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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,000 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� � 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,000 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� � Mobile - +919815899536 3 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:22,900 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� � Mobile - +919815899536 EMail - parminder222536@hotmail.com 4 00:00:22,936 --> 00:00:24,847 [Aeroplane approaches] 5 00:00:27,096 --> 00:00:29,007 [Tyres screech] 6 00:00:37,176 --> 00:00:39,485 [Tannoy jingle] 7 00:00:39,576 --> 00:00:44,445 [Tannoy] United Airlines announcing the arrival of Flight 9435 from Beijing. 8 00:00:44,536 --> 00:00:47,573 Customer service representative, report to Gate C42. 9 00:00:48,656 --> 00:00:51,773 [Repeats announcement in Mandarin Chinese] 10 00:00:54,816 --> 00:00:57,011 [Chatter] 11 00:00:57,096 --> 00:01:02,090 [Tannoy] All visitors to the US should line up at booths one through 15. 12 00:01:02,176 --> 00:01:06,931 [Customs official] Please have your l-94 forms filled out. 13 00:01:07,016 --> 00:01:10,691 - What's the purpose of your visit? - What is the purpose of your visit? 14 00:01:10,776 --> 00:01:12,561 What is the purpose of your visit? 15 00:01:12,562 --> 00:01:13,768 Business or pleasure? 16 00:01:13,856 --> 00:01:15,289 Just visiting. Shopping? 17 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:16,331 Au plaisir. 18 00:01:16,416 --> 00:01:18,372 - Pleasure. - Business. 19 00:01:18,456 --> 00:01:20,174 How long will you be staying? 20 00:01:21,496 --> 00:01:23,214 Could I see your return ticket? 21 00:01:23,296 --> 00:01:25,217 What's the purpose of your visit? 22 00:01:25,218 --> 00:01:26,686 Business or pleasure? 23 00:01:26,776 --> 00:01:29,654 Enjoy your stay. Next. 24 00:01:29,736 --> 00:01:33,251 [Tannoy] Please have your passports, immigration forms, l-94, 25 00:01:33,336 --> 00:01:36,931 and customs declarations ready to hand to the inspector. 26 00:01:40,136 --> 00:01:42,696 - Stand by. He's fishing. - [Man] Copy that. 27 00:01:42,776 --> 00:01:45,574 See this bunch of Mickey Mouse sweatshirts? 28 00:01:45,656 --> 00:01:48,409 That's the tour from China, connecting to Orlando. 29 00:01:48,496 --> 00:01:51,090 When was the last time you saw Chinese tourists 30 00:01:51,176 --> 00:01:54,725 on their way to Disney World without any cameras? 31 00:01:54,816 --> 00:01:57,614 Possible forged documents on 10 and 11. 32 00:01:57,696 --> 00:01:59,607 [Shouting] 33 00:02:05,336 --> 00:02:08,408 Sir. Sir. Passport. 34 00:02:10,616 --> 00:02:11,890 Thank you. 35 00:02:12,896 --> 00:02:16,172 Welcome, Mr Navorski. 36 00:02:16,256 --> 00:02:18,167 Purpose of your visit? 37 00:02:18,256 --> 00:02:19,960 - [Speaks Bulgarian] 38 00:02:19,961 --> 00:02:22,090 - Business or pleasure? 39 00:02:22,176 --> 00:02:24,087 [Speaks Bulgarian] 40 00:02:25,976 --> 00:02:27,887 [Beeps] 41 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:35,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 42 00:02:36,016 --> 00:02:37,734 Sir, I have an IBIS hit on six. 43 00:02:37,816 --> 00:02:39,169 [Man] No! 44 00:02:39,256 --> 00:02:42,532 Mr Navorski, please follow me. 45 00:02:42,616 --> 00:02:46,291 [Tannoy] ... flight number 746 from Montreal 46 00:02:46,376 --> 00:02:49,891 must proceed to US Immigration before claiming their luggage. 47 00:02:49,976 --> 00:02:54,128 All right, Mr Navorski, we'd like you to wait here, please. 48 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:55,490 Next, please. 49 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:57,055 Next, please. 50 00:03:02,176 --> 00:03:03,894 [Electric razor] 51 00:03:11,736 --> 00:03:15,046 [Thurman] What are you doing in the United States, Mr Navorski? 52 00:03:20,016 --> 00:03:22,769 [Thick Bulgarian accent] Yellow taxicab, please. 53 00:03:22,856 --> 00:03:26,053 Take me to Ramada Inn, 54 00:03:26,136 --> 00:03:29,651 161 Lexington. 55 00:03:33,376 --> 00:03:35,526 Staying at the Ramada Inn? 56 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:38,005 Keep the change. 57 00:03:38,096 --> 00:03:41,327 Do you know anyone in New York? 58 00:03:41,416 --> 00:03:42,849 Yes. 59 00:03:42,936 --> 00:03:45,689 - Who? - Yes. 60 00:03:46,616 --> 00:03:50,404 - Who? - Yes. 61 00:03:50,496 --> 00:03:52,990 No, do you know anyone in New York? 62 00:03:52,991 --> 00:03:53,613 Yes. 63 00:03:53,696 --> 00:03:55,607 - Who? - Yes. 64 00:04:00,696 --> 00:04:02,971 161 Lexington. 65 00:04:03,056 --> 00:04:06,571 OK, Mr Navorski, I need to see your return ticket, please. 66 00:04:07,856 --> 00:04:10,324 No, your return ticket. Your... 67 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:12,611 - Oh... Yes. - Ah. 68 00:04:13,416 --> 00:04:15,725 [Woman screams] 69 00:04:15,816 --> 00:04:17,727 This is just a standard procedure. 70 00:04:19,056 --> 00:04:21,934 I'm going to need the passport also. 71 00:04:22,016 --> 00:04:23,847 Oh... OK. 72 00:04:23,936 --> 00:04:24,410 No, no. 73 00:04:24,411 --> 00:04:25,494 Thank you. 74 00:04:25,576 --> 00:04:27,089 Mr Navorski. 75 00:04:28,576 --> 00:04:31,090 That. Passport. 76 00:04:33,816 --> 00:04:35,727 That. 77 00:04:41,296 --> 00:04:41,955 Mr Navorski? 78 00:04:41,956 --> 00:04:43,491 Sorry to keep you waiting. 79 00:04:43,576 --> 00:04:48,730 I'm Frank Dixon, Director of Customs and Border Protection here at JFK. 80 00:04:48,816 --> 00:04:51,569 I help people with their immigration problems. 81 00:04:51,656 --> 00:04:54,295 We're looking for an interpreter for you. 82 00:04:54,376 --> 00:04:56,147 How are we doing on that? 83 00:04:56,148 --> 00:04:58,130 Do we have an interpreter? 84 00:04:58,216 --> 00:05:01,094 But I understand that you speak a little English. 85 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:03,815 - Yes. - You do? 86 00:05:03,896 --> 00:05:07,172 I hope you don't mind if I eat while we talk. I've a bit of bad news. 87 00:05:07,256 --> 00:05:10,168 Your country has suspended all travelling privileges 88 00:05:10,256 --> 00:05:12,816 on passports issued by your government. 89 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:15,808 And our State Department has revoked the visa 90 00:05:15,896 --> 00:05:18,285 that was going to allow you to enter the US. 91 00:05:18,376 --> 00:05:21,049 That's it in a nutshell, basically. 92 00:05:21,136 --> 00:05:25,368 While you were in the air there was a military coup in your country. 93 00:05:25,456 --> 00:05:28,448 Most of the dead were members of the Presidential Guard. 94 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:30,970 They were attacked in the middle of the night. 95 00:05:31,056 --> 00:05:33,286 They got it all on GHN, I think. 96 00:05:33,376 --> 00:05:35,235 There were few civilian casualties. 97 00:05:35,236 --> 00:05:36,732 I'm sure your family's fine. 98 00:05:36,816 --> 00:05:40,570 Mr Navorski, your country was annexed from the inside. 99 00:05:40,656 --> 00:05:43,216 The Republic of Krakozhia is under new leadership. 100 00:05:43,296 --> 00:05:46,129 Krakozhia. Krakozhia 101 00:05:47,696 --> 00:05:48,846 Krakozhia. 102 00:05:48,847 --> 00:05:53,214 Right. I don't think he gets it. 103 00:05:53,296 --> 00:05:56,413 Er... Let me... OK. Look. 104 00:05:56,496 --> 00:05:58,930 Imagine that these potato chips are Krakozhia. 105 00:05:59,016 --> 00:06:01,246 Kra-kozhia. 106 00:06:01,336 --> 00:06:02,769 - Kra-kozhia. - Yes. 107 00:06:02,856 --> 00:06:04,767 - Krakozhia. - OK. 108 00:06:04,856 --> 00:06:08,690 Er... So the potato chips are Krakozhia. 109 00:06:08,776 --> 00:06:10,134 And this apple... 110 00:06:10,135 --> 00:06:12,291 Big Apple. Big Apple. 111 00:06:12,376 --> 00:06:15,049 ...Big Apple represents the Liberty Rebels. 112 00:06:15,816 --> 00:06:17,727 OK? 113 00:06:19,016 --> 00:06:21,689 No more Krakozhia! OK? 114 00:06:21,776 --> 00:06:26,327 New government. Revolution. You understand? 115 00:06:26,416 --> 00:06:29,613 All the flights in and out of your country have been suspended. 116 00:06:29,696 --> 00:06:33,655 The new government has sealed all borders, so your visa's no longer valid. 117 00:06:33,736 --> 00:06:37,206 So, currently you are a citizen of nowhere. 118 00:06:37,296 --> 00:06:39,207 Now, we can't process you new papers 119 00:06:39,296 --> 00:06:45,053 until the US recognizes your country's new diplomatic reclassification. 120 00:06:45,136 --> 00:06:47,650 You don't qualify for asylum, refugee status, 121 00:06:47,736 --> 00:06:50,489 temporary protective status, humanitarian parole, 122 00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:54,489 or non-immigration work travel. You don't qualify for any of these. 123 00:06:54,576 --> 00:06:56,532 You are at this time simply... 124 00:06:58,816 --> 00:07:02,252 ...unacceptable. - Unacceptable. 125 00:07:02,336 --> 00:07:04,566 - Unacceptable. - Unacceptable. 126 00:07:04,656 --> 00:07:11,255 Big Apple tour includes Brooklyn Bridge, Empire State, Broadway show Cats. 127 00:07:11,336 --> 00:07:14,453 I got more bad news for you. Cats has closed. 128 00:07:14,536 --> 00:07:16,333 OK. OK. 129 00:07:16,416 --> 00:07:19,328 Now I go New York City. Thank you. 130 00:07:19,416 --> 00:07:23,409 No, Mr Navorski. I cannot allow you to enter the United States at this time. 131 00:07:23,496 --> 00:07:24,174 Krakozhia. 132 00:07:24,175 --> 00:07:26,886 We can't allow you to go home either. 133 00:07:26,976 --> 00:07:28,714 You don't really have a home. 134 00:07:28,715 --> 00:07:30,571 Technically it doesn't exist. 135 00:07:30,656 --> 00:07:35,935 It's like a Twilight Zone. Do you get that show over there? 136 00:07:36,016 --> 00:07:39,167 Talking Tina, Zanti Misfits. 137 00:07:39,256 --> 00:07:41,565 Zanti Misfits was Outer Limits, sir. 138 00:07:41,656 --> 00:07:43,533 Really? It's not important. 139 00:07:43,616 --> 00:07:46,892 Where do I buy the Nike shoes? 140 00:07:46,976 --> 00:07:49,490 OK, Mr Navorski, come here. 141 00:07:49,576 --> 00:07:51,726 Here's my dilemma, Mr Navorski. 142 00:07:51,816 --> 00:07:55,491 You have no right to enter the US and I have no right to detain you. 143 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:57,965 You have fallen through a crack in the system. 144 00:07:58,056 --> 00:07:58,866 I am crack. 145 00:07:58,867 --> 00:08:01,810 Yes. Until we get this sorted out, 146 00:08:01,896 --> 00:08:05,969 I will allow you to enter the International Transit Lounge. 147 00:08:06,056 --> 00:08:09,492 I'm going to sign a release form that is going to make you a free man. 148 00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:11,692 - Free? - Free. Free. 149 00:08:11,776 --> 00:08:17,567 Free to go anywhere you like in the International Transit Lounge. 150 00:08:17,656 --> 00:08:19,567 - OK? - OK. 151 00:08:19,656 --> 00:08:21,931 - OK. - OK. 152 00:08:22,016 --> 00:08:23,085 OK. 153 00:08:23,176 --> 00:08:25,736 Uncle Sam will have this sorted out by tomorrow, 154 00:08:25,816 --> 00:08:28,250 and welcome to the United States. Almost. 155 00:08:28,336 --> 00:08:29,610 [Dixon laughs] 156 00:08:29,696 --> 00:08:31,687 - Thank you. - OK. All right. 157 00:08:31,776 --> 00:08:33,687 Thanks, Judge. 158 00:08:37,296 --> 00:08:39,207 [Door closes] 159 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:54,055 [Tannoy] Announcing the arrival of flight 76 from Singapore Airlines. 160 00:08:54,136 --> 00:08:56,047 Now, Mr Navorski. 161 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:57,808 Mr Navorski. Mr Navorski. 162 00:08:57,896 --> 00:09:00,364 This is the International Transit Lounge. 163 00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:01,935 You are free to wait here. 164 00:09:01,936 --> 00:09:03,414 These are food vouchers. 165 00:09:03,496 --> 00:09:07,614 You can use them in the Food Court. Your Krakozhian money is no good here. 166 00:09:07,696 --> 00:09:10,494 This is a 15-minute, prepaid calling card. 167 00:09:10,576 --> 00:09:12,806 You may call home, if you like. 168 00:09:12,896 --> 00:09:16,809 This, in case we need to contact you, is a pager. 169 00:09:16,896 --> 00:09:20,093 You must keep this with you at all times. 170 00:09:20,176 --> 00:09:25,569 Here is an ID badge for you to get into CBP. Beyond those doors... 171 00:09:25,656 --> 00:09:29,251 Mr Navorski. I'm going to need you to look at me. 172 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:31,975 Beyond those doors is American soil. 173 00:09:32,056 --> 00:09:34,570 Mr Dixon wants me to make it clear 174 00:09:34,656 --> 00:09:37,329 that you are not to enter through those doors. 175 00:09:37,416 --> 00:09:41,614 You are not to leave this building. America is closed. 176 00:09:41,696 --> 00:09:43,607 America closed. 177 00:09:44,856 --> 00:09:46,653 What I do? 178 00:09:47,816 --> 00:09:51,331 There's only one thing you can do here, Mr Navorski. 179 00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:53,646 Shop. 180 00:09:53,736 --> 00:09:57,968 [Tannoy] Passengers of flight 854 New York/Warsaw... 181 00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:59,967 [TV: Brass band plays] 182 00:10:04,736 --> 00:10:08,888 [TV]... the international community tries to secure a peaceful resolution. 183 00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:13,208 The populace has to wonder if they will ever find political stability, 184 00:10:13,296 --> 00:10:18,450 or find the leadership to secure their place on the world stage. 185 00:10:18,536 --> 00:10:21,096 And next this hour, looking to buy a 90-foot yacht? 186 00:10:27,256 --> 00:10:31,169 [TV]... taken hostage. We're hearing that the Vice President has been killed 187 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:35,408 along with four cabinet members, 13 injured soldiers and 20 civilians. 188 00:10:35,496 --> 00:10:38,533 By dawn, rebel leaders had surrounded the state houses. 189 00:10:38,616 --> 00:10:42,404 In a symbolic gesture, the national flag of Krakozhia was torn down 190 00:10:42,496 --> 00:10:45,533 from the Presidential Palace and the parliament building. 191 00:11:10,296 --> 00:11:12,207 Please. Please. 