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MAN:
Morgan, this is a bad idea.
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MORGAN:
Well, we can't stay here, Chuck.
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CHUCK:
I'm uncomfortable with the plan.
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MORGAN:
Plan? What plan?
This is survival.
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(knocking on door)
That's her. We've
been compromised.
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I'm a ghost.
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Morgan, you can't
leave me like this.
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You can't do this
to me, man.
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Chuck, what are you doing?
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Uh, escaping.
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From your own birthday party?
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Wow, you look fan...
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...tastic.
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Uh, you know, sis,
the thing is,
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Morgan and I don't really
feel like we're fitting in...
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at my birthday party,
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'cause we don't know
anybody,
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'cause they're
all your friends
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Well, your jokes.
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Okay, my jokes.
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Chuck, I have invited
real, live women for you.
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So please... let's go.
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Morgan, you stay here.
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Need a hand,
buddy?
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No, no, no, I'm okay,
I'm all right.
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ELLIE:
Birthday boy, come with me.
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We're going to be social.
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You are funny, you are smart,
you are handsome.
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Thank you. Oh, there's
Captain Awesome.
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Please don't
call him that.
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Okay, I've identified
some candidates for Chuck
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and they are awesome.
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Let me introduce
you to Chuck-- Ellie's brother.
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Hi, Chuck.
We've heard
so much about you.
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Are you in
a costume?
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"Nerd Herd"?
That is so cute.
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What do you really want to do?
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Working on my five-year plan.
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Just need to choose a font.
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What happened here?
Did you hurt your hand?
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The controller chafes
after several hours.
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Yes, that's technically correct.
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I graduated in '02.
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What was
your major?
Engineering.
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Oh, my God, I knew
this great guy.
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He was an engineer, um,
he ran track
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and I think he was
a gymnast, too.
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Bryce Larkin-- he was
my roommate.
Oh, yes.
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What's he doing now?
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I think he's an accountant.
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(distant siren wails)
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(grunts)
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(shoes squeak)
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(frantic typing)
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(panting)
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It's hard to say good-bye.
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(male voice):
Security breach. Data vault.
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So, do you have a girlfriend?
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Uh, no... I did
a while back at Stanford.
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Oh.
Yeah.
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We met
freshman year.
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Oh, that was a while back.
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I remember
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when I met Jill, I was...
it was an economics class.
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I was walking
across the quad
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and she had dropped her bag,
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and I was like, you know,
rushing to...
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to go and pick it up for her,
and, uh...
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and we kind of, like,
did that whole, like, you know,
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kind of in a cartoon--
kind of bumped heads, and...
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There was a whole gang
of us-- Jill and Bryce.
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We had so much in common then.
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Ah!
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Not awesome.
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So there I was--
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Jill with Bryce,
me on a train home.
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(music playing)
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Larkin is in the vault.
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Larkin,
open the door!
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The Intersect Computer's
been compromised.
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Blow the door!
We can't let him go!
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Call for backup.
Larkin!
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(alarm blaring)
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(yelling)
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Freeze!
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Stop right there!
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(grunting)
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Larkin!
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(grunts)
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(alarm continuing)
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Cover right!
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(panting)
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Larkin, stop!
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(screaming)
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MAN (over radio):
Larkin is on the roof.
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All units converge. I repeat,
Larkin is on the roof.
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All units converge.
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(groaning)
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(grunts)
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Don't move.
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Too late, Casey.
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(sizzles)
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Thanks for
my party.
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Your seven-layer dip...
tasted like eight.
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It really was
eight layers?
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Even though
we may ask,
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no woman really wants to hear
about an old girlfriend.
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It's depressing, okay?
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Stanford was five years ago.
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You need to move on.
It's time.
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Do we really have to have
this conversation again?
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We've rehearsed it enough.
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Fine. I'll get over
Jill tomorrow.
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Hey, there.
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(sighs)
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Seems like everybody had
a really good time, huh?
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I know I did.
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Super.
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Cheer up, Chuck,
you talked to some women.
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You know,
it's a start.
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Wow.
Blast-from-the-past wow.
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Bryce remembered
your birthday, dude.
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The guy who got you
kicked out of school,
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the guy who stole your girl,
remember that guy?
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Yeah, Morgan, I think
I remember Bryce.
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All right, well...
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what, uh, what
do we got here?
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Huh, what is it?
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Zork... You remember Zork
the old text-based video game?
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Well, Bryce and I programmed
our own version of it
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back at Stanford
using a TRS-80.
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Wow, you guys
were really cool.
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Yeah, if I could
only remember
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what was in my
hero's satchel.
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The weapons that I would use
to kill the Terrible Troll.
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Right. You know what,
you're still really cool.
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And, uh,
you're going home.
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Is it that time?
It's that time.
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Right.
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Pedal safe!
Thank you.
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(mutters)
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Attack...
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troll...
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with nasty knife.
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(blipping)
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(cacophous audio plays
throughout)
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(alarm buzzing)
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(thuds)
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(distorted voice):
Chuck?
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Chuck.
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Dude...
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(normal voice):
Dude, you-you okay?
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Morgan?
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Yeah, man, yeah, it's me.
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What happened?
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(grunts and sighs)
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I was going to ask you
the same question.
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MORGAN:
You okay?
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Did you spike the punch?
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Something goes wrong,
you blame me.
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After all these years,
where's the trust?
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Yes, I did.
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ANNOUNCER:
The 101 is clear
at Universal City.
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Watch out for delays
near Burbank Airport.
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Security's checking
all vehicles.
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We got a Sigalert on the I-605,
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San Gabriel River Freeway,
southbound.
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A fender-bender on the I-5,
Santa Ana Freeway,
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northbound,
from 91 Freeway to the I-...
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MORGAN:
So this morningI'm playing Xbox.
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and I'm like, dude, just let me
get the sniper rifle,
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I'll take care of it-- the guy
won't give me the sniper rifle.
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I made him eat a frag grenade.
Morgan, Morgan,
Morgan, Morgan.
