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[CAR HORN HONKING]
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[CHILDREN GIGGLING]
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BOY:
Whoa. Whoa!
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[CHILDREN SHOUTING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[CHUCKLING THEN GRUNTING]
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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BOY:
Huh?
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Awesome.
Great use of your chin as a brake, honey.
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Don't eat too much sand.
You'll spoil your dinner.
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WOMAN 1: Look, it's Superman.
WOMAN 2: Superman!
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WOMAN 3:
It's the Man of Steel!
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He's going to save us.
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Whoo! Superman! Ha-ha-ha.
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Wait, what is he saving us from? Lunch?
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Yeah, it's a pretty nice day.
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[BIZARRO GRUNTS]
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[GROANING]
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[BOTH SHOUTING]
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Ha-ha-ha. Huh?
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[CHILDREN CHEERING AND GIGGLING]
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Huh?
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[GIGGLING AND LAUGHING]
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Bizarre save tiny people
from tentacle creature.
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[GRUNTS]
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[WHIMPERS]
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Bizarro no like calamari.
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[SCREAMING]
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~Aah!
'MY baby!
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[BOTH CONTINUE SCREAMING]
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[CHILDREN GIGGLING]
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- Oh.
BOY: Mommy.
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Don't worry. They're just fine.
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But this one spit up a little sand
when I caught him.
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Thank you, Superman.
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You saved my child from your crazy brother.
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Oh, no. No, no, no.
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That's not my brother.
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It-- I mean, he, was created when Lex Luthor
hit me with a duplicator ray...
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...to make a clone of me he could control.
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Excuse me.
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[BIZARRO GRUNTING]
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Bizarro, put that down.
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Bizarro put down.
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Down means up, up means down.
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Why does everything
have to be backwards with you?
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Bizarro help Superman save Metropolis
from tentacle creature.
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Why is it every time you try to help,
Metropolis ends up destroyed?
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- That octopus isn't a creature.
-Oh.
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- It isn't even an octopus. It's not dangerous.
-Huh?
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[G ROANS]
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[WHISTLING]
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Ha-ha-ha. Boom.
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My car! Do you know how long
it took me to assemble?
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There were, like, so many bricks.
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Can you take your identical twin
somewhere else?
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Twins? Oh, no.
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He's actually the opposite of me
in every way.
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[CHILDREN SCREAMING]
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Ha! Bizarro save Metropolis.
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Bizarro save home.
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MAN 1:
Hey, who's gonna pay for this?
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WOMAN 1:
Someone might have gotten hurt in all of this.
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- You sure did.
WOMAN 1: This is ridiculous.
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You know, I recently discovered a place that
needs your help even more than Metropolis.
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[GASPS]
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Let's not go.
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Follow me.
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I mean, don't follow me.
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Bizarre spy with his little eye,
something start with letter S.
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Space.
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How Superman know?
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[BEEPING]
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SUPERMAN:
Should be around...
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Ah! Right there.
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[WHIRRING]
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Aah! Oh.
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[BIZARRO LAUGHING]
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BIZARRO:
Pretty. Ha-ha-ha.
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[GRUNTING]
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Ugh!
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[SHOUTING]
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Ha-ha-ha. That tickled.
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Where you take Bizarro?
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Somewhere you can't get into trouble.
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This planet's physics are a little backwards.
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Just like you.
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It's going to be the perfect home.
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Home Metropolis.
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How I save Daily Planet?
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How I save people here?
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Hmm...
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Watch this.
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The Daily Planet, just like the one on Earth.
What do you think?
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Uh...
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Ah!
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Bizarro, that citizen is in trouble.
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Ha!
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Ah!
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[GRUNTING AND CHUCKLING]
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Ha!
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You nothing to worry for, citizen.
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Bizarro keep safe.
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Aah!
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I think I kill him.
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I think I kill him. Aah!
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No, no, he'll be just fine.
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He just needs to rest at home.
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Wait, he needs a home.
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Can you build him a home, Bizarre?
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Uh, Bizarro build.
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I'd wish you good luck, Bizarro,
but I know you'd take it the wrong way.
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[RUMBLING THEN ALL GASP]
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[RUMBLING CONTINUES]
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MAN 1: It's Giganta!
MAN 2: Run, run, run!
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MAN 3:
What is that thing?
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[CAR ALARM BLARING]
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Out of my way.
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I don't wanna be pulling mini figs
out of my toes.
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The Daily Planet news building.
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Well, I got news for you.
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Print is dead.
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[GRUNTING]
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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[SCREAMING AND SHOUTING]
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[SHOUTS]
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[GRUNTING]
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This skyscraper is heavier than you think.
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[CHEERING AND LAUGHING]
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Now Clark Kent doesn't have to look
for a new job.
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[GRUNTING]
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By the Golden Girdle of Gaea, Giganta,
this is no way for a lady to act.
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Or dress. Animal prints are so last season.
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Leopard spots are the new black.
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And I'm gonna make you black and blue.
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Get back here.
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If you say so.
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[GRUNTING]
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The perfect distraction for the perfect plan.
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[GIBBERING]
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[WHIRRING]
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The Justice League will never figure out
what I'm really up to.
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BATMAN:
Let me take a shot at it, Gorilla Grodd.
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You use your mind control helmet
to turn Giganta, Penguin...
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...Deathstroke and Captain Cold
into henchmen.
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So while Giganta wreaks havoc on Metropolis,
you go after your real prize.
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[GRUNTS]
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Pretty good guess,
and a lot of words on one breath.
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[WHIRRING NEARBY]
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[GRUNTS]
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- Ugh.
