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(Door shuts)
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- (Stuart) Do you want a drink?
- (Remote bleeps)
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- (Man) What have you got?
- Everything.
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l'll have a whisky.
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Must be nice, living on Canal Street.
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lt saves time.
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l've seen you round.
Are you two a couple or what?
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No. We go back years.
We were in school.
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So is this what you do then -
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threesomes?
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- First time.
- At your age?
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First time together.
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lf you two want to shag, l'm not just
an extra cock, if you know what l mean.
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Thing is, if he gets his kit off,
l'm just gonna be laughing.
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(Stuart) That's good sex.
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- Not much happening down there.
- Give it time.
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- (Mobile phone)
- Oh, sorry. Didn't switch it off.
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Hello?
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Oh, my God. When did that happen?
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(Sighs) Gotta go.
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So, what did they do?
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lt's my neighbour.
Someone's broken in downstairs.
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Yeah, l'm coming now.
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l'll have to check the flat.
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Fuck off, then.
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(Distant siren)
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(Quiet music, chatting)
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- Hey, how you doing, love?
- Jimmy Clifton, you owe me a tenner.
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- Oi, it's women on Tuesdays.
- Don't tell me, tell your wife.
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- Nice leathers, Hazel, must be boiling.
- lt's like a sauna in here.
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- Stuart Alan Jones.
- (Man) Jesus.
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You have a wank, l'll get the coffee.
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Hazel Tyler and guest.
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Vincent Tyler and guest.
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- Who's he gonna take instead of you?
- No, no chance.
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His sister's wedding, though. You know
what he's like in front of that lot.
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- Yeah, l do, a twat.
- So go with him.
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lt's a big do, loads of people.
You're not gonna look like a couple,
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if that's what bothers you.
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They've found Nathan.
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Nathan who?
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That's not all l've been told.
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Three of you last night.
Three of you left the club.
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You, Vince and the shag,
everyone's saying.
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So?
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Do us all a favour -
cut out the middle man.
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We've got the same dad. He married
this woman, Yvonne. l was about six.
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- She's loaded, Yvonne. She sells boats.
- What's the sister called?
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- Judith.
- Oh.
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There's a woman down our road
getting married. She's not called Judith.
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- (Rosalie) Do you get on?
- Hardly know her.
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- Why's that, then? Bad blood?
- No, she lives in Macclesfield.
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Er, if you're in the pub after work,
there's a couple of drinks on me.
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Sally's going to be there. We're
celebrating. We've just got engaged.
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Pass the word round.
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Wedding fever. Clever little bastard.
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You know Sally out of marketing?
We're engaged.
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l'll bet you he gets that job instead of me.
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Cos he gets married -
mortgage, kids, kitchen extension -
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and the company loves it.
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He might as well marry the shop.
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lt's promotion guaranteed
and he knows it. Bastard.
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Who gives a shit?
lt's a supermarket, Vince.
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- 'Thanks very much.'
- You don't mind? l'll be back by three.
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- Try and make it two, will you?
- (Whispers) Good boy.
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Oh, yeah. They've found Nathan.
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'Nathan who? Guess where
Graham and Sally first met?'
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Church. They took communion,
side by side.
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Just the games.
Don't mess with my work stuff.
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- OK.
- Right, don't make a mess.
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Thanks a million.
lf that's Vince, say hello.
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- That's Marie. She says hello.
- Hiya.
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'l've got the kids,
it's taking her forever to move.'
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- Personal call?
- No, it's the distributors.
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Right, l'll be in touch. Thanks.
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There's a memo on its way.
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Your interview's on the 14th.
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We've narrowed it down to two.
Yourself and Graham.
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Marvellous news about the engagement.
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Oh, l was chuffed to bits.
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l thought the company could pay
for drinks tonight. Make it a bit of a party.
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Mind you, it's a party every night
for you lot.
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- Uncle Stuart?
- Don't call me ''uncle''.
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Old men are called ''uncle''.
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This boy at school, he's selling
all his Tomb Raider stuff.
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25 quid.
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l thought l gave you a tenner last week.
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lt's good, this, l like Big Cock City.
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Nan and Grandad don't know, do they?
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You're a poof and they don't know.
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25 quid or l'm telling.
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- Benjamin, do you want chips?