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As much as I would love
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to talk video games
with you right now,
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I've got a really
splitting headache
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and I... In fact,
you know what?
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Can you do me a favor?
Do you mind driving?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Are you-are you, look,
are you being serious?
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You're going
to let me drive?
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It's a company car, Morgan.
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It's not that
big a deal.
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It's not just a
company car, okay?
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A hoopty's
a hoopty, home boy.
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I mean, this baby's
sitting on chrome.
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Do me a favor
and stay off the 5, okay?
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Because the cops are
in a phased... deployment.
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Okay.
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Thanks for the tip, Ponch.
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(music playing)
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Fellow nerds, today is going
to be a very bad day.
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We've got a new computer
virus on our hands.
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They're calling this one
the Irene Demova virus.
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(laughing)
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Yes, yes, it's named after
the Serbian porn star.
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Lonely dude call volume
will be high.
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This is a nasty one, kids.
It's a computer killer.
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Last night, the display version
of our Prism Express laptop
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was fried when someone...
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00:10:05,601 --> 00:10:06,768
Excuse me...
decided to enter
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Ms. Demova's Web site.
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Anna, close the eyes.
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This is what happens.
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WOMAN:
Food is sexy?
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Am I sexy?
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(voice distorts):
Am I... sexy...?
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But that's love.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
if you'll please just ignore
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Dirty Uncle Morgan,
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I think that everything...
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...to arrive in Los Angeles
later today
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to deliver a speech before
the Pacific Security League
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tomorrow evening.
...will be...
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The general has drawn fire
for his criticism...
...normal.
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General Stanfield, the former
Allied Commander of NATO...
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He's already here.
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He landed last night.
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Who's already
here, Chuckles?
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I don't know.
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We'll have updates
for you as events unfold.
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WOMAN:
Bryce Larkin was CIA, Graham.
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He was one of your agents.
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GRAHAM:
And it was NSA's job
to find him
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No, you got a dead CIA agent.
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It's a gold star in my book.
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If this gets out...
It won't.
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Nobody asked you.
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Actually, they did.
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Major Casey
is heading up
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this investigation.
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00:11:25,201 --> 00:11:27,367
So what was
Bryce after, hmm?
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What did this
computer do?
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Well, this computer
did everything.
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After 9/11,
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the NSA and the CIA were told
to play nice--
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Every scrap of data we had
went into this computer.
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It mined for patternsin the chatter.
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Saw things we didn't.
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WOMAN:
The data was encryptedinto thousands of images.
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Whoever received Larkin'se-mail got all of our secrets.
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I found this on Larkin.
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Hard drive is fried.
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We picked up a trace signature.
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00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:02,401
Where?
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Los Angeles.
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Which is perfect-- I've been
feeling a little pasty.
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Stop the presses!
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Who is that?
Vicki Vale.
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(singsongy):
Vicki Vale, Vick-Vicki Vale.
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Vickity-Vickity, Vicki Vale,
Vic-Vicki Vale.
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I hope I'm not interrupting.
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That's... it's from Batman.
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'Cause that
makes it better.
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(chuckles nervously)
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00:12:34,835 --> 00:12:36,301
Hi. I'm Morgan.
257
00:12:36,334 --> 00:12:37,835
This is, uh, this is Chuck.
258
00:12:37,868 --> 00:12:40,568
Wow! I didn't think people
still named their kids
259
00:12:40,601 --> 00:12:42,668
Chuck, or Morgan,
for that matter.
260
00:12:42,701 --> 00:12:44,401
My parents are sadists,
261
00:12:44,434 --> 00:12:46,067
and carnival freaks
found him in a Dumpster.
262
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:49,568
But they raised me
as one of their own.
263
00:12:49,601 --> 00:12:50,801
How can I help... you?
264
00:12:50,835 --> 00:12:51,868
Sarah.
Sarah.
265
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:53,100
I'm here about this.
266
00:12:53,134 --> 00:12:56,000
Oh, yeah. The Intelicel.
Yeah. Absolutely.
267
00:12:56,034 --> 00:12:59,668
This model has a little screw
that pops loose
268
00:12:59,701 --> 00:13:01,601
right in the back here.
269
00:13:01,634 --> 00:13:03,401
Just go ahead and give it
a couple of quick turns
270
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,434
and...
271
00:13:05,468 --> 00:13:07,501
good as new, no problem.
272
00:13:07,534 --> 00:13:10,000
Wow! You geeks are good.
273
00:13:10,034 --> 00:13:12,601
Nerds.
I would say nerds
probably more...
274
00:13:12,634 --> 00:13:14,167
It's no big deal.
275
00:13:14,201 --> 00:13:15,234
...you know, yeah.
I mean, Nerd Herd.
276
00:13:15,267 --> 00:13:16,334
Excuse me. Excuse me.
277
00:13:16,367 --> 00:13:17,468
I have an emergency.
278
00:13:17,501 --> 00:13:19,034
I don't know what I did wrong,
279
00:13:19,067 --> 00:13:20,434
but I shot the entire recital,
280
00:13:20,468 --> 00:13:22,234
but, um, now it...
now it won't play back.
281
00:13:22,267 --> 00:13:26,000
Okay. Okay.
We'll just take a look and...
282
00:13:26,034 --> 00:13:28,201
You don't have a tape in here.
283
00:13:28,234 --> 00:13:31,067
But it's digital.
Oh, boy.
284
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:32,201
Right. Yes. But you
285
00:13:32,234 --> 00:13:33,534
still need digital tape.
286
00:13:33,568 --> 00:13:37,601
Oh, no. Her mom's
going to kill me.
287
00:13:39,701 --> 00:13:41,734
Uh... Morgan,
I need the wall.
288
00:13:41,768 --> 00:13:42,868
It's yours.
289
00:13:43,967 --> 00:13:45,000
I'm so sorry.
290
00:13:45,034 --> 00:13:47,967
Okay. This... this way.
291
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,434
You ready?
292
00:13:50,468 --> 00:13:51,768
What's wrong?
293
00:13:51,801 --> 00:13:53,367
I'm usually
in the back row.
