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He's highly allergic to human contact.

Is this possible?

Aji 3? Are you a robot?

It's exactly like a human being, but I'm completely fine.

Send Aji 3 home tomorrow. I'll keep it for a month.

I have a part-time job for you.

Your part-time job is becoming this robot.

- Ta-da. - Goodness.

What have you done to me?

That's right. I needed a robot like this.

I'm going to make a private room of my own inside you.

Don't let anyone in. I'm the only one who's allowed in that room.

I'm going to train you.

And...

you're going to...

input my information in your head.

From now on,

you need to focus on only me...

and follow no one else but me.

Input?

Input what in my head?

The first thing to input...

is the hierarchy in this house.

(Episode 5)

There's a hierarchy among everything that I love in this house.

It's a type of caste system.

Objects in the top hierarchy...

are named Pretty.

This back scratcher is Pretty One.

This old-fashioned vacuum cleaning robot is Pretty Two.

This vacuum cleaning robot who had its birthday recently is...

Pretty Three.

I will become Pretty too.

In other words,

I'm on the same level as...

the back scratcher and the vacuum cleaning robots?

No, they're above you.

You earn points by making me happy.

Earn as many points as possible...

so you can be called Pretty and get on their hierarchy level.

Do I have to earn points?

Then I'll celebrate your birthday.

What an imbecile.

For all objects, the purchase date is its birthday.

He's such a stupid jerk.

Gosh.

Hurry up.

- It's my turn. - Hurry.

Don't touch me. Leave me alone.

- Come on. - What's wrong?

Why is everyone sick?

I think it's the curry that we had yesterday.

- It's the curry. - Curry?

- Let me in. - I'm next.

No way.

Ji A had two packs of it.

Also, there are sacred places in this house.

They're more sacred than the hierarchy.

A castle made of cards.

My cabinet.

This action figure.

That's what gave me a hard time.

You must never touch these sacred objects.

Remember that.

Next, I'll inform you about the design of the house.

Follow me.

Why does my stomach hurt?

I didn't even drink last night.

- Hey. - Come out now.

Let me in.

Hurry up.

Come out now.

I'll kill you if you don't come out soon.

I'll do my best. I can't...

guarantee it.

Tell her...

- to hold it no matter what. - Okay.

I can't do it.

I failed the mission, sir.

How could you?

This is the kitchen.

My goodness.

Okay, that's the bathroom.

What are you doing?

What is this room, master?

Only I'm allowed in it.

You can't go in.

Come.

Yes, master.

My parents.

Input with care.

That necklace...

Yes.

It was my mom's favorite necklace.

Some human being stole it. I should get it soon.

Aji 3, input this.

Your master hates those who deceive others the most.

The people who deceive me pay for it one way or another.

Darn it.

Get out.

- Get out of the way. - Wait, wait.

- Hey, hey. - Wait.

- I'm really sorry. - No!

I'm going to die...

I am glad...

you are a robot.

You will not deceive me.

Also,

save this to your memory.

What shall I name the folder?

Who... Who is it, master?

My old...

first love.

Shoot.

The new folder is named "Shoot".

What was that noise?

Master, you farted.

- I did? - Yes.

- It wasn't me. - Then was it me?

It couldn't be you.

That's why it was you.

Then it was me.

That's strange. I don't remember farting.

The smell tells me it might not be an ordinary fart.

How about you change your underwear, master?

That's strange.

Sorry.

- Wait here. - Okay.

Aji 3?

Your master is not the kind of person who...

farts just anywhere.

Jo Ji A, hold it in at all costs.

That cursed curry. I will throw out the whole box.

Where did she go?

Who's that?

A ghost?

What are you doing?

Cleaning up, master.

The bathroom's huge.

Oh no, it stinks.

What are you doing?

Cleaning up, master.

Did someone strange come in here?

No.

That flushing sound. Was that you?

Yes, master.

I never told you to clean this bathroom.

Is Ji A okay?

She's not.

- She's in the bathroom. - What?

You.

Is it okay to get your hands wet?

You can even wash dishes. You're a state-of-the-art robot.

Of course. I even wash dishes. I'm a state-of-the-art robot.

That's a lie.

You can't deceive me. Not in my own house.

Does this look like a cleaning solution to you?

It says so in French on the label right here.

You speak 15 languages. Are your sensors broken?

Can't you tell just by the smell?

Cleaning up with perfume is all the rage these days.

Oh, with a 1,000-dollar perfume?

You'll pour this down the toilet?

Sorry, the soap alone didn't take away the smell.

This is insane.

Just because your master is rich...

You.

- You're a bit strange. - What?

How so?

That liquid dripping down your cheek.

It looks...

just like sweat.

Hey.

Get...

Get off me.

- Good riddance. - Good... What?

It's the corset.

The titanium corset. That must hurt a lot.

That must hurt real bad considering it's real metal.

It's done.

Three-Part Baton...

will now believe that Ji A is no doubt a robot.

Are your muscles very tense, master?

I'm getting a massage because I ache all over because of you.

Shall I adjust the mode?

Shall I lend you my robot hands?