-Booyah!
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Bats knew you'd try that,
so he had me snatch your hypno-helmet.
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He's just so smart.
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[WHIRRING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[G ROANS]
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Ugh!
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Grodd had us under mind control.
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DEATHSTROKE:
We're stealing for you?
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That's cold, man.
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This heist better be for something good.
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~Huh?
~Aah!
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Bananas?
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Ha, ha. Bananas?
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I like bananas? Ha-ha-ha.
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DEATHSTROKE:
Nobody makes a monkey out of me.
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Let's get out of here.
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[GROWLING AND GRUNTING]
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[CYBORG SHOUTING]
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[CHUCKLES]
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[QUACKING]
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- They're getting away.
-Relax, Cyborg. They won't get far.
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Hawkman, Operation Crop Duster.
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Flash, I need you after Captain Cold.
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I'm on it.
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BATMAN: Green Arrow, see if you have anything
in your quiver to take down a flightless bird.
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Copy that, Dark Knight.
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BATMAN: Plastic Man, I need you
to wrap up Deathstroke.
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Roger Dodger, Caped Crusader.
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Hawkman delivers.
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[HAWKMAN CAWING]
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Just my size.
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Gotcha.
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[G ROWLS]
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Stay put, rookie.
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Wish I had ajetpack.
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[GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTING]
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GUY:
Man, do I have to do everything around here?
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Let me show you how a real hero does it.
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Say hello to my little friend
who's really big, and it's me.
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Wow, look, Superman...
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...Guy Gardner finally made something
as big as his ego.
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[GRUNTING]
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Say hello to the agony of the feet.
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[GROANING]
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[SHOUTING]
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Ow.
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Flash to Batman,
I'm hot on the trail of Captain Cold.
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Get it? Hot, cold, huh?
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I don't like tailgaters.
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Hmm.
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[GRUNTS]
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[SCREAMING]
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All right.
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Cool off in the icebox.
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[GRUNTING]
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[QUACKING THEN GASPS]
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- Ha-ha-ha.
-My favorite time of year: Duck season.
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[SCREAMING]
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[GRUNTS]
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Green Arrow to Batman.
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This Penguin is poached.
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Plastic Man versus Deathstroke?
That's a stretch.
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[SHOUTS]
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Whoo! That was close. Aah!
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[PLASTIC MAN SHOUTING]
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[CHUCKLES]
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- Aah!
-Oh.
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[GRUNTING]
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Plas to Batman,
I've got mine all wrapped up. Hee-haw!
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Wrapping things up here too.
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Superman to Batman.
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How's it going with that big gorilla?
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- Need any help?
-I don't need any help from you.
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BOY 1:
Look, a monkey.
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[GRODD CHUCKLES
THEN CHILDREN SHOUTING]
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[GASPS]
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[CHUCKLING AND CHEERING]
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[LAUGHING]
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[GASPS]
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[SCREAMING]
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[GRODD GRUNTING AND WHIMPERING]
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[GRODD GRUNTING]
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[ALL CHEERING]
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[CHEERING STOPS]
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Thanks, Batman.
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Hey, now, great takedown.
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But, you know, maybe next time, instead
of using children to stop supervillains...
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...feel free to call on your friends.
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I keep my friends close
and my enemies closer.
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I hope not much closer than this.
Hey, you're not implying that--
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[SINGING] We caught Gorilla Groddy
And now we 're gonna party
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Villains going to prison
'Cause the Justice League is winning
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Booyah, yeah
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[BOYS LAUGHING
THEN CYBORG WHOOPS]
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Great work out there, everyone.
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Especially our two new recruits:
Cyborg and Guy.
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The Man of Steel just said I did great.
Fist bump.
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I don't fist bump.
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Just glad I was there
to save Wonder Woman.
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Was that before or after Giganta
laid you down for a nap, rookie?
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- Hmm.
-Whoa.
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When we join forces, no evil can match us.
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That's why we formed the Justice League.
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Together we fight for the liberties
of all living creatures, great and small.
260
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:31,514
BATMAN: I joined the league to keep an eye
on the most powerful being on Earth.
261
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,225
The hearts and minds of man
are no mystery to me.
262
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,853
But an alien Superman...
263
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:41,358
Good thing I have my "just in case" box
of kryptonite.
264
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:43,068
[SUPERMAN GASPS]
265
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,156
I'm okay.
Not sure what came over me there.
266
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,659
Must've eaten some bad buffalo wings.
267
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,745
Now, where was I? Oh, yes, yes.
Next order of business.
268
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:56,039
Flash is bored, again.
269
00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:58,667
Any ideas on some new activities
to keep him busy?
270
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,044
- Archery.
-lce sculpture.
271
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:02,712
North American duck calls?
272
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:05,382
- Ha,ha.
-Huh?
273
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:11,429
[DUCK CALLING]
274
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:14,349
[QUACKING]
275
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:17,310
Okay, what now? Ooh. Snack time.
276
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,646
SUPERMAN: A hero sandwich sounds good.
PLASTIC MAN: Let's eat.
277
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,523
GREEN ARROW: Race you.
HAWKMAN: Birdseed burrito time.
278
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,274
CYBORG:
Booyah!
279
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,819
BATMAN:
Hmm. Superman sure left in a big hurry.
280
00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:27,487
[ALARM vvmuwe]
281
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,866
- Uh-oh. Trouble alert.
-Great Hera.
282
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:36,496
There are reports of Superman
attacking LexCorp in Metropolis?
283
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,836
Aha! I knew he would snap one day.
284
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:45,964
I tried to warn everyone,
but no one would listen.
