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In ancient times before the now, there was an almighty blazing

row between two kingdoms tall and proud.

How to decide this without blood?

Right, settle down, everyone.

Well, thank you, Doug.

Fascinating introduction. Not finished.

Let's put it to a vote.

A bit of theatre, you know. Impact.

OK, it's simple. We want a student president.

This will be a democratically empowered position for a talented individual to

proactively seek excellence in matters of student representation.

And you, my little education consumers, will choose this president by vote.

The election is next week, so if you wish to stand, please see Doug after

assembly.

Can I just... I've got a whole rhyme worked out for that bit.

No, please, no.

I just thought you'd like it. No. It's clever. And I'm digging.

No. And I'm awfully nasty about the Welsh.

You've got to be joking.

I'm not going to help run this place.

I don't get it. Why not?

You really care about this stuff. What stuff?

Equality, environmentalism, feminism.

I don't ever want to shut my mouth-ism.

Great. You're making me sound great.

Come on.

Come on, you know about politics. You're always talking about it.

Emily, we've had about three conversations our entire lives.

So the idea that you know I'm always talking about anything is a bit

ridiculous.

Peace.

How did you get in here?

This weird guy let me in.

Looks a bit like Jesus.

Yeah.

Like a game of Christ-themed guess who in this house.

What do you want? I wanted to give you this.

You're very annoying.

Yeah, well, you seem to inspire it in me.

Jinx. You're gonna run.

Great.

I'll help with the form.

No, Emily.

I don't need any help.

Right, okay.

Well, see you.

Just so you know...

My first thought when I see you is not, I want to fuck that girl.

No. We've kissed. Twice.

It was nice.

But it's also nice just being with you.

When you're not being a prick, that is.

Thanks.

You should run for president because I think you'd be good at it.

It's that simple, okay?

Okay. And you should stay.

Thanks. I will.

I can just see it now, in light.

Naomi, get to know me.

I thought I was quite catchy.

Yeah, well, so's AIDS.

Do you think I can do it?

I think you can do anything.

Really?

I've been wondering.

Yeah?

What do lesbians do?

I mean, in bed.

I know what you mean.

What would I know?

You've never... No, I've never.

I mean, is it all brogues and strappers?

No.

I don't know.

They just do what we do to ourselves, only to each other.

Probably slightly more aggressively and with, you know, wheels and stuff.

Wheels, eh?

Yeah, and stuff.

Yeah, lots of it.

Oils.

Where'd you put it?

Oils.

On salad.

What are you doing?

Hi. Hi.

You left pretty early.

I had, um... Things to do, you know?

Well, I met your mum.

Did you?

She's nice. She's a cliché.

She's a nice cliché. Is she?

Emily, look.

I forgot to tell you. I made these in anticipation.

Cool, huh?

I got the message, Naomi.

I'll manage.

But there is one thing, though.

What?

You can't let him win now, can you?

Don't know much about it.

Can we go somewhere?

Anyway.

Wow.

It's lovely.

It's a lovely place.

It's one of my favourites.

I didn't bring a swimming costume.

Neither did I.

Someone shine forever someone might be looking honey your body ain't that

special Don't look okay

Said don't look. I wasn't looking.

You weren't looking. You weren't looking.

You alright, Em?

Hello?

Hello!

Deaf or what?

You know, that's the first time you've asked me something.

What, today?

Ever.

Well, answer it then.

You alright?

No.

I'm having the worst time of my life.

The weather's shit.

The company's even worse.

Well, then.

It's peaceful.

Yeah.

Do you want to do blowbacks?

I never got blowbacks.

Why can't people just smoke the damn thing straight?

It's fun.

Have you even tried it?

No.

But being all seeing, I already know it's shit.

Come on. Everything once.

Fuck it. Go ahead and disappoint me.

For you are here inside a place

so far away.

My brother always here.

Every other weekend.

Say something.

Mortimer experiments me.

can hide from all that separates us and divides

for you are here inside a

place so far away my brother always here

every other weekend and in the

messages they sound broken

And promises we've meant for All these things hurt our hearts now

You're going to do this to me twice.

