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E, E, E, E, E.
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Then I would go to, like, a G.
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And these are all
just power chords.
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Hey, how you doin'?
You're tuned in
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to Style Boyz Television.
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- I'm just sparking up.
- Style Boyz Radio!
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- Sparking up this French fry.
- Ah! Well, KFFFR.
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I am French fry guy.
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- Hello.
- No! French fry guy!
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- I am French fry guy.
- Not again!
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- Yeah! About to be!
- Style Boyz.
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- ♪ Me likey that ♪
- ♪ When a genie grants wishes ♪
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♪ About girls blowing kisses
and your mama doin' dishes ♪
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♪ Me likey that. ♪
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Okay, where to start.
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Ever since I was born,
I was dope.
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Honey!
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Oh, my gosh, sweetie!
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I loved music.
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And as soon as I could,
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I started a band
with my two best friends,
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Owen and Lawrence.
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The Style Boyz.
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Right away, people noticed us
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because our lyrics
were beautiful
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and insightful, poetic even.
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♪ You're a motherfuckin',
titty-suckin', two-ball bitch ♪
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♪ With a popcorn pussy
and a full-on dick ♪
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♪ Style Boyz in the house
and we give a fuck ♪
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♪ So whip out your nuts
and shut the fuck up! ♪
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The thing about the Style Boyz
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is that their chemistry
and their friendship
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was really authentic.
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You know, you could tell
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that they were really friends
with each other.
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They were hot.
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Before you knew it,
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we signed with a major label
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and put out our first single,
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"Karate Guy."
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♪ One, two, three, four ♪
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♪ I like to kick it ♪
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♪ I'm a karate guy ♪
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♪ Kia, kia ♪
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♪ Kia... ♪
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"Karate Guy."
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You kidding me, man?
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That song changed my life.
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♪ Now I'm in a cowboy hat ♪
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♪ Yeehaw, yeehaw ♪
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♪ Now I'm in a cowboy hat ♪
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♪ Yeehaw, yeehaw ♪
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♪ Now I'm in three cowboy hats ♪
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♪ Yeehaw. ♪
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Kid Contact, he handled
the beats and the music.
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Kid Brain, you know,
he did all the lyrics.
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And then Conner,
he was the charismatic one,
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the one who
brought it all together.
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You-you tell me
you didn't see him and say,
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"Yo, he's the star."
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Things definitely
started to get complicated.
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I couldn't help it
if the world chose me.
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- Take one.
- You want me to look here?
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Pretty funny, right?
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Be original,
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be fearless.
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I love my White Butt Jeans.
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As my star kept burning
brighter, some stood by me.
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Others couldn't take the heat.
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We broke up the next day.
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I went solo,
and Owen became my DJ.
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Lawrence quit
the music biz altogether.
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And our DJ Francis moved
to Japan to hunt dolphins,
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like a dickhead.
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But it turned out all of that
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was just a blessing in disguise,
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because it turned me
into Conner4Real.
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I dropped my first album,
and what can I say?
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It was a smash.
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And I owed it all to my fans,
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who I share everything with.
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Yo, brushing my teeth.
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Yo, I just ate a taco.
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It's Conner's Confessions:
Hoverboard Edition.
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Oh, fuck!
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Dude.
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Yo, just got my butt waxed.
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That shit hurt!
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He's painfully honest
with his fans,
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probably too honest, really.
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Like, but they love him for it.
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Yo.
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Just jacked it.
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Um, feeling pretty mellow
right now.
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- Doinkdedoink.
- Doinkdedoink!
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Doinkdedoink!
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- Doinkdedoink!
- Doinkdedoink!
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I think he's incredible.
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He really is the real deal.
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My fans and me,
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we're in love.
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My songs are love letters.
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And the arena is our bedroom.
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The stage...
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The stage is where we fuck.
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♪ Yep-yep-yep-yep, work-work-work-work ♪
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♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
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♪ Yep-yep-yep-yep,
work-work-work-work ♪
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♪ Watch out, watch out ♪
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It's Conner!
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♪ Bar none, I am ♪
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♪ The most humblest ♪
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♪ Number one at the top
of the humble list ♪
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♪ My apple crumble is by far
the most crumblest ♪
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♪ But I act like it tastes bad
out of humbleness ♪
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♪ The thing about me
that's so impressive ♪
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♪ Is how infrequently I mention
all of my successes ♪
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♪ I pooh-pooh it when girls say
that I should model ♪
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♪ My belly's full from
all the pride I swallow ♪
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♪ I've got it all,
and I'm getting more ♪
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- Adam Levine's hologram!
- ♪ But I never fall ♪
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♪ Beat 'em all ♪
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♪ 'Cause you know
I'm so humble ♪
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So expensive!
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- ♪ I'm so humble ♪ - I'm so...
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- ♪ I'm so humble ♪
- I'm so humble.
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♪ I'm not
your normal definition ♪
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♪ Of a rock star ♪
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♪ I don't complain
when my private jet is subpar ♪
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♪ Your mom's old, but I'll ask
if she's your sister ♪
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♪ People say I'm charming ♪
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♪ But-but I beg to differ ♪
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♪ I feel more humble than
Dikembe Mutombo ♪
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♪ After a stumble ♪
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♪ Left him covered
in a big pot of gumbo ♪
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♪ I guess, in a way,
being great ♪
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♪ Just is my weakness ♪
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♪ People say
I'm so unpretentious ♪
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♪ For a genius ♪
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♪ I've got it all,
and I'm getting more ♪
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♪ But I never fall,
beat 'em all ♪
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♪ 'Cause you know
I'm so humble ♪
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I say that with no ego!
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♪ I'm so humble... ♪
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♪ I'm so humble ♪
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♪ Yep-yep-yep-yep,
work-work-work-work ♪
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♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
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♪ Yep-yep-yep-yep,
work-work-work-work ♪
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♪ Watch out, watch out. ♪
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"I'm So Humble," I instantly
connected with that,
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because I'm probably the most
humble person that I know.
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Yeah, well, it's a pretty
exciting time right now.
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Conner's second album, his
second solo album, CONNquest,
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is dropping in two weeks.
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And then we go
on the world tour.
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- Harry, get in here, man.
- I've been Conner's manager
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since back with the Style Boyz.
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It used to be the four of us
riding around in a van,
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but, uh, with success,
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our family had to get
a little bit bigger.
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Sure, Conner surrounds himself
with people who are agreeable.
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I wouldn't call them yes men.
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Money!
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- Did it go in?
- Swish!
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Oh, it went in, it went in!
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You a murderer, son!
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Well, Conner currently
has 32 people
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on his personal payroll.
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He has a personal assistant,
a party coordinator,
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an ab trainer, basketball coach,
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an eyebrow specialist,
sneaker jockey,
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two umbrella wranglers,
a weed roller,
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a weed holder,
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a turtle sitter for Maximus,
scarf caddy,
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a guy who punches him in the nuts
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- so that he remembers where he came from...
- You're right.
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A perspective manipulator...
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Oh, that's a guy who's, uh,
slightly shorter than Conner
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who he pays
to stand near him at events
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to make him look taller.
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You know,
back in my high school days,
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I was in a band.
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You may heard of them...
called Tony! Toni! Toné! TonEe?
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We broke up
over creative differences.
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Each Tony had an exclamation
point after their name,
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and I thought my name
should have a question mark.
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So it would be
Tony! Toni! Toné! TonEe?
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In hindsight,
it was not my best decision.
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But that led me to Conner.
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So who's laughing now?
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There you go, buddy.
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Ow, dude.
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You bit me, Max.
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This is my best friend Maximus.
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My mom gave him to me
when I was nine years old.
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Like, right after my dad died.
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I feel like he's, like,
the closest thing
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I've ever had to, like,
a little brother or something.
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If I had, like, a mute brother
that was hella scaly.
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As a hatchling, the doctors said
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that he had been diagnosed
with soggy bones syndrome,
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and that he was not gonna
make it past, like, six months.
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But that was 20 years ago.
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You're my best friend.
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Don't tell Owen.
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Come on up here. This is
Owen's world right here.
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This is where I keep
all my gear.
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This is one of the earliest,
uh, synths I ever got.
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It's a DX7. This is a classic.
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Oh, in Conner's show? No, no.
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In Conner's show,
I just use this.
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Uh, it's a iPod.
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60 gigs, so, you know,
I can fit the entire show,
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and, uh, plus, like,
a bunch of dope audio books.
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You know?
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It was year three at Hogwarts,
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and Harry was worried
it would never get any easier.
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Harry P.
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You know, a lot of people
ask me that.
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They say, like, "Is it weird"
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"for you to be playing
the background now?
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'Cause, you know,
you used to be in Style Boyz."
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And I always say,
"No, man, not at all, man,
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'cause I-I could never do
what Conner does, you know?"
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Look, I'm a perfectionist.
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My first album sold
four million copies.
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So this one has to sell more.
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And that's why I take this
so seriously, you know?
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And I-I live for this music.
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And...
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It can't go away.
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That's why I personally wrote
every song on this record,
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and I used over 100 producers
for just 17 tracks
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to guarantee
that they're all hits.
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I made a lot of the beats
on the first record,
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but on this one, Conner said
he really wanted to branch out.
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It's good for him to grow,
you know?
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And, also, I played him
a bunch of my beats,
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and he was like, "No."
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What's up, y'all?
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Got a hot new single coming.
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And it addresses
some social issues
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that I think are being ignored.
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So keep your eyes peeled
for that.
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We're gonna be
surprise releasing it
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next Thursday at noon.
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Uh, and that's it.
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Discrimination.
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It ain't right.
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♪ I'm not gay, but if I was ♪
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♪ I would want equal rights ♪
252
00:09:53,943 --> 00:09:55,843
♪ I'm not gay, but if I were ♪
253
00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,478
♪ I would marry who I like ♪
254
00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,180
♪ It's not fair, I'm not gay ♪
255
00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:00,947
♪ That the government
has a say ♪
256
00:10:00,949 --> 00:10:02,950
♪ In who can love who, not gay ♪
257
00:10:02,952 --> 00:10:04,918
♪ Or to which god you can pray,
I'm not gay ♪
258
00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:06,220
♪ It gets me so angry ♪
259
00:10:06,222 --> 00:10:08,154
♪ On behalf of them,
I feel passionate ♪
260
00:10:08,156 --> 00:10:10,090
♪ Not gay, so I pray for them ♪
261
00:10:10,092 --> 00:10:11,524
♪ And I say for them,
we need to make a change ♪
262
00:10:11,526 --> 00:10:13,326
♪ Not gay,
I see it clear as day ♪
263
00:10:13,328 --> 00:10:15,061
♪ This area is not gray,
titties ♪
264
00:10:15,063 --> 00:10:17,031
♪ We need equality
and for all to see ♪
265
00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,998
♪ That this is the new way,
not gay ♪
266
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,466
♪ Just seems, not gay,
wrong, not gay ♪
267
00:10:20,468 --> 00:10:22,202
♪ That no one seems
to care, sports ♪
268
00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:24,171
♪ We can't continue to pretend ♪
269
00:10:24,173 --> 00:10:26,907
- ♪ This, not gay, madness has
to end, not gay ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪
270
00:10:26,909 --> 00:10:28,609
- ♪ I was born this way ♪
- ♪ Straight ♪
271
00:10:28,611 --> 00:10:30,411
- ♪ You were born your way ♪
- ♪ Gay ♪
272
00:10:30,413 --> 00:10:32,213
♪ Gay or straight,
straight or gay ♪
273
00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:34,047
- ♪ It's all okay ♪ - ♪ Sure ♪
274
00:10:34,049 --> 00:10:35,883
- ♪ It's time to make a change ♪
- ♪ Yes ♪
275
00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,618
- ♪ Time to stop the hate ♪
- ♪ Uh ♪
276
00:10:37,620 --> 00:10:40,053
- ♪ 'Cause who you are is beautiful ♪
- ♪ Not gay ♪
277
00:10:40,055 --> 00:10:41,589
♪ Not gay, lyin' in bed ♪
278
00:10:41,591 --> 00:10:43,423
♪ Next to ten beautiful girls,
all straight ♪
279
00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:45,258
♪ And while I made love
to every one of them ♪
280
00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:47,228
♪ I was thinking
about the world, hot wings ♪
281
00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,028
♪ True love trumps all,
Predator ♪
282
00:10:49,030 --> 00:10:51,031
♪ Flying kicks, not gay,
big watch, not gay ♪
283
00:10:51,033 --> 00:10:52,498
♪ Missionary, "One Love,"
gym socks, nunchucking ♪
284
00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:55,201
♪ Not gay, lighter fluid, HD,
ninja, world peace ♪
285
00:10:55,203 --> 00:10:57,037
♪ Four-wheel drive,
gay marriage, love beav ♪
286
00:10:57,039 --> 00:10:58,939
♪ Free love, golf club,
two guys, not gay ♪
287
00:10:58,941 --> 00:11:00,608
♪ Rainbow, muff dive,
Harvey Milk, Sean Penn ♪
288
00:11:00,610 --> 00:11:03,109
♪ Not gay, drum solo,
courtside seats, safe sex ♪
289
00:11:03,111 --> 00:11:05,012
♪ One-arm pushups,
Lynyrd Skynyrd ♪
290
00:11:05,014 --> 00:11:06,547
♪ I'm not gay, I'm not gay ♪
291
00:11:06,549 --> 00:11:09,048
♪ I'm not, not, n-not,
n-not gay, I'm not gay ♪
292
00:11:09,050 --> 00:11:11,118
- ♪ I was born this way ♪
- ♪ I'm straight ♪
293
00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,887
- ♪ You were born your way ♪
- ♪ You're gay ♪
294
00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:14,321
♪ Gay or straight,
straight or gay ♪
295
00:11:14,323 --> 00:11:16,090
- ♪ It's all okay ♪
- ♪ And now it's time ♪
296
00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,590
- ♪ For sexual freedom for all ♪
- ♪ It's time to make a change ♪
297
00:11:17,592 --> 00:11:19,292
- ♪ Sexual freedom for all ♪
- ♪ Time to stop the hate ♪
298
00:11:19,294 --> 00:11:21,027
- ♪ Sexual freedom for all... ♪
- ♪ 'Cause you are ♪
299
00:11:21,029 --> 00:11:22,263
- ♪ Sexual freedom for all ♪
- ♪ Is beautiful ♪
300
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:23,430
♪ Not gay. ♪
301
00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:24,965
He's writing this song
302
00:11:24,967 --> 00:11:26,966
for gay marriage.
303
00:11:26,968 --> 00:11:28,534
You know, like it's not allowed.
304
00:11:28,536 --> 00:11:29,839
It's allowed now.
305
00:11:31,340 --> 00:11:32,973
Usually, I don't like
306
00:11:32,975 --> 00:11:35,542
to read reviews, but...
307
00:11:35,544 --> 00:11:37,244
I'm just excited.
308
00:11:37,246 --> 00:11:38,646
Like, I can't, I can't wait.
309
00:11:38,648 --> 00:11:40,446
I want to know
how people feel about it,
310
00:11:40,448 --> 00:11:43,050
and I want to know
how much they love it, so...
311
00:11:43,052 --> 00:11:44,450
uh, here we go.
312
00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:46,621
Um...
313
00:11:49,257 --> 00:11:51,292
Well, it's Pitchfork, it's...
314
00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,395
They gave it a negative review.
315
00:11:54,664 --> 00:11:57,498
No, like, it's a negative four
316
00:11:57,500 --> 00:12:01,234
out of ten...
positive ten, I assume.
317
00:12:01,236 --> 00:12:04,504
Pitchfork can be kind of
pretentious though, so...
318
00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:06,473
But ooh. What?
319
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:08,542
You ain't gonna knock my hustle.
320
00:12:08,544 --> 00:12:10,009
Let's look at another one.
321
00:12:10,011 --> 00:12:12,479
Let's pull it up. Rolling Stone.
322
00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:14,214
Okay.
323
00:12:14,216 --> 00:12:18,085
Um, out of four possible stars,
324
00:12:18,087 --> 00:12:21,021
Rolling Stone has given it...
325
00:12:21,023 --> 00:12:23,056
the shit emoji.
326
00:12:23,058 --> 00:12:27,194
I can only assume it's a, um,
a mess-up, you know?
327
00:12:27,196 --> 00:12:31,565
They must've had a-a problem
with their, um...
328
00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:33,533
No, this seems like
the right score
329
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,369
for how they're saying this.
330
00:12:35,371 --> 00:12:38,004
You know what,
let's just do a search.
331
00:12:38,006 --> 00:12:41,441
CONNquest review.
332
00:12:41,443 --> 00:12:43,143
Oh, here we go.
333
00:12:43,145 --> 00:12:46,080
Here we go.
334
00:12:46,082 --> 00:12:48,382
"CONNquest: a triumph."
335
00:12:48,384 --> 00:12:50,050
That's a good one.
336
00:12:50,052 --> 00:12:51,250
Let me read this.
337
00:12:51,252 --> 00:12:52,753
This is on...
338
00:12:52,755 --> 00:12:54,253
The Onion.
339
00:12:54,255 --> 00:12:56,990
So, you know, mixed.
340
00:12:56,992 --> 00:12:59,258
Let's call it mixed reviews.
341
00:12:59,260 --> 00:13:01,561
So first you're in a group.
342
00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:03,464
You introduced us
to the Style Boyz.
343
00:13:03,466 --> 00:13:05,733
And "Donkey Roll," of course,
we play the hell out of that.
344
00:13:05,735 --> 00:13:07,468
That's a hit for us, man,
345
00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:09,769
and then, Conner,
you get that breakout moment.
346
00:13:09,771 --> 00:13:12,038
You get a phone call
from Claudia Cantrell.
347
00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,273
The one and only.
348
00:13:13,275 --> 00:13:14,707
And she asks you
for a verse, man,
349
00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:16,409
on her song, "Turn Up the Beef."
350
00:13:16,411 --> 00:13:20,247
♪ Turn up the beef ♪
351
00:13:20,249 --> 00:13:23,683
♪ Throw your body
on the flame... ♪
352
00:13:23,685 --> 00:13:26,452
But you take that moment,
and instead of just, like,
353
00:13:26,454 --> 00:13:28,555
kicking a regular verse...
you know what I'm saying...
354
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:30,023
you did something
a little different.
355
00:13:30,025 --> 00:13:32,091
The "catchphrase verse,"
as it's now known.
356
00:13:32,093 --> 00:13:33,027
Uh-oh, yeah, yeah. Hello.
357
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:34,527
Um, I had been working
on a catchphrase,
358
00:13:34,529 --> 00:13:36,062
but what had happened was
359
00:13:36,064 --> 00:13:37,531
I just thought
of so many dope ones
360
00:13:37,533 --> 00:13:39,266
that I was like,
"What if I put them
361
00:13:39,268 --> 00:13:41,468
all into the verse?"
362
00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:42,802
♪ Turn up the beef ♪
363
00:13:42,804 --> 00:13:44,338
♪ It's Conner bitch, say word ♪
364
00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:46,205
♪ D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Dilbert ♪
365
00:13:46,207 --> 00:13:48,142
♪ Doinkdedoink, sorry, Dad ♪
366
00:13:48,144 --> 00:13:50,444
♪ Dinkynuts, squirrel jam,
hats... ♪
367
00:13:50,446 --> 00:13:52,479
Yeah, he said so many words
I didn't know.
368
00:13:52,481 --> 00:13:53,814
That was a game-changing moment.
369
00:13:53,816 --> 00:13:55,782
There's usually, like,
one catchphrase in a hit.
370
00:13:55,784 --> 00:13:58,786
He dropped, like, 30 on us
in one night. Shit was crazy.
371
00:13:58,788 --> 00:14:01,354
♪ D.J. Tanner, swanky pumps ♪
372
00:14:01,356 --> 00:14:04,557
♪ M-M-Moped music, Costco
samples like a mothafucka ♪
373
00:14:04,559 --> 00:14:06,159
♪ Uuuunngh, crank up the mids ♪
374
00:14:06,161 --> 00:14:07,795
♪ Patrick Stewart money ♪
375
00:14:07,797 --> 00:14:10,830
♪ You know who it is,
Conner4Real. ♪
376
00:14:10,832 --> 00:14:12,599
Immediately, I said,
man, this guy right here,
377
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,100
he's gonna make it big.
378
00:14:14,102 --> 00:14:15,569
Because when you have
a catchphrase,
379
00:14:15,571 --> 00:14:18,504
the world is catched
by your phrase.
380
00:14:18,506 --> 00:14:19,773
You fast-forward.
Things start to happen, man.
381
00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:21,108
You get the-the Pop Music Award.
382
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,844
And now, here comes those
offers of a solo contract.
383
00:14:23,846 --> 00:14:25,412
Yeah.
384
00:14:25,414 --> 00:14:27,214
How did the other Style Boyz
feel about that?
385
00:14:27,216 --> 00:14:28,648
- You know, they took it fine.
- Mm-hmm.
386
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:31,350
Owen is my DJ
and my best friend.
387
00:14:31,352 --> 00:14:32,619
- That's good, man.
- And Lawrence
388
00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:35,221
- lives on a farm now, so...
- Hold on.
389
00:14:35,223 --> 00:14:37,724
Lawrence Dunn is a farmer?
390
00:14:39,761 --> 00:14:41,427
My name is Lawrence Dunn.
391
00:14:41,429 --> 00:14:43,564
I used to be in the Style Boyz.
392
00:14:43,566 --> 00:14:44,864
Now I'm a farmer.
393
00:14:44,866 --> 00:14:46,633
Being out here in nature,
394
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:48,402
away from all the people
395
00:14:48,404 --> 00:14:51,471
and the trappings of
modern life, it's so peaceful.
396
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:53,507
There's nothing like it.
397
00:14:53,509 --> 00:14:56,375
I've never been happier.
398
00:14:56,377 --> 00:14:58,244
Uh, so yeah, this is, uh,
399
00:14:58,246 --> 00:14:59,479
all my woodwork.
400
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,849
It's kind of my passion,
uh, my hobby.
401
00:15:01,851 --> 00:15:03,149
This is a nice piece.
402
00:15:03,151 --> 00:15:05,351
It's called
"Government in Crisis."
