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- Good morning, everyone.
- Oh. My. Goodness.
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Sarge.
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What. Are. The. Chances?
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- I say zero?
- Ugh!
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I mean, when genevieve
got me these suspenders,
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I thought I'd lean into it
and go for the whole look.
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But I didn't want
to step on your toes.
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That being said,
you know what this means.
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- Don't do this, charles.
- Oh, it's already done.
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Gather round, y'all.
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It's time to play
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"who wore it best?"
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I'd really rather not.
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Because you're a wittle chicken?
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Who wore it best?
Who wore it best?
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Who wore it beeest?
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Terry.
What?
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- Come on!
- You should change, Boyle.
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- fine.
- Not here!
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Hey, peralta.
How's it going, man?
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Pretty good.
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- Thanks for asking.
- Cool, cool, cool.
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- So how's it going?
- I'm still pretty good.
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- Nothing has changed.
- I hadn't heard about that.
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All right, you're clearly
not listening to me.
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- I can say whatever I want.
- Tell me about it.
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I murdered Charles this weekend.
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- I feel you.
- Now that I have the taste for blood,
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- I can't stop murdering.
- Been there.
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Okay, sarge. Sarge?
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Jake.
When'd you get here?
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- Wow.
- I'm sorry.
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I'm just trying
to see if captain Holt
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is done with his meeting yet.
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So, how's it going?
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Oh. Okay. We've been over this.
I'm pretty good.
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Why are you acting so weird?
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I'm nervous.
I'm gonna talk to captain Holt
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about getting me
more responsibility.
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Well, got to go.
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"Die Hard."
explosions. Whatever.
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Wait, no!
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Just when the conversation
was getting interesting!
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Hello, captain Raymond Holt,
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It is I,
Sergeant Terrance Jeffords,
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Your friend, but more
importantly, your employee.
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I've never heard you
speak like this, Sergeant.
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I like it.
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Each sentence
so rife with information.
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- Go on, please.
- Thank you.
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I can do more, sir.
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I'd like to take on
additional responsibilities.
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Good. I like seeing you
take initiative.
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Let's see what there is.
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One police plaza is looking
for a city council liaison.
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That's a rewarding
but challenging opportunity,
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but I think
you'll do a great job.
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That sounds perfect.
Thank you, captain.
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My pleasure. The application
is due tomorrow.
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- Okay.
- It's 96 pages.
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- Okay. Okay.
- Not including
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A 4,000-word personal essay.
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- Okay. Okay. Okay.
- Will that be a problem?
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No!
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Not a problem for Terry.
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Terry does not have
a problem at all.
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Terry's got a big problem!
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Ooh! Math or real life?
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Why would I have
a big math problem?
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- I've seen it happen.
- I'm supposed to pick up
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Cagney and Lacey from Day Care
in 30 minutes,
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but I have to stay late
to work on an application
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I just got from Holt.
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They're six.
They can take the subway.
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Rosa, that's crazy.
They're babies.
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Terry, just call them an Uber.
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Or just have your sitter
pick 'em up.
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Scully actually has
the most reasonable idea.
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These truly are strange days.
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Sharon can't pick 'em up
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'cause she's out of town
with Ava,
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And the sitter doesn't get
to my house till 6:30.
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- Jake and I can pick them up.
- Absolutely.
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Couple of issues...
I don't have any car seats,
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and my rear window is
technically a "shower curtain."
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- Really? Why?
- Mm.
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You know what?
Doesn't matter.
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- Just take my minivan.
- You got it.
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Thanks, guys.
I appreciate it.
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Mm, mm-mm-mm-mm!
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Mm-mm!
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Why are you doing that
with your face?
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I'm smiling at mommy and daddy.
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- Ugh.
- Gross.
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Picking up Cagney and Lacey.
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One taste of practice parenting,
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and you two will be so hot
to have sex.
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The kind that make babies.
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- Walk away, charles.
- Okay.
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But I'll be back in nine months.
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How ridiculous is Charles?
Pssh.
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So ridiculous. Pssh.
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- Pssh.
- Pssh.
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- Pssh.
- Hey, girls!
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Who's the coolest person
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You've ever met
in your entire lives?
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You are!
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And who's the most handsome
dude in all the land,
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even objectively more
than Idris eEba?
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You are!
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Man, kids are awesome.
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You can tell them
literally anything,
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- and they'll just say it.
- I know, right? Check it out.
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Who was the first
female congresswoman?
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Jeannette Rankin!
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- Oh.
- That's fun.
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They won't get teased for that.
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Up. Down. Up. Down.
Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down.
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Oh, uh, maybe don't play
with the windows?
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Jake, tell them to stop.
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But playing with
the windows is fun.
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- Jake.
- And...
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It could spark a
lifelong interest
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in mechanical engineering.
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But sure. If you want,
I'll tell these young girls
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that you don't think science
is a good fit for them.
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Play with those windows, ladies.
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Yay!
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That was actually really cool
with Cagney and Lacey.
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I think we rocked it.
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Right? I don't see
what the big deal is
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about being a parent...
that was so easy.