294
00:13:53,401 --> 00:13:54,801
Why?
295
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,167
I'm too tall.
296
00:13:56,201 --> 00:13:58,167
I block the
other ballerinas.
297
00:13:58,201 --> 00:13:59,434
Can I tell you
a secret?
298
00:13:59,468 --> 00:14:00,868
But you can't tell
the other girls.
299
00:14:00,901 --> 00:14:05,201
Real ballerinas
are tall.
300
00:14:06,801 --> 00:14:09,801
(classical music plays)
301
00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:30,967
(applause)
302
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,134
Did you get it? Did it work?
303
00:14:40,668 --> 00:14:42,267
Five minutes?
304
00:14:42,301 --> 00:14:48,034
Do you know what five minutes
means inuy More dollars?
305
00:14:48,067 --> 00:14:49,701
Look, I'm sorry
about all the commotion.
306
00:14:49,734 --> 00:14:51,601
We are not stock boys
anymore, Chuck!
307
00:14:51,634 --> 00:14:53,935
We are leaders,
Buy More
308
00:14:53,967 --> 00:14:55,367
leaders.
309
00:14:55,401 --> 00:15:02,234
And you wonder why Big Mike
wants me for assistant manager.
310
00:15:02,267 --> 00:15:03,701
Big Mike didn't tell me
about that.
311
00:15:03,734 --> 00:15:07,701
And why should he?
312
00:15:14,401 --> 00:15:21,801
Chuck, dude,
she left you her card.
313
00:15:21,835 --> 00:15:23,234
(sniffs)
314
00:15:23,267 --> 00:15:26,601
MORGAN:
Why wouldn'tyou call this girl?
315
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,234
Oh, I don't know.
Did you see her?
316
00:15:28,267 --> 00:15:29,501
Yes. Oh, man, yes.
317
00:15:29,534 --> 00:15:31,134
That's why I'm going
to repeat the question.
318
00:15:31,167 --> 00:15:32,601
Why wouldn't you
call this girl?
319
00:15:32,634 --> 00:15:34,434
Because I live
on planet Earth, Morgan.
320
00:15:34,468 --> 00:15:36,134
Why are you following me home?
321
00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:38,401
Aw, come... Hey.
We're buddies.
322
00:15:38,434 --> 00:15:39,935
We're going to go
do friend things,
323
00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:41,801
and... and... I need
to use your computer
324
00:15:41,835 --> 00:15:43,868
because mine's still
acting up on me.
325
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,768
(chuckles):
Irene Demova.
326
00:15:45,801 --> 00:15:50,668
Ah! So beautiful
and so... deadly.
327
00:15:50,701 --> 00:15:52,401
BOTH (sighing):
Yeah.
328
00:15:52,434 --> 00:15:53,935
You know, you got
to understand.
329
00:15:53,967 --> 00:15:55,634
This is what I've
been telling people
330
00:15:55,668 --> 00:15:57,601
for I don't know
how long...
331
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:01,634
Please, not the computer.
332
00:16:04,835 --> 00:16:07,267
(electro-pop music plays)
333
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:10,334
Aah!
334
00:16:10,367 --> 00:16:11,301
Oh!
335
00:16:15,534 --> 00:16:18,267
(music playing)
336
00:16:20,401 --> 00:16:22,868
Give me the...
(stammering)
337
00:16:22,901 --> 00:16:24,434
Oh!
338
00:16:24,468 --> 00:16:25,901
(grunts)
339
00:16:25,935 --> 00:16:27,534
(coughing)
340
00:16:29,401 --> 00:16:31,501
That's my friend!
341
00:16:31,534 --> 00:16:33,468
(yelling)
342
00:16:35,367 --> 00:16:37,034
Okay, look, he's not
that good of a friend.
343
00:16:45,935 --> 00:16:48,568
Didn't you hang that shelf?
344
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,000
Damn it!
345
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,634
(metal clattering)
346
00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:07,333
Nah, I've been through it.
347
00:17:07,367 --> 00:17:08,834
It's dead. It's totally fried.
348
00:17:08,867 --> 00:17:10,700
This hard drive was...
349
00:17:10,734 --> 00:17:12,933
murdered.
350
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:14,333
What if you were
the unwitting target
351
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,567
of a ninja vendetta,
352
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:16,734
and he returns tonight
353
00:17:16,767 --> 00:17:18,634
to strangle you
with his nunchakus?
354
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,200
That's super, Jeff.
355
00:17:22,233 --> 00:17:24,133
Thanks for thinking
outside the box on that one.
356
00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:26,400
And here I thought I couldn't
get any more freaked out.
357
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:31,367
I'm going to go
buy some new locks
358
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,834
next door at Large Mart.
359
00:17:33,867 --> 00:17:36,167
(Muzak plays over PA)
360
00:17:50,767 --> 00:17:53,133
Oh, thank God.
Uh... Excuse me, sir.
361
00:17:53,167 --> 00:17:54,467
Do you know
where they sell the...?
362
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,233
NEWS ANCHOR:
Officials are trying to stop
363
00:17:59,267 --> 00:18:00,801
tomorrow night's speechfrom happening.
364
00:18:01,867 --> 00:18:03,233
Wh do you want?
365
00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:08,200
Um... um... No.
Sorry. Sorry. Nothing.
366
00:18:08,233 --> 00:18:12,434
Nothing at all.
Just... I was, uh...
367
00:18:14,634 --> 00:18:17,534
(humming)
368
00:18:23,734 --> 00:18:25,233
(tool clanks loudly)
369
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,267
(sneakers squeak)
370
00:18:31,767 --> 00:18:34,233
(breathing heavily)
371
00:18:39,767 --> 00:18:42,167
(staple gun cocks)
372
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,100
(whimpers quietly)
373
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:52,901
(engines whirring)
374
00:18:52,933 --> 00:18:55,467
Oh! Oh! Oh, God! Uh...
375
00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:01,500
Uh... uh... Come on.
376
00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:05,901
Oh! Oh, my God!
Thank God! Thank God! Listen!