192 00:11:13,056 --> 00:11:14,455 Television. 193 00:11:14,536 --> 00:11:16,447 [Speaks Bulgarian] 194 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:22,168 [Tannoy] Passenger Chen Wan-Shiu and Liu Tao-Jing, 195 00:11:22,256 --> 00:11:25,487 please come to podium to pick up your boarding passes. 196 00:11:33,616 --> 00:11:35,527 [Speaks Bulgarian] 197 00:11:39,016 --> 00:11:44,010 This just in. Last night a military coup overthrew the government of Krakozhia. 198 00:11:44,096 --> 00:11:46,815 Bombing and gunfire were heard through the night. 199 00:11:46,896 --> 00:11:48,932 Although details are unclear, 200 00:11:49,016 --> 00:11:54,249 we are told that President Vagobagin and his aides have been taken hostage. 201 00:11:54,336 --> 00:11:57,169 Bonjour, monsieur. You are a Red Carpet Club member? 202 00:11:57,976 --> 00:11:59,534 [Speaks Bulgarian] 203 00:11:59,616 --> 00:12:03,529 I need to see your boarding pass and club card, sir. 204 00:12:03,616 --> 00:12:04,701 I'm sorry, sir. 205 00:12:04,702 --> 00:12:06,653 This is a private lounge. 206 00:12:06,736 --> 00:12:09,933 The public lounge is downstairs. 207 00:12:11,456 --> 00:12:16,974 [TV] The tiniest nation in the region has been shaken by another uprising. 208 00:12:17,056 --> 00:12:21,686 Krakozhia has been involved in civil war throughout the late '80s and '90s 209 00:12:21,776 --> 00:12:24,654 as it has tried to transition from Communist rule. 210 00:12:49,656 --> 00:12:51,567 - Watch it! - Please. 211 00:12:52,936 --> 00:12:54,847 Please, telephone? Telephone? 212 00:12:55,896 --> 00:12:57,807 Telephone? 213 00:13:00,536 --> 00:13:02,094 Please. Please. 214 00:13:02,176 --> 00:13:04,087 Please. Please. 215 00:13:33,576 --> 00:13:37,615 [Tannoy] For security reasons, please keep your luggage with you at all times. 216 00:13:37,696 --> 00:13:42,486 Unattended luggage will be removed for inspection and may be destroyed. 217 00:13:47,296 --> 00:13:49,207 [Speaks Bulgarian] 218 00:13:56,536 --> 00:14:01,052 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, you broke my bag! 219 00:14:01,136 --> 00:14:02,666 I got this in Paris. 220 00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,731 This is my favourite bag. 221 00:14:04,816 --> 00:14:07,767 I can't believe you just broke my bag! 222 00:14:07,768 --> 00:14:09,810 Mom, Dad! He broke my bag! 223 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,143 Food document. 224 00:14:20,144 --> 00:14:23,367 Excuse me. Stop it. Stop it. 225 00:14:23,456 --> 00:14:25,845 Do you have an appointment? 226 00:14:25,936 --> 00:14:31,613 I don't let anyone to look at my trash without an appointment. 227 00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:34,574 I have an opening next Tuesday. 228 00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:38,410 Tuesday. Tuesday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Tuesday. 229 00:14:38,496 --> 00:14:42,091 It will be good time for you to come back and get lost. 230 00:14:42,176 --> 00:14:44,451 OK, goodbye. Sorry. 231 00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:48,132 Tuesday. 232 00:14:48,896 --> 00:14:52,093 [Strangers In The Night instrumental plays] 233 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:11,287 [Aeroplane descends] 234 00:15:46,576 --> 00:15:48,487 [Yawns] 235 00:16:40,656 --> 00:16:41,771 [Strains] 236 00:17:01,936 --> 00:17:03,847 [Fizzes] 237 00:17:35,536 --> 00:17:37,447 [Sighs] 238 00:17:37,536 --> 00:17:39,094 [Engine screams] 239 00:17:40,096 --> 00:17:42,007 Don't shoot! 240 00:17:49,576 --> 00:17:54,934 [Salchak] She sleeps 12, Frank. Has a 120-volt generator, wet bar, gas range. 241 00:17:55,016 --> 00:17:56,893 She looks amazing. 242 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:59,444 She's my pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. 243 00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:02,289 She's a beautiful boat and I hope you get her soon. 244 00:18:02,376 --> 00:18:03,690 You've earned her. 245 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,368 Thank you, Frank. 246 00:18:05,456 --> 00:18:08,095 - You have. - Actually, I bought her yesterday. 247 00:18:08,176 --> 00:18:11,054 Come on. Congratulations! 248 00:18:11,136 --> 00:18:13,650 I'm nominating you to take my place. 249 00:18:14,336 --> 00:18:17,772 You will assume the duties of acting Field Commissioner 250 00:18:17,856 --> 00:18:20,529 until you get approval from Washington. 251 00:18:20,616 --> 00:18:23,005 Really? I don't know what to say. 252 00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:25,493 Jesus. Richard, is this real? 253 00:18:25,494 --> 00:18:27,366 It's real, Frank, it's real. 254 00:18:27,456 --> 00:18:29,845 Don't pretend to be surprised. 255 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:35,172 You've been waiting for me to retire or drop dead for years now. 256 00:18:35,256 --> 00:18:37,850 No, I haven't been waiting for you to retire. 257 00:18:37,936 --> 00:18:39,813 [Both laugh] 258 00:18:39,896 --> 00:18:41,375 That's all right, Frank. 259 00:18:41,456 --> 00:18:44,971 My retirement will become official the day you get sworn in. 260 00:18:48,096 --> 00:18:50,937 You've waited a long time for this. 261 00:18:50,938 --> 00:18:51,884 I have. 262 00:18:51,976 --> 00:18:55,446 Just be careful about the inspection process. 263 00:18:55,536 --> 00:18:58,448 I will. I've been here for 17 years... 264 00:18:58,536 --> 00:19:01,608 We're talking about the Field Commissioner position. 265 00:19:01,696 --> 00:19:05,848 People are going to look to you for leadership, to set an example. 266 00:19:07,936 --> 00:19:10,086 What are you saying? 267 00:19:10,176 --> 00:19:12,053 [Chuckles] 268 00:19:12,136 --> 00:19:15,492 I'm saying the job is yours to lose. 269 00:19:15,576 --> 00:19:19,728 Ship the Colombians off to asylum hearings, 270 00:19:19,816 --> 00:19:22,410 and call the parents of those kids from Long Island. 271 00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:25,294 Tell them it was a bad idea to let them go to Jamaica. 272 00:19:25,376 --> 00:19:28,607 Come on, let's go. South America and Madrid are on the tarmac. 273 00:19:28,696 --> 00:19:30,891 I want them out of here in half an hour. 274 00:19:35,176 --> 00:19:37,690 Mr Thurman. 275 00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:41,894 There's a man walking around the terminal in a bathrobe. 276 00:19:41,976 --> 00:19:45,412 I know, sir. You put him there. 277 00:20:04,416 --> 00:20:06,372 Welcome to the United States. 278 00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:07,969 Next! 279 00:20:08,056 --> 00:20:09,967 [Speaks Bulgarian] 280 00:20:11,536 --> 00:20:13,128 I need visa. 281 00:20:13,216 --> 00:20:14,629 Where's your green form? 282 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,572 I can't do anything without it. 283 00:20:16,656 --> 00:20:18,533 Go to the wall. 284 00:20:18,616 --> 00:20:20,049 Next! 285 00:20:22,296 --> 00:20:24,014 Sir. 286 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:29,444 The light green form. 287 00:20:32,256 --> 00:20:35,931 ? I love New York... 288 00:20:36,016 --> 00:20:38,371 - I love it! - ? New York 289 00:20:40,056 --> 00:20:44,686 ? I love New York 290 00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:50,094 ? I love New York... 291 00:20:54,896 --> 00:20:57,126 Light green. 292 00:20:59,256 --> 00:21:02,487 Mr Navorski, you cannot get into New York without a visa. 293 00:21:02,576 --> 00:21:04,692 You cannot get a visa without a passport, 294 00:21:04,776 --> 00:21:07,449 and you cannot get a new passport without a country. 295 00:21:07,536 --> 00:21:10,004 There's nothing we can do for you here. 296 00:21:10,096 --> 00:21:12,007 I give you light green. 297 00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:15,213 I'm sorry, but you've wasted an entire day. 298 00:21:15,296 --> 00:21:17,207 At this time you are simply... 299 00:21:18,656 --> 00:21:21,124 - Unacceptable. - Yes. 300 00:21:21,216 --> 00:21:22,251 Unacceptable. 301 00:21:22,336 --> 00:21:24,247 [Snoring] 302 00:21:24,336 --> 00:21:26,088 [Frank] Why is he still here? 303 00:21:26,176 --> 00:21:28,309 You released him, sir. 304 00:21:28,310 --> 00:21:30,249 You put him there. 305 00:21:30,336 --> 00:21:32,317 Why doesn't he walk out the doors? 306 00:21:32,318 --> 00:21:34,124 Why doesn't he try to escape? 307 00:21:34,216 --> 00:21:36,061 Sir, you told him to wait. 308 00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:38,971 I didn't think he'd actually do it. 309 00:21:41,696 --> 00:21:43,217 I mean, he's in a crack. 310 00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:45,245 Who the hell waits in a crack? 311 00:21:45,336 --> 00:21:49,614 No news from the State Department, but we can deport him in a few days. 312 00:21:49,696 --> 00:21:51,166 Yeah, it could be a few days. 313 00:21:51,167 --> 00:21:53,245 It could be a week, two weeks, a month. 314 00:21:53,336 --> 00:21:56,965 Who knows what this guy is thinking, what gulag he escaped from. 315 00:21:57,056 --> 00:21:58,967 [Woman] Next! 316 00:22:01,096 --> 00:22:03,326 Everything he does comes back to me. 317 00:22:03,416 --> 00:22:05,435 You want him back in the holding cell? 318 00:22:05,436 --> 00:22:07,091 No, I'll show him the door. 319 00:22:09,256 --> 00:22:10,655 Hello. 320 00:22:11,656 --> 00:22:13,567 Hello. 321 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:16,545 Do you have an appointment? 322 00:22:16,546 --> 00:22:17,806 Yes. 9.30. 323 00:22:17,896 --> 00:22:21,013 Food document, trash. Tuesday. 324 00:22:21,096 --> 00:22:24,372 Tuesday. I hate the Tuesday. 325 00:22:24,456 --> 00:22:25,889 Excuse me. 326 00:22:30,736 --> 00:22:32,647 [Man speaks German] 327 00:22:33,776 --> 00:22:35,687 [Speaks Bulgarian] 328 00:22:51,296 --> 00:22:55,175 Airports are tricky places, Mr Navorski. 329 00:22:55,256 --> 00:22:57,895 I'm about to tell you something. 330 00:22:57,976 --> 00:23:00,536 Something you can never repeat to anyone. 331 00:23:00,616 --> 00:23:03,210 Do you understand? It's a secret. 332 00:23:03,296 --> 00:23:03,969 Secret? 333 00:23:03,970 --> 00:23:05,890 Yes, a secret. 334 00:23:05,976 --> 00:23:11,130 At 12 o'clock today, the guards at those doors will leave their posts 335 00:23:11,216 --> 00:23:14,652 and their replacements are going to be five minutes late. 336 00:23:14,736 --> 00:23:16,806 Late five minutes. 337 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:19,777 Yes. Late five minutes. At 12 o'clock. 338 00:23:19,778 --> 00:23:21,845 Just today. Just this once. 339 00:23:21,936 --> 00:23:24,086 No one is going to be watching those doors. 340 00:23:24,176 --> 00:23:26,521 And no one will be watching you. 341 00:23:26,522 --> 00:23:28,647 So, America not closed. 342 00:23:28,736 --> 00:23:29,851 No. 343 00:23:29,936 --> 00:23:33,975 America, for five minutes, is open. 344 00:23:34,056 --> 00:23:36,092 Have a nice life, Mr Navorski. 345 00:23:45,496 --> 00:23:48,806 Catch and release. It's simple. Sometimes you land a small fish. 346 00:23:48,896 --> 00:23:51,854 You unhook him and place him back in the water. 347 00:23:51,936 --> 00:23:56,532 You set him free so that somebody else can have the pleasure of catching him. 348 00:23:59,536 --> 00:24:01,686 All right, here we go. 349 00:24:01,776 --> 00:24:03,971 OK. Call them off. 350 00:24:04,056 --> 00:24:06,251 Johnson, clear the doors. 351 00:24:09,176 --> 00:24:10,211 All right. Go. 352 00:24:10,296 --> 00:24:11,436 Get out of there. 353 00:24:11,437 --> 00:24:13,447 All right, there's the door. 354 00:24:14,416 --> 00:24:16,134 All right. 355 00:24:16,216 --> 00:24:18,935 Here we go. Now where is he? 356 00:24:19,016 --> 00:24:19,909 There he is. 357 00:24:19,910 --> 00:24:21,769 No, that's not him. 358 00:24:21,856 --> 00:24:23,767 There he is. 359 00:24:23,856 --> 00:24:25,289 All right, Viktor. 360 00:24:26,016 --> 00:24:27,574 Here we go. 361 00:24:38,696 --> 00:24:40,607 [Whistle] 362 00:24:43,896 --> 00:24:47,571 What's so complicated? Exit, Viktor. 363 00:24:47,656 --> 00:24:50,966 Come on. In a few minutes, you'll be somebody else's problem. 364 00:24:51,056 --> 00:24:53,172 He wants to make sure nobody's watching. 365 00:24:53,256 --> 00:24:55,645 I told him nobody would be watching. 366 00:24:55,736 --> 00:24:59,046 Come on. All right, here we go. 367 00:24:59,136 --> 00:25:00,365 Call the Airport Police. 368 00:25:00,366 --> 00:25:01,491 He's on his way. 369 00:25:03,096 --> 00:25:04,165 Excuse me. 370 00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:12,087 [Camera whirs] 371 00:25:23,736 --> 00:25:26,330 You got it. There we go. 372 00:25:26,416 --> 00:25:29,533 He's got to get a running start, I guess. 373 00:25:29,616 --> 00:25:32,050 Just leave. Just leave. 374 00:25:32,136 --> 00:25:34,092 Leave. Leave. 375 00:25:34,176 --> 00:25:35,375 What are you doing? 376 00:25:35,376 --> 00:25:37,646 Why is he kneeling? Is he praying? 377 00:25:37,736 --> 00:25:40,170 No. He's tying his shoelace. 378 00:25:45,496 --> 00:25:47,646 Come on, leave. 379 00:25:47,736 --> 00:25:49,647 Get the cameras. 380 00:25:56,256 --> 00:25:59,726 Where is he? Where is he? 381 00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:05,496 [Thurman] To the left of here. 382 00:26:05,497 --> 00:26:06,849 No. He was at the door. 383 00:26:06,936 --> 00:26:08,497 [Thurman] Just go a little left. 384 00:26:08,498 --> 00:26:09,814 All right. All right. 385 00:26:18,416 --> 00:26:19,849 I wait. 386 00:26:26,656 --> 00:26:29,807 What are you looking at? Go back to work. Thank you. 387 00:26:35,553 --> 00:26:36,986 [Shrieks] 388 00:26:37,073 --> 00:26:40,110 [Woman] Oh, God. Oh, shit. 389 00:26:42,113 --> 00:26:44,069 [Speaks Bulgarian] 390 00:26:48,113 --> 00:26:49,592 This belong you? 391 00:26:49,593 --> 00:26:51,071 Thank you. 392 00:26:51,153 --> 00:26:52,950 Oh, shit. 393 00:26:54,353 --> 00:26:57,470 See? Wet floor. 394 00:26:57,553 --> 00:26:59,111 That you. 395 00:26:59,193 --> 00:27:00,626 I'm so late. 396 00:27:00,713 --> 00:27:03,307 Buenos Aires. I can't remember the gate. 397 00:27:03,393 --> 00:27:05,509 Gate 24. 