403
00:15:05,353 --> 00:15:07,620
For obvious reasons.
404
00:15:07,622 --> 00:15:08,622
This one's a mask.
405
00:15:08,624 --> 00:15:09,889
Still me.
406
00:15:09,891 --> 00:15:11,492
It's a hat.
407
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,627
You know,
we were going places as a band.
408
00:15:13,629 --> 00:15:15,295
We had plans as a band.
409
00:15:15,297 --> 00:15:16,662
Style Boyz, that's three guys,
410
00:15:16,664 --> 00:15:19,532
not two...
it doesn't work with two.
411
00:15:19,534 --> 00:15:21,301
You know? It's like a tricycle.
412
00:15:21,303 --> 00:15:23,436
You take away one of
the wheels, what do you got?
413
00:15:23,438 --> 00:15:25,538
Nothin'. A bicycle.
414
00:15:25,540 --> 00:15:27,206
Don't use that.
415
00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:28,774
Look, we had a good run,
you know?
416
00:15:28,776 --> 00:15:29,843
We had a few hits.
417
00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:31,845
But it had run its course,
you know?
418
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,412
It was time for us
419
00:15:33,414 --> 00:15:34,648
to all move on.
420
00:15:34,650 --> 00:15:36,249
Get over it.
421
00:15:36,251 --> 00:15:38,652
When the Style Boyz broke up...
422
00:15:38,654 --> 00:15:40,320
Damn.
423
00:15:40,322 --> 00:15:44,358
The only other time
I remember being that sad...
424
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:48,195
was when they killed
Josh Charles on The Good Wife.
425
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,696
♪ I'm a Style Boy ♪
426
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,764
♪ For life... ♪
427
00:16:01,443 --> 00:16:03,643
Y'all ready for this?
428
00:16:03,645 --> 00:16:04,811
- Yeah.
- Okay.
429
00:16:05,813 --> 00:16:07,781
Welcome to the future, bitches!
430
00:16:07,783 --> 00:16:09,849
That's Conner's song.
431
00:16:09,851 --> 00:16:10,851
Whoa.
432
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,321
Ah!
433
00:16:14,323 --> 00:16:15,455
♪ I'm not gay... ♪
434
00:16:15,457 --> 00:16:17,490
- Oh!
- Okay, both sides. Okay.
435
00:16:17,492 --> 00:16:18,926
- It's fun, right?!
- Yeah!
436
00:16:18,928 --> 00:16:20,627
You know, this is my favorite.
437
00:16:20,629 --> 00:16:21,928
I like the freezer one.
438
00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:23,397
Listen to this, homies.
439
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,431
We can upload your entire album
440
00:16:25,433 --> 00:16:27,301
to fridges, washer-dryers,
441
00:16:27,303 --> 00:16:29,503
blenders and microwaves
across the country.
442
00:16:29,505 --> 00:16:30,704
You could do that?
443
00:16:30,706 --> 00:16:31,904
Yes, nerd.
444
00:16:31,906 --> 00:16:33,440
It's just Wi-Fi jibber-jabber.
445
00:16:33,442 --> 00:16:34,907
It's not a big deal.
446
00:16:34,909 --> 00:16:36,843
- Nobody doing appliance shit, my nigga.
- No.
447
00:16:36,845 --> 00:16:38,946
Is that right, my nigger?
No one is doing appliance shit.
448
00:16:38,948 --> 00:16:40,846
- Yeah.
- Okay. Went with the hard "R."
449
00:16:40,848 --> 00:16:42,582
This is that
next, next, next, man.
450
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,585
- I told y'all, Deborah's a genius!
- Mm.
451
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:47,620
It's true. And it is
also pronounced De-bor-ah.
452
00:16:47,622 --> 00:16:49,623
De-bor-ah. Oh, that's very cool.
453
00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:51,591
- It's exotic.
- What's the origin of that?
454
00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:53,759
Uh, I believe "Deborah."
455
00:16:53,761 --> 00:16:55,762
- That was ridiculous!
- Right?
456
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:57,864
Oh, my God, yes,
that was insane.
457
00:16:57,866 --> 00:16:59,599
I mean, who would want
to listen to music that way?
458
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:01,835
- Schwag!
- I know it's kind of weird,
459
00:17:01,837 --> 00:17:04,003
but Aquaspin's gonna help us
get the music out there, man.
460
00:17:04,005 --> 00:17:06,505
I mean, so... you don't think
people are gonna have a problem
461
00:17:06,507 --> 00:17:08,341
when music just appears
in their houses?
462
00:17:08,343 --> 00:17:10,610
Look, I know
it sounds lame, but...
463
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:12,612
there's no such thing
as selling out anymore, man.
464
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:14,580
This is how big business works.
465
00:17:14,582 --> 00:17:16,550
I mean, nowadays
if you don't sell out,
466
00:17:16,552 --> 00:17:18,619
people will wonder
if nobody asked you to.
467
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:19,753
- Right.
- But look, dude,
468
00:17:19,755 --> 00:17:20,954
if you're not comfortable
with it,
469
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,255
we could rethink it.
470
00:17:22,257 --> 00:17:23,590
No, man, that's cool,
that's cool.
471
00:17:23,592 --> 00:17:24,590
All right, cool.
472
00:17:24,592 --> 00:17:25,525
Let's get in the car.
473
00:17:25,527 --> 00:17:26,459
This jacket's making me
sweat my ass off.
474
00:17:26,461 --> 00:17:28,661
Yeah, it's fuckin' hot as shit
out here.
475
00:17:28,663 --> 00:17:30,030
Welcome to the car, Conner.
476
00:17:30,032 --> 00:17:31,898
- A.C.!
- Did you say "Macy's"?
477
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:33,567
- A.C.
- Did you say "Macy's"?
478
00:17:33,569 --> 00:17:35,034
- Air condition.
- Macy's? Macy's?
479
00:17:35,036 --> 00:17:36,869
Sometimes Conner
just gets an idea
480
00:17:36,871 --> 00:17:38,804
and he runs with it, you know?
481
00:17:38,806 --> 00:17:43,542
And he's right,
like, 99.9% of the time, so...
482
00:17:43,544 --> 00:17:46,280
you just got to trust
that he knows what he's doing.
483
00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:47,648
So I understand why he,
you know,
484
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,349
did the whole Aquaspin thing.
485
00:17:49,351 --> 00:17:50,817
Touring is expensive today.
486
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:52,619
Why you think I do
the asap Crunchables?
487
00:17:57,059 --> 00:17:59,626
This is Gary Sikes.
This is the label photographer.
488
00:17:59,628 --> 00:18:01,494
Gentlemen. Gentlemen.
All right, there we go.
489
00:18:01,496 --> 00:18:03,562
Yeah. All right.
Got the two of you. Great.
490
00:18:03,564 --> 00:18:05,564
Okay, could I have
a little separation, please?
491
00:18:05,566 --> 00:18:07,400
Oh, wait, hang on, Gary.
You're not trying to break up
492
00:18:07,402 --> 00:18:08,569
- the Dream Team, are you?
- No, no, no, no.
493
00:18:08,571 --> 00:18:10,536
Just trying to get the logo.
May I... may I touch you?
494
00:18:10,538 --> 00:18:11,737
- Yeah.
- Just slide down just a little bit.
495
00:18:11,739 --> 00:18:13,874
Scoot you down like that.
Little pressure. There we go.
496
00:18:13,876 --> 00:18:14,742
I still see your shadow
a little bit on him.
497
00:18:14,744 --> 00:18:15,542
If you don't mind,
could you just...
498
00:18:15,544 --> 00:18:17,444
Still in it, you're still in it.
499
00:18:17,446 --> 00:18:18,878
- Conner, nice.
- Yeah, same thing.
500
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,013
Nice! Yeah!
501
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:21,848
♪ Roots and culture ♪
502
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,550
♪ Seeped from his bones... ♪
503
00:18:23,552 --> 00:18:25,584
- Here you go, Paula.
- Thank you.
504
00:18:25,586 --> 00:18:27,687
Hey, how's the, uh,
Pop Music Award thing coming?
505
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:29,388
Good. I've called producers.
I'm waiting to hear back.
506
00:18:29,390 --> 00:18:30,657
Please stay on them,
because you know
507
00:18:30,659 --> 00:18:32,024
how important it is to him.
508
00:18:32,026 --> 00:18:34,026
I'd love
to get Conner to the point
509
00:18:34,028 --> 00:18:36,062
where people forget
that he's a musician,
510
00:18:36,064 --> 00:18:37,830
where he's just
kind of everywhere,
511
00:18:37,832 --> 00:18:41,100
like oxygen or gravity
or clinical depression.
512
00:18:41,102 --> 00:18:43,904
He's just... everywhere.
513
00:18:43,906 --> 00:18:47,640
- Conner!
- Hey.
514
00:18:47,642 --> 00:18:49,344
Oh!
515
00:18:52,648 --> 00:18:53,580
♪ Extra. ♪
516
00:18:53,582 --> 00:18:55,849
Ashley Wednesday,
star of the blockbuster.
517
00:18:55,851 --> 00:18:57,583
Cube Theorem franchise,
518
00:18:57,585 --> 00:18:59,985
was spotted with pop rapper
Conner4Real
519
00:18:59,987 --> 00:19:01,921
leaving the exclusive
New York City nightclub [bleep]
520
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:03,090
last night.
521
00:19:03,092 --> 00:19:04,991
Okay, let's go, kids.
522
00:19:04,993 --> 00:19:06,959
- Huh?
- Time to go home in your fun car.
523
00:19:06,961 --> 00:19:08,695
Ash and I have been
524
00:19:08,697 --> 00:19:10,830
hanging out
for about six months now,
525
00:19:10,832 --> 00:19:14,134
and I got to say,
she's the total package.
526
00:19:15,838 --> 00:19:19,004
Well, when I was little,
I would spend hours
527
00:19:19,006 --> 00:19:21,140
looking at famous couples
in magazines...
528
00:19:21,142 --> 00:19:24,677
Us Weekly, People...
and everybody's speculating,
529
00:19:24,679 --> 00:19:28,447
are they a real couple
or are they just for publicity?
530
00:19:28,449 --> 00:19:30,716
And I knew that when I grew up,
531
00:19:30,718 --> 00:19:33,853
I wanted to be
one of those couples.
532
00:19:33,855 --> 00:19:35,988
Five, four,
533
00:19:35,990 --> 00:19:39,024
three, two, one!
534
00:19:49,604 --> 00:19:51,638
Last night,
pop star Conner4Real's
535
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,773
new album CONNquest
was released...
536
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,509
on all Aquaspin appliances.
537
00:19:55,511 --> 00:19:57,176
Millions of
unsuspecting Americans
538
00:19:57,178 --> 00:19:58,945
- turned on their toasters...
- You can't do that to people!
539
00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:00,613
Yo, Conner4Real, you suck, dude!
540
00:20:02,050 --> 00:20:03,582
The president
calling the pop star
541
00:20:03,584 --> 00:20:04,850
"a real dumb [bleep]."
542
00:20:04,852 --> 00:20:06,786
The only reason
he put it in appliances
543
00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:08,088
is 'cause no one
544
00:20:08,090 --> 00:20:09,926
was gonna buy his shit album.
545
00:20:11,759 --> 00:20:14,060
Today on CMZ...
546
00:20:14,062 --> 00:20:16,796
He released his record
with a dishwashing company?
547
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,799
They did this big launch,
and it was all wireless
548
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,132
or something, I don't know,
549
00:20:20,134 --> 00:20:22,436
but it came out of
every appliance in my house,
550
00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:25,205
and I was just like,
"I hate Conner4Real."
551
00:20:25,207 --> 00:20:26,606
For real.
552
00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:30,543
But seriously,
let's be nice to Conner4Real,
553
00:20:30,545 --> 00:20:32,212
'cause he seems like a good guy.
554
00:20:32,214 --> 00:20:34,481
Uh, I don't think so.
555
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,515
Uh, I don't think so.
556
00:20:36,517 --> 00:20:38,217
Uh, I don't think so.
557
00:20:50,798 --> 00:20:53,735
Come on!
558
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:56,936
Well, the overnight numbers
559
00:20:56,938 --> 00:20:58,472
were not what we were expecting.
560
00:20:58,474 --> 00:20:59,738
They were pretty low.
561
00:20:59,740 --> 00:21:01,707
But it's still early.
562
00:21:01,709 --> 00:21:03,609
Yeah, some people were saying
that the Aquaspin thing
563
00:21:03,611 --> 00:21:04,977
was an invasion of privacy,
564
00:21:04,979 --> 00:21:07,048
so it's just a little bump
in the road.
565
00:21:08,950 --> 00:21:12,619
Um... he's dealing with it.
566
00:21:12,621 --> 00:21:14,556
Conner, you okay, buddy?
567
00:21:19,894 --> 00:21:22,529
Maybe the numbers
were wrong, you know?
568
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,563
Like...
569
00:21:24,565 --> 00:21:26,867
BonkoHub had a computer virus
or something.
570
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:28,502
You know, you could be right.
571
00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:30,035
I'll have Jay look into it.
572
00:21:30,037 --> 00:21:34,507
So what are we talking,
like, 150, 200 or...?
573
00:21:34,509 --> 00:21:37,776
Mm... 65,000.
574
00:21:37,778 --> 00:21:41,046
Well, that is not
where we wanted to be, but...
575
00:21:41,048 --> 00:21:43,082
not bad for the day.
576
00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:44,786
Actually, Conner,
that's for the week.
577
00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:47,557
Estimated.
578
00:21:48,657 --> 00:21:50,122
Sixty-five?
579
00:21:50,124 --> 00:21:52,826
For the week?
580
00:21:52,828 --> 00:21:54,660
Can you... can you...?
581
00:21:54,662 --> 00:21:57,799
Hey, can you guys
give us a second here?
582
00:22:52,053 --> 00:22:53,919
It's the first day
of tour, baby!
583
00:22:53,921 --> 00:22:55,888
Now, I know.
584
00:22:55,890 --> 00:22:58,858
Conner's bummin' right now,
but his concert is amazing.
585
00:22:58,860 --> 00:23:00,994
When this thing goes off
and he's out there,
586
00:23:00,996 --> 00:23:03,597
I mean, it's just a spectacle.
It's enormous.
587
00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:05,197
Yeah, my name is, uh, Zippy.
588
00:23:05,199 --> 00:23:07,102
I'm the guitar tech on the tour.
589
00:23:08,203 --> 00:23:09,272
Shit!
590
00:23:10,339 --> 00:23:11,937
Shit.
591
00:23:11,939 --> 00:23:14,240
I make sure all
the instruments are tip-top.
592
00:23:14,242 --> 00:23:15,609
I love the road, you know.
593
00:23:15,611 --> 00:23:17,243
This is kind of
a perfect job for me,
594
00:23:17,245 --> 00:23:20,146
but my favorite free-time thing
is flatlining.
595
00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:21,348
Heart rate dropping.
596
00:23:21,350 --> 00:23:22,382
Flatlining is when you, uh,
597
00:23:22,384 --> 00:23:24,384
technically
lower your heart rate
598
00:23:24,386 --> 00:23:27,020
until, um... well, you're dead.
599
00:23:27,022 --> 00:23:29,022
- He's still dropping.
- Then you can catch a glimpse
600
00:23:29,024 --> 00:23:30,357
of the afterlife.
601
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:33,158
Got the idea
from the film Flatliners.
602
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:36,362
Joel Schumacher film
shot by Jan de Bont.
603
00:23:36,364 --> 00:23:38,330
You know, I try to fit in
a F-line sesh
604
00:23:38,332 --> 00:23:39,933
at least once a week.
605
00:23:39,935 --> 00:23:41,767
Two, one, hit him!
606
00:23:41,769 --> 00:23:42,836
Clear!
607
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,169
Oh, wow.
608
00:23:44,171 --> 00:23:45,405
Did I shit my pants?
609
00:23:45,407 --> 00:23:46,805
Not this time.
610
00:23:46,807 --> 00:23:48,207
To Conner!
611
00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:49,708
To Conner!
612
00:23:53,314 --> 00:23:55,115
My mom means well.
613
00:23:55,117 --> 00:23:56,715
She had her own dreams
of becoming a star
614
00:23:56,717 --> 00:23:58,083
back in the day,
615
00:23:58,085 --> 00:23:59,753
and she gave it up to have me,
616
00:23:59,755 --> 00:24:01,420
so I really owe her for that.
617
00:24:01,422 --> 00:24:02,921
And I'm lucky
to have her support.
618
00:24:02,923 --> 00:24:05,157
- I'll go first.
- Okay, you go first.
619
00:24:05,159 --> 00:24:07,926
Kids first, and then moms.
620
00:24:07,928 --> 00:24:10,163
Oh, my God, that is so fun!
621
00:24:10,165 --> 00:24:11,798
Hello.
622
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,367
My name is Tyrus Quash, and I do
623
00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:17,169
the food service
on Conner's tours.
624
00:24:17,171 --> 00:24:19,872
So, these are carrots,
eight different ways.
625
00:24:19,874 --> 00:24:23,909
You have your triangles,
shave, obelisks, natural,
626
00:24:23,911 --> 00:24:25,978
julienne, as the French
like to call it.
627
00:24:25,980 --> 00:24:28,348
Julienne.
I think that's how they say it.
628
00:24:28,350 --> 00:24:30,984
Conner's very specific
when it comes to food,
629
00:24:30,986 --> 00:24:32,952
and it brings me great joy
630
00:24:32,954 --> 00:24:35,890
to see him love
the treats that I prepare.
631
00:24:37,458 --> 00:24:39,327
Yeah, Conner!
632
00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:48,967
- Yeah!
- Let's go!
633
00:24:59,747 --> 00:25:02,381
♪ Finest girl I ever met
in my whole life ♪
634
00:25:02,383 --> 00:25:04,951
♪ Wanna take her home,
make her my wife ♪
635
00:25:04,953 --> 00:25:07,753
♪ Knew she was a freak
when she started talkin' ♪
636
00:25:07,755 --> 00:25:10,255
♪ She said, "Fuck me
like we fucked bin Laden" ♪
637
00:25:10,257 --> 00:25:13,792
♪ Ooh, whoa,
that girl was a freak ♪
638
00:25:13,794 --> 00:25:16,396
♪ She said she wanted me
to fuck her harder ♪
639
00:25:16,398 --> 00:25:19,064
♪ Than the military
fucked bin Laden ♪
640
00:25:19,066 --> 00:25:20,065
♪ Hey ♪
641
00:25:20,067 --> 00:25:22,435
- ♪ Fucked bin Laden ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪
642
00:25:22,437 --> 00:25:24,070
♪ Fucked bin Laden ♪
643
00:25:24,072 --> 00:25:25,405
♪ She wanted to fuck me ♪
644
00:25:25,407 --> 00:25:27,372
♪ Harder than
the U.S. Government ♪
645
00:25:27,374 --> 00:25:29,074
♪ Fucked bin Laden ♪
646
00:25:29,076 --> 00:25:30,944
♪ Uh, she was
a freaky kind of girl ♪
647
00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:33,746
♪ Kept up on current events
from all around the world ♪
648
00:25:33,748 --> 00:25:35,380
♪ More specifically, one event ♪
649
00:25:35,382 --> 00:25:38,283
♪ The time Osama bin Laden got
shot in the head, she said ♪
650
00:25:38,285 --> 00:25:40,486
♪ "Do me like that," but
I couldn't track the metaphor ♪
651
00:25:40,488 --> 00:25:43,055
♪ That said, I can see
you horny like a stegosaur ♪
652
00:25:43,057 --> 00:25:44,057
♪ That said, again,
your request ♪
653
00:25:44,059 --> 00:25:45,925
♪ Is so irregu-laur,
she put on a beard ♪
654
00:25:45,927 --> 00:25:48,293
♪ I started looking
at the exit door ♪
655
00:25:48,295 --> 00:25:50,196
♪ Then a turban,
then a tunic, she said ♪
656
00:25:50,198 --> 00:25:52,499
♪ "Invade my cave with
your special unit," I said ♪
657
00:25:52,501 --> 00:25:55,100
♪ "He wasn't in a cave,"
but there was no stoppin' ♪
658
00:25:55,102 --> 00:25:56,436
♪ She demanded that I fuck her
like we ♪
659
00:25:56,438 --> 00:25:58,071
♪ Fucked bin Laden ♪
660
00:25:58,073 --> 00:25:59,872
- ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Fucked bin Laden ♪
661
00:25:59,874 --> 00:26:00,874
♪ Hey ♪
662
00:26:00,876 --> 00:26:03,208
- ♪ Fucked bin Laden ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪
663
00:26:03,210 --> 00:26:04,409
♪ She wanted to fuck me ♪
664
00:26:04,411 --> 00:26:06,245
♪ Harder than
the U.S. Government ♪
665
00:26:06,247 --> 00:26:07,781
♪ Fucked bin Laden ♪
666
00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:10,416
♪ This girl
requested intercourse ♪
667
00:26:10,418 --> 00:26:12,217
♪ To bring her to climax ♪
668
00:26:12,219 --> 00:26:14,419
♪ With the clinical efficiency ♪
669
00:26:14,421 --> 00:26:17,890
♪ Of the assassination
of bin Laden ♪
670
00:26:17,892 --> 00:26:19,926
♪ You're harboring a fugitive...
that ass ♪
671
00:26:19,928 --> 00:26:21,261
♪ And my justice
will be punitive ♪
672
00:26:21,263 --> 00:26:23,163
- ♪ I'm-a smash ♪
- ♪ Night vision ♪
673
00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:24,531
♪ They could see us
through my GoPro ♪
674
00:26:24,533 --> 00:26:27,266
♪ She tried to negotiate,
I say that's a no-no ♪
675
00:26:27,268 --> 00:26:29,435
♪ Now I'm creepin'
in her bedroom like go-go ♪
676
00:26:29,437 --> 00:26:31,838
♪ She tells me to go low, then
looks down and says I gotta ♪
677
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,040
♪ Terrorize that pussy ♪
678
00:26:34,042 --> 00:26:36,141
♪ Gotta terrorize that pussy ♪
679
00:26:36,143 --> 00:26:37,010
♪ So I did it ♪
680
00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:38,544
♪ Improvised
some crazy shit... ♪
681
00:26:38,546 --> 00:26:41,080
- ♪ SEAL Team 69... ♪
- It's fuckin' awful.