285
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,132
CYBORG:
Uh...
286
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:49,342
We were just making sandwiches.
287
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,303
Don't think I won't check that alibi.
288
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,392
I have a pretty good idea
of who's behind this.
289
00:16:57,559 --> 00:17:00,812
Why don't I just take care
of this one solo, guys?
290
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:04,107
I don't think so. Let's go.
291
00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:06,067
[G ROANS]
292
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:12,866
GUY:
What a mess.
293
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,326
I'd hate to be the guy
who's responsible for this.
294
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:16,619
[CYBORG GRUNTING]
295
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,706
Yeah, really, guys, I've totally got this.
296
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:23,001
And miss all the action? Uh-uh.
297
00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:24,919
[G ROANS]
298
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:40,185
Oh, look. Guns, guns, and more guns.
299
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:41,811
Is this a villain lair?
300
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:44,981
Oh, it's my first villain lair. Ha, ha.
301
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:48,902
It seems Lex has been busy
plotting our demise.
302
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:52,655
Even Superman's.
303
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:55,825
Hmm. Mm-hm.
304
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,952
All right.
305
00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,621
0K8)'-
306
00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:01,414
Ah.
307
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,083
Hmm.
308
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,668
Lex may be onto something with this one.
309
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,171
And the directions are very easy to follow.
310
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:12,342
Ah, Batman, leave it to you
to dispose of Lex's evil plans for me.
311
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,928
Yeah, that's what I was doing.
312
00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,722
[DOOR OPENS]
313
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,599
Took you long enough.
314
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,810
My lab is practically destroyed.
315
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,895
Lex Luthor.
316
00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:25,897
Do we really have to help this guy?
317
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,483
What's that supposed to mean?
318
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:31,111
Hello? Villain lair?
319
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:34,197
You spend all day creating weapons
to destroy us.
320
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:37,450
Hades himself would spurn you,
you treacherous snake.
321
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,120
How many times have you framed
one of us for a crime...
322
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,956
...and then run for president
on a platform to stop us?
323
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,875
That reminds me.
324
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:48,670
Vote for Lex.
325
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:53,007
[GUY GRUNTING]
326
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:56,761
That's going to look great on posters.
Now, stop him.
327
00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:03,601
Bizarro.
328
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,687
BATMAN:
Another alien.
329
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:06,855
Whoa.
330
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:08,690
Are you twins?
331
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,901
Heh, heh. We are not twins.
332
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,486
[G ROANS]
333
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:17,866
Great Scott,
the LexCorp duplicator ray that created you.
334
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,702
You broke in here to steal it? But why?
335
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:24,038
- Bizarro show you.
-Bizarro, don't!
336
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,207
[ALL GRUNTING]
337
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,670
[GRUNTING AND GROANING]
338
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,512
[GRUNTING]
339
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,139
Ugh!
340
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,725
[GROANING]
341
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:58,907
I Batzarro. World's worst detective.
342
00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:02,785
I Greenzarro. And I scared.
343
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:06,706
L\\
344
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:10,919
--Cyzarro.
345
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:15,340
I Bizarra. Pretty, pretty princess.
346
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:16,716
[CHUCKLING]
347
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,552
[GRUNTING]
348
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:22,931
Bizarro, give me that ray
before you do any more damage.
349
00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:25,892
Nothing stop Bizarro.
350
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,311
Not even Superman.
351
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:34,234
Can we go? I scared.
352
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,403
Okay. Let's stay.
353
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:44,661
You heard Bizarro. Stay.
354
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:46,996
Hmm.
355
00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:52,001
"B-O-M-B."
356
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:54,212
Boom.
357
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,177
[BELL DINGING]
358
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:06,140
[GROANING]
359
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:08,393
[GRUNTING]
360
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,645
That was weird.
361
00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:14,023
Your twin brother was way out of line there,
Superman.
362
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:18,111
- The universe only needs one Guy Gardner.
-If that.
363
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:21,823
How do we know this wasn't always
part of your secret alien plan?
364
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,409
Because Bizarre can't keep secrets.
365
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:26,452
He can barely keep his pants up.
366
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,413
But why make duplicates of us?
367
00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:31,666
Duplicates with terrible hair
and unplucked eyebrows?
368
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:35,211
I don't know, but if one Bizarre
can cause this much destruction...
369
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,715
...think of what an entire
Bizarro League could do.
370
00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:41,050
And I think I know where they're going.
371
00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:43,052
Bizarro World.
372
00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:44,637
Let's go.
373
00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:49,559
BATMAN: So you want us to follow you
to some distant planet, huh?
374
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:54,230
Well, I'll play your little game for now, alien.
375
00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:00,695
LEX:
This is just great.
376
00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:04,282
They destroy my lab
and Bizarro takes the kryptonite bomb...
377
00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:08,077
...I was going to destroy Superman with.
378
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:10,913
[CHUCKLING]
379
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,374
[LAUGHING]
380
00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:15,084
[SHOUTING]
381
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:16,961
Ow.
382
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:25,053
WONDER WOMAN:
Merciful Minerva.
383
00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:27,638
Bizarro's planet's a cube?
384
00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:29,599
Figures.
385
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:35,980
I should warn you,
things here behave a little--
386
00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:37,774
Uh, Bizarre?
387
00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:41,694
[CYBORG SCREAMING]
388
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:48,034
Ha! One Green Lantern rescue rocket
coming up.
389
00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:53,998
[CHICKEN CLUCKS
THEN WONDER WOMAN GRUNTS]
390
00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:55,666
A chicken?
391
00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:57,877
Why does that not surprise me?