- Yeah!
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Go to McTucky's on the corner and
get us some chips, whatever you want.
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My treat.
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That's 25 quid. lt won't cost that much.
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- Keep the change.
- l'll go with him.
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- No, you won't.
- l'll get millions of chips.
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Get off me! Get off me!
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Get off me! No!
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No! No! Get off me!
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Get off me!
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- (Toilet flushes)
- 25 quid of this, you fucker.
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Now clean yourself up,
we've got chips on the way.
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You're gonna pay. You're so gonna pay.
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l want 50 quid.
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A week, every week.
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Thomas. You've lost, now give it a rest.
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l'm telling my dad, cos he wants access.
My mum won't let him have access.
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Cos he's going to court.
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l'm telling him you touched me.
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Just then. You bloody touched me!
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You pervert! You bloody pervert!
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l want 50 quid.
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No, make it 100 quid.
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(Door slams)
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& We're gonna use it up
We're gonna wear it out
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& Ain't nothing left in this whole world
l care about... &
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You've been on answerphone all day.
What've you been up to?
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Nothing special, you know?
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Same old stuff.
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- What we doing?
- Start off in the Union? Same old stuff.
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(& Rick Astley:
Never Gonna Give You Up)
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Oh! Rick Astley. l love this.
l used to fuck toilet rolls thinking of him.
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- lt was Tommy Steele for me.
- Little White Bull.
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l remember you dribbling
in front of Dukes Of Hazzard.
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l thought,
''He's not looking at Daisy Duke.''
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l wanted to shag the second
Dukes of Hazzard.
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l fancied Boss Hogg.
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(Hazel) When it finished,
you were off to the toilet.
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- Mum!
- You can fancy them all you want
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but l've shagged someone famous.
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- No! Who?
- (All) Who?
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- Hiya.
- Piss off, Anakin Skywalker, we're busy.
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Who, you bastard? You're not moving
back to Hazel's, that room's mine.
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- Did you miss me?
- Have you been somewhere?
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Who was it? You never told me.
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- You're kidding.
- No.
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Did he still have the puppet?
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lrene Lonsdale, look at you.
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(Hazel) Did you leave your friend
lap dancing in London?
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Her mum won't let her out
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and she's making her change classes,
like it's all my fault.
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(Hazel) lt is your fault.
(Nathan) Yeah but...
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Yeah but what? Christ, you're an idiot.
What are you having?
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- Can of Breaker.
- You can have a Diet Coke and like it.
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- (Tuts)
- Look, they've got a G-A-Y at Paradise,
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Monday night. Should be good.
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- Can't. l'm going to a wedding.
- Since when?
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- Oh, all right, l'll go with the kid.
- No, no, that's brilliant. Thanks.
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Whose wedding?
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Family.
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Steady the buffers, boys, he's drunk.
Lock up your daughters.
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Leave your sons at the front door.
Here he is!
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- (Cheering, whooping)
- Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
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Pass me another boy, this one's split!
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(Man) Come on, give it some stick, girl.
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& The boys watch the girls
While the girls watch the boys
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& Who watch the girls go by
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& Eye to eye
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& They solemnly convene
to make the scene... &
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- How much do you need?
- Hundred quid?
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(Sighs) OK.
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l'm still paying the bill
for next door's dog.
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l'd ask Bernie
but they stopped his overtime.
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What about him? Useless bloody lodger.
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- He spends enough on vodka.
- Mm.
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- Reckon he needs it.
- & Eyes watch, girls walk
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& With tender loving care
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& We're keeping track of the fact
Watching them watching back
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& That makes the world go round... &
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- Heard you ran away.
- No. Just went to London for a bit.
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Didn't phone me.
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- & Music to watch girls by... &
- Had a great time Saturday.
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You missed it. Guess who l shagged?
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- & La la la la, la la la... &
- Yeah?
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He's good.
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- What time do you finish?
- Why?
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Why do you think?
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& Guy talk and ''girl talk''
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& lt happens everywhere
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& Eyes watch girls walk
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& With tender loving care
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& lt's keeping track of the fact
Watching them watching back
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& That makes the world go round... &
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- lt's just kids in here.
- What about him?
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Yeah, not bad. Do you like him?
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Not for me, for you.
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l thought it was, er, for both of us.