682
00:26:41,082 --> 00:26:43,582
Conner's music may not be what
I listen to in my free time,
683
00:26:43,584 --> 00:26:46,985
but it seems to make
so many people money.
684
00:26:46,987 --> 00:26:48,821
♪ Mona Lisa ♪
685
00:26:48,823 --> 00:26:52,292
♪ You're an overrated
piece of shit ♪
686
00:26:52,294 --> 00:26:55,829
♪ Can someone explain
why the whole wide world ♪
687
00:26:55,831 --> 00:26:58,430
♪ Is obsessed with
a Garbage Pail Kid? ♪
688
00:26:58,432 --> 00:27:01,167
♪ Looks like
a Garbage Pail Kid! ♪
689
00:27:01,169 --> 00:27:03,002
Y'all have been so amazing.
690
00:27:03,004 --> 00:27:05,338
Thank you so much.
What a beautiful night.
691
00:27:05,340 --> 00:27:08,541
Everybody in the front
make some noise!
692
00:27:10,178 --> 00:27:12,878
Now everybody on the sides
make some noise!
693
00:27:14,548 --> 00:27:16,949
Now everybody
way up in the upper deck
694
00:27:16,951 --> 00:27:19,084
make some noise!
695
00:27:19,086 --> 00:27:21,154
Whoo!
696
00:27:21,156 --> 00:27:23,455
Conner, I love you! I love you!
697
00:27:23,457 --> 00:27:25,124
Whoo!
698
00:27:25,126 --> 00:27:26,592
Harry! What the hell?!
699
00:27:26,594 --> 00:27:30,062
First of all,
this is an 18,000-seat arena.
700
00:27:30,064 --> 00:27:31,531
Nobody sells this out.
701
00:27:31,533 --> 00:27:33,532
You sold 15,000 seats.
That's still really good.
702
00:27:33,534 --> 00:27:35,400
No, it's not good.
703
00:27:35,402 --> 00:27:37,436
Hammerleg sold this place out
last week!
704
00:27:37,438 --> 00:27:39,339
Well, Aquaspin agrees with you.
705
00:27:39,341 --> 00:27:41,206
They're concerned
about ticket sales.
706
00:27:41,208 --> 00:27:43,076
What? But it's
an 18,000-seat place.
707
00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:44,343
Nobody sells that out.
708
00:27:44,345 --> 00:27:46,245
Hammerleg did. Last week.
709
00:27:46,247 --> 00:27:49,048
Look, the low record sales
are making them nervous.
710
00:27:49,050 --> 00:27:51,149
They want to bring on
an opening act.
711
00:27:51,151 --> 00:27:53,386
What? We have an opening act.
Owen deejays.
712
00:27:53,388 --> 00:27:56,388
Hey, I'm always saying
Style Boyz could be the opener.
713
00:27:56,390 --> 00:27:57,991
No, man.
Will you stop with that?
714
00:27:57,993 --> 00:27:59,458
Dude, people keep
blowing up my Twitter
715
00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:01,093
about us doing "Donkey Roll."
716
00:28:01,095 --> 00:28:02,561
- Oh, they're blowing up your Twitter?
- Yeah.
717
00:28:02,563 --> 00:28:04,263
How many followers
do you have, Owen?
718
00:28:04,265 --> 00:28:06,599
- Like, 500,000.
- Okay, well, I got 20 million,
719
00:28:06,601 --> 00:28:08,967
and no one's asking me
to do that shit, so...
720
00:28:08,969 --> 00:28:10,602
Hey-oh!
721
00:28:10,604 --> 00:28:12,237
Some of those are probably bots.
722
00:28:12,239 --> 00:28:13,973
Okay, look, guys, regardless,
723
00:28:13,975 --> 00:28:16,208
we still have to decide
on an opening act.
724
00:28:16,210 --> 00:28:17,409
Man.
725
00:28:17,411 --> 00:28:18,677
All right, fine.
726
00:28:18,679 --> 00:28:20,379
Does anybody have ideas?
727
00:28:20,381 --> 00:28:22,548
One, but you are gonna like it.
728
00:28:22,550 --> 00:28:25,217
Wait, did you say "are"
or "aren't"?
729
00:28:25,219 --> 00:28:27,219
Are.
730
00:28:28,657 --> 00:28:30,356
Yeah!
731
00:28:30,358 --> 00:28:33,158
You know the motherfucking
piece of shit.
732
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,261
Say, "Fuck you, Hunter!"
733
00:28:35,263 --> 00:28:36,596
Fuck you, Hunter!
734
00:28:36,598 --> 00:28:39,197
- Say, "Fuck you, Hunter!"
- Fuck you, Hunter!
735
00:28:39,199 --> 00:28:41,466
Let's go!
♪ Stomping through the forest ♪
736
00:28:41,468 --> 00:28:42,635
♪ Like a retarded
tyrannosaurus ♪
737
00:28:42,637 --> 00:28:44,704
♪ Hunter eatin' beefcakes ♪
738
00:28:44,706 --> 00:28:47,506
♪ In the back of a Ford Taurus,
fuck a chorus ♪
739
00:28:47,508 --> 00:28:49,878
♪ Fuck my moms, fuck your dad,
fuck this song... ♪
740
00:28:55,449 --> 00:28:57,483
Hunter the Hungry,
he's just one of those rappers
741
00:28:57,485 --> 00:28:59,084
where he just doesn't
give a fuck.
742
00:28:59,086 --> 00:29:00,586
People think
that he ain't crazy.
743
00:29:00,588 --> 00:29:03,188
Nah, he crazy for real.
I seen him backstage.
744
00:29:03,190 --> 00:29:05,058
He wasn't smoking a blunt,
he was just eating it.
745
00:29:05,060 --> 00:29:06,559
I mean, Hunter is the youth.
746
00:29:06,561 --> 00:29:08,528
You know, he's-he's what's next.
747
00:29:08,530 --> 00:29:11,597
♪ Hey, hey,
I'm fucking hungry! ♪
748
00:29:13,301 --> 00:29:15,167
Yo!
749
00:29:15,169 --> 00:29:16,636
- What up?
- Conner4Real?
750
00:29:16,638 --> 00:29:18,538
In the flesh? Hey, yo.
751
00:29:18,540 --> 00:29:20,572
It's-it's a honor
to meet you, man.
752
00:29:20,574 --> 00:29:21,674
Yo, CONNquest, Style Boyz.
753
00:29:21,676 --> 00:29:23,509
I grew up off that shit, fam.
754
00:29:23,511 --> 00:29:24,744
- Thanks, man.
- I want to be you, Conner.
755
00:29:24,746 --> 00:29:26,745
But not white.
Like, black still.
756
00:29:26,747 --> 00:29:28,281
'Cause it's strong...
it's a strong color.
757
00:29:28,283 --> 00:29:30,118
- For sure, yeah.
- Like, you are that dude.
758
00:29:31,149 --> 00:29:32,584
Like, have you met you?
759
00:29:32,586 --> 00:29:33,686
Have you met you?
760
00:29:33,688 --> 00:29:35,355
You! Have you met you?!
761
00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:36,688
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You know what I'm saying?
762
00:29:36,690 --> 00:29:37,991
- This is crazy.
- You be you.
763
00:29:37,993 --> 00:29:39,359
Know I'm-a be all that,
764
00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:40,760
'cause I'll tear some shit up.
You know how it is!
765
00:29:40,762 --> 00:29:42,028
That is real.
766
00:29:45,100 --> 00:29:46,398
Hell yeah!
767
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,466
We gonna turn up for sure.
768
00:29:47,468 --> 00:29:48,634
Oh, don't hurt me!
769
00:29:52,306 --> 00:29:54,040
- You know how it is!
- Okay.
770
00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:56,042
Seriously, man,
I'm-I'm real honored, dawg.
771
00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:57,476
Um, I'm not gonna let you down.
772
00:29:57,478 --> 00:29:58,677
You're my idol.
773
00:29:58,679 --> 00:30:00,213
Right next to Jesus.
774
00:30:00,215 --> 00:30:01,481
And Morgan Freeman.
775
00:30:01,483 --> 00:30:03,349
- Uh-huh. Yeah.
- I'll hit you up.
776
00:30:03,351 --> 00:30:04,684
Yeah, bitch, what up!
777
00:30:04,686 --> 00:30:06,718
I like him.
778
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,788
Where'd you get the cayenne?
779
00:30:08,790 --> 00:30:11,290
- Get off my basil!
- Nah, dawg. That's my basil, too, B!
780
00:30:11,292 --> 00:30:12,324
Get off my basil, dude!
That's my basil!
781
00:30:12,326 --> 00:30:13,392
That's my basil, too!
782
00:30:13,394 --> 00:30:14,659
- Come on, dude.
- And chives, son.
783
00:30:14,661 --> 00:30:16,294
And chives.
Watch me kill this deer
784
00:30:16,296 --> 00:30:17,796
real quick.
Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow.
785
00:30:17,798 --> 00:30:20,599
- What? You can do that?
- It's deer meat, son.
786
00:30:20,601 --> 00:30:22,234
- It's deer meat, bitch.
- Yo, dude.
787
00:30:22,236 --> 00:30:24,302
What is this crazy shit?
788
00:30:24,304 --> 00:30:26,505
Oh, dude, that's your new head!
789
00:30:26,507 --> 00:30:28,474
What?
790
00:30:28,476 --> 00:30:31,244
I had it
specially made for you, man.
791
00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:32,712
I took the measurements
while you were sleeping.
792
00:30:32,714 --> 00:30:36,249
It's, like, on some futuristic
EDM shit.
793
00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:39,318
We did the research,
and EDM is hot.
794
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,454
Robots on ecstasy and shit.
795
00:30:41,456 --> 00:30:43,555
Daft Punk, deadmau5,
796
00:30:43,557 --> 00:30:48,127
DJ Tommy Pizza, Oprah Spinfrey,
Vinyl Richie,
797
00:30:48,129 --> 00:30:49,494
R2-LSD2,
798
00:30:49,496 --> 00:30:52,398
Ecstasy-3PO, LSD-3PO,
799
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:53,398
Elton John.
800
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,234
All those dudes are crushing.
801
00:30:55,236 --> 00:30:56,502
- Look at all these functions.
- Yeah.
802
00:30:56,504 --> 00:30:58,437
It's like a Lite-Brite,
but it's moving.
803
00:30:58,439 --> 00:30:59,805
Oh, and check this out.
804
00:30:59,807 --> 00:31:01,706
Oh, wow.
805
00:31:01,708 --> 00:31:03,542
- It goes all the way up there.
- All the way, man.
806
00:31:03,544 --> 00:31:05,244
It's like a beacon to space.
807
00:31:07,448 --> 00:31:10,315
And, plus, it makes this sound.
808
00:31:11,553 --> 00:31:13,086
Wow!
809
00:31:13,088 --> 00:31:14,553
Why would it make that sound?
810
00:31:14,555 --> 00:31:16,755
I don't even know,
but it's nice to know
811
00:31:16,757 --> 00:31:18,323
that it's there if you need it.
812
00:31:18,325 --> 00:31:19,492
- You know?
- Yeah.
813
00:31:19,494 --> 00:31:21,093
Yo, helmet's dope.
814
00:31:21,095 --> 00:31:22,494
Looks like the tip
of Optimus Prime's dick.
815
00:31:22,496 --> 00:31:24,129
See?
816
00:31:24,131 --> 00:31:25,764
Don't you want to look
like Optimus Prime?
817
00:31:25,766 --> 00:31:26,866
His dick?
818
00:31:26,868 --> 00:31:28,501
- Fuck yeah!
- Fuck yeah!
819
00:31:28,503 --> 00:31:30,602
Yeah, man. I don't know.
820
00:31:30,604 --> 00:31:31,803
Owen.
821
00:31:31,805 --> 00:31:33,272
Please?
822
00:31:33,274 --> 00:31:35,407
Please, please,
wear the helmet, Owen.
823
00:31:35,409 --> 00:31:36,876
Come on, man.
The show really needs it.
824
00:31:36,878 --> 00:31:38,644
Please, man?
825
00:31:38,646 --> 00:31:41,214
- I mean, if it'll help the tour.
- Yes!
826
00:31:41,216 --> 00:31:43,549
- Yeah.
- Dude, we're killing this!
827
00:31:44,686 --> 00:31:46,418
♪ Well, howdy, ma'am ♪
828
00:31:46,420 --> 00:31:47,753
♪ We the two banditos... ♪
829
00:31:47,755 --> 00:31:50,490
Having Hunter aboard
has really energized the tour.
830
00:31:50,492 --> 00:31:51,590
Tickets are selling.
831
00:31:51,592 --> 00:31:52,859
♪ Gonna turn that frown... ♪
832
00:31:52,861 --> 00:31:55,328
Hunter is the shit.
833
00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:57,663
Oh, I love you, too, man.
834
00:31:57,665 --> 00:31:59,232
Oh, no, dude.
835
00:31:59,234 --> 00:32:00,699
No, get off me, dude!
836
00:32:00,701 --> 00:32:03,168
Get off me, dude! Get off me!
837
00:32:03,170 --> 00:32:05,370
♪ Yeah, you know
we're two banditos ♪
838
00:32:05,372 --> 00:32:07,273
♪ Yeah,
you know we're two banditos ♪
839
00:32:07,275 --> 00:32:09,574
♪ Yeah, you know
we're two banditos ♪
840
00:32:09,576 --> 00:32:11,476
♪ Do a little dance
and drink a little water... ♪
841
00:32:11,478 --> 00:32:13,178
Putting that helmet
842
00:32:13,180 --> 00:32:16,215
on Owen's head...
that was a brilliant gimmick.
843
00:32:16,217 --> 00:32:17,782
And I wish I'd done that
with Zayn.
844
00:32:17,784 --> 00:32:20,186
We could've kept him
in One Direction for years.
845
00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:21,821
Get pranked! Oh!
846
00:32:21,823 --> 00:32:23,889
Pranks is where it's at.
You know what I'm saying?
847
00:32:23,891 --> 00:32:26,192
Like, you got to have fun
on tour, yo.
848
00:32:28,362 --> 00:32:30,196
Rise and shine, dude!
849
00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:31,496
You know, he's got
850
00:32:31,498 --> 00:32:33,331
that sense of humor,
where it's like,
851
00:32:33,333 --> 00:32:34,567
stop now, please stop.
852
00:32:34,569 --> 00:32:35,767
Please stop.
Please stop doing this.
853
00:32:35,769 --> 00:32:37,235
But he keeps on going.
854
00:32:37,237 --> 00:32:39,539
- Get your ass in!
- Oh, shit!
855
00:32:42,342 --> 00:32:43,842
♪ We're two cute
little kittens, yeah ♪
856
00:32:43,844 --> 00:32:45,477
♪ We're two
cute little kittens ♪
857
00:32:45,479 --> 00:32:46,913
♪ Yeah, we're two cute
little kittens ♪
858
00:32:46,915 --> 00:32:48,580
♪ Shut the fuck up! ♪
859
00:32:48,582 --> 00:32:51,551
Conner, did you take a shit
in the Anne Frank House?
860
00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:53,753
Do not go in there!
861
00:32:55,756 --> 00:32:58,323
Ace Ventura!
862
00:32:58,325 --> 00:33:00,292
♪ I fucked your first cousin
with a didgeridoo ♪
863
00:33:00,294 --> 00:33:02,227
♪ And when she came,
you know it sounded like ♪
864
00:33:02,229 --> 00:33:03,896
♪ Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow! ♪
865
00:33:05,632 --> 00:33:07,332
This my new best friend
866
00:33:07,334 --> 00:33:08,600
right here!
867
00:33:08,602 --> 00:33:10,269
This my nigga!
868
00:33:10,271 --> 00:33:12,405
Yeah, that's my friend!
869
00:33:14,842 --> 00:33:16,841
All right, listen up, everybody.
870
00:33:16,843 --> 00:33:18,644
First of all,
I want to say congratulations
871
00:33:18,646 --> 00:33:20,478
on a great show tonight!
872
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:21,746
Yeah, yeah!
873
00:33:21,748 --> 00:33:23,582
And for the last eight shows,
874
00:33:23,584 --> 00:33:25,517
we have been sold out!
875
00:33:25,519 --> 00:33:28,286
Yeah!
876
00:33:28,288 --> 00:33:30,289
It's like I was... I feel like
it's finally just clicking.
877
00:33:30,291 --> 00:33:31,389
- Yeah.
- Hey!
878
00:33:31,391 --> 00:33:33,993
- We are on a roll, baby.
- Yeah!
879
00:33:33,995 --> 00:33:35,761
- Yeah.
- Is it helping album sales?
880
00:33:35,763 --> 00:33:38,496
- It's got to be, right?
- You know how it is, you know.
881
00:33:38,498 --> 00:33:40,899
Sometimes it takes a while for
the marketplace to catch up.
882
00:33:40,901 --> 00:33:43,269
- Don't worry.
- Definitely helping Hunter.
883
00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:45,670
This dude's album
just went gold.
884
00:33:45,672 --> 00:33:47,273
Gold?
885
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:48,640
- For real.
- How is that even...
886
00:33:48,642 --> 00:33:50,376
That's a mistake, right?
887
00:33:50,378 --> 00:33:52,244
Our shit hasn't even gone gold.
888
00:33:52,246 --> 00:33:54,714
Look, he's just having
a moment, that's all.
889
00:33:54,716 --> 00:33:56,549
Well, how come
I'm not having a moment?
890
00:33:56,551 --> 00:33:57,882
You've had tons of moments.
891
00:33:57,884 --> 00:33:59,318
Don't worry,
there's plenty to go around.
892
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:00,453
Hey, yo!
893
00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:01,987
Shout-out to T.I. in the house.
894
00:34:01,989 --> 00:34:03,723
What's up, soulja?
895
00:34:03,725 --> 00:34:05,558
What's up, kid? Okay!
896
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:07,526
Uh-oh, y'all.
897
00:34:07,528 --> 00:34:08,928
My man Hunter the Hungry's
in the house!
898
00:34:08,930 --> 00:34:10,896
Yo, make some noise!
899
00:34:12,867 --> 00:34:15,600
- Yeah!
- What's up, kid? Hey, yo.
900
00:34:15,602 --> 00:34:18,002
Y'all want to hear the hottest
song in the streets right now?
901
00:34:27,548 --> 00:34:29,448
It's on.
♪ Stomping through the forest ♪
902
00:34:29,450 --> 00:34:31,983
♪ Like a retarded
tyrannosaurus ♪
903
00:34:31,985 --> 00:34:33,852
♪ Hunter eating beefcakes in
the back of a Ford Taurus... ♪
904
00:34:33,854 --> 00:34:35,120
Hey, look, man,
905
00:34:35,122 --> 00:34:37,722
Conner got all the way to the
top of this business, you know?
906
00:34:37,724 --> 00:34:40,392
And the higher you get,
the harder you fall.
907
00:34:40,394 --> 00:34:42,827
- I mean, ask any coconut.
- Thing is is that.
908
00:34:42,829 --> 00:34:45,430
Conner's never been as good
as he was with the Style Boyz.
909
00:34:45,432 --> 00:34:47,332
Whatever him and Lawrence
were beefing over,
910
00:34:47,334 --> 00:34:48,934
they need to figure out
a way to squash it.
911
00:34:48,936 --> 00:34:52,604
Ever since Style Boyz broke up,
912
00:34:52,606 --> 00:34:54,539
Lawrence has been mad at me.
913
00:34:54,541 --> 00:34:57,943
He claims he wrote
my famous catchphrase verse.
914
00:34:57,945 --> 00:35:00,879
Translation:
He's a jealous-ass hater
915
00:35:00,881 --> 00:35:03,416
who's mad that I blew up
and he's a farmer
916
00:35:03,418 --> 00:35:04,916
out in bum-fuck nowhere.
917
00:35:04,918 --> 00:35:06,452
But, you know,
918
00:35:06,454 --> 00:35:08,486
we all have our take.
919
00:35:08,488 --> 00:35:10,823
Uh, this one here,
this is my Poppy.
920
00:35:10,825 --> 00:35:12,825
Uh, it's what I got
921
00:35:12,827 --> 00:35:15,794
for writing Conner's famous
catchphrase verse.
922
00:35:15,796 --> 00:35:18,564
If you look close, you'll
notice that it's not real,
923
00:35:18,566 --> 00:35:22,100
because I didn't get a Poppy
or credit of any kind.
924
00:35:22,102 --> 00:35:26,104
But there is one person that
I absolutely have to thank,
925
00:35:26,106 --> 00:35:27,840
and that person is me!
926
00:35:27,842 --> 00:35:29,374
Me, myself and I!
927
00:35:29,376 --> 00:35:30,776
I did it all by myself!
928
00:35:30,778 --> 00:35:32,544
Nobody helped me!
929
00:35:32,546 --> 00:35:34,446
So...
930
00:35:34,448 --> 00:35:35,948
Yeah.
931
00:35:35,950 --> 00:35:37,515
That's my Poppy.
932
00:35:37,517 --> 00:35:38,983
If he's so great,
933
00:35:38,985 --> 00:35:40,820
how come he's not
making anything, you know?
934
00:35:40,822 --> 00:35:41,986
Nothing's stopping him
from going out
935
00:35:41,988 --> 00:35:43,421
and writing a bunch of hits.
936
00:35:43,423 --> 00:35:46,758
After the Style Boyz,
I tried some solo projects,
937
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,126
but none of them
really took off.
938
00:35:48,128 --> 00:35:49,729
♪ Old boots, paper towels ♪
939
00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:51,530
♪ Shopgirl, a novella ♪
940
00:35:51,532 --> 00:35:53,131
♪ Deodorant, house keys ♪
941
00:35:53,133 --> 00:35:54,834
♪ Sweatshirt, an umbrella ♪
942
00:35:54,836 --> 00:35:56,602
♪ A golf club, basketball ♪
943
00:35:56,604 --> 00:35:58,370
♪ Bug spray, a laundry heap ♪
944
00:35:58,372 --> 00:35:59,905
♪ A pocketknife, a battery ♪
945
00:35:59,907 --> 00:36:03,675
♪ These are
the things in my Jeep! ♪
946
00:36:03,677 --> 00:36:05,111
♪ These are
the things in my Jeep... ♪
947
00:36:05,113 --> 00:36:06,879
I didn't really relate
to that song,
948
00:36:06,881 --> 00:36:09,381
because, you know, I-I had
different things in my Jeep
949
00:36:09,383 --> 00:36:11,450
than he had in his Jeep.