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Yeah,
anyone who's ever complained
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about parenting
has no idea what they're doing.
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Mm.
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Hey, it's the Sarge.
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Probably calling
for some child-rearing tips.
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Parent of the year speaking.
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Terry, baby, talk to me.
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Where the hell is Moo Moo?
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Oh, no. I think Terry
has a child named Moo Moo,
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And we forgot to pick her up.
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It's not a baby, Jake.
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It's Cagney's blankie.
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She calls it that because
it has a little cow head.
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She said
she had it in the minivan.
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Where is it now?
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Uhhh...
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Up. Down. Up. Down.
Up. Down. Up. Down.
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Never let 'em
play with the windows.
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That's parenting 101.
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And santiago, I can't believe
you didn't stop it.
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I'm sorry, sir.
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I knew it was wrong,
and I did nothing,
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which is ultimately worse.
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Cagney can't sleep
without Moo Moo,
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And if Cagney doesn't sleep,
then Lacey doesn't sleep,
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And if Cagney and Lacey
don't sleep...
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Terry doesn't sleep.
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No. Jake doesn't live.
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- Oh, my God.
- Where did you start
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letting them play
with the windows?
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- Uh, on eighth.
- It was close to the house.
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It better be.
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The sitter leaves
in ten minutes,
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And this is the last thing
I need!
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Okay.
So sorry about this, sarge.
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Oh, and one more thing.
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I love you.
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I love you too, Jake.
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Moo Moo?
Moo Moo!
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What's going on, buddy?
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- Oh, hey.
- Whoa, whoa, don't move.
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- Oh, I was just...
- step back.
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Keep your hands
where I can see 'em.
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Drop that.
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Hey, sarge.
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We felt really bad
about Moo Moo,
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So we got you a new one.
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- She's called new Moo.
- I don't want it.
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Oh, the liaison application
got you down?
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- I finished that.
- I know. There's nothing sadder
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than finishing a nice,
long juicy application.
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It's like, why can't
there be another essay
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Or even a short answer?
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No one is relating to you
right now. What's wrong?
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I got stopped by a cop
last night.
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- Stopped for what?
- Stopped for walking.
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That makes zero sense unless...
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Oh, crap.
I see what happened.
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- Yeah.
- Sarge, that's terrible.
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That's so messed up.
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Oh, jeez.
I have no idea what's going on.
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He got stopped for being black.
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Get woke, scully.
What happened?
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It was right after
I found Moo Moo.
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What're you doing
in this neighborhood,
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- Buddy?
- I live here. Listen...
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Whoa. You need
to lower your voice.
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Lower my voice?
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You know what?
Put your hands on your head.
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Turn around.
Don't make any sudden movements.
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I didn't do anything.
Also, I'm a...
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Keep talking.
See what happens next, huh?
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Big guy.
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Well, did you tell him
you're a cop?
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I tried to,
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But things escalated so quickly,
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And I didn't have my badge
on me.
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I eventually told him,
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and he finally looked me up
in the system and let me go.
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I can't believe this...
I mean, nothing like that
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has ever happened to me,
and I've done
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Some pretty suspicious things
in the street.
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Hey, hey, hey, there.
What are you doing?
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I'm just playing a prank
on my buddy.
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Sounds fun.
Carry on.
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It was a very good prank.
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I totally thought
I was gonna die.
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I mean, I've had run-ins
with officers before,
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But this one really stings.
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It was right outside my home.
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So what are you gonna do?
Slash his tires?
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You shouldn't do that,
but just out of curiosity,
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what kind of car does he drive,
and where does he park it?
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You could file
an official complaint.
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I mean,
Captain Holt would wield that
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like a hammer and crush the guy.
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I don't want to start
a whole hullaballoo, all right?
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I mean, I think I just need
to sit down with the guy
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and have a direct conversation,
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just to make sure he doesn't
ever do anything like this again.
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- That makes sense.
- You think you two
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Can handle watching the kids
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While I meet
with officer Maldack?
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Oh, they can handle it.
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- Calm down, Charles.
- Ugh.
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But yes, Terry,
we can watch the kids.
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Trust me. There's nothing
those little Munchkins
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can throw at us
that we can't handle.
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Why was daddy in trouble
with the policeman?
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Uh... That's complicated.
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Is it because he's black?
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Uh...
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What do we do?
We can't call Terry.
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We told him
we could handle anything.
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I've got it.
We just leave.
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We go home.
Never speak of this.
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No! We can't leave the
children that are in our care.
250
00:07:49,319 --> 00:07:50,292
- Right.
- Let me call Charles.
251
00:07:50,317 --> 00:07:51,815
He's a parent.
He'll know what to do.
252
00:07:51,887 --> 00:07:53,253
- Smart.
- Mm.
253
00:07:53,325 --> 00:07:54,823
A parental crisis.
254
00:07:54,885 --> 00:07:56,456
This is the good stuff
right here.
255
00:07:56,514 --> 00:08:00,472
You are knee-deep in the thick,
rich broth of parenthood.
256
00:08:00,974 --> 00:08:02,214
Well, that was a nightmare.
