoon cat all over it!
1274
01:12:58,558 --> 01:13:02,192
Well, then, sir,
my hat's off to you.
1275
01:13:02,424 --> 01:13:04,157
Literally.
1276
01:13:04,159 --> 01:13:06,358
No!
1277
01:13:07,892 --> 01:13:09,525
Brace yourselves!
1278
01:13:13,392 --> 01:13:17,056
Oh, Sherlock.
You look tired.
1279
01:13:18,392 --> 01:13:19,757
Why don't you have
a little lie-down
1280
01:13:19,759 --> 01:13:21,590
while I go chat
to your friends.
1281
01:13:21,592 --> 01:13:25,192
Yeah. Back in a sec.
1282
01:13:25,959 --> 01:13:26,890
Whoo!
1283
01:13:26,892 --> 01:13:28,824
And lift!
1284
01:13:28,826 --> 01:13:29,824
Again!
1285
01:13:29,826 --> 01:13:31,455
Watson, behind you!
1286
01:13:31,457 --> 01:13:33,825
Hello!
1287
01:13:38,326 --> 01:13:40,492
Poor old miserabubble Watson.
1288
01:13:40,758 --> 01:13:43,591
- Okay, bye-bye!
- No, Moriarty. Please.
1289
01:13:45,525 --> 01:13:47,923
Oh, give it up, Sherlock.
1290
01:13:47,925 --> 01:13:49,925
What you gonna do?
Depress me to death?
1291
01:13:50,293 --> 01:13:52,858
This is where our story ends.
1292
01:13:53,860 --> 01:13:57,925
Come, Moriarty.
Come dance with me.
1293
01:13:58,160 --> 01:13:59,492
Oh, big hairy bums!
1294
01:14:01,425 --> 01:14:03,291
Sherlock!
1295
01:14:14,826 --> 01:14:15,859
Ow!
1296
01:14:20,826 --> 01:14:24,257
Sherlock Gnomes, I shall...
1297
01:14:24,259 --> 01:14:25,992
This water is disgusting.
1298
01:14:25,994 --> 01:14:28,059
Oh, it's going in my mouth!
It's going in my mouth!
1299
01:14:28,460 --> 01:14:30,225
Oh, no, my phone!
1300
01:14:37,559 --> 01:14:39,626
You'd give your life for me?
1301
01:14:40,126 --> 01:14:41,791
Of course.
1302
01:14:41,793 --> 01:14:44,190
Because you're the sworn protector
of London's garden gnomes.
1303
01:14:44,192 --> 01:14:45,557
No.
1304
01:14:45,559 --> 01:14:48,091
Because we are
the sworn protectors
1305
01:14:48,093 --> 01:14:49,525
of London's garden gnomes.
1306
01:14:49,527 --> 01:14:53,360
Watson and Sherlock,
partners and friends.
1307
01:14:53,693 --> 01:14:57,227
And I promise to treat
my partner a lot better.
1308
01:14:57,527 --> 01:15:01,493
That is, of course,
if you'll have me back.
1309
01:15:02,026 --> 01:15:03,826
Watson and Sherlock.
1310
01:15:04,260 --> 01:15:05,959
I rather like
the sound of that.
1311
01:15:18,893 --> 01:15:20,359
So, Benny,
1312
01:15:20,361 --> 01:15:22,557
you know how you said
you only want to kiss someone
1313
01:15:22,559 --> 01:15:23,992
if they want to kiss you back?
1314
01:15:23,994 --> 01:15:25,092
Uh...
1315
01:15:25,094 --> 01:15:27,561
Well, now is that time.
1316
01:15:30,894 --> 01:15:34,159
Where did you learn
to kiss like that?
1317
01:15:34,161 --> 01:15:36,161
The Internet.
1318
01:15:37,128 --> 01:15:39,659
Not bad for our
first week in London.
1319
01:15:39,661 --> 01:15:41,592
Well, you're the one
who wanted an adventure.
1320
01:15:41,594 --> 01:15:44,393
Yeah, with you.
Always with you.
1321
01:16:03,094 --> 01:16:05,726
What a perfect spring day.
1322
01:16:05,728 --> 01:16:09,226
The garden looks
absolutely glorious.
1323
01:16:09,228 --> 01:16:13,127
It truly does.
Juliet, I am so proud of you.
1324
01:16:13,129 --> 01:16:14,629
Thanks, Dad.
1325
01:16:20,262 --> 01:16:21,327
Watson!
1326
01:16:21,562 --> 01:16:24,392
Oh, Sherlock.
I didn't even see you there.
1327
01:16:24,394 --> 01:16:28,028
Yes.
I suppose I deserve that.
1328
01:16:35,896 --> 01:16:39,060
On this day,
the first day of spring,
1329
01:16:39,062 --> 01:16:42,093
we are here to celebrate
our new leaders,
1330
01:16:42,095 --> 01:16:44,659
Gnomeo and Juliet.
1331
01:16:47,495 --> 01:16:49,526
Is this what I think it is?
1332
01:16:49,528 --> 01:16:52,829
A Cupid's Arrow Orchid.
Our flower.
1333
01:16:56,896 --> 01:16:59,762
So I guess this is
officially our garden now.
1334
01:17:00,129 --> 01:17:04,897
It is. And I'll never forget the most
important thing in this garden is you.
1335
01:17:05,396 --> 01:17:07,360
Ooh, that was super cheesy.
1336
01:17:07,362 --> 01:17:10,026
No, it was
extremely romantic.
1337
01:17:10,028 --> 01:17:12,861
- Grade-A cheddar.
- Will you shut up and kiss me?
1338
01:17:22,830 --> 01:17:25,026
Yay! Yay!
1339
01:17:27,063 --> 01:17:28,229
What?
1340
01:17:29,563 --> 01:17:32,863
Watson, do you see how
they look at one another?
1341
01:17:33,063 --> 01:17:37,062
Recalculating likelihood
of breakup at zero percent.
1342
01:17:37,629 --> 01:17:39,529
Could that possibly
be right?
1343
01:17:39,763 --> 01:17:43,696
Elementary, my dear Sherlock.
Elementary.
1344
01:17:54,583 --> 01:17:59,588
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1345
01:24:01,170 --> 01:24:04,401
♪ Moriarty's Pies
The taste that makes you smile ♪
1346
01:24:04,403 --> 01:24:07,901
♪ Filled with goobarb syrup
Makes you eat it all the while ♪
1347
01:25:57,906 --> 01:25:58,906
Ow!
1348
01:25:59,441 --> 01:26:01,706
I hate you, Sherlock Gnomes.
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