950
00:36:11,452 --> 00:36:12,885
I don't think
Conner's living real life.
951
00:36:12,887 --> 00:36:15,153
I think he's in a bubble
with people
952
00:36:15,155 --> 00:36:16,588
telling him
what he wants to hear
953
00:36:16,590 --> 00:36:18,423
and kissing his ass all day.
954
00:36:18,425 --> 00:36:21,526
I heard he's getting
into stage gimmicks now.
955
00:36:21,528 --> 00:36:23,461
He's got Owen in a helmet,
looking dumb.
956
00:36:23,463 --> 00:36:25,030
And one where he sings
from a toilet.
957
00:36:25,032 --> 00:36:26,631
Someone should've told him
that shit's wack,
958
00:36:26,633 --> 00:36:28,901
but he's so afraid of failure,
959
00:36:28,903 --> 00:36:30,736
man, he's just
getting desperate.
960
00:36:30,738 --> 00:36:33,539
Let's try it again.
961
00:36:33,541 --> 00:36:35,874
Oh! Oh, it snagged!
962
00:36:35,876 --> 00:36:37,709
What's up, my confidants?
963
00:36:37,711 --> 00:36:38,711
Be sure to come through
964
00:36:38,713 --> 00:36:39,879
to my show tonight.
965
00:36:39,881 --> 00:36:41,579
I'm trying
a brand-new magic trick.
966
00:36:41,581 --> 00:36:43,448
You know, they said
it couldn't be done,
967
00:36:43,450 --> 00:36:45,117
that the trick was designed
for a woman,
968
00:36:45,119 --> 00:36:46,986
and my junk would get
all tangled.
969
00:36:46,988 --> 00:36:48,586
But I figured out
how to solve it.
970
00:36:48,588 --> 00:36:49,921
I think if I just
tuck it all back...
971
00:36:49,923 --> 00:36:51,590
See ya tonight.
972
00:36:51,592 --> 00:36:52,992
Let's go!
973
00:36:52,994 --> 00:36:54,626
Hey!
974
00:36:54,628 --> 00:36:56,461
What is this, y'all?
975
00:36:56,463 --> 00:36:59,765
I said upscale.
You took me to outer space.
976
00:37:02,135 --> 00:37:04,769
What do you say
we take it back down to Earth?
977
00:37:07,575 --> 00:37:09,475
What?
978
00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:10,642
This almost looks like
979
00:37:10,644 --> 00:37:13,579
something that a cowboy
might wear.
980
00:37:13,581 --> 00:37:14,914
Are y'all looking at my chaps?
981
00:37:16,818 --> 00:37:20,051
But enough horsing around.
Let's take things uptown.
982
00:37:20,053 --> 00:37:22,754
How about a good
old-fashioned tuxedo?
983
00:37:22,756 --> 00:37:24,892
There is no substitute.
984
00:37:26,227 --> 00:37:28,561
Top of the world!
985
00:37:30,097 --> 00:37:31,930
- Oh, shit.
- Where is it?
986
00:37:31,932 --> 00:37:33,097
No, uh, no.
987
00:37:33,099 --> 00:37:34,700
It's tucked. I...
988
00:37:34,702 --> 00:37:36,167
I shaved for the trick!
989
00:37:36,169 --> 00:37:37,236
- Don't post those pics!
- As they approached
990
00:37:37,238 --> 00:37:39,704
- the edge of the Dark Forest...
- It's an illusion.
991
00:37:39,706 --> 00:37:40,773
It's tucked, I tuck it back.
992
00:37:40,775 --> 00:37:42,508
Conner, just hold on.
993
00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:44,175
Don't post those.
It's a tuck-and-tape!
994
00:37:44,177 --> 00:37:46,178
I don't know what to do
right now.
995
00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:48,881
I want to show y'all my dick,
but I can't show you my dick!
996
00:37:48,883 --> 00:37:53,218
It's a great conundrum.
It's a great conundrum!
997
00:37:53,220 --> 00:37:55,787
Holy shit, dude, where the fuck
was your dick, dawg?
998
00:37:55,789 --> 00:37:57,122
What happened out there?!
999
00:37:57,124 --> 00:37:58,791
What happened to the trick?
1000
00:37:58,793 --> 00:38:00,859
Conner, don't worry.
Nobody saw anything.
1001
00:38:00,861 --> 00:38:02,660
I wish they had seen something!
1002
00:38:02,662 --> 00:38:04,829
Now there's 10,000 people
that think I got no dick!
1003
00:38:06,267 --> 00:38:08,133
Wait, you guys know
I have a dick, right?
1004
00:38:08,135 --> 00:38:10,769
- Yeah. It's just...
- You do. You-you do.
1005
00:38:10,771 --> 00:38:12,537
- Yes.
- I've always believed you had a dick.
1006
00:38:12,539 --> 00:38:14,807
R-Right, right, right,
but, like, where was it though?
1007
00:38:14,809 --> 00:38:17,008
Because that motherfucker
was gone.
1008
00:38:17,010 --> 00:38:18,244
We've gone over this. I...
1009
00:38:18,246 --> 00:38:19,845
You know I got to tuck
my shit back
1010
00:38:19,847 --> 00:38:21,814
so it doesn't get tangled up
in the garments.
1011
00:38:21,816 --> 00:38:23,082
- Yeah, that makes perfect sense.
- Of course.
1012
00:38:23,084 --> 00:38:24,883
Got to put it
in between the legs.
1013
00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:25,818
Conner, don't worry about it.
1014
00:38:25,820 --> 00:38:27,253
You were up there
for, like, ten seconds.
1015
00:38:27,255 --> 00:38:29,622
Ten seconds is
an eternity, Harry!
1016
00:38:29,624 --> 00:38:30,923
It's a third of the way to Mars!
1017
00:38:30,925 --> 00:38:32,624
Conner, we've talked about this.
1018
00:38:32,626 --> 00:38:34,727
30 Seconds to Mars
is the name of a band.
1019
00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:35,928
It's not a fact.
1020
00:38:35,930 --> 00:38:37,229
Hey, look, thank you, dawg,
1021
00:38:37,231 --> 00:38:39,097
because this shit
was hilarious, fam!
1022
00:38:39,099 --> 00:38:41,767
Well, I'm so glad that I could
entertain you, Hunter.
1023
00:38:41,769 --> 00:38:44,537
You wouldn't happen to know
anything about this, would you?
1024
00:38:44,539 --> 00:38:46,037
Ah. I wish.
1025
00:38:46,039 --> 00:38:48,140
This is, like,
genius prank shit right here.
1026
00:38:48,142 --> 00:38:49,841
Next level.
1027
00:38:49,843 --> 00:38:53,044
You would have to be
the best prankster of all time
1028
00:38:53,046 --> 00:38:54,747
to think of something like this.
1029
00:38:54,749 --> 00:38:57,716
And, well, shit, that's...
shit, that's me.
1030
00:38:57,718 --> 00:38:58,753
Maybe I did do it.
1031
00:38:59,854 --> 00:39:01,553
Nah, I didn't do it.
1032
00:39:01,555 --> 00:39:03,155
Or did I?
1033
00:39:03,157 --> 00:39:05,291
Nah, I didn't.
1034
00:39:05,293 --> 00:39:07,158
Or maybe I did.
1035
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:09,294
Not. Do it.
1036
00:39:09,296 --> 00:39:11,030
- Did you?!
- I didn't do it.
1037
00:39:11,032 --> 00:39:12,131
Or I did.
1038
00:39:12,133 --> 00:39:13,765
Who knows?! I don't!
1039
00:39:13,767 --> 00:39:15,166
Conner, don't worry,
don't worry.
1040
00:39:15,168 --> 00:39:16,968
This is not news.
1041
00:39:16,970 --> 00:39:19,070
Don't post those!
1042
00:39:19,072 --> 00:39:21,606
What the fuck?!
1043
00:39:21,608 --> 00:39:25,843
The timing of that was crazy!
1044
00:39:25,845 --> 00:39:27,845
- Conner dickless?
- They should call him.
1045
00:39:27,847 --> 00:39:29,948
NoDick4Real.
1046
00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:48,267
It was tucked, Linda.
It's part of the show.
1047
00:39:48,269 --> 00:39:50,001
- No, no, don't print that!
- Everywhere I look.
1048
00:39:50,003 --> 00:39:51,637
This is insane.
1049
00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:53,738
Now it's on the front page
of USA Today,
1050
00:39:53,740 --> 00:39:55,374
the most respected newspaper
in the world?
1051
00:39:55,376 --> 00:39:56,774
Sweetie, relax.
1052
00:39:56,776 --> 00:39:58,811
All we need is a different story
1053
00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:00,912
- to wipe it out of the press cycle.
- Mm-hmm.
1054
00:40:00,914 --> 00:40:02,914
Okay, so what? What do we do?
1055
00:40:02,916 --> 00:40:04,316
Anything.
Uh, release a new single.
1056
00:40:04,318 --> 00:40:05,883
Get a crazy haircut.
1057
00:40:05,885 --> 00:40:08,954
Or, uh, take an ugly teenager
to the prom.
1058
00:40:08,956 --> 00:40:09,988
All good ideas.
1059
00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:11,390
Let's keep thinking about it.
1060
00:40:11,392 --> 00:40:12,925
And I'm gonna go tweet
a picture of my dick.
1061
00:40:12,927 --> 00:40:15,095
Okay, don't really do that.
1062
00:40:22,168 --> 00:40:24,903
Ah, man,
I just think it's gonna really
1063
00:40:24,905 --> 00:40:26,271
change people's perception of me
1064
00:40:26,273 --> 00:40:28,006
in a good, positive way.
1065
00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:30,008
And also, I'm really glad
about the fact
1066
00:40:30,010 --> 00:40:32,778
that we'll get married, too,
'cause I like her so much.
1067
00:40:32,780 --> 00:40:33,745
Conner, what's going on?
1068
00:40:33,747 --> 00:40:35,146
You'll see.
1069
00:40:35,148 --> 00:40:36,381
Oh, my God, is that music?
1070
00:40:36,383 --> 00:40:37,783
Yeah.
1071
00:40:37,785 --> 00:40:39,218
Almost there. And...
1072
00:40:39,220 --> 00:40:41,120
Uh-huh?
1073
00:40:41,122 --> 00:40:42,724
- You ready?
- Mm-hmm.
1074
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:48,260
Are those real wolves?
1075
00:40:48,262 --> 00:40:49,394
Yeah.
1076
00:40:49,396 --> 00:40:50,928
Conner!
1077
00:40:50,930 --> 00:40:52,664
My psychic told me
1078
00:40:52,666 --> 00:40:54,733
that in my previous life,
I was a wolf.
1079
00:40:54,735 --> 00:40:57,169
Which makes so much sense.
1080
00:40:57,171 --> 00:40:59,872
But I can't believe
that Conner remembered.
1081
00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:02,274
And you invited the press?
1082
00:41:02,276 --> 00:41:03,675
Yeah.
1083
00:41:03,677 --> 00:41:06,178
♪ I landed in London ♪
1084
00:41:06,180 --> 00:41:08,881
♪ At a quarter to noon... ♪
1085
00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:11,216
Oh, my God.
Is that, is that Seal?
1086
00:41:11,218 --> 00:41:12,350
- Yeah.
- What is this?
1087
00:41:12,352 --> 00:41:13,718
What's going on?
1088
00:41:15,189 --> 00:41:18,157
♪ I know she's exquisite ♪
1089
00:41:18,159 --> 00:41:20,358
♪ So I had to visit ♪
1090
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:23,095
♪ Push my back to the front... ♪
1091
00:41:23,097 --> 00:41:26,731
Ever since I met you,
I knew in my heart
1092
00:41:26,733 --> 00:41:28,367
that you were super bangin'.
1093
00:41:30,704 --> 00:41:32,137
Hey, uh, dude,
you got to kill this music.
1094
00:41:32,139 --> 00:41:33,939
The wolves are going crazy.
1095
00:41:35,075 --> 00:41:36,841
I can't stop Seal from singing.
1096
00:41:36,843 --> 00:41:39,845
♪ With impeccable style... ♪
1097
00:41:39,847 --> 00:41:42,213
Sorry, could we get the wolves
to be more quiet?
1098
00:41:42,215 --> 00:41:43,916
No.
1099
00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:46,452
♪ You're the only girl
that I want to think... ♪
1100
00:41:46,454 --> 00:41:49,021
Ashley Wednesday...
1101
00:41:49,023 --> 00:41:51,023
will you marry me?
1102
00:41:51,025 --> 00:41:53,425
♪ Please freaking
say yes, girl... ♪
1103
00:41:53,427 --> 00:41:56,028
Yes! Yes!
1104
00:41:56,030 --> 00:41:58,162
The wolves are loose!
1105
00:41:58,164 --> 00:42:00,131
- Shit!
- Shit! Okay.
1106
00:42:00,133 --> 00:42:02,166
- Oh, God!
- Go, run, now!
1107
00:42:06,474 --> 00:42:07,842
Run!
1108
00:42:10,077 --> 00:42:11,977
Jesus Christ!
1109
00:42:11,979 --> 00:42:14,113
We got wild animals...
1110
00:42:15,381 --> 00:42:16,448
Seal!
1111
00:42:16,450 --> 00:42:17,783
Seal, come on!
1112
00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:19,017
Hurry!
1113
00:42:19,019 --> 00:42:20,919
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine. For a second...
1114
00:42:22,356 --> 00:42:24,455
- Seal!
- Seal!
1115
00:42:24,457 --> 00:42:25,823
Shit! Oh!
1116
00:42:27,794 --> 00:42:29,995
- Seal!
- Oh, my God! You got him, dude!
1117
00:42:29,997 --> 00:42:32,164
Don't worry. I've been
in this situation before.
1118
00:42:32,166 --> 00:42:33,932
How do you think
I got these scars?
1119
00:42:33,934 --> 00:42:36,100
- From wolves?
- Fucking wolves.
1120
00:42:36,102 --> 00:42:37,836
Now, let's get out of here...
1121
00:42:39,039 --> 00:42:40,204
What the fuck?!
1122
00:42:40,206 --> 00:42:41,840
- Go! Go!
- Go!
1123
00:42:41,842 --> 00:42:43,941
We killed Seal!
1124
00:42:43,943 --> 00:42:46,512
- He's dead! Seal is dead!
- He's dead!
1125
00:42:46,514 --> 00:42:50,115
Conner4Real is being
sued by R&B singer Seal for...
1126
00:42:50,117 --> 00:42:51,816
Why would he do that to Seal?
1127
00:42:51,818 --> 00:42:53,251
- I don't even know...
- Conner4Real is such a joke.
1128
00:42:53,253 --> 00:42:54,887
He disappointed all of us.
I mean...
1129
00:42:54,889 --> 00:42:56,320
Did you see that proposal?
It was so fake.
1130
00:42:56,322 --> 00:42:57,890
Like, I don't even think
they like each other.
1131
00:42:57,892 --> 00:42:58,957
Why did they do that to Seal?
1132
00:42:58,959 --> 00:43:00,325
He doesn't even have a dick.
1133
00:43:00,327 --> 00:43:02,160
I used to like Conner4Real,
but now I wish
1134
00:43:02,162 --> 00:43:03,829
he would just go away.
1135
00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:05,296
My first guest,
1136
00:43:05,298 --> 00:43:07,365
Conner4Real!
1137
00:43:07,367 --> 00:43:09,401
I just want to thank Seal again
1138
00:43:09,403 --> 00:43:10,501
and wish him a fast recovery.
1139
00:43:10,503 --> 00:43:11,970
He's gonna be fine.
1140
00:43:11,972 --> 00:43:13,238
That's great news.
1141
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:14,972
That's great news,
and congrats again
1142
00:43:14,974 --> 00:43:16,307
- to you and Ashley.
- Thank you, thank you.
1143
00:43:16,309 --> 00:43:19,178
And, you know, don't forget
CONNquest in stores now.
1144
00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:20,912
- Cop that.
- Yeah, absolutely.
1145
00:43:20,914 --> 00:43:22,414
Absolutely.
1146
00:43:22,416 --> 00:43:24,582
Can I, can I just fanboy out
for a second?
1147
00:43:24,584 --> 00:43:26,984
Uh, because
my-my favorite thing of yours
1148
00:43:26,986 --> 00:43:29,454
- from-from back in the day, the "Donkey Roll."
- Oh.
1149
00:43:29,456 --> 00:43:30,955
You guys know...
1150
00:43:30,957 --> 00:43:33,291
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- For the kids out there,
1151
00:43:33,293 --> 00:43:35,827
The "Donkey Roll" is
from Conner's old group
1152
00:43:35,829 --> 00:43:36,995
the Style Boyz.
1153
00:43:36,997 --> 00:43:39,298
When I...
1154
00:43:39,300 --> 00:43:41,332
- Yeah.
- You know what I'm saying? I don't want to brag,
1155
00:43:41,334 --> 00:43:43,968
but I used to do a mean
"Donkey Roll" back in college.
1156
00:43:43,970 --> 00:43:46,104
- I'm just saying.
- Oh, for real?
1157
00:43:46,106 --> 00:43:49,341
Some-some said I-I did it
better than yours.
1158
00:43:49,343 --> 00:43:51,376
Oh.
1159
00:43:51,378 --> 00:43:52,878
- Come on, now.
- No...
1160
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,912
Don't do that, Jimmy Fallon.
1161
00:43:54,914 --> 00:43:57,448
I think I saw
Kid Contact backstage.
1162
00:43:57,450 --> 00:43:59,450
Do you think that we could
get him out here and...?
1163
00:44:00,588 --> 00:44:02,354
I doubt he'd be into it.
1164
00:44:05,025 --> 00:44:07,526
Y'all set me up?
1165
00:44:07,528 --> 00:44:09,494
Oh!
1166
00:44:09,496 --> 00:44:12,497
Okay, I'll be filling in
for Kid Brain!
1167
00:44:12,499 --> 00:44:14,633
Roots, "Donkey Roll" up!
1168
00:44:14,635 --> 00:44:16,871
♪ Let me see that donkey roll ♪
1169
00:44:19,206 --> 00:44:20,972
♪ Donkey roll... ♪
1170
00:44:20,974 --> 00:44:22,407
I loved the "Donkey Roll."
1171
00:44:22,409 --> 00:44:24,309
The "Donkey Roll" was the shit.
1172
00:44:24,311 --> 00:44:26,010
That's the reason why I dance.
1173
00:44:26,012 --> 00:44:27,312
Every junior high dance
1174
00:44:27,314 --> 00:44:29,247
had to end with
the "Donkey Roll."
1175
00:44:29,249 --> 00:44:30,983
I dreamed of doing
the "Donkey Roll"
1176
00:44:30,985 --> 00:44:32,050
onstage with them.
1177
00:44:32,052 --> 00:44:35,053
♪ Donkey roll. ♪
1178
00:44:35,055 --> 00:44:36,521
Yo, everybody!
1179
00:44:36,523 --> 00:44:38,523
It's all right!
Thank you, buddy.
1180
00:44:38,525 --> 00:44:42,494
Yo, dude, how fun was that shit?
1181
00:44:42,496 --> 00:44:44,363
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
1182
00:44:44,365 --> 00:44:45,930
I wish Lawrence
could've been here.
1183
00:44:45,932 --> 00:44:47,599
Owen, that sucked.
1184
00:44:47,601 --> 00:44:49,667
I'm trying to sell a record,
not stroll down memory lane.
1185
00:44:49,669 --> 00:44:51,169
That shit made me look
like a has-been.
1186
00:44:51,171 --> 00:44:52,437
Come on, man.
1187
00:44:52,439 --> 00:44:53,604
The crowd loved it.
1188
00:44:53,606 --> 00:44:55,340
Whatever, man.
1189
00:44:56,910 --> 00:44:58,276
All right.
1190
00:45:06,686 --> 00:45:10,088
Well, look, you have
to understand something.
1191
00:45:10,090 --> 00:45:12,356
Conner's lived
a very blessed life.
1192
00:45:12,358 --> 00:45:14,225
He got very successful
very, very young.
1193
00:45:14,227 --> 00:45:16,093
- No, no, no...
- And because of that,
1194
00:45:16,095 --> 00:45:19,330
he never really learned
to handle adversity
1195
00:45:19,332 --> 00:45:20,532
in an adult way.
1196
00:45:20,534 --> 00:45:21,934
How many people here
1197
00:45:21,936 --> 00:45:23,968
bought my new album, CONNquest?
1198
00:45:23,970 --> 00:45:26,238
All y'all liars!
1199
00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:27,571
I know you didn't buy it!
1200
00:45:27,573 --> 00:45:30,207
Do you guys even
like me anymore?
1201
00:45:30,209 --> 00:45:31,542
Could've seen this coming.
1202
00:45:31,544 --> 00:45:33,445
Conner4Real dumped by
new fiancée Ashley Wednesday.
1203
00:45:33,447 --> 00:45:34,512
Hey, Conner!
1204
00:45:34,514 --> 00:45:36,048
Why did Ashley dump you, brah?
1205
00:45:36,050 --> 00:45:38,316
- Get the fuck off my ass.
- Yo, man!
1206
00:45:38,318 --> 00:45:40,484
- Son of a bitch!
- Yo, I could really use you
1207
00:45:40,486 --> 00:45:42,287
- out here, man.
- Mm-hmm.
1208
00:45:42,289 --> 00:45:44,356
Yo, w-we're in Denver tomorrow.
1209
00:45:44,358 --> 00:45:46,457
Come through.
I-I'll send a car for you.
1210
00:45:46,459 --> 00:45:47,658
He really wants to apologize?
1211
00:45:47,660 --> 00:45:48,727
Yes, dude.
1212
00:45:48,729 --> 00:45:50,128
Stop. Down.
1213
00:45:50,130 --> 00:45:51,495
This business can be crazy, man.