257
00:08:02,284 --> 00:08:03,347
Who else can we call?
258
00:08:03,378 --> 00:08:04,933
I'm already ahead of you.
Calling Rosa.
259
00:08:05,007 --> 00:08:07,003
- Make 'em go to bed.
- It's 6:30 p.M.
260
00:08:07,084 --> 00:08:08,073
They're not tired.
261
00:08:08,099 --> 00:08:09,299
Make. Them.
262
00:08:09,386 --> 00:08:10,612
Okay. Hang up.
I'll call Gina.
263
00:08:10,715 --> 00:08:11,737
Ugh. Come on, Jake.
264
00:08:11,762 --> 00:08:13,940
Just explain the deep-rooted
institutionalized racism
265
00:08:14,013 --> 00:08:16,104
that remains pervasive
in this country
266
00:08:16,194 --> 00:08:17,328
To this day.
267
00:08:17,361 --> 00:08:18,698
Gina, they're children.
268
00:08:18,796 --> 00:08:20,386
So put it in a song, Jake.
269
00:08:20,472 --> 00:08:21,636
Watch this.
270
00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:27,252
I'm hanging up.
271
00:08:27,371 --> 00:08:29,231
Gina, I'm hanging up.
272
00:08:29,256 --> 00:08:31,010
That's a great song.
I'm hanging up.
273
00:08:31,108 --> 00:08:33,315
Okay. So Gina was
a bust as well.
274
00:08:33,432 --> 00:08:35,346
Looks like we're out of options.
275
00:08:35,792 --> 00:08:37,010
Unless.
276
00:08:37,381 --> 00:08:39,104
- No.
- It's all we have.
277
00:08:40,850 --> 00:08:41,901
Hey, Jakey.
278
00:08:41,975 --> 00:08:43,333
Yeah, I'd love to chat,
but I can't.
279
00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:45,323
Hitchcock and I
are eating cake for dinner
280
00:08:45,401 --> 00:08:46,452
and watching a movie.
281
00:08:46,549 --> 00:08:48,127
Ask amy
if she wants to come over.
282
00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:49,702
I'm hanging up.
283
00:08:49,776 --> 00:08:51,190
why're you smiling?
284
00:08:51,265 --> 00:08:53,049
- That was useless.
- Are you kidding me?
285
00:08:53,138 --> 00:08:55,729
Hitchcock and scully
just handed us a gem.
286
00:08:55,830 --> 00:08:57,127
Who wants cake?
287
00:08:57,211 --> 00:08:58,448
Me!
288
00:08:58,514 --> 00:09:00,354
And who wants to watch
"101 dalmatians"
289
00:09:00,438 --> 00:09:02,088
and not ask
any hard-to-answer questions
290
00:09:02,206 --> 00:09:03,424
about your father and race?
291
00:09:03,454 --> 00:09:05,370
Me! Me! Me!
- Nice.
292
00:09:06,611 --> 00:09:08,737
Officer Maldack.
Thanks for coming.
293
00:09:09,206 --> 00:09:11,307
Hey.
294
00:09:11,482 --> 00:09:13,424
I'm really glad you set this up.
295
00:09:13,908 --> 00:09:15,557
I'm so sorry for what happened.
296
00:09:15,685 --> 00:09:18,120
Oh. Wow.
297
00:09:19,065 --> 00:09:21,206
I am really happy to hear that.
298
00:09:21,564 --> 00:09:24,084
I was thinking this conversation
was gonna go a lot differently.
299
00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:25,698
No, no.
It was an honest mistake.
300
00:09:25,787 --> 00:09:26,844
I mean,
if I had known you were a cop,
301
00:09:26,868 --> 00:09:28,229
I never would've treated you
that way.
302
00:09:28,253 --> 00:09:32,323
So you're sorry for not
knowing I was a cop sooner?
303
00:09:32,469 --> 00:09:34,199
- Yeah.
- And that's it?
304
00:09:34,487 --> 00:09:36,026
- Yeah.
- But you shouldn't have
305
00:09:36,078 --> 00:09:39,018
Treated me that way
whether I was a cop or not.
306
00:09:39,443 --> 00:09:40,557
What do you mean?
307
00:09:40,682 --> 00:09:42,495
I was just walking
down the street.
308
00:09:42,837 --> 00:09:45,335
There's nothing suspicious
or illegal about that.
309
00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:47,456
Okay, but you and I both know
310
00:09:47,526 --> 00:09:49,839
that you don't exactly look like
you belong in that neighborhood.
311
00:09:49,863 --> 00:09:50,979
- I live there.
- Look.
312
00:09:51,038 --> 00:09:53,228
Nine out of ten times I get
called to that neighborhood,
313
00:09:53,252 --> 00:09:54,434
It's about a guy
that looks like you.
314
00:09:54,458 --> 00:09:55,760
Were you responding to a call?
315
00:09:55,785 --> 00:09:56,840
No,
but you're missing the point.
316
00:09:56,864 --> 00:09:58,424
No, you're missing the point.
