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(theme music playing)
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NARRATOR:
Man lives in the sunlit world
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of what he believesto be reality.
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But... there is,
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unseen by most, an underworld.
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A place that is just as real
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but not as brightly lit.
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A dark side.
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(heart beating)
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MAN: ...good mountain water,
you can live forever.
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(Man 2 laughs)
Oh, yes,
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you may think that's
very amusing, but water
is a very important...
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Well, I couldn't agree
with you more.
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Just think about
its wetness, for one thing.
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Oh, surely.
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I mean, people
in the mountains,
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they drink water
and they live forever.
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Oh, by the gallon, yeah.
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"Antony and Cleopatra."
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Well, that's
very romantic.
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(lively music and indistinct
chatter in distance)
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Home, sweet home.
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Pretty good turnout for
your class reunion,
huh, Mr. Carson?
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Oh, Harry. Call me Harry.
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Mary and Joseph
couldn't get a room
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at the Pocahontas
tonight.
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You're lucky the honeymoon
suite was available.
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A romantic love nest for two--
that's what I call it.
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Yeah, it'd be a shame
to let it go to waste.
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Telling me.
(chuckles)
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(gasps) Mmm...
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Hey, you okay?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, too many vodka
sinkers on an empty stomach.
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Sylvia Penwater--
class of '58.
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She looked pretty good
at the dance tonight.
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I tell you what--
give this to Miss Penwater.
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She's in room 12C.
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Okay.
Okay?
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Don't forget, now.
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Keys are right
in your pocket.
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Room 12C.
12C. Got it.
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(sighs)
Yeah.
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Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
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Oh, cheers.
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(heart beating)
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(satisfied groan)
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Sylvia "Cleopatra" Penwater,
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your "Antony" awaits you.
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(heartbeat accelerates)
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(gasping)
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(heartbeat stops)
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WOMAN (distorted):
He's mine.
MAN (distorted):
I said he's mine.
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He's mine.
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I have a valid
requisition.
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I also have
a requisition
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for the immortal soul
of Harry T. Carson.
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(thud)
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Dutiful son, loving father,
and loyal friend.
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(laughs)
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You've got to be kidding.
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You mean Harry
Carson, adulterer;
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Harry Carson, drunkard.
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Preposterous!
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It's all here
in black and white.
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All right, look--
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why don't we let Harry decide?
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ANGEL:
What do you propose?
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DEVIL: How about if
we each appear to him
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in the form of a mortal,
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and use whatever persuasion
we can think of?
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The first one out that door
with Harry claims his soul.
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Agreed?
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Agreed.
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Aldo Anderson,
Harry's best friend.
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And Harry will do
anything for a friend.
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Isn't that right, Harry?
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Doris Kramer...
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BOTH:
Harry's sister-in-law.
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She's been fighting off
Harry's advances for years.
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(chuckles)
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But not anymore.
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There's nothing more important
to Harry than friendship.
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(chuckles)
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How quaint.
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(sighs)
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Let the games begin.
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(chuckles)
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(sighs)
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I've always wanted to hot-wire
one of these guys.
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DORIS: Come on,
come on, come on.
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What's the matter
with this thing?
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(muttering)
...Damn!
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Oh, oh, shoot.
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I told you
we shouldn't be doing this.
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Only He is permitted
to reactivate.
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Okay, baby, come on.
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Okay... okay...
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Come on.
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(Aldo mumbles)
That's it.
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Come on!
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Come on, Harry.
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Come on, Harry, come on, Harry.
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(siren wailing)
Breathe.
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Come on, Harry.
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Breathe, Harry.
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Come on.
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(burps)
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All right!
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(blows)
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Give him a few minutes,
he'll be good as new.
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Oh, boy.
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Harry and I are going out.
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(Doris singing a
bluesy melody)
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(grunts)
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Hi, Harry.
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Aldo!
Howdy, boy.
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(chuckles)
What are you doing here?
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I'll explain later.
Come on.
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(belting a bluesy melody)
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Hey, who's in the bathroom?
Don't worry about it.
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Let's get out of
here now, come on.
Why?
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I'll explain later;
let's go.
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Yeah, yeah, hey, yeah--
w-wait a second.
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What's, what's going on?
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Hey, you never go
to class reunions.
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I hate 'em.
Yeah.
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Okay, I don't know how
you're going to take this.
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Yeah?
There's a fire.
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A fire?!
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Yeah, shh, come on,
let's get out of here.