Naomi, no. You fucking... Stop right now.

Don't you dare leave me in your bed again.

I've got to go.

I know you, Naomi.

I know you're lonely.

I think you need someone to want you.

Well, I do want you.

So be brave and want me back.

I'm not gonna open the door.

My face is all puffy.

I've been... crying a bit. I don't care.

I do want someone.

Need someone.

You're right.

And... And... I'm with you.

I feel like I'm a better person.

I feel happier.

Less... Alone.

Less lonely.

It's not as simple as that, is it?

Being with someone.

Isn't it?

No.

I mean... I don't know.

I mean, I don't think so.

Yeah. Yeah.

Nice job.

Stop it, don't. It took fucking ages.

Yeah, well, I wish I had someone to pass my exams for me.

Yeah. I hope you're going to finish the job and dump Freddie for her as well.

Oh, that's over.

Katie knows it.

Yeah.

It was an eventful barbecue.

Adultery makes a party go such a swing.

It's not funny.

Effie hurt her. Like I said, it was eventful.

You should dress up more often.

They're Katie's.

Yeah? You look nice.

On the neck down.

Naomi, I think I'm going away for the summer.

Oh.

Spain. Cyprus, perhaps.

By myself.

Spend some time by myself, you know? Do some thinking.

Bye.

About what?

Let's just be friends, okay?

We say that, don't we?

Yeah.

Have a good summer.

I'll miss you.

Oh, Christ.

Get out of here.

Katie?

I thought you were Katie.

Are you OK?

Yeah.

What about your mum?

This is my room.

No one's allowed in here.

I wish I had a room like that.

Katie and me.

We're always together.

Everything together.

Eating, sleeping.

Until we were nine, we used to take a dump at the same time.

Jesus!

Yeah. No secrets.

There's no point.

I'm not about this one.

Naomi... I want to tell people... That you're gay.

I want to tell people about us.

Come to the college ball with me.

Like we're...

Together.

I don't want to do that.

Why not?

Em, it's nobody's business.

Why? Who cares what other people... Emily.

I'm not like you.

I'm not sure like you are.

What aren't you sure of?

Can't things ever be complicated?

Fine. You like boys too?

Maybe.

Maybe I only like boys apart from you.

Oh, that's fucking great.

You're so in touch with yourself, aren't you?

Come to the ball with me.

Don't do that.

No, you don't do that.

I'm not your fucking experiment.

Where are my fucking... Oh, my fucking shoes.

Oh, fuck it, keep them.

I'm tired.

So sick and tired of it.

We're still holding hands through a cat flap, aren't we?

Have fun in Cyprus.

Please, Emily.

I have to speak to you.

Don't hang up.

Give me my coffee.

Emily.

You gonna sit down?

Was that you on the phone?

She shouldn't leave it lying around.

So?

Leave her alone.

She's mine.

She can't help what she is, Katie.

Neither can I.

Yeah? Seemed like she could help it when she was fucking JJ.

What? Apparently he's quite keen, actually.

You know, after she sorted him good and proper.

It's not true.

You hurt her.

Now she doesn't want you.

Why are you so horrible?

Because I love her more than you ever can.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got dresses to buy for a ball.

You won't be there.

Because if you are...

Hopefully.

Oh, how sweet.

I don't want to force them.

Look at you, JJ.

Suave.

Well, it should be fun.

Emily's great in the sack, isn't she, JJ?

Yes. I mean... I mean... I promise.

Naomi, I wanted to tell you, yeah?

But you didn't.

Did you, hon?

To... If you'll excuse me.

Christ.

Right.

Definitely not shagging tonight, then?

No, JJ.

Come on.

They're girls. They always kiss and make up.

You're a bad fucking girl, aren't you, Katie?

You're so fucking bright.

That's for fucking her up. That wasn't me.

She's my sister.

You're just a slut. It takes one to know one, doesn't it? Oh, go fuck yourself,

Naomi. You didn't need to blab about JJ.