1214
00:45:51,497 --> 00:45:52,530
That's why it's so important
1215
00:45:52,532 --> 00:45:54,131
to be around people
that you trust,
1216
00:45:54,133 --> 00:45:55,367
that you've grown up with.
1217
00:45:55,369 --> 00:45:56,334
- I mean...
- What is that?
1218
00:45:56,336 --> 00:45:58,135
And plus, Lawrence was always
1219
00:45:58,137 --> 00:45:59,570
the one who could
cheer Conner up.
1220
00:45:59,572 --> 00:46:01,273
You know?
1221
00:46:02,376 --> 00:46:04,075
- Mm-hmm.
- Dude, please.
1222
00:46:04,077 --> 00:46:07,012
He really needs
his real friends right now.
1223
00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:08,213
He needs you.
1224
00:46:09,615 --> 00:46:11,149
Yo, what's that sound
in the background?
1225
00:46:11,151 --> 00:46:12,149
Oh, it's just, uh,
1226
00:46:12,151 --> 00:46:13,452
my girlfriend.
1227
00:46:13,454 --> 00:46:15,120
I'm having sex with her.
1228
00:46:15,122 --> 00:46:17,321
All right, man. Uh, maybe.
1229
00:46:17,323 --> 00:46:19,490
You know, maybe.
I'll think about it.
1230
00:46:19,492 --> 00:46:21,459
So last night,
I caught a little bit
1231
00:46:21,461 --> 00:46:23,028
of this obscure old movie
1232
00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:24,329
called The Parent Trap, right?
1233
00:46:24,331 --> 00:46:26,664
And in that movie, these two
little redheaded girls,
1234
00:46:26,666 --> 00:46:30,568
they get the idea to trick
their divorced parents
1235
00:46:30,570 --> 00:46:32,771
into falling back in love
with each other.
1236
00:46:32,773 --> 00:46:34,205
So I was like, yo,
1237
00:46:34,207 --> 00:46:36,408
if I just get
Lawrence and Conner
1238
00:46:36,410 --> 00:46:38,410
in the same room together,
1239
00:46:38,412 --> 00:46:41,012
boom, they're gonna realize
that they're friends,
1240
00:46:41,014 --> 00:46:43,682
and we all
can all be buddies again.
1241
00:46:52,693 --> 00:46:55,093
♪ Mona Lisa ♪
1242
00:46:55,095 --> 00:46:58,562
♪ You're an overrated piece
of shit ♪
1243
00:46:58,564 --> 00:47:00,365
♪ What the fuck
is this garbage? ♪
1244
00:47:00,367 --> 00:47:02,401
Tyrus! Shut up, man!
1245
00:47:02,403 --> 00:47:04,068
- We're watching TV.
- Quiet, dude!
1246
00:47:04,070 --> 00:47:06,171
Leave the singing to the
professionals, please. Yeah?
1247
00:47:06,173 --> 00:47:08,340
You're right. I-I'm sorry.
1248
00:47:08,342 --> 00:47:10,311
And cut softer, dawg.
1249
00:47:15,548 --> 00:47:17,416
♪ Dedicated to the people
of Ethpania... ♪
1250
00:47:17,418 --> 00:47:20,385
We were on the road in Spain,
1251
00:47:20,387 --> 00:47:23,354
and I noticed
that the people there
1252
00:47:23,356 --> 00:47:25,689
pronounce the letter "S"
1253
00:47:25,691 --> 00:47:28,526
with, like, a T-H, "the," sound.
1254
00:47:28,528 --> 00:47:31,095
So instead of saying "Spain,"
1255
00:47:31,097 --> 00:47:33,765
they say "Thpain," you know?
1256
00:47:33,767 --> 00:47:37,169
And it's like the whole country
has a crazy speech impediment.
1257
00:47:37,171 --> 00:47:39,771
Um, so I wrote a "thong"
about that.
1258
00:47:39,773 --> 00:47:43,675
♪ Now theeng!
In Ibithathathathathatha ♪
1259
00:47:43,677 --> 00:47:48,245
♪ Every day's
a fiethta-thta-thta ♪
1260
00:47:48,247 --> 00:47:51,149
♪ Speakers boom on the
dance floor, floor, floor... ♪
1261
00:47:51,151 --> 00:47:53,318
Don't post those pics!
Don't post those pics!
1262
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,586
♪ Everyone is a thtar,
thtar, thtar, thtar ♪
1263
00:47:55,588 --> 00:47:58,557
♪ Our tummies are full
of pae-jhay-ah... ♪
1264
00:47:58,559 --> 00:48:00,658
All right!
1265
00:48:00,660 --> 00:48:02,626
- Ah, thanks, man.
- Man, good shit!
1266
00:48:02,628 --> 00:48:04,361
You dropped it perfect
right on that one.
1267
00:48:04,363 --> 00:48:05,729
- Oh, thanks, man.
- Oh, thanks.
1268
00:48:05,731 --> 00:48:08,265
Oh, hey, um, I invited Lawrence
1269
00:48:08,267 --> 00:48:09,800
to come to
the after-party tonight.
1270
00:48:09,802 --> 00:48:11,803
- So he might be here.
- What? Lawrence is here?
1271
00:48:11,805 --> 00:48:13,805
Yeah, man.
Oh, you know, I told you
1272
00:48:13,807 --> 00:48:15,874
he lives right nearby here,
so I just thought
1273
00:48:15,876 --> 00:48:17,508
it'd be cool for him to come.
1274
00:48:17,510 --> 00:48:19,410
He actually, he wanted
to apologize to you...
1275
00:48:19,412 --> 00:48:20,644
Owen.
1276
00:48:20,646 --> 00:48:22,549
Are you trying
to Parent Trap us?
1277
00:48:23,883 --> 00:48:25,850
No.
1278
00:48:25,852 --> 00:48:28,687
God, he looks like a caveman.
1279
00:48:28,689 --> 00:48:31,555
Look at this fool.
He's about to murder somebody.
1280
00:48:31,557 --> 00:48:34,258
I think it's just
the lighting in the limo.
1281
00:48:34,260 --> 00:48:35,693
- What?!
- No, seriously.
1282
00:48:35,695 --> 00:48:38,329
I think that...
that's just his resting face.
1283
00:48:38,331 --> 00:48:40,499
- He's just relaxing.
- So what, he just
1284
00:48:40,501 --> 00:48:42,434
apologizes to me, and I'm
supposed to forgive him,
1285
00:48:42,436 --> 00:48:45,169
and then we go back to being
a big, happy family?
1286
00:48:45,171 --> 00:48:46,738
Something like that.
1287
00:48:46,740 --> 00:48:47,838
Yeah.
1288
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,143
All right.
1289
00:48:54,814 --> 00:48:56,814
Style Boyz.
1290
00:48:56,816 --> 00:48:58,718
In the house. Right?
1291
00:49:06,727 --> 00:49:08,693
- Nah. Fuck this.
- No. - No. No.
1292
00:49:08,695 --> 00:49:09,760
Fans got through the gate.
1293
00:49:09,762 --> 00:49:11,363
- We got to lock up.
- Let me out, man.
1294
00:49:11,365 --> 00:49:13,631
Yo, unlock the doors.
1295
00:49:13,633 --> 00:49:15,600
Yeah, you should go, man.
Bail... that's your move.
1296
00:49:15,602 --> 00:49:17,903
That's not my move.
That's your move. You bailed.
1297
00:49:17,905 --> 00:49:19,937
I didn't bail.
People like me best,
1298
00:49:19,939 --> 00:49:21,705
and you couldn't handle it,
so I did my own thing.
1299
00:49:21,707 --> 00:49:23,707
People like you best
'cause of the shit I wrote.
1300
00:49:23,709 --> 00:49:25,709
They don't like your shit,
they like my shit,
1301
00:49:25,711 --> 00:49:28,280
- and they don't even know it.
- Take a look around, Lawrence.
1302
00:49:28,282 --> 00:49:30,182
If you were so important
to my success,
1303
00:49:30,184 --> 00:49:31,749
how come my solo shit's
way bigger
1304
00:49:31,751 --> 00:49:33,184
than Style Boyz ever was?
1305
00:49:33,186 --> 00:49:34,818
You had Owen making
all your beats.
1306
00:49:34,820 --> 00:49:37,388
And now you ditched him,
and your shit's tanking.
1307
00:49:37,390 --> 00:49:39,256
Why can't you just give me
any credit, man?
1308
00:49:39,258 --> 00:49:40,392
Just admit that I'm talented.
1309
00:49:40,394 --> 00:49:42,861
Why can't you admit that
I wrote the catchphrase verse?
1310
00:49:42,863 --> 00:49:44,930
- Oh, this shit again.
- None of this garbage out here
1311
00:49:44,932 --> 00:49:46,198
- is possible without me.
- Conner!
1312
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:47,133
- Admit that shit.
- I love you!
1313
00:49:47,135 --> 00:49:48,867
Man, what the fuck
is going on out there?
1314
00:49:48,869 --> 00:49:50,801
- Conner, sign my tits!
- Oh, what, this?
1315
00:49:50,803 --> 00:49:52,870
This is just some
beautiful-ass titties, man.
1316
00:49:52,872 --> 00:49:55,740
My fans ask me to sign them
all the time,
1317
00:49:55,742 --> 00:49:58,510
because they love me,
and I love them, Lawrence.
1318
00:49:58,512 --> 00:50:00,711
And you know what?
You need to grow up, dude.
1319
00:50:00,713 --> 00:50:02,479
Because this right here,
1320
00:50:02,481 --> 00:50:04,716
this is what it's all about,
my friend.
1321
00:50:04,718 --> 00:50:06,450
Making art.
1322
00:50:06,452 --> 00:50:07,718
Connecting with people.
1323
00:50:07,720 --> 00:50:10,254
This is that rock star life,
my man,
1324
00:50:10,256 --> 00:50:12,890
and I'm slurping it down
like a big old
1325
00:50:12,892 --> 00:50:14,825
- fat milkshake.
- Hey, Conner?
1326
00:50:14,827 --> 00:50:17,729
- Not now, Owen! I'm gonna sign these titties.
- I'm just...
1327
00:50:17,731 --> 00:50:20,631
So sit back and watch
how it's done, my friend.
1328
00:50:20,633 --> 00:50:23,367
I'm gonna... Oh, shit!
Oh! It's a dick!
1329
00:50:23,369 --> 00:50:25,236
That's one of your fans, man.
Go for it.
1330
00:50:25,238 --> 00:50:26,570
- Ooh!
- Can you make it out to Jenna?
1331
00:50:26,572 --> 00:50:27,771
- Oh, hello.
- That's me.
1332
00:50:27,773 --> 00:50:28,872
It's nice to meet you.
1333
00:50:28,874 --> 00:50:30,841
- That's my fiancé's penis.
- Ah.
1334
00:50:30,843 --> 00:50:33,245
- Big fan.
- Thanks, man. So tight.
1335
00:50:33,247 --> 00:50:34,845
Okay, he's inside.
1336
00:50:34,847 --> 00:50:35,981
I'm just gonna...
1337
00:50:37,985 --> 00:50:40,484
do the old John Hancock.
1338
00:50:40,486 --> 00:50:42,553
Are you guys getting
back together? Style Boyz?
1339
00:50:42,555 --> 00:50:44,823
- No. - No. Right on.
- We're thinking about it.
1340
00:50:44,825 --> 00:50:46,957
I'm gonna roll
the window up now, so just...
1341
00:50:46,959 --> 00:50:48,026
Thanks for coming by.
1342
00:50:48,028 --> 00:50:50,995
- Great to meet you guys.
- I rest my case, Lawrence.
1343
00:50:50,997 --> 00:50:53,832
You think you know what's up,
but in fact,
1344
00:50:53,834 --> 00:50:56,834
you, my friend,
have no idea what's going on.
1345
00:50:56,836 --> 00:50:58,836
Don't call me again.
1346
00:50:58,838 --> 00:50:59,937
Lawrence, dude.
1347
00:50:59,939 --> 00:51:02,774
Don't leave like that.
1348
00:51:02,776 --> 00:51:04,309
Shit.
1349
00:51:04,311 --> 00:51:06,477
We should probably hit
the car wash.
1350
00:51:10,050 --> 00:51:11,850
♪ All work and no play ♪
1351
00:51:11,852 --> 00:51:13,584
♪ Make Hunter go crazy ♪
1352
00:51:13,586 --> 00:51:15,419
♪ All play and no work ♪
1353
00:51:15,421 --> 00:51:17,488
♪ Make Hunter feel
just as depressed ♪
1354
00:51:17,490 --> 00:51:18,890
♪ I'm O.J., I'm Simpson ♪
1355
00:51:18,892 --> 00:51:20,591
♪ I'm Martha, I'm Plimpton... ♪
1356
00:51:20,593 --> 00:51:22,894
Finally heard back
from the Poppies.
1357
00:51:22,896 --> 00:51:25,396
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah. They-they love you.
1358
00:51:25,398 --> 00:51:27,432
Um, they just...
1359
00:51:27,434 --> 00:51:30,001
they just don't have
enough room for you this year.
1360
00:51:30,003 --> 00:51:31,769
What? For real?
1361
00:51:31,771 --> 00:51:33,738
Yeah, it's a bummer. I know.
1362
00:51:33,740 --> 00:51:37,341
I told them to keep us in mind
if anything changes.
1363
00:51:37,343 --> 00:51:38,475
It could come around.
1364
00:51:38,477 --> 00:51:40,745
This business is tough.
1365
00:51:40,747 --> 00:51:44,649
The highs are high,
and the lows are low.
1366
00:51:44,651 --> 00:51:46,718
You know? It's like a wave.
1367
00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:49,486
You just got to learn
how to ride the wave, you know?
1368
00:51:49,488 --> 00:51:51,588
It's up and down,
just like that.
1369
00:51:51,590 --> 00:51:54,024
Tony! Toni! Toné! TonEe?
1370
00:51:54,026 --> 00:51:56,561
Bartending.
1371
00:51:56,563 --> 00:51:58,595
Style Boyz.
1372
00:51:58,597 --> 00:51:59,997
Conner4Real.
1373
00:52:02,035 --> 00:52:05,070
That means I might be
going down again soon.
1374
00:52:05,072 --> 00:52:06,937
♪ Hey-ya, hey-ya, ho,
hey-ya, hey-ya, ho... ♪
1375
00:52:06,939 --> 00:52:09,073
Harry, he's 30 minutes over.
1376
00:52:09,075 --> 00:52:11,008
I'm sure he'll be done soon.
1377
00:52:11,010 --> 00:52:12,910
I'm never gonna leave
this stage!
1378
00:52:12,912 --> 00:52:15,546
I'm gonna die up here!
1379
00:52:15,548 --> 00:52:17,048
All right, that's it.
1380
00:52:17,050 --> 00:52:18,615
Owen, get your gear.
1381
00:52:18,617 --> 00:52:20,417
- Got it.
- Frank, cue it up.
1382
00:52:20,419 --> 00:52:21,919
Conner, what are you doing?
1383
00:52:21,921 --> 00:52:23,454
I'm going on, Harry!
1384
00:52:23,456 --> 00:52:24,722
You better get a bedpan!
1385
00:52:24,724 --> 00:52:26,624
I'm-a be here all night, bitch!
1386
00:52:26,626 --> 00:52:29,794
Who came here to see
Hunter the Hungry, huh?
1387
00:52:31,731 --> 00:52:33,631
And who came here to see.
1388
00:52:33,633 --> 00:52:35,066
Conner4Real?
1389
00:52:40,773 --> 00:52:43,643
What's up, y'all?
1390
00:52:52,852 --> 00:52:54,718
What'd you just say?
1391
00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:56,620
Contact, skip the intro.
1392
00:52:56,622 --> 00:52:57,988
- Go to "Humble."
- ♪ Stompin' through the forest ♪
1393
00:52:57,990 --> 00:52:59,390
♪ Like a retarded
tyrannosaurus... ♪
1394
00:53:00,494 --> 00:53:02,794
♪ Y'all know I be
the most humblest... ♪
1395
00:53:02,796 --> 00:53:04,829
♪ In the back of a Ford Taurus,
fuck a chorus... ♪
1396
00:53:04,831 --> 00:53:06,898
♪ On top of the humble list,
my... ♪
1397
00:53:13,106 --> 00:53:15,707
- All right, Harry, we got to talk.
- I know.
1398
00:53:15,709 --> 00:53:17,541
- That was a mess out there tonight.
- Yeah.
1399
00:53:17,543 --> 00:53:18,776
We have to get rid of Hunter.
1400
00:53:18,778 --> 00:53:20,611
We can't fire Hunter, Conner.
1401
00:53:20,613 --> 00:53:22,914
I mean, he's one of the reasons
that the tour sold out.
1402
00:53:22,916 --> 00:53:24,015
I want him off the tour.
1403
00:53:24,017 --> 00:53:27,785
Well, look, he's number one
on BonkoHub right now.
1404
00:53:27,787 --> 00:53:29,019
Well, what number are we?
1405
00:53:29,021 --> 00:53:31,455
Numbers don't matter.
Come on, you know that.
1406
00:53:31,457 --> 00:53:33,091
- God.
- Hey, could we talk about this helmet?
1407
00:53:33,093 --> 00:53:35,959
- It's crazy heavy, and it's really hurting my back.
- Owen,
1408
00:53:35,961 --> 00:53:38,028
why are you talking right now?
Why are you in this meeting?
1409
00:53:38,030 --> 00:53:39,597
I'm in all of our meetings.
1410
00:53:39,599 --> 00:53:40,899
Dude, just leave, all right?
1411
00:53:40,901 --> 00:53:42,566
Go have a meeting with Lawrence.
1412
00:53:42,568 --> 00:53:43,667
You know, it's not my fault
1413
00:53:43,669 --> 00:53:44,803
that the album's
not selling, okay?
1414
00:53:44,805 --> 00:53:45,903
Don't take it out on me.
1415
00:53:45,905 --> 00:53:46,972
Great.
1416
00:53:46,974 --> 00:53:50,008
Harry, we have to get rid
of Hunter, all right?
1417
00:53:50,010 --> 00:53:51,742
I'm not asking, I'm telling.
1418
00:53:51,744 --> 00:53:53,611
You represent me, not him.
1419
00:53:53,613 --> 00:53:56,747
Okay, look, well, actually...
1420
00:53:56,749 --> 00:53:58,485
technically...
1421
00:54:00,787 --> 00:54:03,454
Full disclosure:
I represent both of you.
1422
00:54:03,456 --> 00:54:05,657
What?
1423
00:54:05,659 --> 00:54:08,026
Yeah.
1424
00:54:08,028 --> 00:54:09,193
You signed him?
1425
00:54:09,195 --> 00:54:10,528
Conner, come on.
1426
00:54:10,530 --> 00:54:11,629
Are you kidding me, Harry?
1427
00:54:11,631 --> 00:54:12,830
It's just business.
1428
00:54:12,832 --> 00:54:14,198
It's not to me!
1429
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,767
All right, look,
decide right now, him or me.
1430
00:54:16,769 --> 00:54:17,869
Come on, don't go there.
1431
00:54:17,871 --> 00:54:19,671
Look, I got a family to feed.
1432
00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:21,071
What? No, you don't!
1433
00:54:21,073 --> 00:54:23,173
- I have a niece.
- We all have a niece!
1434
00:54:23,175 --> 00:54:24,209
You know what?
1435
00:54:24,211 --> 00:54:26,678
You're fired.
1436
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,546
Conner, you... you're just...
1437
00:54:28,548 --> 00:54:30,551
you're upset
and you're overreacting.
1438
00:54:31,852 --> 00:54:33,751
Okay, now I got to collate that.
1439
00:54:33,753 --> 00:54:35,586
Great. Have fun collating.
1440
00:54:35,588 --> 00:54:38,523
There's no fun in collating!
1441
00:54:38,525 --> 00:54:40,892
What's up, my confidants?
1442
00:54:40,894 --> 00:54:42,994
Who can you really trust?
1443
00:54:42,996 --> 00:54:44,995
I thought
I could trust my manager,
1444
00:54:44,997 --> 00:54:47,265
but it turned out
he was stabbing me in the back
1445
00:54:47,267 --> 00:54:48,765
the whole time.
1446
00:54:48,767 --> 00:54:51,202
I thought I could trust Seal.
1447
00:54:51,204 --> 00:54:53,537
I thought I could trust
the Yelp reviews
1448
00:54:53,539 --> 00:54:55,273
of PartyWolves.com.
1449
00:54:55,275 --> 00:54:57,608
Really makes you think,
doesn't it?
1450
00:54:57,610 --> 00:55:01,178
Who's out there,
scheming behind my back,
1451
00:55:01,180 --> 00:55:03,213
trying to take what I built?
1452
00:55:03,215 --> 00:55:06,584
I need to find out
who I can really trust.
1453
00:55:18,264 --> 00:55:21,231
All right, y'all,
come and get 'em!
1454
00:55:21,233 --> 00:55:24,035
- Conner's fancy flapjacks! Right here!
- Whoa!
1455
00:55:24,037 --> 00:55:26,137
Wow! Thanks, Conn.
1456
00:55:26,139 --> 00:55:28,539
Eat up, eat up, eat up, eat up.
1457
00:55:31,845 --> 00:55:33,711
- Mm!
- Sponge,
1458
00:55:33,713 --> 00:55:34,945
you liking those pancakes?
1459
00:55:34,947 --> 00:55:37,247
- They're so good. Yeah.
- Yeah.
1460
00:55:37,249 --> 00:55:39,117
Eddie? Feeling these?
1461
00:55:40,753 --> 00:55:42,220
- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
1462
00:55:42,222 --> 00:55:44,289
Dude, I'm sorry.
1463
00:55:44,291 --> 00:55:46,724
I can't.
Conn, these are terrible, man.
1464
00:55:46,726 --> 00:55:47,858
I'm really sorry.
1465
00:55:47,860 --> 00:55:49,093
Thank you, Owen.
1466
00:55:49,095 --> 00:55:50,628
Truly.
1467
00:55:50,630 --> 00:55:53,131
- Okay.
- And the rest of you liked them?
1468
00:55:53,133 --> 00:55:54,198
Yeah.