317
00:09:58,540 --> 00:09:59,670
I just want you to admit
318
00:09:59,853 --> 00:10:01,583
You only stopped me
because I'm black
319
00:10:01,745 --> 00:10:04,315
and to apologize
and say you won't do it again!
320
00:10:04,408 --> 00:10:06,932
Hey, look. We wouldn't even
be having this conversation
321
00:10:07,027 --> 00:10:08,174
if you had your badge on you.
322
00:10:08,198 --> 00:10:09,268
Next time, don't forget it.
323
00:10:09,292 --> 00:10:10,534
Oh, so this is all my fault?
324
00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,221
I'm not apologizing
for doing my job.
325
00:10:12,627 --> 00:10:14,338
That's not the job, man.
326
00:10:16,121 --> 00:10:17,815
Whoa. I can't believe
it went down like that.
327
00:10:17,839 --> 00:10:19,759
Should we maybe revisit
some of our earlier ideas
328
00:10:19,865 --> 00:10:21,322
Vis-à-vis tires and slashing?
329
00:10:21,391 --> 00:10:23,731
I should've known there was
no talking to a guy like that.
330
00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:25,993
I don't see any other option.
331
00:10:26,268 --> 00:10:28,143
I'm submitting
an official complaint with Holt.
332
00:10:28,186 --> 00:10:30,322
I know it might feel weird
to report another officer,
333
00:10:30,393 --> 00:10:31,908
But it's the right move.
334
00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:33,370
Holt's gonna eat him
for breakfast.
335
00:10:33,497 --> 00:10:36,510
Maldack has no idea
what's about to hit him.
336
00:10:38,702 --> 00:10:40,525
I'm not gonna submit this.
337
00:10:40,670 --> 00:10:42,260
What? Why not?
338
00:10:42,397 --> 00:10:43,713
Because I think it's a mistake.
339
00:10:49,003 --> 00:10:51,393
Hey, sarge?
Everything okay?
340
00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:55,330
Only ask 'cause you haven't
moved in the last 58 minutes.
341
00:10:55,463 --> 00:10:57,063
He doesn't want me
to file the complaint.
342
00:10:57,112 --> 00:10:59,074
Well, of course
officer Maldack doesn't want you
343
00:10:59,137 --> 00:10:59,942
to file the complaint.
344
00:10:59,987 --> 00:11:01,210
He's the one
being complained about.
345
00:11:01,234 --> 00:11:02,777
I just realized
you meant Captain Holt.
346
00:11:02,802 --> 00:11:03,825
- Yeah.
- What?
347
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,035
Did you mess up
the grammar or something?
348
00:11:05,059 --> 00:11:06,349
Did you dangle a participle?
349
00:11:06,442 --> 00:11:08,785
Ugh, Terry,
Holt hates a dangler.
350
00:11:08,824 --> 00:11:10,777
Grammar was fine.
351
00:11:11,298 --> 00:11:13,254
He said he thought
filing it was a mistake.
352
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,895
- Wow.
- Well, look.
353
00:11:14,985 --> 00:11:17,115
Captain Holt cares about you
more than anything.
354
00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:18,895
I'm sure he's got a good reason.
355
00:11:19,042 --> 00:11:20,769
Maybe you should go talk to him
about it, you know?
356
00:11:20,793 --> 00:11:21,801
Go to his house.
357
00:11:21,887 --> 00:11:24,117
Yeah. That's a good idea.
I'm gonna do that.
358
00:11:24,232 --> 00:11:25,373
And while you're talking to him,
359
00:11:25,397 --> 00:11:27,520
Jake and Amy can babysit
your kids.
360
00:11:27,649 --> 00:11:29,668
Unless they're too busy
making babies of their own.
361
00:11:29,737 --> 00:11:32,457
- Shaka-daka-dow.
- Get out of us.
362
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:35,067
But yes, we are happy
to look after the kids again.
363
00:11:35,139 --> 00:11:37,739
Thanks, guys.
I appreciate your support.
364
00:11:38,032 --> 00:11:39,137
Now, I'm gonna go find out
365
00:11:39,188 --> 00:11:42,051
What the hell is going on
with Captain Holt.
366
00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:45,418
Are you two sure
you should be babysitting?
367
00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:46,979
You seemed real freaked
when you called me last night.
368
00:11:47,003 --> 00:11:49,520
Yes, but then we figured out
how to be good parents.
369
00:11:49,629 --> 00:11:50,942
TV and cake.
370
00:11:51,113 --> 00:11:53,098
TV and cake were my parents.
371
00:11:55,613 --> 00:11:57,201
It's okay.
372
00:11:59,602 --> 00:12:00,702
Sergeant Jeffords.
373
00:12:00,844 --> 00:12:01,844
That's right.
374
00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:03,262
It's me, Sergeant Jeffords,
375
00:12:03,332 --> 00:12:04,449
From the Precinct.
376
00:12:04,512 --> 00:12:06,082
I'm the guy whose damn complaint
377
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,160
You don't want to submit,
378
00:12:07,202 --> 00:12:09,395
and I can't think
of one damn reason why!