You just loved doing it, didn't you, Katie Kins? She deserved it.

What did I deserve, Katie?

Emily.

No, it wasn't like that.

Emily!

Emily, please don't walk away.

You fucking...

Get off me!

Katie. I can't stand this.

I'm a person.

I'm not you.

I know.

You have to understand, Katie.

I love you.

And I'll never really leave you.

But I can't fix this.

I like girls.

No.

I like a girl.

No.

I love her.

Okay?

I love...

okay okay

Some party.

Event?

Yeah.

I love you too.

I know.

Yeah, he does that.

You're supposed to be telling us the route across Mexico.

Sorry, I got bored waiting for my Gary Boulders.

Can you turn away a minute?

I'm back.

I saw these a while ago and...

I

love you.

Yeah, I know.

Don't forget it though.

How do I look?

Yeah, see you.

What's the matter?

I forgot for a second.

Forgot what?

It's nothing to do with us.

Oh, girls.

Good. Follow me.

Actually, don't, will I?

Frankly, Emily, I don't give a damn.

The police are back and they want to talk to you both about Sophia Moore.

So, come along ladies, this way.

So, how close were you to Sophia?

We didn't know her.

Did you know her, Emily?

No. Are you sure?

We heard you three were quite chummy.

Well, we weren't. Have you ever used MDMA?

Er... It's illegal.

We found traces of it in Sophia's blood.

We think she might have bought it in the club.

Did you see Sophia at the party?

We only saw her... We were only at the party for ten minutes or so.

We went home long before the accident.

We didn't see her.

Emily said you did.

No, I meant... Since the party, there's been posters everywhere.

What are you looking for, exactly?

I just want more of a complete picture.

We just want the truth.

Why did we just lie to the police?

Hey.

It's me.

What's going on?

I did see her at the party.

It was me who sold her the MDMA.

Since when are you dealing? I needed some money and I thought if I just went

in on this MDMA... I could have lent you some money.

It was for these.

I thought I could keep you safe.

I'm sorry.

Who gave you the MDMA?

Why did you give them our names? Em, calm down. Of course I didn't, man.

Chillax.

It ain't got nothing on us. Oh, and you know that, do you? I nicked the fella's

briefcase.

It's a fucking Bristol Rovers fan whose mum leaves notes in his sandwiches. Look

at that.

But what if they do know?

Oh, that's what'll fuck this.

Getting scared, poking around, causing a fucking scene in the middle of the

corridors. He's right.

Mum's the word, girls.

Don't you want to know where they had our names? No.

Why not? Because I don't want to go to jail.

Could you just mind your own fucking business for once, please?

Okay, sorry.

You just have to act like everything's fine.

Why didn't you tell me you knew her?

I met her once at an open day. What open day?

It was an open day. What does it matter?

We're going travelling next year. We decided. You decided.

Look, I went to an open day, I met a girl, we talked, that's it. You should

have told me. Well, how could I without telling you where I met her?

I didn't want a referendum on our relationship over a stupid open day.

Did you know she was gay? I met her once.

Did you fuck her?

No!

You think I'd shag some random girl behind your back? I'm not saying you did

it. Well, what are you saying?

I'm just asking. Why are you acting like this?

Her mum seems to think we knew her.

What?

I went to her house today.

You promised me you'd stay out of it.

Stay out of it!

Do you know what this is for?

Something to do with the army.

Probably her cadet locker key.

How do you even know that, Naomi?

Where are you going?

I'm going to find out if you're lying.

Oh, nice.

Let's go then.

What the fuck?

It's my old toothbrush.

It's your bracelet.

Is this the one you lost?

She went through my rubbish.

Close it.

Please, close it.

It's okay.

She stalked me.

You're very stalkable.

It's OK, it's just Emily.

Bonsoir. Who's that?

Oh, just my mum.

What's all this?

I'm moving in. Where?

Here.

Er... Isn't that the sort of thing people usually discuss?

I need to, OK?

OK.

OK? OK.

Although, in many ways, it's sort of a violation, but fuck it, it's okay.