377
00:19:05,933 --> 00:19:07,267
There's a guy here,
378
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:09,200
and 's trying to do
something. I don't know.
379
00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:10,700
You have to call the cops--
Security--
380
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:11,933
the guy at the front
who's checking receipts.
381
00:19:11,966 --> 00:19:13,133
Uh-huh. What kind of guy?
382
00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:14,500
Scary, kind of
a Terminator vibe.
383
00:19:14,534 --> 00:19:15,467
Stubble. Red hair.
384
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,567
Black leather jacket?
385
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:18,867
Yes! Yes!
386
00:19:21,233 --> 00:19:23,167
Like that guy.
387
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,333
(Muzak plays over PA)
388
00:19:36,734 --> 00:19:38,667
(exasperated sigh)
389
00:19:51,367 --> 00:19:54,000
Like I said, the computer
was destroyed. Beyond repair.
390
00:19:54,033 --> 00:19:56,567
Okay. It's done.
391
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,467
I want you in the air
in an hour.
392
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:01,233
But what if he has
an external drive? A backup?
393
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:02,467
It's over, Sarah.
394
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,700
The NSA is stepping in.
395
00:20:04,734 --> 00:20:08,000
Bryce was CIA, he was our guy,
and he burned us.
396
00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:10,300
Casey's on his way out.
397
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,867
You're being recalled.
398
00:20:12,901 --> 00:20:15,534
'Cause of Casey?
399
00:20:15,567 --> 00:20:21,600
He's a burnout.
400
00:20:21,634 --> 00:20:24,367
Whatever happened with Bryce,
you couldn't have known.
401
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,966
You couldn't have stopped.
402
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,500
But I can fix it.
403
00:20:27,534 --> 00:20:29,200
If there's a backup,
I'll find it.
404
00:20:29,233 --> 00:20:30,567
Just give me 12 hours.
405
00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:37,867
I'm losing my mind.
I'm losing my mind.
406
00:20:37,901 --> 00:20:39,567
(bell dings)
407
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,867
Morgan, not now.
408
00:20:44,801 --> 00:20:46,767
Hi! Hi...
409
00:20:46,801 --> 00:20:48,867
Uh... phone trouble again?
410
00:20:48,901 --> 00:20:53,100
Uh.. yeah. I'm not sure
I'm able to receive calls,
411
00:20:53,133 --> 00:20:56,267
'cause I never got one
fr you.
412
00:20:56,300 --> 00:21:02,966
Oh, man!
She...
413
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,467
I had an appointment
with a realtor.
414
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:05,600
I just moved here.
415
00:21:05,634 --> 00:21:06,634
Welcome.
416
00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:08,367
Thanks.
417
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,300
And, uh... I don't
really know anyone here.
418
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:13,966
I was wowondering if
you would show me around.
419
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,133
That is,
420
00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:23,200
if you're free.
421
00:21:23,233 --> 00:21:25,333
You guys are going
to have a great time.
422
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,634
What's that, sir?
423
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:29,033
Xerox machines?
Yeah, I'm on it.
424
00:21:29,066 --> 00:21:31,500
Apparently,
my schedule is wide open.
425
00:21:31,534 --> 00:21:33,434
Great.
426
00:21:48,901 --> 00:21:51,233
(TV playing)
Hey, Chuck.
427
00:21:51,267 --> 00:21:53,400
Ellie, Captain.
Don't freak out.
428
00:21:53,434 --> 00:21:54,801
Remain calm.
429
00:21:54,834 --> 00:21:56,700
I have some news.
430
00:21:56,734 --> 00:21:58,133
Chuck's got a date!
431
00:21:58,167 --> 00:21:59,901
What? Who?
432
00:21:59,933 --> 00:22:01,066
Way to go, Chuck.
433
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:02,367
That's awesome.
434
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,534
Oh, God, what are
you going to wear?
435
00:22:06,567 --> 00:22:08,434
(rock music plays)
436
00:22:12,966 --> 00:22:14,700
ELLIE:
So, Sarah...
437
00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:17,901
She's nice? Pretty?
438
00:22:17,933 --> 00:22:19,434
Yeah. Actually,
Morgan met her online
439
00:22:19,467 --> 00:22:20,467
in this kind
of chat room...
440
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:21,434
I'm totally kidding.
441
00:22:21,467 --> 00:22:25,801
Try it on.
Honestly, this...
442
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,966
Hey, so, these
are left over
from the party.
443
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,066
Take those.
Oh, okay.
444
00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:08,333
And, um, don't forget
445
00:23:08,367 --> 00:23:10,367
about the old
girlfriend rule.
446
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,400
Right, got it.
No mention of Jill.
447
00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:17,367
Aces, Charles. You're aces.
448
00:23:18,901 --> 00:23:20,767
A Dad quote. I'm impressed.
449
00:23:20,801 --> 00:23:21,901
Love you, sis.
450
00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:23,066
I love you. Have fun.
451
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:24,066
I will.
452
00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:29,734
I'll try.
453
00:23:29,767 --> 00:23:31,000
They just...
454
00:23:31,033 --> 00:23:34,700
They grow up so fast,
you know, and...
455
00:23:34,734 --> 00:23:37,867
Just go home.
Go home.
456
00:23:37,901 --> 00:23:39,534
He's picking me up for a date.
457
00:23:39,567 --> 00:23:42,200
You're on your own
on this one, Sarah.
458
00:23:42,233 --> 00:23:44,233
I can't help you
if something goes wrong.
459
00:23:44,267 --> 00:23:46,267
I don't know
about this guy, Graham.
460
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,867
Nice guys aren't sent
government secrets.
461
00:23:52,033 --> 00:23:54,634
What should I do if he runs?
462
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,500
Kill him.
463
00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:16,100
CHUCK:
So, yeah, I live
with my sister
464
00:24:16,133 --> 00:24:17,700
and her boyfriend,
Captain Awesome.
465
00:24:17,734 --> 00:24:18,767
No! (laughs)
466
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:19,734
It's true, though.
