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Wakey, wakey.

Out you get.

Nice guy.

Leon, this job is 30% heavy lifting, 70% people skills.

So it'd be good for you to learn how it's done, you know?

See, this is what I mean.

Let's nod in and check in.

More words.

You've got a tongue in your head. Use it. All right, boss.

Just wondering how you turn out so different from your old man.

Addo, where's the odd job been?

Heard about your driveway.

Oh, great.

Yeah, you must be Bill. We spoke on the phone.

Indeed I am, yeah. Tim and Sam are down there setting up and this is Leon. He's

my apprentice for the summer.

Hi.

Hi.

Right, best we get cracking then.

Any questions we'll come to you. Yeah I'm in most of the day so if you need

anything just ring.

All right cheers pal.

I thought you lot might be thirsty.

It's homemade.

You're not from around here, are you?

No. I moved up from London, must be 10 years ago now.

What you moved out here for?

To write.

Write what?

Novels, mostly.

What? You're like an actual author and that.

Supposedly, yeah.

What's your name again?

I bet our Leonie has heard of you. He's dead brainy, he is.

Off to uni next month and all.

Nerd.

Martin McCallum.

Sorry.

Don't be daft.

Anyway, I'll leave you to it.

Stop the bus.

No touch of your lemonade, Bill?

No, Sam.

Why not?

It's a bit weird, isn't it?

Some random bloke offers you homemade lemonade.

Don't you think?

Well, when you put it like that, it's a bit girly-like, but good shit.

Anyone feeling tired, drowsy, sedated?

What? That doesn't bother you?

No, I'm not asked.

As long as he's not trying to shag me. Oh, fat chance of that happening, mate.

If anything, it's Leon he's going for.

Rig like that, who wouldn't?

Faggot.

Well, you can't say faggot anymore, Bill.

What, faggot?

Yeah, faggot. You mustn't say faggot.

I won't say faggot anymore.

Hey, where are you going?

Try not to get bummed.

Are we allowed to say that?

Bummed? Is that right? Bummed?

It's open.

Shush, mate. No, there's somebody at the door. Shush.

Thanks.

Leon, is it?

Yeah.

Are you really Martin McCann?

Yes.

He felt like an alien.

Both to the outside world and within himself.

A complete foreigner to his own emotions.

Gosh.

I didn't think anyone would read that one.

I remember reading that and feeling like my brain had been observed by someone

else.

So you have heard of it then?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I just... Read

them all.

Even the new one?

it was a it was out last week i'll let you off i actually got a few copies

lying around i could sign one for you if you like uh

no no you always give me more copies than i need i've read the damn thing

enough times as it is just give me a second

I don't know.

What?

Where'd you put the other?

Oh, that's where we go.

It's fine.

looks good

Oi, what are you gawping at?

What? You've been out of sorts since lunchtime.

Yeah, that's the first lunch slump.

He give you a good ride, did he?

Who? The pufter.

The writer.

Did he what?

That's what I'm asking you, mate.

I can see it in your eyes.

That's the afterglow, that is.

You write you a poem afterwards and all.

I'm surprised you know what a poem is.

Is that what's in your bag?

Faggot. Who are you calling a faggot?

He might be a faggot, but I'm not. I wouldn't go fucking near him if he

fucking paid me. So stop hounding me just because you're sexually confused.

Enough.

Evening. Evening.

We're about finished now, so... Great.

Just send me the invoice.

Come on Dylan.

Right.

You still gonna behave yourselves in there?

Yeah.

I'll pretend I didn't see what happened back there.

For your dad's sake.

You coming?

I'll be in in a minute. Alright.

I'll give you these then.

Basically, this is where you come in her eye, kick her in the shin so she hops

about like an angry pirate.

Have you got the keys?

No mate, I gave them to Leon.

Leon, can I get the keys off you mate?

Lucky fag's in the van.

Dear Leon, to an alien, this world is unfamiliar, hostile

even.

If there's anything I've learned from my time here, it's to accept and protect

who you truly are.

I hope you remember this when you find yourself questioning your place on this

planet.

In the meantime, Mars is always waiting.