398 00:27:05,593 --> 00:27:07,868 - You sure? - Yes. 399 00:27:09,393 --> 00:27:11,111 Thanks. 400 00:27:11,193 --> 00:27:13,912 [Tannoy] Ladies and gentlemen... 401 00:27:13,993 --> 00:27:16,029 Wait. 402 00:27:16,113 --> 00:27:18,707 For you. Payless Shoes. 403 00:27:18,793 --> 00:27:21,261 Second floor. Sensible heels. 404 00:27:33,833 --> 00:27:34,502 Hi, baby. 405 00:27:34,503 --> 00:27:36,063 Come here, you. 406 00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:44,222 [Gupta] I think he's CIA. 407 00:27:44,223 --> 00:27:47,431 The CIA put him here to spy on us. 408 00:27:47,513 --> 00:27:51,188 You don't know what you're talking about. He doesn't speak English. 409 00:27:51,273 --> 00:27:53,628 If he could learn to speak, this guy. 410 00:27:53,713 --> 00:27:57,592 He can't speak English, how could he have a meeting with a beautiful woman? 411 00:27:57,673 --> 00:27:58,947 A flight attendant. 412 00:27:59,033 --> 00:28:01,388 - So, she's CIA, too? - No. 413 00:28:01,473 --> 00:28:03,591 She look like a Russian. 414 00:28:03,592 --> 00:28:06,945 KGB. She gave him heel of her shoes. 415 00:28:07,033 --> 00:28:08,910 And he gave her a piece of the paper. 416 00:28:08,993 --> 00:28:10,445 Was it microfilm? 417 00:28:10,446 --> 00:28:13,350 A coupon from Payless Shoes. 418 00:28:13,433 --> 00:28:15,822 Must be some kind of the code. 419 00:28:15,913 --> 00:28:20,589 You been spending too much time inhaling them cleaning products. 420 00:28:20,673 --> 00:28:22,112 I'm warning you guys. 421 00:28:22,113 --> 00:28:23,551 You watch yourself. 422 00:28:23,633 --> 00:28:25,951 This guy is here for a reason. 423 00:28:25,952 --> 00:28:28,423 And I think that reason is us. 424 00:28:30,233 --> 00:28:32,144 [Music plays] 425 00:28:48,713 --> 00:28:49,987 Excuse me, buddy. 426 00:29:10,953 --> 00:29:12,386 What's going on? 427 00:29:12,473 --> 00:29:15,624 It's Navorski. He's figured out the quarters. 428 00:29:32,033 --> 00:29:33,864 [Coins jangle] 429 00:29:39,033 --> 00:29:41,185 Good afternoon. Welcome to Burger King. 430 00:29:41,186 --> 00:29:42,423 May I take your order? 431 00:29:45,833 --> 00:29:47,312 Keep the change. 432 00:30:07,193 --> 00:30:08,467 Excuse me. 433 00:30:13,153 --> 00:30:16,111 OK, go. Go. 434 00:30:18,073 --> 00:30:20,985 Good boy. Thank you. 435 00:30:22,033 --> 00:30:23,068 Bye-bye. 436 00:30:40,273 --> 00:30:41,593 Welcome to Burger King. 437 00:30:41,594 --> 00:30:42,741 May I take your... 438 00:30:53,273 --> 00:30:55,184 [TV: Brass band plays] 439 00:31:08,393 --> 00:31:12,022 "Crisis. Crisis in Krakozhia." 440 00:31:12,113 --> 00:31:14,069 Now that heavy fighting has subsided 441 00:31:14,153 --> 00:31:17,065 and both sides have dug in for the long winter ahead, 442 00:31:17,153 --> 00:31:21,351 it's clear that the future of Krakozhia may be in doubt for some time to come. 443 00:31:21,433 --> 00:31:25,062 Meanwhile, the people of Krakozhia suffer the consequences. 444 00:31:25,153 --> 00:31:28,225 "And food... in..." 445 00:31:28,313 --> 00:31:30,873 ... have caused food and energy shortages. 446 00:31:30,953 --> 00:31:32,864 "...in Krakozhia." 447 00:31:33,633 --> 00:31:35,032 [Shouts in Bulgarian] 448 00:31:50,713 --> 00:31:52,624 [Speaks Bulgarian] 449 00:31:54,473 --> 00:31:59,069 "The story of Broadway is the..." 450 00:32:03,633 --> 00:32:09,503 "The cast of comedy hit Friends 451 00:32:10,193 --> 00:32:13,788 which is set in New York." 452 00:32:14,673 --> 00:32:17,062 [Speaks Bulgarian] Friends. 453 00:32:17,153 --> 00:32:19,064 [Speaks Bulgarian] Friends. 454 00:32:26,473 --> 00:32:30,102 [Tannoy] Due to the heavy snowfall, all flights have been cancelled... 455 00:32:30,193 --> 00:32:32,104 [all groan] 456 00:32:37,633 --> 00:32:39,544 [Viktor speaks Bulgarian] 457 00:32:40,073 --> 00:32:43,748 "Wayne Newton is 61 today." 458 00:32:43,833 --> 00:32:45,744 "It's a miracle." 459 00:32:47,073 --> 00:32:51,783 "Korean conjoined twins separated today in Maine." 460 00:32:51,873 --> 00:32:55,149 "Chances of survival 50-50." 461 00:32:55,233 --> 00:32:56,427 50-50. 462 00:33:00,113 --> 00:33:02,263 Next. 463 00:33:03,753 --> 00:33:05,903 Let me ask you something, Mr Navorski. 464 00:33:05,993 --> 00:33:09,429 Why do you wait here every day when there's nothing I can do for you? 465 00:33:09,513 --> 00:33:15,304 Your new visa will not arrive until your country is recognized by the US. 466 00:33:15,393 --> 00:33:17,349 You have two stamp. 467 00:33:17,433 --> 00:33:20,266 One red, one green. 468 00:33:20,353 --> 00:33:25,586 - So? - I have chance to go New York, 50-50. 469 00:33:25,673 --> 00:33:27,584 [Chuckles] 470 00:33:29,113 --> 00:33:33,026 Yes. That's a beautiful way to look at it, but America doesn't work that way. 471 00:33:46,793 --> 00:33:51,184 As acting Field Commissioner, I've created a new position here at JFK. 472 00:33:51,273 --> 00:33:55,425 Transportation Liaison for Passenger Assistance. 473 00:33:56,233 --> 00:33:59,464 Sir, what will that person do? 474 00:34:02,793 --> 00:34:03,987 [Shrieks] 475 00:34:04,073 --> 00:34:04,905 Thank you. 476 00:34:04,906 --> 00:34:06,985 I'll take it from here. 477 00:34:09,153 --> 00:34:12,782 I'm Transportation Liaison in charge of Passenger Assistance. 478 00:34:21,073 --> 00:34:23,428 No carts, no quarters. No quarters, no food. 479 00:34:23,513 --> 00:34:27,870 It'll be days before he goes through the doors in violation of section 2.14 480 00:34:27,953 --> 00:34:29,830 Then he's somebody else's problem. 481 00:34:29,913 --> 00:34:32,905 Why don't we tag him in violation of section 2.14 now? 482 00:34:32,993 --> 00:34:34,426 Then ship him to detention. 483 00:34:34,513 --> 00:34:36,549 He has to break the law by leaving. 484 00:34:36,633 --> 00:34:39,909 I won't lie, particularly to get rid of somebody like him. 485 00:34:39,993 --> 00:34:41,904 [Country music plays] 486 00:35:14,633 --> 00:35:16,988 - [Max] Sorry, buddy. - Honey! 487 00:35:38,833 --> 00:35:41,267 Put it down. Put it down. 488 00:35:42,633 --> 00:35:44,544 Put it down. 489 00:35:45,513 --> 00:35:47,130 You try to take my mop. 490 00:35:47,131 --> 00:35:49,028 You try to take my floor. 491 00:35:49,113 --> 00:35:51,479 It's my job. Stay off my floor. 492 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,311 Stay away from my mop. 493 00:35:53,393 --> 00:35:55,987 - Food. - If you touch it again, I kill you. 494 00:35:58,593 --> 00:36:00,584 [Shrieks] 495 00:36:06,473 --> 00:36:08,384 [Light switch] 496 00:36:09,633 --> 00:36:11,863 Hey. I'm Enrique Cruz. 497 00:36:15,153 --> 00:36:17,064 We need to talk. 498 00:36:21,233 --> 00:36:23,499 I want to make a deal with you. 499 00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:24,669 What deal? 500 00:36:24,753 --> 00:36:27,950 I need information on CBP Officer Torres. 501 00:36:28,033 --> 00:36:30,945 You feed me information about her and I'll feed you. 502 00:36:31,033 --> 00:36:32,489 What do you want know? 503 00:36:32,490 --> 00:36:34,343 You see her every day. 504 00:36:34,433 --> 00:36:38,904 I want to know what makes her knees weak. 505 00:36:38,993 --> 00:36:43,942 What makes her blood boil and her body tingle. 506 00:36:44,033 --> 00:36:47,184 She's a wild stallion and you'll help me break her. 507 00:36:47,273 --> 00:36:48,706 I'm... 508 00:36:48,793 --> 00:36:50,863 I'm her man of mystery. 509 00:36:50,953 --> 00:36:53,576 Officer Torres is wild stallion? 510 00:36:53,577 --> 00:36:55,708 Her name is Delores. 511 00:36:55,793 --> 00:36:59,581 You help me to win her heart and you'll never go hungry again. 512 00:37:01,913 --> 00:37:02,684 I do this. 513 00:37:02,685 --> 00:37:04,381 Really? Promise? 514 00:37:04,473 --> 00:37:07,590 - Yes. - OK. Thank you. 515 00:37:08,313 --> 00:37:10,622 What mean, "wild stallion"? 516 00:37:15,953 --> 00:37:17,386 [Speaks Bulgarian] 517 00:37:17,473 --> 00:37:20,909 Officer Torres. My friend say you are stallion. 518 00:37:20,993 --> 00:37:22,904 Mr Navorski. 519 00:37:22,993 --> 00:37:25,791 - A what? - Stallion, like a horse. 520 00:37:25,873 --> 00:37:27,864 Stand behind the yellow line. 521 00:37:27,953 --> 00:37:29,305 It's beautiful horse. 522 00:37:29,306 --> 00:37:30,592 Who said that? 523 00:37:30,673 --> 00:37:32,507 My friend drive the food. 524 00:37:32,508 --> 00:37:35,588 Mr Navorski, behind the yellow line. 525 00:37:35,673 --> 00:37:37,277 I will help once it's your turn. 526 00:37:37,278 --> 00:37:38,631 I'll get light green. 527 00:37:38,713 --> 00:37:41,830 - Light green form. - I'll be back. 528 00:37:43,753 --> 00:37:45,744 Mm. 529 00:37:45,833 --> 00:37:47,744 She say one thing. 530 00:37:49,953 --> 00:37:54,071 - Very important. - What? What did she tell you? 531 00:37:56,313 --> 00:37:58,065 Something wrong with the salmon? 532 00:37:58,153 --> 00:37:59,791 Need gorchitsa. 533 00:37:59,873 --> 00:38:01,022 What? 534 00:38:02,193 --> 00:38:03,228 Mustard. Mustard? 535 00:38:03,313 --> 00:38:06,032 - Mustard? - Yes. Please. 536 00:38:10,073 --> 00:38:11,984 Thank you. 537 00:38:19,793 --> 00:38:22,512 Officer Torres, you like the films? 538 00:38:22,593 --> 00:38:24,823 - Movies? - Not so much. 539 00:38:24,913 --> 00:38:26,108 The Rockettes? 540 00:38:26,109 --> 00:38:27,985 Can't afford it. 541 00:38:28,073 --> 00:38:29,217 What do you like? 542 00:38:29,218 --> 00:38:30,428 Conventions. 543 00:38:31,873 --> 00:38:33,989 Conventions. What is? 544 00:38:34,073 --> 00:38:38,510 - Conventions. - Conventions? 545 00:38:38,593 --> 00:38:40,549 This is like secret place you go? 546 00:38:41,353 --> 00:38:47,064 She go to these conventions dressed as Yeoman Rand. 547 00:38:47,153 --> 00:38:49,030 - Yeoman Rand. - She's a Trekkie. 548 00:38:49,113 --> 00:38:52,105 Favourite episode is Doomsday Machine. 549 00:38:52,193 --> 00:38:54,104 [Speaks Spanish] 550 00:38:57,633 --> 00:38:59,032 Now, listen, Viktor. 551 00:38:59,113 --> 00:39:01,581 You can ask her something that is very important. 552 00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:03,186 - OK. - Look... 553 00:39:11,593 --> 00:39:13,345 - I wait. - Enjoy your visit. 554 00:39:15,793 --> 00:39:16,987 Next. 555 00:39:20,313 --> 00:39:23,544 - Officer Torres. - Mr Navorski. 556 00:39:23,633 --> 00:39:26,386 You have choose. 557 00:39:26,473 --> 00:39:31,706 Man with money or man with love? 558 00:39:35,753 --> 00:39:37,664 What is choose? 559 00:39:41,793 --> 00:39:44,353 She had a boyfriend? 560 00:39:44,433 --> 00:39:47,311 For how long? Two years? 561 00:39:47,393 --> 00:39:48,746 What happened? 562 00:39:50,193 --> 00:39:51,262 He chit. 563 00:39:51,353 --> 00:39:54,072 - What? - He chit. 564 00:39:54,153 --> 00:39:56,348 Eat shit? 565 00:39:56,433 --> 00:39:59,027 He chit. He chit. He chit. 566 00:39:59,113 --> 00:40:01,391 Repeat exactly what she said. 567 00:40:01,392 --> 00:40:04,141 He chit. She catch him. So... 568 00:40:04,233 --> 00:40:06,269 - He cheats. - Yes. 569 00:40:06,353 --> 00:40:09,789 What we call krushkach. We say krushkach. 570 00:40:09,873 --> 00:40:12,148 One man, two womans. 571 00:40:12,233 --> 00:40:14,144 So. Mm. 572 00:40:14,953 --> 00:40:16,591 Crowded, you know. 573 00:40:17,833 --> 00:40:20,063 OK. He cheats. 574 00:40:20,153 --> 00:40:21,745 - You say "cheats". - He chit. 575 00:40:21,833 --> 00:40:24,347 - No, "cheat". - Enrique. 576 00:40:25,113 --> 00:40:27,343 You, no chit. 577 00:40:27,433 --> 00:40:28,502 - No cheat. - No chit. 578 00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:30,629 No. I won't cheat. 579 00:40:30,713 --> 00:40:31,858 She's a nice girl. 580 00:40:31,859 --> 00:40:33,830 She won't take your chitting. 581 00:40:39,113 --> 00:40:40,148 Next. 582 00:40:41,313 --> 00:40:45,272 Officer Torres. Have you been ever in the love? 583 00:40:45,353 --> 00:40:48,789 Enough, Viktor. Who is it? 584 00:40:48,873 --> 00:40:51,103 Who's telling you to ask me these things? 585 00:40:51,193 --> 00:40:53,661 It's a man of misery. 586 00:40:56,313 --> 00:40:58,110 Misery? 587 00:40:58,193 --> 00:41:02,311 - Mystery? - No, no. Misery. Man of misery. 588 00:41:03,073 --> 00:41:05,064 He's so sick. He's so in love. 589 00:41:06,993 --> 00:41:08,745 But what did she say? 590 00:41:08,833 --> 00:41:11,905 She did say, "Next! Next!" 591 00:41:11,993 --> 00:41:14,632 And now she say, "Please. Please come." 592 00:41:14,713 --> 00:41:17,625 - [Pager beeps] - That's... Wait. 593 00:41:17,713 --> 00:41:19,624 [Shrieks] 594 00:41:21,473 --> 00:41:22,553 I coming now. 595 00:41:22,554 --> 00:41:24,465 No, wait. Viktor. 596 00:41:24,553 --> 00:41:27,272 Viktor, just tell me more. 597 00:41:27,353 --> 00:41:29,264 I coming. I coming. 598 00:41:29,353 --> 00:41:31,264 Please, please. 599 00:41:43,953 --> 00:41:45,864 [Beeping, clunk] 600 00:41:47,593 --> 00:41:49,430 [Viktor] Beeper went off. 601 00:41:49,431 --> 00:41:52,223 Started beeping. So, I grab. I come. 602 00:41:52,313 --> 00:41:54,907 [Frank] We have an idea. 603 00:41:54,993 --> 00:41:57,063 Would you like something to eat? 604 00:41:57,153 --> 00:41:59,667 No. No food. I stuffed. 605 00:42:02,273 --> 00:42:04,582 OK. All right. 606 00:42:04,673 --> 00:42:05,901 Thank you. 607 00:42:05,993 --> 00:42:09,588 So, Mr Navorski, I have some very good news for you. 608 00:42:09,673 --> 00:42:11,391 What? 609 00:42:11,473 --> 00:42:14,829 I've figured out a way to get you out of this airport. 610 00:42:14,913 --> 00:42:16,426 How? 611 00:42:16,513 --> 00:42:20,552 Well, we have laws here that protect aliens 612 00:42:20,633 --> 00:42:24,103 who have a credible fear of returning to their own country. 613 00:42:24,193 --> 00:42:26,582 If we can establish this fear with you, 614 00:42:26,673 --> 00:42:31,986 then the CBP will be forced to begin Expedited Removal Procedures, 615 00:42:32,073 --> 00:42:37,670 to bring you to an immigration judge and let you plead your case for asylum. 616 00:42:37,753 --> 00:42:39,789 - Asylum? - Mm-hm, asylum. 617 00:42:39,873 --> 00:42:44,742 Unfortunately, the courts are so backed up with asylum cases 618 00:42:44,833 --> 00:42:49,509 that the soonest you'd get before a judge would be six months from now. 619 00:42:49,593 --> 00:42:53,108 Yes, and we would have no choice 620 00:42:53,193 --> 00:42:55,948 but to let you go for those six months. 