Aren't I quite useful?

What did you do with your useful hands earlier?

You caught the bottle of perfume and not me.

Because it was...

your special, 1,000-dollar perfume.

You, sit down over there.

Listen.

I am a human being. You are?

- A robot. - Exactly, a robot.

You may look like a human,

but you're made of metal.

Your body can become a weapon.

You cannot forget that for a single second.

Think about the situation we were in earlier.

"If I were to fall over here and now,"

"I would crush my master."

"I should twist sideways and land next to him."

Shouldn't you have done that?

Physically speaking, the vector of the speed at which I fall...

is greater than the vector of the speed at which I could avoid you.

It would have been more rational for you to move aside.

That came out so nicely. I'm so smart.

Why are you talking about physics?

I'm talking about the attitude with which you should serve me.

I do not understand what you mean. Could you tell me again?

Should I just sell her?

What kind of situation is that?

A dog is saving someone.

That's right. You're equivalent to that dog.

That dog is risking its life for its owner.

Just like that dog, you need to protect me with bravery.

Input this mission into your system.

That dog is saving its owner...

because the owner showed it love and affection.

You're the one who should show me loyalty first.

Try showing me half the loyalty of that dog.

Only if you love me half as much as that human loves his dog.

"Human"?

Wait a minute.

- How did you know that was human? - Because he is.

No, that's not what I mean. His face looks a bit different.

- Doesn't it look a little weird? - Regardless of how he looks,

a human is still human.

Wait here.

What's wrong with him?

Aji 3, help me! Aji 3, help!

Help!

Who am I?

Hey.

You recognized that the person on TV was a human being.

Why can't you recognize me?

Oh, you're my master.

Oh, you're a cat.

You're a cat. You're my master. Cat. Master.

My master's laughing.

I'll give you 20 points.

You're probably the first one to get points...

by making me laugh.

I hope you'll always recognize me...

regardless of...

how I might change.

Then I promise that...

I'll cherish...

and love you.

What's this?

What he just said to me is sweet, but it feels like I've become a dog.

If you're ever put in a situation where you can't recognize me,

go into that room that I forbid you to enter and open the drawer.

You'll find a syringe inside.

Then follow the emergency procedure and give me an injection.

Then you'll be able to get 500 points in one go,

and you'll get to enter the Pretty squad.

What does he mean?

I'm done.

It's practically impossible to relieve myself again.

I thought my intestines were going to fall into the toilet.

My goodness.

How can you ask for food as soon as you empty your stomach?

We all took turns going to the bathroom.

It'd be nice if you could respect the nature of my intestines.

Forget it.

Lobster.

- Isn't that salmon? - Please don't do this to me.

I want to lie down inside that refrigerator.

My gosh, there's nothing to eat.

What an annoying bourgeois.

- What a psycho. - I can't believe he just said that.

He must be crazy.

Should I order something for you?

I can't eat what others make.

Who knows what might be inside that?

He's totally out of his mind.

He's crazy.

This expires tomorrow.

You're out.

Is he out of his mind?

- You too. - Why would he throw that away?

- No. - Don't throw that away.

- This needs to go too. - I should slap some sense into him.

Gosh, the Korean beef I ordered should be here soon.

[VIU Ver] E05 I'm Not a Robot "I Am Glad You Are A Robot" -= Ruo Xi =-

What?

What's wrong with this? This can't happen.

Hey.

(From President Jo, To Kim Min Kyu)

He needs to sprinkle that three times.

- That's going to taste so nice. - Yes, that's how it should be done.

My gosh, it looks and smells so delicious.

This is the ultimate way to cook stir-fried rice cakes.

- How is your master? - It looks delicious.

What?

You're impressive.

Just impressive? Aren't I very impressive?

Input me as "Extremely impressive".

I just couldn't show you my skills because I didn't have the chance.

But this is the kind of person I am.

Yes, you're right. You're extremely impressive, master.

Now, let's give this a try.

This isn't food.

This is art.

It's so soft.

I can't look at this. This is torturing.

He's probably faking it. I'm sure it doesn't taste good.

- It's lobster. - I know.

He put abalone inside. That says it all.

The long-legged octopus is practically just a decoration.

He's torturing us by stimulating my salivary glands.

We're locked up in here and getting tortured.

Ji A loves food.

I'd eat with you if you were human.

This is sad.

Shut it. I feel more sad than you do.

I need to finish my mission in order to avoid this torture.

I'll make the perfect atmosphere for you to enjoy your meal.

Please turn on classical music.

Please turn on a great view of the sea.

Good job. You memorized it well.

You're finally doing your job as a robot.

Turn on the advertisement of KM Financial's start-up support system.

What's...

that?

(KM Financial will support your dream and give you hope.)

- What's that? - That's the advertisement...

regarding KM Financial's start-up support system.

The winner of 100,000 dollars will be announced soon.

You're even practicing social contribution.

I think you're extremely impressive.

No one's going to win any money. So just turn it off.

You're the one who executed this.

And it's a promise you made regarding social contribution.

You should keep your word for the company's brand image.

I never started such a petty event.

Some people's lives depend on that petty event.