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Take him back to yours...
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l've gotta stick with Mum.
Gotta take Alexander home.
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Coward.
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His dad's had a stroke.
Speech gone, paralysed.
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Sounds bad. He might die.
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Good.
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Yeah.
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Midnight, got that?
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And look after the house.
No crack cocaine while l'm gone.
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Yes, milady.
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Just behave, all right?
None of your antics. Just behave.
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- That's you, that is.
- You, he means.
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- Just you behave.
- Behave yourself.
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(Woman) l'm telling you...
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- (& Vivaldi: The Four Seasons)
- Fantastic.
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Vince! Oh!
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Hey, l smell a free bar.
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- Look at you.
- Oh, my God, you look marvellous.
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- Oh, Hazel, oh!
- Oh!
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l thought you'd got lost.
Most of them have got lost.
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Oh, it's so nice to see you.
l'm so glad you came.
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Oh, and it's Stuart. Hello.
You handsome sod, come here.
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Oh, l'm so glad you came!
Adrian, he's here.
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Adrian!
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Might as well show him who's boss,
he can't escape now.
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He got my name wrong. The vicar.
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He called me Janet.
l couldn't stop laughing.
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Look, it's Vince, he came,
isn't that fantastic?
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- Oh, and you've met Hazel.
- Come here.
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lt's not often l get the chance.
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Congratulations.
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Oh, and you haven't met Stuart.
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l told you, remember?
Stuart's Vince's boyfriend.
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Adrian, Stuart. Stuart, Adrian.
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- A pleasure. Hello.
- Hello.
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- (Woman) Hiya, Judy!
- Suki! You came!
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Adrian, meet Suki, she's my best friend.
l haven't seen her for years.
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l'll go and find your dad.
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l never said that we're boyfriends.
She-she just...
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What?
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- Don't you dare.
- l bet you a thousand quid.
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Please. Don't shag
the bridegroom, please.
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Excuse me. Sorry. Mind your backs.
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Now, then.
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Ah. You.
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You're doing well,
your mother was saying.
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l'm going for this job, yeah.
They asked me to apply.
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lt's mine already. Deputy manager.
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- lt's good.
- Well, that's marvellous.
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l'm buying a house. Looking in Didsbury.
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00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,636
lt's smart, it's nice.
240
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:23,832
lf you need any help... l've paid all this
for Judith, l could chip in.
241
00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:26,434
l mean, you're not, er...
242
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:29,717
Well, you're never going to marry.
So, er...
243
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:32,951
Yeah, but Dad, she deserves it.
She's done so well.
244
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,235
Yes, but we've always had to push her.
245
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,436
You, you've made your own way.
246
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:40,751
'Ere, try that. lt's brandy, gin and vodka.
247
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:44,753
lt's called a Jill Dando.
One shot goes straight to your head.
248
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:55,353
- Adrian's nice.
- Yes, he's a good enough lad.
249
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:59,069
- We'll see, we'll see.
- Course, we might get a house together.
250
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,469
Cos Stuart's loaded.
He's got tons of money.
251
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:04,518
- Together?
- We've talked about it.
252
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,514
Judith always said the two of you were...
253
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:13,195
l said, ''They're just friends.''
She said, ''Don't be so daft.''
254
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:15,271
We'll see. Might change my mind.
255
00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:18,557
Well, like l said, if you need any help.
256
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:21,108
- He's rich.
- Well.
257
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:25,517
Cheers, then. Here's to you.
258
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:28,717
- To both of you.
- Cheers.
259
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,910
Been avoiding me?
260
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,593
No.
261
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:48,274
Still going down Canal Street?
262
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,716
What if l am?
263
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,436
Some right twats down there.
264
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,878
- Yeah.
- lt's all right, though.
265
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,996
lt's not bad.
266
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,640
- Got myself this boyfriend.
- Yeah?
267
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,154
Yeah. He's all right.
268
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,708
Yeah? Where's he from?
269
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,360
- Longsight.
- Oh, yeah?
270
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,395
He's a bit stupid. He'll do.
271
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,634
You missed your chance.
272
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,558
What's that mean?
273
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,632
- Nothing.
- What the fuck does that mean?
274
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,076
You're dead.
275
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:46,039
l remember the day Judith
first brought Adrian home.