Really? Really.

It'd be great.

You can be my pyjamas.

You need to do something about your moustache.

What?

Thank you.

This looks kind of terrible.

Yeah.

Fuck it!

It's rubbish.

Let's just go back to where I was.

Where?

I was...

Hi. How you doing?

This is the worst party I've ever been to.

The worst.

Really? Panda's giving Tom a dose of the old look-at-me routine.

You know how it is.

Letting your exes know that you're out there.

That other people find you attractive.

That everything you thought you had together, they can do without it.

That they don't need you.

I merely observe.

Let it go.

Let it go before you scoop everything off.

Cook?

Excuse me?

I don't want to see your muff.

Emilio Les Tevez.

You know, it's probably still not too late to be overcome by desire, mate.

I pretend you're deaf, huh?

Fuck off.

No, I'm serious.

It's probably been a while as well, isn't it, since you've seen one of

these? Look, mine is totally outstanding, man.

What's up, Emilio, man?

Why are you hiding in the piss hole?

Do you ever get jealous, Kurt?

If your shag's a shag, then you're always going to get your heart ripped

out somewhere, aren't you?

What do you do about it?

It just burns, kid.

It just burns.

You just keep it on the inside.

Is that possible?

Yeah. You just look a bit stupid if you don't, don't you?

Look at me, love.

Happy.

Effie.

You don't tell any of my secrets, yeah, I won't tell any of yours. Or we could

just go out there in a blaze of glory.

Dance?

Mothmonkey? You want it?

I want that too.

Who fucking wants one now?

I need to see you.

No, now.

I've got something I need to show you.

Tonight.

Why did you?

Why here?

I don't know.

This is where it ends.

I've got something to show you.

I think she wanted you to have this.

I got it from her cadet locker.

I need to know what's in there.

Me too.

It's her work.

Her diary, you know.

Can't we just leave it?

I don't think we can, Names.

She's dead.

Let it go.

I can't.

See you around.

Why don't we just go home?

Shit!

Matt, come back!

I made this for her.

Woodwork, you know?

I can't stop crying.

I've tried to stop thinking, but it doesn't work.

You don't expect stuff to happen.

You can't control it. You can't control anything.

So I'm at this stupid open day, and everyone's snotty and rude, and then I

see someone.

I'd never even spoken to her at Roundview, but it didn't seem to matter

because then everything got really fun. And by the time we were on our way home,

we were telling secrets.

And I wanted to move my hand.

I wanted to move it so much.

And then she moved hers.

I wish I told Naomi how easy it is for me to love someone.

We're all lonely and all we want is for someone to, you know, pay attention and

tell us we're beautiful and cute and say that they want to.

You've ruined it.

You don't want anyone to care.

You could be dead in a second.

Everything's so fragile.

Didn't you realise that?

We were special.

Who is scared?

Good morning, Naomi.

You're looking sexy.

You heard of a shower?

What do you want?

This is difficult, okay?

But we've lost our house.

Oh, that was careless.

So what?

We need somewhere to stay.

Your house is pretty empty at the moment.

You're having a fucking laugh.

Yes, Naomi. I'm kidding that my parents have no money, no house, and are about

to split up.

I'm sorry, but it's not my problem. Oh, but it is.

Because it's Emily's problem.

She's your girlfriend.

That makes it your problem.

No lesbian digs?

That I can't promise.

Stop it, Em. After all the shit she put us through, you've just let her march

into our home.

She's your mum.

She's a selfish cow, isn't she?

Emily.

Whatever. Stay here.

Don't expect me to care, because I don't.

Just for a couple of days while we get ourselves set as this pickle.

Stay out of my way.

This is my house.

I live here with my girlfriend, and we're having a barbecue.

All right?

Whatever you say, love.

I'm going to finish emptying the car.

I'm about to crack. One, two, three, turn around. Don't you watch me now.

Just turn around. Touch your knees. Don't look. Just turn around.

Do it now. Make me count. One, two, three, turn around. Watch yourself. Why

don't you turn around? Can't you see I don't need you around?