379
00:12:09,973 --> 00:12:11,171
Everyone.
380
00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:13,430
This is Sergeant Jeffords.
381
00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:15,747
Hi!
382
00:12:16,309 --> 00:12:18,035
I'm sorry for interrupting
your dinner party.
383
00:12:18,059 --> 00:12:19,645
No problem at all.
This is important.
384
00:12:19,871 --> 00:12:21,395
Also,
Kevin's friend Margo is here,
385
00:12:21,473 --> 00:12:23,043
and she's a real class-a drip.
386
00:12:23,207 --> 00:12:26,027
Sir, I can't get why you don't
want me to file the complaint.
387
00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:28,535
I thought you of all people
would support me.
388
00:12:28,629 --> 00:12:30,574
First of all, let me say,
what that officer did to you
389
00:12:30,598 --> 00:12:33,246
was wrong, deeply wrong,
and I'm furious about it.
390
00:12:33,402 --> 00:12:35,488
Okay.
So why don't you back me up?
391
00:12:35,567 --> 00:12:37,371
Because that complaint
could backfire.
392
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,043
Cops who blow the whistle
on other cops
393
00:12:39,113 --> 00:12:40,567
almost always face a backlash,
394
00:12:40,645 --> 00:12:42,785
just like people
who socialize with Margo
395
00:12:42,848 --> 00:12:44,608
invariably hear about
her trip to scottsdale.
396
00:12:44,692 --> 00:12:46,246
You're real worked up
about Margo.
397
00:12:46,317 --> 00:12:47,473
Sorry.
398
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:48,916
She's horrible.
399
00:12:49,293 --> 00:12:51,457
Listen, I don't want to see
your career derailed
400
00:12:51,511 --> 00:12:52,582
because you were besmirched
401
00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:53,887
for reporting
on another officer.
402
00:12:53,957 --> 00:12:55,059
But what he did was wrong.
403
00:12:55,152 --> 00:12:56,277
He should be besmirched!
404
00:12:56,330 --> 00:12:57,715
Yes,
but is that besmirching worth
405
00:12:57,746 --> 00:12:58,972
the greater besmirching
of your career?
406
00:12:58,996 --> 00:13:00,637
You have to balance
besmirchings.
407
00:13:00,809 --> 00:13:02,090
There's politics to being a cop.
408
00:13:02,137 --> 00:13:03,652
But I wasn't harassed
for being a cop.
409
00:13:03,691 --> 00:13:05,238
I was harassed as a black man.
410
00:13:05,301 --> 00:13:06,613
I'm not saying do nothing.
411
00:13:06,731 --> 00:13:08,973
I'm saying
the most powerful action
412
00:13:09,051 --> 00:13:10,589
You can take
is to rise through the ranks
413
00:13:10,613 --> 00:13:12,293
So that you can make
large-scale changes.
414
00:13:12,387 --> 00:13:14,059
I've had to pick my battles,
415
00:13:14,129 --> 00:13:15,629
and it hasn't always been easy,
416
00:13:15,715 --> 00:13:17,471
But now I have my own precinct,
417
00:13:17,496 --> 00:13:19,505
A precinct whose officers
would never do to you
418
00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:20,731
what officer Maldack did.
419
00:13:20,786 --> 00:13:22,559
I understand
what you're saying, but...
420
00:13:22,645 --> 00:13:24,186
Shh.
421
00:13:24,959 --> 00:13:26,905
I hear Margo's squeaky shoes
in the hallway.
422
00:13:27,022 --> 00:13:30,225
One guess as to where in arizona
she brought them. Scottsdale.
423
00:13:30,389 --> 00:13:32,077
Oh. Ray.
There you are.
424
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:34,209
I'm about to start
my scottsdale slideshow.
425
00:13:34,287 --> 00:13:35,436
It has all the highlights.
426
00:13:35,512 --> 00:13:37,694
There are no highlights
in scottsdale, Margo.
427
00:13:37,803 --> 00:13:39,436
That's what you think, Raymond.
428
00:13:44,756 --> 00:13:46,623
Okay, we got
chocolate-chocolate,
429
00:13:46,694 --> 00:13:48,778
Chocolate-vanilla,
and my personal favorite,
430
00:13:48,842 --> 00:13:50,436
A bowl full of cake batter.
431
00:13:50,577 --> 00:13:52,739
- And loads o' movies.
- Eh?
432
00:13:52,858 --> 00:13:54,334
We don't want to do that.
433
00:13:54,483 --> 00:13:55,584
Uh, maybe you didn't
434
00:13:55,616 --> 00:13:56,631
hear us correctly.
435
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:57,582
We've got cake.
436
00:13:57,647 --> 00:13:58,747
We've got movies.
437
00:13:58,772 --> 00:14:00,214
It's time to party!
438
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:02,069
- Is being black bad?
- We're black.
439
00:14:02,139 --> 00:14:04,577
Are we gonna get in trouble
like daddy?
440
00:14:05,669 --> 00:14:07,248
Jake, can I talk to you
for a second?
441
00:14:07,319 --> 00:14:08,434
Yes, please.