276
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:48,270
Was he a good shag?
277
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,713
- (Whispers) l only had him the once.
- Hush.
278
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,512
- Middle of Piccadilly Gardens.
- Slut.
279
00:18:56,600 --> 00:19:00,832
- Well? There was a war on.
- Yeah. ln Vietnam.
280
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:04,595
- Yeah, but was he any good?
- Roger Bannister.
281
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,750
l'm trying to listen.
282
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,350
l was only 15.
283
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:17,514
Pervert. Older man taking advantage.
l mean, who'd sleep with a 15 year old?
284
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,876
Fair dues, though.
He did his bit, old Dudley.
285
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:25,669
l'd take Vince to Macclesfield.
At least he saw him.
286
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:27,716
Up your arse.
287
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:32,920
Only once or twice a year, that's all.
But at least he'd go and see him.
288
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,878
No matter what happened,
they were father and son.
289
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,349
Your dad might pop his clogs
any minute.
290
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:41,159
Up your arse. l'm not gonna see him.
291
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:45,756
- Comprendez-vous?
- Non. Je ne comprends pas.
292
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,956
Don't get fancy, lady.
293
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:54,156
She's nice, my mum. l mean, she's a bit
boring and that but she's all right.
294
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:57,759
Just don't talk about things, OK?
295
00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:00,229
- What's that mean, things?
- Things.
296
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:03,471
- What sort of things?
- You know what things. Sex and that.
297
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,677
Like l'd say, ''Nice fish fingers.
l'll shove them up me arse.''
298
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,990
- And you would.
- l will, then.
299
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:12,675
- Just don't.
- God. No wonder your dad left home.
300
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:17,629
And l work at the uni on weekends - bar
work and clearing up. lt's a right laugh.
301
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:20,359
- Any plans beyond that?
- Dunno. l love it.
302
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:23,716
lt's a laugh. l might go back to college.
Do night classes.
303
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,030
Since when?
304
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,678
l might.
305
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:32,949
- What for? Anything in particular?
- Dunno.
306
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:36,919
l loved history, Tudors and Stewarts.
l'm doing Mardi Gras this year.
307
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:41,073
l'm Marie Antoinette. Like ''Let them
eat cake.'' lt's gonna be fab.
308
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:44,789
- That's not Tudors and Stewarts.
- Big frocks, same difference.
309
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,440
We did fancy dress. l was Britney Spears.
310
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:52,275
l've done her. Hollywood Show Bar.
l had this wig, just like the video.
311
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:56,956
They love me in the Show Bar. Julia tried
to get me barred cos l broke a stool.
312
00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:00,794
But all the staff had a petition.
They love me.
313
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,836
(Dazz) You should put your hair up,
like that.
314
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,718
- Sorry about that.
- He's nice enough.
315
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,633
- Helen likes him.
- He doesn't half witter on.
316
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,029
Should have seen my first boyfriend.
317
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:18,873
He used to sit and read
Ordnance Survey maps.
318
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,394
You wouldn't see him as Britney Spears.
319
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:25,712
He puts it on. All those stories,
he hasn't done half of those things.
320
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:28,030
l worked that out for meself.
321
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:33,229
And he's never going to college.
He didn't even do GCSEs.
322
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,515
- He's a good-looking lad, though.
- Mm.
323
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,830
lt sort of fades after a bit.
324
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:44,270
Nathan, l know you're new to all this,
but you've got it the wrong way round.
325
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:49,639
- l'm supposed to be the one criticising.
- Yeah, but don't you think...
326
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,199
What?
327
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:56,349
- Don't you think he's a twat?
- That's one way of putting it.
328
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,955
And to be honest, you might as well
be going out with a girl.
329
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,871
Your decision.
330
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:05,589
Look. Helen says l'm the Pope.
Bless you, my children.
331
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,716
(Janice laughs)
332
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,075
Oh, God.
333
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,675
& Darling, there's no way out
Nothing can help me now
334
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,591
& Love's got a hold of my heart.. &
335
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:18,752
(Dudley) Must be a wonderful life,
Hazel, all those boys.
336
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:23,914
They're such good company. Never short
of a joke. Tremendous wit, all of them.
337
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,754
They're always smiling,
they're always laughing.