467
00:24:19,767 --> 00:24:20,967
So, so, wait.
468
00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:22,834
You call him
"Captain Awesome"?
469
00:24:22,867 --> 00:24:24,300
Yeah, wait
till you meet him.
470
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,033
Everything he does is awesome:
471
00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:29,734
climbing mountains,
jumping out of planes, flossing.
472
00:24:29,767 --> 00:24:31,200
That's funny.
473
00:24:31,233 --> 00:24:32,967
I'm-I'm a funny guy.
474
00:24:33,001 --> 00:24:36,433
Clearly. Which is good
'cause I am not funny.
475
00:24:36,467 --> 00:24:37,734
Is that your big secret,
by the way?
476
00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:39,133
'Cause I've been
sitting here
477
00:24:39,166 --> 00:24:40,867
trying to figure out
what's wrong with you.
478
00:24:40,901 --> 00:24:42,700
Oh, plenty, believe me.
479
00:24:42,734 --> 00:24:44,400
And I was thinking
either she's a cannibal
480
00:24:44,433 --> 00:24:45,800
or she's really not that funny,
481
00:24:45,834 --> 00:24:46,967
and I was pulling
for cannibal
482
00:24:47,001 --> 00:24:48,200
'cause I never met one before.
483
00:24:48,233 --> 00:24:50,233
Uh, not a cannibal,
484
00:24:50,267 --> 00:24:52,634
but I did just come out
of a long relationship,
485
00:24:52,667 --> 00:24:54,634
so I may come with baggage.
486
00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:56,901
I could be your very own
baggage handler.
487
00:25:01,534 --> 00:25:03,767
Uh, so the guy, the ex, the guy,
488
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,333
the ex is the reason
you moved here from...
489
00:25:06,367 --> 00:25:07,800
Uh, D.C.
Right.
490
00:25:07,834 --> 00:25:09,066
Yeah, after I realized
491
00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:10,800
that all of my friends
were his friends
492
00:25:10,834 --> 00:25:12,734
and that everything
about Washington
493
00:25:12,767 --> 00:25:14,467
reminded me of... Bruce,
494
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:18,534
I needed a change, a big one.
495
00:25:18,567 --> 00:25:20,667
Bruce... yeah.
496
00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:22,001
You give me crap
for being Chuck
497
00:25:22,033 --> 00:25:23,534
and you went out with a Bruce?
498
00:25:23,567 --> 00:25:25,834
That's nice.
That's real good.
499
00:25:25,867 --> 00:25:27,267
So, so what about you?
500
00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:29,233
What skeletons do you have
in your closet?
501
00:25:30,901 --> 00:25:33,734
Any secrets? Any women?
502
00:25:33,767 --> 00:25:42,066
Uh, yeah, yeah.
503
00:25:43,567 --> 00:25:48,467
Actually,
that's all over with now
504
00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:49,700
(both laugh)
505
00:25:49,734 --> 00:25:52,400
So...
I like you, Chuck.
506
00:25:58,166 --> 00:26:00,133
So, where
are we going?
507
00:26:00,166 --> 00:26:01,834
Well, do you like music?
508
00:26:01,867 --> 00:26:03,200
I guess.
509
00:26:03,233 --> 00:26:05,367
(laughing):
You guess?
510
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,400
What's your favorite band?
511
00:26:08,433 --> 00:26:10,967
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
512
00:26:11,001 --> 00:26:13,400
God, I'm not funny,
I don't listen to music.
513
00:26:13,433 --> 00:26:15,300
This must be your
worst date ever, right?
514
00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:17,500
(sirens wailing)
515
00:26:25,267 --> 00:26:26,867
I was waiting
for you to say "no."
516
00:26:31,567 --> 00:26:34,667
Sorry, sorry, I kind of
zoned out there for a second.
517
00:26:34,700 --> 00:26:36,133
No. No, no, no.
518
00:26:36,166 --> 00:26:39,267
God, no, I, uh, I've had...
I've had much, much worse,
519
00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:41,200
uh, much worse dates;
520
00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:42,934
experiences overall
with women.
521
00:26:42,967 --> 00:26:44,267
In 11th grade, actually.
522
00:26:44,300 --> 00:26:45,467
11th grade?
523
00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:47,634
(laughs):
Oh, you have to go
back that far?
524
00:26:47,667 --> 00:26:48,534
Come on.
525
00:26:48,567 --> 00:26:50,233
I really don't
date all that much.
526
00:26:56,534 --> 00:26:58,901
Chuck Bartowski's your mark.
527
00:26:58,934 --> 00:27:00,934
NSA director wants him
with a pulse.
528
00:27:00,967 --> 00:27:05,066
Till we find out
who he's working with
529
00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:10,634
CIA skirt...
you can kill.
530
00:27:10,667 --> 00:27:14,267
(both laugh)
531
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:17,333
(audience clamoring)
532
00:27:24,433 --> 00:27:27,467
(indistinct singing)
533
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:29,333
They're good.
Good!
534
00:27:30,033 --> 00:27:43,500
Good!
535
00:27:43,534 --> 00:27:45,834
Let's dance!
I'm not really a dancer.
536
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,100
(gasps)
537
00:28:21,066 --> 00:28:23,100
(men groan)
538
00:28:32,100 --> 00:28:34,400
(grunting)
539
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:44,267
Hey-hey-hey,
where's the fire?
540
00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:45,367
Chuck, give me your keys.
541
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:46,834
I don't mean
to be old-fashioned,
542
00:28:46,867 --> 00:28:48,467
but the company only
wants employees--
543
00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:51,867
nerds-- driving
the Nerd Herd-mobile.
544
00:28:51,901 --> 00:28:53,734
(mechanical whirring)
545
00:28:53,767 --> 00:28:54,867
Get in the car.
546
00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:59,700
How did you get into my car?
547
00:28:59,734 --> 00:29:00,800
Sarah...
Just get in!
548
00:29:00,834 --> 00:29:02,066
What is going on?
549
00:29:07,834 --> 00:29:09,500
Please tell me what's going on!