1469
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:56,166
Yup. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
1470
00:55:56,168 --> 00:55:58,169
Well... that's
very disappointing,
1471
00:55:58,171 --> 00:55:59,836
because they are not good.
1472
00:55:59,838 --> 00:56:01,872
- I knew it.
- And the reason they're not good
1473
00:56:01,874 --> 00:56:04,108
is because
I put dog shit in them.
1474
00:56:04,110 --> 00:56:05,977
- What?!
- Aw, dang, dude!
1475
00:56:05,979 --> 00:56:08,111
- That's nasty!
- Oh, that's... hilarious.
1476
00:56:08,113 --> 00:56:09,814
The reason that I did that
1477
00:56:09,816 --> 00:56:11,883
is to see
who would tell me the truth!
1478
00:56:11,885 --> 00:56:13,751
Oh... Conn, that's mad smart!
1479
00:56:13,753 --> 00:56:15,787
- Yeah, he's always two steps ahead.
- No.
1480
00:56:15,789 --> 00:56:17,722
No, stop doing that, you guys.
1481
00:56:17,724 --> 00:56:19,256
This is what I'm talking about.
You can't just agree
1482
00:56:19,258 --> 00:56:21,191
- with everything I say.
- No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
1483
00:56:21,193 --> 00:56:23,595
- It's not helpful.
- Got to be honest.
1484
00:56:23,597 --> 00:56:25,662
No, you're doing it again,
all right? Just stop!
1485
00:56:25,664 --> 00:56:27,599
You fed us dog shit?
1486
00:56:27,601 --> 00:56:29,934
- What is wrong with you?!
- Owen, chill out, man.
1487
00:56:29,936 --> 00:56:32,236
You're the only one who
passed the test. You're good.
1488
00:56:32,238 --> 00:56:35,173
How the fuck can you think I
was one of your lackeys, dude?
1489
00:56:35,175 --> 00:56:36,374
I'm your oldest friend.
1490
00:56:36,376 --> 00:56:38,809
- Hey, we're friends!
- We're all friends.
1491
00:56:38,811 --> 00:56:40,678
I should've told you
to fuck off years ago,
1492
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:42,146
but instead
I just let you become
1493
00:56:42,148 --> 00:56:44,182
- a bigger and bigger dick.
- Look, I'm sorry,
1494
00:56:44,184 --> 00:56:46,617
but I've kept you on the tour,
I keep you paid,
1495
00:56:46,619 --> 00:56:47,885
I put food on the table!
1496
00:56:47,887 --> 00:56:49,120
With dog shit in it!
1497
00:56:49,122 --> 00:56:51,254
It's the thought
that counts, man!
1498
00:56:51,256 --> 00:56:53,091
Oh, my God, that's it. I quit.
1499
00:56:53,093 --> 00:56:54,358
You can't quit.
1500
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:56,093
What do I even do anymore,
Conner?
1501
00:56:56,095 --> 00:56:59,631
I push play on an iPod
in a robot costume.
1502
00:56:59,633 --> 00:57:00,965
All right, fine, then.
1503
00:57:00,967 --> 00:57:02,666
Go.
1504
00:57:02,668 --> 00:57:04,170
Fine.
1505
00:57:05,238 --> 00:57:06,340
Fine.
1506
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:09,075
Fine.
1507
00:57:18,918 --> 00:57:20,417
Maximus?
1508
00:57:20,419 --> 00:57:22,155
I'm home, buddy.
1509
00:57:23,657 --> 00:57:25,722
Sometimes he kicks it in here.
1510
00:57:25,724 --> 00:57:26,823
Max!
1511
00:57:29,028 --> 00:57:30,794
You hear that?
1512
00:57:32,131 --> 00:57:33,731
Max?
1513
00:57:33,733 --> 00:57:35,265
What are you doing?
1514
00:57:35,267 --> 00:57:36,733
What's wrong with you?
1515
00:57:36,735 --> 00:57:38,736
Why are you all white?
1516
00:57:38,738 --> 00:57:40,370
Why is he making that sound?
1517
00:57:40,372 --> 00:57:43,408
Oh! Oh, fuck!
1518
00:57:43,410 --> 00:57:44,941
There's something wrong
with Maximus!
1519
00:57:44,943 --> 00:57:47,345
His scales are all ashy.
Come on!
1520
00:57:48,914 --> 00:57:51,682
No! Get out of the way!
1521
00:57:51,684 --> 00:57:54,385
Move! Come on!
1522
00:57:54,387 --> 00:57:57,088
Please, please move!
My turtle is sick!
1523
00:57:57,090 --> 00:57:59,256
I got to get him
to the hospital!
1524
00:57:59,258 --> 00:58:00,791
He's gonna die!
1525
00:58:00,793 --> 00:58:04,964
Maximus...!
1526
00:58:08,901 --> 00:58:11,401
As I walk through the
valley of the shadow of death,
1527
00:58:11,403 --> 00:58:15,907
I take a look at my life and
realize there's nothing left.
1528
00:58:15,909 --> 00:58:18,809
Maximus was my best friend,
1529
00:58:18,811 --> 00:58:21,278
who struggled daily
with soggy bone syndrome,
1530
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:23,414
but never complained once.
1531
00:58:23,416 --> 00:58:26,084
Conner4Real
fighting with Martin Sheen
1532
00:58:26,086 --> 00:58:28,151
- gets knocked the "F" out.
- The guy from The West Wing?
1533
00:58:28,153 --> 00:58:30,320
- Attica! Attica! Attica!
- Things going from bad to worse
1534
00:58:30,322 --> 00:58:32,222
for Conner4Real,
seen unconscious
1535
00:58:32,224 --> 00:58:34,858
rolling around town
on a hoverboard.
1536
00:58:34,860 --> 00:58:36,827
Now go, and join your family
1537
00:58:36,829 --> 00:58:39,363
in turtle heaven.
1538
00:58:43,168 --> 00:58:44,901
Fuck yeah!
1539
00:58:44,903 --> 00:58:47,238
♪ Flirty, sexy, flirty, flirty ♪
1540
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:49,039
♪ Flirty, sexy, flirty, flirty ♪
1541
00:58:49,041 --> 00:58:51,408
♪ Flirty, sexy, flirty, flirty,
flirty, sexy... ♪
1542
00:59:03,256 --> 00:59:05,256
It's time, man.
1543
00:59:05,258 --> 00:59:07,158
You got to know when to go home.
1544
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:09,193
Bro, you got to know
when to let go.
1545
00:59:09,195 --> 00:59:11,762
The key is don't play yourself.
That's it.
1546
00:59:11,764 --> 00:59:12,896
Very simple.
1547
00:59:12,898 --> 00:59:14,865
Don't play yourself.
1548
00:59:14,867 --> 00:59:17,434
Congratulations.
You played yourself.
1549
00:59:17,436 --> 00:59:20,037
You guys win.
1550
00:59:20,039 --> 00:59:23,039
I get the message. I'll go away.
1551
00:59:23,041 --> 00:59:26,045
This is Conner4Real signing off.
1552
00:59:34,086 --> 00:59:36,387
So, I am back in Sac,
1553
00:59:36,389 --> 00:59:38,321
house-sitting for my mom,
1554
00:59:38,323 --> 00:59:39,923
- 'cause she's on tour.
- Oh, shit.
1555
00:59:39,925 --> 00:59:42,059
- With Fallout Boy.
- You guys filming me?
1556
00:59:42,061 --> 00:59:44,394
- It's been awesome, you know?
- Oh.
1557
00:59:44,396 --> 00:59:47,298
Dude, which one of y'all
pissed on me?
1558
00:59:47,300 --> 00:59:50,033
Feels really good to
reconnect with my hometown.
1559
00:59:50,035 --> 00:59:53,137
I've just been really living
a very simple life.
1560
00:59:53,139 --> 00:59:56,407
Kind of... back to basics.
1561
00:59:56,409 --> 00:59:59,209
I've been watching
a lot of dressage,
1562
00:59:59,211 --> 01:00:01,945
which is a very elevated,
uh, competitive form
1563
01:00:01,947 --> 01:00:03,481
of horse dancing.
1564
01:00:03,483 --> 01:00:06,216
I've been doing
a lot of painting
1565
01:00:06,218 --> 01:00:07,551
and a lot of sketching.
1566
01:00:07,553 --> 01:00:10,187
Um, I'm doing a series
on show ponies.
1567
01:00:10,189 --> 01:00:13,524
I actually have a lot
of trouble with the hooves.
1568
01:00:13,526 --> 01:00:15,992
It's hard to get, like,
a hoove texture.
1569
01:00:15,994 --> 01:00:19,329
This one is, like,
pretty accurate, actually.
1570
01:00:19,331 --> 01:00:22,066
I'll show you guys the horse
that I based it on. Anyway...
1571
01:00:22,068 --> 01:00:23,533
It's not my best one.
1572
01:00:23,535 --> 01:00:25,870
Um, like, in retrospect,
I probably wouldn't have used
1573
01:00:25,872 --> 01:00:27,972
- that shade of green.
- I've even been selling
1574
01:00:27,974 --> 01:00:29,472
some of them online,
1575
01:00:29,474 --> 01:00:33,010
which has been a cool,
new experience.
1576
01:00:33,012 --> 01:00:35,278
Ooh! Sold.
1577
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:37,548
- 11.50.
- You know, it's not.
1578
01:00:37,550 --> 01:00:40,251
Conner4Real numbers, you know?
1579
01:00:40,253 --> 01:00:42,320
But in a way it means more.
1580
01:00:42,322 --> 01:00:44,088
That's pretty much it, you know?
1581
01:00:44,090 --> 01:00:45,555
That's my life now.
1582
01:00:52,097 --> 01:00:53,865
Hello.
1583
01:00:53,867 --> 01:00:56,399
Hey! What's up, dude?
1584
01:00:56,401 --> 01:00:59,202
You guys, Paula's here!
1585
01:00:59,204 --> 01:01:00,470
What's going on?
1586
01:01:00,472 --> 01:01:02,340
Just wanted to check up on you.
1587
01:01:02,342 --> 01:01:03,874
You want a drink?
1588
01:01:03,876 --> 01:01:06,878
Uh, no. It's 11:00.
It's 11:00 in the morning.
1589
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:08,979
It's 11:30 somewhere.
1590
01:01:08,981 --> 01:01:11,381
Go! Touchdown...
1591
01:01:12,918 --> 01:01:14,986
Can we please turn this off?
1592
01:01:14,988 --> 01:01:17,320
Look at those little nerds!
1593
01:01:17,322 --> 01:01:19,890
We were very cool
for our school district.
1594
01:01:19,892 --> 01:01:21,225
My birthday is awesome.
1595
01:01:21,227 --> 01:01:23,093
Yeah, man, we used to have fun.
1596
01:01:23,095 --> 01:01:24,394
What the fuck happened?
1597
01:01:24,396 --> 01:01:26,162
Okay.
1598
01:01:26,164 --> 01:01:28,932
Oh, shit.
1599
01:01:28,934 --> 01:01:31,334
I think this is the day
that my mom gave me Maximus.
1600
01:01:31,336 --> 01:01:32,669
Oh.
1601
01:01:32,671 --> 01:01:36,140
This one is from...
Owen and Lawrence!
1602
01:01:36,142 --> 01:01:38,341
A turtle! A turtle!
1603
01:01:38,343 --> 01:01:41,945
- Oh, my goodness!
- Look, Mom! They got me a turtle!
1604
01:01:41,947 --> 01:01:44,148
What do you say, sweetie?
1605
01:01:44,150 --> 01:01:45,515
Thank you!
1606
01:01:45,517 --> 01:01:48,019
You're welcome.
1607
01:01:48,021 --> 01:01:49,653
Honey,
what are you gonna name it?
1608
01:01:49,655 --> 01:01:51,055
I'm gonna name it Maximus.
1609
01:01:51,057 --> 01:01:52,490
Get up. We're going out.
1610
01:01:52,492 --> 01:01:55,325
What? Oh, no, I'm not going out.
1611
01:01:55,327 --> 01:01:57,662
I cannot deal with the public
right now.
1612
01:01:57,664 --> 01:01:59,095
Conner, it's not a question.
1613
01:02:01,566 --> 01:02:02,700
All right, fine.
1614
01:02:02,702 --> 01:02:05,236
But if we're going out...
1615
01:02:05,238 --> 01:02:07,070
I got to put on my makeup.
1616
01:02:07,072 --> 01:02:08,138
Please don't put that on.
1617
01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:13,510
This is cool.
1618
01:02:13,512 --> 01:02:15,445
Feels good to be out.
1619
01:02:15,447 --> 01:02:17,314
- You were right. Yeah.
- Good.
1620
01:02:17,316 --> 01:02:19,082
I'm glad I did this though.
1621
01:02:19,084 --> 01:02:21,519
You know, it makes me feel
more comfortable, more at ease.
1622
01:02:21,521 --> 01:02:23,120
I feel at ease.
1623
01:02:23,122 --> 01:02:25,222
- Yeah, you look really comfortable.
- Yeah.
1624
01:02:25,224 --> 01:02:27,658
You look like Matthew Modine
had a peanut allergy.
1625
01:02:27,660 --> 01:02:29,260
All right.
1626
01:02:29,262 --> 01:02:30,660
You look like Nazi propaganda.
1627
01:02:30,662 --> 01:02:31,662
Okay, that's foul.
1628
01:02:49,381 --> 01:02:51,318
Wait a minute.
1629
01:03:05,465 --> 01:03:07,700
That piano part is incredible!
1630
01:03:11,003 --> 01:03:14,171
♪ Earth, wind and birds ♪
1631
01:03:14,173 --> 01:03:16,707
♪ They sit around my park ♪
1632
01:03:16,709 --> 01:03:18,575
♪ Up with ♪
1633
01:03:18,577 --> 01:03:21,778
♪ Darkness so cold. ♪
1634
01:03:25,751 --> 01:03:30,387
Was my last album bad?
1635
01:03:30,389 --> 01:03:33,124
I feel like I probably could've
handled myself a little better
1636
01:03:33,126 --> 01:03:35,258
over the past few months.
1637
01:03:35,260 --> 01:03:38,329
It feels so nice to be able
to say all this shit,
1638
01:03:38,331 --> 01:03:41,499
'cause the music is so loud
no one can hear me!
1639
01:03:41,501 --> 01:03:44,434
That equal rights song
was offensive!
1640
01:03:44,436 --> 01:03:46,504
I feel free!
1641
01:03:48,541 --> 01:03:51,441
Thanks for coming out, you guys.
1642
01:03:51,443 --> 01:03:54,111
- Means a lot.
- Great show, Kid Contact!
1643
01:03:54,113 --> 01:03:55,312
Conner?
1644
01:03:55,314 --> 01:03:56,613
Aw, man! How'd you recognize me?
1645
01:03:56,615 --> 01:03:58,749
What's up, man?
What are you doing here?
1646
01:03:58,751 --> 01:04:00,517
Had to put on the disguise,
right?
1647
01:04:00,519 --> 01:04:01,486
Yeah, no, I see that.
1648
01:04:01,488 --> 01:04:03,320
Come check out
my homie do his thing, man.
1649
01:04:03,322 --> 01:04:04,588
Great show!
1650
01:04:04,590 --> 01:04:06,524
- Thanks, man.
- Yeah, yeah.
1651
01:04:06,526 --> 01:04:07,761
Oh. Paula brought you?
1652
01:04:09,361 --> 01:04:11,227
She did.
1653
01:04:11,229 --> 01:04:12,796
And I'm really glad she did.
1654
01:04:12,798 --> 01:04:15,198
It was such a great show.
You sounded incredible, dude.
1655
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:17,834
- Thanks, man.
- Yeah. Yeah.
1656
01:04:17,836 --> 01:04:19,769
I mean, my singing's terrible,
but, you know.
1657
01:04:19,771 --> 01:04:23,207
What? No! No...!
1658
01:04:23,209 --> 01:04:25,508
But, I mean, all right, look,
may be time
1659
01:04:25,510 --> 01:04:27,378
for some vocal lessons,
you know? No shame in that.
1660
01:04:27,380 --> 01:04:29,446
Yeah, or you know
who would sound better on it.
1661
01:04:29,448 --> 01:04:31,215
Clay Aiken.
1662
01:04:31,217 --> 01:04:32,582
No. You.
1663
01:04:32,584 --> 01:04:34,318
No. No, man.
1664
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:37,555
This is your thing, and
I'm hella proud of you, man.
1665
01:04:37,557 --> 01:04:40,423
And...
1666
01:04:40,425 --> 01:04:42,225
fuck, man, I just...
1667
01:04:42,227 --> 01:04:44,260
- I want to just say I'm sorry.
- Conner, just, I...
1668
01:04:44,262 --> 01:04:46,129
like, I love that
you're doing this right now,
1669
01:04:46,131 --> 01:04:47,798
but it's really hard
to take you seriously,
1670
01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:50,568
because you just look like
Jason Segel right now.
1671
01:04:50,570 --> 01:04:51,836
- Oh, Paula said that.
- Well, we have great minds.
1672
01:04:51,838 --> 01:04:53,870
- Yeah, that's funny.
- Yeah, it must, like...
1673
01:04:53,872 --> 01:04:55,840
- How is it, like...?
- Oh, yeah, it's, like,
1674
01:04:55,842 --> 01:04:57,207
- the spitting image of, like...
- Is that good? Like...
1675
01:04:57,209 --> 01:04:59,209
Yeah, it looks identical
to that dude.
1676
01:04:59,211 --> 01:05:00,544
Sarah Marshall.
1677
01:05:00,546 --> 01:05:02,178
I need to forget about her.
1678
01:05:02,180 --> 01:05:03,613
- Yeah, he needs to forget her.
- Yeah. Yeah.
1679
01:05:03,615 --> 01:05:05,115
- Love that movie.
- Yeah.
1680
01:05:05,117 --> 01:05:06,617
Thanks, man.
1681
01:05:06,619 --> 01:05:08,718
It means a lot
that you came out.
1682
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:11,222
I'm glad I came, too. For real.
1683
01:05:11,224 --> 01:05:12,793
That's good, man.
1684
01:05:22,468 --> 01:05:23,770
Nice.
1685
01:05:26,238 --> 01:05:28,175
What the fuck?
1686
01:05:30,376 --> 01:05:32,646
One of you guys put this here?
1687
01:05:42,387 --> 01:05:43,887
Hey, Lawrence.
1688
01:05:43,889 --> 01:05:45,923
Conner.
1689
01:05:45,925 --> 01:05:47,457
Owen.
1690
01:05:47,459 --> 01:05:49,760
Lawrence.
1691
01:05:49,762 --> 01:05:51,861
Conner.
1692
01:05:51,863 --> 01:05:53,564
Just...
1693
01:05:53,566 --> 01:05:55,932
That's for you, man.
1694
01:05:55,934 --> 01:05:57,501
To borrow, you know?
1695
01:05:57,503 --> 01:05:59,202
Figured...
1696
01:05:59,204 --> 01:06:01,372
you could take a bunch of pics
of you holding it and stuff,
1697
01:06:01,374 --> 01:06:02,673
you could post them or whatever.
1698
01:06:02,675 --> 01:06:04,510
All right? So...
1699
01:06:05,778 --> 01:06:07,680
now we're cool.
1700
01:06:12,885 --> 01:06:13,883
Lawrence!
1701
01:06:13,885 --> 01:06:15,385
What the fuck, man?
1702
01:06:15,387 --> 01:06:17,187
Now I got to go find that!
1703
01:06:17,189 --> 01:06:19,323
What do you want me to say?
1704
01:06:19,325 --> 01:06:20,925
That you helped
with the catchphrase verse?
1705
01:06:20,927 --> 01:06:22,760
Is that what this is
still about?
1706
01:06:22,762 --> 01:06:25,829
Fine. You helped with the
catchphrase verse. All right?
1707
01:06:25,831 --> 01:06:27,765
You happy?
1708
01:06:27,767 --> 01:06:31,734
All right,
and you wrote most of it.
1709
01:06:31,736 --> 01:06:33,673
But using my catchphrases.
1710
01:06:34,907 --> 01:06:37,177
That you also cowrote.
1711
01:06:38,376 --> 01:06:39,510
All right, wrote.
1712
01:06:39,512 --> 01:06:40,878
But we were both in the room,
1713
01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:43,981
and I dictated
all the best stuff.
1714
01:06:43,983 --> 01:06:45,883
All right,
none of the best stuff, dude,
1715
01:06:45,885 --> 01:06:47,751
but I had tons of great ideas
1716
01:06:47,753 --> 01:06:49,833
that I still don't even know
why you didn't use them.
1717
01:06:50,923 --> 01:06:52,789
Because they sucked!
1718
01:06:52,791 --> 01:06:54,691
Okay, fine. That's my bad.
1719
01:06:54,693 --> 01:06:56,626
But I was there
the whole time, man.
1720
01:06:56,628 --> 01:06:59,495
I was a little late.
I was a little late that day.
1721
01:06:59,497 --> 01:07:01,966
There was traffic,
and I was a little tardy
1722
01:07:01,968 --> 01:07:03,499
on that particular day.
1723
01:07:03,501 --> 01:07:04,968
There was no traffic.
I lied about that.
1724
01:07:04,970 --> 01:07:08,638
I lied about it because
I overslept on accident.
1725
01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:10,874
It was on purpose.
It was a power move.
1726
01:07:10,876 --> 01:07:13,544
I was trying to send a message,
and that was
1727
01:07:13,546 --> 01:07:15,512
a dick move on my part,
all right?
1728
01:07:15,514 --> 01:07:18,249
However, once I got there...
late...
1729
01:07:18,251 --> 01:07:19,983
I put in time, okay?
1730
01:07:19,985 --> 01:07:22,519
I left a little early,
I remember that.
1731
01:07:22,521 --> 01:07:24,655
I was never there.
Now I remember.
1732
01:07:24,657 --> 01:07:27,390
I remember now what happened!
1733
01:07:27,392 --> 01:07:29,727
I bailed, and you wrote
the whole verse.
1734
01:07:29,729 --> 01:07:31,762
You wrote it,
and I never gave you credit.
1735
01:07:31,764 --> 01:07:33,263
'Cause guess why.