621 00:42:55,949 --> 00:42:58,221 It's the law. You'd be released. 622 00:42:58,313 --> 00:43:01,305 You would be free to wait in New York until your court date. 623 00:43:01,393 --> 00:43:06,547 But, believe it or not, most people never show up before the judge. 624 00:43:06,633 --> 00:43:10,342 - So I go New York City? - Uh-huh. 625 00:43:10,433 --> 00:43:12,663 You can go to New York City tonight. 626 00:43:12,753 --> 00:43:17,588 But, you only get to go if we can establish a credible fear. 627 00:43:17,673 --> 00:43:19,265 - Fear? - Mm-hm, fear. 628 00:43:19,353 --> 00:43:20,832 - Fear. - Fear. 629 00:43:20,913 --> 00:43:22,983 From what? 630 00:43:23,073 --> 00:43:24,825 That's the best part. 631 00:43:24,913 --> 00:43:27,335 It doesn't matter what you're afraid of. 632 00:43:27,336 --> 00:43:29,225 It's all the same to Uncle Sam. 633 00:43:29,313 --> 00:43:31,702 So I'm going to ask you one question, 634 00:43:31,793 --> 00:43:35,911 if you give me the correct answer, I can get you out of this airport tonight. 635 00:43:38,193 --> 00:43:40,104 So, I answer one question. 636 00:43:41,433 --> 00:43:43,788 Go to New York City. Tonight. 637 00:43:43,873 --> 00:43:45,101 - Tonight. - Tonight. 638 00:43:45,193 --> 00:43:46,865 - Tonight. - Tonight. 639 00:43:50,513 --> 00:43:53,073 - [Laughs] OK. - OK. 640 00:43:53,153 --> 00:43:54,302 All right. 641 00:43:54,393 --> 00:43:58,830 Do you, at this time, have any fear of returning to your own country? 642 00:43:58,913 --> 00:44:00,869 No. 643 00:44:05,433 --> 00:44:07,742 OK. Let me try it again. 644 00:44:08,793 --> 00:44:10,430 Your country's at war. 645 00:44:10,431 --> 00:44:11,546 Yes. War. 646 00:44:11,633 --> 00:44:14,989 There are men in the streets with guns. Political persecution. 647 00:44:15,073 --> 00:44:16,034 Yes. It's terrible. 648 00:44:16,035 --> 00:44:17,348 Yeah, it's horrible. 649 00:44:17,433 --> 00:44:19,503 And God only knows what could happen. 650 00:44:19,593 --> 00:44:22,107 Innocent people are torn from their beds. 651 00:44:22,193 --> 00:44:24,946 On Tuesdays. I hate Tuesdays. 652 00:44:25,033 --> 00:44:27,024 So you're afraid. 653 00:44:27,113 --> 00:44:30,150 - From what? - Krakozhia. 654 00:44:30,233 --> 00:44:32,952 You're afraid of Krakozhia. 655 00:44:33,033 --> 00:44:34,944 Krakozhia? 656 00:44:35,033 --> 00:44:38,257 No, I am not afraid from Krakozhia. 657 00:44:38,258 --> 00:44:41,302 I'm a little afraid of this room. 658 00:44:43,193 --> 00:44:44,530 I'm talking about bombs. 659 00:44:44,531 --> 00:44:46,424 I'm talking about human dignity. 660 00:44:46,513 --> 00:44:47,946 Human rights. 661 00:44:48,033 --> 00:44:52,709 Viktor, please don't be afraid to tell me you're afraid of Krakozhia. 662 00:44:53,633 --> 00:44:57,990 Is home. I am not afraid from my home. 663 00:44:59,913 --> 00:45:03,701 So? I go to New York City now? 664 00:45:05,233 --> 00:45:07,144 - No. - No? 665 00:45:09,313 --> 00:45:10,712 OK. 666 00:45:10,793 --> 00:45:12,773 I'm afraid from ghosts. 667 00:45:12,774 --> 00:45:14,752 Thanks very much. 668 00:45:14,833 --> 00:45:16,484 I'm afraid from Dracula. 669 00:45:16,485 --> 00:45:17,791 Thanks a lot. 670 00:45:18,713 --> 00:45:23,184 I'm afraid from Wolfmens, afraid from sharks. 671 00:45:23,273 --> 00:45:24,553 Thanks a lot. 672 00:45:29,713 --> 00:45:31,624 - Damn. - [Gupta laughs] 673 00:45:34,633 --> 00:45:39,149 - Why you do this? - Nobody read the sign in America. 674 00:45:40,833 --> 00:45:42,744 This is the only fun I have. 675 00:45:43,993 --> 00:45:47,872 [Amelia] A barbecue? That's why I'm not going to see you? 676 00:45:47,953 --> 00:45:49,318 Let me get this straight. 677 00:45:49,319 --> 00:45:51,229 I change my schedule to meet you. 678 00:45:51,313 --> 00:45:53,463 I take four back-to-back flights, 679 00:45:53,553 --> 00:45:57,512 fly 27 hours straight literally around the world, 680 00:45:57,593 --> 00:46:01,222 and now you tell me you're going to spend July 4th with your wife? 681 00:46:01,313 --> 00:46:03,224 The woman hates fireworks. 682 00:46:04,913 --> 00:46:07,552 Don't lie to me, OK? 683 00:46:07,633 --> 00:46:10,989 I know for a fact you took her to Rome last weekend. 684 00:46:11,073 --> 00:46:13,428 Because you flew United, Max. 685 00:46:15,433 --> 00:46:17,344 [Speaks Bulgarian] 686 00:46:18,393 --> 00:46:21,590 [Tannoy] South African Airlines passenger Sharif Al-Calala, 687 00:46:21,673 --> 00:46:23,629 please come to the main ticket counter. 688 00:46:23,713 --> 00:46:25,624 [Amelia sobs] 689 00:46:31,873 --> 00:46:36,503 You make a habit out of listening to other people's conversations? 690 00:46:36,593 --> 00:46:39,585 No, I try to call home. 691 00:46:39,673 --> 00:46:42,107 So then... 692 00:46:42,993 --> 00:46:46,986 - You know why men are such assholes? - No. 693 00:46:50,273 --> 00:46:52,787 Because they're all liars. 694 00:46:53,513 --> 00:46:55,265 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 695 00:46:56,873 --> 00:46:58,306 Wet floor. 696 00:46:58,393 --> 00:46:59,985 Please. Don't be hurt. 697 00:47:00,073 --> 00:47:01,711 How can I not be? He's married. 698 00:47:01,793 --> 00:47:03,749 One man. Two womens. Crowded. 699 00:47:03,833 --> 00:47:05,789 You want to know what the worst part is? 700 00:47:05,873 --> 00:47:07,870 I never asked him to leave his wife. 701 00:47:07,871 --> 00:47:09,866 I encouraged him to get counselling. 702 00:47:09,953 --> 00:47:12,706 What kind of sick person am I? 703 00:47:12,793 --> 00:47:15,148 I'm rooting for the home team. 704 00:47:16,193 --> 00:47:18,104 [Sobs] 705 00:47:20,553 --> 00:47:22,862 I just wish the sex wasn't so amazing. 706 00:47:23,513 --> 00:47:25,549 [Laughs] 707 00:47:25,633 --> 00:47:27,544 - So amazing. - Bye-bye. 708 00:47:28,713 --> 00:47:33,229 You know... sometimes in the mornings, 709 00:47:33,313 --> 00:47:36,510 I just stare at him over room service. 710 00:47:36,593 --> 00:47:38,788 Watch him do the crossword puzzle. 711 00:47:40,353 --> 00:47:44,983 I start to think that maybe... maybe this could happen. 712 00:47:46,993 --> 00:47:49,029 That we belong together. 713 00:47:51,673 --> 00:47:56,030 This... man... has you. 714 00:47:57,273 --> 00:48:01,346 Why he need... puzzle? 715 00:48:02,993 --> 00:48:05,143 This is my problem. 716 00:48:05,233 --> 00:48:07,542 I always see men the way I want to see them. 717 00:48:12,873 --> 00:48:15,706 Do I know you from someplace? 718 00:48:15,793 --> 00:48:18,591 Sensible heels. Payless Shoes. Second floor. 719 00:48:21,993 --> 00:48:23,711 Oh... 720 00:48:23,793 --> 00:48:25,704 You headed for home? 721 00:48:26,353 --> 00:48:29,425 Er... No, no. I am... 722 00:48:29,513 --> 00:48:33,631 I am delayed a long time. 723 00:48:33,713 --> 00:48:36,269 I hate it when they delay flights. 724 00:48:36,270 --> 00:48:37,547 What do you do? 725 00:48:37,633 --> 00:48:42,912 I go from one building to another building. 726 00:48:42,993 --> 00:48:45,985 I have beeper. 727 00:48:46,073 --> 00:48:50,510 Oh, contractors. You guys travel as much as we do. 728 00:48:53,193 --> 00:48:55,707 Sorry about that. Thank you very much. 729 00:48:55,793 --> 00:48:56,987 What's "BH"? 730 00:48:57,073 --> 00:48:58,984 In English... 731 00:49:00,433 --> 00:49:02,025 Viktor Navorski. 732 00:49:02,593 --> 00:49:05,300 In English, Amelia Warren. 733 00:49:05,301 --> 00:49:07,383 Amelia Warren? 734 00:49:07,473 --> 00:49:08,531 Nice to meet you. 735 00:49:08,532 --> 00:49:09,464 You, too. 736 00:49:09,553 --> 00:49:11,464 Nice to see you again. 737 00:49:14,113 --> 00:49:16,468 You like Italian food? 738 00:49:16,553 --> 00:49:19,431 I know, it's late and you've probably got other plans, 739 00:49:19,513 --> 00:49:23,984 but if you'd like to grab some dinner, we can run right out and catch a cab. 740 00:49:24,073 --> 00:49:27,383 I know a place that has the greatest cannelloni. 741 00:49:27,473 --> 00:49:28,906 Erm... 742 00:49:28,993 --> 00:49:31,348 No, I... I can't. 743 00:49:31,433 --> 00:49:33,230 - You married? - No. 744 00:49:33,313 --> 00:49:36,111 - Girlfriend? - No. 745 00:49:36,193 --> 00:49:41,472 I... I can't go out... with you. 746 00:49:44,553 --> 00:49:48,102 God. I am so... I'm so sorry. 747 00:49:48,193 --> 00:49:49,421 I am so sorry. 748 00:49:49,513 --> 00:49:52,186 I must come off like a complete nut job or something. 749 00:49:52,273 --> 00:49:55,424 - No. - I didn't want to eat alone. 750 00:49:55,513 --> 00:49:57,424 Wet floor. Wet floor. 751 00:49:57,993 --> 00:50:00,666 - [Viktor] I... - [Amelia] You don't have to explain. 752 00:50:00,753 --> 00:50:01,549 No, I... Please, I... 753 00:50:05,713 --> 00:50:07,669 [Tannoy] Wheelchair to gate A-five. 754 00:50:07,753 --> 00:50:08,947 Nadia. 755 00:50:09,033 --> 00:50:14,187 In New York restaurant, what cost is cantaloni? 756 00:50:14,273 --> 00:50:16,309 I don't know. Maybe 15 bucks. 757 00:50:16,393 --> 00:50:18,543 - Dollars? - 20. 758 00:50:18,633 --> 00:50:20,703 Two people, 40. 759 00:50:20,793 --> 00:50:22,704 Two people, 40 dollars. 760 00:50:30,713 --> 00:50:33,511 Two people, 40 dollars. 761 00:50:39,193 --> 00:50:42,469 I... I... help you? 762 00:50:42,553 --> 00:50:43,940 I'm so sorry, sir. 763 00:50:43,941 --> 00:50:46,944 The position has already been filled. 764 00:50:52,353 --> 00:50:56,028 - Do you live nearby? - Yes. Gate 67. 765 00:50:56,113 --> 00:51:01,141 Because we are very particular about punctual... Did you say Gate 67? 766 00:51:01,233 --> 00:51:02,985 Gate 67. 767 00:51:03,073 --> 00:51:04,825 [Laughs] 768 00:51:06,833 --> 00:51:08,744 You got to be kidding. 769 00:51:09,113 --> 00:51:10,817 You got to help me help you. 770 00:51:10,818 --> 00:51:13,311 I don't see a Social Security number... 771 00:51:13,393 --> 00:51:15,953 ...mailing address, even a phone number. 772 00:51:16,033 --> 00:51:20,629 Telephone? You need? I get. I get. I get phone. 773 00:51:20,713 --> 00:51:22,624 I get... I get phone. 774 00:51:32,313 --> 00:51:37,148 451-1226. 775 00:51:37,233 --> 00:51:40,145 All right. When's the best time to reach you? 776 00:51:42,033 --> 00:51:43,102 Now? 777 00:52:10,073 --> 00:52:11,950 [Phone rings] 778 00:52:13,953 --> 00:52:16,103 - Hello? - Hi, Mr Navorski. 779 00:52:16,193 --> 00:52:17,802 Yes, this is Viktor Navorski. 780 00:52:17,803 --> 00:52:18,468 Who calls? 781 00:52:18,553 --> 00:52:20,942 It's Cliff from the Discovery Store. 782 00:52:21,033 --> 00:52:23,183 Cliff. Hello. 783 00:52:23,273 --> 00:52:24,786 - How's it going? - Good. 784 00:52:24,873 --> 00:52:28,468 - Is this a good time? - Yes, I wait for your call all day. 785 00:52:28,553 --> 00:52:31,989 Well, I got to tell you that the position's been filled. 786 00:52:32,073 --> 00:52:35,588 Yeah, so could you please go sit someplace else? 787 00:52:35,673 --> 00:52:38,426 - I go to bathroom now. - That'd be good. 788 00:52:38,513 --> 00:52:39,832 - All right. - Thank you. 789 00:52:39,913 --> 00:52:41,232 [Cliff] OK. 790 00:52:43,513 --> 00:52:45,424 [Woman screams] 791 00:54:02,064 --> 00:54:03,975 [Shrieks] 792 00:54:06,024 --> 00:54:08,413 Who is this? 793 00:54:08,504 --> 00:54:10,779 - Who are you? - [Worker] It's no one. 794 00:54:10,864 --> 00:54:14,379 [Worker] There's no one here for two weeks. This isn't one of my guys. 795 00:54:17,704 --> 00:54:22,141 Look at this cornicing. This is good work. 796 00:54:22,224 --> 00:54:23,493 Must be Harry's crew. 797 00:54:23,494 --> 00:54:24,943 You with Harry's crew? 798 00:54:25,024 --> 00:54:27,094 Does Harry think he's running this job? 799 00:54:27,184 --> 00:54:29,254 - [Viktor] I go now. - Go? Go where? 800 00:54:29,344 --> 00:54:31,778 - Gate 67. - 67? 801 00:54:31,864 --> 00:54:33,900 We're ten months away from 67. 802 00:54:33,984 --> 00:54:35,209 He's got to be Harry's. 803 00:54:35,210 --> 00:54:37,340 If he's not mine and he's not yours... 804 00:54:37,424 --> 00:54:39,733 Harry's trying to make me look bad. 805 00:54:39,824 --> 00:54:42,213 I've got to slow him down before he gets to 67. 806 00:54:42,304 --> 00:54:44,977 - What's your name? - Viktor Navorski. 807 00:54:45,904 --> 00:54:48,259 Pull him off Harry's crew, put him on mine. 808 00:54:48,344 --> 00:54:50,255 You start 6.30 Monday morning. 809 00:54:50,344 --> 00:54:52,983 You give me job? 810 00:54:54,624 --> 00:54:56,740 6.30, yes... Boss. 811 00:55:03,424 --> 00:55:05,892 [Jazz plays on personal stereo] 812 00:55:35,304 --> 00:55:38,341 [Enrique] We have lobster ravioli from Alitalia. 813 00:55:38,424 --> 00:55:40,892 We have caviar from Russian Aeroflot. 814 00:55:40,984 --> 00:55:42,463 [Gupta] OK. Just bring it. 815 00:55:42,544 --> 00:55:45,183 - [Enrique] Hey, Viktor. - Hello, all. 816 00:55:45,264 --> 00:55:48,415 Look. The man without a country. 817 00:55:48,504 --> 00:55:50,381 Come on in. Welcome. 818 00:55:50,464 --> 00:55:53,262 - I see this. - You did well. 819 00:55:53,784 --> 00:55:54,819 Have a seat. 820 00:55:54,904 --> 00:55:56,053 - Here? - Here. 821 00:55:56,144 --> 00:55:57,463 Come on, sit down. 822 00:55:57,544 --> 00:55:58,789 Who invited him? 823 00:55:58,790 --> 00:56:01,822 I did. We needed a fourth, right? 824 00:56:01,904 --> 00:56:03,447 I'm not going to play with him. 825 00:56:03,448 --> 00:56:04,941 Gupta, relax, would you? 826 00:56:05,024 --> 00:56:06,191 He isn't a spy. 827 00:56:06,192 --> 00:56:07,902 How do you know? 828 00:56:07,984 --> 00:56:12,455 He could be recording everything we say. A wire in his shirt. 829 00:56:12,544 --> 00:56:14,774 A microphone up in his ass. 830 00:56:16,184 --> 00:56:20,700 - I'm not going to lose my job. - Fine. 831 00:56:20,784 --> 00:56:23,378 - What if we x-rayed him? - Yes. 832 00:56:25,184 --> 00:56:27,095 Close your eyes. 833 00:56:36,904 --> 00:56:38,361 OK. So you are clean. 834 00:56:38,362 --> 00:56:40,374 Good. Let's play cards. 835 00:56:40,464 --> 00:56:43,900 I will have money. But... Friday. 836 00:56:43,984 --> 00:56:47,738 Don't worry about it. We play for unclaimed items from the Lost and Found. 837 00:56:47,824 --> 00:56:51,134 You'll be amazed at what people leave at airports. Come. 838 00:56:51,224 --> 00:56:54,421 [Viktor] I have two nines and two nines. 