Those con artists.

"Con artists"?

What do they take me for?

What do you think? You're a nasty...

If you don't take part in such petty events,

what kind of person are you?

Why are you asking me that in the middle of my meal?

I need to know you better in order to lure...

No. I need to know you better in order to serve you better.

If she only needs to focus on one person,

the accuracy of the input will become very high.

And that will allow her to read even the most complicated emotions.

I guess that's what she's trying to do.

Okay, fine.

You can use this chance to input information about me...

and start having a deep sense of respect.

Let me tell you about myself.

First of all,

I'm rich. I'm really rich.

I have so much money that I don't even feel bad to boast about it.

Is that who you are?

Well...

No, that's not who I am.

I'm the leader that has full control of KM Financial.

Yes, that's right. I'm the boss.

Is that who you are?

Well...

I guess...

that's not exactly who I am.

Then what kind of person are you?

Listen to me carefully, Aji 3. I'll tell you who I am.

Well...

Your master is...

Well, to explain a little about myself...

Wait.

I don't think you should be talking to me like this.

Can't you see? Your senior's cleaning the house all by itself.

Look over there.

Hurry up, and clean. Go help your senior. Hurry!

How dare you slack around? Hurry up, and go.

Okay, master.

My gosh, this is all cold now. Why did she have to ask me that?

Who does he think he is to criticize me?

Do you want to know?

I won't give a dime to a crook.

Not only did you steal my precious 300 dollars...

Happy Birthday, Pretty.

You're a psycho for celebrating your robot's birthday.

You have the worst personality ever.

- Gosh. - No.

Hey!

Goodness.

Tell him the battery needs to be charged. Bring her here.

Only five percent of battery remains. Switching to standby mode.

Please call me after charging.

I think I let in a crazy dog inside my house.

Is Aji 3 modeled after beagles?

She does resemble beagles.

It seems to follow my orders but...

She ends up doing everything that she wants.

In making things worse,

- she's the best. - She's the best.

Are we in agreement? This feels awkward.

I'm talking about your robot.

I'm frustrated.

You can't be more frustrated than I am.

Aji 3 that I trained...

was so lovely and obedient. What happened?

Are you saying that I'm the problem?

This isn't your fault at all.

The problem is that unpredictable troublemaker.

This is unbelievable.

Someone has enough Korean beef to go to waste.

Life is so unfair.

I'm sorry that we don't have much.

Do you want some Korean beef?

Sometimes, she doesn't understand what I tell her.

In my opinion,

this is a serious problem.

What do you mean by it doesn't understand?

What does Aji 3 do?

Between the master and a perfume bottle,

the robot chose to save the bottle.

I said that's not good.

I said to save the master instead.

Then she started talking about physics.

- Goodness. - Also, I explained...

what to do in an emergency, and she didn't understand at all.

My goodness.

- Hurry up. - Okay.

When you invite guests,

you should check if they're eating well.

He only cares about himself and treats us like dirt.

You said that Aji 3 is capable of sharing emotions.

I don't feel that way at all.

When will she understand me?

Is it even possible to share emotions with her?

- I must... - Those little...

reconsider signing the contract regarding Aji 3...

Where do you keep looking?

What I mean by training her...

is forming a relationship. Right.

- Relationship. - Relationship?

You said that it's about input.

What you input is the question.

If you simply input information,

your relationship with Aji 3...

will be like the one between a smart secretary and her boss.

If you input emotions with the information,

you'll develop a relationship where you can share emotions with her.

Input my emotions?

- This looks amazing. - It's incredible.

It was my idea.

I built it myself.

Shall we have a meeting to discuss business with your items?

Can you stop giving me looks?

We're eating food that he'll throw away anyway.

Isn't it better for the environment?

Is the beer for the environment too?

Alcohol follows meat. It's the rule of thumb in nature.

I'll do it.

Okay, get ready to eat. Let's cheer, everyone.

- Gosh. - Cheers.

I was always curious.

Whose idea was that cheap-looking, pink uniform?

You should have made it better.

It's so ugly that it's hard to find.

Are you asking because you don't remember?

One pork rinds, please.

Yes, coming.

- More beer, please. - Okay.

- The meat is so delicious. - Help yourself.

Try some.

- It's a big piece. - Thank you.

No, that's enough.

- I didn't order it. - Someone ordered it for you.

- You probably ate with gusto. - Really?

- Yes. - That's amazing.

Remember what?

Please eat some meat.

Gosh.

Eat one piece at a time.

You aren't the only one. What about the others?

Check, check. What is happening here?

It looks like the exes are getting back together.

It seems that way.

When you live together,

love may spark again.

This isn't a horror film. That sounds awful.

"A horror film"? "Awful"?

Am I that terrible to you?

What's so awful?

We want to erase each other from our pasts.

(How to train beagles)

It's becoming a problem.

To solve the problem,

I must input emotions to form a relationship.

Relationship?

(What is a relationship?)

"A relationship is..."

"planting roots in someone's heart."

"Planting roots in someone's heart"?

Aji 3 doesn't have a heart.

(Episode 6 will air shortly.)