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(stops singing)
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It's too late.
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No, it's not.
Come on.
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We're trapped.
Harry...
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(alarm bell ringing,
sirens wailing)
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(coughs)
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Play with fire
and you're liable to get burned.
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Hi, Harry.
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Doris!
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Doris Kramer!
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Long time, no see.
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How you been?
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Gosh, I haven't seen you
and your, uh, husband in ages.
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Oh, my husband's
out of town.
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I feel so bored.
Uh-huh.
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She's a tease.
You can't trust her, Harry.
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I've got it.
Let's go dancing.
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Oh! (chuckles)
(singing a bright tune)
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There's no music,
you know.
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There is in the lounge.
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(chuckles)
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HARRY:
Wait a second!
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There's a fire!
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Fire?
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Where?
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(laughs)
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(singing)
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HARRY:
Oh, yeah.
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Oh, ow, ow!
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Harry, I got to talk
to you for a minute.
Damn!
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I need your help--
come on, come here.
What are you talking about?
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Oh!
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Harry, I know this is
a bad time, but...
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if you don't get me out of
here, I'm gonna kill myself.
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Aldo, get a grip
on yourself.
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Nothing's going to
happen to you here.
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You don't understand.
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It's...
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this place, the Pocahontas Inn--
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it's driving me over the edge.
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It must remind
me of something.
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Your ex-wife.
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That's it.
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Oh, the joint
reminds me of my ex,
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and I just want to do myself in.
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Oh, Aldo, Aldo,
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I didn't realize you were
in such bad shape.
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Of course I'll get you
out of here.
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What else are buddies for?
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Really?
Yeah! Come on!
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Terrific.
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I'll tell you, Harry, you don't
know what this means to me.
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Thank you.
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Harry, I think I
sprained my ankle.
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Oh, let's take
a look at that.
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Oh, it really hurts.
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Look, Harry,
it's her ankle, her ankle.
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Oh, that could be a bad sprain.
Yeah.
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Listen, honey, could
you help me to my room?
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It's just down the hall.
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Oh, yeah.
ALDO: Harry, please.
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This'll only take
a minute.
Oh, and Harry,
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you might have to help
me with my zipper.
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Oh, yeah.
(sultry moan)
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Listen...
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(Harry moans passionately)
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Oh... Oh!
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Oh, you're so strong.
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ALDO: Harry!
(gun cocking)
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(screams)
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I thought you were
the one friend
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that I could depend on
and count on.
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Aldo, oh, my God, no.
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The one man who could walk away
from a good time
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just because there was
a friend in need.
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(sighs)
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Just give me the gun, Aldo.
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We'll go anywhere you want,
I promise you.
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I promise.
Look, I'm not
kidding, Harry.
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I gotta get out of here.
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I can't take it anymore.
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If I don't get out of here,
I'm gonna snuff myself.
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Go ahead,
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pull the trigger.
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Look, don't push me, sister,
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'cause I'll do it.
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Aldo, it's me, Harry,
your old friend.
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(groaning with effort)
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Come on...
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(groaning)
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(Doris laughs)
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How could you do
that to me?
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You know
I got a bad heart.
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Come on, Harry, let's go.
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Look, Harry, I... I know
it was a dirty trick,
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but you have to see
it for what it is--
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a dirty trick and a cry
for help is what it is.
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Harry, I'm begging you,
please, Harry, please,
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you gotta get
me out of here.
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Help me make it
through the night.
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I'm sorry, kid,
duty calls.
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Sorry, kid.
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This is not 5A.
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DORIS (lilting):
Thank you.
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Hey, way to go, Harry.
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Harry, come on, let's go.
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Party time!
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(laughs)
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Harry.
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(Harry and
Doris laughing)
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ALDO: Harry,
let's go, please.
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Loosen up, old buddy.
Have yourself a drink.
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Well, I suppose
one drink won't hurt.
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DORIS:
Here's mud in your eyes.
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(laughs)
Yeah.
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Now, don't think
that you're going to pull
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a fast one on me, sister.
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You know,
I'm really worried about him.
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Yeah.
Hasn't been himself lately.
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Mmm.
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I don't know what's wrong
with him,
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but he hasn't been the same
since his ex divorced him.
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Poor guy.
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You know, I think a real friend
would see to it
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that he's unable
to harm himself tonight.
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Got any ideas?
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(quiet laugh)
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HARRY:
Believe me, buddy,
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this is for
your own good.
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(grunting)
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00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:19,043
Hope he's going
to be okay.