839 00:56:54,504 --> 00:56:56,415 [Viktor] Four nines. Thank you. 840 00:56:57,704 --> 00:57:00,821 - [Enrique] Careful. - [Mulroy] Watch out. 841 00:57:00,904 --> 00:57:03,307 [Enrique] We have a question for you. 842 00:57:03,308 --> 00:57:05,773 [Mulroy] Yeah, we're just curious. 843 00:57:05,864 --> 00:57:07,661 [Gupta] What is in the can? 844 00:57:07,744 --> 00:57:08,495 [Viktor] This? 845 00:57:08,496 --> 00:57:10,212 [Mulroy] We saw the x-ray. 846 00:57:10,304 --> 00:57:12,374 [Gupta] We know there's no nuts in there. 847 00:57:13,304 --> 00:57:15,215 [Viktor] What is in there? 848 00:57:15,344 --> 00:57:17,255 This is jazz. 849 00:57:18,064 --> 00:57:19,782 - Jazz? - Jazz, yes. 850 00:57:19,864 --> 00:57:22,253 - Jazz? - Yes. 851 00:57:22,344 --> 00:57:23,857 [All laugh] 852 00:57:23,944 --> 00:57:25,837 You sure it's jazz in there? 853 00:57:25,838 --> 00:57:27,459 It might be the blues. 854 00:57:27,544 --> 00:57:28,056 Or salsa. 855 00:57:28,057 --> 00:57:29,819 Maybe it's Stevie Wonder. 856 00:57:29,904 --> 00:57:31,126 No, no, is jazz. 857 00:57:31,127 --> 00:57:32,577 OK, guys. OK. 858 00:57:32,664 --> 00:57:34,973 For tonight's grand prize, we have... 859 00:57:36,944 --> 00:57:38,696 Show them, Gupta. 860 00:57:38,784 --> 00:57:40,615 I found this upstairs. 861 00:57:40,704 --> 00:57:43,264 Virgin Air, first class lounge. 862 00:57:43,344 --> 00:57:45,255 There you go. 863 00:57:45,984 --> 00:57:47,656 And... they belong to? 864 00:57:47,744 --> 00:57:49,336 Cher. 865 00:57:49,424 --> 00:57:50,937 Cher? 866 00:57:51,024 --> 00:57:52,457 As in... Cher? 867 00:57:52,544 --> 00:57:53,738 Yeah. Cher. 868 00:57:53,824 --> 00:57:54,757 I checked it out. 869 00:57:54,758 --> 00:57:56,019 There were witnesses. 870 00:57:56,104 --> 00:57:58,334 Those are Cher's panties. 871 00:57:58,424 --> 00:58:00,062 - Ready? - Hurry up. 872 00:58:00,144 --> 00:58:02,658 So, will we share the panties? 873 00:58:02,744 --> 00:58:04,143 - No, no, no. - Not if I win. 874 00:58:04,224 --> 00:58:04,656 Come on. 875 00:58:04,657 --> 00:58:05,737 Wait a second. 876 00:58:07,024 --> 00:58:11,063 [Tannoy] United Airlines flight number 801 to Narita 877 00:58:11,144 --> 00:58:13,214 is now announcing final boarding. 878 00:58:13,304 --> 00:58:16,660 [Viktor] "You can't. That is mine." 879 00:58:18,664 --> 00:58:21,178 "You can get so confused." 880 00:58:21,264 --> 00:58:22,697 [Amelia] Viktor? 881 00:58:22,784 --> 00:58:24,058 [Amelia] Well, hi. 882 00:58:25,224 --> 00:58:26,259 [Viktor] Please. 883 00:58:26,344 --> 00:58:27,364 [Amelia] How are you? 884 00:58:27,365 --> 00:58:28,335 [Viktor] Good. 885 00:58:28,424 --> 00:58:30,176 [Amelia] Man. 886 00:58:30,264 --> 00:58:34,860 I am so sorry about what happened last time, asking you out like that. 887 00:58:34,944 --> 00:58:37,742 I'm so used to guys trying to grab my ass at 30,000 feet 888 00:58:37,824 --> 00:58:41,942 that when I meet somebody that doesn't, I don't know how to react. 889 00:58:42,024 --> 00:58:43,338 Let's just start over. 890 00:58:43,339 --> 00:58:44,174 Yes, OK. 891 00:58:44,264 --> 00:58:45,495 Are you coming or going? 892 00:58:45,496 --> 00:58:46,778 I don't know. Both. 893 00:58:46,864 --> 00:58:48,775 Tell me about it. 894 00:58:49,224 --> 00:58:50,418 Napoleon? 895 00:58:50,504 --> 00:58:53,996 Yeah. I read a lot of history books. 896 00:58:53,997 --> 00:58:56,261 They're long and cheap. 897 00:58:56,344 --> 00:58:57,946 Like 1200 pages for $9.99. 898 00:58:57,947 --> 00:58:59,302 You can't beat that. 899 00:58:59,384 --> 00:59:02,854 - But Napoleon? - Yeah. He's one of my favourites. 900 00:59:03,864 --> 00:59:05,748 You know what saved Napoleon's life? 901 00:59:05,749 --> 00:59:06,219 No. 902 00:59:06,304 --> 00:59:07,623 - His ego. - Ego? 903 00:59:07,704 --> 00:59:08,693 Yes. 904 00:59:08,784 --> 00:59:11,014 After he loses the Battle of Waterloo, 905 00:59:11,104 --> 00:59:15,063 Napoleon isolates himself on the tiny island of Saint Helena. 906 00:59:15,144 --> 00:59:17,578 No one knows exactly what happens next, 907 00:59:17,664 --> 00:59:19,894 but the version I like goes like this: 908 00:59:20,864 --> 00:59:24,220 He's very depressed and decides to take his own life. 909 00:59:24,864 --> 00:59:28,823 But Napoleon believes himself to be of such superhuman strength 910 00:59:28,904 --> 00:59:32,658 that he takes six times the amount of poison needed to do the job. 911 00:59:32,744 --> 00:59:37,135 His stomach is so full up with poison that his body rejects it, 912 00:59:37,224 --> 00:59:39,055 and he doesn't die. 913 00:59:39,144 --> 00:59:42,295 See? Ego. Saved his life. 914 00:59:42,384 --> 00:59:44,534 Maybe he need glasses. 915 00:59:44,624 --> 00:59:45,159 Glasses? 916 00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:47,297 Yes. To read words on bottle. 917 00:59:47,384 --> 00:59:49,295 Poison. 918 00:59:50,904 --> 00:59:53,293 It's funny you should say that. 919 00:59:53,384 --> 00:59:55,978 Rumour has it that Napoleon was farsighted. 920 00:59:56,064 --> 00:59:57,656 - There you go. - There you go. 921 00:59:57,744 --> 00:59:58,697 There you go. 922 00:59:58,698 --> 01:00:00,383 And there you go. 923 01:00:00,464 --> 01:00:03,262 I think we're rewriting history right here. 924 01:00:03,344 --> 01:00:05,300 Why don't we talk about it over lunch? 925 01:00:06,344 --> 01:00:07,831 Oh, my God, I can't believe it. 926 01:00:07,832 --> 01:00:09,222 I just asked you out again. 927 01:00:09,344 --> 01:00:11,221 I just did it again. 928 01:00:11,304 --> 01:00:12,942 [Amelia laughs] 929 01:00:13,024 --> 01:00:15,413 I'm so... Just stay away from me, Viktor, OK? 930 01:00:15,504 --> 01:00:19,133 I'm sick. I don't have the ability to be alone for five seconds. 931 01:00:19,224 --> 01:00:20,213 OK. 932 01:00:21,344 --> 01:00:23,778 - OK, what? - OK. 933 01:00:23,864 --> 01:00:25,855 Lunch... with you. 934 01:00:27,304 --> 01:00:28,602 You'll have lunch with me? 935 01:00:28,603 --> 01:00:29,101 Yes. 936 01:00:29,184 --> 01:00:31,744 You're not running for a flight or...? 937 01:00:31,824 --> 01:00:33,143 I wait. 938 01:00:33,224 --> 01:00:35,135 [Pager beeps] 939 01:00:36,904 --> 01:00:38,860 - It's me. - You. Yes. 940 01:00:38,944 --> 01:00:39,756 I'm sorry. 941 01:00:39,757 --> 01:00:41,299 I just got paged. 942 01:00:41,384 --> 01:00:43,944 You work? 943 01:00:44,024 --> 01:00:45,742 - No. - Ah. 944 01:00:45,824 --> 01:00:48,543 Three of you. Crowded. 945 01:00:48,624 --> 01:00:50,819 Stay away from me, Viktor. 946 01:00:51,904 --> 01:00:53,967 I'm... I have a serious problem. 947 01:00:53,968 --> 01:00:55,579 I'm as bad as Napoleon. 948 01:00:55,664 --> 01:00:59,816 I just keep ingesting these poisonous men until I make myself sick. 949 01:00:59,904 --> 01:01:02,623 - You're not sick, Amelia. No. - No? 950 01:01:02,704 --> 01:01:05,901 No. You're a little... farsighted. 951 01:01:09,064 --> 01:01:10,104 I have to go. 952 01:01:10,105 --> 01:01:11,783 I have to stay. 953 01:01:11,864 --> 01:01:14,936 - Story of my life. - Me, too. 954 01:01:30,504 --> 01:01:33,018 [Thurman] Your CBP inspection's in three days. 955 01:01:33,104 --> 01:01:35,937 The FBI and Homeland Security will tour the airport, 956 01:01:36,024 --> 01:01:40,814 spend two hours observing these offices before your interview process begins. 957 01:01:41,544 --> 01:01:43,455 How much does Navorski make? 958 01:01:44,664 --> 01:01:45,938 Sir? 959 01:01:46,024 --> 01:01:47,101 How much does he make? 960 01:01:47,102 --> 01:01:48,618 How much are they paying him? 961 01:01:49,904 --> 01:01:52,498 They're paying him cash under the table. 962 01:01:52,584 --> 01:01:54,734 I know that. How much? 963 01:01:55,784 --> 01:01:57,740 $19 an hour. 964 01:01:57,824 --> 01:01:58,833 Unbelievable. 965 01:01:58,834 --> 01:02:01,783 Do you know that's more than I make? 966 01:02:01,864 --> 01:02:03,900 That's New York City construction. 967 01:02:04,984 --> 01:02:07,544 One of my own men came up to me the other day. 968 01:02:07,624 --> 01:02:10,263 Asked me if I wanted to join the big pool. 969 01:02:10,344 --> 01:02:11,743 Look at him. 970 01:02:11,824 --> 01:02:15,055 Place a bet on when Navorski's going to leave this airport. 971 01:02:15,144 --> 01:02:17,021 Have you heard about this? 972 01:02:18,864 --> 01:02:20,741 I have January 3rd. 973 01:02:24,864 --> 01:02:26,775 Bring him in. 974 01:02:27,095 --> 01:02:29,303 Jake, he has no nationality. 975 01:02:29,304 --> 01:02:30,644 OK? No country. 976 01:02:30,735 --> 01:02:35,445 He's a national security risk, according to my interpretation of Section 2.12. 977 01:02:35,535 --> 01:02:39,323 I want you to put him in a detention centre and run a clearance on him. 978 01:02:39,415 --> 01:02:41,326 That's all I want. 979 01:02:42,895 --> 01:02:44,806 What about a federal prison? 980 01:02:46,055 --> 01:02:48,808 What about another airport? 981 01:02:48,895 --> 01:02:51,250 Hello? Hello? 982 01:02:54,695 --> 01:02:57,892 We're detaining so many people, there's no room anywhere. 983 01:02:58,615 --> 01:02:59,913 Did you try the FBI? 984 01:02:59,914 --> 01:03:02,767 I tried everybody. Nobody'll take him. 985 01:03:02,855 --> 01:03:05,244 You want me to bring him back to the terminal? 986 01:03:05,335 --> 01:03:08,725 No. From now on, Navorski lives here. 987 01:03:17,655 --> 01:03:23,764 The people who are coming here today will be observing me, inspecting me. 988 01:03:24,615 --> 01:03:28,244 But most of all they will be looking at the way that this airport is run. 989 01:03:28,335 --> 01:03:33,284 So let's show them why this is the number-one airport in the United States. 990 01:03:33,375 --> 01:03:36,731 [Frank] We process about 600 planes a day, 991 01:03:36,815 --> 01:03:39,329 with a processing time of 37 minutes per plane, 992 01:03:39,415 --> 01:03:41,326 about 60 seconds per passenger... 993 01:03:41,415 --> 01:03:43,849 ...to be brought into the country. 994 01:03:43,935 --> 01:03:47,211 We keep it as clean as possible. 995 01:03:47,295 --> 01:03:48,265 What do you import? 996 01:03:48,266 --> 01:03:49,490 Computer software. 997 01:03:49,575 --> 01:03:51,008 That's a lot of walnuts. 998 01:03:51,095 --> 01:03:54,087 Yeah. My mother-in-law loves these things. 999 01:03:54,175 --> 01:03:56,735 Every time I go to Brazil, I bring her back a bag. 1000 01:03:56,815 --> 01:03:59,454 - Your mother-in-law? - Yeah. 1001 01:03:59,535 --> 01:04:01,446 Mind if I try one? 1002 01:04:10,575 --> 01:04:13,453 How did you know those weren't for his mother-in-law? 1003 01:04:13,535 --> 01:04:15,332 If he's married, where's his ring? 1004 01:04:15,415 --> 01:04:18,612 And if he's divorced, who still talks to their mother-in-law? 1005 01:04:18,695 --> 01:04:20,188 I'm sorry, but really. 1006 01:04:20,189 --> 01:04:22,768 No offence to mother-in-laws, but... 1007 01:04:22,855 --> 01:04:24,607 - Sir. - Yeah. 1008 01:04:25,975 --> 01:04:28,330 Sir, we have a situation upstairs. 1009 01:04:28,415 --> 01:04:29,409 It'll have to wait. 1010 01:04:29,410 --> 01:04:30,770 No. This won't wait. 1011 01:04:30,855 --> 01:04:35,212 When the 9.12 from Toronto landed, they found four prescriptions without an MPL. 1012 01:04:35,295 --> 01:04:37,809 They tried to take the pills away and he went nuts. 1013 01:04:37,895 --> 01:04:40,455 There he is. We think they're for his father. 1014 01:04:40,535 --> 01:04:41,771 Sir, sir, calm down. 1015 01:04:41,772 --> 01:04:43,254 Put your weapons down. 1016 01:04:43,335 --> 01:04:47,214 Everybody keep your weapons... All right. We're here to help you. 1017 01:04:47,295 --> 01:04:48,736 We're here to help you, sir. 1018 01:04:48,737 --> 01:04:50,332 All right. Give me the knife. 1019 01:04:50,415 --> 01:04:51,293 Where's he from? 1020 01:04:51,294 --> 01:04:52,007 Russia. 1021 01:04:52,095 --> 01:04:54,609 The only interpreter we got is in Newark. 1022 01:04:54,695 --> 01:04:56,858 We have to get someone to talk to him. 1023 01:04:56,859 --> 01:04:58,244 I have an idea, sir. 1024 01:05:01,735 --> 01:05:03,646 Viktor. 1025 01:05:04,335 --> 01:05:06,291 - Viktor. - [Viktor speaks Bulgarian] 1026 01:05:06,375 --> 01:05:08,809 Oh... 1027 01:05:08,895 --> 01:05:10,806 I need your help. 1028 01:05:11,935 --> 01:05:13,516 His name is Milodragovich. 1029 01:05:13,517 --> 01:05:14,733 He lives near you. 1030 01:05:14,815 --> 01:05:16,487 He may not speak your dialect, 1031 01:05:16,575 --> 01:05:18,850 but I need you to translate and help me out. 1032 01:05:18,935 --> 01:05:19,736 I help you? Why? 1033 01:05:19,737 --> 01:05:21,688 I don't want anybody to get hurt. 1034 01:05:21,775 --> 01:05:23,094 This guy's very upset. 1035 01:05:23,175 --> 01:05:26,212 Just calm him down and I'll let you back in the terminal. 1036 01:05:26,295 --> 01:05:27,297 No. New York. 1037 01:05:27,298 --> 01:05:29,685 No red stamp. Green. I green. 1038 01:05:29,855 --> 01:05:30,273 New York. 1039 01:05:30,274 --> 01:05:30,924 OK, yes. 1040 01:05:31,015 --> 01:05:32,892 - You say yes? - Yes. 1041 01:05:32,975 --> 01:05:34,232 OK. OK, OK, OK. 1042 01:05:34,233 --> 01:05:35,489 Stay out! 1043 01:05:35,575 --> 01:05:37,636 We have somebody here to talk to you. 1044 01:05:37,637 --> 01:05:39,534 Somebody to talk to you. Go ahead. 1045 01:05:39,695 --> 01:05:41,845 Stay out! 1046 01:05:41,935 --> 01:05:43,846 [Speaks Bulgarian] 1047 01:05:48,455 --> 01:05:50,366 [Speaks Russian] 1048 01:05:57,575 --> 01:05:58,849 So? 1049 01:05:59,455 --> 01:06:04,245 OK, tell him in order to export medicines from this country, 1050 01:06:04,335 --> 01:06:10,524 he needs to have the proper form, a Medicinal Purchase Licence. 1051 01:06:10,615 --> 01:06:12,492 OK? You understand me, Viktor? 1052 01:06:12,575 --> 01:06:14,486 [Speaks Bulgarian] 1053 01:06:33,375 --> 01:06:38,165 He say he bring the medicine for his father. 1054 01:06:43,375 --> 01:06:45,565 This why he go to Canada. 1055 01:06:45,566 --> 01:06:47,493 Medicine for father. 1056 01:06:47,575 --> 01:06:48,803 It doesn't matter. 1057 01:06:48,895 --> 01:06:51,000 His plane landed in the US. 1058 01:06:51,001 --> 01:06:53,650 He needs to have the right form. 1059 01:06:53,735 --> 01:06:55,646 [Speaks Bulgarian] 1060 01:07:05,055 --> 01:07:07,285 He did not know he need this document. 