338
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,149
Yes, and they make such good pets.
339
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,632
(Sigh) Oh, my God, l'm knackered.
340
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,756
- Bloody long day.
- Yeah.
341
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,308
Oh, we heard last week
we got that house.
342
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:56,075
lt's got a great big garden
and it's got a tree. lt's lovely.
343
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:59,994
You'll have to come over.
Maybe at Christmas.
344
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,911
- Oh, can l nick a fag?
- Yeah.
345
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,993
Judith always says we should see Vince
more often. He's a nice bloke.
346
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,911
Good-looking.
347
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,878
- You think he's good-looking?
- Yeah.
348
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,076
That's not good-looking.
349
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,390
Judith was telling her friend Trisha,
350
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:21,632
''Wait until you see my brother,
he's really handsome. Such a waste.''
351
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,230
A waste?
352
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:28,357
Go on, what's a waste, exactly?
What is wasted?
353
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:32,399
- Hold on a minute.
- Oh, my God, back in a minute.
354
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:35,313
& A little bit of you
makes me your man... &
355
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:39,075
What, a waste of cock,
a waste of spunk, waste of a fuck, what?
356
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,434
And you're not wasted.
357
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:44,354
- You get vagina, you get Judith.
- Don't talk about her like that.
358
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,670
- Fucking the front is better.
- Listen...
359
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,557
Hiya. Want a drink?
360
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,197
That's not a waste.
361
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:56,397
You told every single one of them.
Boyfriends.
362
00:23:56,480 --> 00:24:00,837
- No, it's just cos we're always together.
- They don't think it by mistake.
363
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,956
You let 'em think it and you love it.
364
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,716
(& Slow ballad drifts out)
365
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,073
(DJ) And now it's one for all you lovers.
366
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,116
(& Patsy Cline: Crazy)
367
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,235
& Crazy... &
368
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:54,471
l could have had all this.
lf l'd stuck with him.
369
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,996
Nice house. Nice car.
None of that cutting out coupons.
370
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:02,198
- Bollocks. lt's the wife's money.
- Don't spoil a good story.
371
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,316
& Crazy
372
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,836
& Crazy for feeling so blue... &
373
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:12,196
One quick shag goes on for years.
374
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,271
Did you love him?
375
00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:16,191
No.
376
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,840
Just fancied him rotten.
377
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,309
Long time ago.
378
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:24,039
Look at them.
379
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:26,315
Two nodding dogs.
380
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,800
& And then someday... &
381
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,709
Did you never fancy Vince?
382
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,760
- You been drinking?
- l never drink.
383
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:44,238
l look at you, 14 years old,
hormones all over,
384
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:47,710
you'd have shagged a letter box,
but not him.
385
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,756
Nope.
386
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,115
You saying my son's ugly?
387
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,516
(Quietly) He's...
388
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,156
& Wonderin'... &
389
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,351
(Vince) You've gotta fancy him.
390
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,756
Never mind love.
391
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,434
Love can fuck off.
392
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,750
lf you fancy him,
393
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:13,071
there's blood,
there's a hard-on, if you just...
394
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,276
if you just love him...
395
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:21,435
& ..that my love could hold you
396
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:26,953
& l'm crazy for tryin'
397
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,076
& And crazy for cryin'... &
398
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:30,673
No blood.
399
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:36,073
& And l'm crazy for loving
400
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,916
& You... &
401
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,316
Just checking.
402
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:58,757
What about him?
Do you think he'd find enough blood?
403
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,877
(& Englebert Humperdinck:
Spanish Eyes)
404
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,076
Let's find out.
405
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,038
What does that mean? Find out what?
406
00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:13,559
& Blue Spanish eyes
407
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:21,749
& Teardrops are falling
from your Spanish eyes... &
408
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,193
Piss off.
409
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:30,678
& Please, please don't cry
410
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:40,071
& This is just adios and not goodbye
411
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:45,236
& Soon
412
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:48,517
& l'll return
413
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,832
& Bringing you all the love
414
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:59,756
& Your heart can hold
415
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:06,996
& Please, say si, si
416
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,634
& Say you and your Spanish eyes... &
417
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:15,669
Poor sods. They've gotta wake up
with each other every single day.
418
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,473
Give it six months. Your sex life's dead.