392
00:22:58,336 --> 00:23:02,215
Hey, at least I can still fly,
Wonderless Woman.
393
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:07,762
CYBORG:
Ugh!
394
00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:11,265
Chicken. How degrading.
395
00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:14,394
Yeah, I call that use of power ring
a clear "foul."
396
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,687
Get it? Fowl? Ha, ha.
397
00:23:16,854 --> 00:23:21,317
This strange planet shows no evidence
of animals or plants.
398
00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:23,986
Well, there's a face-plant. Heh.
399
00:23:24,946 --> 00:23:25,988
[WHIRRING]
400
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:29,325
These rocks are emitting
a weird form of radiation.
401
00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:32,537
Ooh. We should call it weirdiation, then.
402
00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:33,788
I like that name.
403
00:23:33,955 --> 00:23:37,291
-It's this radiation--
-I do not know what you are talking about.
404
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:39,919
Radiation? There are so many kinds.
405
00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:43,005
If only there was a way
to differentiate this particular--
406
00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:46,551
Fine. It's this weirdiation
that created the planet...
407
00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:49,637
...and is now interfering
with the team's powers and equipment.
408
00:23:49,804 --> 00:23:52,473
Equipment? That's what I'm made of.
409
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,850
Oh, there goes my arm.
410
00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:57,311
- Hey, why doesn't this place affect you?
-Well, not much does, I guess.
411
00:23:57,478 --> 00:24:00,106
BATMAN: So the Kryptonianhas lured us to a planet...
412
00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:02,525
...that renders our powers
and weapons useless...
413
00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:05,653
...while he remains unaffected.
414
00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:08,823
Well, I have something that will affect him.
415
00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:10,825
Hmm.
416
00:24:10,992 --> 00:24:13,786
Shh. We're being watched.
417
00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:17,206
What do you want'?
418
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:22,837
I think he wants to know
why you're talking to a rock.
419
00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:24,505
It's a citizen.
420
00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:26,591
A citizen?
421
00:24:26,757 --> 00:24:28,384
[GUY CHUCKLES]
422
00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:31,262
I tried to make this place
feel more like home for Bizarre.
423
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:34,307
But he seems
to have taken it to another level.
424
00:24:38,269 --> 00:24:40,354
GUY:
It's a wacked-out Metropolis.
425
00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:42,690
A Bizarrotropolis.
426
00:24:43,024 --> 00:24:44,442
I like to make up funny names.
427
00:24:44,901 --> 00:24:47,445
[THUMPING]
428
00:24:47,612 --> 00:24:48,821
I hear something.
429
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:50,615
I'm going to investigate.
430
00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:52,658
Not without me, you're not.
431
00:24:57,914 --> 00:25:00,458
CYBORG:
That looks like fun.
432
00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:03,294
Oh, man.
433
00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:05,880
SUPERMAN:
Beautiful from up here, isn't it?
434
00:25:06,047 --> 00:25:09,425
Oh, and unless you want us both to fall
and become super pancakes...
435
00:25:09,592 --> 00:25:12,386
...I'd keep your lead box
full of kryptonite closed tight...
436
00:25:12,553 --> 00:25:14,388
...Bruce Wayne. Ha, ha.
437
00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:17,808
I knew you'd use your x-ray vision on me.
But how did you see...
438
00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:21,020
...through my lead-lined mask?
-I can't.
439
00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:25,233
But I can see that somebody stitched your
name onto the elastic band of your underwear.
440
00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:27,276
Alfred.
441
00:25:27,735 --> 00:25:28,819
SUPERMAN:
Oh, come on.
442
00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:31,030
You can trust me with your secret identity.
443
00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:32,281
I'm Superman.
444
00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:36,035
I don't trust anyone.
Also, you're an invulnerable alien...
445
00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:40,039
...whose motives remain mysterious which
means I should especially not trust you...
446
00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:41,749
...Clark Kent.
447
00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:44,293
Hey, how did you know my secret identity?
448
00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:46,379
I'm Batman.
449
00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:50,758
That's the source of the sound
I heard earlier.
450
00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:55,429
BOTH:
Darkseid.
451
00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:04,939
[GRUNTING]
452
00:26:05,106 --> 00:26:08,859
Must save citizens from big head machine.
453
00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:10,778
[GRUNTING]
454
00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:13,573
[GRUNTING]
455
00:26:17,577 --> 00:26:18,578
[WHIMPERS]
456
00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:19,954
[GRUNTS]
457
00:26:20,121 --> 00:26:22,415
[WHIMPERING]
458
00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:24,542
[BATZARRO GRUNTING
AND CYZARRO WHIMPERING]
459
00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:27,378
CYBORG:
Oh,mydoW
460
00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:42,602
Desaad, who is stealing my rocks?
461
00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:45,688
Why, no one, Master Darkseid.
462
00:26:45,855 --> 00:26:49,025
This is only a minor interference.
I'm taking care of it as we speak.
463
00:26:50,026 --> 00:26:51,319
[G ROANS]
464
00:26:51,986 --> 00:26:57,825
This heinous host of hideous heroes
seems familiar.
465
00:26:57,992 --> 00:27:02,121
No matter. Parademons, unleash the drones.
466
00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:04,582
[SHRIEKING]
467
00:27:04,749 --> 00:27:07,251
[BUZZING]
468
00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:18,262
[SHOUTS AND GRUNTING]
469
00:27:18,888 --> 00:27:22,350
[GASPING THEN LAUGHING]
470
00:27:22,516 --> 00:27:24,602
It tickle. It tickle.