442
00:14:08,459 --> 00:14:09,655
- We have a problem.
- I know.
443
00:14:09,733 --> 00:14:10,982
What kind of kids
don't want to eat cake?
444
00:14:11,006 --> 00:14:12,717
Should we call child services
on Terry?
445
00:14:12,766 --> 00:14:14,444
Jake, I think
we have to face the music
446
00:14:14,530 --> 00:14:16,202
and talk to them for real.
447
00:14:16,358 --> 00:14:17,898
I know.
You're right.
448
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,264
But I'm gonna munch the cake
batter while we do it.
449
00:14:20,334 --> 00:14:21,584
If you don't
eat the raw egg fast,
450
00:14:21,608 --> 00:14:23,774
it makes you even more sick.
451
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,576
- Never mind, let's go.
- Okay.
452
00:14:25,686 --> 00:14:26,845
Okay, girls.
453
00:14:26,881 --> 00:14:28,545
There's something
called prejudice,
454
00:14:28,596 --> 00:14:31,327
which comes from the latin words
"pre," or "before,"
455
00:14:31,475 --> 00:14:33,350
and "judicium,"
which means "to judge."
456
00:14:33,428 --> 00:14:34,530
Are you with me so far?
457
00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:35,887
- No.
- No.
458
00:14:36,506 --> 00:14:37,956
Okay. Um,
459
00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:39,982
You know how it's tougher
in this world to be a woman?
460
00:14:40,006 --> 00:14:41,162
It is?
461
00:14:41,270 --> 00:14:42,912
No. No, no, no.
That's not what I meant.
462
00:14:42,991 --> 00:14:44,553
Then I don't want to be a woman.
463
00:14:44,655 --> 00:14:46,223
- Me neither.
- You don't have to be
464
00:14:46,311 --> 00:14:47,372
if that's who you are...
you know what?
465
00:14:47,396 --> 00:14:48,716
that's a whole other
conversation.
466
00:14:48,772 --> 00:14:50,318
Uh...
467
00:14:50,404 --> 00:14:51,701
Okay. Here we go.
468
00:14:51,764 --> 00:14:53,347
A cop did a bad thing
469
00:14:53,449 --> 00:14:54,824
and tried to get your daddy
in trouble,
470
00:14:54,848 --> 00:14:56,457
but your daddy didn't do
anything wrong.
471
00:14:56,598 --> 00:14:58,835
Because daddy's black?
472
00:14:59,218 --> 00:15:00,218
Yeah.
473
00:15:00,378 --> 00:15:01,613
That's scary.
474
00:15:01,707 --> 00:15:02,762
It is scary.
475
00:15:02,881 --> 00:15:04,996
But that cop was wrong,
and what he did was bad.
476
00:15:05,106 --> 00:15:07,363
And the most important thing
is your daddy's okay,
477
00:15:07,472 --> 00:15:08,605
and he's not in trouble,
478
00:15:08,670 --> 00:15:10,926
and he loves you both
more than anything in the world.
479
00:15:11,082 --> 00:15:12,535
- Okay?
- Okay.
480
00:15:12,629 --> 00:15:14,067
Yeah. Okay.
481
00:15:14,192 --> 00:15:16,386
Well, that wasn't so bad.
482
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:19,762
Well, if you guys have any other
questions, we're here for you.
483
00:15:19,863 --> 00:15:21,825
- What's an orgasm?
- Come on!
484
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:23,137
Terry, I know you're upset,
485
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:24,569
but this is
the right thing to do.
486
00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:26,563
You're this close
to the city council position,
487
00:15:26,597 --> 00:15:28,003
and that's just the beginning.
488
00:15:28,106 --> 00:15:29,793
It would be a shame
to jeopardize that.
489
00:15:29,941 --> 00:15:31,766
Look, I get
that the guys in our precinct
490
00:15:31,811 --> 00:15:32,811
Wouldn't profile me,
491
00:15:32,871 --> 00:15:34,237
But it still happened
492
00:15:34,317 --> 00:15:35,713
only one precinct over.
493
00:15:35,746 --> 00:15:37,783
Which is why you need to keep
pushing forward in your career,
494
00:15:37,807 --> 00:15:39,247
so that you can
change the system.
495
00:15:39,385 --> 00:15:40,921
Terry, you're a great cop.
496
00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:42,877
You could become
a chief or higher.
497
00:15:42,922 --> 00:15:45,596
How long will it take
to make change that way?
498
00:15:45,823 --> 00:15:48,213
Maldack is on the street now.
499
00:15:48,637 --> 00:15:50,004
You know why I became a cop?
500
00:15:50,161 --> 00:15:51,161
Please share.
501
00:15:51,260 --> 00:15:52,635
Because when I was a kid,
502
00:15:52,776 --> 00:15:54,401
I always wanted
to be a superhero.
503
00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:56,955
Stop it!
Stop bothering little Terry!
504
00:15:57,096 --> 00:15:59,866
- Or what?
- Or I will defeat you!
505
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:08,389
Whoa.
506
00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:12,180
I wanted to help people
like that cop helped me.