550
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,967
Sarah, you're not even looking!
551
00:29:13,700 --> 00:29:14,800
Wait, wait, wait.
552
00:29:14,834 --> 00:29:19,667
Who are these guys?
What do they want?
553
00:29:24,001 --> 00:29:25,934
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
I'm gonna die!
554
00:29:29,333 --> 00:29:31,033
Tell me when to turn.
555
00:29:31,066 --> 00:29:34,667
Uh, uh, left in five seconds!
556
00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:37,400
(yelps)
Your left or my left?
557
00:29:37,433 --> 00:29:38,367
What?
558
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:42,001
Too late!
(screams)
559
00:29:42,033 --> 00:29:43,767
(screams):
Oh, my God!
560
00:29:50,100 --> 00:29:51,767
Computer emergency.
561
00:29:57,567 --> 00:29:59,567
Listen to me, Chuck.
Those men will hurt you.
562
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,233
They're from the NSA
and they're after you.
563
00:30:01,267 --> 00:30:02,800
Me? Why, why?
564
00:30:02,834 --> 00:30:04,534
Why me? I'm nobody.
565
00:30:04,567 --> 00:30:06,734
I'm the supervisor of
a Nerd Herd at a Buy More.
566
00:30:06,767 --> 00:30:08,433
Maybe one day I'll be
assistant store manager
567
00:30:08,467 --> 00:30:10,567
and I don't even know
if I want that job.
568
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,567
You know,
that's not your problem...
569
00:30:19,166 --> 00:30:20,400
(gasps)
570
00:30:22,734 --> 00:30:23,800
Back! Back!
571
00:30:25,066 --> 00:30:27,600
(gasps)
Get out of the car.
572
00:30:27,634 --> 00:30:28,834
Let's go, Chuck. Move!
573
00:30:28,867 --> 00:30:31,500
Wait, wait...
574
00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:36,634
Sarah, look out!
575
00:30:53,433 --> 00:30:55,367
Request emergency air-evac.
576
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:56,667
Track location, we're on foot.
577
00:30:57,734 --> 00:30:58,867
Let's go!
578
00:31:02,133 --> 00:31:04,166
How well do you know
Bryce Larkin?
579
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,033
What? How do you...
how do you know Bryce?
580
00:31:06,066 --> 00:31:07,467
We worked together
at the CIA.
581
00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:09,767
The what?!
The CIA?!
582
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,100
Bryce is a spy?!
583
00:31:11,133 --> 00:31:12,600
Bryce Larkin from
Connecticut is a spy?!
584
00:31:12,634 --> 00:31:13,967
A rogue spy.
585
00:31:14,001 --> 00:31:15,534
Did he try to contact you?
586
00:31:15,567 --> 00:31:18,333
I haven't heard from Bryce in...
587
00:31:19,834 --> 00:31:21,233
Wait. No, he...
588
00:31:21,267 --> 00:31:23,001
He-he sent,
he sent me an e-mail.
589
00:31:23,033 --> 00:31:25,734
Did you open it?
590
00:31:25,767 --> 00:31:28,667
Yeah. It was, it was
a line from Zork.
591
00:31:28,700 --> 00:31:29,967
What?
592
00:31:30,001 --> 00:31:31,333
Zork, it's a video game
that we used to play.
593
00:31:31,367 --> 00:31:34,267
It was like a riddle,
and I solved it
594
00:31:34,300 --> 00:31:35,367
Lots and lots of pictures.
595
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:36,901
You saw them?
596
00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:41,800
Uh, your computer,
did you back it up?
597
00:31:41,834 --> 00:31:43,133
Is there an external drive?
598
00:31:43,166 --> 00:31:44,333
It crashed a week ago.
599
00:31:44,367 --> 00:31:46,133
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
600
00:31:46,166 --> 00:31:48,200
Was I not supposed
to look at those pictures?
601
00:31:48,233 --> 00:31:50,634
Okay, I may have to aim
my gun at you,
602
00:31:50,667 --> 00:31:52,767
so just don't
freak out.
Why?
603
00:31:55,967 --> 00:31:57,534
It's late. I'm tired.
604
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,400
Let's cut the crap
and give him to me now.
605
00:32:01,433 --> 00:32:04,300
He belongs
to the NSA.
606
00:32:04,333 --> 00:32:05,700
(gasps)
The CIA gets him first.
607
00:32:08,634 --> 00:32:10,001
You come any closer and I shoot.
608
00:32:11,901 --> 00:32:13,233
Sarah...
609
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:14,800
I'm freaked out!
610
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,833
You shoot him,
I shoot you.
611
00:32:23,867 --> 00:32:25,600
I leave both your bodies here,
612
00:32:25,633 --> 00:32:27,167
go out
for a late snack.
613
00:32:27,234 --> 00:32:28,633
I'm thinking may be pancakes.
614
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:30,767
Chuck, no!
615
00:32:33,433 --> 00:32:35,700
NEWS ANCHOR:
General Stanfield,the former ally...
616
00:32:35,733 --> 00:32:37,466
...stop tomorrow night'sspeech from happening.
617
00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:46,767
They're gonna kill him.
618
00:32:47,767 --> 00:32:51,233
Kill who?
619
00:32:51,266 --> 00:32:52,600
The General Stanfield,
the NATO guy.
620
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:57,733
Look, something is wrong
with me, okay?
621
00:32:57,767 --> 00:32:59,032
I don't know
what it is,
622
00:32:59,066 --> 00:33:00,633
but something is very,
very wrong with me,
623
00:33:00,666 --> 00:33:02,433
and I'm remembering things
that I shouldn't know.
624
00:33:02,466 --> 00:33:04,233
Okay, Chuck, talk to me.
Like what?
625
00:33:04,266 --> 00:33:06,032
I don't know. I don't know.
For example, uh...
626
00:33:06,066 --> 00:33:07,600
there was, there was a Serbian
demolitions expert
627
00:33:07,633 --> 00:33:08,633
at the Large Mart today.
628
00:33:08,666 --> 00:33:10,400
That's kinof odd,
wouldn't you say?