262
00:11:19,111 --> 00:11:20,144
Come on.
263
00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:22,246
Oh, your ankle
sure came along great.
264
00:11:23,548 --> 00:11:24,648
(gasping)
265
00:11:24,716 --> 00:11:25,916
What's wrong?
It's my heart.
266
00:11:25,984 --> 00:11:26,917
Outside, Harry.
267
00:11:26,985 --> 00:11:28,052
Come on. Outside.
268
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,720
Have your heart attack
outside the room.
269
00:11:29,788 --> 00:11:31,555
Harry, damn it!
Outside, Harry!
270
00:11:31,623 --> 00:11:33,624
Have your heart attack
outside!
271
00:11:33,691 --> 00:11:35,292
Harry, you're alive!
272
00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:36,761
Oh! Oh!
273
00:11:36,828 --> 00:11:38,496
(sighs)
274
00:11:40,532 --> 00:11:41,532
(chuckles)
275
00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:46,937
(sighs)
276
00:11:47,005 --> 00:11:49,439
He must have burnt
out his ignition.
277
00:11:49,507 --> 00:11:52,209
Nonsense. You simply botched
the original reactivation.
278
00:11:52,277 --> 00:11:53,310
His heart
couldn't take it.
279
00:11:53,378 --> 00:11:55,913
Face it, Aldo--
the guy just wants to have fun.
280
00:11:55,981 --> 00:11:58,049
I win, you lose.
281
00:11:58,116 --> 00:12:00,917
I'm going to make sure
that Harry does the right thing.
282
00:12:00,985 --> 00:12:02,219
So, stand back,
283
00:12:02,287 --> 00:12:05,189
I'm going
to reactivate him my way.
284
00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:06,757
(harp glissando plays)
285
00:12:06,825 --> 00:12:08,826
CHORUS:
� Hallelujah!
286
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:10,861
� Hallelujah!
287
00:12:10,929 --> 00:12:13,297
� Hallelujah, hallelujah
288
00:12:13,364 --> 00:12:15,632
� Hallelujah!
289
00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:20,071
� Hallelujah,
hallelujah �
290
00:12:20,138 --> 00:12:22,406
� Hallelujah, hallelujah
291
00:12:22,474 --> 00:12:25,108
� Hallelujah!
292
00:12:25,177 --> 00:12:30,948
� For the Lord God Omnipotent
reigneth �
293
00:12:31,016 --> 00:12:33,884
� Hallelujah, hallelujah
294
00:12:33,952 --> 00:12:36,153
� Hallelujah,
hallelujah! �
295
00:12:36,221 --> 00:12:39,790
� For the Lord God Omnip--
296
00:12:39,858 --> 00:12:41,558
(rock and roll):
� Ow!
297
00:12:41,626 --> 00:12:42,826
� Look out, now, honey
298
00:12:42,894 --> 00:12:44,495
� Here we come, comin' at ya �
299
00:12:44,563 --> 00:12:46,164
� One, two, three, yeah
300
00:12:46,231 --> 00:12:47,831
� Get on your feet
301
00:12:47,899 --> 00:12:49,367
� Then we'll go dancin' �
302
00:12:49,434 --> 00:12:51,435
� Out in the street
303
00:12:51,503 --> 00:12:53,137
� Ow! Now, honey
304
00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:54,505
� Come on, shake it with me
305
00:12:54,572 --> 00:12:55,873
� Yo! That's right �
306
00:12:55,940 --> 00:12:59,176
� It ain't much that I can do �
307
00:12:59,244 --> 00:13:01,779
� But I know that I
can shake it with you �
308
00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:04,948
� Uh, just a little
rock and roll �
309
00:13:05,016 --> 00:13:07,918
� It's gonna be enough
to save your soul �
310
00:13:07,986 --> 00:13:10,120
� Come on now, honey
311
00:13:10,188 --> 00:13:11,788
� Come on, shake it with me
312
00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:13,657
� Yow! Ooh!
313
00:13:14,993 --> 00:13:16,627
(music stops, Harry grunts)
314
00:13:18,163 --> 00:13:19,897
DORIS:
All right!
315
00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:22,633
(groans)
Harry?
316
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,001
Oh, no.
Harry.
317
00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:25,336
Uh-uh.
Come on, honey.
Let's go dancing.
318
00:13:25,403 --> 00:13:26,637
Oh, Harry, how can
you even think
319
00:13:26,705 --> 00:13:28,172
of sleep at a
time like this?