507
00:16:12,383 --> 00:16:13,861
But right now,
508
00:16:14,078 --> 00:16:15,916
I don't feel like a superhero.
509
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,961
I feel the opposite.
510
00:16:18,109 --> 00:16:20,284
When I got stopped
the other day,
511
00:16:20,672 --> 00:16:22,203
I wasn't a cop.
512
00:16:22,554 --> 00:16:24,719
I wasn't a guy
who lived in a neighborhood
513
00:16:24,804 --> 00:16:26,609
looking for his daughter's toy.
514
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:31,336
I was a black man,
a dangerous black man.
515
00:16:31,644 --> 00:16:35,019
A threat.
516
00:16:36,003 --> 00:16:38,909
And I couldn't stop thinking
about my daughters.
517
00:16:39,323 --> 00:16:40,628
And their future.
518
00:16:40,761 --> 00:16:42,214
And how years from now,
519
00:16:42,323 --> 00:16:44,042
They could be walking
down the street,
520
00:16:44,152 --> 00:16:45,737
Looking for their kids' Moo Moo,
521
00:16:45,851 --> 00:16:48,112
and get stopped by a bad cop.
522
00:16:48,315 --> 00:16:50,690
And they probably won't
get to play the police card
523
00:16:50,737 --> 00:16:52,105
to get out of trouble.
524
00:16:53,698 --> 00:16:55,253
I don't like that thought,
525
00:16:55,456 --> 00:16:57,471
and I'm gonna do something
about it.
526
00:16:57,753 --> 00:16:59,792
So I don't care
if it might hurt my career.
527
00:16:59,965 --> 00:17:01,776
I'm filing that report.
528
00:17:02,001 --> 00:17:05,417
Even if I have to go
over your head to do it.
529
00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:10,887
Kind of seemed
like you were gonna
530
00:17:11,091 --> 00:17:13,110
get up and leave
after saying all that.
531
00:17:13,391 --> 00:17:16,107
I was, but I think I hear Margo.
532
00:17:16,670 --> 00:17:18,982
Hey. Thanks for babysitting
last night.
533
00:17:19,130 --> 00:17:20,638
The girls told me
what you talked about,
534
00:17:20,662 --> 00:17:21,675
and it couldn't have been easy.
535
00:17:21,699 --> 00:17:22,701
I'm sorry I told them
536
00:17:22,755 --> 00:17:24,199
Orgasms was another word
for oranges.
537
00:17:24,224 --> 00:17:25,224
I panicked.
538
00:17:25,249 --> 00:17:26,882
Yeah, it did make it awkward
539
00:17:26,907 --> 00:17:28,708
When they asked for orgasm juice
this morning,
540
00:17:28,733 --> 00:17:30,493
But I was more talking
about the other stuff.
541
00:17:30,584 --> 00:17:32,802
Yeah. We didn't really know
what to say.
542
00:17:32,888 --> 00:17:34,310
At one point,
I'm pretty sure I sang
543
00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:35,990
all of en vogue's
"free your mind."
544
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,193
Well, they had fun,
and you made 'em feel safe.
545
00:17:38,279 --> 00:17:39,302
You did good.
546
00:17:39,439 --> 00:17:41,568
Oh. They made you
a "Thank you" card.
547
00:17:41,695 --> 00:17:43,278
Aww.
548
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,396
Pretty sure
my nose isn't quite this big,
549
00:17:45,521 --> 00:17:47,395
especially with all
the racial sensitivity talk,
550
00:17:47,419 --> 00:17:48,539
But I appreciate the effort.
551
00:17:48,716 --> 00:17:50,126
Sergeant Jeffords.
552
00:17:50,232 --> 00:17:52,122
A moment of your time, please.
553
00:17:53,826 --> 00:17:55,031
I came to a realization
554
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,333
after you stormed out
last night.
555
00:17:56,357 --> 00:17:57,990
I wouldn't say I stormed out.
556
00:17:58,169 --> 00:18:00,546
I shook hands with both you
and Kevin before I left.
557
00:18:00,571 --> 00:18:02,302
And kevin and I agreed
that you squeezed
558
00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:04,240
significantly tighter
than necessary.
559
00:18:04,411 --> 00:18:05,772
I guess I was
a little worked up.
560
00:18:05,833 --> 00:18:07,115
with good reason.
561
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,181
I thought a lot
about our conversation.
562
00:18:09,271 --> 00:18:10,640
When I was a young
police officer
563
00:18:10,763 --> 00:18:12,578
and things like this
would happen to me,
564
00:18:12,865 --> 00:18:14,169
I felt very alone.
565
00:18:14,332 --> 00:18:17,263
I wanted to call out
every bad cop I encountered,
566
00:18:17,404 --> 00:18:19,560
and there were a lot,
but as a black gay man,
567
00:18:19,661 --> 00:18:22,576
I never had a superior
who was on my side,
568
00:18:22,786 --> 00:18:24,474
So the advice I offered you,
569
00:18:24,576 --> 00:18:27,372
That came from a different place
at a different time.