419
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,710
You'll never catch me doing that.
420
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,149
Do you fancy staying the night?
421
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,196
Bit expensive.
422
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,476
Might as well.
423
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:37,555
We could try again - a threesome.
424
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,552
That barman's been looking,
he's up for it.
425
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,596
Cut out the middleman.
426
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,717
& ..Spanish eyes... &
427
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,590
(Phone ringing)
428
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,793
(& Martine McCutcheon: Perfect Moment)
429
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:07,470
Well, that was quick. Only took 16 years.
430
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,917
Blimey.
431
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:27,948
You know what Phil used to say?
432
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,713
That you were saving me
for your old age.
433
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:37,234
- Assuming you'd want me.
- Assuming that, yeah.
434
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:40,998
Like one day you'd be past it.
435
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:46,074
You'd go down Canal Street and they'd
all be kids laughing at the sad old man.
436
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,958
And l'd be there waiting...apparently.
437
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,553
Long time to wait.
438
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:56,471
You'll be 30 soon.
439
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,318
Ancient.
440
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,517
So the day l shag you, l'm old?
441
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,556
According to Phil.
442
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,833
What the fuck did he know
about anything anyway?
443
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,239
Yeah.
444
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,831
Better get some sleep.
Long day tomorrow.
445
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,432
Yeah, me too.
446
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,109
(Mobile phone)
447
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,075
What is it now?
448
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:10,994
(Hazel) 'Hi, Vince.
l must have lost an earring last night.
449
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:15,358
- 'Are you still at the hotel?'
- Yeah. We're going to breakfast.
450
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:19,194
- What was it like?
- 'Er, sort of gold with bits on it...
451
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:24,308
- 'So...did you have a nice time?'
- Fantastic.
452
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:28,439
- And how was the room?
- Nice, yeah.
453
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:33,195
- Did you... Did you stay up late or...
- (Beeping)
454
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,192
- You've got call waiting.
- Hold on.
455
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,429
Yeah?
456
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,670
Hazel, fuck off!
457
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,634
Deputy manager. lt's so grown-up.
458
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:49,998
l keep fighting it off like l don't even
want the job, like l'm still a kid.
459
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:51,354
But l'm not.
460
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:55,069
There's only one good way of getting old
and that's with money.
461
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,390
You need money, you get promotion.
462
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,920
- Here he is.
- Don't suppose you have a kettle?
463
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,389
l told her, ''Put the kettle on top.''
464
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,597
l brought a flask of tea
and your father drank it all.
465
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,477
And he ate all the biscuits.
466
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,988
So you've come
to get your hands dirty?
467
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:30,399
Oh, yes.
468
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:42,239
God love them, they're bored to tears.
Go and play in the garden.
469
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:46,711
No, it's OK. lt's much more fun
round Uncle Stuart's flat.
470
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:50,349
That's a hint.
They're looking for a wide-screen TV.
471
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:53,352
No, it's not.
lt's cos all his mates come round.
472
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,874
That's nice. ls that Vince?
473
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,951
Yeah. Vince is one of 'em.
474
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:01,237
Your Granny's right.
Why don't you go out and play?
475
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,471
Lots of men. All the time.
476
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:08,837
- Stuart, help me with these shelves.
- l can't.
477
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,876
Of course you can. Come on.
478
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:15,112
We don't do hammers and nails or saws.
479
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,589
We do joints and screws
but it's different.
480
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,910
- Who does?
- Queers.
481
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,829
l'll get some sandwiches.
This kitchen needs organising.
482
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:27,990
Because l'm queer.
483
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,913
l'm gay. l'm homosexual.
484
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,713
l'm a poof. l'm a poofter. l'm a ponce.
485
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:40,874
l'm a bum-boy, batty-boy,
backside artist, bugger. l'm bent.
486
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:44,839
l am the arse bandit, l lift those shirts.
487
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:50,237
l'm a faggot-arsed, fudge-packing,
shit-stabbing uphill gardener.
488
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:54,836
l dine at the downstairs restaurant,
l dance at the other end of the ballroom.
489
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,832
l'm Moses
and the parting of the red cheeks.
490
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:02,118
l fuck and l'm fucked.
l suck and l'm sucked.
491
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,997
l rim them and wank them
492
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:08,278
and every single man's
had the fucking time of his life.