320
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,541
ALDO: Go, go ahead.
Go back to sleep, Harry.
Come on, honey.
321
00:13:30,608 --> 00:13:33,711
'Cause you won't have
your old friend, Aldo Anderson,
322
00:13:33,779 --> 00:13:35,011
to bother you anymore.
323
00:13:35,079 --> 00:13:37,514
Aldo, no, buddy...
324
00:13:37,582 --> 00:13:39,283
It's this hotel, Harry.
325
00:13:39,351 --> 00:13:41,252
I can't take it anymore.
326
00:13:41,319 --> 00:13:42,686
The walls,
they're, oh...
327
00:13:42,754 --> 00:13:44,321
No, no.
they're closing
in on me.
328
00:13:44,389 --> 00:13:46,089
And I keep hearing
these little voices.
329
00:13:46,157 --> 00:13:48,191
You know, these little voices
telling me, "Go ahead, Aldo.
330
00:13:48,259 --> 00:13:49,660
"Do it, do it, do it, Aldo.
331
00:13:49,728 --> 00:13:51,161
"'Cause Harry doesn't care.
332
00:13:51,229 --> 00:13:53,030
Harry's only interested
in a good time."
333
00:13:53,097 --> 00:13:54,264
HARRY:
No, no.
334
00:13:54,332 --> 00:13:56,066
Aldo... Aldo, look, look.
335
00:13:56,134 --> 00:13:57,467
I'm ready to go. Look.
336
00:13:57,535 --> 00:13:59,036
I don't want
to have fun anymore.
337
00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:00,737
Look, I just want to help...
help you.
338
00:14:00,805 --> 00:14:02,672
DORIS:
Oh, come on, honey.
339
00:14:02,774 --> 00:14:04,908
That phony-baloney's never going
to go through with it.
340
00:14:04,976 --> 00:14:08,412
Let's... go... dancing!
341
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:10,314
Yeah!
342
00:14:10,382 --> 00:14:12,250
I'm warning you.
343
00:14:12,317 --> 00:14:13,950
I'll jump!
DORIS:
Ha!
344
00:14:14,018 --> 00:14:16,420
Let old Tarzan hang
around here, if he wants to.
345
00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:18,255
What you need,
sweetheart,
346
00:14:18,323 --> 00:14:20,023
is some action!
347
00:14:20,091 --> 00:14:21,392
Action?
I'm talking
348
00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:23,593
about good times, Harry!
349
00:14:23,661 --> 00:14:24,862
Wine...
350
00:14:24,929 --> 00:14:27,664
women... and song!
351
00:14:27,732 --> 00:14:29,366
Yeah, Harry.
Yeah, baby.
Don't listen to her, Harry!
352
00:14:29,434 --> 00:14:31,001
I'm talking about
She's the girl
353
00:14:31,069 --> 00:14:32,937
good times!
that your mother always
warned you about.
354
00:14:33,004 --> 00:14:34,772
I'm talking about wine
I'm the one that needs you.
355
00:14:34,839 --> 00:14:36,440
and women!
(choking):
Oh, I need you, Harry.
356
00:14:36,507 --> 00:14:39,476
Come on, baby.
Oh, I need
you, Harry.
357
00:14:39,544 --> 00:14:40,677
Harry... aah...
Come on!
358
00:14:40,745 --> 00:14:42,012
ALDO: Harry!
Hot!
359
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,914
I can't take it anymore.
360
00:14:43,982 --> 00:14:46,383
Out! Both of you, out!
361
00:14:48,953 --> 00:14:51,388
Uh, Harry...
Harry, you promised.
362
00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:52,923
I can't do anything
for you, Aldo.
363
00:14:52,991 --> 00:14:54,391
You need professional help.
364
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:55,826
Harry, I'll
tell you what.
365
00:14:55,893 --> 00:14:57,661
Let's go dancing,
just you and me,
366
00:14:57,729 --> 00:14:59,096
to the disco.
We'll have a--
367
00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:00,864
No, let's go out.
Let's go take a cold shower.
368
00:15:00,932 --> 00:15:02,166
Don't call me in the morning.
369
00:15:02,233 --> 00:15:03,433
All right,
calm down.
370
00:15:03,501 --> 00:15:05,368
Let's all
have a drink.
A drink, Harry.
371
00:15:05,436 --> 00:15:07,571
Just for old times' sake.
That's right.
Just one drink.
Won't hurt.