629
00:33:10,433 --> 00:33:13,966
Look, last week
the NSA,
630
00:33:13,999 --> 00:33:16,299
blueprints of a hotel,
that hotel.
631
00:33:16,333 --> 00:33:20,066
And then the CIA,
you guys found a file
632
00:33:20,099 --> 00:33:25,633
The bomb is in that hotel!
633
00:33:25,666 --> 00:33:28,032
No, he opened Bryce's e-mail.
634
00:33:29,733 --> 00:33:32,166
Chuck, those pictures that you
saw were encoded with secrets,
635
00:33:32,199 --> 00:33:33,700
government secrets.
636
00:33:33,733 --> 00:33:35,666
If you saw them,
then you know them.
637
00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:37,266
There were thousands of 'em.
638
00:33:37,299 --> 00:33:38,966
Wait a minute.
639
00:33:38,999 --> 00:33:41,233
You're telling me
all of our secrets
640
00:33:41,266 --> 00:33:43,433
are in his head.
641
00:33:43,466 --> 00:33:46,032
Chuck, is
the computer.
642
00:33:46,066 --> 00:33:48,366
What did you, what did you say?
What does that mean?
643
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,099
Chuck, you have to listen to me.
You have ttell us where...
644
00:33:50,133 --> 00:33:51,266
What's happening to me?!
645
00:33:51,299 --> 00:33:53,233
You said there was a bomb.
Is there time to stop it?
646
00:33:53,266 --> 00:33:55,066
What? What? Are you crazy?!
647
00:33:55,099 --> 00:33:58,767
No, we're the good guys.
648
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,199
Look, I can't,
I can't help you, okay?
649
00:34:01,233 --> 00:34:02,999
I really wish that I could,
but I can't.
650
00:34:03,032 --> 00:34:04,966
Call Bryce. He's the guy
that can save the day.
651
00:34:04,999 --> 00:34:06,233
Bryce is dead!
652
00:34:07,966 --> 00:34:12,400
He died sending
those secrets to you.
653
00:34:15,133 --> 00:34:16,700
(gunshot)
654
00:34:16,733 --> 00:34:18,999
Yeah, and he's gonna
have a lot of company
655
00:34:19,032 --> 00:34:20,066
unless you start talking.
656
00:34:20,099 --> 00:34:21,466
So, pretty please...
657
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:23,767
can we defuse
the bomb now?
658
00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:28,333
general's already on the stage.
659
00:34:28,366 --> 00:34:32,133
...was our mission to give
our nation's diplomats
660
00:34:32,166 --> 00:34:36,767
the military perspective
on world issues.
661
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:40,366
Now, maybe it was just
because I was a uniform...
662
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,433
Wait! Casey, wait!
We can't take him in.
663
00:34:43,466 --> 00:34:45,833
He's too valuable.
Okay,
Johnny Commodore.
664
00:34:45,867 --> 00:34:48,366
You stay here, but you
tell us where to go.
665
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,166
Uh, the easiest way?
No, fastest, Chuck.
666
00:34:50,199 --> 00:34:52,333
The fastest. Got it.
667
00:34:52,366 --> 00:34:56,133
Chuck, stop!
668
00:34:56,166 --> 00:34:58,133
Chuck, wait!
669
00:34:58,166 --> 00:35:01,299
You know, it takes courage
to speak out, to take action...
670
00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:02,999
This way! This way!
671
00:35:03,032 --> 00:35:04,233
(yelling gibberish)
672
00:35:04,266 --> 00:35:05,600
This way! This way! This way!
673
00:35:13,099 --> 00:35:16,767
...general officer
to make a political...
674
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,767
...what that means is,
we simply shouldn't do it.
675
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:23,600
Well, I disagree.
676
00:35:23,633 --> 00:35:28,099
That's it.
677
00:35:28,133 --> 00:35:29,400
It's in this...
uh, right here.
678
00:35:31,266 --> 00:35:32,299
Oh, God.
679
00:35:32,333 --> 00:35:33,566
No time to evacuate.
680
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,433
Ideas?
Disconnect the lap top.
681
00:35:35,466 --> 00:35:37,099
There's no trigger.
The cables.
682
00:35:37,133 --> 00:35:38,500
No, definitely
a trap.
683
00:35:38,533 --> 00:35:40,932
What the hell do you
think you're doing?
684
00:35:40,966 --> 00:35:42,899
Uh... ladies and gentlemen,
685
00:35:42,932 --> 00:35:45,500
we-we may have a cautionary
situation here,
686
00:35:45,533 --> 00:35:47,333
so we'll take a short break.
687
00:35:47,366 --> 00:35:48,466
Chuck, is there
anything else
688
00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:49,566
you remember
about the bomb?
689
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,266
MAN:
What's the situation?
690
00:35:51,299 --> 00:35:53,366
(cell phone playing rock song)
691
00:35:56,767 --> 00:35:58,066
Hi, Morgan.
692
00:35:58,099 --> 00:36:00,566
Hey, how's it going?
Little busy right now, buddy.
693
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,500
In a good way? Details.
694
00:36:03,533 --> 00:36:04,533
Why are you calling?
695
00:36:04,566 --> 00:36:05,899
I don't know, just...
696
00:36:05,932 --> 00:36:08,099
laying on your bed,
Ellie's with the captain.
697
00:36:08,133 --> 00:36:09,767
My computer's got
a case of the Demovas.
698
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,500
So, I figured I'd check in.
699
00:36:11,533 --> 00:36:12,700
You old...
700
00:36:12,733 --> 00:36:14,666
Okay, okay, I have an idea.
701
00:36:15,566 --> 00:36:16,999
That's not an XBox.
702
00:36:17,032 --> 00:36:18,199
And you're not
in X Men.
703
00:36:18,233 --> 00:36:19,400
I understand that.
704
00:36:19,433 --> 00:36:20,666
This is a Prism Express
laptop, okay.
705
00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:21,833
We sell this at our store.
706
00:36:21,867 --> 00:36:27,166
It has a DOS override.