471
00:27:24,769 --> 00:27:26,062
[LAUGHING]
472
00:27:31,192 --> 00:27:33,861
[LAUGHING]
473
00:27:34,028 --> 00:27:37,448
[ALL LAUGHING]
474
00:27:37,615 --> 00:27:41,911
- They're being tickled?
-Tickled to death.
475
00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:50,961
[LAUGHING CONTINUES]
476
00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:58,886
[ALL GASP]
477
00:27:59,095 --> 00:28:01,597
[ALL GRUNTING]
478
00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:04,809
Aah! Superman?
479
00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:07,561
Superman is here?
480
00:28:07,728 --> 00:28:09,438
DESAAD:
And Batman.
481
00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:11,357
They have unexpectedly joined forces.
482
00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:14,527
Aah! Oh, they must know our plan.
483
00:28:14,819 --> 00:28:19,031
I didn't say anything, I swear. I know I can be
a gossip, but they didn't hear it from me.
484
00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:20,950
Unless my mother said something.
485
00:28:21,117 --> 00:28:22,535
Crush them.
486
00:28:22,702 --> 00:28:24,203
As you wish, my lord.
487
00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:26,038
Crushing them as we speak.
488
00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:29,375
Crush, crush, crush.
489
00:28:39,844 --> 00:28:41,345
[GASPS]
490
00:28:43,848 --> 00:28:45,725
DESAAD:
Yes! We've crushed them.
491
00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:47,226
We've squished them.
492
00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:49,228
Squished them into jelly, master.
493
00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:51,814
Ooh, jelly. Maybe I could spread them
on my toast.
494
00:28:52,273 --> 00:28:54,358
[GIGGLING]
495
00:28:54,525 --> 00:28:55,776
Huh?
496
00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:57,069
Where's my jelly?
497
00:28:57,236 --> 00:28:59,155
Huh. Hmm.
498
00:28:59,530 --> 00:29:05,578
Master Darkseid, the jelly--
I mean, the heroes have vanished.
499
00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:07,246
Vaporized. Pulverized.
500
00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:09,915
Atomized. Victimized.
501
00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:11,751
We'll probably never see them again.
502
00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:14,378
Probably. Maybe. Definitely?
503
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:18,048
Then there are more stones to collect.
504
00:29:18,466 --> 00:29:20,301
Yes.
505
00:29:20,468 --> 00:29:23,929
More stones, more stones, more stones.
506
00:29:31,604 --> 00:29:35,316
[CHUCKLING]
507
00:29:35,816 --> 00:29:38,736
[GRUNTING AND GROANING]
508
00:29:38,903 --> 00:29:39,904
[SQUEAKING]
509
00:29:40,070 --> 00:29:41,405
[BATZARRO CHUCKLING]
510
00:29:41,572 --> 00:29:43,157
BATMAN: Ugh.
BATZARRO: Hmm?
511
00:29:43,324 --> 00:29:47,161
Good thinking. Creating a tunnel
for us to escape into saved us all.
512
00:29:47,328 --> 00:29:49,121
Was that a compliment?
513
00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:54,627
BATMAN: Aah! No. The alien clearly has some
sort of mind control power I'm unaware of.
514
00:29:54,794 --> 00:29:56,837
Must keep my wits about me.
515
00:29:57,004 --> 00:29:58,172
GUY:
Nice.
516
00:29:58,339 --> 00:30:01,801
You managed to find
these Bizarro knuckleheads on your own.
517
00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:03,052
Man.
518
00:30:03,219 --> 00:30:06,180
Ugh.
Why does this planet keep tripping me up?
519
00:30:06,347 --> 00:30:08,933
You am pretty, like Bizarra.
520
00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:10,601
[BELCHES]
521
00:30:10,768 --> 00:30:11,769
[WONDER WOMAN GRUNTS]
522
00:30:11,936 --> 00:30:15,940
Ha! She is the spitting image of you, princess.
Ha-ha-ha.
523
00:30:16,106 --> 00:30:17,233
Hey. Who--?
524
00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:20,986
You make good hiding place for Greenzarro.
525
00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:22,905
Oh, boy.
526
00:30:23,072 --> 00:30:27,243
Huh? Me am help you. Ha-ha-ha.
527
00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:29,370
Thanks, I got it.
528
00:30:29,537 --> 00:30:32,998
Now that we've found them,
what are we gonna do with these Bizarros?
529
00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:36,293
We're actually dealing with something
much bigger than Superma--
530
00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:38,879
I mean, Bizarro now.
531
00:30:39,046 --> 00:30:40,089
Darkseid.
532
00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:41,674
Darkseid?
533
00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:43,634
I'm guessing that's a bad thing.
534
00:30:43,801 --> 00:30:47,012
Oh, he's just the most dangerous force
in the universe.
535
00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:48,389
GREENZARRO:
Yipe!
536
00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:52,101
Is that why you stole the Bizarre ray
and created your own league?
537
00:30:52,268 --> 00:30:53,477
To stop Darkseid?
538
00:30:53,936 --> 00:30:58,524
Bizarro wanted to protect his citizens
from big head machine.
539
00:30:58,691 --> 00:31:02,611
Big head machine
already take many citizens.
540
00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:04,822
You should have come to me first, Bizarro.
541
00:31:04,989 --> 00:31:06,782
We can help you against Darkseid.
542
00:31:06,949 --> 00:31:09,034
Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.
543
00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:12,538
Easy for you to say,
Mr. I've-Still-Got-My-Powers.
544
00:31:12,705 --> 00:31:14,415
Are you sure you're not scared, Guy?
545
00:31:14,582 --> 00:31:16,333
We're talking about rocks, princess.