372
00:15:07,638 --> 00:15:09,506
We're going to
sit down...
Well, okay. It-It won't hurt.
373
00:15:09,574 --> 00:15:11,374
Okay.
You have one drink,
you have a drink.
374
00:15:11,442 --> 00:15:12,776
I'm leaving.
375
00:15:14,145 --> 00:15:15,813
DORIS:
Oh!
376
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,981
Compliments
of Miss Sylvia Penwater.
377
00:15:20,652 --> 00:15:22,320
"Dear Harry,
378
00:15:22,387 --> 00:15:23,821
"You dumped on me in '58,
379
00:15:23,922 --> 00:15:25,923
now's my chance
to reciprocate."
380
00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:27,691
Sorry, Hare.
381
00:15:36,267 --> 00:15:38,636
Sylvia Penwater hates me.
382
00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:42,172
Aw, Harry...
383
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:43,307
Come on.
384
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,509
Fella, listen to me.
385
00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:48,712
I'll bet that if you
cleaned yourself up,
386
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:52,015
marched yourself
down to her room...
387
00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:55,553
Who knows?
388
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:56,654
HARRY:
You really think so?
389
00:15:56,721 --> 00:15:58,055
ALDO:
Oh, sure, Harry.
390
00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,389
Sure.
391
00:16:13,538 --> 00:16:15,172
What are you doing?
392
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,340
What about our deal?
393
00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:18,409
Why don't we give
the poor guy a break, huh?
394
00:16:18,476 --> 00:16:19,876
(scoffs)
Are you kidding?
395
00:16:19,944 --> 00:16:22,746
I've never let anyone
off the hook.
396
00:16:22,813 --> 00:16:24,881
Believe me,
I've seen everything.
397
00:16:24,949 --> 00:16:26,383
I'll bet.
398
00:16:26,451 --> 00:16:27,684
The Titanic?
399
00:16:27,752 --> 00:16:28,886
(laughs)
400
00:16:28,953 --> 00:16:30,354
What's so funny?
401
00:16:30,455 --> 00:16:32,756
(laughing)
402
00:16:32,824 --> 00:16:36,627
Oh, you should have seen
how some of those people begged.
403
00:16:37,829 --> 00:16:40,097
I don't remember
seeing you there.
404
00:16:41,599 --> 00:16:44,467
First class, promenade deck.
405
00:16:44,535 --> 00:16:45,536
Of course.
Mmm.
406
00:16:45,603 --> 00:16:46,737
Steerage.
407
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:47,771
(sighs)
408
00:16:47,839 --> 00:16:49,606
It was a lovely night.
409
00:16:49,674 --> 00:16:51,408
For you, maybe.
410
00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:54,311
You know...
411
00:16:54,378 --> 00:16:56,947
just a few extra hours
to patch things up
412
00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:58,615
with Sylvia Penwater
413
00:16:58,683 --> 00:17:01,418
would mean an awful lot
to Harry.
414
00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:04,722
What do you care?
415
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:06,590
There's nothing in it for you.
416
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:16,867
I'll think about it.
417
00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:18,602
(door opening)
418
00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:24,942
Well, how do I look?
419
00:17:27,879 --> 00:17:29,480
Devastating.
420
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:32,148
You really think this
is going to work?
421
00:17:32,216 --> 00:17:33,250
Oh, positively.
422
00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:34,784
Go for it, buddy.
(chuckles)
423
00:17:34,852 --> 00:17:36,253
What's your hurry?
424
00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:39,857
A little drink will...
buck up your courage.
425
00:17:39,924 --> 00:17:42,793
In fact, why don't
you drop by my room
426
00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:45,695
on your way to see
Miss Penwater?
427
00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:48,365
You lady-killer, you.
428
00:17:48,432 --> 00:17:50,033
ALDO:
Wait a minute.
Ooh!
429
00:17:50,101 --> 00:17:51,434
Aldo, what are you doing?
430
00:17:51,502 --> 00:17:53,336
(grunts) Can I...
I want to talk to you.
431
00:17:53,404 --> 00:17:54,504
Oh! Oh!
432
00:17:54,572 --> 00:17:55,906
Aldo, now, grow up!
433
00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:57,407
Aldo!
434
00:17:57,475 --> 00:17:58,642
Come on!
435
00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:00,744
Aldo!
(door shuts)
436
00:18:00,812 --> 00:18:02,479
Come on! Aldo!
437
00:18:02,547 --> 00:18:04,348
I should have known
better than to trust you.