493
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:11,397
And l'm not...a pervert.
494
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:18,112
lf there's one twisted bastard in this
family, it's this little blackmailer here.
495
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,356
So congratulations, Thomas.
496
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:26,119
l've just officially outed you.
497
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:38,799
All right, boys. Go outside and play.
498
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,633
- Outside.
- And just what have you been doing?
499
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:45,712
Come here.
What exactly have you been doing?
500
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,515
He's eight years old.
Ben is eight years old.
501
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,989
Oh, and, one more thing.
502
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,469
Did l mention l've got a baby?
503
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:01,836
(& Utopia: Feel The Need ln Me)
504
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,516
& Can't you see l'm talking?
505
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,632
& Yeah, yeah
506
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:23,958
& All right now
507
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,672
& Oh, oh... &
508
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,236
Knackered or what?
509
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,758
l suppose you're going
to be all responsible now?
510
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:41,389
- And you. All grown up.
- Getting older.
511
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,550
Are we gonna shag then?
512
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:48,873
l reckon there's still a few strangers
out there in need of a good shafting.
513
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:50,359
(Laughs)
514
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,315
Obviously it'll have a lounge.
515
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:02,518
Then it's got two bedrooms
where we can have guests staying over.
516
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:05,876
Look, there he is, Nick Tandy.
Look at him.
517
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:10,993
Wait a minute.
Any minute now. Here it is.
518
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:13,594
Best arse on planet Earth.
519
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:17,355
He was looking at me
that night in Via Fossa.
520
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,795
You'll be lucky.
521
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:22,678
Yeah. l might be, yeah.
522
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:27,155
- Where are we going?
- l'm going after Nick Tandy.
523
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:31,199
- What do you mean?
- lt's not like we're exclusive or anything.
524
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,874
- lt's not like we're anything.
- Since when?
525
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,428
l'm 16 next week. l'm getting old.
526
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:40,718
l can't waste time hanging around.
Look at that arse. lt's new.
527
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,918
- Well, you can fuck off, then!
- That's exactly what l'm doing!
528
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,237
& l need your only kiss
529
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:49,753
& To keep my heart in bliss
530
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:53,310
& You make me what l need to be
531
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:54,992
& Feel the need
532
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:59,153
& Oh, feel, feel the need in me... &
533
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:04,589
l'm doing a family meal
but he wants a party on Canal Street.
534
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:07,148
He's inviting the mob
from the youth group.
535
00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:10,038
- You've buggered this bike.
- Bugger it back.
536
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:14,910
He's coming round later. Says you know
the best places and l know nothing.
537
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:20,910
- Hello, stranger.
- lt's been quite a while. How are you?
538
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,433
Fine!
539
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,431
l haven't seen you for ages.
540
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:27,910
lt must be, what, six or seven years?
541
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,433
At least.
542
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:33,638
- l'm not interrupting anything, am l?
- No. Thought you'd pop by.
543
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:35,915
Two more mothers, we'd be selling jam.
544
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,235
Vince must have been, l don't know, 14.
545
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,754
And when did you know about Stuart?
546
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,796
About the same time.
547
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,950
l knew when Nathan was 1 1 .
548
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,270
l did.
549
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,316
When l'm on supply teaching,
550
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:56,235
you to into school and there's a boy just
sitting there and it's shining out of him.
551
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:00,073
Did you never think?
552
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,720
Must've done. l must've.
553
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,438
No. l don't think l did.
554
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:09,636
Stuart?
555
00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:14,840
Try not to think about the arse thing
and you'll be fine. People don't like that.
556
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,832
Well, l'm not trying it again.
557
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,115
The arse thing.
558
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,715
Janice Maloney!
559
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,758
- Not with Roy?
- Oh, yes, Mr High-And-Mighty.
560
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,671
l screamed the place down.
561
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:33,675
l told the neighbours the cat had fallen
off the landing and broke his neck.
562
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:40,559
l quite like it myself.
You can read a book at the same time.
563
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:46,676
Well, don't look at me.
lt's a foreign language.
564
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:50,196
There's lots to learn, Margaret. Still...
565
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,475
l've got Stuart to thank for that.
566
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,359
And did, erm...
567
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:59,795
With Nathan? Yes.