546
00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:19,336
Why risk our behinds
for meaningless rocks?
547
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:24,925
Rocks my only friends
after Superman send me away.
548
00:31:25,551 --> 00:31:29,513
- I sent you here because--
-Because you embarrassed by Bizarro.
549
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,515
So you hide him.
550
00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:34,935
No, I--
551
00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:37,271
They may just be rocks...
552
00:31:37,438 --> 00:31:41,692
...but I suspect Darkseid wants to harvest
their unique properties for a weapon.
553
00:31:41,859 --> 00:31:44,236
- Weirdiation.
-Why make a weapon out of something...
554
00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:46,906
...that messes up everything
it comes in contact with?
555
00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:50,367
Because it messes up everything
it comes in contact with.
556
00:31:50,534 --> 00:31:52,578
Harnessing the power of this weirdiation...
557
00:31:52,745 --> 00:31:57,249
...could render Earth's defenses,
it's heroes, useless.
558
00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:58,542
Just like Guy.
559
00:31:58,709 --> 00:32:00,002
Hey-
560
00:32:00,711 --> 00:32:02,504
If Darkseid's after these rocks...
561
00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:06,091
...then he's headed
to the greatest concentration of them:
562
00:32:07,134 --> 00:32:09,637
Bizarrotropolis.
563
00:32:19,021 --> 00:32:22,608
I have a plan. I'm going to reconstruct
the blocks of these vehicles...
564
00:32:22,775 --> 00:32:26,111
...to create a thermodynamic amplifier
of the Bizarre ray.
565
00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:30,824
When fired at Darkseid's weirdiation supply,
it will create a new opposite form of matter...
566
00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:33,911
...and the two will annihilate each other,
destroying his ship.
567
00:32:34,078 --> 00:32:36,121
That make no sense.
568
00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:38,832
All I hear is, "Blah, blah, blah...
569
00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:41,460
...science, blah, big word."
570
00:32:42,002 --> 00:32:44,838
I have better plan.
571
00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:48,258
First, we take nap.
572
00:32:48,425 --> 00:32:50,636
Yay! Nap-
573
00:32:50,803 --> 00:32:52,012
[SNORING]
574
00:32:53,097 --> 00:32:56,600
I think we should go with Batman's plan.
575
00:33:00,229 --> 00:33:03,774
Thank you for meeting Bizarro for talk
in his special place.
576
00:33:03,941 --> 00:33:05,859
You am excellent listener.
577
00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:08,612
Bizarre not feel helpful to Justice League.
578
00:33:08,779 --> 00:33:11,615
- Bizarro not helpful to anyone.
-Ahem.
579
00:33:12,032 --> 00:33:13,617
Huh?
580
00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:19,581
- Something bothering you?
-On Earth, I bad hero...
581
00:33:19,748 --> 00:33:22,876
...on Bizarro world, I bad hero.
582
00:33:23,043 --> 00:33:26,380
All I want is save day like Superman.
583
00:33:26,547 --> 00:33:28,215
On. Oh, uh-- Ugh.
584
00:33:28,382 --> 00:33:29,883
Sorry.
585
00:33:30,050 --> 00:33:32,428
Uh. Aw.
586
00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:36,598
The Justice League will save the day, Bizarre.
I promise.
587
00:33:38,809 --> 00:33:39,977
No.
588
00:33:40,144 --> 00:33:43,772
Bizarro save day.
589
00:33:49,903 --> 00:33:51,196
Darkseid.
590
00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:55,242
We've got to buy Batman some time.
Let's go.
591
00:33:59,913 --> 00:34:02,207
Ha, ha.
This is gonna make you laugh.
592
00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:06,086
Superman apparently was not crushed
when we were doing all that crushing.
593
00:34:06,253 --> 00:34:07,921
Neither was anyone else.
594
00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:09,214
Please don't hurt me.
595
00:34:10,299 --> 00:34:13,802
I will deal with them myself.
596
00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:21,977
[BUZZING]
597
00:34:32,029 --> 00:34:34,031
[GRUMBLING AND GRUNTING]
598
00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:44,750
By Athena's gray eyes, she is a dog of war.
599
00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:47,878
Then why is my guy such a pussycat?
600
00:34:48,045 --> 00:34:49,505
Why can't you be more like her?
601
00:34:50,005 --> 00:34:51,090
[WHIMPERS]
602
00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:52,883
Come on. You can do it.
603
00:34:53,050 --> 00:34:56,345
I believe in you. You're a Lantern.
604
00:35:00,557 --> 00:35:01,892
Ha!
605
00:35:02,059 --> 00:35:03,060
[CLUCKS]
606
00:35:03,227 --> 00:35:05,187
Still not working.
607
00:35:08,315 --> 00:35:09,358
No!
608
00:35:14,488 --> 00:35:16,156
[LAUGHING]
609
00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:18,200
That's what I'm talking about.
610
00:35:18,659 --> 00:35:21,328
They better watch out
for Darkseid's Omega Beams.
611
00:35:21,495 --> 00:35:22,704
What are Omega Beams?
612
00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:30,087
[CYBORG GASPS THEN SCREAMS]
613
00:35:30,921 --> 00:35:33,841
Those are Omega Beams.
614
00:35:34,091 --> 00:35:35,175
Got it.
615
00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:41,223
Superman, we meet again.
616
00:35:44,768 --> 00:35:46,603
[GRUNTING]
617
00:35:47,437 --> 00:35:49,022
[SHOUTS]
618
00:35:53,777 --> 00:35:56,613
You know, Darkseid,
my mother used to say:
619
00:35:56,780 --> 00:36:00,784
"Heroes get the cake
and bullies get the rake."