1061 01:07:07,375 --> 01:07:09,445 No one say to him he need document form. 1062 01:07:09,535 --> 01:07:10,763 I'm saying it to him. 1063 01:07:10,855 --> 01:07:16,088 He needs to have the form signed by the hospital who is treating his father. 1064 01:07:16,175 --> 01:07:19,133 These medicines have to stay in the United States. 1065 01:07:19,215 --> 01:07:20,489 They have to stay here. 1066 01:07:20,575 --> 01:07:22,486 [Speaks Bulgarian] 1067 01:07:37,215 --> 01:07:40,127 He... He's begging you. 1068 01:07:40,215 --> 01:07:42,524 I know. I can see that he's begging. 1069 01:07:46,615 --> 01:07:48,014 I'm sorry, sir. 1070 01:07:49,175 --> 01:07:54,044 You'll have to take a flight in the morning. The medicine stays here. 1071 01:07:55,175 --> 01:07:57,086 I'm sorry. 1072 01:07:57,735 --> 01:07:59,930 [Speaks Bulgarian] 1073 01:08:00,455 --> 01:08:02,252 [Woman] Send him down! 1074 01:08:03,895 --> 01:08:06,250 [Milodragovich sobs] 1075 01:08:07,415 --> 01:08:10,134 Thank you, Viktor. Good job. Let's go. 1076 01:08:15,255 --> 01:08:17,166 Whoa. 1077 01:08:17,855 --> 01:08:19,413 Goat. 1078 01:08:19,495 --> 01:08:20,421 What? 1079 01:08:20,422 --> 01:08:24,125 Goat. It medicine is for goat. 1080 01:08:24,855 --> 01:08:25,861 Goat? 1081 01:08:25,862 --> 01:08:29,883 Yes. Medicine is for goat. Goat. 1082 01:08:29,975 --> 01:08:31,533 [Whimpers] 1083 01:08:31,615 --> 01:08:33,845 - He said that? - Yes. 1084 01:08:33,935 --> 01:08:35,812 He say... 1085 01:08:35,895 --> 01:08:37,445 We not understand. 1086 01:08:37,446 --> 01:08:39,683 I not understand "goat". 1087 01:08:40,775 --> 01:08:42,121 Why? What are you saying? 1088 01:08:42,122 --> 01:08:43,414 You misunderstood him? 1089 01:08:43,495 --> 01:08:45,693 It's not for his dying father? 1090 01:08:45,694 --> 01:08:46,646 No. No. 1091 01:08:46,735 --> 01:08:52,207 The... Krakozhia... The name for "father"... 1092 01:08:52,295 --> 01:08:54,604 sound like "goat". 1093 01:08:54,695 --> 01:08:56,606 I make mistake. 1094 01:08:56,695 --> 01:08:58,606 [Chuckles] 1095 01:09:04,615 --> 01:09:06,492 Why are you doing this, Viktor? 1096 01:09:06,575 --> 01:09:09,692 Medicine is for... goat. 1097 01:09:10,415 --> 01:09:11,928 - No, it's not. - Yes. 1098 01:09:12,015 --> 01:09:13,846 - No. - Yes. 1099 01:09:13,935 --> 01:09:16,005 You read the blue immigration form. 1100 01:09:16,095 --> 01:09:17,084 - Blue? - Yes. Blue. 1101 01:09:17,175 --> 01:09:19,006 - Blue? - Blue. The blue form. 1102 01:09:19,095 --> 01:09:22,610 The one that says if it's an animal, he doesn't need the licence. 1103 01:09:22,695 --> 01:09:26,688 Then he can bring the drugs in. That's good, Viktor. That's very good. 1104 01:09:28,495 --> 01:09:30,963 Why are you doing this? Huh? 1105 01:09:31,055 --> 01:09:32,225 You don't know him. 1106 01:09:32,226 --> 01:09:33,888 You don't know the rules. 1107 01:09:33,975 --> 01:09:36,250 Look at me. 1108 01:09:36,335 --> 01:09:38,246 I was going to help you. 1109 01:09:39,855 --> 01:09:43,689 Now I want you to ask him... No, not you. 1110 01:09:43,775 --> 01:09:45,006 I want you to ask him. 1111 01:09:45,007 --> 01:09:46,573 I want to hear him say it. 1112 01:09:46,655 --> 01:09:50,489 I want to hear him say who the medicine is for. 1113 01:09:50,575 --> 01:09:53,453 Please. Who the medicine is for. 1114 01:09:56,375 --> 01:09:58,286 [Speaks Bulgarian] 1115 01:10:02,935 --> 01:10:05,164 Answer him, Mr Milodragovich. 1116 01:10:05,165 --> 01:10:07,008 Who are the pills for? 1117 01:10:13,455 --> 01:10:16,652 OK. The pills stay. He goes. That's it. 1118 01:10:21,655 --> 01:10:23,566 Goat. 1119 01:10:24,255 --> 01:10:26,815 Please. For goat. 1120 01:10:26,895 --> 01:10:29,045 Medicine for goat. 1121 01:10:29,135 --> 01:10:31,649 Medicine for goat. 1122 01:10:31,735 --> 01:10:33,566 Medicine for goat. 1123 01:10:35,495 --> 01:10:37,725 Give him the pills. 1124 01:10:38,335 --> 01:10:40,246 Medicine for goat. 1125 01:10:41,575 --> 01:10:43,486 Medicine... 1126 01:10:43,575 --> 01:10:45,486 [Viktor speaks Bulgarian] 1127 01:10:53,135 --> 01:10:55,171 [Man] Come on now, it's all over. 1128 01:10:55,255 --> 01:10:57,166 He love that goat. 1129 01:11:00,655 --> 01:11:03,488 Do you think I need an excuse to put you back in that cell 1130 01:11:03,575 --> 01:11:05,486 to keep you there for five years? 1131 01:11:05,575 --> 01:11:08,806 You go to war with me, and you go to war with the United States. 1132 01:11:08,895 --> 01:11:12,649 Then you'll know why Krakozhians wait in line for cheap toilet paper 1133 01:11:12,735 --> 01:11:15,886 while Uncle Sam wipes his ass with Charmin two-ply. 1134 01:11:24,535 --> 01:11:26,924 [Gupta] There was a 20 man. 1135 01:11:27,015 --> 01:11:29,734 Immigration gun was drawn. 1136 01:11:29,815 --> 01:11:32,568 The Dixon was ready to fire. 1137 01:11:32,655 --> 01:11:35,294 To kill the little man with the pills. 1138 01:11:36,295 --> 01:11:41,528 But then someone walks into the room and stand in front of this little man. 1139 01:11:41,615 --> 01:11:45,688 "Put the guns away," the man say. 1140 01:11:45,775 --> 01:11:48,130 "Nobody will die today." 1141 01:11:48,215 --> 01:11:49,887 Who? 1142 01:11:49,975 --> 01:11:51,194 Who was it that saved him? 1143 01:11:51,195 --> 01:11:52,694 Yeah, tell us. Who was it? 1144 01:11:52,775 --> 01:11:54,686 Who was this man? 1145 01:12:00,375 --> 01:12:04,334 Navorski. Viktor "The Goat" Navorski. 1146 01:12:32,015 --> 01:12:33,598 It doesn't look good, Frank. 1147 01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:35,690 I was just following the rules. 1148 01:12:35,775 --> 01:12:40,405 Sometimes you have to ignore the rules and concentrate on the people. 1149 01:12:40,495 --> 01:12:41,610 The people, I know. 1150 01:12:41,695 --> 01:12:42,933 The people, compassion. 1151 01:12:42,934 --> 01:12:45,085 That's the foundation of this country. 1152 01:12:47,535 --> 01:12:49,924 You could learn something from Navorski. 1153 01:12:52,095 --> 01:12:55,007 Cheer up. It's not over yet. 1154 01:13:06,615 --> 01:13:08,526 [Sighs] 1155 01:13:20,295 --> 01:13:21,211 Is that for me? 1156 01:13:21,212 --> 01:13:22,126 Yes. Yes. 1157 01:13:22,215 --> 01:13:25,924 Is Virgin Isle swordfish. 1158 01:13:27,295 --> 01:13:29,126 For you. 1159 01:13:29,215 --> 01:13:31,126 For you. 1160 01:13:31,615 --> 01:13:33,526 For wall. 1161 01:13:34,375 --> 01:13:36,252 Fish for wall. 1162 01:13:42,215 --> 01:13:44,365 Why do you want to go to New York? 1163 01:13:45,455 --> 01:13:47,366 And what's in the can of peanuts? 1164 01:13:50,895 --> 01:13:52,328 Promise. 1165 01:13:53,175 --> 01:13:55,609 - A promise in the can? - Yes. A promise. 1166 01:13:58,335 --> 01:14:00,644 Let me make you a promise, Viktor. 1167 01:14:00,735 --> 01:14:04,171 And this is a promise that comes from a man who is stuck here. 1168 01:14:04,255 --> 01:14:06,689 A man who may be stuck here for the next ten years. 1169 01:14:10,095 --> 01:14:13,929 From now on, you and I are partners. 1170 01:14:14,775 --> 01:14:17,847 If I stay, you stay. 1171 01:14:17,935 --> 01:14:21,894 You will not set one foot in New York City. 1172 01:14:22,815 --> 01:14:26,728 Not a single toe in the United States of America. 1173 01:14:28,015 --> 01:14:30,404 Do you understand what I am saying to you? 1174 01:14:31,935 --> 01:14:33,846 Yes. 1175 01:14:34,735 --> 01:14:36,373 You don't like fish. 1176 01:14:56,815 --> 01:15:00,490 Do you ever feel like you're just living in an airport? 1177 01:15:07,175 --> 01:15:09,017 We don't have to do this, Viktor. 1178 01:15:09,018 --> 01:15:10,804 I can ship you out in a crate. 1179 01:15:10,895 --> 01:15:12,931 I can mail you anywhere in the US. 1180 01:15:13,015 --> 01:15:14,254 What about my food cart? 1181 01:15:14,255 --> 01:15:16,371 He can hide inside and we'll drive out. 1182 01:15:16,455 --> 01:15:17,753 No. I can't do this. 1183 01:15:17,754 --> 01:15:20,414 You said you wanted us to help you. 1184 01:15:20,495 --> 01:15:22,531 - I do. - What's her name? 1185 01:15:22,615 --> 01:15:23,889 Amelia Warren. 1186 01:15:23,975 --> 01:15:26,694 I thought we were looking for a way out, not a way in. 1187 01:15:26,775 --> 01:15:30,165 Be careful. Those flight attendants ain't like regular women. 1188 01:15:30,255 --> 01:15:34,373 Flying back and forth between time zones messes with their biological clock. 1189 01:15:34,455 --> 01:15:36,487 They're always ready for sex. 1190 01:15:36,488 --> 01:15:38,448 OK, I found something. 1191 01:15:38,535 --> 01:15:39,926 I am leaving. 1192 01:15:39,927 --> 01:15:42,494 They will come for us. 1193 01:15:42,575 --> 01:15:43,753 Gupta, will you relax? 1194 01:15:43,754 --> 01:15:44,930 Just watch the door. 1195 01:15:45,015 --> 01:15:47,893 You go in jail. Not me. 1196 01:15:47,975 --> 01:15:49,806 For... You know what? Forget it. 1197 01:15:49,895 --> 01:15:50,554 Keep looking. 1198 01:15:50,555 --> 01:15:51,567 Warren, right? 1199 01:15:51,655 --> 01:15:53,327 - Yes. Yes. - Warren. 1200 01:15:53,415 --> 01:15:55,007 Amelia Jane Warren? 1201 01:15:55,095 --> 01:15:57,006 - Jane? - Yeah. 1202 01:15:59,255 --> 01:16:00,973 Way to go, Viktor. First class. 1203 01:16:01,055 --> 01:16:02,877 When she come back? 1204 01:16:02,878 --> 01:16:04,604 Three weeks. 1205 01:16:44,335 --> 01:16:47,566 Amelia, would you like to get eat to bite? 1206 01:16:49,575 --> 01:16:53,853 Bite to eat? Cantaloni? 1207 01:17:02,855 --> 01:17:04,971 Bite to eat? 1208 01:17:05,055 --> 01:17:06,966 Bite to eat? 1209 01:17:08,295 --> 01:17:10,172 Bite to eat? 1210 01:17:13,575 --> 01:17:16,248 Eat to bite? Eat to bite. 1211 01:17:16,335 --> 01:17:18,371 Bite to eat. 1212 01:17:18,455 --> 01:17:19,604 Bite to eat. 1213 01:17:19,695 --> 01:17:20,684 Bite to eat. 1214 01:17:20,775 --> 01:17:22,811 Bite to eat. Bite to eat. 1215 01:17:22,895 --> 01:17:24,931 Bite to eat. Bite to eat. Bite to eat. 1216 01:17:25,015 --> 01:17:27,575 Bite to eat. Bite to eat. Bite to eat. Bite to eat. 1217 01:17:27,655 --> 01:17:30,328 Bite to eat. Bite to eat. Bite to eat... 1218 01:17:35,455 --> 01:17:38,811 Gupta, you been ever married? 1219 01:17:39,895 --> 01:17:40,952 What did you say? 1220 01:17:40,953 --> 01:17:42,693 You been ever married? 1221 01:17:42,775 --> 01:17:48,407 I had a wife and two kids in India. I left them there 23 years ago. 1222 01:17:48,495 --> 01:17:50,804 Why? 1223 01:17:50,895 --> 01:17:54,934 I had a small tobacco shop in Madras. 1224 01:17:55,015 --> 01:17:57,165 Made just enough money to survive. 1225 01:17:57,255 --> 01:18:02,170 One day this policeman comes in and tells me I owe him some tax. 1226 01:18:02,255 --> 01:18:06,567 I said OK. This is common. So I pay him. 1227 01:18:06,655 --> 01:18:11,251 The next day, the same policeman come and keep coming and keep coming. 1228 01:18:11,335 --> 01:18:15,214 And I am paying and I'm paying him and I'm paying him and I'm paying him. 1229 01:18:15,295 --> 01:18:20,574 And finally, on the fifth day, I take a knife and I stab him in his chest. 1230 01:18:21,375 --> 01:18:23,130 You killed policeman? 1231 01:18:23,131 --> 01:18:25,971 No. I just missed his heart. 1232 01:18:26,055 --> 01:18:28,250 When they tried to arrest me, I run away. 1233 01:18:28,335 --> 01:18:31,372 So you never go home? 1234 01:18:31,455 --> 01:18:35,971 If I go home, I go in the jail for seven years. 1235 01:18:38,375 --> 01:18:41,265 What if United States catch you? 1236 01:18:41,266 --> 01:18:42,891 They deport you. 1237 01:18:43,935 --> 01:18:48,292 As long as I keep my floor clean, keep my head down, 1238 01:18:49,015 --> 01:18:51,210 they have no reason to deport me. 1239 01:18:51,295 --> 01:18:54,412 They have no reason to notice a man like me. 1240 01:18:55,695 --> 01:19:02,214 [Tannoy] United Airlines Flight 2703 from Rome is now arriving at Gate C43. 1241 01:19:08,055 --> 01:19:09,773 [Cart beeps] 1242 01:19:09,855 --> 01:19:12,608 - Hey, wait. - Sorry. I'm sorry. 1243 01:19:17,215 --> 01:19:19,126 No, no, no. It's wet. 1244 01:19:24,095 --> 01:19:26,370 - Hey. - Watch where you're going. 1245 01:19:26,455 --> 01:19:28,366 Watch out! 1246 01:19:30,255 --> 01:19:32,086 [Viktor grunts] 1247 01:19:32,175 --> 01:19:33,847 - Amelia. - Viktor. 1248 01:19:33,935 --> 01:19:36,768 - Hello. - Sorry. I'm sorry. 1249 01:19:36,855 --> 01:19:38,368 He nearly killed me. 1250 01:19:38,455 --> 01:19:40,366 - You OK? - I'm fine. 1251 01:19:42,095 --> 01:19:44,484 I love the suit. 1252 01:19:44,575 --> 01:19:46,213 Hugo Boss. 1253 01:19:46,295 --> 01:19:48,525 On sale, $149.99. 1254 01:19:49,175 --> 01:19:51,405 That's a bargain. 1255 01:19:51,495 --> 01:19:53,372 - Napoleon? - Yes, yes. 1256 01:19:53,455 --> 01:19:55,207 And Josephine. 1257 01:19:55,295 --> 01:19:58,526 Do you know what Napoleon gave Josephine on their wedding day? 1258 01:19:58,615 --> 01:20:00,173 Amelia? 1259 01:20:00,255 --> 01:20:04,806 Would you like to have eat to bite? 1260 01:20:04,895 --> 01:20:06,408 Food. Tonight? 1261 01:20:06,495 --> 01:20:08,963 - You're asking me out for dinner? - Yes. 1262 01:20:09,055 --> 01:20:10,773 Yeah. Sure. 1263 01:20:10,855 --> 01:20:12,272 [Amelia] What time? 1264 01:20:12,273 --> 01:20:14,211 [Viktor] Dinnertime. 1265 01:20:14,295 --> 01:20:15,918 [Amelia] Where do you want to go? 1266 01:20:15,919 --> 01:20:17,207 [Viktor] I know place. 1267 01:20:27,175 --> 01:20:31,532 - Do you have an appointment? - Navorski. 1268 01:20:32,255 --> 01:20:34,166 This way, please. 1269 01:20:42,775 --> 01:20:44,686 Thank you. 1270 01:20:46,335 --> 01:20:48,565 I didn't know they had a patio up here. 1271 01:20:49,695 --> 01:20:51,606 It's very nice. 1272 01:21:10,415 --> 01:21:12,371 Good night. 1273 01:21:15,975 --> 01:21:18,364 Please. Please. Please. Please. 1274 01:21:18,455 --> 01:21:22,812 Sorry. So, tonight we have cannellonis or chicken. 1275 01:21:22,895 --> 01:21:25,568 - Cannelloni, please. - Cannelloni. 1276 01:21:25,655 --> 01:21:27,532 - Sorry. - Thank you. 1277 01:21:27,615 --> 01:21:29,412 For you, sir? 1278 01:21:29,495 --> 01:21:30,093 Same. 1279 01:21:30,094 --> 01:21:32,487 That's a great, great choice. 1280 01:21:32,575 --> 01:21:34,486 I'll be back. 1281 01:21:47,975 --> 01:21:51,331 Let me see. Enjoy. 