568
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:01,472
That's nice.
569
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,114
- What does Nathan do?
- He's a student.
570
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,395
Oh. What's he studying?
571
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,152
Your son, mostly.
572
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:12,755
- (Nathan) Hiya.
- Oh, shit, it's like a madhouse in here.
573
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,400
l'll tell him to sod off.
574
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:20,395
lt took ages to get home. The first bus
was full and l had to stand on the next.
575
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:25,399
Have you come to any decisions yet?
l think Via Fossa's best.
576
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,630
Look, we're a bit busy in here...
577
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:29,790
This is Nathan. My son.
578
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:34,271
lt's his birthday on Friday.
We're having a party.
579
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:35,793
His sixteenth.
580
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,956
(Dog barking)
581
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:57,711
This lunch thing
at your sister's next Sunday,
582
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:01,349
new house and everything,
what with the boys...
583
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,470
- lt's best if you give it a miss.
- Fine.
584
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:07,996
We just think,
your mother and l, it'd be best
585
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,036
if you're not there.
586
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:12,395
She's round at Romey's every other day,
587
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:15,517
so she gets plenty of chance
to see that little man.
588
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,795
So it's just me?
589
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:22,868
We'll get together next month. All of us.
590
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:24,757
Just give it a bit of time.
591
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:26,717
l might be busy.
592
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,155
lt's not as if we see you or anything.
593
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:34,558
Look, your mother's been all round,
she's been visiting...
594
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:39,031
For God's sake, she's trying
to make sense of it and can't.
595
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,190
Tell her to read a book.
596
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:45,193
And she thinks it's all her fault,
the way she brought you up.
597
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:49,193
l told her it just happens.
598
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,396
Some boys grow up to be...
599
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,995
bastards.
600
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,116
Well, l'll see myself out.
601
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:10,119
(Alexander) l don't care if he's dying.
Who gives a toss?
602
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:13,317
(Stuart) You're going to see your father.
We're all going.
603
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,869
Sorry we're late.
There was this queue by the ring road.
604
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:29,916
Anyway, thanks for phoning.
605
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:33,754
- How is he?
- Sleeping.
606
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:35,796
So, what, do you want me to wait?
607
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:41,352
l thought we could talk. There's a tea bar.
A few things to sort out. ln private.
608
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:52,559
Your father and l talked
about this last year.
609
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:56,599
lf the worst comes to the worst,
everything comes to me.
610
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,796
But there are precedents.
611
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,754
We thought you could sign this.
612
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:06,230
lt states you won't make a claim
for any inheritance.
613
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:08,439
Jesus.
614
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:12,559
- l don't want his money.
- No problem signing it, then.
615
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:13,868
There.
616
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:18,397
Read it first. Get yourself a lawyer.
That won't stand up in court.
617
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:20,675
l don't care.
618
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:24,671
And...there.
619
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:28,192
(Pen scratching paper)
620
00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:31,231
There you go.
621
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:32,799
Thanks, Mum.
622
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:40,754
There's no need.
You got my name. That's it. Done it.
623
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:43,229
Things to do. Tell him...
624
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,072
Tell him...
625
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,591
What?
626
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,156
Maybe next time.
627
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,791
- There's no point in making it worse.
- Coward!
628
00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:47,836
Bang!
629
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,229
& ..if you ever left me
630
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,880
& Tell me, how would l make it?
631
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,599
- The perfect threesome. l've found it.
- l'd rather have a wank.
632
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:57,636
Oh! Oh.
633
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:00,477
You, me and Nathan.
634
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,630
& l don't know what l'd do
635
00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:04,995
& lf you ever left me... &
636
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,193
Fly, my pretties, fly!
637
00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:15,435
- Piss off!
- Nathan, enough of that language.
638
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,829
Me? What about them?
639
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,595
Stupid fucking cunt!
640
00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:27,553
- You two are like a married couple.
- We're not shagging.
641
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:28,959
That's a married couple.
642
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:30,439
You're on your own.
643
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:31,919
Suits me.
644
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:36,278
You're just straight, Vince. You're
a straight man who fucks men, that's all.
645
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:41,990
& l don't know what l'd do
l don't know what l'd do
646
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:45,550
& l don't know what l'd do, do, do, do &
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