620
00:36:00,951 --> 00:36:03,537
I'm still not entirely sure
what that all meant...
621
00:36:03,704 --> 00:36:07,749
...but we'll never let you harness
the power of this planet, you space bully.
622
00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:09,084
I Will.
623
00:36:09,251 --> 00:36:15,966
And after Earth falls,
the entire universe will bow to me.
624
00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:18,802
I don't think so.
625
00:36:20,596 --> 00:36:23,348
Oh, the cape. Oh, the face.
626
00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:25,017
[SCREAMING]
627
00:36:25,392 --> 00:36:26,894
[SUPERMAN GRUNTS]
628
00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:28,562
I need more time, Superman.
629
00:36:28,729 --> 00:36:29,980
[SUPERMAN CHUCKLING]
630
00:36:30,147 --> 00:36:31,523
Time?
631
00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:35,235
Time is now purple o'clock. Heh, heh.
632
00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:36,987
[GRUNTS]
633
00:36:50,334 --> 00:36:52,002
I can break for you.
634
00:36:52,169 --> 00:36:54,546
That's what we're worried about.
635
00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:57,090
Aah.
636
00:36:57,674 --> 00:36:58,675
[SQUEAKING]
637
00:36:58,842 --> 00:37:00,344
[SHOUTING]
638
00:37:04,389 --> 00:37:07,851
Go, Cyzarro, break now.
639
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,561
[GRUNTING]
640
00:37:14,608 --> 00:37:15,859
BATMAN:
He did it.
641
00:37:16,026 --> 00:37:17,152
He fixed it.
642
00:37:17,319 --> 00:37:22,241
Of course. Only a Bizarre
can make technology work here.
643
00:37:23,867 --> 00:37:25,118
Take this.
644
00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:27,579
- Ugh!
-And this.
645
00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:29,706
- And one of these too.
-Ugh.
646
00:37:29,873 --> 00:37:31,124
Uh-oh.
647
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,170
Ugh! Not fun.
648
00:37:35,337 --> 00:37:37,422
You're too late, Superman.
649
00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:42,594
I now have enough of this bizarre energy
to rule the galaxy.
650
00:37:43,011 --> 00:37:45,889
[GRUNTING]
651
00:37:47,641 --> 00:37:51,979
Well, on Bizarro World,
rules are meant to be broken.
652
00:37:52,729 --> 00:37:54,481
[PLANE WHIRRING]
653
00:37:57,317 --> 00:38:01,196
Bizarro save day.
654
00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:03,407
SUPERMAN:
Bizarro, stop!
655
00:38:05,450 --> 00:38:07,661
[BATMAN GRUNTING THEN ALL GASP]
656
00:38:20,590 --> 00:38:23,844
A kryptonite bomb.
657
00:38:24,261 --> 00:38:26,013
Thank you.
658
00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:30,350
[BEEPING]
659
00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:33,061
[CHUCKLING]
660
00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:38,817
Desaad, let us test our weapon on Earth.
661
00:38:44,906 --> 00:38:49,202
[WHIRRING]
662
00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:14,019
[HAWKMAN CAWING]
663
00:39:14,186 --> 00:39:16,563
Hawkman and hawk jet, inbound.
664
00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:20,108
Deploying hawk swords.
665
00:39:22,069 --> 00:39:24,237
Pressing hawk button.
666
00:39:28,241 --> 00:39:30,118
Hawk shield deployed.
667
00:39:30,285 --> 00:39:32,954
[HAWKMAN CAWING]
668
00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:34,831
[GRUNTING]
669
00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:37,167
BATMAN [OVER RADIO]:
Hawkman, did you intercept the ray?
670
00:39:37,334 --> 00:39:40,962
You could say that.
671
00:39:48,637 --> 00:39:50,263
Hawkman is holding off the ray...
672
00:39:50,430 --> 00:39:55,477
...but I suspect even his armor
will eventually fall to the weirdiation.
673
00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:02,734
Bizarro tried to help.
674
00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:05,737
Yeah, you helped, all right.
You helped Darkseid.
675
00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:08,490
Thanks to you, we're done. Earth is toast.
676
00:40:08,657 --> 00:40:10,700
Without Superman, we can't stop him.
677
00:40:11,785 --> 00:40:14,329
Yes. Yes, you can.
678
00:40:14,496 --> 00:40:17,958
Darkseid's ship is somehow
being protected from the weirdiation.
679
00:40:18,125 --> 00:40:21,169
But if we overload the ship
with those crazy rocks...
680
00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:25,674
- Huh?
-But that'll just make his weapon stronger.
681
00:40:26,216 --> 00:40:29,052
So this is how you destroy us all.
682
00:40:29,428 --> 00:40:31,179
You need to trust me, Batman.
683
00:40:32,472 --> 00:40:35,725
Trust you?
684
00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:38,770
[GRUNTING]
685
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,692
[G ROANS]
686
00:40:43,859 --> 00:40:49,906
Well, if there's one place I can try trusting you,
it's on a backwards world.
687
00:40:50,073 --> 00:40:53,618
No. Those are Bizarro's people.
688
00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:55,412
His friends.
689
00:40:55,579 --> 00:40:59,291
I know, Bizarro,
but you have new friends now.
690
00:40:59,708 --> 00:41:01,460
[CHUCKLING]
691
00:41:01,626 --> 00:41:02,794
Huh? Ah.
692
00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:05,380
- Heh.
SUPERMAN: And an old one too.
693
00:41:06,506 --> 00:41:09,634
Superman Bizarro's friend?