570
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,765
I put all my energy
towards rising to a rank
571
00:18:30,919 --> 00:18:32,268
where I could make a difference.
572
00:18:32,388 --> 00:18:38,482
Well, I'm there now,
and I realize
573
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,490
that if I don't
back you up on this,
574
00:18:40,654 --> 00:18:42,818
I would be betraying
the very thing
575
00:18:42,919 --> 00:18:44,888
That I worked so hard for,
576
00:18:45,149 --> 00:18:46,685
So I filed the complaint.
577
00:18:46,935 --> 00:18:49,324
I appreciate that, captain.
578
00:18:51,326 --> 00:18:53,661
- Are you still upset?
- No. Not at all.
579
00:18:53,704 --> 00:18:55,465
You should consider
modifying your handshake.
580
00:18:55,497 --> 00:18:56,823
It's sending the wrong message.
581
00:18:56,888 --> 00:18:58,068
Copy that.
582
00:18:58,629 --> 00:19:01,159
Whew. I am so glad
we don't have to do
583
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,497
any more babysitting
for a while.
584
00:19:02,521 --> 00:19:04,360
I know.
It was so stressful.
585
00:19:04,442 --> 00:19:05,697
So stressful.
586
00:19:05,865 --> 00:19:08,330
But, like, actually
kind of rewarding too.
587
00:19:08,388 --> 00:19:11,013
Shaping young minds like that
felt so powerful.
588
00:19:11,115 --> 00:19:13,107
- Yeah.
- But, like, so exhausting.
589
00:19:13,177 --> 00:19:15,098
Oh, yeah. Can you imagine
doing that every night?
590
00:19:15,138 --> 00:19:16,154
Forget it.
591
00:19:16,235 --> 00:19:18,013
But also, their little shoes
are so cute.
592
00:19:18,095 --> 00:19:19,215
They're like little circles.
593
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,115
I know, and everything they hold
594
00:19:21,185 --> 00:19:23,560
looks so big
because their hands are so tiny.
595
00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:25,154
Yeah, and they have to hold
a cup of water with both hands
596
00:19:25,178 --> 00:19:27,036
- 'cause they're so weak.
- I know!
597
00:19:27,113 --> 00:19:28,630
Whoo-whee!
598
00:19:28,716 --> 00:19:29,916
That's what I'm talking about!
599
00:19:29,990 --> 00:19:31,747
- Boyle.
- Lucky for you,
600
00:19:31,829 --> 00:19:33,513
Amy, I am an unlicensed doula.
601
00:19:33,576 --> 00:19:35,005
I've delivered three
of my cousins
602
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:36,701
And one of my uncles...
long story.
603
00:19:36,763 --> 00:19:38,357
- Go away!
- Yes, papa.
604
00:19:40,435 --> 00:19:41,781
Please close the blinds.
605
00:19:41,857 --> 00:19:44,346
We're about to violate several
departmental regulations.
606
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:45,912
Ho, ho!
All right!
607
00:19:46,049 --> 00:19:47,193
It's been a very long week,
608
00:19:47,290 --> 00:19:49,016
and as of right now,
609
00:19:49,123 --> 00:19:50,443
We're both off duty.
610
00:19:50,570 --> 00:19:51,730
I think we've earned a drink.
611
00:19:51,782 --> 00:19:53,521
I can get behind that.
612
00:19:53,669 --> 00:19:56,678
I heard from city council
about the liaison position.
613
00:19:56,803 --> 00:19:58,162
Is that right?
614
00:19:58,483 --> 00:19:59,483
You didn't get it.
615
00:19:59,787 --> 00:20:00,810
Oh.
616
00:20:00,943 --> 00:20:02,974
Oh, this is a sad drink.
617
00:20:03,349 --> 00:20:04,521
Was it the complaint?
618
00:20:04,732 --> 00:20:07,849
We'll never know for sure,
but, uh, I think it's likely.
619
00:20:08,068 --> 00:20:10,178
However, this is
not a sad drink.
620
00:20:10,315 --> 00:20:11,675
We're celebrating
621
00:20:11,865 --> 00:20:16,068
to doing the right thing.
622
00:20:17,808 --> 00:20:19,308
I don't know.
623
00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:21,709
Maybe we shouldn't have
filed the complaint.
624
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,693
Maybe I could've done more
if I had gotten the liaison job.
625
00:20:24,718 --> 00:20:25,759
Maybe.
626
00:20:25,784 --> 00:20:27,224
But one thing's for certain.
627
00:20:27,358 --> 00:20:28,435
Maldack will think twice
628
00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:30,732
before making another bad stop
like that again.
629
00:20:31,110 --> 00:20:32,521
That's a win.
630
00:20:32,790 --> 00:20:34,115
Yeah.
631
00:20:34,792 --> 00:20:36,318
It's tough.
632
00:20:36,727 --> 00:20:38,209
It is.
633
00:20:40,016 --> 00:20:41,332
So if Sharon's
still out of town,
634
00:20:41,356 --> 00:20:43,246
Who's, uh, looking out
for Cagney and Lacey?
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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