438
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,851
Look, all I said was that
I'd think about it-- I did.
439
00:18:06,918 --> 00:18:08,452
I decided to
do my job.
440
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,422
(grunts, sighs)
441
00:18:11,489 --> 00:18:13,523
Oh. Whew.
442
00:18:13,591 --> 00:18:15,259
Physical contact.
443
00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:18,195
Ah, no wonder mortals
are so susceptible.
444
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:22,166
It's so, uh, strange,
but very... pleasing.
445
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:24,134
Oh, sorry.
No, no, no.
It's all right.
446
00:18:24,202 --> 00:18:26,203
I don't mind when you
look at me that way.
447
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,505
It's very, uh,
stimulating.
448
00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:35,412
(sighs)
449
00:18:43,054 --> 00:18:45,121
(snoring softly)
450
00:18:46,324 --> 00:18:49,926
Say something romantic--
the way mortals do.
451
00:18:49,994 --> 00:18:51,828
I just love your bosom.
452
00:18:51,863 --> 00:18:53,163
Mmm! Oh.
453
00:18:53,231 --> 00:18:54,631
Yeah? What else?
454
00:18:54,699 --> 00:18:56,700
A magnificent set
of clavicles.
Mmm.
455
00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:57,867
Oh! Yeah?
456
00:18:57,935 --> 00:18:58,902
What else? Go on.
457
00:18:58,969 --> 00:19:00,237
Go on.
Your shoulders.
458
00:19:00,304 --> 00:19:01,438
What about my shoulders?
459
00:19:01,505 --> 00:19:04,141
Oh, they're so soft
and luscious.
Mmm, mmm.
460
00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:06,710
And your neck
like a swan.
Yeah?
461
00:19:06,777 --> 00:19:08,212
And those...
462
00:19:08,246 --> 00:19:11,314
Oh, those lovely lips.
463
00:19:13,985 --> 00:19:15,085
What about my lips?
464
00:19:15,152 --> 00:19:17,621
Oh, I melt.
465
00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:19,890
(low, sultry laughter)
466
00:19:19,957 --> 00:19:22,225
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
467
00:19:23,661 --> 00:19:25,696
(both chuckling)
468
00:19:25,763 --> 00:19:27,664
(snoring)
469
00:19:31,569 --> 00:19:32,802
You first.
470
00:19:32,870 --> 00:19:34,104
Oh, no, no, no.
471
00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:35,538
It was my idea.
472
00:19:35,606 --> 00:19:36,639
You first.
473
00:19:36,707 --> 00:19:37,740
Together.
474
00:19:37,808 --> 00:19:39,209
Okay, then.
Okay, you ready?
475
00:19:39,277 --> 00:19:40,810
Yeah.
One, two,
476
00:19:40,878 --> 00:19:42,045
three.
477
00:19:42,113 --> 00:19:43,646
Rip.
Rip.
478
00:19:43,714 --> 00:19:45,648
(Aldo and Doris laughing)
479
00:19:48,052 --> 00:19:51,088
Rip... Rip...
It'll take a
bureaucracy ten years
480
00:19:51,155 --> 00:19:52,356
to catch up with Harry.
481
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:53,957
At least!
(sighs)
482
00:19:54,025 --> 00:19:55,459
I am tired of feeling
483
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:58,028
like a glorified
process server.
484
00:19:58,096 --> 00:19:59,896
Do you know
I can't remember
485
00:19:59,964 --> 00:20:02,066
the last time
I had a night off?
486
00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:03,633
(both chuckling)
487
00:20:03,701 --> 00:20:05,635
(Harry snoring)
488
00:20:07,471 --> 00:20:09,172
(grunting)
489
00:20:12,843 --> 00:20:15,579
(muttering): ...their other
kicks in their own room.
490
00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:17,581
Can't believe that.
491
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:21,418
Sylvia Penwater!
492
00:20:36,901 --> 00:20:38,636
(moaning)
493
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:44,875
(giggles)
494
00:20:44,942 --> 00:20:46,877
(moaning continues)
495
00:21:00,058 --> 00:21:01,991
(chuckling)
496
00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:11,634
Mmm!
497
00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:23,613
NARRATOR:
The dark side is always there.
498
00:21:23,681 --> 00:21:26,150
Waiting for us to enter.
499
00:21:26,217 --> 00:21:29,519
Waiting to enter us.
500
00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:35,625
Until next time, tryto enjoy the daylight.
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