694
00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:11,720
Not just friends, Bizarro.
695
00:41:11,887 --> 00:41:15,015
Brothers.
And I should've been a better one to you.
696
00:41:15,182 --> 00:41:16,766
Twin brothers?
697
00:41:16,933 --> 00:41:20,395
Fraternal, but, yes, twin.
698
00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:22,981
[CHUCKLES]
699
00:41:27,569 --> 00:41:30,322
Goodbye. Bizarro miss you.
700
00:41:30,489 --> 00:41:32,741
[GRUNTING]
701
00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:41,333
[CHICKEN CLUCKING]
702
00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:46,796
[ALL GRUNTING]
703
00:41:51,801 --> 00:41:53,637
[GRUNTING THEN CHUCKLING]
704
00:41:55,514 --> 00:41:57,807
I miss you.
705
00:41:57,974 --> 00:42:01,770
Especially you with pointy head.
706
00:42:07,901 --> 00:42:09,110
What are they doing?
707
00:42:09,903 --> 00:42:12,697
They're overloading the system.
708
00:42:14,282 --> 00:42:18,578
Goodbye, special place.
709
00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:20,038
[GRUNTS]
710
00:42:25,252 --> 00:42:26,711
[BEEPING INCREASING
THEN ALARM BLARES]
711
00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:35,136
[LAUGHING AND CHEERING]
712
00:42:35,303 --> 00:42:37,013
We lose. Heh, heh.
713
00:42:39,558 --> 00:42:42,018
Activate the boom tube.
714
00:42:42,185 --> 00:42:44,688
Yes, sire!
715
00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:55,073
Must keep pressing button.
716
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:56,908
So hard.
717
00:43:02,247 --> 00:43:03,415
Huh?
718
00:43:03,582 --> 00:43:04,874
[SIGHS]
719
00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:06,084
Uh...
720
00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:10,922
How attached are Earthlings
to a round moon?
721
00:43:14,467 --> 00:43:17,637
Superman A-okay.
722
00:43:17,804 --> 00:43:19,306
That's great.
723
00:43:19,472 --> 00:43:21,182
He's gonna be all right, then?
724
00:43:21,349 --> 00:43:25,562
No. Batzarro means we can't save him.
725
00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:28,106
Goodbye, Kal.
726
00:43:28,273 --> 00:43:29,482
Gonna miss you, pal.
727
00:43:29,649 --> 00:43:31,943
Wish I could've learned more from you.
728
00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:35,530
Superman live.
729
00:43:35,697 --> 00:43:37,490
Stop with the opposite talk, man.
730
00:43:37,657 --> 00:43:41,369
No. Superman live.
731
00:43:47,917 --> 00:43:51,254
He's drawing the kryptonite radiation
from his body.
732
00:43:51,421 --> 00:43:53,923
And because he's Bizarre,
it doesn't affect him.
733
00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:02,932
[GRUNTING]
734
00:44:07,937 --> 00:44:08,980
[BELCHES]
735
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,025
[SUPERMAN GROANS]
736
00:44:13,902 --> 00:44:16,029
[G ROANS THEN CHUCKLES]
737
00:44:17,447 --> 00:44:20,116
You saved the day, Bizarro.
738
00:44:20,283 --> 00:44:22,619
- Bad job.
-Terrible work.
739
00:44:22,786 --> 00:44:24,996
You're a loser. Heh.
740
00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:26,289
[CHUCKLES]
741
00:44:26,456 --> 00:44:27,624
Thanks.
742
00:44:28,083 --> 00:44:31,086
- You had me scared for a second, buddy.
-Scared?
743
00:44:31,252 --> 00:44:32,295
Knew it.
744
00:44:32,462 --> 00:44:35,382
Booyah!
Darkseid on the run and the Earth is safe.
745
00:44:35,548 --> 00:44:37,175
Justice League does it again.
746
00:44:37,342 --> 00:44:38,927
Fist bump.
747
00:44:39,094 --> 00:44:40,095
[CHUCKLES]
748
00:44:40,470 --> 00:44:43,515
I'm not wrong often, but I was about you.
749
00:44:43,682 --> 00:44:45,392
You can be trusted.
750
00:44:45,558 --> 00:44:47,435
Really? Wow.
751
00:44:47,602 --> 00:44:50,605
Then I guess you won't need
that box of kryptonite anymore.
752
00:44:50,772 --> 00:44:52,315
Let's not go crazy.
753
00:44:52,482 --> 00:44:54,651
If we're gonna have a wild card
on the team...
754
00:44:54,818 --> 00:44:58,738
...who can't stop keeping tabs on me,
I'm glad it's you.
755
00:45:00,740 --> 00:45:03,702
Whoa. Look at this place.
756
00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:07,372
Bizarro lost whole world.
757
00:45:07,539 --> 00:45:11,626
Then we're just gonna
have to rebuild it together.
758
00:45:11,793 --> 00:45:13,712
[CHUCKLES]
759
00:45:25,765 --> 00:45:28,017
Hmm, great job.
760
00:45:28,184 --> 00:45:30,186
In fact, the whole place looks wonderful.
761
00:45:30,353 --> 00:45:32,480
I can't wait to walk through that front door.
762
00:45:32,647 --> 00:45:36,109
Hmm. Front door.
763
00:45:43,658 --> 00:45:49,539
So the heroes managed
to survive Bizarro World. Hooray.
764
00:45:49,706 --> 00:45:52,751
But even the mighty Justice League
cannot hope to survive...
765
00:45:52,917 --> 00:45:55,295
...Operation Doom.
766
00:48:38,708 --> 00:48:40,710
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