Do it now. Walk right through that door.

Who's got any more pills?

Don't you think you've had enough? Don't think. Makes life much easier.

Naomi, darling?

Got any more of your special powder?

No? Don't.

Well, it's cooking for me, you know.

Somebody find me a pill.

Another fun day at Mrs and Mrs Campbell's.

Oh no, there's like... Come on!

What's wrong with everyone?

Turn the music off.

Come on, come on, come on. Come on, you boring block.

Oh, don't be boring.

Can I entrust you ladies in a special cooked to perfection burger?

We'll kill you!

Don't think so.

Hey babes, you miss me?

Want me to ask everyone to leave? Thanks, Thomas.

What's the point?

So, fuck anyway.

Am I making you nice and wet?

Fuck you!

There's a fucking pantomime!

Fuck you right back.

Em, stop it. Stay out of this.

What? You want to fuck her, is that it? Maybe I do.

So what?

That's enough.

What's this all about?

It's none of your business.

I fucked the dead girl.

I fucked Sophia, gave her the drugs, and now she's punishing me for it?

I knew you'd screw her up. Hey!

Good news, everyone.

I found us a caravan.

What have I missed?

Why don't you all just fuck off?

Look at you.

Pretending to be happy families.

Pretending to love each other.

Don't you dare speak to me like that. Get off your high horse.

I can't be here anymore.

Bit melodramatic.

Remind you of anyone?

Stop it.

Come on, son.

I got eggs.

We can have eggs, yeah?

And Red Bulls and a pan of chocolate and... I got heat.

What?

She'd been snoring like that all night.

What? You were both so fucking trashed.

So I slept on the sofa with Panda.

Right.

She's quite cute.

For a straight girl.

Whoa.

In the scud.

When did that happen?

I didn't notice.

Good thing.

You might have got, you know, tempted.

I was wrecked.

Yeah, you were both pissing corn.

Like I said, cute.

Is this bad?

You want to do breakfast?

I can fry you, poach you, scramble you.

Do you any way you like.

But shower though, because you smell of something and it ain't roses.

I thought you didn't sleep with her anymore.

Yeah, well, people keep moving in.

Isn't what you told me, that's all.

Mandy, we haven't done anything, so I don't know why... I mean, we didn't do

anything last night.

Did we? You wanted to.

If you hadn't been totally fucking AWOL... No.

I didn't. Yeah?

Otherwise, what have we been doing?

What have you been doing?

She thinks I'm straight.

What?

How do you even... She said it when she was looking at my tits, didn't she?

A bit fucked up, that.

I don't want to be fucked around, Emily.

Just because she won't take you to go up.

I'd take you.

We'd go dancing.

Sleep in a hut.

I'd make love to you on the beach.

Isn't that what you want?

What is it? It's Mandy.

Yeah, yeah.

You can dance. Come on.

I gotta get going.

No, no.

Everyone's so fucking pissy.

Come on.

Everything's got the gob on and I want a party. That's all we have to do.

Okay.

Why not?

There you go. You hear that?

Why not?

Have a bit more volume.

Is that up?

you dance pretty good for a straight girl yeah we we have problems

me and mz because because i was i was bad and

that right mz see i'm forgiven

it's just been heaven these last months heaven

If you don't want her, I do.

I will.

I loved you from the first time I saw you.

I think I was 12.

It took me three years to pluck up the courage to speak to you.

And I was so scared of the way I felt, you know, loving a girl.

I learned how to become a sarcastic bitch just to make it feel normal.

I screwed guys to make it go away, but it didn't work.

When we got together, it scared the shit out of me because...

You were the one person who could ruin my life.

I pushed you away.

I made you think things were your fault, but really I was just terrified of pain.

I screwed that girl, Sophia, to kind of spite you for having that hold on me.

And I'm a total fucking coward because I got...

These tickets to go are for us three months ago.

But I... I can understand.

I didn't want to be a slave to the way I feel about you.

Can you understand?

You were trying to punish me back and it is horrible.

It's so horrible because...

we got