1736
01:07:33,265 --> 01:07:34,597
No one cares who writes shit.
1737
01:07:34,599 --> 01:07:36,367
They just care who performs it.
1738
01:07:36,369 --> 01:07:39,470
In fact, I think the only
person in the whole universe
1739
01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:43,740
who cares about the credit
for who wrote it is you!
1740
01:07:50,548 --> 01:07:52,916
Fuck.
1741
01:07:56,488 --> 01:07:58,691
I'm sorry.
1742
01:08:13,072 --> 01:08:15,338
Boom.
1743
01:08:15,340 --> 01:08:17,443
Parent Trap.
1744
01:08:23,515 --> 01:08:25,748
What'd you say
you grew here again?
1745
01:08:25,750 --> 01:08:26,850
You'll see.
1746
01:08:26,852 --> 01:08:28,851
Oh, shit!
1747
01:08:28,853 --> 01:08:31,454
Lawrence,
how much weed do you have?
1748
01:08:31,456 --> 01:08:33,856
Hey, everyone, I'm gonna take
the rest of the day off
1749
01:08:33,858 --> 01:08:35,359
to hang out with my friends.
1750
01:08:35,361 --> 01:08:36,793
Keep up the good work, and...
1751
01:08:36,795 --> 01:08:39,529
- let's have a great harvest.
- Okay!
1752
01:08:39,531 --> 01:08:42,699
- You guys still smoke?
- Yeah.
1753
01:08:45,470 --> 01:08:46,539
- Cheers, dude.
- Cheers.
1754
01:08:48,573 --> 01:08:50,341
Witch's Titty, Aqua Butt,
1755
01:08:50,343 --> 01:08:52,709
Beethoven's Nightmare,
Postpartum Depression,
1756
01:08:52,711 --> 01:08:54,578
Frog Jizz, Purple Durban...
1757
01:08:54,580 --> 01:08:56,680
- It's really up there, man.
- Good shot there, Lawrence.
1758
01:08:56,682 --> 01:08:58,849
All right, one, two, three.
1759
01:08:58,851 --> 01:09:00,551
- Oh.
- Got it? - Get it.
1760
01:09:00,553 --> 01:09:03,520
- Ah! Ha-ha!
- Yeah! Yeah!
1761
01:09:03,522 --> 01:09:06,056
Yeah.
1762
01:09:06,058 --> 01:09:07,958
No way this works.
1763
01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:10,694
- Get it.
- No. No!
1764
01:09:10,696 --> 01:09:12,895
- Yeah.
- You smoked the Poppy, dude!
1765
01:09:17,670 --> 01:09:19,669
What was that beat
that we were messing with once
1766
01:09:19,671 --> 01:09:20,870
that was, like...
1767
01:09:20,872 --> 01:09:22,705
♪ Bwah, bwah, bwah, bwah ♪
1768
01:09:22,707 --> 01:09:24,775
♪ Bwah, bwah, bwah, bwah ♪
1769
01:09:24,777 --> 01:09:25,775
♪ Bwah, bwah. ♪
1770
01:09:25,777 --> 01:09:27,010
- Yeah!
- What was that?
1771
01:09:27,012 --> 01:09:28,811
♪ Bwah, bwah, bwah, bwah ♪
1772
01:09:28,813 --> 01:09:31,715
♪ Bwah, bwah, bwah, bwah,
bwah, bwah. ♪
1773
01:09:31,717 --> 01:09:33,650
We should mess with that.
1774
01:09:34,887 --> 01:09:36,753
Oh!
1775
01:09:36,755 --> 01:09:38,021
- That was it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. How'd it go though?
1776
01:09:38,023 --> 01:09:39,056
What were the words though?
What were the words?
1777
01:09:39,058 --> 01:09:42,659
- It was, uh...
- ♪ Dah, dah, dah, buh, buh ♪
1778
01:09:42,661 --> 01:09:44,026
♪ You are
my number one pick... ♪
1779
01:09:44,028 --> 01:09:45,729
- That was it!
- Yeah! Yeah!
1780
01:09:45,731 --> 01:09:48,399
♪ But every time I call you ♪
1781
01:09:48,401 --> 01:09:50,633
♪ You say that you're sick... ♪
1782
01:09:50,635 --> 01:09:53,069
- She was always sick.
- Lawrence hooked up with her!
1783
01:09:53,071 --> 01:09:54,137
- Aw, come on.
- That's right! You hooked up with her!
1784
01:09:54,139 --> 01:09:55,773
Don't do me like that.
1785
01:09:55,775 --> 01:09:57,507
Come on, yo.
1786
01:09:57,509 --> 01:10:00,043
♪ Glenda, are you dying ♪
1787
01:10:00,045 --> 01:10:02,678
♪ Or just avoiding me? ♪
1788
01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:03,814
That was it.
1789
01:10:03,816 --> 01:10:05,149
♪ Either way's a bummer ♪
1790
01:10:05,151 --> 01:10:07,885
♪ But I hope you're dying... ♪
1791
01:10:07,887 --> 01:10:09,886
- That was messed up. He wrote that.
- Yeah.
1792
01:10:09,888 --> 01:10:10,887
Pretty fun in there, man.
1793
01:10:10,889 --> 01:10:11,922
I forgot how fun it is.
1794
01:10:11,924 --> 01:10:13,457
Kind of makes me think
1795
01:10:13,459 --> 01:10:15,057
that I fucking hate farming.
1796
01:10:15,059 --> 01:10:16,325
I look at Conner, and I see that
1797
01:10:16,327 --> 01:10:18,995
seven-year-old scrub
that I grew up with, and...
1798
01:10:18,997 --> 01:10:21,931
it's like, how could you
be mad at a seven-year-old?
1799
01:10:21,933 --> 01:10:25,135
It's crazy I spent so much time
thinking about killing him.
1800
01:10:26,772 --> 01:10:29,138
You guys see that?
1801
01:10:29,140 --> 01:10:31,175
You missed me!
1802
01:10:31,177 --> 01:10:33,476
Oh, fuck!
1803
01:10:33,478 --> 01:10:36,145
Conner's full of surprises
these days, man.
1804
01:10:36,147 --> 01:10:37,948
I mean,
on our way from the airport,
1805
01:10:37,950 --> 01:10:39,949
I actually noticed
something crazy.
1806
01:10:39,951 --> 01:10:42,118
I looked down, and in his bag
he had this book
1807
01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:44,620
called
How to Be a Better Friend.
1808
01:10:44,622 --> 01:10:46,590
It was all dog-eared
and scribbled on.
1809
01:10:46,592 --> 01:10:48,025
It feels like
he's really trying.
1810
01:10:48,027 --> 01:10:49,993
And plus, it shows
he knows how to read,
1811
01:10:49,995 --> 01:10:51,561
which is really heartening.
1812
01:10:51,563 --> 01:10:53,497
I can't believe we remembered that, man.
1813
01:10:53,499 --> 01:10:55,231
Paula's calling you.
1814
01:10:55,233 --> 01:10:57,167
Yo, there was
a whole second verse
1815
01:10:57,169 --> 01:10:58,802
- in that, too, remember that?
- Yeah, what was it, dude?
1816
01:10:58,804 --> 01:11:00,102
- I'm gonna grab it, I'm gonna grab it.
- Okay.
1817
01:11:00,104 --> 01:11:01,904
- You remember that?
- Yeah.
1818
01:11:01,906 --> 01:11:03,172
Yo.
1819
01:11:03,174 --> 01:11:04,807
Where the hell have you been?
1820
01:11:04,809 --> 01:11:06,642
Um, hanging with the guys.
1821
01:11:06,644 --> 01:11:08,846
It's actually been
super fun, man.
1822
01:11:08,848 --> 01:11:11,748
Conner, you just got offered
the Poppy Awards.
1823
01:11:11,750 --> 01:11:13,883
Wait, what?
1824
01:11:13,885 --> 01:11:15,185
The Poppy Awards!
1825
01:11:15,187 --> 01:11:17,620
Taylor Swift was arrested
for murder.
1826
01:11:17,622 --> 01:11:19,021
They want you to close the show.
1827
01:11:19,023 --> 01:11:20,157
It is a huge spot.
1828
01:11:20,159 --> 01:11:22,159
Six minutes to do
whatever you want.
1829
01:11:22,161 --> 01:11:23,860
But they need an answer now.
1830
01:11:23,862 --> 01:11:26,195
Oh, shit. Um...
1831
01:11:26,197 --> 01:11:28,767
This is what we've been
waiting for, Conner!
1832
01:11:30,268 --> 01:11:31,901
♪ She never wore socks... ♪
1833
01:11:31,903 --> 01:11:33,604
But that was
the third verse though.
1834
01:11:33,606 --> 01:11:35,004
- I'm talking about the second verse.
- Okay.
1835
01:11:35,006 --> 01:11:36,672
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Like, what was the second verse?
1836
01:11:36,674 --> 01:11:38,675
♪ Her daddy hates me ♪
1837
01:11:38,677 --> 01:11:40,110
♪ 'Cause my car ♪
1838
01:11:40,112 --> 01:11:42,145
- ♪ Is slick. ♪ - Yes!
- Okay.
1839
01:11:42,147 --> 01:11:43,814
- Yeah, yeah. - Let's record it.
- Oh, hell yeah.
1840
01:11:43,816 --> 01:11:46,749
- Let me get on the boards.
- What did Paula want, man?
1841
01:11:46,751 --> 01:11:48,752
Oh, nothing. They wanted me
to do the Pop Awards,
1842
01:11:48,754 --> 01:11:50,020
but I passed on it.
1843
01:11:50,022 --> 01:11:52,021
- Yo, what?
- Dude, I don't want
1844
01:11:52,023 --> 01:11:54,291
to do that shit.
I'm hanging with you guys.
1845
01:11:54,293 --> 01:11:56,092
Who fucking cares, dude?
That's the Poppies.
1846
01:11:56,094 --> 01:11:58,060
All right, but I thought
this was, like,
1847
01:11:58,062 --> 01:12:00,696
the whole reason
you guys were mad at me,
1848
01:12:00,698 --> 01:12:02,932
for going and doing
all this solo shit.
1849
01:12:02,934 --> 01:12:05,769
Dude, you don't have to choose
between us and your solo shit.
1850
01:12:05,771 --> 01:12:07,538
It's like with Wu-Tang Clan.
It's like,
1851
01:12:07,540 --> 01:12:09,907
you're Method Man,
and he made a solo record,
1852
01:12:09,909 --> 01:12:11,842
but he's still
in the Wu-Tang Clan.
1853
01:12:11,844 --> 01:12:13,976
He never stopped
being in the Wu-Tang Clan.
1854
01:12:13,978 --> 01:12:16,279
- Right.
- Or, like, the GZA.
1855
01:12:16,281 --> 01:12:19,216
He was in the Wu-Tang Clan,
and then he made a solo record.
1856
01:12:19,218 --> 01:12:21,284
He never stopped being
in the Wu-Tang Clan.
1857
01:12:21,286 --> 01:12:23,086
Yeah. Or you're the RZA,
1858
01:12:23,088 --> 01:12:25,122
and you could do your solo shit,
1859
01:12:25,124 --> 01:12:27,557
but you're still
in the Wu-Tang Clan.
1860
01:12:27,559 --> 01:12:29,059
So basically...
1861
01:12:29,061 --> 01:12:30,726
we're the Wu-Tang Clan.
1862
01:12:30,728 --> 01:12:32,729
Exactly. But better.
1863
01:12:32,731 --> 01:12:34,998
Yeah. Well...
1864
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:37,133
As soon as I said it, I was
kind of like, uh, maybe not.
1865
01:12:37,135 --> 01:12:39,136
It's like we're three Tom Pettys
1866
01:12:39,138 --> 01:12:41,571
and we're the Heartbreakers,
you know?
1867
01:12:41,573 --> 01:12:42,672
You're a Tom Petty,
1868
01:12:42,674 --> 01:12:44,341
you're Tom Petty,
and I'm Tom Petty,
1869
01:12:44,343 --> 01:12:45,876
but together...
1870
01:12:45,878 --> 01:12:47,343
- We're Tom Petty.
- We're the Heartbreakers.
1871
01:12:47,345 --> 01:12:49,011
- Oh, right, no.
- We're the Heartbreakers.
1872
01:12:49,013 --> 01:12:50,079
- Yeah, I lost it, too.
- Yeah.
1873
01:12:50,081 --> 01:12:51,347
We know you got to fly.
1874
01:12:51,349 --> 01:12:52,882
You're like a beautiful bird...
you got to be
1875
01:12:52,884 --> 01:12:54,318
out there,
you got to see it all,
1876
01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:55,953
but we can be
right there with you,
1877
01:12:55,955 --> 01:12:57,186
as your little bird legs.
1878
01:12:57,188 --> 01:13:00,623
So you think I should...
do the Pop Awards?
1879
01:13:00,625 --> 01:13:01,992
- Fuck yes!
- Yeah.
1880
01:13:01,994 --> 01:13:04,160
All right, well,
I'm not going alone.
1881
01:13:04,162 --> 01:13:06,730
Who are you gonna do it with?
1882
01:13:06,732 --> 01:13:07,864
- With you guys!
- Oh.
1883
01:13:07,866 --> 01:13:09,699
- Do you want to come with me?
- Oh, shit. - Yeah, yeah.
1884
01:13:09,701 --> 01:13:10,900
- That's tight.
- I was wondering who you were gonna...
1885
01:13:10,902 --> 01:13:13,136
- All right. - We're so high!
- That's tight.
1886
01:13:15,206 --> 01:13:17,740
And the stars are arriving
1887
01:13:17,742 --> 01:13:20,711
for this year's
Pop Music Awards, the Poppies.
1888
01:13:23,115 --> 01:13:25,181
Good. Let's go.
You guys are all set.
1889
01:13:25,183 --> 01:13:27,650
They know you're doing
one Style Boyz song,
1890
01:13:27,652 --> 01:13:30,052
and then we're gonna go into
Conner's, uh, new single.
1891
01:13:30,054 --> 01:13:31,387
Great.
1892
01:13:31,389 --> 01:13:32,689
Oh, shit!
1893
01:13:32,691 --> 01:13:34,391
Conner, what up though, dawg?
1894
01:13:34,393 --> 01:13:36,627
- Oh. Yeah, what up, Hunter?
- Yo, yo, yo, yo.
1895
01:13:36,629 --> 01:13:38,395
Say hey to my doc
real quick, baby.
1896
01:13:38,397 --> 01:13:40,663
- Hi.
- Yeah!
1897
01:13:40,665 --> 01:13:42,332
Hey, you got a doc, I got a doc.
1898
01:13:42,334 --> 01:13:44,200
You know what I'm saying?
But now...
1899
01:13:44,202 --> 01:13:47,870
like, I'm rolling with all
these dudes and with Aquaspin.
1900
01:13:47,872 --> 01:13:49,972
Like, I kind of
Single White Female'd your ass.
1901
01:13:49,974 --> 01:13:52,175
- Yeah, man, that's crazy.
- Anyway, though, my man.
1902
01:13:52,177 --> 01:13:54,810
Good to see you, man.
You looking spiffy, you know?
1903
01:13:54,812 --> 01:13:56,379
Yo, yo, this Hunter, dawg.
I'm 'bout to get crazy
1904
01:13:56,381 --> 01:13:58,181
- on this stage, baby.
- Oh, no, sorry, not your camera.
1905
01:13:58,183 --> 01:13:59,650
- Huh?
- We're with Conner.
1906
01:13:59,652 --> 01:14:01,784
Oh, shit. My bad.
Yo, this Hunter
1907
01:14:01,786 --> 01:14:03,720
about to head into the Poppies,
you know what I'm saying?
1908
01:14:03,722 --> 01:14:05,021
No, sorry. We're with Snoop.
1909
01:14:05,023 --> 01:14:07,123
Surprise, mothafucka!
1910
01:14:07,125 --> 01:14:08,659
You're watching
my brand-new show:
1911
01:14:08,661 --> 01:14:10,127
Surprise Mothafucka
1912
01:14:10,129 --> 01:14:11,427
with Snoop Dogg.
1913
01:14:11,429 --> 01:14:13,363
And, mothafucka,
you've been surprised.
1914
01:14:13,365 --> 01:14:14,297
Excuse me.
1915
01:14:14,299 --> 01:14:16,298
- Excuse me, baby.
- Hey, hey, okay, hey.
1916
01:14:16,300 --> 01:14:17,833
Can somebody move out the...
1917
01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:24,373
Hey, Mariah Carey.
1918
01:14:24,375 --> 01:14:26,243
Your hair smells
and looks great.
1919
01:14:26,245 --> 01:14:29,812
Did you know Aquaspin has
hair dryers and flatirons?
1920
01:14:29,814 --> 01:14:31,114
No, I didn't.
1921
01:14:31,116 --> 01:14:34,184
Aquaspin appliances
are completely affordable
1922
01:14:34,186 --> 01:14:35,052
for college students.
1923
01:14:35,054 --> 01:14:36,352
Honey, you're not doing ads now.
1924
01:14:36,354 --> 01:14:38,454
- Really? What?
- Read the damn prompter.
1925
01:14:38,456 --> 01:14:40,390
Yo, you're messing
with my money right now.
1926
01:14:40,392 --> 01:14:42,292
- What the [bleep] did you just say to me?
- What?
1927
01:14:42,294 --> 01:14:44,226
Yo, [bleep] all y'all,
all right?
1928
01:14:44,228 --> 01:14:45,761
And [bleep] everybody else.
1929
01:14:45,763 --> 01:14:47,364
And [bleep] Mariah Carey
for leaving me up here.
1930
01:14:47,366 --> 01:14:49,099
- Yeah, I said her.
- Okay, say it again.
1931
01:14:49,101 --> 01:14:50,801
No, oh, you still here?
I thought you had left.
1932
01:14:50,803 --> 01:14:52,135
Style Boyz?
1933
01:14:52,137 --> 01:14:53,736
It's time.
1934
01:14:53,738 --> 01:14:55,372
Yo, what the fuck
was that, Harry?
1935
01:14:55,374 --> 01:14:57,841
Why you got me up there
saying that bullshit, man?
1936
01:14:57,843 --> 01:14:59,476
I told you not
to say it. You're the one
1937
01:14:59,478 --> 01:15:00,810
who wanted to cash the check.
1938
01:15:00,812 --> 01:15:03,012
Yo, you set me up, dude!
1939
01:15:03,014 --> 01:15:05,882
You ain't nothing but, like,
a fake, sellout, money-hungry
1940
01:15:05,884 --> 01:15:07,984
pop, bullshit-ass manager!
1941
01:15:07,986 --> 01:15:10,153
You ain't nothing but a Tony!
Toni! Toné! reject, bitch!
1942
01:15:10,155 --> 01:15:11,788
What the fuck you say to me?!
1943
01:15:11,790 --> 01:15:13,489
Say that shit again,
young blood!
1944
01:15:13,491 --> 01:15:16,025
I will eat your head!
1945
01:15:16,027 --> 01:15:18,160
I will eat your fucking head!
1946
01:15:18,162 --> 01:15:19,962
You better learn some respect!
1947
01:15:19,964 --> 01:15:22,364
Yo, all right. Hey, man.
1948
01:15:22,366 --> 01:15:25,168
I'm sorry, yo. Chill.
1949
01:15:25,170 --> 01:15:26,936
Old-ass motherfucker.
1950
01:15:26,938 --> 01:15:29,105
- Oh!
- Shit.
1951
01:15:29,107 --> 01:15:30,440
Why you hit me like that, dawg?
1952
01:15:30,442 --> 01:15:32,141
Get yourself a new manager!
1953
01:15:32,143 --> 01:15:33,345
Yo, are you serious?
1954
01:15:34,812 --> 01:15:36,413
What the hell, man?
1955
01:15:36,415 --> 01:15:38,280
Oh, my God.
1956
01:15:38,282 --> 01:15:39,949
That was great, Harry!
1957
01:15:39,951 --> 01:15:41,784
- It was insane, wasn't it?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
1958
01:15:41,786 --> 01:15:43,953
I was like,
"Hey, get some respect."
1959
01:15:43,955 --> 01:15:45,221
You know.
1960
01:15:45,223 --> 01:15:47,224
Wow.
1961
01:15:47,226 --> 01:15:50,360
Hey, look, Harry,
I just want to say I'm sorry...
1962
01:15:50,362 --> 01:15:52,529
No, don't. Don't worry about it.
1963
01:15:52,531 --> 01:15:54,898
Just... get out there
and have a good time.
1964
01:15:54,900 --> 01:15:56,099
Good luck, guys.
1965
01:15:56,101 --> 01:15:57,266
Thanks, Harry.
1966
01:15:57,268 --> 01:15:58,868
Yeah.
1967
01:15:58,870 --> 01:16:00,403
Hammerleg to stage left.
1968
01:16:00,405 --> 01:16:02,305
- Hammerleg to stage left.
- ♪ ...ghost last night... ♪
1969
01:16:02,307 --> 01:16:04,841
Okay, this is it.
1970
01:16:04,843 --> 01:16:05,876
- You nervous?
- For sure.
1971
01:16:05,878 --> 01:16:07,144
Little bit.
1972
01:16:07,146 --> 01:16:09,445
Don't be. We got this.
1973
01:16:09,447 --> 01:16:11,815
- All right. See you out there.
- See you out there.
1974
01:16:11,817 --> 01:16:13,350
Conner4Real, 45 seconds.
1975
01:16:13,352 --> 01:16:15,318
- Please take your seats.
- Oh, God, Conner.
1976
01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:17,154
There you are. Look,
the show's going way over,
1977
01:16:17,156 --> 01:16:18,488
so you only have
three minutes now.
1978
01:16:18,490 --> 01:16:20,157
- What?
- Yeah, you can only do one song,
1979
01:16:20,159 --> 01:16:22,458
so I need to know,
are you gonna do Conner4Real
1980
01:16:22,460 --> 01:16:24,429
- or Style Boyz?
- Uh...
1981
01:16:26,564 --> 01:16:28,097
Yeah, no, I asked him.
1982
01:16:28,099 --> 01:16:30,400
He's just kind of, like,
looking off into space
1983
01:16:30,402 --> 01:16:33,235
and, like, really making a meal
out of this.