1282 01:21:52,735 --> 01:21:55,613 Did you know the croissant was invented in Romania? 1283 01:21:55,695 --> 01:21:58,255 - Tell me. - OK. 1284 01:21:58,335 --> 01:22:01,884 It's 1742 and the Turks invade Bucharest, 1285 01:22:01,975 --> 01:22:04,967 making a surprise attack under the cover of night. 1286 01:22:05,055 --> 01:22:06,500 - But the town bakers... 1287 01:22:06,501 --> 01:22:07,523 - [pager beeps] 1288 01:22:09,335 --> 01:22:11,246 Sorry. 1289 01:22:21,055 --> 01:22:22,966 [Clattering] 1290 01:22:27,375 --> 01:22:29,650 So, the bakers? 1291 01:22:29,735 --> 01:22:32,725 No, never mind. It's a dumb story. 1292 01:22:32,726 --> 01:22:34,092 No, please. 1293 01:22:34,175 --> 01:22:35,449 I'm sorry, Viktor. 1294 01:22:35,535 --> 01:22:39,289 Nobody really cares where the croissant was invented. 1295 01:22:39,375 --> 01:22:42,811 I'll bet the Romanians themselves don't give a shit. 1296 01:22:42,895 --> 01:22:44,123 I care. 1297 01:22:44,215 --> 01:22:46,968 Is histories. Is truth. 1298 01:22:48,015 --> 01:22:50,575 - I'm 39 years old. - No. 1299 01:22:51,415 --> 01:22:52,848 - Yeah. - No. 1300 01:22:52,935 --> 01:22:54,333 That's the truth. 1301 01:22:54,334 --> 01:22:55,813 You are not. 1302 01:22:55,895 --> 01:23:01,208 I tell everybody I'm 33, and most of the men I've dated think I'm 27, but no. 1303 01:23:01,295 --> 01:23:03,604 I'm 39. 1304 01:23:03,695 --> 01:23:06,084 So? I was 39 once. 1305 01:23:07,335 --> 01:23:10,771 I was 18 years old when I started working for the airlines. 1306 01:23:10,855 --> 01:23:13,289 I've been doing this over 20 years. 1307 01:23:13,375 --> 01:23:15,843 And now there's no more pretending. 1308 01:23:15,935 --> 01:23:17,812 This is it. 1309 01:23:17,895 --> 01:23:22,810 It's why my address book is by city and my pager goes off during dinner. 1310 01:23:22,895 --> 01:23:24,408 [Pager beeps] 1311 01:23:26,175 --> 01:23:29,326 You can switch off pager. 1312 01:23:30,535 --> 01:23:31,968 I wish I could. 1313 01:23:32,055 --> 01:23:35,491 I've been waiting for a phone call for seven years. 1314 01:23:35,575 --> 01:23:37,433 I know it's coming, Viktor. 1315 01:23:37,434 --> 01:23:39,773 That's why I can't break it off. 1316 01:23:40,495 --> 01:23:45,046 That's why I live out of hotels and have my little suitcase packed, ready to go, 1317 01:23:45,135 --> 01:23:47,524 just in case he wants to meet me for the weekend. 1318 01:23:48,655 --> 01:23:50,566 Yeah. 1319 01:23:51,135 --> 01:23:53,046 I've been waiting my whole life. 1320 01:23:56,255 --> 01:24:00,214 - Just don't know what the hell for. - [Pager vibrates] 1321 01:24:02,335 --> 01:24:04,291 I'm so sorry. 1322 01:24:21,575 --> 01:24:23,884 [Viktor] I live here. 1323 01:24:23,975 --> 01:24:24,382 What? 1324 01:24:24,383 --> 01:24:26,011 I live here, in terminal. 1325 01:24:26,095 --> 01:24:28,006 Gate 67. 1326 01:24:28,815 --> 01:24:30,280 You live at the airport? 1327 01:24:30,281 --> 01:24:31,807 Yes. Day and night. 1328 01:24:31,895 --> 01:24:33,509 This home, like you. 1329 01:24:33,510 --> 01:24:35,365 They tell me to wait. 1330 01:24:35,455 --> 01:24:37,173 So I wait. 1331 01:24:37,255 --> 01:24:39,974 All frequent fliers feel the same way you do, Viktor. 1332 01:24:40,055 --> 01:24:42,171 Everybody's waiting. Everybody. 1333 01:24:42,255 --> 01:24:44,163 For a flight, for a meeting... 1334 01:24:44,164 --> 01:24:46,771 I don't wait for flight or meeting. 1335 01:24:46,855 --> 01:24:48,415 - Then what are you waiting for? 1336 01:24:48,416 --> 01:24:49,244 - [Pager beeps] 1337 01:24:52,335 --> 01:24:55,213 Is OK. I understand. 1338 01:24:58,535 --> 01:25:00,446 I have an idea. 1339 01:25:01,615 --> 01:25:02,541 Come here. 1340 01:25:02,542 --> 01:25:04,209 What you do? 1341 01:25:06,415 --> 01:25:07,643 You sure? 1342 01:25:07,735 --> 01:25:10,169 More than anything, I'm sure of this. 1343 01:25:10,255 --> 01:25:12,166 Ready? 1344 01:25:17,015 --> 01:25:18,926 [Both laugh] 1345 01:25:26,575 --> 01:25:29,533 [Viktor] So, when do you come back? 1346 01:25:29,615 --> 01:25:32,766 [Amelia] 13 days. How about you? 1347 01:25:32,855 --> 01:25:35,494 [Viktor] I will be here. 1348 01:25:35,575 --> 01:25:37,805 [Amelia] But what if your schedule changes? 1349 01:25:37,895 --> 01:25:40,455 [Amelia] Maybe we should exchange phone numbers. 1350 01:25:40,535 --> 01:25:43,333 [Viktor] No. I will be here. 1351 01:25:43,895 --> 01:25:48,605 You know what Napoleon give to Josephine when he win Bavaria? 1352 01:25:49,335 --> 01:25:51,246 Tell me. 1353 01:25:51,895 --> 01:25:53,248 Come on. Tell me. 1354 01:25:53,335 --> 01:25:57,647 I will show you. 13 days from now. 1355 01:26:07,175 --> 01:26:09,086 [Camera whirs] 1356 01:27:03,895 --> 01:27:05,169 [Bobby] What's he doing? 1357 01:27:05,255 --> 01:27:08,725 [Karl] I can't ask him. I'm supposed to tell him what he's doing. 1358 01:27:08,815 --> 01:27:10,646 If I ask him, I look like an idiot. 1359 01:27:18,255 --> 01:27:20,166 [Enrique speaks Spanish] 1360 01:27:27,495 --> 01:27:29,064 I'm sorry. Sorry. 1361 01:27:29,065 --> 01:27:31,647 You got to do this for me. 1362 01:27:31,735 --> 01:27:35,011 You'll get really fat with all the food I'm going to give you. 1363 01:27:35,095 --> 01:27:39,486 But, please, do this for me. It will be the last thing I ask you to do. 1364 01:27:57,415 --> 01:28:01,203 He waits for you to answer at Sbarro. 1365 01:28:05,295 --> 01:28:07,428 I have to work. 1366 01:28:07,429 --> 01:28:10,130 He will wait. 1367 01:28:49,415 --> 01:28:51,326 [Cheering] 1368 01:28:59,615 --> 01:29:01,526 [Viktor chuckles] 1369 01:29:11,535 --> 01:29:12,768 How was your flight? 1370 01:29:12,769 --> 01:29:13,446 Good. 1371 01:29:14,735 --> 01:29:16,612 Thanks. 1372 01:29:20,415 --> 01:29:21,687 Is something wrong? 1373 01:29:21,688 --> 01:29:23,964 You'll have to come with us. 1374 01:29:24,055 --> 01:29:25,005 You're kidding. 1375 01:29:25,006 --> 01:29:27,286 I come through here twice a month. 1376 01:29:27,375 --> 01:29:29,252 Please follow me. 1377 01:29:29,335 --> 01:29:31,246 I'm supposed to be meeting somebody. 1378 01:29:53,575 --> 01:29:56,726 [Frank] In my line of work, there are three things that matter. 1379 01:29:56,815 --> 01:30:01,605 The person, the document and the story. 1380 01:30:03,375 --> 01:30:07,368 Find the truth of one and you find the truth of all three. 1381 01:30:07,455 --> 01:30:09,730 I need your help finding the truth. 1382 01:30:11,495 --> 01:30:14,532 Do you know a man named Viktor Navorski? 1383 01:30:14,615 --> 01:30:16,128 Yes. 1384 01:30:16,775 --> 01:30:19,687 Do you know why he's here and where he's from? 1385 01:30:19,775 --> 01:30:22,448 No. We're just friends. 1386 01:30:22,535 --> 01:30:28,405 Have you noticed that he hides a can of Dry Roasted Peanuts in his bag? 1387 01:30:28,495 --> 01:30:29,769 So? 1388 01:30:29,855 --> 01:30:31,766 What do you make of that? 1389 01:30:31,855 --> 01:30:33,368 [Amelia chuckles] 1390 01:30:33,455 --> 01:30:35,605 I'd make peanut butter, I guess. 1391 01:30:37,695 --> 01:30:41,449 We know that he's planning to go to the Ramada Inn on Lexington. 1392 01:30:41,535 --> 01:30:43,651 Has he told you why he's in New York? 1393 01:30:43,735 --> 01:30:44,963 No. 1394 01:30:45,055 --> 01:30:46,746 Has he told you where he lives? 1395 01:30:46,747 --> 01:30:48,764 No. We just met at the airport. 1396 01:30:48,855 --> 01:30:52,564 All I know is that he's a building contractor, living out of a suitcase. 1397 01:30:52,655 --> 01:30:53,929 That's it. 1398 01:30:54,015 --> 01:30:56,370 - He's a contractor? - Yeah. 1399 01:30:56,455 --> 01:30:58,366 That's what he said? 1400 01:31:01,295 --> 01:31:05,049 Amelia. I'm just curious. 1401 01:31:05,135 --> 01:31:09,094 You are the kind of woman who can get any guy she wants. 1402 01:31:11,695 --> 01:31:13,811 Why Viktor Navorski? 1403 01:31:15,735 --> 01:31:20,047 That's something a guy like you could never understand. 1404 01:31:42,354 --> 01:31:44,612 I guess you missed your flight again. 1405 01:31:44,613 --> 01:31:46,870 Or maybe you have a bad travel agent. 1406 01:31:46,954 --> 01:31:49,070 Please. Sit. 1407 01:31:49,154 --> 01:31:52,032 It's OK, Viktor. All men lie. 1408 01:31:52,114 --> 01:31:54,384 At least you're not very good at it. 1409 01:31:54,385 --> 01:31:55,550 I did not lie. 1410 01:31:55,634 --> 01:31:57,126 You told me you were delayed. 1411 01:31:57,127 --> 01:31:59,183 You never said it was for nine months. 1412 01:32:00,194 --> 01:32:03,266 Maybe you see the man the way you want see the man. 1413 01:32:03,354 --> 01:32:05,750 So what am I seeing? 1414 01:32:05,751 --> 01:32:07,427 Who are you? 1415 01:32:07,954 --> 01:32:10,263 - I... - Unacceptable? 1416 01:32:10,354 --> 01:32:12,504 Yes. Yes. 1417 01:32:12,594 --> 01:32:14,505 You want to hear the funny part? 1418 01:32:15,234 --> 01:32:16,906 I broke up with him. 1419 01:32:16,994 --> 01:32:19,462 I was coming here to tell you he's out of my life. 1420 01:32:19,554 --> 01:32:23,342 I'm free. I got tired of waiting. 1421 01:32:23,434 --> 01:32:25,345 At least we have that in common. 1422 01:32:29,874 --> 01:32:35,551 Amelia, you know what Napoleon give to Josephine when he win Bavaria? 1423 01:32:37,234 --> 01:32:38,747 No. 1424 01:32:38,834 --> 01:32:40,825 I show you. 1425 01:32:40,914 --> 01:32:42,825 [Footsteps] 1426 01:32:45,154 --> 01:32:47,065 Please. Please. 1427 01:32:50,834 --> 01:32:52,745 Sit. Please. 1428 01:33:03,794 --> 01:33:05,458 That was gift. 1429 01:33:05,459 --> 01:33:08,310 Napoleon to Josephine. 1430 01:33:08,394 --> 01:33:10,862 One thousand fountains. 1431 01:33:12,554 --> 01:33:14,067 You built this for me? 1432 01:33:14,154 --> 01:33:18,830 Please. Sit. Don't get wet. 1433 01:33:19,914 --> 01:33:21,825 [Viktor strains] 1434 01:33:28,194 --> 01:33:30,105 [Viktor] Come on. 1435 01:33:31,194 --> 01:33:33,469 Oh... [speaks Bulgarian] 1436 01:33:33,554 --> 01:33:34,623 It no work. 1437 01:33:34,714 --> 01:33:39,469 It should shoot, big water up to ceiling. 1438 01:33:40,834 --> 01:33:42,687 Just tell me the truth. 1439 01:33:42,688 --> 01:33:45,669 Did you escape from an institution? 1440 01:33:49,434 --> 01:33:51,345 [Amelia] Are you a criminal? 1441 01:33:54,314 --> 01:33:55,986 You're living here, Viktor. 1442 01:33:56,074 --> 01:33:57,975 You're living at Gate 67. 1443 01:33:57,976 --> 01:33:59,953 I just want to know why. 1444 01:34:00,034 --> 01:34:01,945 Here. I show you. 1445 01:34:13,274 --> 01:34:14,627 My father. 1446 01:34:14,714 --> 01:34:17,911 Viktor, please tell me your father isn't in that peanut can. 1447 01:34:25,034 --> 01:34:26,945 This is jazz. 1448 01:34:33,154 --> 01:34:35,873 My father, Dimitar Asenov Navorski, 1449 01:34:35,954 --> 01:34:40,630 see this photograph in Hungarian newspaper 1958. 1450 01:34:41,794 --> 01:34:44,388 He say he look at photograph for seven days. 1451 01:34:44,474 --> 01:34:46,385 Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday... 1452 01:34:46,874 --> 01:34:48,785 Who are they? 1453 01:34:48,954 --> 01:34:52,390 Count Basie, Dizzy Gillespie, Thelonious Monk, Sonny Rollins, 1454 01:34:52,474 --> 01:34:54,385 Art Blakey, Max Kaminsky. 1455 01:34:54,474 --> 01:34:56,829 57 of them all together. 1456 01:34:56,914 --> 01:35:01,271 After looking at photograph for seven days, my father has idea. 1457 01:35:01,354 --> 01:35:06,189 He begin to write letters to club, Lickety Split, Snookie's Sugar Bowl. 1458 01:35:06,274 --> 01:35:09,494 He ask the nuns to write English. 1459 01:35:09,495 --> 01:35:11,348 Hundreds letters. 1460 01:35:11,434 --> 01:35:13,345 And then he wait. 1461 01:35:14,234 --> 01:35:17,909 He wait month, week, year. 1462 01:35:17,994 --> 01:35:20,906 My father wait 40 year. 1463 01:35:25,234 --> 01:35:27,464 And they all sign names. 1464 01:35:30,434 --> 01:35:32,425 One by one. 1465 01:35:47,474 --> 01:35:51,945 They all write their name and send it to my father. 1466 01:35:58,154 --> 01:36:00,065 All but not one. 1467 01:36:01,954 --> 01:36:03,672 Benny Golson. 1468 01:36:07,114 --> 01:36:09,025 Saxophone. 1469 01:36:09,114 --> 01:36:14,188 My father die before Benny Golson write his name and send to my father. 1470 01:36:14,274 --> 01:36:16,366 So I make him promise. 1471 01:36:16,367 --> 01:36:17,983 I keep promise. 1472 01:36:21,714 --> 01:36:26,993 I promise I will go New York, find Benny Golson, 1473 01:36:27,074 --> 01:36:29,872 have him write name to put in can. 1474 01:36:30,714 --> 01:36:34,389 And you've been living here so you could do this for your father? 1475 01:36:35,074 --> 01:36:36,985 Maybe I think he do it for me. 1476 01:36:42,834 --> 01:36:46,509 You say you are waiting for something. 1477 01:36:47,834 --> 01:36:50,249 And I say to you, "Yes, yes. 1478 01:36:50,250 --> 01:36:51,543 We all wait". 1479 01:36:54,914 --> 01:36:56,825 What are you waiting for? 1480 01:36:58,834 --> 01:37:02,873 You. I wait for you. 1481 01:37:57,594 --> 01:37:58,868 What? 1482 01:38:03,234 --> 01:38:05,304 The war is over. 1483 01:38:05,394 --> 01:38:08,943 ... the right-wing military coup that ousted President Vagobagin... 1484 01:38:09,034 --> 01:38:12,231 [all sing the Krakozhian National Anthem in Bulgarian] 1485 01:38:34,354 --> 01:38:35,683 All right, everybody. 1486 01:38:35,684 --> 01:38:37,391 Let's raise your glasses. 1487 01:38:37,474 --> 01:38:41,228 Let's have a toast to my friend, Viktor "The Goat". 1488 01:38:41,314 --> 01:38:43,225 - [Bleats] - [All bleat] 1489 01:38:43,314 --> 01:38:45,384 May he never lose his country again. 1490 01:38:46,074 --> 01:38:47,507 Krakozhia! 1491 01:38:47,594 --> 01:38:51,348 Amelia! You here early! 1492 01:38:51,434 --> 01:38:53,584 Hello. Amelia, look. 1493 01:38:53,674 --> 01:38:54,958 Peace, peace in the war. 1494 01:38:54,959 --> 01:38:56,188 The war, peace. Come. 1495 01:38:56,274 --> 01:38:59,072 See, the war, the war Krakozhia is over. 1496 01:38:59,154 --> 01:39:01,748 Peace. The war is over. 1497 01:39:05,434 --> 01:39:07,666 You know my friend in Washington. 1498 01:39:07,667 --> 01:39:08,585 Yes, yes. 1499 01:39:08,674 --> 01:39:11,347 He has a lot of connections. Here. 1500 01:39:11,434 --> 01:39:13,072 It's a pass, Viktor. 