707
00:36:27,199 --> 00:36:28,733
I think I can do this.
708
00:36:28,767 --> 00:36:30,500
I can dohis, please.
709
00:36:30,533 --> 00:36:32,166
He's our best shot.
710
00:36:35,833 --> 00:36:37,166
Go.
711
00:36:40,032 --> 00:36:46,166
Mr. Bomb, meet Mr. Internet.
712
00:36:46,199 --> 00:36:48,199
He's searching for porn.
713
00:36:51,466 --> 00:36:52,500
Oh, this sexy.
714
00:36:52,533 --> 00:36:56,266
Oh.
Hey, sexy.
715
00:36:56,299 --> 00:36:58,400
(whimpering)
716
00:37:05,032 --> 00:37:06,400
You did it.
717
00:37:09,032 --> 00:37:10,433
I did it.
718
00:37:10,466 --> 00:37:12,867
I did it. I...
719
00:37:12,899 --> 00:37:14,966
I defused a real bomb.
720
00:37:14,999 --> 00:37:17,566
(laughs):
This was a real...
721
00:37:20,166 --> 00:37:22,733
What if I was wrong?
722
00:37:25,099 --> 00:37:27,066
Don't puke on the ***
723
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,367
BOTH:
He's coming with me.
724
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,666
What if this was a fluke?
725
00:37:36,699 --> 00:37:38,000
What if he can stop
mething bigger?
726
00:37:38,033 --> 00:37:39,599
Fine, we drop him
in a psych tank,
727
00:37:39,633 --> 00:37:41,566
let him stare at four
rubber walls for a decade.
728
00:37:41,599 --> 00:37:43,167
He'll tell us what
we want to know.
729
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,500
Casey, we don't know
how this works
730
00:37:44,534 --> 00:37:45,766
and what triggers the memories.
731
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:46,866
He'll crack wide open.
732
00:37:46,900 --> 00:37:47,966
Not my job.
733
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,566
I break things,
I don't fix them.
734
00:37:49,599 --> 00:37:50,599
What about his job?
735
00:37:50,633 --> 00:37:51,733
And his friends?
736
00:37:51,766 --> 00:37:53,067
What do we do about his sister?
737
00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:55,200
What about my sister?
738
00:37:55,233 --> 00:37:56,633
Nothing.
739
00:37:56,666 --> 00:37:57,666
We were just
discussing...
740
00:37:57,699 --> 00:37:59,367
No, no, no,
hold on a second.
741
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,900
You have to leave my family
and my friends out of this.
742
00:38:01,933 --> 00:38:03,233
We'll see.
743
00:38:05,067 --> 00:38:06,866
Look, Bryce sent
that e-mail to me.
744
00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:08,766
I'm the one remembering
your secrets.
745
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:11,167
Which means you have to
listen to me, both of you.
746
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,833
And right now...
747
00:38:13,866 --> 00:38:15,733
I'm going to go home.
748
00:38:15,766 --> 00:38:20,933
No, you're not.
Uh-uh.
749
00:38:20,966 --> 00:38:23,633
You...
750
00:38:23,666 --> 00:38:26,233
you need me.
751
00:38:36,534 --> 00:38:39,766
(music playing)
752
00:39:00,033 --> 00:39:02,400
How long you been here?
753
00:39:02,434 --> 00:39:05,300
All night.
754
00:39:05,333 --> 00:39:07,599
There's nowhere
I can run, is there?
755
00:39:07,633 --> 00:39:09,866
Not from us.
756
00:39:14,733 --> 00:39:17,800
Talk to me, Chuck.
757
00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:19,800
Yesterday I was making
11 bucks an hour
758
00:39:19,833 --> 00:39:20,966
fixing computers.
759
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,233
Now I have one in my brain.
760
00:39:23,267 --> 00:39:25,566
And I can't figure out
why Bryce did this,
761
00:39:25,599 --> 00:39:29,367
why he chose me.
762
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,100
What are you going
to do with me?
763
00:39:31,133 --> 00:39:34,167
What happens now?
764
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:37,467
For now, you go back
to your own life.
765
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:40,000
We'll protect you and
you'll work with us.
766
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:46,599
And my sister, my friends,
are they in danger?
767
00:39:46,633 --> 00:39:51,000
All night!
Do you know how
worried I was?
768
00:39:51,033 --> 00:39:52,534
How far did you get?
Morgan,
shut up.
769
00:39:54,699 --> 00:39:57,067
You tell them nothing
to keep them safe.
770
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,666
Early morning
procedure, so...
771
00:40:02,699 --> 00:40:04,300
Group hug, huh?
772
00:40:06,133 --> 00:40:07,100
Okay.
773
00:40:07,133 --> 00:40:09,333
Awesome.
774
00:40:09,367 --> 00:40:13,300
Need you to do one
more thing for me.
775
00:40:14,633 --> 00:40:15,766
Yeah?
776
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,133
Trust me, Chuck.
777
00:40:21,267 --> 00:40:36,699
(music playing)
778
00:40:54,333 --> 00:40:57,434
Well, wish me luck.
779
00:40:57,467 --> 00:41:01,966
(dramatic music plays)
780
00:41:24,133 --> 00:41:27,033
(dramatic music continues)
781
00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:35,800
(music volume decreases)
782
00:41:35,833 --> 00:41:38,599
Sorry, man.
783
00:41:38,633 --> 00:41:39,733
Go get 'em.
784
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,733
Didn't think you'd apply.
785
00:41:51,766 --> 00:41:53,966
Well, uh...
786
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,800
I think I'm ready
for this, Big Mike,
787
00:41:55,833 --> 00:41:58,267
and what it means--
responsibility, decisive
788
00:41:58,300 --> 00:41:59,400
leadership...
Save it for
the interview.
789
00:41:59,434 --> 00:42:01,599
Now go train
the new guy.
Okeydokey.
790
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:27,167
(groaning)
791
00:42:28,833 --> 00:42:31,300
(groaning)
792
00:42:37,467 --> 00:42:38,500
Don't freak out.
0
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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