1984
01:16:33,237 --> 01:16:35,305
And now I'm just
standing here waiting.
1985
01:16:35,307 --> 01:16:37,073
He's looking off to,
like, contemplate
1986
01:16:37,075 --> 01:16:38,809
whether he should, I think,
1987
01:16:38,811 --> 01:16:40,276
pick the Style Boyz,
'cause he's, like,
1988
01:16:40,278 --> 01:16:42,011
looking in their direction.
1989
01:16:42,013 --> 01:16:45,015
So he might be leaning
toward that kind of choi...
1990
01:16:45,017 --> 01:16:46,583
No, he's looking back.
1991
01:16:46,585 --> 01:16:49,252
So I-I'm lost. I'm not sure
which one he's gonna go for.
1992
01:16:49,254 --> 01:16:52,489
All right.
I know what I'm gonna do.
1993
01:16:52,491 --> 01:16:55,257
Our final performer tonight
is a living legend
1994
01:16:55,259 --> 01:16:57,159
and still a superstar.
1995
01:16:57,161 --> 01:16:58,994
Ladies and gentlemen,
the one and only.
1996
01:16:58,996 --> 01:17:00,596
Conner4Real!
1997
01:17:06,170 --> 01:17:09,972
♪ Finest girl
I ever met in my whole life ♪
1998
01:17:09,974 --> 01:17:13,577
♪ Wanna take her home,
make her my wife ♪
1999
01:17:13,579 --> 01:17:17,180
♪ Knew she was a freak
when she started talking ♪
2000
01:17:17,182 --> 01:17:19,583
♪ She said ♪
2001
01:17:19,585 --> 01:17:21,918
♪ I'm a Style Boy ♪
2002
01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:25,055
♪ For life... ♪
2003
01:17:25,057 --> 01:17:27,056
- Should we tell 'em?
- Yeah. - Tell 'em, man.
2004
01:17:27,058 --> 01:17:28,925
We made a new song at the farm.
2005
01:17:28,927 --> 01:17:31,060
Yeah, we found
Lawrence's journals,
2006
01:17:31,062 --> 01:17:32,395
and they were just amazing.
2007
01:17:32,397 --> 01:17:33,864
Amazing.
2008
01:17:33,866 --> 01:17:35,297
Just full of
incredible thoughts.
2009
01:17:35,299 --> 01:17:38,133
Just, like, ideas and poems
and stuff, nothing special.
2010
01:17:38,135 --> 01:17:40,936
Yo, and then Conner had
the idea to take a piano line
2011
01:17:40,938 --> 01:17:43,373
- from my solo shit...
- Conner put it all together.
2012
01:17:43,375 --> 01:17:45,542
And the Poppies paired us
with the craziest special guest
2013
01:17:45,544 --> 01:17:47,177
to perform with.
2014
01:17:47,179 --> 01:17:49,578
♪ Incredible thoughts ♪
2015
01:17:49,580 --> 01:17:52,282
♪ Incredible mind ♪
2016
01:17:52,284 --> 01:17:55,084
♪ I'm so overwhelmed ♪
2017
01:17:55,086 --> 01:17:57,220
♪ How did my brain
conceive them? ♪
2018
01:17:57,222 --> 01:17:59,256
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
2019
01:17:59,258 --> 01:18:01,992
- ♪ A snow-white dove in the
pitch-black night ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪
2020
01:18:01,994 --> 01:18:04,327
- ♪ A raindrop falls from
tremendous heights ♪ - ♪ Oh ♪
2021
01:18:04,329 --> 01:18:07,196
♪ A wave crashes off of a cliff
in Scotland ♪
2022
01:18:07,198 --> 01:18:09,966
♪ A child bites an apple
but the core is rotten ♪
2023
01:18:09,968 --> 01:18:12,334
♪ TV is free,
but what is the cost? ♪
2024
01:18:12,336 --> 01:18:14,537
♪ We have GPS,
and yet we're still lost ♪
2025
01:18:14,539 --> 01:18:16,239
- ♪ Oh ♪
- ♪ A carrot in the desert ♪
2026
01:18:16,241 --> 01:18:17,606
♪ A camel in the garden ♪
2027
01:18:17,608 --> 01:18:20,577
♪ A man with giant ears
begging your pardon ♪
2028
01:18:20,579 --> 01:18:23,245
♪ What if a garbageman
was actually smart? ♪
2029
01:18:23,247 --> 01:18:25,248
♪ A common misconception
that we're tearing apart ♪
2030
01:18:25,250 --> 01:18:27,984
♪ And to a dog,
dog food is just food ♪
2031
01:18:27,986 --> 01:18:30,319
♪ And to a sock,
a mansion's just a big shoe ♪
2032
01:18:30,321 --> 01:18:34,090
♪ A Milk Dud
sitting in the acid rain ♪
2033
01:18:34,092 --> 01:18:36,525
♪ A house cat
addicted to the cocaine ♪
2034
01:18:36,527 --> 01:18:38,694
♪ No teeth, unlimited floss ♪
2035
01:18:38,696 --> 01:18:41,463
♪ These are just a few of
our incredible thoughts ♪
2036
01:18:41,465 --> 01:18:44,100
- ♪ Incredible thoughts... ♪
- Oh, man, watching
2037
01:18:44,102 --> 01:18:46,368
the Style Boyz together
on stage again was like...
2038
01:18:46,370 --> 01:18:48,939
I lived to see that.
2039
01:18:48,941 --> 01:18:51,373
After that, you know,
take me away, I'm done.
2040
01:18:51,375 --> 01:18:53,142
Kid Contact, Kid Brain
2041
01:18:53,144 --> 01:18:54,543
and Kid Conner
all back together...
2042
01:18:54,545 --> 01:18:56,413
the motherfucking Style Boyz.
2043
01:18:56,415 --> 01:18:58,515
This is just
some revolutionary shit, man.
2044
01:18:58,517 --> 01:19:00,350
My heart is pounding right now.
2045
01:19:00,352 --> 01:19:02,485
♪ Oh, oh ♪
2046
01:19:02,487 --> 01:19:05,321
♪ A ballerina
waits for the bus ♪
2047
01:19:05,323 --> 01:19:08,358
♪ A "Number One Dad" trophy
covered in rust ♪
2048
01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:10,459
♪ A nun dunks a basketball,
living the impossible ♪
2049
01:19:10,461 --> 01:19:13,395
♪ A man breaks his leg
inside a hospital ♪
2050
01:19:13,397 --> 01:19:16,231
♪ We just thought of that,
and it could change the world ♪
2051
01:19:16,233 --> 01:19:18,234
♪ We're like a smart oyster
full of pearls ♪
2052
01:19:18,236 --> 01:19:20,470
♪ Such as an ultrasound
of a new baby ♪
2053
01:19:20,472 --> 01:19:22,471
♪ With a Santa hat
drawn on, yeah ♪
2054
01:19:22,473 --> 01:19:24,106
♪ That's my kind of
Christmas card ♪
2055
01:19:24,108 --> 01:19:26,743
♪ What if a butterfly
was made out of butter? ♪
2056
01:19:26,745 --> 01:19:29,011
♪ These small thoughts
could destroy Big Brother ♪
2057
01:19:29,013 --> 01:19:31,314
♪ The world's cutest kitten
just hugging a dog ♪
2058
01:19:31,316 --> 01:19:34,150
♪ Just one of many of
our incredible thoughts ♪
2059
01:19:34,152 --> 01:19:37,020
♪ What if one thought
could cure the people? ♪
2060
01:19:37,022 --> 01:19:39,455
♪ What if one song
could end all evil? ♪
2061
01:19:39,457 --> 01:19:41,591
♪ Imagine if a fish
could play guitar ♪
2062
01:19:41,593 --> 01:19:43,325
♪ And also sing ♪
2063
01:19:43,327 --> 01:19:44,994
♪ It would sound bizarre, like ♪
2064
01:19:44,996 --> 01:19:47,129
♪ My name is Mr. Fish ♪
2065
01:19:47,131 --> 01:19:48,631
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
- ♪ These guys' thoughts ♪
2066
01:19:48,633 --> 01:19:51,001
♪ Have granted my wish,
oh, yeah... ♪
2067
01:19:51,003 --> 01:19:52,769
All I want to know,
who was in that fish costume?
2068
01:19:52,771 --> 01:19:54,003
That was amazing.
2069
01:19:54,005 --> 01:19:55,571
The fish was me!
2070
01:19:55,573 --> 01:19:57,039
Tyrus!
2071
01:19:57,041 --> 01:19:58,475
- ♪ Ooh... ♪ - Shh.
2072
01:19:58,477 --> 01:20:00,342
♪ Ooh... ♪
2073
01:20:00,344 --> 01:20:01,677
♪ And that may have just ♪
2074
01:20:01,679 --> 01:20:03,480
- ♪ Changed the course of time ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
2075
01:20:03,482 --> 01:20:06,115
♪ I swear, my mind
blows my mind ♪
2076
01:20:06,117 --> 01:20:07,550
♪ Incredible ♪
2077
01:20:09,286 --> 01:20:11,354
♪ Let me see that Donkey Roll ♪
2078
01:20:13,692 --> 01:20:15,094
♪ Donkey Roll ♪
2079
01:20:17,562 --> 01:20:19,395
♪ Let me see that Donkey Roll ♪
2080
01:20:19,397 --> 01:20:21,498
♪ Incredible thoughts ♪
2081
01:20:21,500 --> 01:20:22,632
♪ Donkey Roll ♪
2082
01:20:22,634 --> 01:20:25,068
♪ Incredible thoughts ♪
2083
01:20:25,070 --> 01:20:26,336
♪ Let me see that ♪
2084
01:20:26,338 --> 01:20:28,270
♪ Donkey Roll! ♪
2085
01:20:28,272 --> 01:20:29,705
♪ Ah... ♪
2086
01:20:29,707 --> 01:20:31,775
♪ Incredible thoughts,
incredible mind ♪
2087
01:20:31,777 --> 01:20:35,044
- ♪ Too many great ideas inside ♪
- ♪ Ooh... ♪
2088
01:20:35,046 --> 01:20:38,280
♪ It's a miracle
my head can contain them ♪
2089
01:20:38,282 --> 01:20:40,650
♪ And my spectacular brain... ♪
2090
01:20:40,652 --> 01:20:43,052
Harry!
2091
01:20:43,054 --> 01:20:45,622
♪ How I think about
space and time ♪
2092
01:20:45,624 --> 01:20:48,624
- ♪ Now it's time to share
them with the people ♪ - Oh!
2093
01:20:48,626 --> 01:20:51,160
♪ My brain is a genius... ♪
2094
01:20:51,162 --> 01:20:53,296
When it was
happening, I was just like,
2095
01:20:53,298 --> 01:20:54,564
yo, I cannot believe
2096
01:20:54,566 --> 01:20:56,399
I'm here to witness this, man.
2097
01:20:56,401 --> 01:20:59,269
♪ How did my brain
conceive them? ♪
2098
01:21:06,710 --> 01:21:08,677
Yes! Yes! Fuck!
2099
01:21:09,814 --> 01:21:11,213
Yes!
2100
01:21:11,215 --> 01:21:13,083
I just performed
2101
01:21:13,085 --> 01:21:15,351
the "Donkey Roll"
with the Style Boyz.
2102
01:21:15,353 --> 01:21:16,785
I was a Style Boy.
2103
01:21:18,622 --> 01:21:20,355
When I walked out onstage,
2104
01:21:20,357 --> 01:21:21,591
all I could think of was,
2105
01:21:21,593 --> 01:21:23,325
I'm so happy.
2106
01:21:23,327 --> 01:21:27,596
And I really hope that
Tony! Toni! Toné! is watching.
2107
01:21:27,598 --> 01:21:29,599
And that they feel like shit.
2108
01:21:29,601 --> 01:21:31,434
A wise man once said,
2109
01:21:31,436 --> 01:21:34,236
"Everyone's career is on a wave.
2110
01:21:34,238 --> 01:21:38,440
"Sometimes you're up,
sometimes you're down.
2111
01:21:38,442 --> 01:21:41,310
"But the trick is not to
lose yourself along the way.
2112
01:21:41,312 --> 01:21:43,779
And when you're up,
don't be an asshole about it."
2113
01:21:43,781 --> 01:21:45,815
It's like my mom always says...
2114
01:21:45,817 --> 01:21:47,816
Yo, what the fuck?
2115
01:21:47,818 --> 01:21:51,788
That stage manager lady just
macked on Lawrence super hard.
2116
01:21:51,790 --> 01:21:53,623
Yo, do they even
know each other?
2117
01:21:53,625 --> 01:21:55,124
Oh, my God!
2118
01:21:55,126 --> 01:21:56,825
And why is De-bor-ah here?
2119
01:21:56,827 --> 01:21:58,861
Anyways, be cool
to your friends, right?
2120
01:21:58,863 --> 01:22:00,430
That's what I was saying?
2121
01:22:00,432 --> 01:22:01,597
Yo, they are gonna fuck!
2122
01:22:01,599 --> 01:22:02,666
Damn that is hilarious.
2123
01:22:02,668 --> 01:22:06,235
But the point is,
be a good person,
2124
01:22:06,237 --> 01:22:08,171
and the rest
will fall into place.
2125
01:22:08,173 --> 01:22:10,606
And that's Conner4Real.
2126
01:22:10,608 --> 01:22:13,510
Isn't that right, Maximus 2?
2127
01:22:15,246 --> 01:22:18,480
It sure is, Conner.
2128
01:22:18,482 --> 01:22:20,917
What?
2129
01:22:20,919 --> 01:22:23,720
He wasn't really talking.
That was me doing the voice.
2130
01:22:30,829 --> 01:22:33,562
- ♪ When the girls blow us kisses ♪
- ♪ Me likey that ♪
2131
01:22:33,564 --> 01:22:36,365
- ♪ And when your mama does our dishes ♪
- ♪ Me likey that ♪
2132
01:22:36,367 --> 01:22:38,834
- ♪ When a genie grants wishes ♪
- ♪ About girls blowing kisses ♪
2133
01:22:38,836 --> 01:22:41,436
- ♪ And your mama doing dishes ♪
- ♪ Me likey that ♪
2134
01:22:41,438 --> 01:22:44,274
♪ Well, we step up in the party,
no shoes or socks ♪
2135
01:22:44,276 --> 01:22:46,775
- ♪ No pants on the bottom ♪
- ♪ No shirts on the top ♪
2136
01:22:46,777 --> 01:22:49,479
- ♪ Nude ♪
- ♪ Butt naked at the buffet bar ♪
2137
01:22:49,481 --> 01:22:51,346
♪ Eatin' up
your chicken fingers ♪
2138
01:22:51,348 --> 01:22:52,681
♪ And the crude terre,
yo, Kid Conner ♪
2139
01:22:52,683 --> 01:22:54,751
♪ Yeah, yeah,
what up, Kid Contact? ♪
2140
01:22:54,753 --> 01:22:57,787
♪ Why don't you grab Kid Brain
and meet me in the back? ♪
2141
01:22:57,789 --> 01:23:00,289
♪ How's it goin', motherfuckers,
wanna smoke this sack? ♪
2142
01:23:00,291 --> 01:23:02,725
- ♪ We collectively reply ♪
- ♪ Me likey that ♪
2143
01:23:02,727 --> 01:23:05,427
- ♪ When I hit a homerun ♪
- ♪ Me likey that ♪
2144
01:23:05,429 --> 01:23:08,398
- ♪ I got a burger in a bun ♪
- ♪ Me likey that ♪
2145
01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:10,867
♪ When Attila the Hun
drinks a gallon of rum ♪
2146
01:23:10,869 --> 01:23:13,636
- ♪ In his tummy-tum-tum ♪
- ♪ Me likey that. ♪
2147
01:23:15,372 --> 01:23:18,574
The Style Boyz are
getting back together again!
2148
01:23:18,576 --> 01:23:20,577
Yeah, they broke up,
2149
01:23:20,579 --> 01:23:23,413
then they buried the hatchet,
and now I guess
2150
01:23:23,415 --> 01:23:26,282
they're working together again.
2151
01:23:26,284 --> 01:23:28,885
- They're, like, friends from childhood.
- Yeah! - For life!
2152
01:23:28,887 --> 01:23:29,953
And they had, like, tough times,
2153
01:23:29,955 --> 01:23:32,355
and now they feel good about
being back together.
2154
01:23:32,357 --> 01:23:34,724
- Yeah.
- We're gonna put aside our differences!
2155
01:23:35,826 --> 01:23:37,260
And actually do something.
2156
01:23:37,262 --> 01:23:39,462
Because sometimes
I think about doing that.
2157
01:23:39,464 --> 01:23:41,396
- Yeah.
- I haven't talked to my mom
2158
01:23:41,398 --> 01:23:43,399
in three years.
2159
01:23:43,401 --> 01:23:45,534
I moved out here,
I thought I could get, like,
2160
01:23:45,536 --> 01:23:46,836
a commercial agent.
2161
01:23:46,838 --> 01:23:48,937
I just wanted to be
a longboard model.
2162
01:23:48,939 --> 01:23:50,739
I never graduated high school.
2163
01:23:50,741 --> 01:23:52,809
I never graduated middle school.
2164
01:23:52,811 --> 01:23:54,711
It'd be a lot of fun
2165
01:23:54,713 --> 01:23:57,279
if the four of us hung out
outside of the office.
2166
01:23:57,281 --> 01:24:00,617
Hey, guys, can I ask you
something really...
2167
01:24:00,619 --> 01:24:02,718
that I've never
really asked you before?
2168
01:24:02,720 --> 01:24:05,587
- Yeah.
- Do you guys have a photograph
2169
01:24:05,589 --> 01:24:06,989
of James Franco
leaving a Denny's?
2170
01:24:06,991 --> 01:24:08,591
Oh, yeah! Totally!
It's right here!
2171
01:24:08,593 --> 01:24:10,627
- Let's see it!
- Put it up!
2172
01:24:10,629 --> 01:24:11,994
Bring it up! We got it!
2173
01:24:17,369 --> 01:24:19,702
♪ Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah ♪
2174
01:24:19,704 --> 01:24:21,974
♪ Words and truth ♪
2175
01:24:23,707 --> 01:24:26,809
♪ One fine evening
on the sandy coast ♪
2176
01:24:26,811 --> 01:24:29,945
♪ The feeling was irie
round the drum circle ♪
2177
01:24:29,947 --> 01:24:33,749
♪ When the wisest rasta
I ever saw ♪
2178
01:24:33,751 --> 01:24:37,352
♪ Gently joined us
and sang of Jah ♪
2179
01:24:37,354 --> 01:24:40,455
♪ Roots and culture
seeped from his bones ♪
2180
01:24:40,457 --> 01:24:44,360
♪ He took out a spliff
and said, "Pass dis around" ♪
2181
01:24:44,362 --> 01:24:47,529
♪ So I took a righteous drag ♪
2182
01:24:47,531 --> 01:24:50,833
♪ It was the best sensie
that I ever had ♪
2183
01:24:50,835 --> 01:24:54,303
♪ And then I felt the chills
run up my back ♪
2184
01:24:54,305 --> 01:24:57,573
♪ My good man,
tell me what was that? ♪
2185
01:24:57,575 --> 01:25:01,377
♪ He said, "My friend,
you just smoked crack" ♪
2186
01:25:01,379 --> 01:25:02,744
♪ Crack, crack ♪
2187
01:25:02,746 --> 01:25:05,948
♪ You just smoked crack, crack ♪
2188
01:25:05,950 --> 01:25:09,718
♪ Oh, crack, crack ♪
2189
01:25:09,720 --> 01:25:10,787
♪ You just smoked ♪
2190
01:25:10,789 --> 01:25:12,922
♪ I just smoked crack ♪
2191
01:25:12,924 --> 01:25:14,423
Oh, my God!
2192
01:25:14,425 --> 01:25:15,992
♪ And it felt fucking great ♪
2193
01:25:15,994 --> 01:25:17,427
This is amazing!
2194
01:25:17,429 --> 01:25:19,595
♪ I thought it was marijuana ♪
2195
01:25:19,597 --> 01:25:20,797
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
2196
01:25:20,799 --> 01:25:22,798
♪ But now it's too
fucking late ♪
2197
01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:24,434
♪ I can't go back ♪
2198
01:25:24,436 --> 01:25:26,668
♪ I love crack ♪
2199
01:25:26,670 --> 01:25:27,904
Holy shit!
2200
01:25:27,906 --> 01:25:29,872
♪ And now I am invincible ♪
2201
01:25:29,874 --> 01:25:31,474
Fuck yeah!
2202
01:25:31,476 --> 01:25:34,543
♪ If anyone tries
to take my crack ♪
2203
01:25:34,545 --> 01:25:38,047
♪ I'll kill them on principle ♪
2204
01:25:38,049 --> 01:25:41,784
♪ Some call crack bazooka ♪
2205
01:25:41,786 --> 01:25:44,721
- ♪ Others call it base ♪
- ♪ Base ♪
2206
01:25:44,723 --> 01:25:47,657
♪ But no matter
what name you call it ♪
2207
01:25:47,659 --> 01:25:49,792
♪ It's the best invention ever ♪
2208
01:25:49,794 --> 01:25:52,395
- ♪ By the human race ♪
- ♪ Race ♪
2209
01:25:52,397 --> 01:25:55,731
♪ The government spread lies
about it ♪
2210
01:25:55,733 --> 01:25:58,434
♪ They say that it is no fun ♪
2211
01:25:58,436 --> 01:26:01,870
♪ But on that glass dick
shall I sucky ♪
2212
01:26:01,872 --> 01:26:05,007
♪ Sucky, sucky, sucky
till the crack is gone ♪
2213
01:26:05,009 --> 01:26:09,811
♪ Now we should legalize it ♪
2214
01:26:09,813 --> 01:26:12,981
♪ Legalize it ♪
2215
01:26:12,983 --> 01:26:16,017
♪ Set the people free ♪
2216
01:26:16,019 --> 01:26:18,954
♪ And legalize ♪
2217
01:26:18,956 --> 01:26:22,624
♪ We should legalize crack ♪
2218
01:26:22,626 --> 01:26:25,563
♪ So that I can
smoke it all... ♪
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