1501 01:39:13,154 --> 01:39:15,907 A one-day travel emergency visa with your name on it. 1502 01:39:15,994 --> 01:39:17,666 - Wha... Visa? - Yes. 1503 01:39:17,754 --> 01:39:19,824 - From your friend? - Yeah. 1504 01:39:19,914 --> 01:39:23,748 Just go to New York, find that last name and put it in the can. 1505 01:39:24,514 --> 01:39:25,138 I go New York? 1506 01:39:25,139 --> 01:39:25,633 Yes. 1507 01:39:25,674 --> 01:39:27,153 I go New York! 1508 01:39:27,234 --> 01:39:29,111 [All cheer] 1509 01:39:34,954 --> 01:39:36,361 Amelia, you come with. 1510 01:39:36,362 --> 01:39:38,344 You come with me to New York. 1511 01:39:41,274 --> 01:39:45,950 Your friend do this for me? Why he do this for me? 1512 01:39:47,834 --> 01:39:49,745 He did it for me. 1513 01:39:51,674 --> 01:39:54,033 I told you to stay away from me, Viktor. 1514 01:39:54,034 --> 01:39:55,587 But you didn't understand. 1515 01:39:55,674 --> 01:39:57,167 I think you were confused. 1516 01:39:57,168 --> 01:39:59,349 No, I confused about everything. 1517 01:39:59,434 --> 01:40:01,948 I not confused... Not this. Not this. 1518 01:40:04,074 --> 01:40:07,703 I'm sorry. I'm running late. 1519 01:40:07,794 --> 01:40:10,752 Amelia. Why you go? Why you go? 1520 01:40:12,194 --> 01:40:15,504 You know what Napoleon gave Josephine as a wedding present? 1521 01:40:15,594 --> 01:40:17,550 It was a gold locket. 1522 01:40:17,634 --> 01:40:20,831 And on the inside, he made an inscription. 1523 01:40:25,394 --> 01:40:27,385 "Destiny". 1524 01:40:30,034 --> 01:40:31,945 Destiny. 1525 01:40:34,114 --> 01:40:37,231 ... rejoice in the streets as well as in their local taverns. 1526 01:40:37,314 --> 01:40:41,944 The Krakozhian flag waved goodbye from high atop the parliament buildings. 1527 01:40:42,034 --> 01:40:43,990 It is a clear sign of the power... 1528 01:40:46,034 --> 01:40:48,707 - Hey, baby. - Hi. 1529 01:40:49,474 --> 01:40:50,748 I missed you. 1530 01:40:53,754 --> 01:40:55,665 Come on. 1531 01:41:07,954 --> 01:41:09,433 Next. 1532 01:41:10,154 --> 01:41:12,065 Viktor. 1533 01:41:13,914 --> 01:41:17,224 Hello, Delores. How I am today? 1534 01:41:18,154 --> 01:41:20,110 What do you have here? 1535 01:41:24,074 --> 01:41:25,985 What do you have here? 1536 01:41:35,354 --> 01:41:37,390 Oh, no. It's not signed. 1537 01:41:38,914 --> 01:41:40,666 What? 1538 01:41:40,754 --> 01:41:43,427 This is a one-day emergency travel visa. 1539 01:41:43,514 --> 01:41:47,871 To validate authenticity, it needs to be signed by the supervising officer. 1540 01:41:48,474 --> 01:41:50,385 Dixon? 1541 01:41:50,514 --> 01:41:51,663 Yes. 1542 01:41:51,754 --> 01:41:54,348 Dixon. 1543 01:41:57,714 --> 01:42:01,468 The war in my country is over. 1544 01:42:02,554 --> 01:42:07,309 Yeah. I know. Congratulations. 1545 01:42:07,394 --> 01:42:09,271 It's strange, isn't it, Viktor? 1546 01:42:10,354 --> 01:42:12,629 When you wait so long for one thing? 1547 01:42:13,674 --> 01:42:15,904 One tiny moment. 1548 01:42:15,994 --> 01:42:18,508 I had that moment today, too. 1549 01:42:18,594 --> 01:42:20,744 You see this badge? 1550 01:42:20,834 --> 01:42:24,509 This badge means that I was made CBP Field Commissioner. 1551 01:42:24,594 --> 01:42:29,384 It means that my authority over the security of this airport is absolute. 1552 01:42:30,754 --> 01:42:33,029 Your ticket and your passport. 1553 01:42:35,554 --> 01:42:37,863 It's time for you to go home. 1554 01:42:41,674 --> 01:42:45,144 Officer Waylin, please show Mr Navorski into the terminal 1555 01:42:45,234 --> 01:42:48,032 and make sure he does not miss his flight. 1556 01:42:48,114 --> 01:42:50,025 Goodbye, Viktor, and good luck. 1557 01:43:00,234 --> 01:43:02,190 I think I want go New York City. 1558 01:43:04,514 --> 01:43:06,505 Don't make this difficult, Viktor. 1559 01:43:06,594 --> 01:43:09,427 I no more "unacceptable". 1560 01:43:09,514 --> 01:43:11,345 I told you this is over. 1561 01:43:11,346 --> 01:43:12,870 I go New York. 1562 01:43:15,434 --> 01:43:17,345 Are you sure you want to do that? 1563 01:43:19,114 --> 01:43:21,025 I go New York City now. 1564 01:43:25,754 --> 01:43:30,987 Part of my job is to get rid of undesirables, and there are quite a few. 1565 01:43:32,154 --> 01:43:34,622 Like this guy, Joe Mulroy. I think you know him. 1566 01:43:34,714 --> 01:43:38,707 He's been here for 20 years, but he's been running an after-hour poker game. 1567 01:43:38,794 --> 01:43:40,750 Bringing in liquor and marijuana. 1568 01:43:40,834 --> 01:43:43,002 Poor guy's going to lose his pension. 1569 01:43:43,003 --> 01:43:44,713 And I think he has kids, too. 1570 01:43:44,794 --> 01:43:45,829 Yep. 1571 01:43:45,914 --> 01:43:48,577 And then there's this guy, Enrique Cruz. 1572 01:43:48,578 --> 01:43:50,590 I think you also know Enrique. 1573 01:43:50,674 --> 01:43:55,464 Enrique has been letting people into the food preparation area. 1574 01:43:55,554 --> 01:43:57,431 That's a major security breach. 1575 01:43:57,514 --> 01:43:59,550 The poor guy, I think he's a newlywed. 1576 01:43:59,634 --> 01:44:01,590 But I'm going to have to let him go. 1577 01:44:01,674 --> 01:44:04,521 And then there's Gupta Rajan. 1578 01:44:04,522 --> 01:44:06,190 He's a janitor. 1579 01:44:06,274 --> 01:44:10,586 But he's wanted for assaulting a police officer back in India in 1979. 1580 01:44:11,994 --> 01:44:14,064 I'll have to deport him. 1581 01:44:14,154 --> 01:44:16,065 I will go home. 1582 01:44:16,994 --> 01:44:19,003 I'm sorry. What did you say? 1583 01:44:19,004 --> 01:44:20,509 I will go home. 1584 01:44:20,594 --> 01:44:22,505 Leave them alone. I will go. 1585 01:44:23,274 --> 01:44:24,866 - Today. - Yes. 1586 01:44:24,954 --> 01:44:27,866 If you don't get on that plane, they're all gone. 1587 01:44:27,954 --> 01:44:29,058 Do you understand? 1588 01:44:29,059 --> 01:44:29,672 Yes. 1589 01:44:29,754 --> 01:44:31,474 OK. Good. 1590 01:44:32,874 --> 01:44:34,671 [Tannoy] Your attention please. 1591 01:44:34,754 --> 01:44:40,386 Immediate boarding, gate B-20, for flight number 309 Air Canada to Ottawa. 1592 01:44:42,474 --> 01:44:44,624 [Tannoy: Repeats message in French] 1593 01:44:44,714 --> 01:44:45,988 I don't believe you. 1594 01:44:46,074 --> 01:44:47,942 Viktor, you don't have to do this. 1595 01:44:47,943 --> 01:44:49,544 You can fight these guys. 1596 01:44:49,634 --> 01:44:50,393 We'll help you. 1597 01:44:50,394 --> 01:44:52,467 Viktor, come on. I owe you so much. 1598 01:44:52,554 --> 01:44:53,715 Please let me help you. 1599 01:44:53,716 --> 01:44:55,432 This is your friend talking. 1600 01:44:55,514 --> 01:44:56,939 We're all your friends. 1601 01:44:56,940 --> 01:44:58,426 We're your family now. 1602 01:45:02,794 --> 01:45:03,783 Gupta. 1603 01:45:03,874 --> 01:45:05,387 Goodbye. 1604 01:45:05,474 --> 01:45:08,272 You try to fool us. 1605 01:45:08,354 --> 01:45:12,745 You make us to think you would walk out, that you will fight with them. 1606 01:45:12,834 --> 01:45:14,472 Why don't you fight? 1607 01:45:14,554 --> 01:45:16,374 The war is over. 1608 01:45:16,375 --> 01:45:19,105 Then go. Get lost. 1609 01:45:19,194 --> 01:45:23,551 Get lost. Go home and tell them you never made it. 1610 01:45:23,634 --> 01:45:27,468 You come this close to America, 1611 01:45:27,554 --> 01:45:31,593 but you don't have the courage to go from here to here. 1612 01:45:33,034 --> 01:45:34,706 You are a coward. 1613 01:45:34,794 --> 01:45:37,467 The plane is on time. 1614 01:45:37,554 --> 01:45:39,784 You are a coward. 1615 01:45:40,394 --> 01:45:42,783 You are a coward! 1616 01:45:42,874 --> 01:45:44,466 You make me sick! 1617 01:45:44,554 --> 01:45:46,682 What's wrong with you, man? 1618 01:45:46,683 --> 01:45:47,785 Settle down. 1619 01:45:47,874 --> 01:45:51,628 Got people looking all around, looking at me like I'm... [sighs] 1620 01:45:53,874 --> 01:45:55,273 Look at me. 1621 01:45:56,034 --> 01:45:57,945 Come on, look at me. 1622 01:46:00,074 --> 01:46:01,985 [Sighs] 1623 01:46:02,434 --> 01:46:04,550 There's something you should know. 1624 01:46:04,634 --> 01:46:06,545 [Whistles] 1625 01:46:08,314 --> 01:46:11,351 [Tannoy] Ladies and gentlemen, United Airlines Flight 865 1626 01:46:11,434 --> 01:46:14,790 from Krakozhia has landed and is now taxiing to the gate. 1627 01:46:14,874 --> 01:46:18,423 For those passengers holding tickets for Flight 866 to Krakozhia, 1628 01:46:18,514 --> 01:46:20,948 we expect departure to be on schedule. 1629 01:46:36,194 --> 01:46:38,071 [Officer] Get back, please. 1630 01:46:47,554 --> 01:46:48,748 Gupta. 1631 01:47:00,514 --> 01:47:02,391 Gupta! 1632 01:47:30,754 --> 01:47:32,904 [Siren] 1633 01:47:32,994 --> 01:47:34,905 I am going home. 1634 01:47:39,234 --> 01:47:41,190 Get lost. 1635 01:47:51,754 --> 01:47:53,665 [Tannoy] Your attention, please. 1636 01:47:53,754 --> 01:47:58,589 Flight 866 to Krakozhia will be delayed until further notice. 1637 01:47:58,674 --> 01:48:01,142 [Guns cock] 1638 01:48:06,714 --> 01:48:09,274 Do you have an appointment? 1639 01:48:11,514 --> 01:48:14,187 Somebody tell me what the hell is going on down there! 1640 01:48:17,074 --> 01:48:18,985 We're right behind you. 1641 01:48:23,074 --> 01:48:24,427 Viktor's leaving. 1642 01:48:38,794 --> 01:48:40,299 Monica, Viktor's leaving. 1643 01:48:40,300 --> 01:48:42,104 I know. He's going home. 1644 01:48:42,194 --> 01:48:44,583 He's going for the front door, out to the city. 1645 01:48:44,674 --> 01:48:46,153 What? 1646 01:48:55,274 --> 01:48:57,230 Viktor. Remember us. 1647 01:48:57,314 --> 01:48:59,828 From the Discovery Store, I want to give you this. 1648 01:48:59,914 --> 01:49:01,029 It's good luck. 1649 01:49:01,114 --> 01:49:03,025 A digital camera for cousin Katia. 1650 01:49:03,114 --> 01:49:06,709 I don't know where you're going, but these will keep your feet warm. 1651 01:49:15,474 --> 01:49:16,582 Everybody in position? 1652 01:49:16,583 --> 01:49:17,942 [Thurman] We're here. 1653 01:49:18,034 --> 01:49:19,433 Secure the door. 1654 01:49:19,514 --> 01:49:21,425 [All talk at once] 1655 01:49:31,074 --> 01:49:32,985 [Waylin] Sorry, Viktor. 1656 01:49:36,234 --> 01:49:37,349 Take him, Judge. 1657 01:49:38,714 --> 01:49:41,911 Hold it, Viktor. Take it easy. 1658 01:49:43,474 --> 01:49:45,544 You see those doors? 1659 01:49:45,634 --> 01:49:48,102 Those are the entry doors to New York City. 1660 01:49:48,194 --> 01:49:51,504 To the United States of America. Turn around. 1661 01:50:00,914 --> 01:50:04,270 It's snowing in the city and you're going to need that. 1662 01:50:08,074 --> 01:50:09,063 Good luck. 1663 01:50:09,954 --> 01:50:12,787 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. 1664 01:50:12,874 --> 01:50:14,432 Oh, no. Oh, no. No, no. 1665 01:50:14,514 --> 01:50:15,833 I'm going to miss you. 1666 01:50:15,914 --> 01:50:18,109 Try not to get stuck wherever you're going. 1667 01:50:18,194 --> 01:50:20,071 Arrest him! Arrest him! 1668 01:50:20,154 --> 01:50:22,907 Goddammit! 1669 01:50:44,714 --> 01:50:46,625 [Car horns] 1670 01:51:05,794 --> 01:51:07,386 Taxi! 1671 01:51:19,754 --> 01:51:20,982 Thank you. 1672 01:51:59,314 --> 01:52:01,623 Where you go? 1673 01:52:01,714 --> 01:52:06,583 161 Lexington. Please take Van Wyck Expressway to Queensboro Bridge. 1674 01:52:06,674 --> 01:52:08,153 It's faster than BQE. 1675 01:52:08,234 --> 01:52:09,233 Where you from? 1676 01:52:09,234 --> 01:52:11,431 Krakozhia. Viktor Navorski. 1677 01:52:11,514 --> 01:52:13,744 I'm Goran. Albania. 1678 01:52:13,834 --> 01:52:16,548 When do you come to New York? 1679 01:52:16,549 --> 01:52:17,952 Thursday. 1680 01:52:26,834 --> 01:52:31,783 You want us to block the south exit and have AP sweep every vehicle? 1681 01:52:32,754 --> 01:52:34,665 Sir? 1682 01:52:38,714 --> 01:52:40,784 5.30 from Tokyo just landed. 1683 01:52:40,874 --> 01:52:43,040 Got two planes on the tarmac. 1684 01:52:43,041 --> 01:52:44,833 Barcelona on approach. 1685 01:52:44,914 --> 01:52:48,190 The night is young and 1500 people are headed our way. 1686 01:52:50,434 --> 01:52:53,551 Everybody inside. Everybody inside. 1687 01:52:53,634 --> 01:52:55,033 Come on, let's go. 1688 01:52:55,114 --> 01:52:56,467 Let's go. 1689 01:53:02,114 --> 01:53:04,025 [Car horns] 1690 01:53:24,874 --> 01:53:26,834 Are you checking in, sir? 1691 01:53:26,835 --> 01:53:29,265 No, no. I don't check in. 1692 01:53:29,354 --> 01:53:31,106 I want to go to this place, please. 1693 01:53:31,194 --> 01:53:33,264 The lobby lounge is around the corner. 1694 01:53:33,354 --> 01:53:37,233 They have happy hour specials and live music. Do you like jazz? 1695 01:53:37,314 --> 01:53:39,225 [Benny Golson] The monitor's off. 1696 01:53:44,034 --> 01:53:48,152 [Benny] The piano's OK. A little more bass. More bass from the monitor. 1697 01:53:51,954 --> 01:53:55,663 Let's do Killer Joe. It worked all right last night. 1698 01:53:55,754 --> 01:53:58,552 - Yes? - You are Benny Golson? 1699 01:53:58,634 --> 01:54:00,943 Yeah. Yes, I am. 1700 01:54:02,114 --> 01:54:04,715 Benny Golson, I am Viktor Navorski. 1701 01:54:04,716 --> 01:54:06,232 I am from Krakozhia. 1702 01:54:06,314 --> 01:54:11,672 My father, Dimitar Asenov Navorski, was great, great fan of your music. 1703 01:54:11,754 --> 01:54:15,110 A jazz fan. Fantastic. 1704 01:54:15,194 --> 01:54:18,391 Would you sign your name, please? 1705 01:54:18,474 --> 01:54:20,361 Can I do it a little later? 1706 01:54:20,362 --> 01:54:22,387 We have to get started now. 1707 01:54:22,474 --> 01:54:24,192 - Just a minute. - I will wait. 1708 01:54:24,274 --> 01:54:26,185 OK. 1709 01:55:10,994 --> 01:55:12,985 [Distant siren] 1710 01:55:28,114 --> 01:55:29,991 Taxi! Taxi! 1711 01:55:51,554 --> 01:55:53,829 Where you want to go? 1712 01:55:56,394 --> 01:55:58,305 I am going home. 1713 01:55:58,350 --> 01:56:03,350 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� � 1714 01:56:03,350 --> 02:03:34,160 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� � Mobile - +919815899536 EMail - parminder222536@hotmail.com 1715 02:03:35,305 --> 02:03:41,320 OpenSubtitles.org require your login in mx player for uploading subtitles, please login now121643

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